Can You Bite Off Your Finger like a Carrot?
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- čas přidán 22. 05. 2024
- Have you ever looked at your fingers and wondered if you could eat them? Well lets find out if they really are a convenient, cheap and healthy snack!
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"I'm gonna be using liquified horse, also know as gelatin"
I did a thing- 2019
Read this right as he said it lol
Made it 1k likes yw
I just about died when he said that 😭😂
Yes, I watched the video too. 1/10.
It's true though gelatin is made out of animal bones
The most disturbing fact about this is that someone, somewhere in the world, already knew the answer without watching this video
Edit:Yall stop commenting on this shiz, it's been almost a year and I'm still getting notifications 😑
that was me but that was cuz i watched a video similar to this video's topic a few years back so im still dumb XDDDDD
@@alyssarasmussen1723 a more disturbing fact is that someone, somewhere in the world, already knew the answer without watching any video, reading any research, or doing any experiments about this topic.
I crushed a dudes thumb by crunching down on it with my back molar teeth. And I mean CRUSHED. Shit was almost flat and the sound of the bone crunching was absolutely sickening.
@@jichaelmackson9773 so what did it taste like?
@@justinmplayz8809 Like sweaty skin and blood. I had to fend off an attacker
i can't tell if this will stop me from doing it or is making the intrusive thoughts worse
is pk sneeze an earthbound thing
@@chairwood yuh
As a child I was feeding a rabbit and it bit my finger. It was very painful but my finger was okay, just red and with marks. Until that moment I didn´t realize how strong a tiny rabbits bite could be.
I know someone that lost the end of thier finger to a breeding rabbit, he was pretty young but still lol
Same thing happened to me actually, what a coincidence. It wasn't very painful because the rabbits were just born the day before, but came as a shock nontheless.
My rat bit me and made me bleed because he mistook my finger for food. What a noob
yeah their bites really do hurt, luckily my rabbit never bit me like that cause he only bites me really softly and playfully lol but it still hurts like hell
I had a pet rabbit, the fucker ripped off part of my skin in onee bite
When my daughter was about a year and a half old I was driving home with her in her car seat in the back of the car. She was screaming she was hungry so I told to wait a bit until we got home unless she wanted to eat her finger. She asked while still screaming, "Can I eat my finger?" I sad "yes it tastes like chicken" A few moments later all the " I'm hungry!" screaming stopped and I looked in the rear viw mirror. She legit was trying to bite her finger off.
As she gets older I'm very excited for her to get married so I can tell her husband this story
Kids are amazing!
Wow
I'm not sure if I should I call you irresponsible or laugh about this. I mean I don't rly think that small children get sarcasm. I cannot imagine your feelings if she actually bit off her finger. Scary thought
@Dcard Dcardian But you don't actually need to bite through your finger. If you bite till you hit your bone that should be quite unhealthy.
@@shadowtag2728 I'd feel bad if she had broken skin or something but all was good.
"Fish fingers"
"Human tails"
"Liquified horse"
Wait a minute...
WHO ARE YOU? (meme intensify’s)
FHL
*kazoo beat drop*
**bZMM BRMM BREMMM BZRMM BR BR BR BR BR**
Sakhawat Osmany I am drew who are you
I don't get it(said by my innocent mind)
I tried to bite off my finger once during a psychotic episode, so I can confidently say, no, you can not bite through your finger like a carrot :D #Science
AYYYYY PSYCHOSIS GANG
I'm autistic and i was just testing out my sensory stuff by biting various parts of my body. I liked making dents in my finger and then running my tongue over that. Weird and idk if its really related at all to OP comment but i wanted to post it here
Not being autistic and reading all of this is very weird
@@tonks9462 It is very weird xD Even having experienced it xD
i bit off someone else's finger during a panic attack
it was not that much harder than biting a carrot
i also removed the poor sod's nose and one ear, the left one IIRC
The only issue on this testing (ironically ignoring his usual insanity) is that our jaws create force instantly, not a few kilos at a time. Bones are especially good at taking and resisting slowly building compression and shearing forces
Man, they really cut the MythBusters production budget
And this is way more entertaining.
