Food Theory: I Wore Panera's Bread Gloves for 24 Hours! (Panera Bread)
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Would you wear bread on your hands - whether for warmth or even fashion? Well Food Theorists, that is what Panera Bread is asking you to do! Sort of. Panera released a raffle for their bread bowl gloves, meant to keep your hands warm and hold your drink. While the actual item ended up being a fake bread glove, their pitch stands. Should you wear bread for gloves and would that even WORK? I am ready to put my hands to the test for some answers!
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Steph looks like she's having so many conflicting thoughts throughout this video
"I am so glad I married this man"
"Oh God why did I marry this man"
"I love this man"
"What am I doing with this man"
I'm convinced that Steph is the only reason MatPat hasn't gone off the deep end...
*remembers the GrubHub lore video*
More off the deep end.
@@NutmegBGB we all called him a madman...
Look at where we are now
This video? You mean every vid
She's going through a mid life crisis
thats true love
"This is probably the stupidest episode-"
"Nope, we ate a christmas tree"
"Second stupidest episode..."
THE Stupidest Episode!
And yet...the funniest episode. Theorist channels haven't brought me this much join in forever.
Dude you mean the most stupid
Grubhub lore might top this, it's awesome
And yesterday we got the third
Matpat's living the dream. He's eating food, learning how to cook, spending time with his wife, having fun along the way, and most likely able to write most of this off on his taxes. I salute you sir.
If I worked at a Panera's bread and got an order for a ton of empty bread bowls, I would probably give them the soup in a separate container with a note asking "Why?"
The Panera in my town gives the bread that they don't sell to the highschool the next day. So you'll have kids just walking around the school with entire loaves of bread. One day I saw that one kid had hollowed out his loaf, punched out finger and thumb holes, and made his loaf into a bread gauntlet. It was right after Infinity War had come out so we all called him Bread Thanos for the rest of the week. He was a legend among men.
Branos
Careful, he's a hero
Yeastnos
Life is meant to be like yeast, perfectly balenced
@@johnnessuno6515 breadnos
"Remember kids, the only difference between science and screwing around is writing it down." - Adam Savage
does that mean that when a person has a jernol and is screwing around is a scientist?
@@GeekNewz yes, yes it does
@@GeekNewz Correct. After all, science is just the professional version of screwing with any available resources until something works.
@@GeekNewz journal?
You mean Einstein?
Steph: “I’m glad we’re doing a lot of takes here”
Also Steph: *agrees to the “don’t lick her hand” joke*
I absolutely love how this is a husband/wife channel now, I always love when steph comes on!! it makes me so happy seeing yall interact, I hope to have that some day too :)
thank you from all the singles out there lmao
"This has got to be the stupidest episode we have ever done"
"Nope we ate a Christmas Tree"
It has been a long time since I laughed this hard. Great job guys!
591 and 2 reply’s hmmmmm
666 likes and depression‚ hmmm
843 likes and what is wrong with you
874 likes and Jessica left me, hmmm.
961 likes and fucking Jessica took the kids, AND THE FRIDGE, hmmmmmm
MatPat is slowly becoming a dad who is really trying to be hip and cool. I like it
He was always like that
😆 🤣 😂 😹 😆 🤣 😂 😹 😆 🤣 😂 😹 😆 🤣 😂 😹 😆 🤣 😂 😹 😆 🤣 😂 😹 😆 🤣 😂 😹 😆 🤣 😂 😹 😆 🤣 😂 😹
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Lmao YES I LOVE THAT TOO
Boi he is cool wtf
You are right, Matt. We need more people willing to make clothing accessories out of real food items, can’t wait for a nacho shirt to be made.
Nacho hat! "Nacho, nacho man, I want to be a nacho man." - A man of true genius, Homer Simpson
I love the chaos that is this episode, the fact that it basically failed is even more enjoyable to watch - and it proves that not all ideas work out.
Plus the looks on their faces "and that is some equally cold water":
Mat: Why is this my life
Steph: Why did I marry this man
Panera : Let's make a glove that's more glove than bread.
Lady Gaga *makes an entire outfit out of bread for the next Music Award*
@MrMeg hello my friend
Hello verified person
O
True lol
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"this may be our stupidest episode yet-"
"nope, we ate a christmas tree"
fair
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Yeah, I'll have to agree that this idea, of using actual bread for gloves, is less dumb than trying to eat the entirety of a pine tree.
Honestly not really. The tree one is something that is interesting in terms of "...Well... is it even possible? Let's do some research and see if... oh you can and actually use it in some actual food." meanwhile this one is "...um... ok madman... I guess you can test this..."
