At this point I think he’s just called Domino’s so much that the dude at the other end has gotten numb and has just started answering him like it’s normal.
@@daehkcid9996 I would dispute that point, but the most likely one to be answering the phone at a Domino's in the US would never be considered a "professional". So, you have a valid point.
Honestly, this probably would have worked if only he heeded the advice of that nice man from Domino's™ and gotten a glove-shaped pan like he was _fucking_ told.
I'm so glad someone is out there making the weird shit we all dream up but are too afraid to do for fear of ridicule. Love this channel, starting off 2023 the right way ❤️
Dude what you needed to do was make a very large cube of bread, remove all of the hard outer crust, and then sculpt the gloves out of the soft inner white part of the bread. This way the gloves are soft so you can move your hands with them on, and if you make a big enough cube you can make multiple gloves from one single bread cube to really streamline bread glove production. Bread gloves with the crust still on should be more of a luxury item.
He could go beyond by employing the same technique that is used for making panko breadcrumbs, that is electrecute the dough. By doing this the bread does not develop a crust, thus reducing the waste in the production and making a more cost efficient production line.
@4:58 Did you just flex on us with the physical properties of your money rather than it's actual value? I feel insecure about my money for two reasons now
fireproof, waterproof, wrinkleproof, highly tear-resistant, extremely secure and nearly impossible to counterfeit with the amount of security measures built into the notes, the physical length of the notes increase in size based on their value in increments (not their width like Canadian money, making it fit into wallets nicer.) it's color-coded based on the value, and AUS notes even have braille for the blind to feel their value amounts. Not to mention all our notes depict historical peoples on each side, monuments, flora and fauna, all beautifully and individually designed on each type of note. (also it's more environmentally sustainable than the American bills that are over 70% cotton)
@@ballpoint7887 i know, i was just stating facts about the aus notes. Australia was also the first to develop polymer notes, with other countries like canada, vietnam, and romania following suit after.
No, because the Csiro in Australia (Commonwealth Scientific and Industrial Research Organisation), developed the polymer banknotes. Canada being a part of the commonwealth, adopted our banknotes.
If you wear your bread gloves more often you wont bite your nails as much...unless you eat through the bread fingers into your nails. Maybe invent bread nail covers to go under the bread gloves?
Omg watching this and ur kneading montage music was playing, my Italian wife comes walking in at 10pm with a pizza. I laughed so hard I got a stitch 🤣🤣🤣
I've been making bread since I was a kid, so I have some experience. I'm also Italian, which makes me qualified regardless. I have some advice for you if you ever want to try again: 1) use a little more water to make the dough softer and easier to knead (we usually use 400 grams of flour and 220 grams of water) 2) use fresh yeast instead of dry yeast, it is much more effective 3) first of all put in a bowl the water, the yeast (25 grams) and a pinch of sugar to activate it, then add the flour, salt and 30 grams of oil 4) cook the bread a little less, about 40 minutes, an hour is too much 5) I noticed the bowl with the water on the bottom of the oven, that's great to keep the bread soft, well done! Your idea is fantastic and you almost succeeded, follow my advice and you will be the master of the world!
actually, yeast doesnt need sugar. i add sugar because i like the taste of sweet breads, but yeast itself doesnt need it and sugar can actually slow down the processing. i add solid butter to my dough while kneading instead of oil in the original mixture, but again thats preference. the science behind bread making is so interesting to me, i love knowing what everything does and what changes are made in the process
seriously that guy was the best ad for dominos pizza they could've asked for. he may have broken a trade secret, but he was really nice, and we all appreciate that.
I’m genuinely supposed the dominos man cares enough about his job to know through research and off the top of his head the water to flour ratio! Props to him he deserves a raise!
Well it isnt that difficult to remember or exactly complicated recipe. What im more impressed he actually listened, and gave advice, and not just hunc up as he heard person asking about bread gloves
I'm just going to point out how accurate this is :D "they are going to be hot" "No they are not that hot.. " *puts them on* "Ow ow ow" "i told you, idiot."
