Recreating the Worst Prison Weapons

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  • @Ididathing
    @Ididathing  Před 5 lety +5977

    I wasted so many cucumbers i couldnt even make a salad for dinner

    • @akba666
      @akba666 Před 5 lety +220

      Just make a prison salad. Simple replace the cucumbers with razor blades and tada.

    • @lobstergal4643
      @lobstergal4643 Před 5 lety +116

      Do your salad’s only consist of cucumbers?

    • @Ididathing
      @Ididathing  Před 5 lety +337

      and olive oil

    • @misterhat144
      @misterhat144 Před 5 lety +95

      @@Ididathing well you could always make a carrot sala-oh

    • @Ididathing
      @Ididathing  Před 5 lety +180

      @@misterhat144 I could make a finger salad i am good at cutting those

  • @daveslamer
    @daveslamer Před 4 lety +5673

    Whiping the cucumber is that what the kids are calling it these days

  • @austinwing8259
    @austinwing8259 Před rokem +5499

    I work as a prison guard. And these are just the bare basic things I see at work. You should show us tattoo guns, stingers, lithium battery packs and all the other impressive stuff that inmates can make.

    • @Shinzo08
      @Shinzo08 Před rokem +146

      what prison are you garding?! How do you survive?!!

    • @lofeofsope2542
      @lofeofsope2542 Před rokem +343

      @@DestructionPOV_ yes, read their username

    • @ResponsibleBread
      @ResponsibleBread Před rokem +21

      Wtf are tattoo guns

    • @nootnoo9799
      @nootnoo9799 Před rokem +312

      @@ResponsibleBread the tool they use to make tattoos...

    • @spartanb16
      @spartanb16 Před rokem +117

      Agreed working in a super max I've seen pizza ovens... zip guns
      Swords.. homemade OC spray and so much more

  • @yanuwwuu
    @yanuwwuu Před 2 lety +679

    I love how the Inmate that made the Razor-Whip didn't even stop to consider: "Wait, isn't this stick 10× more deadly than this whip i'm about to make?" Then proceeds to make the Razor-Whip anyway because it looks way scarier lmao

    • @aformofmatter8913
      @aformofmatter8913 Před rokem +42

      I mean, the purpose of it was intimidation

    • @choppalungon
      @choppalungon Před rokem

      The razors are probably more painful and they also make nasty, bleeding wounds
      if you got a stick you can try and beat someone's brains out and you'd probably suceed but that's not as intimidating

  • @alfiemorgan3166
    @alfiemorgan3166 Před 4 lety +3676

    My man just wanted his +82 slash bonus....

    • @nachelia
      @nachelia Před 4 lety +37

      How can he make a tentacle for even more bonus?

    • @styxy2657
      @styxy2657 Před 4 lety +21

      was the mans planning to take a higher abyssal demon down? damn

    • @bg_2467
      @bg_2467 Před 3 lety +3

      Had to ruin the perfect 700 likes to 701

    • @voidphoenix2991
      @voidphoenix2991 Před 3 lety +2

      The atterax be like

    • @imblayck
      @imblayck Před 3 lety

      I was gonna comment something like this /:

  • @tijansigin4768
    @tijansigin4768 Před 4 lety +5297

    The Modern Rogue: "We're not drinking this cause we don't want to die"
    I did a thing: "Cheers"

    • @Jacob-ge1py
      @Jacob-ge1py Před 4 lety +201

      And they actually used a proper lid to stop air and bacteria getting inside! There's a reason your're not meant to just open the lid

    • @tijansigin4768
      @tijansigin4768 Před 4 lety +11

      true. lol

    • @flipper6582
      @flipper6582 Před 3 lety +52

      Fucking love the modern rogue

    • @immaunicorn4124
      @immaunicorn4124 Před 3 lety +2

      I just posted a comment saying how he stole all of these ideas from them lmao

    • @wingedfish1175
      @wingedfish1175 Před 3 lety +149

      @@immaunicorn4124 you realise modern rogue doesn't have copyright on prison hacks right?

  • @melvinrismark9599
    @melvinrismark9599 Před rokem +1943

    I'm Swedish and I just clicked on this video hoping to see some cool prison weapons and I get instantly attacked

  • @toxicthereporter515
    @toxicthereporter515 Před rokem +124

    The prison whip (with razors) isn't used to do serious harm, rather, its made to maim. Like razor-gangs in glasgow, its meant to leave disfiguring injuries, that while not deep, the meaning is almost immediately obvious in those circles.

    • @pavelthefabulous5675
      @pavelthefabulous5675 Před rokem +39

      If you get those razors dirty and shitty, it becomes a bioweapon though.

    • @periodictable118
      @periodictable118 Před rokem +2

      @@pavelthefabulous5675 true

    • @andreeacat7071
      @andreeacat7071 Před rokem +1

      @@pavelthefabulous5675 means you just don’t clean your razors, hell, take ‘em to the bathroom with you and piss on them

  • @GoldenBeholden
    @GoldenBeholden Před 5 lety +2115

    You playing around with that razor whip made me ever so slightly uncomfortable.

