Bill Burr Stand-Up Monologue - SNL

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  • Host Bill Burr does stand-up about the COVID-19 pandemic, cancel culture and white women.
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  • @MrBurgundy76
    @MrBurgundy76 Před 3 lety +12026

    They tried to cancel him on Twitter and they found out he had a black wife and didn’t know what to do 😂😂😂😂😂😂

    • @chrisbrand6688
      @chrisbrand6688 Před 3 lety +280

      😂🙌🏽🙌🏽

    • @Suchen_Wahrheit
      @Suchen_Wahrheit Před 3 lety +898

      He was running away from crazy Gucci booted ladies, then found Nia. Nia is awesome in his podcasts, too.

    • @MrBurgundy76
      @MrBurgundy76 Před 3 lety +92

      @@Suchen_Wahrheit yes sir I listen. Love Bill Burr.

    • @frankbonini9128
      @frankbonini9128 Před 3 lety +206

      A Black Goddess, to Boot

    • @travismcnasty4239
      @travismcnasty4239 Před 3 lety +544

      His black wife probably gave him some real info about white feminism.

  • @jean-michelwalker8829
    @jean-michelwalker8829 Před 3 lety +7566

    “ and then white women swung their Gucci booted feet over the fence of oppression “ - THAT LINE IS COMEDY GOLD!!

    • @stevesteve6867
      @stevesteve6867 Před 3 lety +9

      Akk white women have gucci boots? LOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOL

    • @creativemod
      @creativemod Před 3 lety +47

      @@stevesteve6867 yep

    • @pale_saint
      @pale_saint Před 3 lety +20

      He’s also way too big on ”white guilt”

    • @machojones1146
      @machojones1146 Před 3 lety +191

      @@pale_saint he literally has a whole set where he shits on white guilt

    • @jowanacyrus9066
      @jowanacyrus9066 Před 3 lety +136

      His wife is black... give the guy a break. Of course he's sensitive, aware and likely frustrated about the topic.... At least he can make people laugh about it!
      Gucci booted feet 😂😂😂😂😂 Classic.
      It doesn't seem to be a problem when people are roasting the shit out of black people all the time tho huh?

  • @Heidegaff
    @Heidegaff Před rokem +1249

    "The nerv- where's the camera? The nerve!"
    God I love Bill Burr so much.

    • @libanarab5883
      @libanarab5883 Před rokem +8

      He didn’t lie in this at all. White women lives aren’t the worst

    • @rolanddeschain6265
      @rolanddeschain6265 Před rokem

      White women living in rich developed countries genuinely have it the easiest of any group of people on the planet.
      Compared to white men alone, they're more likely to receive a good education, more likely to receive government assistance, more likely to receive support from their families, less likely to suffer homelessness, ineligible for the draft, more likely to be hired for non-physical-labor jobs, vastly more likely to receive child support/custody/alimony in a divorce, more likely to have a circle of close friends, and less likely to be the victim of homicide OR suicide.
      Oh, it's also basically impossible for a white woman to be sentenced for a serious crime unless the evidence is overwhelming and heinous, and even then they'll receive half the punishment a man would for the same crime. There are currently about 2,500 death row inmates in the USA. Only 50 are women.
      Do they have perfect lives? No, obviously not. In particular the way the medical system treats women is pretty ugly, sexual harassment etc is unpleasant and frequent, and there's plenty of misogynistic stuff happening out there like mechanics trying to rip them off or old white guys at work talking down to them.
      But on a day-to-day level most white women walk around falling ass-backwards into money and luck, are never forced to do backbreaking labor to survive, and never see the slightest consequence for bad behavior. Must be nice.

    • @mason4354
      @mason4354 Před rokem +2

      Bilber has got to be the funniest comedian I swear to Bob 😂

    • @jrny724
      @jrny724 Před 11 měsíci +2

      🤣🤣

    • @thekrevolution
      @thekrevolution Před 7 měsíci +1

      my favourite bit

  • @earlgarcia2736
    @earlgarcia2736 Před rokem +915

    Love this guy. He doesn't care who he pisses off. Don't ever change, Bill.

    • @Boristheborat
      @Boristheborat Před rokem +2

      Comedy is all about pissing people off and not being funny. That's Burrrr problem...he's just not funny.

    • @mohamedsamroud7678
      @mohamedsamroud7678 Před rokem +7

      @@Boristheborat yeah, he is speaking facts

    • @dantetejeda1868
      @dantetejeda1868 Před rokem +10

      @@Boristheborat or hear me out... you don't take things personal and enjoy the jokes

    • @ratwithahat4228
      @ratwithahat4228 Před 10 měsíci

      @@Boristheborat well humor happens to be subjective, just like a taste in music, or a taste in art.

    • @SuperXLodeStAR
      @SuperXLodeStAR Před 7 měsíci +1

      @@Boristheborat to YOU, he’s not funny. The rest of us with more than 2 brain cells are laughing

  • @_dsn671
    @_dsn671 Před 3 lety +6424

    This isn't even Bill Burr at full strength and people are getting offended lmao

    • @armchairmaster
      @armchairmaster Před 3 lety +318

      Bill Burr at full strength was enough to single-handedly set Philly at permanent "shit-status" city for eternity.

    • @topxsoul
      @topxsoul Před 3 lety +19

      @@armchairmaster haha good point

    • @alexc5156
      @alexc5156 Před 3 lety +48

      @@armchairmaster As a Philadelphian...I can attest that this is a very true statement

    • @wesleythompson7
      @wesleythompson7 Před 3 lety +19

      @@armchairmaster I saw that 4 times that was LEGENDARY I MEAN UNFORGETTABLE LEGENDARY 😂😂

    • @Tucker117
      @Tucker117 Před 3 lety +31

      this man is only at 10% of his full power

  • @christophergregory1205
    @christophergregory1205 Před 3 lety +3405

    "The nerve- where's the camera?- the NERVE"
    😂😂😂

  • @ianmcpherson2171
    @ianmcpherson2171 Před rokem +936

    Burr is the embodiment of chaotic neutral

    • @jididemtl
      @jididemtl Před rokem +16

      best comment 🎉 i have never thought about that

    • @gspendlove
      @gspendlove Před rokem +10

      Goddammit, the nostalgia. I'll bet Bill even understands the alignment language.

    • @Emanon...
      @Emanon... Před 10 měsíci +13

      I'd say he's chaotic good. Underscore the chaotic.
      Speaks against any and all stupid shit and in his heart he's a sweet and empathetic guy

    • @motorcycleboy9000
      @motorcycleboy9000 Před 5 měsíci +2

      ​@AJHamada He loved his pit bull too much to be Neutral. That's Chaotic Good.

  • @botwhy
    @botwhy Před 8 měsíci +184

    It's so funny how he loses the audience, wins it back, loses them again only to get them back on his side. He's my absolute favorite comedian

    • @Illumirage
      @Illumirage Před 8 měsíci +4

      "Racism is okay when it's not directed at me"

    • @user-qw2wy5gs2g
      @user-qw2wy5gs2g Před 23 hodinami

      ​@@IllumirageRacism should never be okay. And I hope your opinion is not a popular one.

    • @Illumirage
      @Illumirage Před 23 hodinami

      @@user-qw2wy5gs2g bill is a racist.

