I made an illegal home security sytem

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  • čas přidán 14. 02. 2023
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  • @Ididathing
    @Ididathing  Před rokem +4210

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  • @iconofthicc6086
    @iconofthicc6086 Před rokem +6984

    Imagine being a police officer in Australia and being told to search a house for a tampon gun

    • @testales
      @testales Před rokem +1

      Imagine the owner of this house is absent and so you get shot right in your in face by a paintball gun turret made by the same guy. ;-)

    • @ipsojure2137
      @ipsojure2137 Před rokem +760

      They just couldn't ignore it any longer. tampon related deaths are at an all time high

    • @conorstewart2214
      @conorstewart2214 Před rokem +29

      Almost as if it is very probably fake.

    • @ExtremeSquared
      @ExtremeSquared Před rokem +427

      Just being an Australian cop was probably already peak level of embarrassment.

    • @awemowe2830
      @awemowe2830 Před rokem +173

      @@conorstewart2214 honestly doubt it.

  • @powermutt4209
    @powermutt4209 Před rokem +13507

    The fact the gun wasn't shooting to kill but went to cripple for more torment makes it so much better

    • @suraivase7285
      @suraivase7285 Před rokem +674

      The robot uprising has begun, and they're sadistic as hell.

    • @Dysdopia
      @Dysdopia Před rokem +553

      Hook chatGPT up to it and itll be able to ridicule its crippled prey

    • @streamobject0014
      @streamobject0014 Před rokem

      booby traps meant to maim are extremely illegal and this moron is setting himself up for charges by posting such a video that could be used against him as evidence in the future.

    • @reetwheat8361
      @reetwheat8361 Před rokem +96

      @@Dysdopia naaah thats foul

    • @minhducnguyen9276
      @minhducnguyen9276 Před rokem +269

      ​@@Dysdopia "Even if the court let you walk away with it, you won't be walking away from anything because I've just kneecapped you" The AI probably.

  • @teodorcotescu
    @teodorcotescu Před rokem +1226

    the way the ai got angry when jordan said he doesn't feel safe gets me every time

    • @GrimReaping
      @GrimReaping Před 9 měsíci +101

      "You are being protected, do not resist."

    • @RAMOBUS
      @RAMOBUS Před 6 měsíci +6

      he got hit with the BO 2 mission 2 scientist treatment

  • @879PC
    @879PC Před 11 měsíci +581

    I love the fact that this man makes jokes about meth and shoving pressure washers up his ass and still gets sponsored but there are some youtubers who censor the word "crap" who don't.

    • @planescaped
      @planescaped Před 6 měsíci +18

      All about 'dem view counts.

    • @dommyboysmith
      @dommyboysmith Před 5 měsíci +25

      5 million subscribers with twice that per views per video.
      Companies and sponsors only judge people that don't make them money 😄

    • @roidroid
      @roidroid Před 4 měsíci +3

      Maybe all sponsorships are crap sponsorships.
      If you're gonna censor "crap", there's no sponsors left.

  • @cathat9622
    @cathat9622 Před rokem +5953

    At this point he must have the most impressive resume to apply for a position in the cartel

    • @jbitt1617
      @jbitt1617 Před rokem +184

      At this rate he might need to so his house doesnt get firehombed. He and his friends are getting to some powerful people

    • @keyman245
      @keyman245 Před rokem +63

      You hitted the bot jackpot

    • @archergal
      @archergal Před rokem +53

      RIP so many bots in one comment

    • @theblorg2637
      @theblorg2637 Před rokem +32

      you say that as if he wasent already in the cartel

    • @usern4metak3ns
      @usern4metak3ns Před rokem

      Nah cartel does old fashioned stuff. Like limb removal and whatnot. This is more modern solutions to sabotage and espionage. Cartel would simply scramble frequencies, shield from turrets, cut power to local grid, breach door and bingo bango.
      This world is not as safe as some would think

  • @friendlyjordies
    @friendlyjordies Před rokem +40611

    Thanks Alex, with this new security system I feel comfortable enough to release my next video: “I am invincible, better luck next time losers!”... My neck is still sore though.

    • @Fiden6666
      @Fiden6666 Před rokem +1643

      Never give up, never back down and always expose the corrupt scum for what they are! Maybe the sheep will realize what they have done, doubt it, but it's still worth the try.

    • @felixclifton
      @felixclifton Před rokem +106

      Its the guy!

    • @Elvishswimmer
      @Elvishswimmer Před rokem +109

      It seems effective at keeping the mailman away too haga

    • @shen-sensei
      @shen-sensei Před rokem

      ngl, that was a clean shot to your neck. hahhaa

    • @technne-gu1yu
      @technne-gu1yu Před rokem +212

      need more people like you that are going against corrupt governments if you want a real body guard fly me out there $600 a month ill also be your landscaper ect no extra charge

  • @okarthegreat
    @okarthegreat Před 3 měsíci +54

    They looked so much like cartoon criminals trying to burn Jordan. The way they run behind each other at 12:20 makes me laugh every time.

  • @Countdownsmiles
    @Countdownsmiles Před 4 měsíci +17

    *I did a thing makes a gun that shoots tampons, Australian government: "not on my watch"
    *money laundering at casinos, Australian government: "i see no problem with this"

  • @purplehaze2358
    @purplehaze2358 Před rokem +3542

    To be fair, if a security system not only shot at your face, but also shot at your knees (preventing you from escaping) and your genitals (just generally inflicting maximum suffering), I'd absolutely be too terrified to even approach a house with it installed, let alone burn it to the ground.