    • @Ididathing
      @Ididathing  Před 5 lety +151

      Yeh i blurred it out but the cut was pretty bad

    • @kaib535
      @kaib535 Před 5 lety +72

      "ever so slightly uncomfortable" = "absolutely terrifying"?

    • @kld0093
      @kld0093 Před 5 lety +10

      i had to close my eyes

    • @camb381
      @camb381 Před 4 lety +9

      Strees level 100

    • @GoldenBeholden
      @GoldenBeholden Před 4 lety +8

      @Jason 2.0 yikes

  • @gluh1172
    @gluh1172 Před rokem +650

    I imagine the bread might be so that the dead yeast acts as yeast nutrient to give your final product less of a yeast flavor

    • @ReikerForge
      @ReikerForge Před rokem +56

      In prison only certain white bread products are used for alcohol making because they contain active yeast, specifically white hotdog and hamburger buns. The bread (whole wheat or white) doesn't have any so we didn't use it

    • @Rig0r_M0rtis
      @Rig0r_M0rtis Před rokem +32

      @@ReikerForge Baked goods don't have active yeast because the yeast was cooked. There's plenty of yeast around in the air, on the skin and everywhere else to ferment the sugary water. Adding bread is either a matter of tradition or miscoception. Or both.

    • @jama211
      @jama211 Před rokem +1

      @@Rig0r_M0rtis Well said

    • @jama211
      @jama211 Před rokem +1

      @@ReikerForge I'm not sure any active yeast would've survived the oven that baked the rolls...

    • @ReikerForge
      @ReikerForge Před rokem +9

      @@jama211 Honestly I don't know the science behind it, just that a 40 year brewery owner who got arrested for beating a shoplifter was telling us to do it like that and that one way or another it worked ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

  • @MeepChangeling
    @MeepChangeling Před rokem +151

    Homebrewer here: You'll get way better orange wine if you leave the peals in for the primary, then put the fruits in for the secondary. Freeze the oranges so you can use the same ones next week after you rack the wine in a new container to get rid of the peals. ALso, freeze any fruit you want to ferment with. That helps break down the cell walls and makes more of the fruit get into the drink. ALso mashed up bread works as an okay yeast nutrient if you boil it first, but with real fruit in the primary you wont need any of that. You do need yeast either way.

    • @thedude7737
      @thedude7737 Před rokem +1

      bruh

    • @thedude7737
      @thedude7737 Před rokem +13

      wait till this guy find out about liquor stores

    • @samquinn4095
      @samquinn4095 Před rokem +13

      @@thedude7737 I think most homebrewers do this because alcohol tax, or just the activity is fun.

    • @crazyabe4571
      @crazyabe4571 Před rokem +22

      Instructions unclear, used frozen fruit to break out of prison.

    • @bloodyhell8201
      @bloodyhell8201 Před rokem +5

      Tips on to not kill ourselves with botulism?

  • @rabidchipmunkgaming
    @rabidchipmunkgaming Před 5 lety +14214

    *Drapes a razor threaded lace around the back his own neck and proceeds to LET GO of the heavy side with the stick*
    This man's days are numbered

  • @KalGoltur
    @KalGoltur Před 4 lety +10342

    I love how an Australian guy jokes about Sweden being inhabited by inmates.

  • @billythecrayon983
    @billythecrayon983 Před rokem +71

    The razor whip is 100% a bigger danger to the user than anyone else lol

  • @Dinnizzel97
    @Dinnizzel97 Před rokem +61

    When I was in prison we drew a very crude dart board on the wall and threw little pieces of wet toilet paper at it,and we saved our milk cartons and made a deck of cards out of them so we could play rummy and whatnot 😂😂

    • @RandomPerson-hd6wr
      @RandomPerson-hd6wr Před rokem +2

      What did you do and it got you in prison and not jail?

    • @danielgonzalez-yp7hi
      @danielgonzalez-yp7hi Před rokem

      Yeah WW1 was an eye opener !

    • @Dinnizzel97
      @Dinnizzel97 Před rokem +7

      @@RandomPerson-hd6wr I got a felony,that's normally how it works

    • @Chruh
      @Chruh Před rokem +1

      Woah. A non-felon who actually knows the difference between jail and prison. A first for me

    • @crazy_wwww
      @crazy_wwww Před rokem +1

      @@Dinnizzel97 what did you do if you feel comfortable sharing

  • @ChristianRingdal
    @ChristianRingdal Před 4 lety +16563

    In Norway you basically live in a hotel room when you go to prison. There are even outdoor areas. Prisoners here can absolutely watch your videos, but they wont need any of these tips and tricks

    • @L44tsmasher735
      @L44tsmasher735 Před 4 lety +811

      The US has similar prisons, low security they call them. But you can’t exactly stick murderers and any other violent person with the non violent people. Doesn’t end well.

    • @ChristianRingdal
      @ChristianRingdal Před 4 lety +1514

      @@L44tsmasher735 In Norway, we even put mass murderers in the "hotel rooms". Sounds weird, but it's actually really effective

    • @DMN.0000
      @DMN.0000 Před 4 lety +104

      well go to finland

    • @ChristianRingdal
      @ChristianRingdal Před 4 lety +81

      @@DMN.0000 What do you do to them there?

