How to Reduce Baby Unemployment!
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- čas přidán 16. 08. 2019
- Its about time babies started pulling their weight in society, i made the device to help them do it.
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Hi
Hello
You actually made a thing
Is that yours
hey i like ur vids
Instructions unclear, was arrested for child labour. 5/10
its a tricky line
Instructions unused, arrested and charged with human trafficking 2.5/10
sam davani nice
Child labour laws need to be repealed!
Instuctions unclear, was arrested for manslauther
Main thing I learned from this video is that apparently 10% of babies are in fact employed
The Edgy-unedgy there must be quite a few babies who have steady employment as models and television and film extras. They probably have no idea wtf is going on.
Yeah
I wonder if the babies that taste-test baby food is technically employed?
Probably those baby mop clothes that you can put on a baby so they mop the floor as they crawl around.
B O S S B A B Y
90% of babies: unemployed
10% of babies: my goals are beyond your understanding
Yea, i noticed it too.
they are probably for diapers commercial
10% of babies live in china
@@simekon80085 Ok, I laughed for 5 mins straight at that one. Jesus Christ
5 minutes? What a waste of time. You could have made like 7 iphones.
I still can't tell if this dude is the best brother ever or just a wholesome dad.
probably his nephew
It’s his nephew if I’m not mistaken
Why not both
Lannister ?
Both
*alabama music starts*
That 10% working is basically that sun from the " Teletubbies "
ahahah all the teletubbie remakes around the world
i can’t believe there are only 10 babies on earth
@@geekfreak5100 I disagree.
Or any baby in movies
@@bennie4362. The sun is the mass of 10% of the babies
Do Australian babies crawl out the womb and up into a pouch?
GreyBeard29 nah they crawl into large funnel web spider dens
The angry bird god of the midlands Fear me but they have to fight 3 kangaroos at the door right ?
that's racist
@@semann-bacon2413 *tHat'S rAcISt*
Thomas Dank who gives a fuck mate?
As an evolutionary anthropologist I was very impressed with your research into why babies are so comparatively helpless as you’re totally correct with what you said here. The one thing I would add is that the growth of big brains was also compounded by our hominin ancestors becoming bipedal. This dramatically shrunk our pelvic opening so as to prevent our guts from falling through and severely limited the brain size of our babies as anything too big wouldn’t fit through. Even now our heads are still too big. This is why our skull isn’t fused together at birth so it can squish on our way out.
It also probably doesn't hurt that being outside the womb is a much more intellectually stimulating environment for the developing brain.
Hmm interesting point.
As much as I like this guy sometimes I wonder what's going through his head...
thanks?
It's probably brainy stuff, cigarettes smokes and kangaroos
Rubber glue
@@allseeingeye3182 Underrated comment
@@1LizzyCore1 Underrated comment
This guy: babies need a job
Also him: become a patreon so I don't need to get a job
Well he isn't a baby so he doesn't need a job, it's common sense
Big Brain.
CZcams is the job, pssst.
The baby needs to pick up the slack.
@@tunnelsnake420 This genuinely made me laugh
"Australian man forces baby to work"
cell out do you know whose baby that is?
@@Josh-ck9bv mine
cell out thanks for giving me a real answer
@@Josh-ck9bv no problem
cell out seriously tho who’s baby is it
Your nephew is so fortunate to have an uncle like you. I'm sure he'll appreciate having you around once his squishy, smooth brain matures to the point where he understands complex feelings like "appreciation".
I love how ready his family is to take part in his antics
Seeing the baby play with large dangerous machines is giving me anxiety but it's the only way they'll learn to not be such Slackers
exactly
Yup!
i was cracking up through the whole montage may well have been the best part of the vid
@@Ididathing and 69 likes BOI
*IS thIs HiS CHilD*
"It doesn't happen. Never... Well, maybe once."
*Is this your origin story?*
yeh mate, im still running
Welp im commenting on an year old video but still, Man i legit binge watched all your videos in less than a week, keep up the good work, love from Italy.
Thanks mate! Take a break thats a lot of watching
Crazy to think that at that time he only had 220k subs, now he has ten times that and even more crazy that he replied to an comment on an old video.
I am somewhat of an unemployed baby myself so this motivational video really helped.
As a baby can confirm. We are drunk all the time.
Where do you get the Boos from?