Read this right as they said it
@@azuredragoon2054 bot
Matpats hand: Yellow Normal
Stephs hand: B L U E
ah yes, yellow hands
I would like to differ from the conclusion found in this video. I say bread gloves far exceeds the functionality of normal gloves. In fact, Matpat has demonstrated many of the advantages of bread gloves.
1. You can eat them
2. They keep the hands comfortable without overheating them, a common disadvantage of normal gloves and mittens
3. They are bread and hilarious
Lone you are the last person I expected to see on a video about bread gloves LOL
A fellow mao
I’m kind of excited for when Oliver gets old enough to realize how weird his parents’ jobs are.
When he realizes AND starts going to school
oh dear God when mat pat is 60 and still doing this while his son has a normal person job and someone asks "so what your dad do?" and has to explain how his dad is trying to make hats out of melons and pumpkins to stay warm.
im really excited for when oliver can be in the videos and be apart of the experiments
@@blawg897 so Oliver what does your dad do
UMMM
I kinda jealous of him XD
This was literally MatPat trying to guilt trip Panera Bread into making one more pair of bread gloves for him
I keep seeing AthleanX instead of Mats partner .-. Like.. her expressions x)
We need a petition: BAKE MATPAT BREAD GLOVES!!
true ^^
Put this video off for a long time... but the salting-popcorn-with-your-tears video finally convinced me. And I TOTALLY relate to Stephanie's "dead hands"! I always pull my fingers into a fist when I'm wearing gloves. It's the only way to warm them up.
I feel like those bread gloves are cool and unique. Am I weird?
Be honest.
Yes but they are really cool tho so I'm weird to 🤣
Yes
Yes.
But they’re also cool.
For thinking they're unique? No... For thinking they're cool... Well, I would think that's kinda weird, but whatever
I can totally imagine MatPat going to the rest of the crew and saying"GUYS! GUYS! IM GOING TO MAKE A GLOVE OUT OF BREAD!"
i would like but its at 69
@@v2bx10 mate it's at 258
Too bad he made bread mittens though.
@@lunarnews6857 It was 3 weeks ago
@@bread9276 ? Oh k
i just imagine Matt sitting in a corner wearing bread on his heands while whispering to himslef. "Bread gloves." while the rest of the theory crew just stands uncomfortably to the side. This is his normal.
Only part I found funny about this was himslef
Idk it’s kinda cute
I have a drawing to make >:)
13:13 Well, Hansel might a need it. So it has SOME use, right? All we have to do is somehow go to an AU where the fairytale is history.....................
Sometimes I wonder what I’m going to do with my life, and then I look at MatPat and realize just how many jobs there are-
Dude, this guy gets PAID for wearing bread on his hands and I live for it XD
“It’s not actually made of bread”
My disappointment is immeasurable and my day is ruined
@TheRougeGentry I think that person is someone who would say edgy is not a phase, it's a life style
@TheRougeGentry Imagine calling a person edgy for not liking an overused, heavily saturated, dead meme.
@TheRougeGentry OH MY SOMEONE DOESN'T LIKE MEMES HES TRYING TO BE EDGY!!
Same
Same I wish it was real bread that would be cool
MatPat in 20 years when his kids ask what he did for a living.
“I wore Panera and ate our Christmas tree”.
Theory has changed
MatPat in 30 years when his kids ask what he did when the great pandemic of 2020 happened.
"I wore Panera and ate our Christmas tree".
YESSSSSSS
Like #369 noice
He already has a kid so more like I’m 10 years
YES! I can absolutely relate that gloves make my hands feel colder and when my only option is gloves, I will rarely put my fingers where they should be and instead just ball up my hands in the palm of the glove.
Always supporting you! Keep up the good work!
Their son is going to have the best answer when he starts going to school and gets asked “So, what do your parents do?”
He gonna deadass say "He makes youtube videos on videogames, movies, and food"
@@docwulff907 inturn coolest parents easy
"They test bread gloves sometimes"
I'm trying to imagine them having a meal of glove breads and pine trees
@@dh4913 PFFT
Okay but here’s a question. If you were invited to a private dinner party with the theorist team, would you still go if all you could eat was pine tree stuff, and pre-worn bread gloves?
Food theory: Matpat's mania this episode is a side effect of eating the Christmas Tree.
Lol
Y E S
HELLO INTERNET WELCOME TO THEORY THEORY
Yea
Makes sense
This is probably my favorite Food Theory episode ever! I’ve had it saved to my watch later videos for over a year now and I’ve probably watched it 4 times now😂
I absolutely love Mat's and Stephany's relationship.