    • @pastellz
      @pastellz Před rokem +230

      even if it didn’t shoot anything, seeing a gun automatically aiming at you is terrifying enough to ward off any potential arsonists

    • @ohnonotagain8935
      @ohnonotagain8935 Před rokem +62

      The security system is indeed worthwhile especially with the ptsd and terror it installs as a bonus

    • @WhuDhat
      @WhuDhat Před rokem +36

      @pastellz exactly, not going there again lol. imagine trying to sneak up at night, the motion light kicks on, then that thing comes to life

    • @RuralTowner
      @RuralTowner Před rokem +26

      @ the genitals to prevent procreation if you survive & escape?

    • @thelastcube.
      @thelastcube. Před rokem +4

      it should be shooting 247 ngl

  • @dylancampbell2095
    @dylancampbell2095 Před rokem +6264

    I’m really impressed that a child was able to program a robot to shoot faces and also have comedic timing

    • @elliotzhang2358
      @elliotzhang2358 Před rokem +480

      Interesting to see the evolution of spam bots

    • @Bluuuuuuuuuuuu
      @Bluuuuuuuuuuuu Před rokem +1

      @@elliotzhang2358 Notice how they are all edited

    • @userPrehistoricman
      @userPrehistoricman Před rokem +7

      @@Bluuuuuuuuuuuu what does it mean

    • @j3tts0n65
      @j3tts0n65 Před rokem +195

      Spam bots be like this video right here is the best video I ever seen and it’s just like a Muslim guy praying loudly into the mic
      Edit: I just clicked on one of the links and is a video on how to make a shitty looking pizza
      Edit 2: I just went down the rabbit hole and these pizza cooking videos are a method for some Indian guy to grow subscribers on his channels it’s all botted and he has bots linking to more cooking videos it’s a money generator it’s amazing.

    • @DDracee
      @DDracee Před rokem +97

      not to discredit the achievement, but these days that's not really abnormal, we had a robotics club in elementary school where we designed and programmed robots to complete defined challenges using mindstorm back in the late 90s, an era where most people didn't have any computers whatsoever
      this isn't too different and the facial recognition wasn't programmed by the kid, so all he coded like is "move this motor if this, move that motor if that"
      the stuff some kids do in scratch is much more complicated, if you don't know what scratch is, it's a programming language for kids that's been introduced in some elementary schools, we have kids coding fully functioning games at like the age of 8
      tl;dr it's just a new generation, coding will be as basic as multiplication table in the future

  • @user-dm1sd7fz2b
    @user-dm1sd7fz2b Před 11 měsíci +182

    Wow, that child who invented this system is a genius

  • @keefsmiff
    @keefsmiff Před 5 měsíci +26

    The fact it went rogue and started kneecapping people had me crying with laughter ..top video mate

  • @DoomPhD
    @DoomPhD Před rokem +15307

    I think it's pretty neat that the police can investigate your mom's house 5 yrs late. Maybe in 8 yrs they'll figure out what happened to jordy's house.

    • @rollerskdude
      @rollerskdude Před rokem +1408

      Clearly they do not give a fuck about solving actual crimes. Just protecting the people who pay them. Not the taxpayer.

    • @nikkoa.3639
      @nikkoa.3639 Před rokem +475

      @@rollerskdude it's why jordy's producer got arrested

    • @Stormsolid
      @Stormsolid Před rokem +334

      that means if you want to harm the australien public, you can plan everything out and as long as you do it in a span of 5 yrs the police won’t be able to react ;)

    • @jesseroberts1041
      @jesseroberts1041 Před rokem +161

      @@Stormsolid This is also with many views too though, if a crime isn’t recorded, man…it must be like an extra two years for every year it took them to get around to that one. So like, 15 years if you’re a normal person. Man, that’s just sad

    • @jamindavey
      @jamindavey Před rokem +200

      @@rollerskdude okay... but the real question is this: Who is paying them to investigate tampon guns?
      My money is on the Australian Christian Lobby.

  • @gagepetersen4533
    @gagepetersen4533 Před rokem +6039

    The fact that the code had the strange tendency to go for the knees is just too funny

    • @Xboxzilla
      @Xboxzilla Před rokem +426

      It's aiming to dissuade intruders, not kill or maim them. This allows you to inflict horrid amounts of pain upon intruders without the moral debacle of permanently maiming them.

    • @nunyabisnass1141
      @nunyabisnass1141 Před rokem +98

      ...its learning.

    • @WaterZer0
      @WaterZer0 Před rokem

      @@Xboxzilla I don't have a moral debacle if they're trying to enter or destroy my house. Fuck em.

    • @LARDYCHRIST
      @LARDYCHRIST Před rokem +81

      It's like it knows that pain is more fun than death ☠️😂

    • @justafreind2610
      @justafreind2610 Před rokem +7

      @Reece Carroll russian badger W

  • @samson5erb312
    @samson5erb312 Před 10 měsíci +282

    Something like this in an actual paintball arena would be kind of fun

    • @kaanthereaper256
      @kaanthereaper256 Před 9 měsíci +27

      Everyday we are closer to TF2 IRL

    • @kingofhearts3185
      @kingofhearts3185 Před 9 měsíci +23

      Set up multiple and have it roatate which ones are on and off in different areas. Now that's an environmental hazard.

    • @pyrarius1598
      @pyrarius1598 Před 4 měsíci

      ​@@kaanthereaper256SENTRY AHEA- *Dead*

    • @purplesmileguy6998
      @purplesmileguy6998 Před 2 měsíci +1

      @@kaanthereaper256 you mean tf2 or tf2?