@@sui11106 mentallity
@@sui11106 drunk teenage mothers
@@sui11106 Don't listen to these brain washed idots, take it from a baby, our mothers naturally produce alcohol and we drink it straight from the source.
Like baby as in who, Trump?
Make a device that makes my dog a functional member of society
But dogs already have an important job:
Professional morale boosters
@@HerrscherPuppet Mine chews his crotch and learned how to open my cupboard to consume my Goldfish crackers.
Obsolete Excellence oh...😆
They are already functioning as a service for blind people, entertainment for depressed people.
And cure hunger for Asians.
i'm not a dog but i need that device
“It’s not like wood grows on trees”
No no, he’s got a point
You can tell that that is a great developmental tool and that that kid is really learning quickly
" we used sticks as tools and then we used them to kill each other for oil" extreme casual society progression
AnonFEAR your profile pic gives me nightmares for weeks
@@thetangerine5747 **SCREAMING**
Lol ur the only one in the line who didn’t get hearted by him
Like 300
Your profile pic is so stupid
Those dang babys coming into our world, taking our jobs! It's outrageous!
Deport all babies!
Deport all babies!
Deport all babies!
thay took r jobs
Deport all babies!
"the baby uneployment rate is 90%"
*yo what is the 10%*
Productive babies that carry their own weight.
The babies in china making our TVs
Child actors and forklift drivers. 👍
5:19 “It’s not like wood grows on trees or anything.” 😂
because the tree, is the wood LOL. yes i get it.
He forgot trees need water
So he's basically flexing on us showing his baby's cuteness.
Got it
@@Ididathing who is that baby
@Michael Kitto thanks man
Looks like a walnut , But walnuts are cute so-
Babies aren't cute tho, their little Gremlins who don't pax their taxes.
i am actually from samoa and my group of friends worship u like a god now
WE COULD MAKE A RELIGION OUT OF THAT
baguette man holy shit yes We are the Thingians
We must offer woodshavings to please the great I did a thing
Tobias Yates yes we must sacrifice our wood shavings and our spoons made out of spoons to the i did a thing
I want this
0:52 the life of a speed runner
This video was way more heart-warming than I expected
I like how the thumbnail didn't show the full title.
"Making a Device that Reduces Baby"
aww crap really
I did a thing yeah lol
Mr Sem xD
Well, as we all know, babies have a disturbingly low electron count, so reducing them could indeed be useful.
@@Ididathing I have a feeling that you knew what you were doing weren't you
“We have big heads becase...”
Me: BIG BRAIN TIME
BIG BRAIIINNNN
Whaaaat
BIG BRAIN
you have never played tuber simulator?
@@muntahi4383 pffft
steyn17 you know it’s fun, right?
These videos never fail to make me feel better. Thank you for existing man.
1:45 I was surprised that the second to last skull was bigger than the modern one and then I realized it's just a neanderthal skull
It’s Neanderthal’s skull and yes we must stop thinking we are the best version of us
hello from somoa we love you please give us rain we are living in dorught thank u god
also our babies work 100% now
great im glad to hear they are working!
@@Ididathing Why did they brake in the first place?
@@jacenight116 to slow down the car
@@KerbalSpacey That was good ahaha
Notice how he doesn't talk about their drought. Smh, such a neglectful god
"This whole video was an excuse for me to make something actually useful."
Clearly, you don't mean the baby.
Nah, CZcams doesn’t allow that kind of content.
New message, I’ve seen you in other comment sections
This is an amazing informational video! It helped so much with the baby unemployment issue around my mother's daycare! Thank you so much!
I asked my grandad, he said by the time he was 2 months he was already working a paper route, at a year old he was catching king crabs off the coast of Alaska, and by the time he was 2 years old he already had a mortgage and a wife to support.
I'm a social worker for babies (newborn to 3). So even though babies are unemployed they're the reason I'm not! 😂
only good argument
Dude, I've heard thats a tough job.
Babies being unfit to work is a conspiracy developed by big social to keep social workers employed.
Maybe you should find them a job. It's time for kids to go back to work. Make the world great again.
I'm the 500th like!! incoming I didn't ask and I dont care comments
They're not completely useless 😂 I mean they're paid actors in movies
@ Brandon Vg
Survival of the fittest so that’s what happened to the 10% of babies who have jobs
3 years ago he was at 200k subs and now 4.5 million! Crazy man, keep up the good job!
