Can Rockets be used to Plant Trees?
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- čas přidán 11. 09. 2019
- I have always felt that planting trees was a boringly peaceful affair, so introducing TREE ROCKETS!
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Yes i know they arent actually "Rockets". Fight me!
gladly
How you going?
Oke
where we meet
Time and place?
i’m worried about ur search history
“viagra spiders”
“how to make a bomb”
“monkey clips”
“why don’t my parents love me”
Pin this or riot
You have been added to the FBI watch list
I can't find it
yea
I-is this not a normal search history? I’ll be right back... I need to uh... delete some stuff.
Toilet paper?
"I used the trees, to save the trees."
then the trees eat the trees. cannibalism
@@Ididathing then the trees poop new trees
Tree cycle
@@rounduck3892 its the circle of life
Why don'T we take all the trees from here...
and put 'em over there!
Imagine if there were natural, biodegradable containers that plants used to spread their offspring. Like some sort of small hull that contains nutrients and sprouts on its own. Almost like an egg, but for plants! It could be called a "seed" or something.
Then humans wouldn't have to spend hundreds of thousands of dollars designing new ones.
i dont think a seed can survive the impact
@@drunkchey9739 Even if most of the seeds die, and I really doubt they would because both small seeds and open pinecones have a relatively low terminal velocity, I'm pretty sure any seed would be better off than a baby tree impacting at 200mph.
Worse case scenario, you could attach "parachutes", there would be practically no chance of them hitting too hard and it would still be significantly cheaper than creating these death cones
@@mgord9518 Why'd lunch it from a fk plane in the first place?
@@BlackDragon-tf6rv eh because it covers the most ground in the shortest amount of time
Fairly certain several plants do that already. Dispersion by air is extremely common
EDIT: But the thing getting dispersed is pollen, not seeds. This is because pollen is required for sexual reproduction which brings variation in plants
EDIT: I didn't know it was sarcastic
When the Australian guy is talking about how scary a spider is then you know thats one bat shit crazy spider
I'm brazilian, these motherfuckers like to hang around deep inside bunches of fruit trees like a bunch of banana trees and they fucking jump FAR
Am I really watching a australian saying that the bugs in Brazil are bad?
Sim cara.
mds 1- 1
*laughsin redback*
Its because hes terrified of his erection becoming painful, I would be too, at least nothing that I know of does that in Australia
Yea man the got those viagra spiders
‘viagra spider’ made me laugh way too much
niagara spiders are no joke. They inject poison in their bite which gives a literal deadly erection. It fucks with your blood flow.
Some dude got bit, and it made them have a literal killer boner. I bet it was a serious hog of a jeans camper.
How do they make viagras though?
4:07 I cracked up when his mom said "ooh did you say Micheal Buble?"
female privilege at its max.
@@spongmongler6760 bruh what
they've done this in real life for decades in the US, dropping millions of little fir trees from the sky. Yes it works, its cheap, do it after the first rains when ground is soft using bio degradable cones, they fall like darts, not very fast cause they are light and the seedling causes lots of drag. Would work super well in the amazon if you had a hundred mixed species to create proper forest.
press x to doubt
And their country wonders why the whole world laughs at them
@@cheenu711 I just wonder why you think muricans care what you think.
@@cheenu711 I think you vastly overestimate the awareness Americans have of other countries.
@@cheenu711 I mean sure but this isn’t one of those reasons. What’s laughable about reforestation?
I enjoyed your video. I saw one similar years ago, where the humans were dropping saplings encased in ice rockets. The ice had fertilizer mixed in to give the sapling a boost. They had excellent penetration when dropped from a helicopter into the side of a burned out mountain.
?
@@lexygirl1786 What are you stupid or something?
@@lexygirl1786 the ice acts as water to help the saplings sprout if that's what you're wondering about?
They should add a small whistle to the shell... something that large animals would hear, and flee from.
Smart. You deserved that.
Nukes
That's one way to give all the animals Vietnam flashbacks
and as a bonus also recreate those German dive bomber noises for the animals
i was about to comment "what if those 'rockets' hit an animal?"
Why not use jungle saplings and bonemeal?
