Getting Stray Cats High To Stop Them Eating My Pets

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  • @Ididathing
    @Ididathing  Před 3 lety +14582

    Watch me torture more cats in part 1: czcams.com/video/HcSGd-5gRks/video.html

  • @niilovaananen3215
    @niilovaananen3215 Před 3 lety +79826

    The best defense is offense: throw tuna into your neighbours' yards and the cats will go to their yards

    • @possessedmisty9661
      @possessedmisty9661 Před 3 lety +4332

      Love it love everything about it u are a madlad

    • @numbermaster-nx2ru
      @numbermaster-nx2ru Před 3 lety +1565

      holy moly

    • @dmitriyt.5847
      @dmitriyt.5847 Před 3 lety +2575

      Confuse the enemy

    • @cinnieboi7756
      @cinnieboi7756 Před 3 lety +2099

      Chaotic neutral

    • @rehanmollick6953
      @rehanmollick6953 Před 3 lety +1017

      :O i know this is ironic but ur actually a genius omfg i would do that 100% thx for telling me i am definetly writting this down! this is way too smart u IQ must be 1000

  • @nickybutton100
    @nickybutton100 Před 3 lety +32572

    I love how he's treating those cats to several gourmet meals and high quality drugs and expects them to want to leave his house.

    • @steelingcable6350
      @steelingcable6350 Před 3 lety +798

      they'll probably freak the fuck out tbh.

    • @Username-1939t9
      @Username-1939t9 Před 3 lety +746

      actual crack house but for cats. all he needs now is psychedelic mushrooms

    • @briceheath9552
      @briceheath9552 Před 3 lety +174

      @@Username-1939t9 that's horrible lmao

    • @Ididathing
      @Ididathing  Před 3 lety +7841

      Its all part of my plan to get the whole neighborhood hooked on my supply

    • @sontang5621
      @sontang5621 Před 3 lety +82

      @@Ididathing 2 minutes ago lol

  • @joshuawang1307
    @joshuawang1307 Před rokem +1979

    "It's not their fault. They're just doing what they were born to do: murder everything." That killed me

    • @casedistorted
      @casedistorted Před rokem +46

      Never was there a truer statement. I’ve watched an pet cat outside at night literally torture a baby bird that fell out of its nest in a bush. Brought the baby bird inside to nurse it but he was in and out of consciousness all night and was dead by morning. I was so angry at that cat cuz it didn’t even try to eat it, just wanted to hurt it.

    • @eldradulthran6482
      @eldradulthran6482 Před rokem +41

      @@casedistorted Wild dogs often do similar things in packs, using animals that they don't intend on killing as practice. It's just that cats are somewhat more efficient at this in the Australian environment.

    • @EEEEEEEE
      @EEEEEEEE Před rokem +1

      ‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎E‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎

    • @MaeLSTRoM1997
      @MaeLSTRoM1997 Před rokem +13

      so not only did the cats murder billions of small wildlife they also murdered you :(

    • @austinwilliams3369
      @austinwilliams3369 Před rokem +8

      I didn’t know Americans and cats were so similar!

  • @tobywood9156
    @tobywood9156 Před 10 měsíci +401

    as someone who knows a thing or two about trapping cats, first mistake is not covering the trap with a towel/blanket. the cat knowing theyre in a trap and not just a small hole makes them REALLY freak out, most ferals get violent but not batshit like that

    • @theRbell3000
      @theRbell3000 Před 6 měsíci +15

      Thank you! Thank you! Thank you! Not all tutorials mention this aspect of trapping cats!

    • @nicholascharles9625
      @nicholascharles9625 Před 4 měsíci

      So crocodile rules where you cover the eyes to get the to not thrash around?

    • @benayers8622
      @benayers8622 Před 3 měsíci +2

      any reason so many of them had no tail??

    • @highoninfinity
      @highoninfinity Před 3 měsíci +3

      @@benayers8622 could be a lot of different things but i have a friend who's cat used to be a stray and had her tail chopped off by a lawn mower :( so something similar could be the cause, or if they're owned by someone maybe they had their tails docked for some reason

    • @Justcarlosdiaz
      @Justcarlosdiaz Před 2 měsíci +5

      ​@@benayers8622 cats live hard ass lives

  • @maxweber7156
    @maxweber7156 Před 3 lety +5321

    Leave the child out for the nights and train him to hunt Cats

  • @BiggBoner
    @BiggBoner Před 3 lety +10607

    When cats get drugged it’s considered funny, but when I get drugs it’s “illegal” and I get “jail time.”

    • @ahzayah9026
      @ahzayah9026 Před 3 lety +1210

      and i "have to get out of the wallmart"

    • @theprogrammer32
      @theprogrammer32 Před 3 lety +182

      upvoted for calcium

    • @aididzaquan7766
      @aididzaquan7766 Před 3 lety +15

      Lol

    • @Kyle-gw6qp
      @Kyle-gw6qp Před 3 lety +435

      @@ahzayah9026 don't forget the classic "you can't be naked around children"

    • @aididzaquan7766
      @aididzaquan7766 Před 3 lety +12

      czcams.com/video/rmIJ4tUWs-I/video.html
      This is definitely not a rick roll. I swear. 😅

  • @rhysbobaggins3585
    @rhysbobaggins3585 Před 11 měsíci +252

    The callback to the ant in the pocket with the ant on the receipt had me in tears

  • @Tre-cg6uz
    @Tre-cg6uz Před rokem +424

    Can’t believe I just watched 20 minutes of this. His narration is what keeps you

    • @TheDennys21
      @TheDennys21 Před 7 měsíci +3

      Also the cats, cat videos are what YT was made for.

