I made a horrible device for men
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- čas přidán 22. 11. 2019
- For some people nuts are a delicious snack and for others they are a one way trip to Jesus town. Help me help you by showing you how to create a device that eliminates nuts from your life.
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Footage used:
Thanks Peter Sripol for inspiration on the anti-nutting device: • A Robot that stops Can...
Music used:
Check out "Klezmer tunes" and there awesome tunes: • Limonchiki Odessa Bulg...
Western guitar: • Three Kinds of Suns - ... - Zábava
*Ah, Perry the platypus, you're just in time to see my De-Donginator*
This is Gold
COCK AND BALL REMOVERINATOR
Amazing
It's the fnafb
The anal fistinator!
this is the best shit post i’ve ever wasted 10 minutes on
thankyou
1000th like
😂😂😂
my shit post is better thanks
_and_18 seconds!
I really fucking love the implication that despite never talking again, they ate breakfast at the same table every day, staring menacingly at each other
Also implying that they lived in the same house, and never spoke a word
And the irony of the wankers cereal being called crunchy nut
@@ThiefOfNavarrethat's not ironic at all. It would have been ironic if the brother that didn''t want to add sugar to it called his cereal crunchy nut.
@@kbee225 Old cereal, modern phrase. I doubt it was obvious at the time
@@WeedCop Actually the whole notion becomes significantly more hilarious if they didn't live together, and one of them actively had to go to the other's home every morning with their own milk, cereal, bowl and spoon just to sit there and glare at the other brother while eating said cereal....
All of this feels supernatural, watching your channel is better than any kind of drug. When the dancing started and a second guy just popped in, i actually started wondering what i was watching
I did a thing
I did a thing
I did a thing
I was wondering if more people also got genuinly disorientated at the general lack of context in this channel lol
nothing beats him eating the liquid rubber
How to get a video to 10 minutes:
*add a 37 second clip of you dancing with a Rabbi*
My favorite 37 seconds.
That was obviously choreographed, 'cuz their movements lined up.
Demonicrose of core it was like ...do u think the videos are not planned.
@@stephzero7178 your point being? Lole of course it was
I could hear the klezmer getting louder in the background and was thinking "where is he going with this?" haha was not disappointed!
Title: Making a Device for No Nut November
Content: Making a device for no nut forever
His friend will grow back
herrscher of the sea I’m not quite sure that’s how it works and I don’t feel like experimenting.
@@elizabethpotter3007 dont worry, he is human 682 he will be fine
herrscher of the sea ah now it makes sense.
Well November falls every once a while so I guess it counts
This entire video has been very interesting, but so painful at the same time.
Bro go fapp. Youll feel better after a nut
Indeed
IKR. My “Shadow Penis” is scared for its life
The scary thing is you could literally just tape this thing to a glory hole
ouch
Lol scary to those who stick there flesh flute in random holes
My co*k hurts
Or you could just fill in the wall , but that would also work
you mean a pu-
FBI OPEN UP!!!!!!
Germans are famous for three things:
Beer
Cars
Bananenschneider
I kan spek werie gud englisch, ju si?
You also forgot Frankfurt
Wheres flammenwerfer
@@GlitchedBlox Hans get ze Flammenwerfer
Don't forget Austria! Wiener Schnitzel and Mozartkugeln!
After uploading this video 14 times and using a whole thesaurus i think i managed to monetize a video about wang cutting.
Congrats.
Keep being your awesome self dude loves the vids and the one with William
I did a thing nice
Very cool
Yesterday i watched your video that you deleted
7:12 i love the pure joy on his face
Indeed, his face really full of joy
Joy joy
that’s the point i had to like the video
6:55 i wonder how many times he fell off the chair while trying to record that part
Probably a lot
0 if he did fell off he'd prolly keep it in the video for our entertainment
at this point I'm confused at how many family members are living at that house
I ran out of fingers trying to count so I'll go with yes
I think it's something like 8 children...