    • @DMN.0000
      @DMN.0000 Před 4 lety +475

      @@ChristianRingdal like a 5 star hotel homeles people often do crimes just to get there

  • @ricer7214
    @ricer7214 Před 4 lety +4710

    The way you peel oranges should be a crime

    • @bonkers4226
      @bonkers4226 Před 4 lety +113

      2:20 is the timestamp

    • @balls536
      @balls536 Před 4 lety +156

      He’s Australian so he does everything backwards.

    • @tccasanova
      @tccasanova Před 4 lety +71

      You missed the point, you have the get the peel off in one go

    • @pravin7541
      @pravin7541 Před 3 lety +19

      tccasanova wtf don’t you peel it with your fingers

    • @topramen5884
      @topramen5884 Před 3 lety +6

      Tio Even Driving?

  • @kasandriakoldovo815
    @kasandriakoldovo815 Před rokem +42

    I made prison wine when I was a kid and hid it under my bed. I forgot to release the gas and it fuckunf popped. This video was nostalgic asf

  • @ceruleancenturion
    @ceruleancenturion Před rokem +22

    I know I’m a bit late, but the reason you’re first whip didn’t work well was because you forgot to add a counterweight at the end. The original whip had some type of screw at the end, making it much easier to control and much more likely to wrap around an appendage. You’re second attempt achieved the same effect by the large razor blade at the end.

  • @martinbissonnette257
    @martinbissonnette257 Před 5 lety +1742

    This was really helpful thanks now I can finally break out of prison properly

    • @Ididathing
      @Ididathing  Před 5 lety +262

      No worries mate. Hit me up when you are out

    • @nowalternottoday3809
      @nowalternottoday3809 Před 4 lety +16

      Canadian Dude well I’m not surprised they’ve got prison cell WiFi these days😂

    • @MouseGoat
      @MouseGoat Před 4 lety +13

      @@Ididathing Im sure hes gonna hit you up, hit you up real good and take you money :)

    • @SenkaBandit
      @SenkaBandit Před 4 lety +11

      Canadian Dude your Canadian you just ask nicely and your out

    • @tyb7869
      @tyb7869 Před 4 lety +2

      1000th like

  • @zackbobby5550
    @zackbobby5550 Před 4 lety +406

    "Whips cucumber."
    *NOW THAT'S A LOT OF DAMAGE.*

  • @oli5dijksma616
    @oli5dijksma616 Před rokem +154

    I once dropped my Stanley knife with the hook blade while cutting boxes, my hand was above eye-level so gravity pulled the razor sharp hook right through the fleshy part of my thumb/palm. Surprisingly it didn’t hurt much because the knife is just really sharp so the wound stays nice and clean and the cut is nice and straight.

    • @NothingYouHaventReadBefore
      @NothingYouHaventReadBefore Před rokem +5

      Same! I once cut clean straight through the flesh of my thumb (lucky nothing permanent) with fabric scissors. No pain, just a lot of bleeding. Straight cut.

    • @nickphaux
      @nickphaux Před rokem +8

      When cutting with razors it usually only hurts afterwards when it's healing

    • @Careonovam
      @Careonovam Před rokem +8

      I collect and make knifes, be it switchblades, one-handers or survival knifes. Getting cut almost never hurts, since I sharpen them very finely - getting stuff into the cut (sweat, dirt, anything) really hurts. Interestingly enough I've never suffered a cut on the back of my hands, only fingers and palm. Tried out the "lemon juice into fresh cut" - thing out of curiosity and circumstance, can absolutely recommend if you like pain. If not - hurts like a bitch, do not do that shit.

    • @a_san_t
      @a_san_t Před rokem +4

      @@Careonovam bruh, you let the intrusive thought win on the lemon experiment

    • @Human-san
      @Human-san Před rokem

      ​@@Careonovam Did it scar?

  • @ArtypNk
    @ArtypNk Před rokem +636

    These tips really work!! I tested both the alcohol and the blade whip on a prostitute, she got really drunk and got really dead. Sadly, I forgot the first rule, and didn't pay her, which, ironically enough, led me to being snitched on by her pimp and being sent to jail.

    • @Da-choppa
      @Da-choppa Před rokem +12

      Damn bro same, what cell you in?

    • @ArtypNk
      @ArtypNk Před rokem +50

      @@Da-choppa
      47, cell block D. Used to be in C before, but then I met some nice people and was moved to be closer to them. They are really nice, but they do have some wild ideas. Say things like "We hate anything that ain't white".

    • @dr.coomer789
      @dr.coomer789 Před rokem +11

      What an unfortunate turn of events! I had a similar misfortune teleporting my prostitutes without paying them first!

    • @ize100
      @ize100 Před rokem +1

      D BLOCKKK

    • @stephenglassdale5914
      @stephenglassdale5914 Před rokem +4

      @@ArtypNk you should have paid closer attention and stuck to rule 1. but at least watching this video prepared you for jail while landing you there

  • @fab9207
    @fab9207 Před 4 lety +886

    They only slapped the book because you were reading it back to front.