    • @user-ym4sn2oz8r
      @user-ym4sn2oz8r Před měsícem +2

      Team fortress 2 not titanfall 2 but both are great

  • @user-bj6ry3kl9e
    @user-bj6ry3kl9e Před 5 měsíci +30

    "Why rely on police when you have me" that should be your motto

  • @Vitamin_E
    @Vitamin_E Před rokem +9922

    After all these months he finally did a thing

  • @GottaDieFast
    @GottaDieFast Před rokem +2648

    the fact the police raided your mum's house and you continued on testing is a true scientist move

    • @PreciousOpal
      @PreciousOpal Před 10 měsíci +42

      The guy is in the forefront of future achivements and succsess

    • @dmk_games
      @dmk_games Před 10 měsíci +97

      5 years after the tampon gun was made he needed to be investigated! Unrelated to the pokies video just before FJs house got burned.
      There is just a big backlog for the tampon gun unit to investigate.

    • @THEVLOGCENTRAL104
      @THEVLOGCENTRAL104 Před 10 měsíci +7

      The police raided his moms house?

    • @charlesm.2604
      @charlesm.2604 Před 10 měsíci +109

      ​@@THEVLOGCENTRAL104 13:04 Raided for a 5 years old video right after they exposed corruption. At this point they are making it obvious on purpose.

    • @elektroman3187
      @elektroman3187 Před 7 měsíci +21

      One time my friend got raided because his room mate turned out to be a crackhead meth dealer. My friend and I were there just jamming playing guitar when guys with shotguns and bushmasters slammed through the inside garage door. They held us in handcuffs for two hours but the whole time it felt like me and my friend were getting along with the cops, turns out the whole crew was in a band! In the end when they took his room mate and let us be, we went inside and keep in mind we were under 21 at the time. We found our six pack of beer and weed hidden in my friend's laundry basket..... To this day I can't believe it, what a bunch of awesome guys. Totally out of subject but still every time I hear the word "raid" I think of these cool cops.

  • @guaage
    @guaage Před 9 měsíci +9

    ok but why is alex absolutely fucking BUILT like bro is sculpted by the gods, like hermes came down and blessed him with just a rocking set of abs

  • @Soygalactus
    @Soygalactus Před 8 měsíci +30

    Dude built a robot and gave it some random code from the internet and a gun, what a legend.

  • @Gampos23
    @Gampos23 Před rokem +2430

    Imagine the looks on the cops face when they said “we are looking for a tampon gun” 😂

    • @stevep7346
      @stevep7346 Před rokem +42

      "Yes, you look like the type"

    • @Gampos23
      @Gampos23 Před rokem +1

      @Catguy's tech advice yep

    • @tmplott5644
      @tmplott5644 Před rokem +14

      Imagine their faces when they see this video xD

    • @usern4metak3ns
      @usern4metak3ns Před rokem +29

      Anyone know why a tampon gun would be cop worthy?

    • @mcbamm5683
      @mcbamm5683 Před rokem +128

      @@usern4metak3ns I believe Australia has some of the tightest gun laws in the world. Airsoft guns are banned, and anything that can fire a projectile at a certain speed (think faster than a nerf gun but considerably slower than a bullet) needs to be registered and used at an appropriate facility.
      My guess off of this information is that NSW police were looking for an excuse to lift him because of his money laundering video. They saw the tampon gun, and tried to get him for creating an unregistered “firearm” that he used in his own home.

  • @Generalkenobi501
    @Generalkenobi501 Před rokem +5242

    I love how his videos went from: „I made a spoon using only a spoon“ to „Yeah so anyway I made a face tracking gun for home defense“.
    This man just makes youtube a better place.

  • @LegitimPlayer
    @LegitimPlayer Před měsícem +4

    “Hey look buddy, im an engineer, that means i solve problems.”

  • @SynnekoNya
    @SynnekoNya Před 2 měsíci +12

    If you're making a homemade sentry turret, you might as well just go all the way and buy the materials to make it near instant tracking and firing. Might I suggest coding a thermal signature detection as well... pricy but will add a HUGE advantage towards tracking potential threats.

  • @vvbr2372
    @vvbr2372 Před rokem +2255

    "Do you feel safe?" The look of terror as Jordan said no and gets shot in the neck made me lose it.

    • @ashurean
      @ashurean Před rokem

      fuck they installed the cop software

    • @iMuffunz
      @iMuffunz Před rokem +6

      *lose

    • @vvbr2372
      @vvbr2372 Před rokem +2

      @@iMuffunz cheers!

    • @Ididathing
      @Ididathing  Před rokem +142

      Ahahaha Such great timing

    • @kizmetmars
      @kizmetmars Před rokem +16

      "The Robot will not stop shooting until you feel safe."

  • @Electric_Bagpipes
    @Electric_Bagpipes Před 8 měsíci +19

    To be fair, it’s definitely smart to be afraid of the naked toe man with an obsession with pissing off OSHA.

  • @GabelhelmSogarbraten
    @GabelhelmSogarbraten Před 8 měsíci +42

    I love how similar australian law is to germanys it works like: "yeah we completely ignore criminal elements and corruption but we will bring the hammer of law down full force on anyone who tries to protect themselves from said criminal elements and corruption"

    • @Luigimaestro
      @Luigimaestro Před 24 dny +1

      We will not tolerate tampon guns. Actual ones are fine tho

  • @IronGearProductions
    @IronGearProductions Před rokem +3629

    Cameraman: "Do you feel safe?"
    Jordan: "No?!! Not at all!"
    The Turret: "And I took that personally"

    • @papipaper911
      @papipaper911 Před rokem +52

      Hahahah fr turret was listening 💀

    • @nullp0inter
      @nullp0inter Před rokem +48

      everyone fears chatgpt but the real dangerous ai is the kids code gone wrong 🙂

    • @kennethjones8683
      @kennethjones8683 Před rokem +19

      Exactly why it aimed for a nut shot when a face shot wasn't effective. They WILL take over! LOL

    • @alex1carm
      @alex1carm Před rokem

      damn it I just commented this exact thing almost identically and then scrolled down to see you beat me to it

    • @user-fs4vl1go8u
      @user-fs4vl1go8u Před rokem

      Finally it's here the clip you all wanted. czcams.com/video/vIGLTv2Y4-U/video.html..