    • @Illumirage
      @Illumirage Před 23 hodinami

      @@user-qw2wy5gs2g that isn't my stance, that's op's. Bill is a racist

  • @nickcarter4006
    @nickcarter4006 Před 2 lety +8319

    The only comedian who hears awkward silence and thinks to himself “fuck yea I’m killing”

    • @dchook100
      @dchook100 Před 2 lety +323

      Even the band in the back looked like the carboard people-props at baseball games; meanwhile the majority of people watching at home are losing their shit with laughter.

    • @ejl74
      @ejl74 Před 2 lety +109

      I thought the same thing lol they should have gave him 2 hr monologue

    • @cosmic_giant1523
      @cosmic_giant1523 Před 2 lety +177

      I don't think he thought he was killing, I think he likes the awkwardness and it makes him happy when he steers farther into it😁

    • @dchook100
      @dchook100 Před 2 lety +107

      Nothing stings or zings like the truth; comedians are the last bastion of honesty and in dire jeopardy.

    • @dank4662
      @dank4662 Před 2 lety +73

      He did kill it

  • @Dustinsfishtanks
    @Dustinsfishtanks Před 3 lety +36694

    If people are offended I am glad Bill nailed it

    • @rikers263
      @rikers263 Před 3 lety +943

      Offended mainly because what he said is true....lol

    • @bobafettsbiggestfan9009
      @bobafettsbiggestfan9009 Před 3 lety +155

      REEEEE!!!!!!!!!!!!

    • @bobafettsbiggestfan9009
      @bobafettsbiggestfan9009 Před 3 lety +271

      @todd REEEEE!!!!!!!!!

    • @rozzer8290
      @rozzer8290 Před 3 lety +781

      @todd smith So what your saying is your offended, but just don't want to say your offended😅

    • @easylistening1377
      @easylistening1377 Před 3 lety +149

      todd smith Hes awesome I miss comedy Blazing Saddles. Time to check in on funny 😄 love everyone smile today we need it.

  • @kenb991
    @kenb991 Před rokem +242

    The audience was scared to laugh he kept going. Love it.

    • @niallk9336
      @niallk9336 Před 10 měsíci +4

      SNL audience demographic is exactly who he's going in on.
      I think he knew this would "flop" live with the audience demographic, but be legendary on recording.

    • @loveonick1
      @loveonick1 Před 8 měsíci

      and the sound was muffled by the masks they're wearing

  • @JaggedRecordsVa
    @JaggedRecordsVa Před rokem +305

    This monologue will go down in comedy history as one of the greatest performances. I stand by what I said.

    • @jacobshirley3457
      @jacobshirley3457 Před 4 měsíci

      Unfortunately, I think Louis CK's first monologue is better, as good as this was. He got more of the audience laughing (uncomfortably) at more taboo subjects.

    • @RKroese
      @RKroese Před měsícem

      ​@@jacobshirley3457That defines comedy, does it?
      Shirley, you know better.

  • @McCrapweasel
    @McCrapweasel Před 3 lety +1739

    The whole time it looked like he was thinking "don't say f*ck, don't say f*ck, don't say f*ck". Bill is too pure for network.

    • @raziele92
      @raziele92 Před 3 lety +15

      I was expecting it any second through the whole episode.

    • @oldnepalihippie
      @oldnepalihippie Před 3 lety +3

      I agree. but when ur audience knows ur being cutting edge, r u actually? I think that threw his timing off, and I guess everyone is a bit rusty.

    • @robzs8388
      @robzs8388 Před 3 lety +2

      lol i was literally just thinking that

    • @moniquemonicat
      @moniquemonicat Před 3 lety +5

      He's still a kiss-ass. Can smell his fear.

    • @argmax11
      @argmax11 Před 3 lety

      exactly what I was thinking ! haha

  • @baconsir1159
    @baconsir1159 Před 3 lety +609

    "The nerve. Where's the camera?"
    *_"THE NERVE"_*

    • @HSamee
      @HSamee Před 3 lety +9

      That was simply brilliant. I laughed my ass off.

    • @SteveFuchs
      @SteveFuchs Před 3 lety +3

      4:11

    • @rd4454
      @rd4454 Před 3 lety +3

      I laugh so hard I farted and snorted at the same time. My husband looked grossed out. Hey he put rings on it and they said better or worst. This is the better. We getting old. The worst is yet to come.

    • @chrissmyers2884
      @chrissmyers2884 Před 3 lety

      That was CLASSIC Bill Burr. It will go down as the best part of his career.

  • @truthbtold1392
    @truthbtold1392 Před rokem +87

    I love the way the crowd doesnt laugh at some of his jokes. Its hilarious to me :) Ploughing ahead!

    • @davids7209
      @davids7209 Před rokem +2

      IKR!!! I about fell out of my chair when he said that! Funniest thing EVER!

  • @yoitsblang
    @yoitsblang Před rokem +217

    honestly as much as we'd like to think we'd be this brave or strong, most if not all of us could go on national tv and do this routine to a silent audience knowing full well that they are not enjoying it and continuing it with confidence and the energy bill has here. That's more than just talent that's a fucking work ethic right there.

    • @dennisrphymurphy7929
      @dennisrphymurphy7929 Před rokem +3

      Bang on !... he was a FORCE that evening!

    • @Zebra_3
      @Zebra_3 Před rokem +10

      I don't think the SNL crowd deserves him.

    • @kauffrau6764
      @kauffrau6764 Před rokem +4

      @@Zebra_3 Agree, he's far beyond them.

    • @abdulg4762
      @abdulg4762 Před rokem +4

      Man is a national treasure.

    • @orchidpanda2253
      @orchidpanda2253 Před měsícem +2

      that's not work ethic, it's called courage. The man has balls.

  • @goblenator9688
    @goblenator9688 Před 3 lety +3530

    Nothing offends people more than the truth about themselves

    • @TNDRAV
      @TNDRAV Před 3 lety +8

      Right!

    • @Necronaut
      @Necronaut Před 3 lety +6

      i never wore a mask, my whole family is still alive and well. you are an idiot lmao.

    • @CD-vb9fi
      @CD-vb9fi Před 3 lety +3

      This needs to be said at the front of every debate every time... all the time! And should be the only response to everyone that says they just got offended!

    • @CD-vb9fi
      @CD-vb9fi Před 3 lety

      @pissedpookie How does drunk driving fit into this?

    • @PhdMusic03
      @PhdMusic03 Před 3 lety +12

      @@CD-vb9fi because doing things that are harmful won’t always yield the most negative consequences but still doesn’t justify doing them. Example you can drink and drive and get home fine but that doesn’t make it ok. Like not wearing a mask can lead to you or your family not contracting covid but that doesn’t make it ok simply bc the worst result (you or your family getting it and dying) didn’t happen. Get it?

  • @quinnmurph2750
    @quinnmurph2750 Před 3 lety +2041

    "For centuries... you rolled around in the blood money...." That's the killer line. Damn.

    • @cmerritt6799
      @cmerritt6799 Před 3 lety +18

      LMAO!

    • @tomacas
      @tomacas Před 3 lety +261

      I love how Chappelle said it: "You were in on the heist, you just didn't like your cut."