  • @bababoey3209
    @bababoey3209 Před 3 lety +4089

    Next video: *Giving homeless people weed on my porch so they dont steal my trash.*

    •  Před 3 lety +141

      But when you do it they’ll just say “Oi mate tf is this at least bring me the good stuff”

    • @sluvvr
      @sluvvr Před 3 lety +6

      Haha

    • @aididzaquan7766
      @aididzaquan7766 Před 3 lety +4

      Didn't he already make a video about homeless people

    • @Ididathing
      @Ididathing  Před 3 lety +709

      My brother would just take it

    • @PIZZAloverNUMBERS
      @PIZZAloverNUMBERS Před 3 lety +8

      @@Ididathing ez strat

  • @aidanwisey8951
    @aidanwisey8951 Před 3 lety +2274

    im pretty sure he was more high than the cats while making this...

    • @Ididathing
      @Ididathing  Před 3 lety +581

      you got me

    • @MajorMarlon
      @MajorMarlon Před 3 lety +25

      You get better every upload

    • @Otzkar
      @Otzkar Před 3 lety +20

      I was more high than the cats watching this

    • @mr.shepherdspie7958
      @mr.shepherdspie7958 Před 3 lety +1

      Probably

    • @thesmoviemaker21
      @thesmoviemaker21 Před 3 lety +3

      @@Ididathing Like AvocadoHusky said, but dip Tampons into the rue, lavender and pennyroyal, Coleus canina, lemon thyme, or just dip them into your coffee.Then shoot them out of your Tampon gun at night like a hunter to give a the cats some chemical warfare.Maybye try diping some airsfot bullets into the smell cats don't like (the same as above), and shoot them out of an airsoft gun.

  • @kikikiwi7536
    @kikikiwi7536 Před 10 měsíci +54

    "Tune in next week where i introduce wolves to my cat problem" spoken like a true Australian

  • @boblordylordyhowie
    @boblordylordyhowie Před 11 měsíci +31

    Go to your local coffee shop, give them a bucket and they will, usually, fill it with coffee grounds. When you get it home, sprinkle it liberally around your property and over the fence and it should stop them as they don't like the smell and it fertilises the soil and make the insect wildlife work twice as fast.

    • @SilverDragonJay
      @SilverDragonJay Před 4 měsíci +23

      I like the implication that you can just walk into a coffee shop, wordlessly hand the barista a bucket and they just instinctually know what to do with it.

  • @danielmihalik2785
    @danielmihalik2785 Před 3 lety +3215

    Has too many cats.
    "What if I give them food"
    Even more cats come.
    "Ok, so what if I just give them drugs instead??"

    • @PippyPopsSelfHarmMonica
      @PippyPopsSelfHarmMonica Před 3 lety +51

      Its not thoughtout very well

    • @mlgsans6085
      @mlgsans6085 Před 3 lety +141

      @@PippyPopsSelfHarmMonica yeah but he did a thing

    • @sunlimited268
      @sunlimited268 Před 3 lety +18

      cats:yo mah boys check out these things! these are lit!

    • @rahulr1305
      @rahulr1305 Před 3 lety +24

      Next step: hookers and blackjack

    • @DudeRandom
      @DudeRandom Před 3 lety +5

      I love how all this just makes perfect sense

  • @lstump4482
    @lstump4482 Před 3 lety +4997

    Next episode: Using claymores to defend my yard from cats

    • @ad-rd9ud
      @ad-rd9ud Před 3 lety +82

      I think he already did that with the water sprayer and movement detection cams.

    • @floriankrus
      @floriankrus Před 3 lety +5

      xDD

    • @datpoptart6330
      @datpoptart6330 Před 3 lety +35

      The sword orrrr explosive?

    • @mr.neodymuim
      @mr.neodymuim Před 3 lety +3

      That sounds pretty cool

    • @oceanpheonix1006
      @oceanpheonix1006 Před 3 lety +34

      @@datpoptart6330 I think he talking about the explosive it would be damn near impossible to hit a cat with a claymore sword that things huge and hard to swing

  • @NaijaOne
    @NaijaOne Před 7 měsíci +25

    For the fences you need to line the entire top of the fence with a diagonal shield about a foot to two feet long. Cats won’t jump over it. It would have to go over your neighbors yard. Or a chicken wire around the entire perimeter of the fence with post sticking out so the cats won’t have a stable foundation to walk on and won’t come into your yard. Look up cat fencing!

  • @melteccraig
    @melteccraig Před 11 měsíci +66

    The level of attention to continuity of the reciept having an ant on it from putting an ant in your pocket at the start is impressive.

    • @Derek_Wyld
      @Derek_Wyld Před 6 měsíci +3

      I was happy that ant made a comeback lmao

  • @diradosveta
    @diradosveta Před 3 lety +15613

    Make a tunnel that ends in the same place where it started. Maybe they will get confused and give up

    • @putyourgrasseson3014
      @putyourgrasseson3014 Před 3 lety +703

      Thats actually a pretty good idea.

    • @diegoestrada8485
      @diegoestrada8485 Před 3 lety +201

      diradosveta best idea lol

    • @Ididathing
      @Ididathing  Před 3 lety +4335

      I like this. I need a worm hole

    • @jonathanclark7444
      @jonathanclark7444 Před 3 lety +324

      I did a thing not sure about that one I don’t think cats could fit in a worm hole, nor would care about eating a worm.