The rest of the team:”But why?”
Mat:”*MINE GOALS ARE BEYOND YOUR UNDERSTANDING*”
I don't have any friends because they are ashamed of the videos I upload. Are they really that bad, dear qlex
@@AxxLAfriku Not going to watch them, but they must be pretty bad if you feel the need to promote them in this stupid way... YT has gotten harsch with the popularity stuff and so on. If you do not make good or creative videos then you are prettty much instantly gone. And trying to get people to watch your vids by tellign them how bad they are under other peoples videos is just really really bad. Noone likes such people.
“this may be the weirdest video we’ve done”
“nope we ate a tree”
“second weirdest”
i think making gloves out of bread is a bit weirder than eating a tree but both are definitely odd
i mean only in one your actually wasting food
And he told us not to lick his wife's hands, a little weird. I felt like she didn't like that from her face.
He says stupidest not weirdest.
I love the energy of this episode! Was so enjoyable to watch and would love more XD
I can relate with Steph on the gloves thing.
Gloves usually only make my hands colder than they were before I put them on. Same goes with socks but I wear them anyway because it does provide a bit of comfort on cold days.
Not only is Panera Bread's food good, but they really nailed it with the creativeness of this "glove"
Who are you two and why are you everywhere?!
what two?
@Crotchwhistle Purple live a little
You again
"Just some guy EVERYWHERE"
“Matthew stop juggling that bread, we need to cut it open and stick your hand in it” has never ever been said by a human before.
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@@sekoseko5539 lol.
15th time i've seen this video
Hey MatPat! Im watching this for the first time way later and I want to say thank you. I’ve watched videos on all your channels for a while and they are so fun and entertaining. Thank you for spreading joy. Im only 5 minutes in and I love it and I love how much you and Stephanie care about the community. Hope you guys are doing well. Keep it up and remember its just a theory!
You two are absolutely adorable. Keep up the good work!
I swear MatPat is slowly losing his sanity making all these theories and I love it
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Ever since Deadlock tf2 vs overwatch I was skeptical on Matpat's line of thinking at times.
Yes it make us know stuff that douse not work in a fun way
Isn't he already insane from all the fnaf theories
I completely agree
I'm OK without there being some "mind blowing" conclusion. It's interesting just to see the process and results. I watch Freakin Reviews on a regular basis and there's rarely anything crazy. Just cool to watch.
It's sad most channels are either commentary, reactions and gameplay (most play minecraft )
@I LOVE ALL no
@Melissa Stoddard This reads like a copypasta lmao
who cares?
Yo Mike!! Fancy seeing you around these parts
10:51 OMG steph saying gloves make her hands colder is SO relatable😭 i feel bad for her but so happy that I’m not alone in this!!!🤣 I literally have to NOT wear gloves sometimes just because of how cold my hands are, i have to constantly put them in my sleeves or hold them to my neck or face😂
This video is amazing! All videos and channels are creative!
"this is probably the dumbest episode that's ever been on this Channel."
"Nope. We ate a Christmas tree." 😂
That must be one of the best quotes I've heard in a lot of episodes.
I think that they are supposed to be silly.
🤣🤣🤣
lol ikr
😂
MatPat a few weeks ago: Fast food as a whole is about to change beyond recognition.
MatPat now: I can wear bread, ON MY HANDS.
I can wear bread on my hands.
One thing I love about food theory is that we get to see steph more often than in other channels
This is one of the most interesting food theory episode I've ever seen
Alternative title: Steph and Mat being adorable and playing with bread for 17 minutes straight
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Matt is always adorable
Definitely true
i approve of this title
@EndermanOuch
Wtf bruh they're not related, they're MARRIED
I'm a Panera employee, and this is the best video you could have made about my company ever. I'm sending this too all my coworkers.
How'd it go?
I hate working there
Lol
Are you Cloud?
@@error8119 Oliver isn’t cloud
Genuinely one of my favorite episodes
10:40 yes, it's relatable. I can refrigerate a pair of mittens with my hands
I didn’t know how badly I needed this episode. Never before have I been so happy to see a grown man walk around Target with bread-fists in desperate need of someone to keep an eye on him, lest he purchase soup that nobody asked for.
He looks like bread bomberman.
@@Akane1313 So Breaderman!
Where's the 'K' at
defo underrated
"Dont lick her fingers, you'll get stuck" "that's what she said"... this is the most adult joke-y theorist video ever hahahaha
MaPat: Nice n Yeasty
it reminds me of the old days of game theory 🥺 i’m very happy about this lmao
never gonna stop saying this - absolutely definitively the coolest couple on CZcams.