  • @Kosmo_Z
    @Kosmo_Z Před rokem +26963

    You could've just named the video "I made a home security system!" and we all would've known that it would be illegal
    Edit: The title of the video used to be "I made a terrifying home security system!", and the comment used to say Terrifying instead of Illegal.

  • @jameswest7528
    @jameswest7528 Před 7 měsíci +1

    The way he shirks and flees like a lil gremlin when he drops the paintball in the gun has me in tears. 😂

  • @niklas3035
    @niklas3035 Před 4 měsíci +1

    big props, one of the best I´ve seen for a long time

  • @jackmadiaga8907
    @jackmadiaga8907 Před rokem +1045

    - Do you feel safe with this gun protecting you?
    Jordan: No, absolutely not.
    Gun turret: And I took that personally

  • @Xorthis
    @Xorthis Před rokem +4569

    "I want to make a video about an automated paintball turret, but I need a reason to do it"
    I think I solved who burnt down Jordy's house...

  • @rylandgilpin
    @rylandgilpin Před 9 měsíci +1

    “Hey hey I’m in my stupid apron” 😭 perfect greeting

  • @DonCarlione973
    @DonCarlione973 Před 5 měsíci

    This is a great channel. I love coming here I'm always learning something new! 👍🏻👍🏻

  • @your_uncle_barry_6700
    @your_uncle_barry_6700 Před rokem +5080

    On a serious note what Jordan is going through is utterly terrifying and the fact he's not running away shows he has guts

    • @k98killer
      @k98killer Před rokem

      Fortunately, the Australia parliament is finally getting its shit together and debating a bill to address the corruption issues: czcams.com/video/dQw4w9WgXcQ/video.html

    • @thisolddog2259
      @thisolddog2259 Před rokem +1

      The school shooting thing was a horrible thing to say asshole!

    • @BVonBuescher
      @BVonBuescher Před rokem

      Agreed. Aussies need to wake up, joking aside, they are living under a tyrannical neo-liberal government.
      Never ever ever give up your g*ns

    • @matthewblunderbuss4545
      @matthewblunderbuss4545 Před rokem

      Plus he can't buy guns to properly defend himself. Kinda terrifying since the corrupt government officials won't have any issue getting or hiring one.

    • @joshuarupert4579
      @joshuarupert4579 Před rokem +17

      More like he's just too damn ignorant 😂 Jordy for the win

  • @zyourzgrandzmaz
    @zyourzgrandzmaz Před rokem +2734

    Seeing his involuntary fear while also being really tall and ripped is hilarious

    • @victorvdm1
      @victorvdm1 Před rokem +35

      So you are saying that fear is related to height? That's weird...
      Actually in my experience, the most fearless people i know, are very short people lol

    • @zyourzgrandzmaz
      @zyourzgrandzmaz Před rokem +274

      @@victorvdm1 he's a huge jacked Australian. So yeah seeing him squirming like a little girl afraid of a bug is hilarious 😂😂😂

    • @zyourzgrandzmaz
      @zyourzgrandzmaz Před rokem +18

      @@victorvdm1 also I think we'd genuinely be friends you seem gothic as Fck and have resident evil on your channel

    • @victorvdm1
      @victorvdm1 Před rokem +10

      @@zyourzgrandzmaz hey don't stalk me bro. But thx, i guess?

    • @sashimi5106
      @sashimi5106 Před rokem +52

      ​@Victor Ramos da Silva you're fun at parties.

  • @ae_bae
    @ae_bae Před 22 dny +2

    The address he says at 15:53 is the house of the prime Minister which is alredy funny but on if you go to it on google maps there are reviews talking about how its nice as long as you avoid the robot gun which is just great, I hope people are confused

  • @captainsnugleup
    @captainsnugleup Před 11 měsíci +4

    I love your videos so much, they are just too good, I also like how you tensed up so much it looked like you gained 10 more pounds of muscle lol, you are usually jacked but if I knew all I needed to take a good progress picture was a paintball turret I would've done this forever ago!

  • @michaellim2144
    @michaellim2144 Před rokem +707

    I am convinced the code programmed by the child made his robot sentient

  • @rishithprabhat8157
    @rishithprabhat8157 Před rokem +4649

    Can we take a moment to appreciate how ripped this man is

    • @bobcooke8084
      @bobcooke8084 Před rokem +114

      A moment? Try the whole video

    • @TalasnatheHeartless
      @TalasnatheHeartless Před rokem +178

      I thought that was just John Barilaro's face

    • @sirpeterbaum4695
      @sirpeterbaum4695 Před rokem +141

      Daddy did a thing

    • @Sam-hs7bu
      @Sam-hs7bu Před rokem +38

      Hes fighting in creator clash! Make sure you watch to support him 🙌

    • @2niceunicorns562
      @2niceunicorns562 Před rokem

      I’m convinced he made this video to show off his chiseled pecks

  • @user-hk2ln9gp2o
    @user-hk2ln9gp2o Před 9 měsíci +1

    “And once the pieces were cut out I put them together”😂😂😂

  • @iovi3384
    @iovi3384 Před 9 měsíci +1

    "maybe its the rubber balls" bro that's wild

  • @Karak-_-
    @Karak-_- Před rokem +849

    Cameraman: Does it make you feel safe?
    Jordan: No
    Turret: And I took that personally.