    • @circa134
      @circa134 Před 3 lety +49

      Make the tunnel tunnel lead yo a giant catnip filled deadend

  • @B7RAli
    @B7RAli Před 3 lety +2682

    Plot twist: the camera never failed he just killed the cats

    • @bendover-lo6df
      @bendover-lo6df Před 3 lety +152

      Hopefully

    • @TheRavageFang
      @TheRavageFang Před 3 lety +210

      What do you think that steak 19:47 was made of? :)

    • @assasinsquidkyk742
      @assasinsquidkyk742 Před 3 lety +30

      @@bendover-lo6df You need braincells just like him

    • @bendover-lo6df
      @bendover-lo6df Před 3 lety +95

      @@assasinsquidkyk742 im going to kill more cats now

    • @lc_god711lc7
      @lc_god711lc7 Před 3 lety +23

      As the cameraman i can say this is not true and any ex cameramen saying this may need to be reminded of certain OATHS they may have taken

  • @theonepeiceisreal5912
    @theonepeiceisreal5912 Před 2 měsíci +10

    We went from stopping cats, to breaking into a CIA base

  • @finneythecoolest
    @finneythecoolest Před 4 měsíci +9

    "Not only they can dodge laser sensors like cat woman but they can read the Chinese manual instructions for the cage" made me laugh hard af 16:50

  • @typgamer
    @typgamer Před 3 lety +1060

    Different approach: Get an emu in your yard, or put meth down istead of catnip.
    Or combine both and give the meth to the emu...

  • @Ariverfish
    @Ariverfish Před 3 lety +682

    Just put an Emu in your yard. Every cat and the Australian government will be too afraid to bother you.

    • @sayadiyeojhenries.815
      @sayadiyeojhenries.815 Před 3 lety +1

      @Anirban Chakrabarti really?

    • @beastbeast5105
      @beastbeast5105 Před 3 lety +11

      @@sayadiyeojhenries.815 not really but I mean who is gonna make the emu pay I know not me

    • @CostaClicks
      @CostaClicks Před 3 lety +4

      Try a cassowary instead

    • @willp4918
      @willp4918 Před 3 lety +5

      I can’t believe it. I was literally coming to write “get a cassowary”

    • @michaelw6103
      @michaelw6103 Před 3 lety

      yes please

  • @SnailHatan
    @SnailHatan Před rokem +15

    Doing a high-tech Trap Neuter and Release quest of epic scale with a local animal shelter would be ….epic

  • @UnidentifiedFlyingDonut
    @UnidentifiedFlyingDonut Před rokem +8

    19:31 THIS IS MY BUNNINGS! I LIVE NEAR THIS!!! THIS IS THE CLOSEST BUNNINGS NEAR ME AND YOU PUT IT IN YOUR VIDEO!!! BRO IM SO HAPPY EVEN THO IT’S JUST MY LOCAL BUNNINGS!!!

  • @dexis9412
    @dexis9412 Před 3 lety +665

    Did this man actually cut a glory hole in the fence of his family home for a 3 second gag...

  • @unkulunkulu1494
    @unkulunkulu1494 Před 3 lety +666

    I was called a monster for spraying cats so I drugged then instead

    • @sluvvr
      @sluvvr Před 3 lety +3

      XD

    • @alexandergorman3037
      @alexandergorman3037 Před 3 lety +1

      you what ! Don’t do that it causes the cats pain

    • @mzflighter6905
      @mzflighter6905 Před 3 lety +7

      @@alexandergorman3037 Congrats. It is not right to cause the cats pain, but it is to allow them to kill all the wild animals? Are you fucking insane?

    • @Ididathing
      @Ididathing  Před 3 lety +77

      At least the cats cant complain

    • @olischio
      @olischio Před 3 lety +1

      @@Ididathing hey

  • @mumblety
    @mumblety Před rokem +6

    Alright. Here's an idea. Build a Cat-A-Pult. You know where I'm going with this.

  • @mcnewbin5932
    @mcnewbin5932 Před rokem +5

    "Why do all these cats keep coming back?" Proceeds to feed them all 🤣

  • @AAG414
    @AAG414 Před 3 lety +1517

    As the great Sun Tzu said...
    "If you cannot defeat your enemies, get them high as shit so they can't fight you"
    ~Sun Tzu, The Art of War

    • @MrFram
      @MrFram Před 3 lety +54

      Laughs in British

    • @ilovemyorange5989
      @ilovemyorange5989 Před 3 lety +7

      Yes, i remeber that cuz my sensei told me to read sun tzu the art of war.

    • @Jooshyb
      @Jooshyb Před 3 lety +34

      Technoblade never dies

    • @td9250
      @td9250 Před 3 lety +25

      Actually the British did this to the Chinese.

    • @dylanwatkins978
      @dylanwatkins978 Před 3 lety +21

      Laughs in *opium war*

  • @jackofclubs6229
    @jackofclubs6229 Před 3 lety +2058

    The saying goes, “if you can’t beat em, pull an Opioid war on em.”

  • @projectonyx6491
    @projectonyx6491 Před 10 měsíci +5

    people say cats dont care about their owners, but mine keeps coming back to lay in bed with me even though I toss and turn like mad. She constantly has to move around because of how much I move yet she still settles back down and goes to sleep.

  • @zisaletter4602
    @zisaletter4602 Před 8 měsíci +8

    the difference between whether cats are okay or need to be removed is whether or not they're being kept indoors, away from the damn wildlife. all cats should be kept indoors. there should be no outdoor cats. I will not take any questions on this nor brook any argument.
    Anyway, the best tip I have would be perhaps using some kind of scent-based deterrent that's a bit less friendly than dog piss? but that could also hurt things like lizards. I've been using korean pepper flakes bought really cheaply from the asian grocery to keep possums out of the strawberries and cats away from my birdfeeder. but that could be harmful to insects/reptiles, so i don't know if that'd do what you want it to.
    EDIT: yeah youll need a stronger cage. damn. but if it's traumatic being caught in the little cage, maybe they'll finally steer clear of your yard.
    really, feral cat problems won't end until people **stop letting their cats outside.** but you could also trap the cats, have them spayed/neutered, and then let them go again. That way they occupy the territories so new cats don't move in, they stay out of your yard, AND they don't reproduce.