The early attempts are these perfect hollowed-out sculptures of human hands that just aren't big enough, and then he ends up just making two big pitas and drawing fingers on them. 😂
you should have baked the bread with a model of your hands inside it, or an inflated/filled rubber glove so it'd be the right size and you wouldn't have to hollow it out
Our german money is also not that strong. It holds on a little bit better than the american money but is still fragile in comparison to Australian money. At least we have some fun colours (5€ is grey, 10 is red, 20 blue, 50 yellow, 100 green). The 500€ bank note is purple but they are taking it out of circulation at the moment because it's to big of a number and they are trying to oppose counterfeit money
Canada's similar we have blue 5s purple 10s green 20s red 50s and brown hundreds I've also heard of gold 1000s but the might be a joke by the government
@@ajrjvincent4088 $1000's were taken out of circulation before the transition to plastic.. because their high use in crime and money smuggling. I used thousands to buy my first car .. was 13 and drove it through the fields to school every day that year until I crashed it into a creek and it literally exploded after burning for 30 minutes while half underwater.... That Nissan was a champion until the end.
ive got it... i figured out why this channel is so good... its because you take any idea no matter how stupid or ridiculous... and make it entertaining... let me think of some random idea... throwing a bowling ball onto a litter box... id watch you do that...
Im never touching bread again
That’s what you think :)
You need more recognition for how much time you spend on your videos.
With Bread Gloves you won't have to!
Im never touching braed again
Brad
That dominos guy spent all of his life waiting to be asked about bread gloves
Mhm
Anyone notice how brown his fucking water looked.
@@stephenp6536 ye that looked like chocolate milk
@@stephenp6536 It was because he poured water into the flour cup. (The flour mixed with the water)
He was abnormally prepared
Imagine baking bread gloves without a bread glove pan and complaining about the results.
Dude literally complained when he didn't follow the master's advice (the master being the domino guy)
exactly
Cringe comment
W comment
@@EuropeanAirsoft ok big guy
At this point I think he’s just called Domino’s so much that the dude at the other end has gotten numb and has just started answering him like it’s normal.
Actual props to the Dominos guy. Handled like a gentleman and a professional.
Professionals have standards
@@daehkcid9996 I would dispute that point, but the most likely one to be answering the phone at a Domino's in the US would never be considered a "professional". So, you have a valid point.
He certainly did Hand-le the situation well.
@Jayden Thompson I can't paste pictures but, Uno Reverse Card.
I mean he knew his shit
I did a thing: I'm trying to make bread gloves
Domino's guy: naturally
errorNaN what is this implying
This comment is stolen
This made my day I almost died laughing
That's the guy on first base right?
I can’t believe this only have 5 replies but 3.5K likes
I LOVE the Domino's guy for just rolling with it. "Oh you need a pan shaped like gloves."
He's not wrong.
The Domino’s man was the most unexpected joy I’ve ever encountered in my life
That Dominos dude is just a hardened champion.
In the US they would have hung up as soon as he mentioned advise
666 likes wtf
@@nic615 haha 667
669 nice
They’ve talked more than once
Well NO SHIT bread gloves don’t work...
you didn’t use a hand-shaped pan!
or make som waffle gloves
exactly, you cant half ass it. It really wouldnt be hard to make a hand shaped pan with a hammer...
WHERE THE FUCK WOULD YOUR GET THE PAN?!! WALMART?!
Y a y !
Clementine Okerstrom Walmart doesn’t exist in Australia you foolish american
"Oh you need a pan for gloves"
It rly sounds like hes done this before
As an Italian I can assure you all. This is indeed how we do our dough making montages.
2:18 *I love how he causally says ‘mhmm’ like someone has asked him this before*
Yeh he was just like go on, I'm with you so far
🤣
Well it is australia after all
S I need to visit Australia
It was the second take
Babish is up to some weird stuff
Ayyyyyy! That guys a legend
I love that man
If i coudl i woudl boy his voice
Weird stuff is up to some Babish
Eat your cereal
the "im going to stop making bread jokes before they get stale" I've never laughed so hard :)
Even though his bread puns were crummy it's not right to laugh at a man's bread and butter.
i see what you did there buddy. good job.
What a nice man from dominos pizza ™
Honestly the nicest
Honestly, this probably would have worked if only he heeded the advice of that nice man from Domino's™ and gotten a glove-shaped pan like he was _fucking_ told.
That profile pic tho 🤣
™
@@thetruejokester Probably a student working part time at Domino's.
I still can’t get over how he positioned that bow on the cello :(
as an orchestra kid, same
that slap at the end of the bread montage allowed you to see just how TOUGH that dough was at the end of the 20minute kneading session
the fact that dominos helped you in a real way was actually sick.
Ah AH AH
Sick dude, sick
Radical broski
@@johnnyblack612 my name is johnny i work at.. wait what?
CRAAAAZzZzzZZYYyYyyYYY
“Past my bread-time”
I wasn’t prepared for that pun
Laurel Branch or any of the other ones that followed 😂
For that bun
So you weren't ready for the. "bun."