Cause they haven't built a mob grinder yet
@@elhomo6406 you can use composters
@@PK-we6vk naah thats expebsive as hell
Who farms jungle trees
IQ 1000
5:42 it's been 3 years and I'm still not "happy now"
This guy lives in Maze Runner and doesn't know it... 6:48
Bruh he literally has a playlist on CZcams titled "Animal Abuse"
phew i was starting to get worried that i was the only one :)
I need one.
He knows to much
I couldn’t find it
@@muymuymg71889 4:50 look at the left hand side
A Viagra spider:
People with erectile dysfunction: WhAt?
What about arachnophobes with erectile disfunction?
Never pay for Viagra again with this one simple trick, Michael Bublë uses it, so can you!
Are you saying... letting those spider sting my penus, and I will do things like spiderman? but with my penus?
That spider gives you an erection that will last for the rest of your life.
@@knoxx9625 What about arachnophiles with erectile dysfunction?
"All we have to do is pack our cones with some trees."
As a stoner, I wholeheartedly agree.
Ong lmaooo funny as fuck
@@duckettproductions926 11 months to think of something clever and that's whatchya got huh
@@GiraffeFlavoredCondoms 11 months and he didn't even respond with the answer to the hard problem of consciousness
@@ashleybyrd2015 God you're so right
Haha dude, weed bro
You need stabilizing fins if you want these to land correctly and consistently. It would probably work great.
He was ahead of his time
QuincyIsCrispy truly
you talk like he died
@@atlasintokyo1752 Perhaps he did
QuincyIsCrispy 😳 mr 911 this comment right here
Why “was”?
Yknow, of course an Australian blames the wildlife
its the fucking emu's
*Emu War flashback*
The fucking widow
K K
*Here in Australia, nobody knows what conserving water means-*
Rip the bush fires.
Honestly, this guy is one of the most creative youtubers I've seen in terms of putting random things in a video to make it funny. Such a good channel!
Dude you're without a doubt the funniest content creator I follow on CZcams while still being incredibly informative and creative! I love your videos!
How 1 aussie saved the entire world
Damexx0707 And almost burned down his garage.
Mikkel thybo lmfaoooo
so billionaires ain’t doing anything about the monkeys setting afire the amazon, but some youtuber named i did a thing is attempting to save it from the monkeys?
edit: shit they’re distracting the government from the area 51 raid to help us
the monkeys already infiltrated the governments
Yes,but i mean i expected that
Yup
@@shilzat1883 me too
@@Catnippy Lizard people is just a cover-up, it's the monkeys running the show, WAKE UP SHEEPLE!
"we get to wipe out all the monkeys that were lighting the fires in the first place" I'm reading that as a metaphore and I'm loving it
this channel has very quickly become one of my favorites! random fun projects mixed with witty/sarcastic sense of humor. beautiful
Im from Brazil and i can confirm your theory about the monkeys.
realmente é um macaco que tá tacando fogo no mato, um macaco com faixa presidencial e tudo
@@BJReolon MEU DEUS VEI, SERA Q O BRASILEIRO N CONSEGUE PASSAR UM SEGUNDO SEM FALAR DE POLITICA NAO?ELE ESTAVA FAZENDO UMA PIADA,PFV PARA DE FALAR DE POLITICA
Ele mesmo no vídeo falou de política, isso não é um problema
I aint say shit
tap water it’s Portuguese
I can talk Spanish and I don’t understand
I caught the "little tree" and "fat tree" reference. Youre welcome
Princess KhaZix they are nukes little boy and fat man
@@zThana WW2 Nuclear Bombs
Fat Tree is Fat Man ( Hiroshima Detonation )
Little Tree is Little Boy ( Nagasaki Detonation )
Princess KhaZix It’s about a little event regarding Japan in the past
@@Ludwig_Perpenhente wrong. Fat man is Nagasaki. Little Boy is Hiroshima.
@@ryanchuabowen2045 oh ok
I don't get faccs right
6:08 what the hell man that was deep.
I like how he's like: "If I can't, nobody can"
I'm from Brazil and I can confirm your theories about monkeys.
tell me more brother
Same.
Concordo
This is blatantly stolen.
Same
"Little tree and Fat tree"
*Japan still remembers it*
Oh no..
Here comes the sun DA DA DU DAH
EZRA BRAMAN now u get it?
oh
What?
Your content is class informative with the right amount of dry funness. 👌 thank u
ahh perfect. i was wondering how we were going to plant trees in a way that would make uncle sam proud.