    • @KingAsaYah
      @KingAsaYah Před 3 lety +122

      Like a mafia wife, she knows what her gangster husband is doing but she turns a blind eye and lives the good life until he’s caught then she acts like shes innocent and never knew what he was doing.
      She’s more devious than he is.

    • @OGMama75
      @OGMama75 Před 3 lety +23

      He ain't lying!

    • @TheKmonta
      @TheKmonta Před 3 lety +18

      Yes! a killer line.....and it's TRUE!

  • @BrandonMobley614
    @BrandonMobley614 Před rokem +799

    As sensitive as the world is now, I don't see Bill Burr being invited back anytime soon. That being said, this was one of the best opening monologues in SNL history.

  • @mattysheehan9786
    @mattysheehan9786 Před rokem +44

    That “where’s the camera” line was so subtle but so funny

  • @Monica-vt4mz
    @Monica-vt4mz Před 3 lety +2460

    “You were in on the heist, you just didn’t like your cut” -- Dave Chappelle

  • @thomasweeden2683
    @thomasweeden2683 Před 3 lety +3432

    “The nerve- where’s the camera? THE NERVE.”

    • @tonyacummings5794
      @tonyacummings5794 Před 3 lety +21

      So good

    • @msbronzegoddess3166
      @msbronzegoddess3166 Před 3 lety +3

      🤣

    • @georgecaplin9075
      @georgecaplin9075 Před 3 lety +24

      Normally I’m like, “ugh, quoting the video just to get likes”, but that was funny so you get a 👍.

    • @thomasweeden2683
      @thomasweeden2683 Před 3 lety +10

      @@georgecaplin9075 yeah you have to be a little creative with it, can’t just quote it exactly, gotta throw in some capitalized words here and there to match the quote

    • @ozanyoung2909
      @ozanyoung2909 Před 3 lety +8

      Full-on Burr.

  • @calisongbird
    @calisongbird Před rokem +218

    As a white woman, I can only roll my eyes that other white women in the studio audience obviously took offense. Bill’s hilarious and spot on!! And as others noted, this set is MILD compared to his usual tirades. 😂

  • @travismester
    @travismester Před 2 lety +87

    One of the best hosts ever. From the monologue to the sketches, the show was amazing.

  • @chadiboii
    @chadiboii Před 3 lety +3715

    The nervous laughter lmao they aren’t ready for Ol Billy Red nuts.

    • @nickhansen8874
      @nickhansen8874 Před 3 lety +38

      Don_La_Da I honestly believe his monologue went fine. The audience is still cut down so the experience is not going to be the norm. As a fan of Bill’s he did pretty well considering the circumstances.

    • @neilyaremchuk6798
      @neilyaremchuk6798 Před 3 lety +8

      They were hoping for Alec Baldwin.

    • @nickhansen8874
      @nickhansen8874 Před 3 lety +2

      Neil Yaremchuk Nah.

    • @lizardpeopleking5102
      @lizardpeopleking5102 Před 3 lety +18

      I love how they come around to the jokes once he gets to the punchline, as it slowly dawns on them that he didn't say anything remotely bigoted. Furthermore I love that shit-eating grin on his face when he says "... for a group of people that were never ENSLAVED" and like no one laughs.
      And then he has them at the punchline. This is so brilliant.

    • @lukasv5778
      @lukasv5778 Před 3 lety +7

      By far my favorite nickname for bill burr hahaha

  • @ChiseledAdonis
    @ChiseledAdonis Před 3 lety +18338

    Just when I thought I couldn't love Bill Burr enough...

    • @zacharymanuel1649
      @zacharymanuel1649 Před 3 lety +238

      Dave Chapel & Bill Burr special would be awesome 🤙🏾🤙🏾🤙🏾❤️❤️❤️

    • @youmayberight
      @youmayberight Před 3 lety +228

      @Andre Knowledge357 Someone needs a tissue.

    • @barragin9893
      @barragin9893 Před 3 lety +83

      @@zacharymanuel1649 It was awesome - was called the Chappelle show - Bill Burr helped write a lot of the jokes and was in the skits.

    • @Metalchine
      @Metalchine Před 3 lety +29

      Can’t wait for your NFL highlight Commentary!! 🔥🔥🔥

    • @dsolo2161
      @dsolo2161 Před 3 lety +19

      @Andre Knowledge357 Well, is it not innocent blood money?

  • @Musiclover-bg2nn
    @Musiclover-bg2nn Před 2 lety +44

    Bill Burr is on the same wave length as George Carlin, only not quite as cynical. He is a complete breath of fresh air!!

    • @SeraphsWitness
      @SeraphsWitness Před 8 měsíci +1

      Yea Carlin really tumbled into cynicism as he aged. His golden era was brief in my opinion.

  • @whitneyphilis
    @whitneyphilis Před rokem +23

    Laughed throughout. He is real no sugarcoating 😂👏🏾he don't care and I love that for us. We need to stop being sensitive and entitled to thinking no one will disagree with us. Love it💜

    • @szn1580
      @szn1580 Před 4 měsíci

      White woman line had me rolling lmaao

  • @Fromard
    @Fromard Před 3 lety +3177

    Why was anyone offended? This was Bill Burr light.

    • @kobrien4121
      @kobrien4121 Před 3 lety +142

      Guess you guys aren't ready for that yet, but your kids are going to love it!

    • @BejitaConnor
      @BejitaConnor Před 3 lety +5

      I know, right?

    • @user-hm9uf8by2i
      @user-hm9uf8by2i Před 3 lety +16

      @@kobrien4121 more like your parents probably loved it. We're moving backwards.

    • @josie3221
      @josie3221 Před 3 lety +19

      EB23 it's a quote from back to the future. I don't think they meant it was that serious.

    • @VirtueCry
      @VirtueCry Před 3 lety +2

      I'm not sure anyone really is offended, I think that's just what people expect to happen.

  • @jacksonthescorp6324
    @jacksonthescorp6324 Před 3 lety +3201

    I came here because I was told the monologue was "outrageous" and "disturbing." It's neither of those things. It's just Bill Burr being Bill Burr. In a related story, I love Bill Burr.

    • @Saru-yr3qk
      @Saru-yr3qk Před 3 lety +100

      @@blackphilip8936
      He's mocking self-centered white liberals who "speak on behalf" of minorities because of their white savior complex. Mocking white liberal women in particular is typical Bill Burr, and honestly that demographic deserves whatever Bill hits them with.

    • @davieslocker86
      @davieslocker86 Před 3 lety +21

      That headline caught you too huh lol

    • @loopyprawn
      @loopyprawn Před 3 lety +45

      Billy held back

    • @rajabcroswell9020
      @rajabcroswell9020 Před 3 lety +86

      The truth is always disturbing and outrageous to those who live a lie.

    • @ImAlsoMerobiba
      @ImAlsoMerobiba Před 3 lety +11

      Really? You had to watch it to confirm it wasn't "outrageous" and "disturbing"? Seems like common sense that those people hadn't watched Bill Burr before, aren't used to his comedy or don't get it.

  • @Coquita.Bonita
    @Coquita.Bonita Před rokem +24

    The way the audience feels awkward just makes it so much better… they don’t want to feel guilt

  • @googelle7555
    @googelle7555 Před rokem +73

    This crowd deserves a Philly Rant.