I can relate to the "gloves make it worse" thing because my hands are dead too😂
I love how this episode is just Mat being an extremely energetic dad.
Amazing
That is my ultimate goal in life.
Now that he actually is a dad that’s ebony episode
Yes
Wow I wonder if it's because he's super energetic and a dad
This is just a freakin' power move on Mat's part. Panera didn't give him the bread bowl gloves, he made his own.
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this would be the greatest theory channel mixup with style theory out now
Loved this episode! thanks for the laughs.
I don't normally comment but Stephanie asked if cold hands in gloves was relatable and well: yes, (very) relatable, gloves with "already cold hands" don't help me at all (I feel mittens are better due to friction which increases heat but the best is half finger gloves with "flap over mittens" difficult to describe but as you guy have kids I imagine you may see what I mean the sort of "convertible gloves to mittens"). But as was described in the "brain freeze" video our body tries to focus on keeping the organs warm in presence of extreme cold (personally, my fingers look bloodless sometimes). I've actually found that thermal "torso wear" is best - like a woolen top layer (but fleeces should also work well).
I wonder what Oliver will say later on.
Random kid: my dad owns a 4 companies.
Oliver: my dad walked with bread on his hands and ate a christmas tree.
Random kid: your dad is soo much cooler than mine.
Sometimes for that kind of episodes it's hard to believe that he's already a married grown adult and a father...
Mine was like 40 when he had me and didn't even told dad jokes
do not forget, there was a fnaf character named after him!
@@arianewinter4266 oh lord, oh nnooo!
the funny thing is is that Olly's dad DOES own four companies lol
@@arianewinter4266 WHO?!?
"That's some cold water. That is some equally cold water"
Stephanie: Instantly dies🤣🤣
@Ryan Snow 11:56
Mat should have said “ and if it doesn’t work, blame Jason”
I can see MatPat and Safiya running around causing chaos with bread gloves 😂
Matpat: Worrying about how much money he spent
Steph: casually eating bread
She has her priorities straight
"But that's just a CONSPIRACY THEORY" Fourth channel reveal
You mean 5th Matpat has Gamethoery Gametheory live Film theory, and Food theory
I looked up conspiracy theory after that part to make sure.
I’m thinking D.I.Y theory
I hope it is book theory still
Before this channel was made or shortly after Mat said he considered Conspiracy theory at some point but it was dropped for reasons that should be obvious. Honestly since that and Book theory are definitively out not sure if we will get a fourth channel
Your bread hands in the store reminded me of the Wii Sports hands. Your posing was on point. Thank you for blessing me with this amazing video!
aww the whole part about Cloud was so cute though
Honestly, the sheer hilariousness, happiness, and optimism of these two never ceases to make my day.
And that's the same guy who built a career off of ruining people's childhood while still managing to make them laugh!
Hands down one of if not my #1 favorite youtuber!
@@vanderrich9310 nah, mr. Beast I think is #3. After this and totally sarcastic productions.
Mat pat: "this is either madness or brilliance."
Everyone: No just madness.
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What about brilliant madness? It is crazy enough to rack in the views.
It's remarkable how often those two threads coincide
Brilliant madness
@Crotchwhistle Purple Clearly you've never seen Pirates of the Caribbean (these are all references)
Loved this episode. It made me smile.
Man, watching you guys eat the bread gloves made me hungry. I love bread.
I’m glad Mat is having fun, I’m really happy for him, going out there, doing stupid things, instead of being couped up in an office, spiraling and having breakdowns about dead fictional children in a book about sentient animatronics. Good on you man, I’m happy they made this channel.
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Why is that emotional breakdown thing me in every way?
@I LOVE ALL bruh, you got it
I love how Stephanie was basically like “Say no more let’s go get that bread” 🤣
The real question? Can you use a loaf of bread as a mask?
@@simonwyzik8661 i mean.. you can.. but its gonna be uncomfortable
Or would you just be making a mask for Toast himself ?
yes
@@joesymes2847 HE KNOWS! Send in the hit squad! No one leaves this thread alive
Matpat there was a winner in this episode you didn't test. Bread bowl gloves vs. regular gloves for insulating against ice water. Put on one of each and dip your fingers into ice water and see which one keeps your hands warmer. I bet bread bowl gloves would win that.
STEPH, I CAN RELATE. my hands are always freezing. they don't always feel cold to me, but if someone touches my hands or i touch my face, it's obvious i have ice for fingers, lol. and they have hardly any cold tolerence, so that's fun in the wintertime.