This video brings together two things I think about often, rockets and my irrational fear of the viagra spider.
Irrational?
Not very irrational because its literally the most dangerous spider to us. If you fear any spider i feel like you should fear viagra spider and it would be the most rational fear.
Hell, people in the states have been bitten by them because they sometimes like to hitch a ride on bananas shiped from there.
other countries: "let's plant trees"
USA:
*"Tree Bombs."*
This guy is in Australia
@@louisqandaliusdinglethe74t80 I know, it's just a very American thing to do.
Yalllouu I’m American and can confirm this statement
lol but he's Australian.
@@yalllouu1094 cultural appropriation 😳
Love this guys dark twisted sense of humour🤣
LMFAO I remember the wet-toilet-paper-on-the-ceiling gag from school...in New Zealand... 25 years ago😂
“HI GRANDMA!”
“Hi!”
“How do you make paper mache?”
“Why do you need to know?”
“To make missiles.”
Grandma: "They grow up so quickly"
@@nicpus6891 *sheds a tear*
Let’s all email this video to the CEO of Lockheed Martin
Love how he throws out the gyprock, yet in revegetation, we use gypsum to treat soil 🤷♂️
Hilarious as always! Keep up the great work!😂
"return of the tampon shooter." as someone new to this channel, I am confused and also intrigued.
He made a video where he shot tampons, you should watch that.
You had my attention, but now you have my curiosity
QuestWalker KO U don’t see a lot of memes don’t u
Toast you don’t spend much time paying attention in English classes, do you?
matty418 it was auto correct cause i u accident clicked a letter and it changed into dont u instead of do u
Loved the reference to Grant Wood's American Gothic at 6:18!
“And *SADLY* that means we have to rule out *URANIUM* “
proceed to throw the uranium ahah
NOOOO NOT THE URANIUM
A true tragedy .
*happy Japanese noises*
I mean... for Japan it only took two of them
Marco Curcetti bruh a little too far but worthy of my laugh
Those trees were a good will gesture from US, it was just that there happened to be a mix up between biodegradable tree pots and nuclear bombs amongst the crewman. Classic misinterpretation.
Germany replanted all it's forests after WW2 as well. Just throw seeds out of a plane. Worked kinda well.
I think you would need some kind of wildlife warning system or harmless repelant in order to move them out of the area before dropping tree bombs, but deforestation is a serious problem. Tree bombs do seem kinda crazy stupid but they might just work in the right areas (where loggers have completely killed every tree in the area).
"This is the most American way to plant trees
Me: Yes, yes it is
Galaxacat the most russian would be like:
Aight men, autoloader is ready, Misha, fire the TGFSDS (Tree Growing Fin Stabilized Discarding Sabot) Shell
No it’s the SEED GUN
OH SAY, CAN'T YOU
SEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!
You: yes
It's not very american, it isnt plastered all over with the flag and theres no school shootings :/
who would win?
1 giant weapons company or 1 aussie boy with a cool voice?
Schwerer Gustav your talking about Lockheed here
The cool voice
my moneys on the giant weapon company
@@Ididathing Agreed!
7:20 they are called miss-iles for a reason ;)
Absolutely loved the naming of little and fat tree^^
Try making a biodegradable nuke...maybe?
Biodegradable tree nuke, where you explode it in the stratosphere and then you repopulate the forests of the whole world
@@gabrielko2147 Exploding a nuke in the stratosphere might actually revert humanity to the stone/iron age, if not almost completely wipe it out. So it's a win for Lorax and the trees.
@@aBADAasras that would still be destructive.
well that makes a lot of sense.
That was the intention of naming them "Little tree" and "Fat tree"
You see, this is the stuff that we need more of on youtube, the absolute mad-ladness of an aussie mixed with the freedom of an american weapons manufacturer. Could not ask for more
Based and Lockmart+straya pilled
@@Spycow.No34 pills r good for u buddy come down to straya and have some m8
The poor monkeys don't want no boners
Quite possibly your best video!