    • @jv-lk7bc
      @jv-lk7bc Před rokem

      nah. Only Philly deserves that ;)

    • @dickgrayson8092
      @dickgrayson8092 Před rokem +1

      @@jv-lk7bc You're right. This crowd deserves WAY worse. 👍💯

  • @brendenedgeworth9311
    @brendenedgeworth9311 Před 3 lety +800

    “Where’s the camera? THE NERVE”
    God, I love Bill Burr.

    • @nazifhossain1352
      @nazifhossain1352 Před 3 lety +4

      That was my favorite moment.

    • @samjim89
      @samjim89 Před 3 lety

      I don't find burr funny I believe he is a good comedian I respect him. But yes that part made me laugh.

    • @toddwhite1036
      @toddwhite1036 Před 3 lety +1

      That was perfect...

    • @samjim89
      @samjim89 Před 3 lety

      @nicolas guzman I do love stand up (louis ck felipe Esparza Amy Wong) just not bill burr but still respect him as a comedian.

  • @lloydchristmas168
    @lloydchristmas168 Před 3 lety +5093

    If you're a white woman and you were offended - you're what he's talking about.

  • @zeldaisazombie
    @zeldaisazombie Před rokem +9

    Here I am, two years later. STILL showing this to people because it continues to be true.
    And funny as fuck.🤣🤣🤣

  • @jamesll9345
    @jamesll9345 Před 9 měsíci +5

    Bill Burr is a great comedian. No doubt. Did no one else notice at the beginning his PROFESSIONALISM in handling the broken microphone issue? The headset wasnt working and he knew he was live and didnt miss a beat. That adds to how amazing his monologue was

  • @sequoia1171
    @sequoia1171 Před 3 lety +4059

    I love how Bill Burr can make an audience uncomfortable like no one else. Total craft mastery

    • @jayrosenstein957
      @jayrosenstein957 Před 3 lety +33

      not uncomfortable. just not funny.

    • @eep3
      @eep3 Před 3 lety +158

      Jay Rosenstein dude it was so funny, wdym. he’s telling it like it is

    • @valentinalmaguer2216
      @valentinalmaguer2216 Před 3 lety +100

      They are uncomfortable because he is talking the truth and people are uncomfortable with that nowadays

    • @3amDayDreamer
      @3amDayDreamer Před 3 lety +66

      @CAL1FORN1A No, he didn't. Bill is very tame here. You haven't seen his stand ups... Bill is one of the best in stand up.

    • @3amDayDreamer
      @3amDayDreamer Před 3 lety +50

      @markmac Yes they would!!! He would have been trending #1 immediately! Could you imagine if George Carlan was alive around this time?? 😂😂😂 Stand up Comedians like Bill Burr and Dave Chappelle are important around these times. PC culture is getting worse.

  • @idk9276
    @idk9276 Před 3 lety +1556

    This is the least “offensive” he’s ever been. And he’s still hilarious

    • @idk9276
      @idk9276 Před 3 lety +35

      @Anthony Lopez
      You clearly don’t know very much about comedy.

    • @mikehanna1981
      @mikehanna1981 Před 3 lety +31

      @Anthony Lopez Did Rick Moranis die? No? Then it's fucking funny. Deal with it.

    • @gloomy9728
      @gloomy9728 Před 3 lety +21

      @Anthony Lopez It was funny when Richard Spencer got sucker punched. This is funny too.

    • @zanderblack4590
      @zanderblack4590 Před 3 lety +21

      @@mikehanna1981 Don't feed into this troll. They a part of the problem with today. ITS COMEDY. You turn some of the most hard topics and you turn it into something we can laugh at while giving perspective.

    • @zanderblack4590
      @zanderblack4590 Před 3 lety +15

      @Anthony Lopez Stop being a sensitive person. My goodness. ITS COMEDY. Stop trolling or grow a pair.

  • @edwardbermudez9094
    @edwardbermudez9094 Před rokem +61

    Funniest.. most brilliant monologue I’ve ever heard on SNL EVER..GOD BLESS BILL BURR!!! ..you are a talented comic

    • @stephanociraptor
      @stephanociraptor Před rokem

      I think Louis CK's openings are even better, but this one is still really fcking good

  • @Rapsha100
    @Rapsha100 Před rokem +17

    6:20 this crowd reaction is perfect. Love the guy that said Jesus.

  • @JayTemplar
    @JayTemplar Před 3 lety +1899

    For the people complaining: Doctors say that when you lose one sense, the other senses overcompensate. This is why people with no sense of humour have an inflated sense of self importance.

    • @MadameX_
      @MadameX_ Před 3 lety +8

      Jay Templar yes!!!!!

    • @eamonngeraghty7379
      @eamonngeraghty7379 Před 3 lety +26

      Great joke and on point

    • @onlyme112
      @onlyme112 Před 3 lety +14

      Brilliantly put.

    • @_jacksheldon
      @_jacksheldon Před 3 lety +5

      Lol, except humor isn't one of the five senses. Understanding humor is like knowing math, either you get it, or you get good.

    • @ImSpun13
      @ImSpun13 Před 3 lety +6

      Perfectly said mate. God himself couldn’t write truer words!

  • @GZas
    @GZas Před 3 lety +808

    "Good comedy is half of the room laughing and half of the room terrified" - Patrice

    • @JurdBeats
      @JurdBeats Před 3 lety +6

      Exactly

    • @xwoods9625
      @xwoods9625 Před 3 lety +3

      TRUTH!!

    • @NGRevenant
      @NGRevenant Před 3 lety +9

      if Patrice were still alive Bill wouldn't be the husk of a man he is today

    • @migrantson
      @migrantson Před 3 lety +7

      RIP Patrice

    • @CliftonLee33
      @CliftonLee33 Před 3 lety +7

      milkinaction it’s true. A piece of bill died with him. They were best friends

  • @kwamebraxton7640
    @kwamebraxton7640 Před rokem +7

    The way people are willing to hesitate at the laughter is priceless to me. He didn’t say anything you can argue

  • @KariFromYoutube
    @KariFromYoutube Před rokem +19

    Bill Burr and Dave Chappell are two of the best comedians of our time

  • @SilentCheechGaming1991
    @SilentCheechGaming1991 Před 3 lety +2497

    People think this is offensive? This was extremely tame.

    • @clayongayle8870
      @clayongayle8870 Před 3 lety +1

      Super

    • @liquidhydronium
      @liquidhydronium Před 3 lety +58

      I'm guessing it's only the white women who are offended.

    • @Br1gH7Kn1gH7
      @Br1gH7Kn1gH7 Před 3 lety +4

      Right I was hoping for a little more

    • @fizz71
      @fizz71 Před 3 lety +18

      Considering how he talked about killing off most of the population in many of his specials this was VERY tame!

    • @jking907
      @jking907 Před 3 lety +13

      @@fizz71 in this climate, joking about killing people is fine but poking fun at women is a crime and clearly an attack against females everywhere

  • @lifevest1
    @lifevest1 Před 3 lety +539

    Everyone’s saying Bill was so edgy and bold to say this.
    Anyone remotely a fan of Bill knows this was nowhere near his final form, he could of ranted for the entire episode with ease 🤣🤣🤣

    • @theman2934
      @theman2934 Před 3 lety +22

      His most epic rant is the Philly Rant. I encourage you to watch/listen to it. Bill reached final form by trash talking an entire audience. Its amazing.