  • @militaryhumveerevisions8183
    @militaryhumveerevisions8183 Před rokem +1503

    7:52 I like how Jordie is standing there with his hands behind his back, inspecting the turret like He's a high ranking military officer testing new weaponry to be approved

    • @mohammadsyazwigeoffrey7325
      @mohammadsyazwigeoffrey7325 Před rokem +20

      That reminds of me that Hitman mission in Miami

    • @EEEEEEEE
      @EEEEEEEE Před rokem +4

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    • @mikeisnotcool8360
      @mikeisnotcool8360 Před rokem +5

      This aged like a fine wine considering Jordie’s latest video

    • @RobotronSage
      @RobotronSage Před rokem +1

      LOL

    • @star_of_light
      @star_of_light Před rokem +3

      @@mohammadsyazwigeoffrey7325 although this one can't recognize specific faces :c

  • @DzastaD
    @DzastaD Před 9 měsíci +1

    I accidentally skipped forward ten seconds and then just heard the word "meth." amazing CZcamsr 10/10

  • @Maakko
    @Maakko Před 11 měsíci

    Best channel ever!! This guy is awesome, great content!!

  • @tinydiccbandito4953
    @tinydiccbandito4953 Před rokem +597

    I love how the gun behaves like it actually has a personality and gets offended or straight up rebels

  • @Pfoxy567
    @Pfoxy567 Před rokem +4182

    The fact he has one friend with a house that hasn’t been burned down yet says a lot about him
    NPCs be like: OMG GUYS THANKS FOR 4K LIKES OMGMGMGM

    • @angry1788
      @angry1788 Před rokem +34

      Australian house prices...

    • @arcturus9026
      @arcturus9026 Před rokem +98

      I'm guessing William Osman's in this list too.

    • @Therisis_GraveReader
      @Therisis_GraveReader Před rokem +9

      Add "only" because reading your comments confuse me

    • @ronnoc9638
      @ronnoc9638 Před rokem +5

      People used to burn witches which we have learnt were just ahead of their time.

    • @ethanheneghan
      @ethanheneghan Před rokem +2

      My favourite time of the month, when I did a thing uploads

  • @StoryAndSong1
    @StoryAndSong1 Před 9 měsíci

    I love how the title screen at 0:32 replicates Jordie’s title screen in font and the fire in “who firebombed friendlyjordies?”

  • @mayhewfisher62
    @mayhewfisher62 Před 9 měsíci

    good for you in finding the silver lining to the situation. Lol. this is hilarious. And the need not to make eye contact with the gun. Works with vicious dogs so should work here. this guy is the best.

  • @carlospassos9693
    @carlospassos9693 Před rokem +3911

    Man NSW police sure is going to be upset when they watch this in 2028. 💀
    Glad to see they’ve got their priorities straight keeping a criminal like you under wraps, instead of solving that open arson case. 👍

    • @Ididathing
      @Ididathing  Před rokem +1059

      Yeah its going to take them a while

    • @lisasteel6817
      @lisasteel6817 Před rokem +331

      I know I sleep safely knowing they’re investigating the very serious issue of tampon guns. As a woman of course.

    • @Kirkaig
      @Kirkaig Před rokem +47

      @RR A.I is getting really good so how are there bots this bad

    • @FasutonemuMyoji
      @FasutonemuMyoji Před rokem +60

      Its so awesome that if you even appear on a video that criticizes literally anyone with the slightest amount of power and too many people see it, the police show up at your house for any "reasons" they can find. I live the new style of world governments, really looking out for the people that matter! Great jeorb!

    • @ThePcHeadedGuy
      @ThePcHeadedGuy Před rokem +9

      @@Kirkaig why ask the bot?
      but yeah, AI is getting really good, and then there are bots evolving backwards.

  • @MagikalKrabical
    @MagikalKrabical Před rokem +1140

    The fact that Jord is fine with messing around with almost being firebombed by being in this video truly shows how much of a champ he is.

  • @austinwagler7888
    @austinwagler7888 Před 11 měsíci

    Watching you hop around was hilarious, I lost it 😂

  • @Lunarcreeper
    @Lunarcreeper Před 9 dny +1

    You're the type of person to make combustible lemons to burn life's house down.

  • @anonymousbread6908
    @anonymousbread6908 Před rokem +1004

    Gotta love the turret straight up EXECUTING Jordan after hearing him say how unsafe it made him feel XD

    • @ithinkmycatsdead
      @ithinkmycatsdead Před 8 měsíci +1

      birthday shots for hayao miyazaki, too.

    • @user-eg8eh1es1f
      @user-eg8eh1es1f Před 5 měsíci +1

      i saw the likes is at 899, so i just have to do it.

  • @werepancake
    @werepancake Před rokem +2984

    You can really tell how much Alex loves Opera GX because he hasn't yet set it as his default browser

    • @fss1704
      @fss1704 Před rokem +113

      there's no way in hell i'm installing this chinese spyware.

    • @lettuce7259
      @lettuce7259 Před rokem +710

      @@fss1704 I have bad news about whatever browser you're using

    • @oggilein1
      @oggilein1 Před rokem

      @lettuce7259 jokes on you he's running GNU Icecat

    • @rideroftheforce5245
      @rideroftheforce5245 Před rokem +60

      @@lettuce7259 TOR

    • @enderofbarts
      @enderofbarts Před rokem +504

      I use carrier pigeons, they're the most secure. Currently watching the video by having OP print it out and send to me via my flock of 60 custom bred pigies.