    • @doge3169
      @doge3169 Před 3 lety +5

      A heart comment with 304 likes and 0 replies
      Wow

    • @fab9207
      @fab9207 Před 3 lety +17

      @@doge3169 and you ruined it

    • @Mortario
      @Mortario Před 3 lety +8

      @@doge3169 Weirdo

    • @thekrusad3r290
      @thekrusad3r290 Před 3 lety +1

      They were disgusted.

    • @danlotroth9231
      @danlotroth9231 Před 2 lety +1

      But it's such a great read, n inspired a movie as well

  • @TelebrotTV
    @TelebrotTV Před 4 lety +2303

    Hell yeah dude, Santa Fu is like the coolest prison in Germany, they've even got an online shop where they sell goods the prisoners made in the workshop, I ordered a prison towel a while back.

    • @Ididathing
      @Ididathing  Před 4 lety +599

      thats actually very cool.

    • @ScubaShark--8964
      @ScubaShark--8964 Před 3 lety +143

      @@Ididathing *_Buying prison alcohol from that SchantaKlaus Prison._*

    • @VulcanicYT
      @VulcanicYT Před 3 lety +41

      I just checked it cuz i wasn't sure if you were joking but it's a real thing woa

    • @VulcanicYT
      @VulcanicYT Před 3 lety +4

      @@simonseis744 yeah

    • @brazilianambassadordale8223
      @brazilianambassadordale8223 Před 3 lety +17

      The fact that they give prisoners methadone treatment tbh makes it pretty cool

  • @matthewkf
    @matthewkf Před rokem +33

    Don't worry Im locked up in Norway so luckily I could watch your videos too

  • @Pork-Zombie_Puke
    @Pork-Zombie_Puke Před 2 lety +9

    Here's another great prison hack I learned while locked up.
    If you take 3 strands of dental floss and braid then together, then do that 2 more times so you have 3 lengths of braided dental floss. Then you take those 3 lengths and braid them together. You can use it as a hack saw.
    Use tooth paste as a cutting agent and pull the saw back and forth like a handheld chain saw (not a chainsaw).
    We tested it out and in about 5 minutes we were able to make a noticeable cut into the metal bed post.

  • @Someone-bb5ft
    @Someone-bb5ft Před 4 lety +2664

    I love this channel so much, the sarcasm is so calm it makes it way funnier. Keep up big man bloke

    • @Ididathing
      @Ididathing  Před 4 lety +480

      thanks someone

    • @Someone-bb5ft
      @Someone-bb5ft Před 4 lety +100

      After 8 months of you waiting for my so very anticipated reply i am here to deliver. You’re welcome.

    • @david25201
      @david25201 Před 3 lety +6

      @@Someone-bb5ft oh

    • @Jnosa
      @Jnosa Před 3 lety +1

      This looks way more sad if your think about it

    • @Someone-bb5ft
      @Someone-bb5ft Před 3 lety

      bread what you mean

  • @evansearch7935
    @evansearch7935 Před 4 lety +802

    If you locked up Sweden, we wouldn’t have Minecraft, which is always a bad thing.

  • @mullerb.i.a8545
    @mullerb.i.a8545 Před rokem +36

    Instead of chewing gum wrapper we used the uncle Toby's porridge satchels and tear away the thin layer of plastic then cut thin strips.

  • @russianbigbird4161
    @russianbigbird4161 Před rokem +7

    6:38 actually razor blades are given each morning, you got a limited amount of time to use em then you gotta hand em back to the guards they inspect them for tampering and throw em away and the cycle repeats itself everyday, the way you get away with the blades is that there's a small soaped slip along the outside of the razor, you carefully take that off, and you got access to the razor then just gotta get it out, then you cut out a couple small strips from a magazine, carefully place a couple of those slips in where the razor was, put the soap back on and boom untampered razor, guards will only usually take a quick glance at the razor then move along to the next person

  • @cosmicsoup-1763
    @cosmicsoup-1763 Před 4 lety +578

    "Makes a cool camera trick by making the viewers think that he is actually behind bars" Me:oh thats cool "shows a literal castle door" * Ok EXCUSE ME?*

  • @LgmusicTVplayVideo
    @LgmusicTVplayVideo Před 4 lety +6129

    The reason this dude hides his face is because he’s actually slazo

  • @thebeansmaster1366
    @thebeansmaster1366 Před rokem +19

    I love how it’s just him waving his hands around to commentary

  • @SportySnake
    @SportySnake Před rokem +25

    That razor whip is absolutely nightmare fuel

  • @bilbowagons7932
    @bilbowagons7932 Před 4 lety +341

    “It would be extremely effective if you wrapped it around a fellow inmates cucumber”
    Me: instinctively protects crotch

  • @subterror2274
    @subterror2274 Před 2 lety +447

    This man legitimately terrifies me and makes me worry for his safety back and forth rapidly between the two

  • @jg1019
    @jg1019 Před rokem +23

    The razor whip would be much more effective with a longer handle so it can't swing back in your hands and you can get more leverage.

  • @eastmax989
    @eastmax989 Před rokem +17

    Now I'm no seasoned slammer dweller but you'd think the guy who had that many blades would have used them more effectively in a real life jail situation.