    • @joformby
      @joformby Před 3 lety +9

      I respect the "nowhere near his final form" remark. Accurate as hell my guy

    • @corners3755
      @corners3755 Před 3 lety +5

      @@theman2934 That was a classic! He totally trashed philadelphians for his whole time allotment.

    • @OGJackmandoo
      @OGJackmandoo Před 3 lety +4

      ❤️ @ “his final form” 😂🤣

    • @Ranivus
      @Ranivus Před 3 lety +4

      He says worse stuff on his monday morning podcast LMAO

  • @illmerica322
    @illmerica322 Před rokem +26

    Bill killed!!! As usual!!! As a person with a February birthday I know that Feb is hard to celebrate in!!

    • @f.haskins928
      @f.haskins928 Před rokem

      It sure the hell is. Snows on my bday or sleet every year, and the one time it wasn’t bad out I was in the hospital with Covid.

  • @ljhoats
    @ljhoats Před rokem +45

    He lost them there for a second and then he rallied and got everybody back. Love him

  • @kseries1981
    @kseries1981 Před 3 lety +7020

    I feel like this audience wasn't prepared for the Bill Burr.

    • @mikecantreed
      @mikecantreed Před 3 lety +93

      They seemed fine. Also this was pretty tame for burr. You’re not better than the audience.

    • @JamarD421
      @JamarD421 Před 3 lety +61

      Smaller crowd. Smaller amount of laughs. Surely if it was full the laughter would have been tremendous.

    • @thasweetnessin07
      @thasweetnessin07 Před 3 lety +23

      They weren't! They were ctfu until it came to the touchy subjects then the laughs hesitated. They pulled thru though.

    • @JusRed23
      @JusRed23 Před 3 lety +46

      Even audiences that pay to see Bill Burr aren't prepared for him lol.

    • @dHolbach77
      @dHolbach77 Před 3 lety +11

      Maybe because they were decent, non-bigoted people, unlike Burr.

  • @jeffvalencia7656
    @jeffvalencia7656 Před 3 lety +2275

    Bill is cancel proof, he's built different.

    • @xbabyxpuncherx
      @xbabyxpuncherx Před 3 lety +61

      Because there’s quite a bit of truth tucked in behind his anger 😂

    • @flowerknight4879
      @flowerknight4879 Před 3 lety +19

      Hes bill dipperly

    • @masoe
      @masoe Před 3 lety +30

      It's called "not giving a shit"

    • @jurgisvalancauskas4006
      @jurgisvalancauskas4006 Před 3 lety +27

      he did a wise move - married a black woman. it's hard to cancel a guy who does this. his "alliance" with black community allows him to get away with telling risky stuff

    • @kenmccoy1158
      @kenmccoy1158 Před 3 lety +11

      Cuz he patrice bestfriend carrying that torch

  • @lblackwood95
    @lblackwood95 Před rokem +44

    4:174:46 True but funny. 😆 I'm an African American and I appreciate that he sometimes discusses actual facts and history on certain events that took place regarding my ancestors in his stand up. Great comedy!

    • @zedmelon
      @zedmelon Před rokem +4

      The man is a genius. He'll go down with the greats, the echelon of Bruce, Rickles, Pryor, and Carlin.

    • @BiffcheeseSpinoccoli
      @BiffcheeseSpinoccoli Před 10 měsíci +2

      …and Chappelle.

    • @SeraphsWitness
      @SeraphsWitness Před 8 měsíci +1

      I agree, though he didn't really mention that black men were voting 50 years before white women got that right. White and black women got the right to vote at the same time.

    • @lblackwood95
      @lblackwood95 Před 8 měsíci +1

      @@SeraphsWitness 🤯 I was just thinking about this and know you are responding to me about it! Wicked!

  • @stevey02
    @stevey02 Před rokem +18

    Bill Burr is TOO real for a SNL audience 😂😂

  • @toobeast673
    @toobeast673 Před 3 lety +1813

    Bill Burr was holding back and people in the crowd were still scared to laugh

    • @IBProfane
      @IBProfane Před 3 lety +24

      That's one hell of a logo you got there. It's the new r-word.

    • @Hayala0414
      @Hayala0414 Před 3 lety +10

      Afraid to laugh...that's when you can tell it's good. Che' said that on a talk show. They hit a nerve. Love Bill.

    • @jessiegarcia9410
      @jessiegarcia9410 Před 3 lety +13

      Lol Yup. This was Burr being tame.

    • @simpvicious875
      @simpvicious875 Před 3 lety +8

      they weren't laughing because it wasn't funny

    • @Cloudninja927
      @Cloudninja927 Před 3 lety +1

      IBProfane 😂😂😂

  • @DR-hy6zw
    @DR-hy6zw Před 3 lety +1831

    The SNL crowd awkwardly laughing is the best evidence of how funny he actually is

    • @aemontarg6934
      @aemontarg6934 Před 3 lety +106

      Someone brought up a great point that it’s likely an audience of white women and white men afraid to laugh.

    • @martinmarriott1819
      @martinmarriott1819 Před 3 lety +18

      He won that type of liberal crowd to laughing with him... a great success !

    • @jaysimpson3767
      @jaysimpson3767 Před 3 lety +42

      Dude I am so sick of SNL's biased comedy but Bill Burr fucking killed this

    • @houseofmatrix6174
      @houseofmatrix6174 Před 3 lety +6

      They did the same thing to Chris Rock

    • @chiarosuburekeni9325
      @chiarosuburekeni9325 Před 3 lety +21

      Also remember it's a small, socially distanced crowd so it sounds lukewarm

  • @TM-ix4ox
    @TM-ix4ox Před rokem +5

    Bill Burr is one of the funniest comedians ever love his material. Him and Chappelle on the same bill I'll pay anything to see that

  • @words007
    @words007 Před rokem +2

    Im gonna keep this video in my hall of fame collection 🤣 top notch content. Bill Burr the legend

  • @jayjohnson3472
    @jayjohnson3472 Před 3 lety +617

    This was Bill doing the speed limit, using his turn signals, coming to a complete stop, this crowd couldn’t handle Autobahn Bill!!!

  • @ahnistromero9346
    @ahnistromero9346 Před 3 lety +1480

    “Gucci-booted feet over the rails of oppression” - the DETAIL 😂

  • @adityakhaprelap
    @adityakhaprelap Před rokem +27

    I love how uncomfortable the audience is, it's so rare these days

    • @FrankDaBank25
      @FrankDaBank25 Před 10 měsíci

      What does that even mean? You love that the liberal California crowd doesnt know how to laugh at their own dumb shit? And yes it is rare these days especially with Biden turning everyone away from that dumb shit.