Food Restaurant: *tries new thing*
MatPat: Sounds like a food theory episode to me.
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Yeah, pretty much
Friend: "Hey, could I have your gloves?"
Matpat: "Sure." *Hands over bread*
Friend: ???
When I was reading ur comment and I was reading "friend" Matpat said friend
How to figure out if they’re your best friend: if they’re not confused then they’re awesome.
having bread as hands are tight
@I LOVE ALL no
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These episodes are so fun 😁
I'll quote one of my favorite Amphibia Lines: "You're Insane, and I love it."
And the best wife award goes to Stephany for putting up with Matpats insane bread adventure
And the yeasty comments.
And although this isn't really a negative, but Stephanie eats bread like a velociraptor eating a carcass.
It’s actually spelled as Stephanie 😅
@@meganbeatrixlaxamana8063Don’t be pedantic
An episode that Mr Hippo wouldn't be proud of, he knows you gotta eat the bread not stick it on your hands, and it has to be fresh sourdough bread that they didn't throw out on the Monday
I somehow read that in his voice. great
did anyone else read this in Mr hippos voice
Yep
You can’t throw the bread,the birds are frozen
Exactly.
absolutely love your vids
You didn't prove the team wrong but you sure did provide some good entertainment Mat! :)
I only wish I had just watched this episode closer to when it originally came out
"They called me a mad man" - MatPat after wanting to put his hands in bread
You kidding? He's still a madman
@@manifestationsofasort can't deny nor confirm that affirmation
Missed out on a perfect opportunity to call him mad mat. Instead of mad man, what a shame
@@SoggyCoffeeAddict I now grant you the rank of "Comedic Genius" welcome to the group
LOL 🤣 yes
Film Theory: Let's dissect the lore of Godzilla v Kong
Game Theory: Let's solve FNAF
Food Theory: Bread gloves? 👀
I love this channel
also food theory: LET'S EAT A TREEEEEe
when ollie grows up and needs to do a school science fair he has so much leverage
This episode outs stupid and very entertaining. I left a like in solidarity. 🍞👍
Matpat's ideas on game theory: the secret lore of minecraft, mario is crazy etc
In film theory: What is going to happen in godzilla vs King Kong
In food theory: B R E A D G L O V E S
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Mario is crazy, despite how there are holes in the theory,
You should shorten to just
b r e a d g l o v e I think it’s a bit more funny just saying got more of a ring to it lol
And that’s why it’s the best channel
@I LOVE ALL what’s fd
Every local restaurant: “Oh my god here come the CZcams food people again”
@TheKidArtist wow you’re rude
...oh no. Here he comes again.
LOL
@TheKidArtist thanks for kicking it off. I live for CZcams replies
I love how you can hear his phone vibrating at 0:08 and he forgot to edit it out
I have an idea of something to expanded on this idea. They could bake "bread" and see if they can come up with something that works better as a glove. With a very lose defition if bread
sometimes when they do these episodes together, i see it as an excuse for Matt to spend quality time with his awesome wife
I mean they do so much work, it's kinda nice and I love their duo
That's just fuckin wholesome
It a win for us anyway we look at it
It's a win-win.
The instant "nope we ate a Christmas tree" killed me
I’m imagining the fan interaction, like “Hey, oh my god, I love your videos!”
“Thank you… can we get some bread to shove our hand in”
Okay this channel teaches me SO MUCH but then I find these videos but y'know what, this can pass the vibe check I love bread and chaos so yay. (This is up there with eating trees.)
"The Conspiracy Theorists" has the be the next theorist channel
2:36 *_CONSPIRACY THEORY_** CHANNEL CONFIRMED **_!!!_* This is not a drill!
It does look like he already designed the Conspiracy Theory logo. :3
the team has hinted at this in several videos, im really excited to see it!
I’m thinking something like Book or Music theory. But that’s a good idea.
Something I've noticed..all the channels are a 4 letter word.
If Matpat doesn’t get the real gloves after this, I’m gonna riot.
Lol
i will join if you need help
Sign me up
in the editor notes, it says they bought the real gloves
Me too 🤚🤚🤚🤚🤚🤚🤚
Matt is right I'm actually interested in a bread glove, like it's a snack and a glove for the winter!
"omg they are so small how are you supposed to put your hands in it?"
Y O U R E N O T, MATTHEW
Mat Pat doesn’t care.
Obviously they're the child size, you saw Olly wear them without issue
You need to find the adult size
He’s been replaced with a synth 👀