I wonder if MythBuster tried this.
i do like to think of my self as a bootleg tori belleci
I did a thing
Not bootleg, Scuffed.
Nah he’s better his sarcasm is funny asf
This video was brought to you by the cannibal gang
aka dez looca's cannibal crew
Kannibal Krew
r/CursedComments
We are culturized and not a gang
The gang doesnt last very long
we can always ask a cannibal.
Thank you for your service. I have always vehemently denied this myth whenever it comes up in conversation, but no one has ever let me chew on their finger to prove I can only bite through if I'm really hungry.
Imagine looking through this guy's search history
He like attack on titan a little bit ...to much
I bet his search history is just carrot
xD
Can you bite through a human finger like a carrot, baby unemployment rate, how to make a flamethrower, etc.
His FBI agent: 😰
I've never heard a psychopath with such a calming voice
The thing about a Psychopath is that you could have talked to multiple of them and never realized. Have you not heard about serial killers that neigherbors thought were the nicest and most friendly people they've met?
Most psychopaths probably do have calming voices
But... but... God Himself (Mr. Freckles or just Morgan Freeman) has an unnaturally calm and soothing voice. Does that mean...
*engineer gaming*
I like this comment but I don’t wanna ruin the 69 bc apparently I’m a child x
Thank you for your wonderful journalism. Very entertaining.
I love how much I want to show my family your videos but it always would make me seemingly not ok
This guy's house genuinely terrifies me. He lives in australia, has no seals on his door. His house is infested with geckos, spiders, and insects.
how...how do you even how hia house looks, are you his neighboor? and i mean youre basically telling your neighboor is house terrifies you over his fuck up youtube video?
So city like
How the fuck do you know that
Duarte VR because of his videos
@@Vegetable789 ah
00:17 Imagine coming into the house and having no clue whats going on
Melos Tahiri it’s a religious ritual
Melos Tahiri my brother does this twice a day ¯\_(ツ)_/¯
i think that at this point and by now this is an average day for his family
You mean 00:01 right?
Marie Fiction ß
This is one of the channels where I first find it at night, and then I got to stop my self from falling into the rabbit hole of all the secrets of the world in what feels like minutes but is really hours. Amazing content 👍
I remember like, a year and a half ago I clicked on this video expecting it to be educational and informational and stuff. This video is what introduced me to your channel 💀💀
I love how when he tried to search "is eating yourself cannibalism" it came up with "is eating yourself vegan".
same here
IS IT NO I MEAN.
Ok not really that. But people have like nail biting habits, ya know? So...if you were vegan, and bit your nails, would you still be vegan? Bc being vegan Is not eating/using any animal, or animal products. And since we are like animals, or animals in others opinions, that's eating an animal. Or the same thing with like kissing and...other bodily fluid ingesting. You know? I'm just like super curious and, it's hard for me to explain, but, you should understand what I mean.
@@purrfectlydeadinside9375 I dont think so, it's about how animal's go through loads of pain and sadness to be turned and processed into meat and biting fingernails doesnt really seem that harmful.
@@dogwithawitchhat yeah I understand that part, alot of people also do it to be healthier. But I see where your coming from. It shall always be in the back of my head tho 🤔
@@dogwithawitchhat
Being vegan just means not eating any animal products.
That's it.
"Help step bro, my fingers are stuck in plaster"
LOL
Goddamn spilled my coffee
lmao
hahahahaah
@@ItsTaionna why
You should ask some of those weird body modders how much force it takes to bite through a finger. Also, awhile back there were were some people that instead of getting wedding rings, bit off the ends of each others ring fingers.
Svaka čast odličan video i dosta smešan 😂
i love how involved his family is in his youtube videos. “Oi mum I need you to pretend to be a raging alcoholic for a laugh.” “Yeah sure.”
its not a joke
oh, well . . . awkward . . . 😳😳😬
Can I interrupt this conversation
@@cvgurau yeah no shit lmao
@@cvgurau wait is he offended?!
I have a friend who lives in Chernobyl who did this experiment on himself so now he only has 13 fingers
Wait.. 13?!??!?!?!