  • @gibsonf06
    @gibsonf06 Před 3 lety +607

    "This white girl seems pretty hesitant to enter the cage, and rightfully so, after seeing what I do in my yard"

    • @davyjones2994
      @davyjones2994 Před 3 lety +11

      The Butcher MTB I’ve got the same problem

    • @TheCatIsAMonster
      @TheCatIsAMonster Před 3 lety +6

      Dark

    • @lordrathut
      @lordrathut Před 3 lety

      @@TheCatIsAMonster How? It doesn't necessarily imply something awful happening.

    • @soli2295
      @soli2295 Před 3 lety

      Conner Confidential it’s the way he says it.

  • @woden__
    @woden__ Před 3 lety +490

    Cover your entire yard in the disco senser lights, make no place even walkable without a spontaneous party starting

  • @bryanlamprecht2096
    @bryanlamprecht2096 Před rokem +2

    Love the requiem for a dream reference, really set the mood

  • @gaberezin612
    @gaberezin612 Před rokem +10

    I really enjoy this guys sense of humor

  • @KaijuMoment
    @KaijuMoment Před 3 lety +1255

    *lists off animals found in his yard*
    *shows a human child*
    “Unfortunately they have all been *eaten* “

  • @everallgg4984
    @everallgg4984 Před 3 lety +724

    In the cat community :
    Cat 1 : Hey have you heard about the new escape room that was built at thet guys house?
    Cat 2 : Yeah Ive went there last week!
    Cat 3 : Every night has new escape rooms! So freaking exciting!

    • @Ididathing
      @Ididathing  Před 3 lety +144

      ahahaha i need to start charging

    • @grasshoo
      @grasshoo Před 3 lety +4

      I did a thing lol

    • @Vari2682
      @Vari2682 Před 3 lety +2

      The cat version of the crack addict at the gas station

  • @vladimirpain3942
    @vladimirpain3942 Před rokem

    I love how youtube offers me your video about flamthrower as next one.

  • @sachab6098
    @sachab6098 Před rokem +10

    I have an *indoor* cat as a pet. She keeps my mom's anxiety-ridden dog company when we're not home. They curl up next to each other and it's very cute. Anyways the reason I didn't get another dog is dogs tend to be very #clingy. I'm happy to leave my cat alone in front of the window where she watches birds but can not kill birds. I don't understand why people have indoor/outdoor cats personally - anything that goes outside brings in ticks, and there's a lot of cat owners who don't give their cats medicine so they get worms and fleas and crap. I live in a rural area so we got coyotes and fast trucks, but it's a problem in the suburbs with intact cats and no predators. Not as big a problem as in Australia or Hawaii though.

  • @iXore
    @iXore Před 3 lety +930

    "little monkeys"
    Shows his son*
    "Native animals"
    Shows his son yet again*

    • @user-vu2yb1gy4l
      @user-vu2yb1gy4l Před 3 lety +50

      It is not his son, I think it is his little brother

    • @iXore
      @iXore Před 3 lety +17

      @@user-vu2yb1gy4l oh okay my bad, i dont pry to privacy so i wouldn't know that

    • @waktak7093
      @waktak7093 Před 3 lety +2

      P oof

    • @MythAMVS
      @MythAMVS Před 3 lety +15

      I think it's his nephew or something

    • @slayerdylk
      @slayerdylk Před 3 lety +5

      @@iXore you dont have to pry to privacy if it was something he said in one of his videos... Are you actually being passive aggressive? Or am i reading your comment in the wrong way?

  • @v4riab1lity77
    @v4riab1lity77 Před 3 lety +570

    “One minute, they’re entertaining you by playing with a stupid toy, and the next they’re roaming the night, committing genocide.”

    • @joememester2311
      @joememester2311 Před 3 lety +1

      Adam Sanders kinda sounds like hitler except he entertains you with paintings and the genocide has day cycle turned on

    • @gabrielrosari4431
      @gabrielrosari4431 Před 3 lety

      That happen to me tho
      I fed them food bc they're cute then next week all the chick of my chickens are gone

    • @zjg1
      @zjg1 Před 3 lety

      Adam Sanders that is what he said...

    • @mickvonbornemann3824
      @mickvonbornemann3824 Před 2 lety

      @@gabrielrosari4431 Well there’s a lesson there about acting out of ignorance. Always try to be informed on whatever subject you want to get involved in. Means research before taking actions. That’s why militaries have intelligence depts & they do reconnaissance before entering an area they’re not familiar with or not up to date on.

  • @VraccasVII
    @VraccasVII Před 5 měsíci +1

    Loved the Requiem for a Dream homage, well done

  • @EdinoRemerido
    @EdinoRemerido Před 8 měsíci +4

    giving the homeless man coke to stop them from stealing my pets

  • @PhilTruthborne
    @PhilTruthborne Před 3 lety +373

    PSA: Don't actually high five your pet ants

  • @IIAOPSW
    @IIAOPSW Před 3 lety +749

    I wish someone would give me drugs in exchange for not eating birds.

    • @neviolodingdong264
      @neviolodingdong264 Před 3 lety +4

      Yeah that would be good but are you sure that you won't eat you're neighbor Ara again?