Theres a reason hes contributing to no nut november
He buys more when he runs out
dont think about it for too long.... the last guy that did became one of them
I've never seen someone make fun of so many beliefs and religions in such a short time. I'm amazed.
Clearly you've never watched late night talk shows.
@@lzeph Not really
Thankyou. If i missed one out please let me know
@@Ididathing Muslims are pretty anti hand party
@@Ididathing
No worries. They're all pretty much the same.
"Tugging the slug" is my new favorite phrase!
That circular knife snipping thing is evil and haunted.
Cursed even.
I prefer the phrase "slapping the chicken", when referring to such matters.
I like how one of his "most complex creations" was so cursed that he resorted to literally set it on fire so that the world would never have it
“i burnt my greatest creation to the ground, for i feared what men would do with it”
He's the australian Oppenheimer
"hey, this cereal is a bit bland, maybe add some sugar to make it more tasty-"
*"Sugar is too seductive"*
I guess that's where the phrase "give me some sugar" came from 🤣
he was 100% right. advertising these sugary cereal as a cool thing to have for breakfast is pure evil. especially since their target is children
Sinful sugar, JUST SAY NO !!!!!
@@junesuprise Even breakfast cereal without sugar is kind of a subpar breakfast. Pancakes, proper ones, made with eggs and fried in butter, are much more nutritious, and they are much more filling and satisfying.
I put the syrup on my nipples to look more attractive
1. How is this monetized?
2. Why is this in my recommended?
ahahah two very good questions
I did a thing it’s coppa probably
More like CZcams’s trash demonetization algorithms or something. I mean, I wish demonetization wasn’t a thing, but if it CZcams insists, I wish it worked properly.
It’s a sign from GOD!!!
Because you’re nutting your way straight to HELL!!!!
You know full well why this is in your recommended
One day years from now, there will be a study on exactly how Alex’s feet magically didn’t look like hamburger meat by the time he turned 40
"The design is very human."
so, its basically a device that gives you a really botched circumcision everytime your worm extends?
Fuze bit of a rip off isn’t it.
Daniel Boland its kinda of a "made in china" rip off
pretty sure your frankfurter won't extend too much after the first try
I would rather just use the bycycle powered table saw to give me a nice circ.
@@danielboland340 No , it's a cut off , not a rip off
I'm a female and this scares me.
A very pretty female if u ask me my lady
Poppy Gloria Dude
Jakob lmfao
It's Britney Bitch hello fellow female, are you an adult? Because as a not fully adult female watching this I am also, scared
@@poppygloria9166 Ooh hehe I'm flattered by your beautiful compliment~
this took that one game where you look at another man trying not to get hard to another level
Memorizing the keyboard shortcut for incognito mode is the first step to true degeneracy.
He masterfully manages to show his face and hide it at the same time. Impressive.
9 months ago with 900 plus likes and I’m the first comment… impressive
@@mnkyboy1450 indeed
bingingwithbabish type beat
Indeed it is that way it seems
He masterfully just started showing his face in videos instead of doing clickbait face reveal
Sometimes I wonder around CZcams and find myself on the weird side of the site... I think i'm getting closer to the center of it.
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@@stevethea5250 bruh
@@stevethea5250 bruh
@Steve Thea bruh
@@stevethea5250 bruh
The design is very human.
I bet Kellogg's favourite activity was to sit in a chair and watch paint dry
Kellog and Woodrow Wilson would probably get along pretty well
I asked for a device for *"no nut november"* not *"no nut forever"*
Well it also completes destroy dick december.
@@terriblegoatman826 disney be like
No its disney tube december
I was going to make that
This is why i NEVER participate on nnn
Just glue it back on after November
This guy is a true genius
he managed to monetize a "device for chopping dongs" video
no ads for me, they got to him
@@marcopineda7501 I have add they didn't get him 2 midrolls
You've never seen Nuxtaku monetize on of his hentai vids
It’s probably “kid friendly” as well 😂
When the CZcams employee only watches the intro
I'm going to attempt to make this device and use it. Thanks, Ordinary Things!