“but i was in loaf” right after! this mans lost his mind
Prebread
“Past my bread time” made me shout-laugh
I'm so glad someone is out there making the weird shit we all dream up but are too afraid to do for fear of ridicule. Love this channel, starting off 2023 the right way ❤️
If you had called a Dominoes in the States, I guarantee you would’ve been cussed out.
ahaha really
I did a thing Yup. That could just be because America is crazy as balls, and people have done some wacky shit with telephones.
@@theoneandonlymichaelmccormick pranks calls dont exist in australia
I did a thing I promise, they’re NOTHING like American prank calls.
They’ve gotten experimental over the years.
Hi
Fixed your name: why did I do a thing
ah yes, big brain
Yes.
It big brain time 🧠
Ah yes, big brain brain big
*claps sarcastically*👏
0:52 "...past my bread time" LMAO I LOVE YOU HUMOR
I love that underneath the comment section, I got an ad for an all purpose work gloves. Fabulous. Thanks mate 🥲
He went through the trouble of suggesting one but you didnt make a glove shaped pan *tsk tsk tsk*
Legend has it that the glove pan slapped the blacksmith and finger-walked away
If Australian money is fireproof what are you going to use to light your cigars once you become rich and famous?
You use your Australian money to buy crappy U.S. money
ahaha what "ODST Republic" said
Nah we just use golden papers
@@whoschinaman2200 bruh moment
@@whoschinaman2200 doesn't the water just spill out?
This is beautiful. I made wooden oven mitts for Christmas. Solid white oak. They were absolutely useless, but they made great hand clogs.
This channel is a hidden gem of youtube. Love your humour mate, subscribed.
Pls make bread shoes. Its the next big thing
czcams.com/video/44yO9QzUzF8/video.html
Toe shoes
A nice pair of loafers
bread shoes you could just use shoes for a pan.
Luke Ott make bread underwear... wait actually nvm you’d probably get a yeast infection
My body is bready
Do you mean you are hot?
He's probably the only person who can leave Earth knowing that he's done everything in life.
I am in love with this channel. It's exactly the type of humor that I love
I cant believe you were eating garlic bread past your breadtime.
I cant believe you were eating garlic bed past your breadtime
@@clintongoldie432 I can believe you were eating garlic bread past your breadtime
@@counterfate3377 I cant believe you were earing garlic bread past your breadtime
That pun is stale
@@magicjayjay406 Its past your breadtime
Dude what you needed to do was make a very large cube of bread, remove all of the hard outer crust, and then sculpt the gloves out of the soft inner white part of the bread. This way the gloves are soft so you can move your hands with them on, and if you make a big enough cube you can make multiple gloves from one single bread cube to really streamline bread glove production. Bread gloves with the crust still on should be more of a luxury item.
He could go beyond by employing the same technique that is used for making panko breadcrumbs, that is electrecute the dough. By doing this the bread does not develop a crust, thus reducing the waste in the production and making a more cost efficient production line.
@@Nanox19435 isn't panko made by electrocuting normal bread crust?
1000th like ;)
@@deathcube7255 Panko has different ingredients
I say good sir, I enjoy the finest of crusted breads🤵🏽
Cool as hell dude answered your questions seriously. Glad to see people willing to share knowledge for cooking sake.
It’s so funny that he’s a genius and always finds a way in any other invention but bread is his kryptonite
You should’ve went to a park and tried to pet the ducks with them on
that is a good idea
Tried this now everyone calls me 4 finger joe
@@barneystorer1092 Horrible idea. Don't feed ducks bread
@@mrkitty1997 Bread isn't harmful to ducks. It just makes them feel full faster thus eating less nutrients and vitamins in one meal.
@@gth77s sounds pretty harmful
@4:58 Did you just flex on us with the physical properties of your money rather than it's actual value? I feel insecure about my money for two reasons now
Haha nice
Wow.. America really is worse in every way.. seems like we're the actual ones down under
@@Smokin_Snowman America is much richer than Australia and is well protected. I'm not from America either
@@guntheroo2404 don't wanna offend u but doesn't really help when the 1% literally have enough money to solve global hunger..........jus sayin
@@Aman-wq4xz meh you're not offending me. Just giving my inbiased opinion saying that America is better than Australia.
The way you do casually integrate humor is all the more hilarious.
