Making an Office Ejector Seat
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- čas přidán 23. 02. 2019
- Is that an office ejector seat or are you just happy to see me?
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Go to sleep you madman.
You could use a winch with that spring instead to get the force you need. Just reinforce the bottom of the seat with a lot of metal so you don't shoot a spring up your anus.
Bread gloves are close enough
@@zhernandoz43 I dont know if i am qualified to make those
You send bro. Sick!
Such an underrated channel
But you can't hide your foot fetish.
cheers!
@@Ididathing I guarantee that you're one good CZcams algorithm away from blowing up, your content is some of the best shit I've seen. Don't stop even if your crippling foot fetish holds you back.
Bereitschaft ✅
@@NuclearRoll you were so right.
Chair fetish
The chair was obviously a paid actor!!
Yeah! It’s so fake! The air was such a paid actor 🙄🙄🙄
Wait then... 3:23
XxGrind3rxX 12 I can’t trust you, your username starts and ends with Xx
Silent Beats Oh *i K N o w R i G h T*
Not paid , slaved
Reminds me of my equally less-than-impressive car ejector seat... But hey -- who knew ejector seats needed so much power? ;-)
yeh i finally understand why they arent equipped in the modern car
Love your videos
Wow he watches this too
Use an airbag?
I'm a fan
Chairs are very tricky beasts, it's amazing that you were able to keep that one under control for so long.
The Wrong Neighborhood it was a payed actor
The Wrong Neighborhood it’s it just me who read “Chairs have very tickily breasts”
Doszed not only you
He's a Australian he can take such a wild beast
Jesus died and rose for you, believe onto Him for salvation know you stand comdemed and be saved.
“And I don’t want you all to think I have a foot fetish.”
I dunno man, sounds like something someone with a foot fetish would say...
Just makes me think he’s got a chair fetish
You seem like a weird mixture of You Suck at Cooking and This Old Tony.
Mainly I'm commenting to train the algorithm to recommend your videos.
ahaha i hope it listens to you
U you suck at cooking+modest pelacan
So right
huh, never thought about doing that.
@@theapexlegend5990 yeah boi
i tried kidnapping one of those rare office chairs at work but i got caught by security. luckily they thought i had a mental problem or some shit like that so i got away.
but so did the chair :(
next time
Suckers, can't believe you were able to trick them into thinking you got a mental problem!
Was the problem Kleptomania?
There's no way a simple towel kept that chair calm, I call BS, that chair must have been under anesthesia.
THIS JUST IN!
AUSSIE BLOKE USED ILLEGAL AMESTHESIA METHODS TO CAPTURE CHAIR! AUTHORITIES ARE HEARTBROKEN AND WILL TAKE LEGAL ACTION AGAINST THE CRIMINAL.
@@Sharpless2 he's already in jail for chair abuse, 2 life sentences
*rounds 7.2 to 8*
Shane australians
@@yodelgoats790 specifically NSW
I lost it when you captured a semi-domesticated office chair.
As a female I randomly stumbled upon your channel and after benge watching 20 videos I thought I'd get bored before too long and i was a fool. You're the best goddamn channel on youtube. The passion and effort you put into your channel is commendable not to mention your uncensored incomparable obscenely funny jokes.
Thanks heaps :) means a lot!
@@Ididathing after that clip in the paper spray video I bet you have a lot more female audience.
Oops me to. But that was mostly because I had to stop my friend from trying to recreate this and got curious
Now make metal spring crocks, the pinnacle of all footwear and humanity.
Im a female who enjoys these videos, and i would like to become an engineer in the future. So i appreciate the shout out.
no worries. i got ya
I did a thing 👍
Deno TheRex twins
@@Ididathing you should put the ejector in a couch
You're a good female
Would like to see you smelt, weld and grind a bunch of random objects into a sculpture of "I Did A Thing."
was scared the whole time that the metal bar would go through the chair-
Yorkshire tea? *Bloody great choice mate!*
the greatest
@@Ididathing Spiffing Brit would approve!
This channel has become a go-to for me when I need a good laugh. It hasn't failed me yet. Keep it up!
thanks mate
Thank you for taking me back :) I love how you mix in those gems of Aussie slang and culture. Jim's Life Insurance - lol
@@sunuv2guns ahaha im glad someone got the jims reference!