    • @sethdrak3
      @sethdrak3 Před 3 lety +14

      Sounds like something ozzy Osborne would say 😂

    • @hotscottrulz
      @hotscottrulz Před 3 lety +2

      Have you... have you already eaten birds???

    • @xav.640
      @xav.640 Před 3 lety +3

      @@hotscottrulz well, a chicken is similar to it 😉

    • @101mi7
      @101mi7 Před 3 lety +1

      Than be a furry

  • @DAMIENSAQUAWORLD
    @DAMIENSAQUAWORLD Před 8 měsíci +2

    DEAD AT 6:05, #KITTY
    GLORY & THE MUSIC FROM REQUIEM - WORK! HILARIOUS

  • @navneethgopal1211
    @navneethgopal1211 Před 3 lety +1347

    Now, get the neighbours high to stop them from sending cats.

    • @blue.dt2000
      @blue.dt2000 Před 3 lety +18

      Underrated comment

    • @Samone818
      @Samone818 Před 3 lety +6

      😂😂😂

    • @internetduck1114
      @internetduck1114 Před 3 lety +11

      Getting my dad high to stop him from playing too much videogames

    • @GritsnBeans
      @GritsnBeans Před 3 lety +3

      High folks love playing with cats.

    • @e.normhiscock2982
      @e.normhiscock2982 Před 3 lety +1

      @@internetduck1114 get good at your dads game of choice and ruthlessly crush him in it, show him you're the alpha and he will find another hobby.

  • @luiswar201
    @luiswar201 Před 3 lety +623

    Imagine that kid growing up, and then realizing he is actually famous

  • @mchparity
    @mchparity Před měsícem +1

    16:57 since when did Acer start producing animal traps? LOL

  • @limapodima7534
    @limapodima7534 Před 5 měsíci

    Best video ❤Brilliant humor!
    I feel like I need to call the hazmat team to clean your fridge!😂😂😂

  • @niklasneighbor6726
    @niklasneighbor6726 Před 3 lety +1401

    alright, so, cats HATE the smell of oranges. make your backyard smell like oranges.
    they also hate when stuff sticks to their feet. try scattering tape with the sticky side up!

    • @Ididathing
      @Ididathing  Před 3 lety +396

      My yard already smells of limes. So im not hopeful of that

    • @dytran
      @dytran Před 3 lety +21

      I did a thing oof

    • @grimsgrim607
      @grimsgrim607 Před 3 lety +134

      @@Ididathing do the sticky thing then or you could just 360 noscope them from the top of your roof

    • @knightskyllic
      @knightskyllic Před 3 lety +30

      @@grimsgrim607 pls do not 360 noscope the cat

    • @mullberrymouse5038
      @mullberrymouse5038 Před 3 lety +67

      @@knightskyllic i think you mean please do*

  • @tanyah-b9809
    @tanyah-b9809 Před 3 lety +584

    "My house is a cage, My car is a cage, the whole society is a cage" has the same energy as "corporations are a platypus, The governments a platypus" from Phineas and Ferb

  • @Mars2488
    @Mars2488 Před rokem +4

    13:12 Bro became the mark rober of cats 😂😂😂😂😂

  • @FuneFox
    @FuneFox Před 8 měsíci +1

    Board up the fence and put up some spikes on top. Here there are spikes to prevent cats from sitting in front of windows from the outside, they're not sharp enough to pierce them but they're far from comfortable.

  • @felixk.4135
    @felixk.4135 Před 3 lety +854

    "it looks almost like a land mine, but, unfortunately, is not."

  • @Noggg.
    @Noggg. Před 3 lety +2305

    *"He's abusing cats"*
    The innocent animals that did nothing to deserve death: *Funny*

  • @isthatyoucedric7854
    @isthatyoucedric7854 Před rokem

    The ant on the receipt is a hell of a nice touch. Bravo daw

  • @portcitygrady
    @portcitygrady Před 8 měsíci

    😅 You failed the wellness check when you pointed it at ATF face lol. He smelled to see if it had been fired lately 🤣🤣🤣

  • @user-xr8ju9mq1p
    @user-xr8ju9mq1p Před 3 lety +569

    Angry cat lady: don't hurt the cats!
    Cat eating a live animal: "Yeah, give us more drugs and disco lights".

    • @nathanielreed5265
      @nathanielreed5265 Před 3 lety +9

      The cat lady probably hurts her cats with stuffing 50 cats in each corner of the house.

    • @sevencakes7125
      @sevencakes7125 Před 3 lety

      @@nathanielreed5265 Then let's hope her house has 50 corners

    • @Mooneymanjason
      @Mooneymanjason Před 3 lety +1

      @@sevencakes7125 thats still 50 cats in each corner though, you've only made the problem bigger

    • @user-xr8ju9mq1p
      @user-xr8ju9mq1p Před 3 lety

      @@Mooneymanjason hopefully she has 100 rooms with 4 corners in each of those rooms

    • @Mooneymanjason
      @Mooneymanjason Před 3 lety

      ​@@user-xr8ju9mq1p there are now 20,000 cats, lets hope she hired a big team of feeders

  • @Thep184
    @Thep184 Před 2 lety +6545

    For all the „animal lovers“
    Cats actually are not native to Australia, and people letting their cats stray around and kill the local wildlife is a huge problem. There are many birds not specialized to counter cats. They dint know what to do. They nest low, which is like ideal for cats. So best thing you can do is actually catch them and get them somewhere where they dint interfere with wildlife. Yes cats are cute and all, but they are a pest in Australia, and actually a big problem

    • @durchauskritisch7443
      @durchauskritisch7443 Před 2 lety +376

      Imigrate some Chinese people to counter that

    • @speechideas7846
      @speechideas7846 Před 2 lety +45

      @@durchauskritisch7443 lmfao

    • @yannis6353
      @yannis6353 Před 2 lety +21

      @@durchauskritisch7443 😂😂😂

    • @Variety_Pack
      @Variety_Pack Před 2 lety +90

      Actually, like actual like actually, actually.