Finally, DIY bottom surgery
“There’s nothing kinky about that”
Me: “you clearly haven’t seen my search history”
*"What history"* said a wise man
*There is another*
top 1 event before disaster
Search shock chan and youl see plenty of men cutting thee cocks
oh, sh*t
Gives the statement “click the notification bell” new meaning.
*DING*
underrated comment
I’m disappointed how long it took me to get that
Just watching this video makes this the most painful moment of my life
He’s a little confused, but he’s got the spirit.
Ties Vanvelthoven lol
Yeet
So you’re just gonna pretend like you weren’t just in the states with William Osman? Aight
What?
@@marcelgaillard7559 go to william osmans channel
@@marcelgaillard7559 still dont get it
People are lazy, so just gonna drop this here.
Osman's vid/I did a thing in it:
czcams.com/video/tLWEIFDbeFw/video.html
Flex
Might be the best video, ever, on YT. Thanks for the chuckles and for the making. You’re great.
This is the kind of content that makes me wonder if the trip ever ended. I love it 🥰
I just imagine kids in class doing a test and then you hear like 5 bells start ringing and everyone pulls out popcorn
I know this is an old comment but the beach and pool parties would probably be full of bells going off. Wouldn't be very peaceful if all u hear is DING DING DING DING DING DING
@@Egerit100 late is an understatement
@@ooccoo6890 what about me? Am i still on time😁
@@firdaus99031 I don't see no expiration date on the comment section.
@@Red-mg4ro fr, I often reply to comments more than 5 years old just because someone in the future other than the person I'm replying to may see it as well and perhaps get something from it.
“A frankfurt. Or, as the germans would say, a frankfurt.”
I learned so much today.
Louis Weisz Germans actually call it a Frankfurter
Some also call it a wiener in germany.
Some call it a „Wurst“
nah bro its wurst than that
Nah no sausage in germany is so red. The skandinavens have red hot dog sausages.
I'm wincing all the way through those tests.... Yikes.
Well done
7:26
As a Jew, I can comfirm that anyone who complains about this being insensitive and racist is a wet blanket
It's almost November, and suddenly CZcams recommend me to watch this video again. Thank you, CZcams.
Bro ur name is messed up
that name lmao
👀
it did it to me today
And almost a year later youtube gods wants us to raise our testosterone levels. Since same happened to me now.
I’m Jewish and I can confirm that I got circumcised this way
Wrong video lmao
@@stevethea5250 wong video
@@adogwithwifi4676
seldom
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Learn to pronounce
adverb
adverb: seldom
not often; rarely.
"Islay is seldom visited by tourists"
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infrequently
on rare occasions
hardly ever
scarcely ever
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adjective: seldom
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@@uselesspotato9056 1035G1
And I watch Jacksfilms and know where you got you profile pic from
Thank you for the extensive Klezmer interlude 🙏
Is no one gonna point out the fantastic dance sequence?! I was impressed … and I hav many questions 😂
Sometimes I feel like he’s gone too far that we can’t save him anymore
Saving was never an option.
We here just to observe
I may be Jewish but I still can’t throw down like that
Omg I got a heart man I didn’t think being Jewish could get me noticed by someone famous (well I guess hitler was famous so meh)
Jews can't throw down.
John Chase but they can be gased💀💀💀💀💀🇩🇪🇩🇪🇩🇪🧖♂️🧖♂️🧖♂️🧖♂️🧖♂️
My name is Dumb yikes go play fortnite zoomer
@@mynameisdumb4419
7:07
Your sync-dancing is incredible!!!
3:36 "The non-wankers stuck with corn flakes, while the wankers quickly moved over to the sweet and sinful crunchy nut." I had to stop. I couldn't continue for like 2 minutes. I died. I went to hell, along with the other wacky, crunchy nut eatin' wankers.
You mean you don’t like choking to death on nuts?