I’m part of the 8% I feel so special
Sometimes I wonder how your family puts up with you
But then I think about myself and then...
The youtube revenue probably goes to bribe his family members. Or this kind of mental condition is genetical
Anime Fan Yea would be pretty tough to put up with a weab
@@eggrollsoup you are one cringy person
Holy sh*t! I couldn’t figure out how to grab a chair! Thank you for the tutorial!! LIFE SAVER!😩😩
No worries. took me years to learn
The Spiffing Brit called, he approves of your tea choice
Exactly!
3:43. I just clicked because I really like ur vids
Your videos are great, and you are handsome. Sorry about your egg allergy.
Can You Cook An Egg In Your Armpits?
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Someone flexing that 3 unit maths textbook
thast right dont mess with me
I did a thing yea boi
@@Ididathing i sure like "boobeis" on my calculator
Bruh u got 69 likes on this Comment
man, your videos are frkn awesome!
Cheers mate
i might have to support him
I WANNA SEE HIM LUBE THAT "" -Pole- ""
This man beeps curse words but still makes it so you can still hear it. This is the reason I subscribed
4:00 I love how it isn’t even censored
2:34 How do you come up with these things?😂😂
Creativity level: god
hes actually got a patreon lmao this is so under rated
lol, I love how that calculator is the exact calculator every kid in Australia used throughout high school.
that music gave me a total annihilation flashback 1:35
That paper covering up the hole idea is pretty smart. I’ll use it if I ever knock a hole in my ceiling.
"Haha im accualy allergic to eggs"
He says, while holding an egg
Dude, you’re my favorite CZcamsr. Hands Down!
thanks mate
The lube part and the part where you tested it absolutely killed me, you need to buy an air compressor
NASA: *_quick quick write that down_*
twist ending. pole shoots through the chair into... well. you know.
oh god that reminds me to the video where the guy sints on his chair that that pole really went through it into his...
“I found these giant springs”
you could make a hydraulic cylinder pull the seat down tensioning the spring to a ridiculus force, then with some sort of locking mechanism holding the seat down you could detach the cylinder from the seat and release the spring making the seat fly.
1 million subscribers are not enough for a channel like yours. Hilarious videos. You add in the smallest, but funniest jokes. Love it.
6:31 Ugh, that had to be painful
Been binging your channel and even these first videos are awesome! You really put in 100% from all the perfect musical choices, so many jokes! I wish I found you 3 years ago. I’m going to Boy Boy next.
1:11 thank you mate, really appreciate you thinking bout us🙃
Found this gem of a channel yesterday and I’ve been hooked from the first video.
Thanks mate
2:13 its no longer that time of month xD
Every time I check back to your channel it has a few thousand more subs. 100,000 coming soon :)
natrocks 03 he wasn’t at 100k two days ago? Jesus! Guess it goes to show what great content and some luck can do
as one of the 8% females i appreciate the recognition
Same
5:45... I can’t be the only one that heard “coochie, coochie, coochie, coochie, coochie.” Does that mean something else in the country of Australia lmao
its just gibberish you say to babies
You never heard anyone say that to a baby?
Dwights gonna love this!
2:47 the spiffing brit would be proud lul
I can imagine the neck of the chair going through his seat and him going "hachow." I am a terrible human being.
I literally spit tea on my screen when the ejector seat shot you 5cm into the air
AAAAHHH! I live for that soft, calming "how ye going?"at the start.
i've been bingeing your videos this past couple days while working on my pre-thesis project and damn if i can't say you're absolutely right about the way we archaeologists look at dirt
90 Kilos and still scrawny? You must be a giant.
The beginning looks like something that would show up in a Japanese game show.
You should do asmr 😂😂 your voice is so nice
Dude has put on a lot of muscle since this video. Well done bro.
Dude I fucking love your content it's so funny and actually informational because you actually build something. Best of both worlds. Keep it up and I look forward to Future vids
thanks mate. more coming soon!
Nice educational vid :D looking forward to see a remastered edition of your chair ;)
Maybe a bigger pneumatic cylinder will work since F=p*A
Or in combination with the big fat spring ^^
I low key love the fact that over the years. You can tell the family just stopped caring more and more. Every loud "bang" from the garage is followed up by a "Are you ok" and every few videos you hear it less and less until they just became used to it lol
Sure fire way to tame a chair for dismantling. Mr. Jones would approve.