Mister comedy has arrived
seems legit
@@dogwithawitchhat I really thought that was gonna take avery different turn for a second XD
Cool so hes fine
an absolue masterpiece
I haven't laughed consistently through a video like this in yeaaaarss. Hilarious
This channel is literally howtobasic but with context and talking.
0:17 context, you say?
He is how to basic, 5:10 “which channel are you on”
Yep.
XD
He’s the greatest memer
Yeh i know it looks like i have sea men on my apron. its soy milk i swear!
I did a thing ok soy boy you can’t lie to me stinky I know you see men
I did a thing lmao sea men they came from the sea
During no nut november smh -_-
This man heckin time traveled
The intro looks like u wanna use it like a d i l d o
9:29 Is no one gonna talk about how the Ice Age CD was appropriate in its location
wait, this intro is the best I've ever seen on a yt video, ngl-
“Be careful or you’ll shatter my fingers.”
“At least you’ll be free”
Well he’s not wrong..
Oof?
That reminds me of a TTRPG experience I had once. A player character had something stuck to their forehead and was asking the party to get it off, but they couldn't just pull it off. So the Chaotic Neutral guy is like "I know! We could decapitate you :)" And you know, that's not incorrect, the thing wouldn't be stuck to him anymore lmao
was this suppost to be funny?
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@@slayerx5511 " s u p p o s t "
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No no, he has a point.
Imagine donating your bone to science when you die and it go to this
You dont have to. I served three years in the army as a confidential counselor and psychiatrist. Talked to a special forces guy who got into an entanglement with an insurgent and he bit a couple of the enemies fingers off
@@darkanddryhumour1822 Sure, that happened
no better outcome. if i had to choose with being The cadaver which cured cancer, and this? this
@@warfan1302 why wouldn’t it?
@@darkanddryhumour1822, r/thathappened
the AUDACITY of this guy
I love it
I love that google search history list haa from the first search to the last, hilarious detail
Is no one going to talk about this montage of him giving us the middle finger? 5:55
no
Maybe
Perhaps
No because you already said it
Possibly
That was literally the most confusing intro ive ever seen
Hey cuz
WhAt-
@@amalawi aYEEE
@@Whywasthisadded who needs family when i got myself a doppleganger
It’s cuz he’s from Australia
“But the carrot snapped well before my finger did”
I like how he used his middle finger pointing up while he made the mold
“Is he going to reuse this joke every time he searches on google?”
yes
no
@@Ididathing yeetus feetus finger eatus
*Yeß*
@@haloez4234 He said yes.
So.. no one is gonna talk about the fact that he's keeping Ice age the movie in his freezer? lmao
Where else would you keep it? 🤷🏻♀️
Seems reasonable to me 🤔
What do you mean? That’s where I always put it. 😕
You don't keep yours there?
What, are you serious? Where the fuck else do we put it?
very informative thank you
piece of master art craft
Man, this carrot really tastes like a finger.
*Wait a minute...*
cronch
@@Kravv cat butter
Polpo would approve
How you know what fingers taste like *cannibal*
Who are you???
i like how he just went and spoke serbian out of nowhere. nice.
Opaa, šta je ovo? Srbin?
Imenjaci smo
Pa jbt jel on to nas?
Ja nisam srbin neg hrvat ali kog boli kurac
Ali youtube ne razume srpski pa mu nisu uklonili video za psovke😂😂😂
this is the type of content i like to see
My old lecturer at uni told me that back when he was working at a mental health facility there was a guy who locked himself in a toilet stall and was biting his fingers off and spitting them over the top of the door when they were trying to get him out. He said he couldn't forget the sound that made.
If we were as fragile as carrots we would crumble under our own weight.
But if we had bones made of carrots then we wouldn't weigh as much therefore we wouldn't :)
@@FlightTheatreAlberto all the rabbits and bunnies...
Retirix he never said the bones we carrots he said if we were as fragile as carrots so if we grabbed something heavy we would break or our own body weigh would crush us.
CoolTaco Penguin yes but in being as fragile we would weigh less, therefore adapting to what we are today, just not as heavy.