    • @spookaj6261
      @spookaj6261 Před 2 lety +249

      Same as in New Zealand, where the animals are even more defenceless than those in Australia.

  • @IdiotGoggles
    @IdiotGoggles Před 9 měsíci +1

    i love how he's a crazy aussie and still good with little kids

  • @fishdude666ify
    @fishdude666ify Před rokem

    I hope Catnip: Egress to Oblivion was part of your research; one of my favorite old school CZcams vids.

  • @SirCatsal0t
    @SirCatsal0t Před 3 lety +419

    "6 foot fence"
    I did a thing is 10 foot tall apparently

    • @timidb
      @timidb Před 3 lety +6

      He is

    • @jonathanclark7444
      @jonathanclark7444 Před 3 lety +2

      I was thinking the exact same thing

    • @EveryDayStuff
      @EveryDayStuff Před 3 lety +7

      Looks like the fence is taller from the neighbors garden , maybe his garden is a little higher than his neighbors

    • @supportsyndrom2244
      @supportsyndrom2244 Před 3 lety +4

      he is referring to magpie foots

    • @Ididathing
      @Ididathing  Před 3 lety +100

      i may have slightly exaggerated

  • @lettuce6590
    @lettuce6590 Před 3 lety +935

    Left Brain: well we could just stop putting food
    Right brain: *n a h, D r u g s*

    • @lordshrimpramen5589
      @lordshrimpramen5589 Před 3 lety +9

      Bruh that’s wrong, Right Brain would say that we should give them drugs

    • @TheEldestSoulDrinker
      @TheEldestSoulDrinker Před 3 lety

      The right brain controls the left side of the body and the left brain controls the right side of the body

    • @lettuce6590
      @lettuce6590 Před 3 lety

      @@TheEldestSoulDrinker I forgot which was which so I guessed

    • @szayella
      @szayella Před 3 lety +2

      Marijuana isn’t a drug

    • @axelaguirre5014
      @axelaguirre5014 Před 3 lety +1

      @@szayella Dude even cofee is a drug

  • @youraveragebinchicken6807

    "This is just a receipt. with an ant on it" might be one of the funniest things I've heard in my life.

  • @yumpone
    @yumpone Před rokem +22

    The cucumber thing only works if you actually scare them.
    It's like with mannequins. They don't necessarily scary you but if they suddenly pop up behind you they may do. xD
    Btw. Until I saw the tube you build I was like:"didn't I see that already?"
    Yeah, I did on release actually but today it popped up on my frontpage as "unseen"...
    Why CZcams, why?

  • @hunterhawks777
    @hunterhawks777 Před 3 lety +685

    I loved the "Requiem for a Dream" drug-dealing montage, you even kept the exact same sound effects. Beautiful work as always.

    • @Ididathing
      @Ididathing  Před 3 lety +95

      thanks mate. was very fun to make

    • @iZetto1
      @iZetto1 Před 3 lety +1

      Kore ga Requiem da

    • @ArashiKageTaro
      @ArashiKageTaro Před rokem +3

      I feel sorry for anyone who has NOT seen that masterpiece of filmmaking!!!

  • @tastyscavenger
    @tastyscavenger Před 3 lety +1855

    1. Order cat meat from overseas
    2. train the cats to crave flesh of their own kind
    3. Release the wendigo cats amongst the populace

    • @Crygear
      @Crygear Před 3 lety +31

      NO THE ABUSE OF CATS IN 2020 IS TOO MUCH

    • @finnduggan4422
      @finnduggan4422 Před 3 lety +189

      @@Crygear Shut the abuse of our wildlife is too much

    • @tastyscavenger
      @tastyscavenger Před 3 lety +150

      @@Crygear Ok how about he declares his yard a dingo reserve? It isn't abuse if the cats are wandering around in the wild and just happen to get eaten by 30 or so debarked dingos. The cat owners get to be sub-humans that let their pets roam wild while destroying the natural ecosystem, while our loveable content creator gets all the Australian wildlife he can handle!

    • @UnintendedSheep
      @UnintendedSheep Před 3 lety +8

      @@tastyscavenger damn chill, let him have his opinion..

    • @jamest6097
      @jamest6097 Před 3 lety +2

      GEEZ MAN XD

  • @Underestimated37
    @Underestimated37 Před 8 měsíci +2

    The sad thing was I was kinda expecting to see a child in the trap, but child in cage is probably not a good look for CZcams

  • @mickey9442
    @mickey9442 Před rokem +1

    “Now let’s move on to the next product and it looks like a landmine but unfortunately is not”

  • @megandeters7880
    @megandeters7880 Před 3 lety +789

    Honestly the best luck my family had was planting some lavender near the entrances to our yard. Cats don’t like the smell. I think things like rue, pennyroyal and lemon thyme work as well.

    • @peterzingler6221
      @peterzingler6221 Před 3 lety +64

      We placed an electric grid on the place they snuck through. Problem solved

    • @canofbacon3078
      @canofbacon3078 Před 3 lety +14

      @@peterzingler6221 damnnn 😅

    • @ah.neat.408
      @ah.neat.408 Před 3 lety +57

      @Rory Tyler It is somewhat toxic, but I think the cats are smart enough to not eat something they hate the smell of.