I loved the baby working montage with the song. Best one yet:-)
As a samoan, we are blessed by your recognition and appreciation of our daily video ritual of your channel
thanks mate
From my nimble information about the middle east, my birthplace, but idk man, seems like kind of a middle eastern name, specifically from the Levant or iraq
Faisal Adel aye uso
Its a tribe from the polynesian triangle
*hears his voice* "oh, hes aussie"
*Uses dollars* "yeah, he's aussie"
*says maccas* "ok, he's very aussie"
He also said mate in his video alot without realising so yep very very aussie
*Dies from fire* "yeah his is one hundred percent Aussie"
@@hereitcgaming9294 dang... too soon m8
200k subs? holy shit what a long way you've come dude congrats
I just want you to know, i genuinely think you are one of the funniest people and your videos always put me in a good mood, i appreciate you sir 😊
Alternate titles:
I endanger my child using power tools
I force my child into the work force
I birth a cabbage
*cabbage*
That’s his moms kid
@@poolsclosed9898 so...like maybe his baby brother
Needs More Protein T H A T S W O R S E
Or
I use my baby to get views and clout
"I had no idea that wood was this expensive. Although I guess it makes sense, its not like wood grows on trees or anything"
Haven't laughed so hard in a long time!
You got my sub
Technically wood doesn’t grow ON trees, the wood IS the tree.
Neither did I till I decided to build my own desk. Cost double what I expected after I skimped on supplies + used some stuff I already had on hand. Still got some scraps that I can't stand to part with. 😁
What a great uncle, teaching a baby how to be useful, giving them purpose in life.
Dude all your videos are so good hahah. 200k subs in this video, while I'm watching this you have 1.65M videos! Insanity!
"Babies are just so god damn cute--"
I disAgREE THEY ARE DEMONIC POTATO SACS
"So how many potatoes till this ones full?"
"God damnit susan! We need more babies for the potatoes"
haha quirky funny different
How do you dare to say such a thing?
Potatoes deserve better
no
I like potatoes
Him- “Babies eat everything they come in contact with”
Baby-😎😎
ayyy
You almost have 3 miillion subscribers now! Great job!
I love how he knew exactly what to do with tool's
So class, what have we learned today? Correct! Baby humans are usless and we should have giraffes babies instead
also baby humans are ugly af
i hope
this channel is like a mixture of vsauce, how to basic, and binging with babish.
and its amazing
and thisoldtony
You forgot he's also a mix of king of random
Lo l
I feel a little bit of YSAC too
An Australian michael Reeves
Is nobody thinking about how he is a very talented dancer?
Wow 200,000 subs congrats man.
FUN FACT: baby's are built to look cute so people would like to have babys more often
Ah yes baby fever. I get something similar when I see animals.
I think it's more the other way around; people's brains evolved to see baby features as cute so we'd have babies more often
I think human babies are perceived as cute so that adult humans would want to take care of them
@@physque5460 yes
@@physque5460 yh I read that somewhere
If you're actually gonna keep that, maybe put a bit of padding on the rungs, babies are very talented at hurting themselves in silly ways.
says a guy that has a pink guy profile picture
@@daxter69420 he's talking from experience
@@orangesfortropicana4585 damn
Does that mean depressed people are babies?
@@urmomdoer2315 yes.
2:26 was foreshadowing to i did a thing's future pursuit in stopping the rain
I am in tears remembering my two boys when they were that small. Unexpected.
90% unemployment rate under 2 years
wait... what is 1 out of 10 babies doing?
Drugs
Selling weed
Dave Chapelle can tell you where that baby works at
Celebrities
Gerber ads.
They just go through _so many_ of the things.
The Pikler triangle was invented by Emmi Pikler, a Hungarian paediatrician who specialised in the healthy development of children through movement. Her work was popularised by Magda Gerber, her student, when she moved to America and followed in her footsteps- both absolutely fascinating women who survived the persecution of Jewish people during WWII.
lol
@@lick28 You do, don't ya?
Is that Gerber, of baby food stardom?
Lexie L nope, though I thought so too initially! That was Daniel Frank Gerber.
And the guy on the photo is Jean Piaget, a Swiss psychologist known partly for his theories on children's psychological development
This was uploaded on my birthday 2 years ago! Thank you for the birthday present; sorry I didn't find it until now!
finally figured out who heavy was talking about when he was wondering who sent babies to fight him
Using tools... Harvesting with tools... Killing Each-other for oil.
I think he missed a step or two.