  • @Smokin_Snowman
    @Smokin_Snowman Před 4 lety +394

    "Have you ever had prison alcohol before?"
    "Not out of a wine glass"
    😂😂😂

  • @fabianklevenz4800
    @fabianklevenz4800 Před 2 lety +393

    Tip for anyone trying to do the razor whip:
    Make the stick a bit longer than the razor filled rope so you can swing it without it reaching your knuckles.

    • @BESTvsWORST-vx2dg
      @BESTvsWORST-vx2dg Před 2 lety +6

      gold

    • @realmark8125
      @realmark8125 Před 2 lety +10

      thats assuming we are gonna recreate it

    • @idrinkmilk282
      @idrinkmilk282 Před rokem +4

      *than. You wouldn't need to lknow how to make prison weapons if you'd stayed in school and learned basic English.

    • @realmark8125
      @realmark8125 Před rokem

      @@idrinkmilk282 How about you shut up? Nobody cares for a grammar ally so how about you instead of mentioning a spelling mistake, you instead mention how bitchless you are.

    • @atlas_19
      @atlas_19 Před rokem +51

      @@idrinkmilk282 Yeah, cuz a typo is going to get him inprison. 🗿

  • @noahboat580
    @noahboat580 Před rokem +4

    One thing that always fascinated me is when its not a melee weapon in prison. Sometimes it can be literal spitfire from coffee creamer, throwing boiling water mixed with a candy bar, or even projectiles like zip guns and even a prison crossbow. The ingenuity of using simple items is sad but genius when youre in a place like prison

  • @jasonarmstrong5750
    @jasonarmstrong5750 Před rokem +12

    Prison weapons are always interesting for how creative inmates can get

  • @maejek
    @maejek Před 4 lety +1052

    7:57 “And I think this would be extremely effective if you managed to wrap it around a fellow inmate’s cucumber”
    Even the most evil prisoners wouldn’t do something as inhuman as that

    • @Unkle_Genny
      @Unkle_Genny Před 3 lety +48

      Idk, you ever hear about the things they’d do to eachother in Green Dolphin Street Prison?

    • @viperz_slays7278
      @viperz_slays7278 Před 3 lety +18

      @@Unkle_Genny nice jojo reference

    • @despacitobruh4026
      @despacitobruh4026 Před 3 lety +12

      Jeffrey dahmer would deffo have done that

    • @tangytim6699
      @tangytim6699 Před 2 lety +16

      @@Unkle_Genny fuck I hate weebs so goddamn much

    • @ditotron9560
      @ditotron9560 Před 2 lety +1

      @@tangytim6699 weebs more like I commit war crimes

  • @MrDankTM
    @MrDankTM Před 4 lety +1841

    "We haven't locked up Sweden"
    Me: HEY WAIT A MINUTE

  • @theexchipmunk
    @theexchipmunk Před rokem +18

    The squish with the hands is what actually gets the yeast in. All humans have yeast on their skin as part of our skin microbiome. The bread is mostly there for nutrients and to keep the yeast in suspension to better be able to digest the sugar.

  • @sorensouthard927
    @sorensouthard927 Před rokem +26

    I looked it up and prison alcohol is actually a real way to get drunk surprisingly. Who knew. That being said it's easy to get sick said several medical websites, so it's not advised.

    • @xploration1437
      @xploration1437 Před rokem +1

      Almost everyone knows that.

    • @MrTuneslol
      @MrTuneslol Před 8 měsíci

      of course it is?! Who doesn't know that already? lmao

  • @elijah7430
    @elijah7430 Před 4 lety +146

    0:36
    Ok....
    **Cries in Swedish in my IKEA bedroom**

  • @crackerman5519
    @crackerman5519 Před 4 lety +208

    i am actually trying not to watch your vids and go to sleep but i cant

    • @jaytarot5000
      @jaytarot5000 Před 4 lety +1

      Literally same it's 5:30am here and I've got work at 10

    • @NotMe-jm2vd
      @NotMe-jm2vd Před 4 lety

      Same

    • @twisted3288
      @twisted3288 Před 3 lety

      lol same i’m like binge watching all his videos

  • @xfatalxflawx
    @xfatalxflawx Před rokem +6

    You need a much thinner piece of gum wrapper to make a lighter. Taper it slightly in the center, but not too much, otherwise it burns too quickly and you lose connection. If it's made right it should spark a flame in just a few seconds and then burn the paper long enough to light a prison joint smuggled in under a COs ball sack.

  • @since1876
    @since1876 Před 2 lety +178

    I'm so glad I got into one of the few prisons where I can watch CZcams. Thank you for helping me get dangerously intoxicated to the point that I actually needed to go to medical.

  • @redpowerwire
    @redpowerwire Před 4 lety +166

    Wait he was actually serious in his last video

    • @nepotisphallus8839
      @nepotisphallus8839 Před 3 lety +4

      Can you explain the reference? I'm clueless

    • @dolphinducks7522
      @dolphinducks7522 Před 3 lety +5

      Nepotis phallus search up “can I make a spoon using only a spoon” and skip to 3:14

  • @joenguyen5778
    @joenguyen5778 Před rokem +1

    Cutting the gum wrapper with the whip was the FUNNIEST thing ever! OMG! It was genius!