Whats not to love.. a wild chair capture tutorial, attempted child kidnapping & endangerment, air pressure, eggs, soft-core chair porn, 8008135 and springs. It ticks all my boxes....SUBSCRIBED!!
3:58 I love how the *bleep* doesn't cover up the swear word
You two look like twins, its uncanny.
YAY 8% WOOT!
just found your channel and now im looking through all your vids! keep it up man! greetings from good ol germany
It's like watching a big kid who imagines he's a scientist and that is why this is wholesome.
The inner diameter of the airline was likely too small to allow for the volume and velocity needed for adequate pressure at the piston.
I think you know what needs to be done.
And the size of the air tank is way too small compared to the volume the air needs to expand into.
5:35 Not sure about other countries but that is the classic Aussie school calculator
You’ve grown so much since I’ve watched you
is anyone a patreon?if so did he leak the uncensored video
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@@koolerkaida8002 its a joke -_-
@Gizio woosh
NUMBER13 Don’t try to get out of it you just don’t like to be woooshed
@@2h4 u dont get my joke dont ya? dont know irony? i was acting as a retarded 9 yr saying "its a fricking piece of metal" im gonna give you a pass since you have Fortnite logo and most likely under 10.
I'm so glad I found your videos! Thanks for the quality content! You sir are fucking hilarious and also quite good looking with a nice voice... All around pleasure to watch 👌
Thanks :)
Him: how you going?
Me: pretty fast, actually.
when he was holding the bag of sad up to the chair i was hoping he was going to swap the sand with the chair so the person sitting on it didn't notice
I wanna see you attempt to attach a propeller and aluminium blades to a bike to make it into a gyroplane. No motor needed, only 20mph speed to fly. Look into gyroplane physics, the heli blades don't need turning, they turn on their own cause of air pressure. Only propeller needs to be operated, thing lands vertically. FLY AWAAAAAAAAAAAY
good idea. they i will be truly independent
@@Ididathing yeah lol found a guy that did it even without a propeller and without a bike altogether, have a looksee
czcams.com/video/mO099D_Do2M/video.html
here's one from pathe 1933 on how it works
czcams.com/video/cJOwyhfYak0/video.html
Where’s my 8% at?
You are AMAZING, just found your channel, had so much fun watching the video
I mean, that chair could still be pretty damn powerful if it goes for the balls
most underrated youtuber ;-;
cheers mate!
Another cool build. Just need an app to trigger it 😂
Jokes on you, the spring shoes video was the one that got me to watch your content.
Ahhhhhh, Yorkshire tea, so that's how he doesn't get horrific injuries from all this. Spiff would be proud.
i swore for a second there he was actually gonna take the baby HAHA u just got a new subscriber
thanks prince :)
Absolutely hilarious. You earned a subsciber there! You should post more often, I'm sure you'll end up being a big channel with time.
Thanks mate!
You're right
You should remake this with a old car airbag. Those have all the power you need
I love your humor mate! Cheers from Canada
Me: mom can i get Michael Reeves
Mom: we have Michael Reeves at home
Michael Reeves at home:
No offense i love this channel ❤❤
How about instead of making spring shoes, make some spring metal straws.
I have no idea what that means but now its your problem because you're now curious and I know that because you pressed show more.
rocket metal straws that go off mid slurp
@@curmut3772 and are turtle seeking. That way when it takes off it immediately finds the nearest turtle to enter their nose.
This man knows his to make the quality household items
I found a new channel I can finally binge watch!
thanks mate. glad your here
"How you going?"
good. How you going?
Greetings from Ohio, love your channel!
Im not going to lie ... I clicked because of the spring 💀💀
Clickbait is the worst.
I love this channel so underatted
whoever isn't watching this channel is missing out, I've binged almost all the videos in one sitting lol
Face reveal? Jk I love this idea keep up the funny videos
WAIT how is his female audience THAT low with his hot accent, intelligence, toned muscles, hands & veins???
I love your content so much!
You could use a ratchet strap and lever to compress the spring for an actually potent chair.