  • @basmus
    @basmus Před 8 měsíci +1

    I think these turrets could be really cool in a paintball arena if it was programmed to track the paintball guns or the masks

  • @shitking_shitpussy
    @shitking_shitpussy Před rokem +5

    15:47 oh my goodness.... safety squints while welding......

  • @MaitlandJones
    @MaitlandJones Před rokem +978

    The fact that Jordy got shot after complaining about not feeling safe made me laugh. It seems he offended the turret's machine spirit. XD

  • @mikesapanero8572
    @mikesapanero8572 Před rokem +1688

    That hot glue reaction is priceless and just about sums up every hot glue gun injury ever.

  • @thefempleprayer
    @thefempleprayer Před dnem

    “the only mate that hasn’t had his house burned down” yep, checks out

  • @KRAKEN_Magfed
    @KRAKEN_Magfed Před 5 měsíci

    funniest shit i‘ve seen for a long time! 😂 thank you! 👍🏼

  • @ruval1433
    @ruval1433 Před rokem +2242

    A collab between him and backyard scientist would be delicately terrifying

    • @SeventhHelios
      @SeventhHelios Před rokem +92

      Imagine one of his high powered lasers auto-targeting your face like the TF2 sentry gun lol

    • @bhudds6495
      @bhudds6495 Před rokem +80

      They've hung out a few times with William osman, nilered and Allen Pan

    • @chicagotypewriter2094
      @chicagotypewriter2094 Před rokem +12

      And if that don’t work, U S E M O R E G U N

    • @aleks138
      @aleks138 Před rokem +11

      he already hung out with a gun youtuber last year and threw him under the bus. I don't think they'd want him in the states again

    • @Fennerator
      @Fennerator Před rokem +24

      I think they were all on Will Osman's power tool racing video.

  • @OriginalKorean
    @OriginalKorean Před rokem +564

    Now, to combine this with Michael Reeves's robot that shines a laser in people's eyes. The ultimate home-defense: can't see then get pelted.

    • @jimmyschwarz9075
      @jimmyschwarz9075 Před rokem +45

      and the book that throws a knife at you when you open it

    • @richbrooke3008
      @richbrooke3008 Před rokem +21

      @@jimmyschwarz9075 nothing worse than an arsonist who wants to read your books

    • @DaimyoD0
      @DaimyoD0 Před rokem

      Or the one that sprays energy drinks at your face when you inevitably try to close your eyes to keep the laser light out. Spray enough monster energy at someone and they're sure to have a heart attack, right?

    • @bluai
      @bluai Před rokem

      @@richbrooke3008 😂

    • @IronbirdAIT
      @IronbirdAIT Před rokem +2

      Replace the laser with stryopyros laser, don't even need a gun lol

  • @ClonesGone_
    @ClonesGone_ Před 6 měsíci +1

    Thanks for converting torque in my us school shooter neither, I almost didn’t know what you were talking about there!

  • @KolMan2000
    @KolMan2000 Před 2 dny

    Rubber re-balls, as they’re usually called, hurt a LOT more than normal paintballs. Since normal paintballs break, a lot of the force is dispersed, but with the rubber ones they just bounce off and don’t disperse any energy except straight into you

  • @MCisAwesome95
    @MCisAwesome95 Před rokem +458

    The targeting the knees and crotch thing actually seems to be more of a happy accident than anything, those areas are pretty nasty places to get shot lmao

    • @Ididathing
      @Ididathing  Před rokem +106

      Yeah way more terrifying than getting hit in your face

    • @dis_joint_ed5167
      @dis_joint_ed5167 Před rokem +4

      @@Ididathing New on FriendlyJordies - why does Kristo have faces for knees?

    • @void_..
      @void_.. Před rokem +3

      ​@@Ididathing make concentrated salt bullets, then if breaks the skin or someone gets hit in the eye it hurts *even* more!
      "Salt in the wound" if you will.

    • @kbot1060
      @kbot1060 Před rokem

      @@void_.. Essentially APHE but paintball... brilliant!

  • @anonthe-third2367
    @anonthe-third2367 Před rokem +607

    Forget the turret, just stand shirtless in front of Jordie's house, you've got enough guns on your own

    • @ApolloTheDerg
      @ApolloTheDerg Před rokem +24

      He really do tho 👀

    • @GRAITOM
      @GRAITOM Před rokem +1

      @@ApolloTheDerg please stop being gay and sexualizing him.

    • @chiliring7082
      @chiliring7082 Před rokem

      That string bean looking fool aint got shiz m8

    • @anonthe-third2367
      @anonthe-third2367 Před rokem +1

      @Chili Ring We get it, you BIG STRONG MAN, EAT WEGHTS FOR BREAKFAST, SHIT PURE PROTEIN POWDER. But none of us care.

    • @ApolloTheDerg
      @ApolloTheDerg Před rokem

      @@GRAITOM Nah

  • @Boop__Doop
    @Boop__Doop Před 8 měsíci +1

    This robot is just ignoring it's programming and aiming for the knees to prevent an escape

  • @nazcaplain
    @nazcaplain Před 11 měsíci

    Subscribed, dammit. I'm grudgingly now a big fan of your strange Australian anarchy.