  • @sonmychest2757
    @sonmychest2757 Před rokem +2

    I swear I love his stand up and his show F Is For Family. Bill is a freaking genius.❤️❤️❤️👏🏾👏🏾👏🏾💯💯💯

  • @ryanknight1981
    @ryanknight1981 Před 3 lety +2029

    He nailed this. Half the audience is laughing, the other half is uncomfortable. Thats comedy genius

    • @chrisortiz8072
      @chrisortiz8072 Před 3 lety +4

      People dont like to be lumped into groups. It's like saying meh fk your thoughts and feelings to them lol. So while comedy doesnt upset me especially because I'm not going to value opinions of endless comedians I can kind of see why seem people would be like here we go again talking sht about us lol

    • @foxysideburns5741
      @foxysideburns5741 Před 3 lety +27

      @@chrisortiz8072 yeah bill realizes this. He trashed every “group” evenly as a result

    • @kingdancekiller
      @kingdancekiller Před 3 lety +33

      **Nods in Patrice**

    • @Derpster2493
      @Derpster2493 Před 3 lety +2

      He told Conan the goal is to offend everybody. Here he left out the second part.

    • @darnell7871
      @darnell7871 Před 3 lety +7

      Just like Patrice O Neal said

  • @jaydixon9452
    @jaydixon9452 Před 3 lety +3216

    Bill is the white chappelle, you can't cancel him he's great.

    • @justjen1682
      @justjen1682 Před 3 lety +24

      💯 he’s a whole vibe!

    • @VonJay
      @VonJay Před 3 lety +66

      He's the white Patrice

    • @trwsandford
      @trwsandford Před 3 lety +77

      Bill Burr just canceled cancel culture. Mic drop.

    • @rayluv8951
      @rayluv8951 Před 3 lety +11

      Take it easy now Jay

    • @jaydixon9452
      @jaydixon9452 Před 3 lety +8

      @@rayluv8951 true true chappelle is on a whole other level

  • @justingarman6980
    @justingarman6980 Před 2 lety +6

    People don’t realize it now. But, Bill will be a legend, not that he isn’t now. He just says what we all think. No matter how we act, what race we are, man or woman, religious or not. He speaks the truth of life. And he always ads that little bit of his heart. Most people miss that. Playing catch talking to your child. Is one of the greatest comedy bits ever.

  • @tomada36
    @tomada36 Před 5 měsíci +6

    He reminds me of George Carlin to a significant degree. And that's one of the highest compliments I can give to a comedian

  • @djdmvsdanavigator5034
    @djdmvsdanavigator5034 Před 3 lety +1159

    Im black and highly offended, why am I'm just knowing about this guy? He funny as all hell!

    • @oncinaust5178
      @oncinaust5178 Před 3 lety +40

      Also look up Cathleen Matagan she is funny as Heck and has been being hidden from black people. Serves you right for hiding Kat Williams.

    • @nastasiaj
      @nastasiaj Před 3 lety +53

      Bill Burr is a national treasure. I encourage you to watch more of him on CZcams clips. I'm jealous you get to see all his stuff for the first time!

    • @mochamommyATX
      @mochamommyATX Před 3 lety +10

      This guy has been on Def Jam AND has a few Netflix Special. He has appeared with Jerry Seinfeld, Louis CK and Joe Rogan. This GUY has a resume

    • @TerraHerr11
      @TerraHerr11 Před 3 lety +4

      You gotta watch his skits!!

    • @michaeltadlock1987
      @michaeltadlock1987 Před 3 lety +9

      Welcome back from up under ur rock. Lmao. He’s the number 2 to Dave as the best comedian of modern times. Maybe Tied with Chris.

  • @davidbouchard8963
    @davidbouchard8963 Před 3 lety +781

    Bill Burr's laugh, when he knows he said something that hit too close to home, is fucking awesome!

    • @codyj6505
      @codyj6505 Před 3 lety +10

      his self chuckle is gold! i feel like thats how you know hes a genuine comedian, hes up there just trying to make himself laugh.

    • @unfinishedgamesnDLC
      @unfinishedgamesnDLC Před 3 lety

      Sounds like Chancellor Palpatine

  • @DonaldTrumpGriefing
    @DonaldTrumpGriefing Před 6 měsíci +3

    The amplified laugh track is dystopian. Burr was categorized in the “once every decade” comedian thing, but in reality he’s only funny sometimes because he toed the line between acceptable SNL humour and humour your drunk uncle would do at thanksgiving.

  • @Casatoman
    @Casatoman Před 9 měsíci +6

    My favorite comedian for at least 3 years. During the lockdown, this guy made me laugh more than a crackhead eating weedies

  • @EKKing-wy2jq
    @EKKing-wy2jq Před 3 lety +2018

    “The nerve o- [where’s the camera] THE NERVE OF WHITE WOMEN”

    • @radiantrenee406
      @radiantrenee406 Před 3 lety +57

      That direct look into the camera was shocking...he meant business for real😅

    • @davecam4863
      @davecam4863 Před 3 lety +63

      With their SUVs and heated seats. 🤣🤣🤣

    • @SamuraiJonez
      @SamuraiJonez Před 3 lety +15

      Yeah that one took me out ☠

    • @myabbayah9092
      @myabbayah9092 Před 3 lety +9

      LOL. He spoke the truth tho..

    • @StageInTheSkyCreations
      @StageInTheSkyCreations Před 3 lety +12

      I already knew this was gonna be good. Bill Burr is the hero we need.

  • @denisemilfort4581
    @denisemilfort4581 Před 3 lety +1806

    Haven't watched SNL in years, I'm here for Bill Burr. Tell em Bill!

    • @crumari
      @crumari Před 3 lety +2

      100%

    • @gadielsilva6826
      @gadielsilva6826 Před 3 lety +1

      i think every one feels the same way .

    • @Nagirdnal
      @Nagirdnal Před 3 lety +7

      Same here. This is the funniest thing I’ve seen on SNL since the days of Chris Farley. And it’s actually true unlike most of the shit on the show.

    • @bluexray7429
      @bluexray7429 Před 3 lety

      You are gorgeous

    • @mrshifter9582
      @mrshifter9582 Před 3 lety +3

      Well said sister, I'm a white 51 year old English man and bill burr is out on his own.

  • @christopherdavis4577
    @christopherdavis4577 Před rokem +14

    That was gold 😂🤣😭

  • @TerryJ-qv7mp
    @TerryJ-qv7mp Před 5 měsíci +1

    I first stumbled across this guy in 2008 I bought his DVD I saw on the comedy channel and me and everybody I shared this with have been laughing our asses of ever since then.... thanks Bill

  • @bastiat6865
    @bastiat6865 Před 3 lety +372

    "...sit down, next to me, and take your talking to..."
    Epic.

    • @MsBee-nj9kp
      @MsBee-nj9kp Před 3 lety +7

      Yesssss I thought that was funny!!!😄😁

  • @outersun
    @outersun Před 3 lety +907

    “Occasionally when you snuck off with a black dude and got caught you said it wasn’t consensual!” I wish I could have seen the audience mask-less faces LOL!

    • @Dutchman294
      @Dutchman294 Před 3 lety +32

      It's true though lol. That's why it hit home so hard.

    • @novanova6018
      @novanova6018 Před 3 lety +2

      @CStarz 🤣

    • @kw2519
      @kw2519 Před 3 lety

      Mayan Ruins yep, this shit is so transparent.

    • @outersun
      @outersun Před 3 lety +10

      @Mayan Ruins Yeah, I’m black too...I was offended once back in 1973....think it was Dad whooping my ass for something I did.