Why can’t anyone understand my kinks ;(
GGyourdead omg 😂
This is amazing! Don’t worry, I understand and I’ll partake in this kink.
no homo
@@youngspunky2835
You: no homo
Me: no homo *slaps dick in face*
What nuts
Tell my ex 🙃
I love how he hides his face sometimes so when it’s actually on screen. You just don’t see it
accidental strategy
Its just his cat-like figure
I had no idea the name of Crunchy Nut cereal had so much history!
Not so much a cereal, as it is a pre-'workout'
bro this is where the original "my lawyer has adviced me to not finish this joke" came from
The part where hes dancing, it looks like he actualky enjoyed it
have you tried dancing like that, you cant help but be happy
@@ThatGuyjontover ah, for sure. it looks fun!
How are you so good at that?
i’m pretty sure he only included it to get the vid to 10 min but idc it was hilarious
he's good
Imagine working in a hardware store minding your own business and a person comes up to you and asks
“Got any tubes that would fit a dong?”
I wonder what word he actually used...cuz the video is cut exactly where he continues the rest of the word....to give the impression he says co*k but he actually isnt :))
@@teodorvlad7818 it's for the best, otherwise I'd feel really bad for that store employee
@@teodorvlad7818 cockles maybe
@@teodorvlad7818 I figured he was deliberately pronouncing "Caulk" as "Cock" and used context that he cut to make the worker think he just says caulk weird.
I hadn't noticed he'd cut it the second time too. Im gonna need some cock- to plug up the holes in my theory now...
@@teodorvlad7818 Cockatoo? (Australian bird)
this video caused me physical and mental pain.
subscribed
I love the fact that this guys is such a local legend that whenever he interacts with local businesses, nobody is surprised by his ridiculous questions
Bro why was the dancing actually pretty good??😂
0:46 Top left corner, an ant is walking around.
Indeed, and it's an ant from Singapore.
may i ask how you saw that?
Randomelk48 Braden i mean, i just Saw something moving and looked :)
It is travelling
InkLink you right😂😂
This is your best video yet omg
I love the hours of effort that go into each of the many jokes in each video.
"most men's peepers are bigger than cigars"
you definitely haven't met me
Do you whip it out to everyone you meet?
Ascendancy absolutely, everyone I know also knows the size of my man clit
Ok Furry
ok default profile pic from youtube
F
The 'ol local glory hole is going to become a lot more entertaining...
*_dear god no_*
majikshroom1 isnt it ol’
majikshroom1 isnt it ol’
9:30 - how many of you crossed your legs?
It was horrific to watch
I thought I’ve seen all of your videos but I feel like I see a new idat video that I’ve never seen before like once a month
Are we going to ignore the fact that he was in that store with no shoes???😂
please
I did a thing I see
Is that not how one goes to a store?
Henry Ramirez beacuse in Australia we don’t have that stuipid no shoes no shirt no service rule
australia
Kellog be like: "fellas is it gay to eat cereal?"
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Yes, the Bananenschneider, my favorite Fruchtschneidewerkzeug.
google translate really helps
The dancing scene was actually amazing
the seamless transition to musical portions of your videos are literally my favorite thing on youtube
Being subscribed to this channel is like opening a good version of Pandora’s Box.
Yes, indeed
For real
Highly debatable
Imagine having to wear this during a school presentation..
Ya itll stop me from masterbating in front of my classmates.
@@Freshel bruh . .
@@Freshel LMFAO
@@Freshel Uh.
@@Freshel hol up
Waw, this is the best thing i’ve watched all year 👏🏻
Instead of putting child predators in prison, we should use this on thing on them after tying them up.
7:11 you and your Rabi homie got some solid dance moves my dude.
now we need a device to put the nuts back for december
I think its called a staplar
I don’t think there’s any coming back from that disaster!
I watched a man castrate himself I don't think he got his nuts back
Squirrel is the best way
This was a very educational video. This should be the standard format for teaching any subject.
your pronounciation of "bananenschneider" was actually extremely good
LMAO. The unseen rehearsals for that Yiddish dance would have been epic.