Rose Edmondson we’d probably not be top tier
1:42 "or like an albanian people smuggler"
the albanian 3 sec. later
*starts speaking serbian*
Croatian/Serbian*
Its montenegrin
Croatian. Serbians have far more deep voice. I am Croat
@@lostcause2195 no.
@@mokortz6641 kaj is croatian not sta
The beat drop when the weight of the dumbbell crushes the set of teeth is the funniest thing ever
That's one hell of a mind you got there considering these video ideas.
Y’all is no one gonna talk about how a google search suggestion was “is eating yourself vegan”
Chemical Child yes
I was thinking about vegans eating themselves and other vegans today
Yall
is eating pussy vegan
+Chemical Child
It’s common sense
No.
I love how he says “The carrot snapped way before my finger did” implying his finger snapped 😂
Yeah, I was like "what do you mean 'way before'?" 😐
He has a large base of human "volunteers" his own fingers are ok but he has hundreds more in cages
it isn't implying anything, it's factual, if it takes X amount of force to break a carrot, and you exceed that on your own finger, it snapped before your finger.
?
@@DDFYO yeah but he said "The carrot snapped before MY finger DID", I feel like he would say "The carrot snapped way before A finger WOULD"
Omg the name of the channel goes perfect with the vid 😭
you should have just filled a surgical glove with the plaster lol but watching what you did instead was f**king fantastic 😂 top vid
The funny thing about this channel is that when I read the title I couldn’t tell whether or not you’d actually seriously try to do it.
I mean he kinda did
Benjamin McCann You don’t get it , the problem is , that you can’t be sure about this guy.
you can never be sure
Well, he did
Watching him drop those weights while not wearing shoes stressed me out more than I know how to describe.
Unless there steel toe. That does nothing
I know. But weirdly it still sounds worse conceptually for some irrational reason.
@@blackfrost9011 true
Me too 😂😂😂👍👍👍👍
Shit will still hurt regardless 😂😂😂
you being an australian made my day because the way aussie talk is just comedy gold
These absolute cartoonish shenanigans are enough to make me subscribe.
I swear. That whole montage of him putting his finger in the cups was just to flip is off
you are correct
I did a thing how very nice of you 😂
Honestly tho 😂😂
Swaggy Sara I know right but it was funny
4:45 “stepbro help I got my hand stuck in the plaster”
Thanks
Me: "A likely story! No, you can't have my fingers!"
ahahahaah
later stepbro is gonna fuck the holes in the plaster
Feel like this is a plot for a porn vid
Bruh the intro... Already best video of today
Fun fact before casting silicones and alginates in dental industry, they only had wax and they used it for casting molds out the patien's (or torture subject's) mouth
the term "liquified horse" has created such a grotesque image in my mind; thank you.
I live drinking horse
I'm really good at that type of stuff but I can't picture that in my head, all i see is a brown puddl- wait what
@@SecondaryHaha pony goo :c
Deflated horse
@@terrificmarrow2764 :c who popped him and why
I love how he's casually flipping us off
my mum was watching 😬
Same
That’s was so funny🤣🤣🤣🤣🥲🥲🥲🥲
Id rather be flipped off by a dumbass youtuber than a stranger
He doing it as I read this
You can, but your brain just doesn’t let you
The intro this guy makes feels like a goddam fever dream, but this is some good stuff
"This tail has similar bones to to the human tail"
-I did a thing
Yeah I had to stop and re-play that. Yes, we have a tail bone, but not nearly large enough to be considered a tail.
Same
okay I did hear that right
we only have tail bones, not actual tails. so how does that make sense?
I think we do as fetus'
This channel is like the love child of MythBusters and HowToBasic
I agree lol
Well, he's australian. So, maybe there is a connection
I have same thought lol
he looks like a mix of matpat and nilered
Ngl a scream with the punch bag clip would have been hilarious
I have a habit of biting on my fingers so hard when Im stressed that they leave bruises but somehow I still needed this video to be sure
The fuckigng ice age in the freezer I’m crying
If your froze your finger you could eat it
He's done it. He's clawed his way out of a trend to an actual channel. gj
Gg m8 no re
why did i get a notification that you uploaded this again
Bro I laughed way too hard at this sh.t 😂😂😂 why is it that I nurtured this doubt for so long, even as recently as a couple days ago
Normies: "But I don't want to bite my finger off to test it!"