I'm so happy you brought up the paper clay Grandma, she's so weird and rambles I love her, I ship her and gourmet paper mache, he's also weird and good at paper mache ♥️♥️♥️
No just fly a crop duster over with bone meal or set up a redstone clock with a dispenser with bone meal BAM Oxygen
Or put a composter and pick flowers
No you take bonemeal and sett up a redstone contraption (not gonna go in depth because I dont wanna write 5 paragraphs) and you plant 4 jungle trees next to eachother a day big brain I know
@@fuzionblast3214 bruh I'm not new to Minecraft kiddo
Gasp
Epic gamer
I did a thing: “I blame the monkeys”
Me: seems legit
*S E E M S L E G I T*
@@awasdq7684 from DOJ RP right
@@kimesdicul5614 who tf is that
Either add groove to the bottom of them or ad angled fins at the end to make them spin the spin stabilizes it and makes it go straight and it will also make the missle pen deeper into the soil
Finally, I subscribed ... strange guy, but some kind of fascinating ... I can't look away :D
If the container is water soluble and there is enough potting soil in the shell then it doesn't need to dig into the ground, the plant will grow its roots into the ground and phototropism means that they will always grow upwards towards the sky. As long as they can grow out of the shell in time it doesn't matter how they land
I want a 9mm version so I can plant trees on the fly
acorns
Yea but what if u want to shot some one and it just fires a fucking acorn
@@charliehall3936 ...
Drew Hogg 9mm? .45 is better
@@_CanadianUnknown yeah you right
I know I’m 2 years late, but I have an idea. Instead of a cone shaped rocket, use a paper clay cannonball, and then Plant a seed instead of a sapling inside the cannonball, and blast it down toward a forest.
Our universal saviors “Lockheed Martin”
With as much of a joke as it may seem. This is a great idea.
pretty sure this has been tried (and failed) before
Life is a game of balance. Sometimes you gotta bomb some helpless animals to get some trees.
@Vince abella let's see. We'll start with you
Mothinajamjar 😂
damn I thought for sure the swing bit would pan down to a noose with the music you had playing lmfao
8:49 *heavy Japanese breathing*
I love the subtle detail. You made a pot out of a yogurt that says pot on the bucket. You also have more than one.. so you literally have a pot set.
Perhaps a.... Pot farm?
@@Shutup634 Made by a... pot head?
@@themuntedbean9847 Bahahaha yesssirrrr
Why not drop, oh I don’t know, seeds?
Frogs Please wow it’s almost like seeds are damaged by gravity and can’t grow efficiently in fire scarred environments and don’t have a high probability of actually planting when dropped from a plane
Birds would eat most of the seeds before they have to germinate.
@@MercyWoz Burned environments are healthier for plants. No one is fighting for resources and added, the fire adds a large amount of carbon into the soil.
Weebu Trash Historically speaking, seeds have grown more trees than rockets.
@@MercyWoz Fire scarred environments are prime areas for seeds to grow. Forest fires are a natural phenomena that have been going on long before humans started causing them. Not saying dropping millions of seeds out of a plane is a solution (it's not at all), just that it is factually inaccurate to say seeds can't grow in the aftermath of a forest fire.
Abit late but I'm reallly glad I found this channel
You could've put fletching on the end of the missiles to be more accurate and would be more balanced in the so the chance that it lands sideways is smaller.
Instead of raiding Area 51 let’s raid the amazon and grow trees
But boner spiders....
Wholesome
You know the amazon is home to so many unidentiefied insects 🕷. Sure buddy
@@aryavsaigal8898 bruh. Just naruto run the fuck out of them
Yes!!
So fun thing I happen to know because I worked as a tree planter in ~a hippie-industrial complex commune is that these things already exist, and tree planters hate them because "tuk er jerbs" etc. They have tons of little arrowlike capsules exactly like the video, and slam right into the ground, both replanting all the trees (that are missing because they were logged into oblivion) and banishing all hippies from the area.
beautiful
69 likes nice
Man I love your videos 🤣
add holes into it so the roots can grow out of it. great idea except I honestly cant see them traveling fast enough unless they had some gravel in there as well. definitely needs to be a lot more nose heavy as well!
Why does this unironically seem like not a bad idea? (If done properly and had more planning behind it)
This is. The website he was browsing: www.sunnyskyz.com/blog/1467/
A bit different idea : www.treehugger.com/clean-technology/seedbomb-instills-fear-and-plants-trees.html
Or completely different : www.fastcompany.com/90329982/
stuart paton as long as the containers around the saplings are compostable
It is a bad idea, because it doesn't take the rainforest nutrient cycle into account. In a rainforest all the nutrients are in the biomass, not in the ground, because the rains have washed out the grounds for thousands of years. You remove the biomass, you're left with barren ground. You can seed bomb all you want, but these seeds won't grow because all the nutrients are gone. You'd need to regularly fertilize them, which kind of defies the point of seed bombs. That's why it is so fucking difficult to replant a rainforest.