2:14 my man's really be flabbergasted wit that "mhm"
why is nobody talking about the "with bread gloves, the world is your sandwich" joke omg
Because it's an old meme everyone's already seen
i had never seen it and it was absolutely amazing
Australian money: fire proof and water proof
Canadian money: Are you challenging me?
fireproof, waterproof, wrinkleproof, highly tear-resistant, extremely secure and nearly impossible to counterfeit with the amount of security measures built into the notes, the physical length of the notes increase in size based on their value in increments (not their width like Canadian money, making it fit into wallets nicer.) it's color-coded based on the value, and AUS notes even have braille for the blind to feel their value amounts. Not to mention all our notes depict historical peoples on each side, monuments, flora and fauna, all beautifully and individually designed on each type of note. (also it's more environmentally sustainable than the American bills that are over 70% cotton)
@@watyhu99 Canadian notes also have brail and are color coded
@@ballpoint7887 i know, i was just stating facts about the aus notes. Australia was also the first to develop polymer notes, with other countries like canada, vietnam, and romania following suit after.
No, because the Csiro in Australia (Commonwealth Scientific and Industrial Research Organisation), developed the polymer banknotes. Canada being a part of the commonwealth, adopted our banknotes.
@@sethellis7615 ok boomer
New favorite channel just watched 5 vids back to back
Give that dominos guy a raise because he immediately understood the assignment
you bragged about your Australian money, but at least my American money can afford some hotpads and oven mitts instead of just some thin rags
As an Australian, I haven’t seen oven mitts in months. Tea towels are just how we do it here
Im going on 2 years, still no mitts in sight. Keep up that good search brother.
Who needs oven mitts.
wasting your shit money on shit oven mitts, they are literally a scam
@@ZeroRelevance well he needs the oven mitts to match the bullet proof vest he has to wear everywhere
“I’m making gloves out of bread” Dominos pizza guy “mmhm” like it’s completely normal.
You can tell this man a ton of fun making these videos which makes them all the more fun to watch.
If you wear your bread gloves more often you wont bite your nails as much...unless you eat through the bread fingers into your nails. Maybe invent bread nail covers to go under the bread gloves?
god I love australia
Some guy calls about wanting to make bread gloves and he's just like "right mate so you'll need a pan..."
imagine walking into the kitchen to see that your adult son is cutting cabbage on the bench top with his feet, this part killed me
Its an island, not a bench
I think they expect this by now.. but imagine if you brought a friend lol
Omg watching this and ur kneading montage music was playing, my Italian wife comes walking in at 10pm with a pizza. I laughed so hard I got a stitch 🤣🤣🤣
The dance during the knead montage had me crying laughing 😂🤣
I've been making bread since I was a kid, so I have some experience. I'm also Italian, which makes me qualified regardless. I have some advice for you if you ever want to try again:
1) use a little more water to make the dough softer and easier to knead (we usually use 400 grams of flour and 220 grams of water)
2) use fresh yeast instead of dry yeast, it is much more effective
3) first of all put in a bowl the water, the yeast (25 grams) and a pinch of sugar to activate it, then add the flour, salt and 30 grams of oil
4) cook the bread a little less, about 40 minutes, an hour is too much
5) I noticed the bowl with the water on the bottom of the oven, that's great to keep the bread soft, well done!
Your idea is fantastic and you almost succeeded, follow my advice and you will be the master of the world!
I think you’re the dominos guy
i love the internet
actually, yeast doesnt need sugar. i add sugar because i like the taste of sweet breads, but yeast itself doesnt need it and sugar can actually slow down the processing. i add solid butter to my dough while kneading instead of oil in the original mixture, but again thats preference. the science behind bread making is so interesting to me, i love knowing what everything does and what changes are made in the process
“I’ll give you a knuckle sandwich,” has gone to another level
When Panera steals your idea and food theory does too
Thank you for always making me laugh out loud
"Haven't shaved [in three weeks]"
Got a beard as thick as Shaggy's
Yeh i dont grow facial hair ahahah
But your a cartoon lady you can’t grow a beard
I can’t be bothered To think of a name lmaooo
7:26 I am so incredibly disappointed that you didn't yell YEAST
No stfu that memes dead
Diamond eclipse how about you stfu?
@@schlith I'm good but I'm sure you would
seriously that guy was the best ad for dominos pizza they could've asked for. he may have broken a trade secret, but he was really nice, and we all appreciate that.
Wentworthville Domino's is the reason I will argue to the death to defend Domino's. Ridiculously good quality
That is the nicest Domino’s person I’ve ever seen he seems so helpful and doesn’t care that he’s making bread glove
Like who does that it’s so sweet
in my town he would have said "bruh bread gloves? idk wtf you're talking about but i got pizzas to sling goodluck!"
I'm now mad because Australian money is cooler than mine
Get fucked mate, lmao.
horribleguy u good?
@@terroristtuxedo4132 nah my man, I'm just plain weird. thanks for asking!
horribleguy Ok good to know
Yes I am 👆🏾👇🏾
I’m genuinely supposed the dominos man cares enough about his job to know through research and off the top of his head the water to flour ratio! Props to him he deserves a raise!