  • @smuglord5057
    @smuglord5057 Před 4 lety +5295

    "We haven't locked up sweden"
    Me lives in Sweden: Haha wait pls no

    • @Ididathing
      @Ididathing  Před 4 lety +328

      ahaha everyone except you

    • @doctornobody611
      @doctornobody611 Před 4 lety +74

      *amarican anthem intensifies*

    • @hiicxo4190
      @hiicxo4190 Před 4 lety +10

      I did a thing what about me😢

    • @clasdavid5450
      @clasdavid5450 Před 4 lety +11

      @@Ididathing hey! what about me?

    • @atnfn
      @atnfn Před 4 lety +30

      @zWEz E Perhaps cause Sweden is nuts. I remember watching a video of a guy asking random Swedes on the street if there should be ANY limit what so ever to immigration. They all said no. I guess that means it's fine if the ENTIRE population of Africa moves to Sweden then? Same as leftist socialists in America come to think of it, only difference is they aren't running the country... yet. America is a much bigger place so it's not quite as crazy to say that everyone could come there, still crazy though.

  • @verylostdoommarauder
    @verylostdoommarauder Před rokem +5

    Thing is that the razor blade whip would probably be a more effective weapon if you instead got a longer stick and put the razors along the sides on the end, like an Aztec Macuahuitl.

  • @henkkahenrik4183
    @henkkahenrik4183 Před 4 lety +88

    *"What's even more sad, we haven't locked up Sweden"*
    You sir, have acquired the alliance of Finns. 😂

    • @henkkahenrik4183
      @henkkahenrik4183 Před 4 lety

      40two perkele. 😂

    • @OfficialSektis
      @OfficialSektis Před 4 lety +1

      Jumalauta suomalaisia

    • @Emi3162
      @Emi3162 Před 4 lety +8

      *Denmark has joined the channel*
      "Did you say lock up sweden?"

    • @Kelle0804
      @Kelle0804 Před 2 lety

      Yeh, we ownd you, in like 1400-1700

  • @angxl989
    @angxl989 Před 3 lety +237

    I can just imagine how the kids felt when they saw a grown man sitting there cutting oranges

    • @hooper5586
      @hooper5586 Před 2 lety

      As a kid I hope he did it as a joke

    • @sdafkjwkop
      @sdafkjwkop Před 2 lety +1

      Nothing out of the ordinary for Australia tbh

    • @DUKE_of_RAMBLE
      @DUKE_of_RAMBLE Před 2 lety +3

      Or how the other parents felt seeing a grown man sitting there cutting oranges with a *fucking bread knife...* 😂
      Combine that, plus what you said, AND that he was filming it all... And it's a small wonder that he _wasn't_ filming it from a cell! haha
      (edit: damn you autocorrect!)

  • @konapepe
    @konapepe Před rokem +1

    7:12 "I'm gonna be testing it on this cucumber, which I put in a vice, which is actually a very common scenario in prisons." I understood the meaning of this right away and I am still cracking up 😂😂😂😂😂😂🥒🥒🥒

  • @artemmelnik7965
    @artemmelnik7965 Před 7 měsíci +1

    There's another prison activity you can try - build a water heater from a pair of blades and brew an abnormally strong tea, the chifir, using it.

  • @squattinggopnik8514
    @squattinggopnik8514 Před 4 lety +55

    I also rang up 2kilos of carrots instead of prime steak. But I also stabbed the store manager...

  • @AQDuck
    @AQDuck Před 5 lety +270

    In Sweden you're probably better off getting locked up in prison than trying to find an apartment. Some people are in line for 10+ years, I'm on my second year now...

    • @Ididathing
      @Ididathing  Před 5 lety +55

      yeh dam i have heard it is bad didnt realise it was that hard.

    • @EzFoMeh
      @EzFoMeh Před 4 lety +2

      Pvt. Duckling in line for what

    • @StupidStuff62
      @StupidStuff62 Před 4 lety +7

      EzFoMeh he means he has been in line for getting an apartment for two years.

    • @myckeli
      @myckeli Před 4 lety +15

      I have a friend in stockholm who was signed up by her parents when she was born, she has 27 years and still can’t find anything good there ..

    • @veganmocha
      @veganmocha Před 4 lety

      myckeli holy shit

  • @Tartar920
    @Tartar920 Před rokem +3

    Would love to see more of this kind of prison tips if I ever end up in the slammer

  • @Dadoudoudoudou
    @Dadoudoudoudou Před rokem

    thank you this helped me a lot, need more guides like this

  • @natec.2346
    @natec.2346 Před 4 lety +59

    Funnily enough, guards do razor checks in jail and you need to turn them in unscathed. Some people will take bits of foil from snack bags and replace the blade with it. They snap the razor back together and it doesn't look too suspicious. Other things people will do are curl construction paper into an extremely compact cone (for art supplies, but are still super pointy), or take the metal brad out of buttons and straighten them, then sharpen them depending on the use (shiv, embossing on cups, tattoo equipment, circuit bridging for starting small fires, etc). Considering work orders don't go to fruition unless there's a medical emergency, and clothes are stolen all the time, a good way to sew clothing is necessary (hence the button brads). I personally just used rationed soap as chalk for DnD games and milk powder to make candy for people who didn't have money for commissary. Thanks for the videos and some good laughs, I look forward to watching more of your content.