  • @awesometomxd
    @awesometomxd Před rokem +515

    You know what they say
    The most important part of home security is psychological warfare
    So i think this works really well

    • @SomeRandomJackAss
      @SomeRandomJackAss Před rokem +9

      That's what I was thinking when he mentioned that they were traumatized by it. It may not kill a man, but it'll keep people away!

    • @janiprice6117
      @janiprice6117 Před rokem +1

      Even without ammo it's terrifying

    • @hockeymaskbob2942
      @hockeymaskbob2942 Před rokem

      Just add a laser pointer and loudspeaker with a countdown

  • @zane1621
    @zane1621 Před rokem +1974

    I think it’s crazy that apparently everyone in Australia has professional machining equipment in their garage.

    • @kyosokutai
      @kyosokutai Před rokem +279

      You never wake up in the middle of the night with the overwhelming urge to Wallace n Gromit together a sentry turret armature?

    • @kaksspl
      @kaksspl Před rokem +93

      ​@@kyosokutai I do. I just can't afford it.

    • @AndiFels
      @AndiFels Před rokem +26

      Wait, you mean it's not standard for everyone to have their own lathe?

    • @niallgoat
      @niallgoat Před rokem +13

      Sample size of one = applies to everybody. Makes sense

    • @blakedannion9232
      @blakedannion9232 Před rokem +24

      Now that Australia is a prison country, it is common for prisons to have an inmate industries section where they get vocational training.

  • @catarinacattasaki6865
    @catarinacattasaki6865 Před 7 měsíci +2

    11:56 "So it seemed to piss-off the turret...So it started aiming Lower..." Lmao! So, you taught it vengeance? Lul!😹💋🤘🤘🤦‍♀🤷‍♀😹

  • @timucinbahsi445
    @timucinbahsi445 Před 5 měsíci +1

    make an illegal home security device that commits tax evasion when it sees a preparator.

  • @fero1600
    @fero1600 Před rokem +1320

    As a wise man once said: "It's always a great day when he does a thing"

  • @ronanthecowtamer
    @ronanthecowtamer Před rokem +1556

    All else aside, what a joke that friendlyjordies keeps on being referred to as 'CZcamsr' or 'CZcams vlogger' when he's clearly a pretty seasoned and thorough independent journalist. He just happens to present his journalism in a humorous way and forgoes the usual bootlicking deference for politicians that most MSM outlets have.
    Good on ya lads for keeping on keeping on, and having his back.

    • @sepg5084
      @sepg5084 Před rokem +13

      Well he is a youtuber, so that term is technically correct.
      "Seasoned" journalist is subjective.

    • @Chronx100
      @Chronx100 Před rokem +1

      @@sepg5084 I feel like getting your house burned down adds a good amount of seasoning don’t ya think?

    • @pikapi985
      @pikapi985 Před rokem +45

      It's just a way to demean and belittle his opinion.
      Politics is a game of words after all.

    • @LordDragox412
      @LordDragox412 Před rokem +8

      @@sepg5084 He uses a mint deodorant, which cannibals find to be an excellent seasoning.

    • @lemonsuckerYT
      @lemonsuckerYT Před rokem +4

      @@pikapi985 And firebombs apparently

  • @pingerboy69
    @pingerboy69 Před rokem

    Lmfao broooooo, 🙏 😂😂 your videos are too funny there brilliant!! Love what you have done here.

  • @FusionKush
    @FusionKush Před 7 měsíci

    Man this video made me laugh so hard! I loved it! 🤣🤣🤣

  • @ultragamer969
    @ultragamer969 Před rokem +4103

    As an American I can confirm that this is in fact a great home security system

    • @frostyvr9805
      @frostyvr9805 Před rokem +89

      What about the guy who had a booby trap shotgun aimed at knee level

    • @thatoneguy86493
      @thatoneguy86493 Před rokem +53

      @@frostyvr9805 less advanced genius

    • @billbillerton6122
      @billbillerton6122 Před rokem +40

      @@thatoneguy86493 But effective.

    • @thatoneguy86493
      @thatoneguy86493 Před rokem +21

      @@billbillerton6122 yes
      maybe less advanced but practical

    • @cyruslastiwka2390
      @cyruslastiwka2390 Před rokem +19

      @@thatoneguy86493 dont even need that, a cut of pipe as a chamber and a mousetrap work just as well as a "shotgun". Save the real one for your own hands.

  • @atlanticsquib7232
    @atlanticsquib7232 Před rokem +896

    At least we know he’s got 5 years to prep his court defence

    • @josephbuma3454
      @josephbuma3454 Před 10 měsíci +24

      Your honor, Mr.Thing was only being a Silly Boy, doing silly boy’s things. I rest my case

    • @kaanthereaper256
      @kaanthereaper256 Před 9 měsíci +4

      I hope he gets Phoenix Wright as lawyer

  • @AxissXs
    @AxissXs Před 7 měsíci

    i have had so many problems with chrome that i was forced to replace it another browser.after looking around i decided to use opera and i'm happy about it. the only feature i and many other people are missing is just a damn extension sync. been waiting for years and they don't seem to be implementing it soon

  • @froggerman2023
    @froggerman2023 Před rokem

    I laughed at the entire video dude! 😂😂😂 Especially that end address! 😂😂

  • @hanbieryu8390
    @hanbieryu8390 Před rokem +340

    Would love to see an obstacle course with:
    1. Michael reeves' head seeking drones
    2. Idat's paintball turret
    3. William osman's taser carpet
    4. Backyard scientist's claymore roomba
    And more

    • @TheSubzeto
      @TheSubzeto Před rokem +30

      the four horsemen

    • @Ididathing
      @Ididathing  Před rokem +105

      This is great

    • @Gudbrand1
      @Gudbrand1 Před rokem +2

      You could add a turret that would pump out lube at an offset distance of the head of the person and it would be even more terrifying.. No escape