    • @dogegamer6681
      @dogegamer6681 Před 3 lety +22

      Best thing to do is making land mines. Cats have never been back since.

    • @maxim6088
      @maxim6088 Před 3 lety +4

      my cat sleeps outside next to a lavender bush... also my oldest cat is the reason for why I have no more invasive cats, as he is a little warrior, and chases away every other cat (but sometimes he is not there, and personally I don't care about different cats in my yard, as I have no wildlife there, and the only desirable living thing in my yard are the bees, which the cats don't attack anyway)

  • @charlesgoehring6615
    @charlesgoehring6615 Před 3 lety +383

    The only thing we learned from this video, is that I did a thing has a shitty game cam.

    • @warumdaaarum
      @warumdaaarum Před 3 lety +2

      Charles Goehring and that cats are sexy

  • @andileonard9874
    @andileonard9874 Před 12 dny

    That study that was referenced about wether cats like their humans or not actually showed the opposite. It showed that cats know their names, prefer their people over toys, and like their people in general

  • @germanwarrabbit
    @germanwarrabbit Před 10 měsíci

    I like how the tunnel with the catnip worked best and he scrapped it

  • @jacobrodriguez4669
    @jacobrodriguez4669 Před 3 lety +355

    Build a catapult with bait and launch the cats out of your yard
    They land on their feet so they will be fine

    • @Ididathing
      @Ididathing  Před 3 lety +138

      I like that

    • @jacobrodriguez4669
      @jacobrodriguez4669 Před 3 lety +11

      I did a thing I expect a part two with a catapult

    • @LordMurv
      @LordMurv Před 3 lety +6

      @@jacobrodriguez4669 pretty sure that would be part 4 at this point

    • @Pyrox645
      @Pyrox645 Před 3 lety +10

      A trebuchet would be more effective

    • @randomslayer9018
      @randomslayer9018 Před 3 lety +3

      Dont you mean a CATapult hahaha....ill see myself out

  • @kevin41714
    @kevin41714 Před 3 lety +546

    *gives them food to get rid of them*
    “Okay maybe this was a bad idea”
    *gives them drugs instead*

    • @MrRudeboey
      @MrRudeboey Před 3 lety +2

      so imagine beign a cat and some one offers u free drugs hell yeah

    • @K_c_B
      @K_c_B Před 3 lety +1

      Yea he seems to really like having the cats around because he spends alot of time "trying to get rid of them" I think they actually just give him something to do and that's Y he feeds them almost every time

    • @vittocrazi
      @vittocrazi Před 3 lety +1

      next he will be offering massages

  • @margodphd
    @margodphd Před 8 měsíci +1

    I think You just need to connect all the stuff - noise, water, dog/coyote piss, higher fences topped with 45 degree angle nets, leaving only small holes for reptiles. The traps need to be covered and as it seems you have the tech for it to come with the alarm so You can secure them right after they are sprung. Secure Your trash and feed birds on inacessible platforms.

  • @KaltrinaDemiri
    @KaltrinaDemiri Před 8 měsíci

    So glad I found this channel lol 😆

  • @star7925
    @star7925 Před 3 lety +711

    "And even little monkeys"
    **Proceeds to show toddler**

    • @Ididathing
      @Ididathing  Před 3 lety +189

      A monkey

    • @star7925
      @star7925 Před 3 lety +11

      @I did a thing well toddlers are basically monkeys, so I'll give credit to you for that one 🤣

    • @rgboverhaul7040
      @rgboverhaul7040 Před 3 lety +4

      no thats a monkey

    • @star7925
      @star7925 Před 3 lety +2

      I did see the ape, though.

    • @axelaguirre5014
      @axelaguirre5014 Před 3 lety +2

      @@star7925 exactly jajaja, we are apes not monkeys

  • @ChaseR09
    @ChaseR09 Před rokem +4448

    That call back to the ant in the pocket actually made me bust out laughing

  • @Jiggerjaw
    @Jiggerjaw Před 7 měsíci

    The how you going bit was so freaking funny.

  • @skullz6689
    @skullz6689 Před 2 lety +4611

    The attention of detail, he put a ant in his pocket and when he gave his neighbor the receipt, the ant was on it.

    • @oleksandrbespalov9713
      @oleksandrbespalov9713 Před 2 lety +35

      But it was another pocket!

    • @twizz420
      @twizz420 Před 2 lety +200

      @@oleksandrbespalov9713 How do you know his pockets aren't connected? Maybe it's one pocket with two openings?

    • @oleksandrbespalov9713
      @oleksandrbespalov9713 Před 2 lety +26

      @@twizz420 sure I was thinking about it! And also an arm with two elbows to reach the other side of a pocket. You never know!

    • @twizz420
      @twizz420 Před 2 lety +13

      @@oleksandrbespalov9713 Anything is possible!

    • @the_worthy1376
      @the_worthy1376 Před 2 lety +31

      @@oleksandrbespalov9713 backup ant

  • @shaggyrumplenutz1610
    @shaggyrumplenutz1610 Před 3 lety +420

    I will tell you two stories. Take from them what you will. A professor that my wife knows. Bought some seeds and planted several hanging pots full of catnip for his cats. He hung these on his carport to keep the neighboring cats out of it. He heard something one night and went to investigate. He discovered that he had multiple cats climbing the side of his house trying to get to the catnip.
    The second story doesn't involve cats, but neighbors that are not responsible with their animals. A friend had a neighbor that had a great dane that he would let out in the morning to poo. Each morning this horse-sized beast would takeba gigantic dump on my buddie's lawn. He was vert polite and asked the neighbor to keep his dog from doing so and the neighbor just laugjed it off. He had enough and hatched a plan. He bought several cans of sausage gravy and waited till it was dark. He then crept outside and ladeled a scoop of the gravy on each pile. There were at least a half dozen. The next morning he went out and every poo pile was gone. The dog had eaten them. He looked over and the great dane had his front paws on his master's shoulders and was excitedly licking him in the face.