TnT FoX what happened between using and harvesting with tools?
No
Nah he got everything right
“Six pointed triangle” your not going to fool me. That’s two triangles taped together
Scriptik that would make a quadrilateral :/
@@callumw8719 then 3! triangles
Awww, reminds me of my baby nephew, such a cute kid.
your youtube videos are exactly how i write my essays… run on sentences just to get the max words i need
I’m proud to announce I have watched every single video on this channel in just one day
your amazing. i havent watched everyone of my videos
I found the channel today and my last video to watch is this one
@@Ididathing 3:48, OMG THATS A SKYRIM MAP I HAVE IT TOO LOL
absoloute madlad
Sweet. Me too. Up next: Peter Caine dog training. Hilarious.
Imagine having se× and then waiting 9 months just to do a video
Smh😒
OMG thanks for the ❤️
where'd you get that little -x- ...Aussie keyboard?
@@macswanton9622 multiplication sighn :p
×
-x-
I love it when he starts dancing
Dumping a heap of wood shavings next next to your extension chord outlet, classic Idat
You spent the video trying to make something useful that babies can do, but it seems yours is already a pretty skilled wood worker.
This guy isn't just a CZcamsr, the way he scripts his videos is pure art. I'm not exagerating, its literally art
Yes
yes correctly observed that this very medium is art. moving pictures, something something cinématographe lumière
@@AsperaZeit You are right, sir!
@@eagleeye8237 l
@@eagleeye8237 l
Thanks, I need to get these fields finished
Those r some impressive dancing skills that u got there
You're three months old! Go get a job!
"You're five months old already! Move out!"
Other three month babies : *tf*
"Babys are useless"
*Proceeds to make the baby do the project for him*
Am yes
Isn't that what you do with your babies?
nice editing
:)
Even if he claims He’s bad at building we all know he’s the best dancer
0:03
"This is a baby human"
*casually pans over a drowning child*
69 nice~
jaded-wound735 fortnite
Ok, Nobody like this comment...
XenonVH you are correct
other animals: we want to start surviving as soon as possible
Humans: it's BIG BRAIN TIME
George
Nice
Humans are the living embodiment of "it gets better" but instead of 50 chapters it's 2 billion years
@@justas423 200,000 years
u are a good dad, keep up the good videos mate :).
Clever camera work.
Baby animals were born (hours after born): **RUNNING AROUND LIKE A CRAZY MANIAC**
Normal Baby humans was born (hours after born): *smiles and laugh* **10seconds later** cries.
Actually a newborn can't even smile nor laugh for its first weeks....
And poop his ass all over again
*weeks
Babies are girls on their period
My baby is unemployed and this video helped get him a job!!!! Thanks lmao
But your 12...
@@monke811 you're're
Oogie Boogie you’re’re’re*
mike lollol you're're're're
Chris Bousaada you’re’re’re’re’re
Wow he has such dedication to his videos he got a whole baby just for this one
I like how immediately after receiving the hammer the baby hits itself wondering if he would die from it
3:51
WTF Is the other 10 percent doing???
😂😂😂
Working, duh.
Smoking
Working as test subjects for hair and makeup products. ( Thanks PETA!)
They're featured in vlog channels
India
Being this fast is my only lifetime accomplishment and I’m proud
I thought you were fat but you said fast...
atemós atena You were so fast you watched the video 1 hour earlier before it was posted . You commented 2 hours ago and the video was posted 1 hour ago.
Hold up
Gotta work on getting one of these lil guys
This is why im subscribed to the channel.
I was expecting him to say "this is a baby human, this is a baby lion, this is a baby human being eaten by a baby lion the circle of life"
69, balanced as all things should be
@@Saberth 0*0
Fixing the world 1 problem at a time
More. Like a third world problem since Africa is growing by 1 million people a week
Thx for your vids thx hodge x
the cuteness is strong in your smol one
The way that baby used that miter saw was irresponsible, and frankly personally insulting
i will buy him some gloves
@@Ididathing Finger only gloves
Bossbaby- All I am going to say
So that's where that remaining 10 percent of babies are hmm?
@@Fenditokesdialect child actors and models
@@Praxis4RageBaiting really? so that would mean 1/10 babies are models and actors? I think that's a little unlikely
@@Fenditokesdialect yes, but not your babies /s
@@Praxis4RageBaiting oh someone's a diva
7:00...is a masterfully crafted piece of cinematic beauty...