Well it isnt that difficult to remember or exactly complicated recipe. What im more impressed he actually listened, and gave advice, and not just hunc up as he heard person asking about bread gloves
As a man who regularly tells people to "go to bread" for the night I'm suuuuuuper down for all them bread puns
Wow this man is such a champ giving people advice on how to make Bread gloves what a trooper
@Mia’s Couch lol
Pizza hut is my least favorite pizza place.
I'm just going to point out how accurate this is :D
"they are going to be hot"
"No they are not that hot.. "
*puts them on*
"Ow ow ow"
"i told you, idiot."
That was immensely entertaining, the ending especially 🤌
The early attempts are these perfect hollowed-out sculptures of human hands that just aren't big enough, and then he ends up just making two big pitas and drawing fingers on them. 😂
That's looks like a tf2 weapon for heavy.
The knuckle sandwich, you get back a third of the health you deal with these handwiches.
@@RedChaosScrungle That sounds like a sick concept
The fact that his YT recommendations at 1:21 are the same as mine gave me a giggle, Historia Civilis FTW
I'm expecting Domino's to release a bread hand pizza very soon 🖐🍕
4:22 *the boy in school slapping girl’s bread buns*
somehow this ended up on r/DIWHY even though it's clearly satire, but it was funny so now you have a new subscriber lol.
Ditto
Thanks mate. Glad you found it!
you should have baked the bread with a model of your hands inside it, or an inflated/filled rubber glove so it'd be the right size and you wouldn't have to hollow it out
Or he should of just baked his real hands in bread
@@sethellis7615 Ikr! Free knuckle sandwich. Literally
As an Italian, I love a good kneading montage.
Ok
I lol'd at the distress of making bread gloves at the end there.
I wish American money was like yours. Our’s tears so easily. And doesn’t have the fun bright colors.
Uk monney does that now
Our german money is also not that strong. It holds on a little bit better than the american money but is still fragile in comparison to Australian money. At least we have some fun colours (5€ is grey, 10 is red, 20 blue, 50 yellow, 100 green). The 500€ bank note is purple but they are taking it out of circulation at the moment because it's to big of a number and they are trying to oppose counterfeit money
@@missstrawberry3053 and 200 is yellow
Canada's similar we have blue 5s purple 10s green 20s red 50s and brown hundreds I've also heard of gold 1000s but the might be a joke by the government
@@ajrjvincent4088 $1000's were taken out of circulation before the transition to plastic.. because their high use in crime and money smuggling.
I used thousands to buy my first car .. was 13 and drove it through the fields to school every day that year until I crashed it into a creek and it literally exploded after burning for 30 minutes while half underwater.... That Nissan was a champion until the end.
How on earth does this masterpiece only have 63k views
bro the oven is so clean that it shines
I love how you're wearing a workshop apron in the kitchen
A tampon gun??? Link pls
type tampon gun ahah
@@Ididathing
I don't want my family to see that in my history.
@@LostSwiftpaw In case you weren't joking: czcams.com/video/FFe4x-rSL7c/video.html
@@LostSwiftpaw why are you literally everywhere
@@chambraysalute4259 tbh was half expecting to get rick rolled
The only problem with your videos are that there aren't enough of them, because they are awesome! Keep it up! I love your work.
ive got it... i figured out why this channel is so good... its because you take any idea no matter how stupid or ridiculous... and make it entertaining... let me think of some random idea... throwing a bowling ball onto a litter box... id watch you do that...
Hahahaha! The bit about the shirt is hilarious I love it
Me: "hes throwing away money!"
Him: "*** your american money"
Dooter Snooter "***" is spelt ****
@@jameswolf5513 huh
Next on I did a thing: bread made of gloves
Wait wait wait. The tampon gun didn’t catch on?!? That is the single best invention in recent history! I NEED ONE!
the dominos guys always like his question are the most normal thing theyve ever heard
For some ungodly reason, of all the videos from I did a thing I've seen, the part at 4:12 made me laugh so hard. I don't understand my humour.
the puns are killing me
That'll probably be the treated pinewood spoon
The buns are killing me
The puns this man makes are amazing
I cant stop watching this man
Why do women live longer than men?
5:27 :
Random Italian: "Hey Paisano! Is somebody making a kneading montage?"
Me: "EXIRE!!!"
I cant believe I watched dozens of your videos and then see you defeated by bread. You need to revisit this and construct the perfect bread gloves.
Your bread puns are so underrated
with breadgloves, the world is your sandwich.
SPEECH 1000