    • @hannahlockette9504
      @hannahlockette9504 Před 3 lety

      Me too

  • @d.h.dd.h.d.5230
    @d.h.dd.h.d.5230 Před rokem

    He is amazing. I didn't catch this episode. So original & refreshing. He puts himself out there...

  • @lornawest47
    @lornawest47 Před 2 měsíci +1

    I had to come back to this skit in 2024 great laugh!

  • @seansmith7263
    @seansmith7263 Před 3 lety +1569

    “They’re equator people, we need the sun.”
    Close the casket, I’m dying on that.
    😂😂🤣🤣

    • @BLOCKBOI3RD
      @BLOCKBOI3RD Před 3 lety +44

      🤣🤣🤣🤣 when science and comedy comes together it hits different

    • @DaUloi
      @DaUloi Před 3 lety +17

      I think they went with February because Rosa Park's birthday. But yea July would be better.

    • @MinxInxADK11
      @MinxInxADK11 Před 3 lety

      Nn

    • @VegasElement
      @VegasElement Před 3 lety +6

      @@DaUloi it was formed to coincide with the time of year when both Douglass and Abraham Lincoln celebrated their birthdays

    • @hiimnoteasy
      @hiimnoteasy Před 3 lety

      Seriously!! 🤣🤣

  • @BrianRocksNow
    @BrianRocksNow Před 3 lety +1579

    This was Bill Burr at 50% strength. The division is about people that weren't fans in the first place.

    • @philanderphillips2309
      @philanderphillips2309 Před 3 lety +35

      As a long time BB fan, AGREED. THIS WAS TAME.

    • @RoxieMarquez_marroxeli
      @RoxieMarquez_marroxeli Před 3 lety +24

      @@philanderphillips2309 It is network tv, so I'm sure he couldn't go full force, but Bill Burr at 100% is a force to be reckoned with.

    • @kyleelpel9402
      @kyleelpel9402 Před 3 lety +7

      He also probably hasn't practiced this material that much or done standup in a while

    • @user-ge6rd4yr3d
      @user-ge6rd4yr3d Před 3 lety +3

      ON GOD he would be going so much harder if he was allowed too if he could do it and still get aired

    • @apm11221
      @apm11221 Před 3 lety +6

      I wasn't familiar with him until this show. Now I want to know more. He brought that smoke last night!!!

  • @matthewstandefer2771
    @matthewstandefer2771 Před 7 měsíci +2

    Hilarious! That audience was soooooo uncomfortable. "Gucci booted feet over the fence of oppression . . ." , "These are equator people", gigantic stones!

  • @AnkurPandeyef
    @AnkurPandeyef Před 2 lety +4

    This has to be the top 3 of bill burr ever 🙌🏽

  • @Bawlzmcgruff
    @Bawlzmcgruff Před 3 lety +637

    I f****** love how he goes in on everyone doesn't matter who's in front of him

    • @DM-zr7vc
      @DM-zr7vc Před 3 lety +4

      It's all butt hurt liberals in front of him

    • @moniquemonicat
      @moniquemonicat Před 3 lety

      He only goes after whites in this diatribe.

    • @davidmeichner8346
      @davidmeichner8346 Před 3 lety

      This was great and I'm re-watching.

    • @davidmeichner8346
      @davidmeichner8346 Před 3 lety

      @@moniquemonicat Who wants the woke mob to cancel during the show, the way Davison did the Potter author? (I didn't see that because the show otherwise sickens in its bias nowadays.)

    • @maxarnold4858
      @maxarnold4858 Před 3 lety

      Realist Views burr is liberal

  • @rodqueen2910
    @rodqueen2910 Před 9 měsíci

    "Where's the camera?" lol --Norm is gone; Bill is king

  • @witchblade100377
    @witchblade100377 Před 5 měsíci +1

    I love hearing Bill Burr talk. It's just all real talk from him and hearing the near silence after everything he says. Bill Burr, making the world uncomfortable is a great thing. Never stop Bill.

  • @danielnemire
    @danielnemire Před 3 lety +2305

    The fact that this got as much backlash as it did is troubling. People aren’t actually listening, they’re just waiting to be offended.

    • @sillyrascal3382
      @sillyrascal3382 Před 3 lety +27

      Thats it, lets change some more sports team names. I'm offended.

    • @RainspectorGaming
      @RainspectorGaming Před 3 lety +34

      exaxtly. fuck PC culture I wonder how pissed the SNL cast was about his monolog

    • @drgaidhane
      @drgaidhane Před 3 lety +30

      @@RainspectorGaming Didn't you watch Weekend Update? Its the same type of dark humor. This monologue is SNL standard. Weird how people think SNL is offended by this when they completely hosted and encouraged this.

    • @RainspectorGaming
      @RainspectorGaming Před 3 lety +9

      @@drgaidhane dude SNL had that black chick from the 2016 abortion they called GhostBusters and when a third movie was announced she brought up Trump. the cast may do skits that go against the PC grain that doesnt mean they arent PC. the few on there I know arent is Pete Davidson and maybe Kenan Thompson

    • @angelatrahan6321
      @angelatrahan6321 Před 3 lety +7

      That's what I think too... After reading the headlines, I thought for sure he said something completely "Bill Burr-esque"... which is always funny, but of course, not for some. But this isn't even ANYTHING on the level as some of the off the wall (on the mark) stuff he usually says.

  • @beautifulsungoddess2015
    @beautifulsungoddess2015 Před 3 lety +2334

    I'm a black woman....Been listening to Bill for years he's always been truthful in his comedy and very very funny. Shut up sit down and take your talking to. Classic, epic, hilarious

    • @applejones1697
      @applejones1697 Před 3 lety +49

      According to your comment history you're also a Hispanic male and a black man.

    • @applejones1697
      @applejones1697 Před 3 lety +15

      Lying sack

    • @jasong7373
      @jasong7373 Před 3 lety +17

      If you’re a black woman and can’t recognize very elementary misogyny, or the problem with blaming systemic issues on another oppressed group to deter from focusing on the actual problem, maybe you shouldn’t lean on your identity as some kind of proof you know what you’re talking about.
      Edit: since this got a few likes I will elaborate and say I like Bill burr and I understand cancel culture can easily get out of hand. I just dislike it when people tokenize themselves and step up to be ambassadors of their group the way OP did.

    • @bryankelly8979
      @bryankelly8979 Před 3 lety +14

      His opinion has not changed in the 10 years since I first heard them.

    • @beautifulsungoddess2015
      @beautifulsungoddess2015 Před 3 lety +28

      @@jasong7373Another oppressed group? And whom might this other opressed group be? Lmao. You just proved his point.

  • @juanaugustolopez5183
    @juanaugustolopez5183 Před rokem +4

    They don't know Bill gets fuelled by uncomfortable silents.
    He is like, you don't like that? Here comes a worst one!

  • @chuckweeks5697
    @chuckweeks5697 Před 2 lety +1

    Bill is such a comical genius, love that guy.

  • @barbballard8526
    @barbballard8526 Před 3 lety +834

    I am a 75 year old white woman, and I have seen everyone of his specials, truly love him.

    • @morales1ist
      @morales1ist Před 3 lety +11

      I think I love you!