    • @ataphelicopter5734
      @ataphelicopter5734 Před 2 lety +5

      Huh, can I ask what you’re in for, if that’s not too personal a question?

    • @idrinkmilk282
      @idrinkmilk282 Před rokem +3

      @@ataphelicopter5734 can you not see past tense when you see it?

    • @atlas_19
      @atlas_19 Před rokem +2

      DnD games and candy? I wouldn't think inmates would be that kind of people.

    • @EC-dz4bq
      @EC-dz4bq Před rokem +5

      @@atlas_19 Human?

    • @lemolea9571
      @lemolea9571 Před rokem +2

      @@EC-dz4bq lol, yeah. That guy obviously watches way too many movies and tv, thinks every criminal is like a buff robot

  • @TheWrongNeighborhoodm3m3
    @TheWrongNeighborhoodm3m3 Před 5 lety +48

    Finally man. Remember how I was arrested for homicide after using the camera stabilizer? Now I can finally bust out of this joint and find you.

  • @twman_
    @twman_ Před rokem +7

    If you put the shoelace in the alcohol and light the shoelace, you can make a Molotov cocktail.

  • @elbentzo
    @elbentzo Před rokem +2

    "Now that you've successfully intimidated everyone by poisoning them and then threatening to cut yourself up with a razor whip..." - absolute gem of a sentence xDDDD

  • @panicatthedisconnect
    @panicatthedisconnect Před 5 lety +45

    Thanks. I asked for this. Now I can commit crimes without worrying about prison life.

  • @markuss6940
    @markuss6940 Před 4 lety +303

    Why do you remove the skin of the orangea like that

  • @J.J.J.J.J.J.J
    @J.J.J.J.J.J.J Před rokem

    Ring of Fire in the background for the 3rd tip was a nice touch.
    Sweet accoustic.

  • @GeraldBlack1
    @GeraldBlack1 Před rokem +1

    Binge watching and liking all of your videos. Love that sense of humor 🤣

  • @tiaanwest4905
    @tiaanwest4905 Před 4 lety +61

    I'm happy I found this channel. I canned myself when he said "makes it more exciting!" after slowly lowering his glass xD

  • @danielpavlides3753
    @danielpavlides3753 Před 3 lety +82

    I actually have tried "hooch" in jail. Both with and without bread. Some people claim it doesn't work without bread, but it did and also is wine instead of beer technically.

    • @BLANKONTOP
      @BLANKONTOP Před 2 lety +1

      Does it actually get you drunk?

    • @danielpavlides3753
      @danielpavlides3753 Před 2 lety +12

      @@BLANKONTOP yeah. Some people would make garbage bags full of it. Itd take weeks, and the rotting fruit attracts flying bugs but it wasnt too annoying. For most it was worth not being sober for a few hours

    • @TheLsund
      @TheLsund Před 2 lety +4

      @@BLANKONTOP yeah it gets you drunk and doesn't taste awful, but my god is the hangover brutal

    • @gorganfredman5363
      @gorganfredman5363 Před 2 lety +1

      I don't understand why they don't make it from just sugar, water and yeast. it only takes a couple of weeks to ferment, almost doesn't have any smell and taste

    • @josephisadorebaldez8403
      @josephisadorebaldez8403 Před 2 lety +23

      @@gorganfredman5363 because they have better access to fruit and bread than large quantities of raw sugar and yeast

  • @russianbigbird4161
    @russianbigbird4161 Před rokem +5

    4:03 to test the quality they'll actually put a small flame on it for a couple seconds, if it can keep that flame then that's how you know it's good

  • @jackpollard550
    @jackpollard550 Před rokem +22

    Honestly a part of me wants to go to prison just to ask inmates about all the cool and creative stuff they’ve made. I’d spend my time just being an insufferable nerd.
    “Woah, you made a tattoo gun? That’s so cool! How’d you do it?” 🤩

  • @ihascheeks7382
    @ihascheeks7382 Před 4 lety +41

    Insanity is repeating the same 9:16action, and expecting a different outcome

  • @mistymist5808
    @mistymist5808 Před 5 lety +148

    Thank you so much for thw tips! Now I'm the boss around here, my prision mates won't be messing with me and they give me their food.

  • @InternetzSpaceshipz
    @InternetzSpaceshipz Před rokem +6

    You should hold the battery in one hand with two fingers, then it wont discharge into you/burn you as much. That's the way I've always seen it done in movies and such. You're supposed to pinch the aluminum gum wrapper a bit in the middle according to the picture. You just left it flat, and I think they might use a bigger piece of the wrapper as well.
    It definitely works if you do it right. It works by overloading the thin metal, just like steel wool.