  • @bart_fox_hero2863
    @bart_fox_hero2863 Před 5 měsíci

    Lmao the requiem music was perfect

  • @OnewingedAngel69
    @OnewingedAngel69 Před měsícem

    The Requiem For A Dream reference had me dying XDDDDD

  • @AlittleLazy
    @AlittleLazy Před 3 lety +507

    Next episode: "building a claymore roomba that smells like tuna"

    • @cocainecowboy_
      @cocainecowboy_ Před 3 lety +16

      tuna boomba

    • @MrStone125
      @MrStone125 Před 3 lety +4

      Honestly I'd be cool with that, wild cats are a plague

    • @jarvalicious4908
      @jarvalicious4908 Před 3 lety +2

      Kerchew TUNA BOOMA!

    • @dogesanic819
      @dogesanic819 Před 3 lety +2

      nono, building a taser claymore roomba that screams autistically when it sees cats (ft. michael reeves)

    • @pietromeroni2023
      @pietromeroni2023 Před 3 lety +1

      Or just replace the sensor with the water spray with a shotgun triggered with the sensor :)

  • @rhinodude1353
    @rhinodude1353 Před 3 lety +494

    Did anybody else notice that really clever two part ant joke. I swear, this mans sense of humor is brilliant. 😂

    • @lelepao
      @lelepao Před 3 lety +8

      I love this dude

    • @Ididathing
      @Ididathing  Před 3 lety +193

      im glad you noticed that. Keeping the ant in my pocket for 15 minutes was pretty uncomfortable

    • @engineergaming9188
      @engineergaming9188 Před 3 lety +11

      @@Ididathing ay you didn't ask the ant how it was doin

    • @CaseyFrazAnimations
      @CaseyFrazAnimations Před 3 lety +2

      @@Ididathing love the continuity man

    • @cinnamongum466
      @cinnamongum466 Před 3 lety +1

      we're not retarded lmao

  • @schoolkristoff2141
    @schoolkristoff2141 Před 11 měsíci +2

    don't you have a ping pong ball canon

  • @0ff1c3r
    @0ff1c3r Před 7 měsíci +1

    this format is crying for a part three with coop of @MarkRober 😅

  • @imakemynamelongsoicantsayi4141

    heres a small list of ideas to get the cats out of your garden
    - improve on the tunnel idea by making it do a full 180 turn leaving the cats confused and out of the garden
    - small rakes the cats can step on like sideshow bob
    - introduce cacti to the garden
    - have a sensor that alerts you of movement, and when it gets triggered yell at the cats via tin can and string

  • @MrSifaka
    @MrSifaka Před 3 lety +411

    This makes me believe my cat is walking to Australia just to get some catnip, cause mine is pure black, pretty chubby, and has a nub tail

    • @chlorine--17
      @chlorine--17 Před 3 lety +5

      why would your cat be walking to Australia? Did it get out of the house

    • @laidlawlevi
      @laidlawlevi Před 3 lety +5

      Is the nub tail genetic or something? I thought it was a war wound...

    • @lordpumpkin1374
      @lordpumpkin1374 Před 3 lety +1

      @@laidlawlevi there are species of cats with small tail like this, manx cat i believe? google it

    • @breademon3892
      @breademon3892 Před 3 lety +1

      @@lordpumpkin1374 yes, there are about two cat breeds that have a nub tail genetically, the Manx and Japanese Bobtail.

    • @nyancat7423
      @nyancat7423 Před 3 lety

      @@chlorine--17 *woooosh*

  • @thesingularityrecords
    @thesingularityrecords Před 5 měsíci

    I've never seen any animal break out of the backside of a havahart trap, let alone a cat. What a unit!

  • @DuncanDimanche-sreview
    @DuncanDimanche-sreview Před rokem +1

    I heard that orange oil or fox's pee will keep cats away...

  • @rudeelk7042
    @rudeelk7042 Před 3 lety +289

    The reason his cage is breaking is obvious.
    Clearly his brother really loves catnip

  • @TheRealGuywithoutaMustache
    @TheRealGuywithoutaMustache Před 3 lety +770

    They lost the Emu war and it looks like they're going to lase the battle against cats too

    • @AF-oh2ql
      @AF-oh2ql Před 3 lety +16

      You live on yt recommendation videos, don't cha?

    • @mastapogi
      @mastapogi Před 3 lety +1

      Your here again

    • @Spark-fz1xs
      @Spark-fz1xs Před 3 lety +1

      Hey it you again

    • @RicoSoup223
      @RicoSoup223 Před 3 lety +2

      I’ve seen your comments on so many different videos and so many different genres. You are everywhere

    • @funnyguy_689
      @funnyguy_689 Před 3 lety

      I SWEAR TO GOD I SEE YOU IN EVERY VIDEO I WATCH

  • @oakyno426
    @oakyno426 Před 28 dny

    the intro of all the cats made me miss my cat so much i had to go grab her and cuddle

  • @leannezezeski-sass2773
    @leannezezeski-sass2773 Před 8 měsíci

    Wow the chubby cat that went through the tunnel is basically the cat version of me

  • @carnosinehobs7759
    @carnosinehobs7759 Před 3 lety +515

    Alternative title: Aussie has extremely disturbing cat fetish