    • @RJSnow
      @RJSnow Před 3 lety +14

      Barb, i want to buy u a beer

    • @Lehmann108
      @Lehmann108 Před 3 lety +9

      I don't know who you're married to, who your kids and grandkids are, but they better hangout with you to keep their heads screwed on right. Popular culture is fucking poison now.

    • @abdullahsaadeh3461
      @abdullahsaadeh3461 Před 3 lety +9

      Username checks out

    • @mloftin6472
      @mloftin6472 Před 3 lety +9

      75-year-olds have an actual sense of humor. If the audience had all been under age 27, they would have screamed, booed, and run from the theater.

  • @Peter_739
    @Peter_739 Před 3 lety +676

    The fact that SNL crowd is hesitant to laugh at this makes it better.

    • @HollywoodConnection-JAST
      @HollywoodConnection-JAST Před 3 lety +12

      @M 40 No, moron, it's because the studio audience is at 30% capacity. Lots of empty seats compared to a typical full house

    • @r2dxhate
      @r2dxhate Před 3 lety +9

      Can you imagine how boring Bill Burr would have to be to please the SNL crowd?

    • @r2dxhate
      @r2dxhate Před 3 lety +5

      @M 40 You know what NY stands for? Liberal Armpit.

    • @rsrt6910
      @rsrt6910 Před 3 lety +9

      Like all those straight mouthed celebrities during Ricky Gervais' monologue at the golden globes.

    • @brentad2004
      @brentad2004 Před 3 lety +1

      Um, it's a LAUGH TRACK people seriously lol

  • @alantipping2939
    @alantipping2939 Před rokem +1

    As a Brit I've just discovered Bill Burr, and what a breath of fucking fresh air he is. Thank God for people like Bill whose faulty vision sees things as they are and not as they are expected to.

  • @Goingnowhere453
    @Goingnowhere453 Před 9 měsíci +1

    I never forget the bit he did on Conan when he said “we need a virus to thin out the heard”…got a virus and he said “I’m going to believe the expects. Get the vaccine “

  • @mrxxbrian
    @mrxxbrian Před 3 lety +2443

    This was definitely a modest version of Bill Burr, but still better than most SNL monologues already

    • @kbanghart
      @kbanghart Před 3 lety +4

      I wouldn't say better than most, but pretty good.

    • @samlibutti
      @samlibutti Před 3 lety +24

      This is really the best take. Too many people think that because some people didn’t like it makes it genius. Like it wasn’t bad, it wasn’t great. He didn’t say anything too revolutionary and most of it was playing pretty safe. People hear the premise and instantly jump to a conclusion, and that goes for both sides of the coin. They either hop on it for being offensive or praise it for being offensive; when it isn’t.

    • @OuterSpace90
      @OuterSpace90 Před 3 lety +10

      I still think he went IN!!

    • @davewolf6256
      @davewolf6256 Před 3 lety +24

      @@kbanghart Def better than most monologues. But compared to his standup? This doesn't hold a candle to his best material. Cuz it's really just his best jokes reduced to soundbites. I would've preferred him just do his podcast for seven minutes, honestly. More entertaining--and funny. Or just do an hour-long live standup special :D

    • @kindredspirit7
      @kindredspirit7 Před 3 lety +1

      Libutticus exactlyyy

  • @karonblue181
    @karonblue181 Před 3 lety +307

    He said hook them up with July. These are equator people... I'm crackin' up and I'm Black.

    • @stephanied.k.3589
      @stephanied.k.3589 Před 3 lety +16

      "Equator people"😂😂🤣

    • @TheNicoliyah
      @TheNicoliyah Před 3 lety +4

      Same I’ve said similar myself!😂😂😂

    • @customerguy8581
      @customerguy8581 Před 3 lety +6

      @Mr. Meeseeks I'm so glad he has the lovely Nia in his corner for shit like this

    • @elecbass100
      @elecbass100 Před 3 lety +2

      Migration is real!

    • @cdreyes81
      @cdreyes81 Před 3 lety

      You're cracking up? Black dont crack though. Suspect

  • @relaxinandchillaxin
    @relaxinandchillaxin Před rokem +1

    this is EASILY the single best snl intro mono that i have ever seen.

  • @jeffmcnally8067
    @jeffmcnally8067 Před 8 měsíci +1

    We need people like Bill. LOL
    Tell it like it is. Don't take things too seriously. Have a lot of self awareness.

    • @Illumirage
      @Illumirage Před 8 měsíci

      He's a racist dude....

    • @garethmcguinness377
      @garethmcguinness377 Před 8 měsíci

      ​@@Illumiragemay I ask how? I'm not tryna be snarky, I've just never seen any material where he's racist in the bit

    • @Illumirage
      @Illumirage Před 8 měsíci

      @@garethmcguinness377 Has he not summed up white people in several of his spots? I wouldn't be allowed to say 'x' group is this way, but he's allowed to trash all whites?

  • @Elim-meister
    @Elim-meister Před 3 lety +529

    "Swung their Gucci booted feet over the fence of oppression." ROFL

    • @oremfrien
      @oremfrien Před 3 lety +4

      Is that what he said? I thought it was "swung their coochies and their feet over the fence of oppression."

    • @nononono12345
      @nononono12345 Před 3 lety

      LMAOOOO

    • @leeannlyons9476
      @leeannlyons9476 Před 3 lety +2

      Great line. I wish the audience was more receptive.

    • @Samuel-I
      @Samuel-I Před 3 lety +2

      That was the truth, though.
      They hijacked that shit.
      That's why no one gives it relevancy.

    • @jamecia8550
      @jamecia8550 Před 3 lety +1

      @@oremfrien not their coochies 😩😂

  • @gerrym5170
    @gerrym5170 Před 3 lety +1026

    "Shut up, sit down next to me, and take your talking to". This shit is gold!

    • @em0_tion
      @em0_tion Před 2 lety +17

      "Champagne of victory" moment. 👌🍻

    • @yakupakgul7548
      @yakupakgul7548 Před 2 lety +7

      @@em0_tion that one was on another level lol

    • @beezus55
      @beezus55 Před 2 lety +2

      Fucking hilarious 😂🤣🤣

    • @HAPPY-kv1fs
      @HAPPY-kv1fs Před 2 lety +1

      Some crying is gonna go down.

    • @mariepanimdim4303
      @mariepanimdim4303 Před 2 lety +2

      My nana used to scream that at us in Spanish and then give us a quesadilla and lock us out the house til 6PM. Those were the good ol' days when kids could roam the neighborhood.

  • @ivanmcnab5515
    @ivanmcnab5515 Před rokem +2

    I’m sorry he killed me with “how did the get a whole month” hahah

  • @raf-lofi
    @raf-lofi Před rokem +2

    Lol the dead ass expressions from the musicians at the back lol

  • @theristai8908
    @theristai8908 Před 3 lety +204

    The only thing offensive here is that Bill didn't go hard enough

    • @Elric54
      @Elric54 Před 3 lety

      I think he gauged it right for the mass-market audience. Just an itty-bitty-bit over the line. Listen to his podcast rant for the unfiltered version.

    • @Khrys32
      @Khrys32 Před 3 lety

      Facts!!