  • @lukeebsworthy785
    @lukeebsworthy785 Před rokem +2

    Can't believe you didn't run us through the basics of kiestering

    • @jordannichols3067
      @jordannichols3067 Před rokem

      Sadly... that falls on the USofA, I guess their skills are unparalleled. Take the inmates holiday around spring.... You always set out your deck shoes with a soupa for The Keister Bunny.... 🐰 🐇

  • @Name-uo3wo
    @Name-uo3wo Před 4 lety +22

    I did a thing: "Do your cell mates have the runs due to your magic fermented liquid?"
    I did a thing's solution: *Let's make a RAZOR WHIP*

  • @schtinky1151
    @schtinky1151 Před 4 lety +63

    On one hand youve got the chaotic good of prison
    and on the other youve got chaotic evil.

  • @liamh2001
    @liamh2001 Před 9 měsíci +1

    As a winemaker, I can say this is how you make fair dinkum grog.

  • @Tenjii27
    @Tenjii27 Před 7 měsíci

    I love how he just casually tells us how to steal from a supermarket at the start of the video. I can’t believe i didn't think of this method earlier tbh

  • @KegaB3
    @KegaB3 Před 3 lety +28

    And with this video I’ve watched almost all of your videos in one night, unintentionally. It is 5 am, I’m sleepy, this concludes the annual accidental binge.

  • @PabzRoz
    @PabzRoz Před 4 lety +16

    in prison we took staples out of magazines and put them on each side of the battery and touched the tips together causing the tips to glow red so you can light whatever you're smoking. also rip off some card board from a book to put over your fingers to avoid getting burnt. you learn the weirdest stuff in there

  • @dylan_was_taken
    @dylan_was_taken Před 2 lety

    i'm having a drink while watching this and the bird noises at 1:20 tripped me out, for a second i thought "what strange pigeon flew into my house cuz it doesn't sound like any pigeons here" 😂

  • @isometimestrytodothings2375

    some 10 year old will find this and start making weapons and alcohol, then he will end up in jail, finally he will be a jail crime boss and end up in history.

  • @SwervinJirvin
    @SwervinJirvin Před 5 lety +68

    I always though the best prison life hack was the soap on a rope. I hear it cuts down on some very awkward situations.

  • @actuallywalter2445
    @actuallywalter2445 Před 4 lety +26

    Who knew watching someone put razor blades over someones cucumber would be so entertaining.

  • @t.a.69
    @t.a.69 Před rokem +11

    started the video looking at you holding your huge solid package with both hands.
    you never disappoint

  • @themanwhosoldthemeth
    @themanwhosoldthemeth Před rokem +3

    3:17 NAH JIT CRACKED ME UP

  • @shekelsnatcher8504
    @shekelsnatcher8504 Před 3 lety +13

    My favourite prison life hack is the VERY "SAFE" one where you get a plug, strip the end off of it, plug it into a wall and drop the stripped end into some water to boil it and definitely not make it completely undrinkable in the process.

  • @raxo4009
    @raxo4009 Před 4 lety +302

    very nice video but i dont think you know how to snap.
    Edit: Thanks for the reddit gold!.. wait

  • @mr.creeper6836
    @mr.creeper6836 Před rokem +10

    I would not want to be in the prison with this guy.

  • @mcbrite
    @mcbrite Před 2 lety +1

    "And it is disgusting! But it's cheap, strong and a good way to forget you're serving life without parole..."

  • @Moe-vw4jj
    @Moe-vw4jj Před 4 lety +257

    did he just folow up on a joke from a year ago

  • @maxmuenchow
    @maxmuenchow Před 4 lety +550

    To the people worried about the razor... At least he knows its dangerous. The prison alcohol is so much more dangerous.
    Great video tho

    • @MouseGoat
      @MouseGoat Před 4 lety +106

      yeah lol everyone is like "oh no the razors"
      were im like: did he just drink rotten food with no worries?
      Like making drinkable alcohol, its basically trying to make a poison just weak enough that it wont kill you.
      that is what alcohol is.

    • @Enderplays12
      @Enderplays12 Před 4 lety +30

      He did mention about a chance to get botulism.

    • @wetnoodle3451
      @wetnoodle3451 Před 4 lety +28

      Why buy alcohol when you can wait a week and get pruno that can kill you

    • @arata571
      @arata571 Před 4 lety +4

      The alcohol is a lot worse. The LD50(the dose at which 50% of subjects die) is only 1 microgram.

    • @afox5319
      @afox5319 Před 4 lety +14

      @@MouseGoat Methanol is whats killing you, not ethanol/alcohol btw

  • @tylerbarnes626
    @tylerbarnes626 Před rokem +22

    I did the battery one a lot as a kid, it works great if you cut it into an hourglass shape

    • @rpg_packer5744
      @rpg_packer5744 Před rokem +1

      When i watched that one i got anxiaty because ive tried it before and the battery exploded

  • @A-A-wRONg
    @A-A-wRONg Před rokem

    Lmfao! The “hoochie mama” joked killed me!

  • @blacksmithbeta5337
    @blacksmithbeta5337 Před 4 lety +25

    You were on the right track, rather than cutting a z formation, cut it so its concave on both sides. It still channels it through an area of more resistance, but it doesn't weaken it to the point that it just fizzles out.