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I love this guy's content, he just won't stop coming
up with good ideas
Fuck ur pun
take on japan cumming*
Come, I'll show you the exit
@Mel0n
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Bru has dominated my recommended I’ve seen this vid like 3 times on the same Home Screen and I’ve already watched it ;-;
No no. Dear lord, i stopped at the cigar cutter entrance.
My heart couldnt handle any more.
(I kept watching. Damn do you make laugh with the random stuff. Bro Legit had a musical breakdown lmao)
I did a thing: “this is probably one of the most complicated things I have ever built on this channel
Also I did a thing: *proceeds to destroy it*
Inteo it wasn’t still in the box after the video cut. He just burned the box
"A peanutbutter and jam sandwich"
Every American: *Punching the air madly*
Carl Overgaard it peanut butter and jelly!!!
Carl Overgaard it peanut butter and jelly!!!
But it is called Jam....
Jam and Jelly are two completely different things..
Do Americans only have jelly?
Well if you like me then you like jam on your peanut butter and jelly sandwiches so that would technically be correct. Jelly just doesn't taste as good.
I think we can solve this feud between jam and jelly by just calling it PB&J. That way the J could stand for jam or jelly making it technically correct regardless of what you prefer.
6:55 that wobbly chair made me more nervous about his security than any of the other dangerous stuff I've seen him do
1:25 as soon as he said "lawyer", i got an add for state lawyers
put on your aluminium foil hat
@@Sharpless2 thats not a conspiracy theory thats just how the algorithm works. lmao
@@kelpdock8913 no, thats not what i meant. Take it with a bit of sarcasm lol.
Obviously its cookies and algorithms.
The bell ringer would be a great alarm clock
Ayyy I know what you mean
lol
Honestly god teir joke
7 mins in and he hasent even started the build yet, I love this channel.
Laughed so hard I got chest pains, you deserve yourself a sub 😂🥊
This has turned into my favorite channel lmfao
First: Why are there so many German references?
Second: How can you dance so good?
GERMAN SCIENCE IS THE BEST
@@RNerd During WW2 most of them were Austrian
Austrians are germans.
RobloxNerd I see you there, Stroheim!
@@IllegalHerb if that was the case they would be called Germans not Austrians. Austria became its own country in 1804. Its like calling people from California Spanish or Mexicans. or Tibetans Chinese.
I’m the jew and I can’t even move like that what-
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@@stevethea5250 what
Steve Thea affirmative
@@malevolentlight8777 Question
I am now syncing my phone and computers so that my calendars, emails will all have the same information. But, when I go to my settings I see options for “Fetch” and “Push”. What is the difference? Which one do I want to use?
Answer
Fetch and Push are items that tell your devices (iPhone, computer, etc.) to communicate with the server so everything is delivered properly and stays in sync.
Fetch is telling your device to go get information from the server and bring it back to you. You usually set it for certain increments (Every 15 minutes, every hour, manually, etc.) to tell it how often you want it to go fetch and bring back new information it finds on the server. Remember: “Spot - go fetch that stick!”
Push is telling the server to send information to your device whenever it has something to send to you. Remember: “My pushy mother-in-law calls me whenever she thinks of anything new to say”
Personally, I prefer Push because it just grabs the new information when I need it and I have plenty of battery life. However, if you have a device that loses battery life quickly, you might prefer using Fetch so you can tell it how often to check and conserve some battery life.
Steve Thea yes
1:15 neither do I😔
Why
lets hope youtube never takes this masterpiece of a video down
What are you talking about what is this so called "No Nut November"
I thought its still October 54th
Nah fam, that's January 328th you're talking about
ITS A SPOOKY MONTH!
Lolnani
wth u talkin about its 2037 day 366446887556th on may
This video should really be called
“The truth behind Crunchy Nut and Corn flakes. Oh, and this thing..”
4:18 "Last chance to look at me, Hector."
Sick dance moves bro