    • @vladyslavnechyporenko6069
      @vladyslavnechyporenko6069 Před rokem +1

      @@TheSubzeto horsemen*

    • @lLiquid
      @lLiquid Před rokem +3

      You can't forget about Michael Reeves' eye laser. Mount that bad boy on Idat's paintball turret and its a gg

  • @ItsCarrotJuice
    @ItsCarrotJuice Před rokem +804

    "And now that the machine wants to kill me, it's time to give it a gun" This man never fails to make me laugh 😂

  • @BigBlackNemesis
    @BigBlackNemesis Před 7 měsíci

    Kneecaps, the jewels, anything to mess with an intruder. I dig it ~ Mean lil bit o' code.

  • @demonman1234
    @demonman1234 Před měsícem +1

    Yk I was working to build an object detection airsoft tank.. I think I might use a paintball gun now. Seems more fun, just would have to make the tank either taller or longer to accommodate the CO2 canister.. my code though is pretty solid for the actual object detection, i rarely having a false positive. It detect overall people, not face.. though I could adapt it to detect a face (:
    I actually did plan on using a similar method as the kid (before I ever seen any video on it), which is have a crosshair in the center of the screen and wait until the center of the bounding box equals the center of the screen… and move servo’s for X and Y until it does so… cause I’m bad at math LOL
    If anyone’s curious, my project is written in Python, but using C++ for the detection libraries (OpenCV), and using pyfigmata to interface with an arduino.

  • @Stealth_Pilot
    @Stealth_Pilot Před rokem +1013

    Own a musket for home defense, since that's what the founding fathers intended. Four ruffians break into my house. "What the devil?" As I grab my powdered wig and Kentucky rifle. Blow a golf ball sized hole through the first man, he's dead on the spot. Draw my pistol on the second man, miss him entirely because it's smoothbore and nails the neighbors dog. I have to resort to the cannon mounted at the top of the stairs loaded with grape shot, "Tally ho lads" the grape shot shreds two men in the blast, the sound and extra shrapnel set off car alarms. Fix bayonet and charge the last terrified rapscallion. He Bleeds out waiting on the police to arrive since triangular bayonet wounds are impossible to stitch up. Just as the founding fathers intended.

  • @vonfrizzly
    @vonfrizzly Před rokem +2131

    Australian police are wild. Imagine ATF searching your house for a tampon gun.

    • @LiveGameDriveChannel
      @LiveGameDriveChannel Před rokem +257

      Alcohol, tampons, firearms

    • @yeeyee4339
      @yeeyee4339 Před rokem +80

      i mean if its short enough i could see a couple dead dogs

    • @BaitGoblin
      @BaitGoblin Před rokem +119

      Seriously, and they complain about American politics

    • @michaelw6645
      @michaelw6645 Před rokem +2

      @@yeeyee4339😂😂😂😂😂

    • @Shrimp_Insurance
      @Shrimp_Insurance Před rokem

      This is what anti-gun people want, they're always pointing to Australia as a shining example of gun bans

  • @Oshaoxin
    @Oshaoxin Před rokem +13

    Actually the broken asbestos walls should be terrifying enough

  • @NA-uc2cc
    @NA-uc2cc Před 7 měsíci

    I love the Australian cinematic universe
    Best crossover ever

  • @grummee6237
    @grummee6237 Před rokem +333

    i love it when he takes his dementia pills every month or two and remembers he has a channel to post on

    • @peterpain6625
      @peterpain6625 Před rokem +14

      I'm pretty sure he had even better ideas... that sent him directly to the icu for a couple of weeks. And he doesn't post those ;)

    • @ImProbsLost
      @ImProbsLost Před rokem +6

      Quality over quantity

  • @Am_Cookie2436
    @Am_Cookie2436 Před rokem +506

    "So does the turret make you feel safe?"
    "No! Not at all!"
    Turret: *received critical emotional damage, neutralizing threat.*
    And shoots him in the neck

  • @zackw00
    @zackw00 Před 7 měsíci

    Really love the vaguely threatening tone of this video! Sends a good message. Class solidarity ❤

  • @tombly3464
    @tombly3464 Před 8 měsíci

    I love how he puts Peter Dutton and Gladys berejiklians face on tshirts

  • @chefj523
    @chefj523 Před rokem +565

    You certainly do make things

    • @smashyrashy
      @smashyrashy Před rokem +6

      He really does do things

    • @lod4246
      @lod4246 Před rokem +2

      Certainly one of the tech experiment youtubers ever.

    • @chrissynen
      @chrissynen Před rokem +2

      I believe you could run with “You certainly do *do things.” Meaning that, when discussing in the past tense, he did a thing 🤘🏼

    • @SimplesRugs
      @SimplesRugs Před rokem

      He doesn’t make, just did DOES

    • @TheZeagon
      @TheZeagon Před rokem

      i stole a thing

  • @psyneur9182
    @psyneur9182 Před rokem +283

    now he has to tell anyone he invites over "don't look my house in the eye, it can smell fear"

    • @qyasar8046
      @qyasar8046 Před rokem +8

      I think telling them dont look my house in the eye is terrifying enough

  • @Onlymusikcansaveus
    @Onlymusikcansaveus Před 9 měsíci

    This video is really playing with fire, I love it

  • @eddieshootsandleaves5431
    @eddieshootsandleaves5431 Před 9 měsíci +1

    Next time get a ceiling fan and turn it into a propeller by having it powered by something like a chainsaw.