Because it's gonna be "just as efficient as those landmines" nice
because it's not ironic
Why would they drop the missiles on inhabited forests if they are mainly intended for barren burnt areas
Cus why not?
I agree, I suggest the white house.
Cause this is america...
i understand the point, cuz there's already tree's in the area... but you know in the "barren burnt areas" it isnt just the trees/bugs/animals that are affected. the soil is technically a part of the living ecosystem and it as well gets all burnt, crispy, and temporarily fucked up.
@@jefflycette486 Burnt down woods are actually pretty fertil ground
when he said "viagra spider" i literally started laughing so hard that i nearly choked
Great job, keep it up
No one:
Lockheed Martin: We have a missile for that.
Thieves
The algorithm will bring random people here
They will not understand a thing.
yes
Im one of those people
Hi
lol
yes you are correct
I like how he puts a container of dirt on the grass in his yard. Like why not just shoot the ground? 😂
I love the clip of u saying “why would a monkey want to burn down the space that it lives in?” While youre actively setting a fire inside ur home 😂😂
Is everyone going to ignore the fact that he named the tree rockets after the nukes dropped on Japan? Little Boy and Fat Man?
yes
no
maybe
Perhaps
Most certainly
No posting Instagram stories will help it
yeah man, so muuuch
it is pop activism but also it did in fact help spread awareness and raise money
@@micok5534 r/woosh
@@ibra.h hsuahsuahsuhaus
No, sending prayers and thoughts will help
Trying to hit those dirt boxes finally taught me, why you call those miss-iles👍
1:11 what if that's true?
WHATT!! You actually did something good and genius this time.... WTF.
or just drop seeds.
Jure Gladek the seeds will be damaged by gravity and probably won’t grow in fire scarred areas (I read it Off an another comment)
@@JaikritDevchandKatoch yeah you probably right
Carving initials on a tree is a nice gesture, but it has to make you wonder why anyone would bring a knife on a date
To carve their initials in trees.
The trees work for boursuage
You just can't trust trees, you gotta protect yourself
Are you telling me you don't carry around a pocket knife?
@@gravygraves5112 No but I do have a sharp wit that's edgy
Yo that paper clay video is the one my art teacher showed us to make it ourselves and its a fun art medium.
That Song still haunts me because i cannot Find it (Lockheed Martin/Outro)
Here at 17k, see you again when this video hit 1,000,000 views
EDIT: I feel special :D
True
"Grab all the toilet paper in your house"
It was a very different time, 7 months ago
Also, he took a shit in a suit, with the pants on.
I saw this comment 7 months after you posted it. It was a very different time 14 months ago.
@@ExyleCage I saw this comment 8 months after you posted it. It was not much of a different time 22 months ago.
@@papersthekingofpapers 11 after. 33 ago.
My grandpa used to work for Lockheed Martin and I have a box full of his business cards still
This is what's in those submunitions when the Lorax drops a cluster bomb for the trees.
“Viagra spider”
I know who Im gonna vote as the next god
DERP XD Stinky Poupee Poopoo
Lol, too bad our current one will never perish
Joseph Cappel
Lmao
So this is how Team Trees is planting 20 million trees.
Hello I Did A Thing,
There's a CZcamsr by the name of Shawn Woods, he does Mouse Trap Mondays, he did a test of Sunflower Seeds with Pure Capsaicin Crystals to great effect. Much like an ice cream cone, use a much harder Emergency Food Ration recipe in the same shape, but load it with Pure Capsaicin Crystals so animals don't eat it. That's your biodegradable cone.
Your voice puts me in a trance
Admit that you filmed a noose suicide joke at 6:30 then realized it was too dark even for your channel to post on youtube!
Love you mate! Kangaroo hug
Lmaooo
I am gonna assume that you haven't seen all of his videos because he has done that joke multiple times
ahaha i did a nose joke last video. Cant do it twice in a row!
@@Ididathing Noose*