Aussies: "Make a fake finger from real bones and test how much weight it takes to sever it."
Aussies after they sober up: "Bite down on a carrot and your finger at the same time and see which gives up first duh."
Yo this comment is underrated
NoRmIeS
Considered this a few days ago
I actually did that last one, a carrot is a solid structure, so it will snap at a certain point at which point you automatically stop closing your teeth to prevent them from snapping into each other with a lot of force, the finger has tons on non-solid and bendy material, which means it won't snap like a strand of spaghetti, so it might take the same force to bite through a finger, but not the same motion.
I was pretty confident in the myth being bullshit.
Me: looks at comments first
Also Me "Sees fish fingers"
Also Me "I've seen everything"
Getting your fingers stuck in hot plaster actually made me worry for you. That was pretty funny.
I remember lonniedos saying that fingers are as strong as carrots
"an albanian people smuggler"
haha you almost got me but look at his squat, that is where you know he is western spy. true men squat with heels down
Heels in the Sky, Western Spy
I know it, you gonna tell this story in every barbeque party
Real slavs
Heels on the ground squats
Thought the same lol
How tf is that Albanian that's either Bosnian, Serbian or Croatian
9:40
Here we have undeniable proof that I Did A Thing is a top tier masochist.
We did it boys, Density is no more🙌
He did it for science!
Also dipping his finger in hot wax
As soon as he brought out the ox tail. All I could think was "just bite the tail ffs!" 😂 😂
If my mom saw my video history she would probably send me immediately to therapy
The dead guy would never suspect his scull would be in a video with over a mil views 😂
what a lucky man
1:05 "It sounds a little like a D *major* scale"
*Plays D MINOR scale*
Sp00n wannabe
A little like the major scale, not a lot like the major scale
A solitude in D major
Ok boomer
pretty sure it is d major.
1:27 where did you find those pictures
1:42 The Albanian people smuggler speaking perfect Serbian is hilarious
1:53 “dark souls 3 controller fix”
“i can only walk in dark souls 3”
“how to refund steam games”
what a story
Lmaooooo
"is he going to reuse this joke every time he searches on google" lmao
@@PronteCo lame comment
@@alsocupcakes8885 rude
@CAP PY Ah, okay. I didn’t get it
He clearly wasnt the child that put their hands in candles
I was
I did that as a child 😔
I still do that...
i do that
I get pleasure from the act.
Now THIS is the content at 3 am
No one gonna talk about how he was flipping us off during the casting?
they have tiny little bones like human tails.
Looked for this comment
Well, we have tail bones.
Yeah we used to have tails and it connected to our spine and shrunk and stuff so that's why we have a tail bone it's called evolution so this joke is actually reality
Some people still have tails😅
You definitely should've tried the molded finger with the oxtail in it with your OWN bite strength! (you've put far worse into your mouth) It's crazy how much force we can apply with our jaws.
yeah i have no idea why he didnt
@@ozhinz Well, putting questionable things in your mouth is one thing, but biting something hard and risking fucking up your teeth for life is something else entirely.
@@Undy1 he makes enough to fix it, do it for the science :) or make a pointless video showing how weak a carrot is
@@WillBlueAnimalTraining lol that's a dumb reasoning for doing it. You clearly don't know how much of a pain in the ass having dental work done can be. He clearly showed a finger is stronger than a carrot therefore you can't bite through your finger like you would a carrot. Which was the entire point. Thanks bye
"clearly" this video was misinformed and wrong, he didn't use between 1,100 and 1,300 Newtons psi bite he barely broke a fucking carrot, the myth wasn't is a finger as strong a carrot, its if you bite bone it will snap, and this WAS NOT TRIED..
"clearly"
As i read the title i just looked at my hand and was just like, "do i really want to know?"
It's 4 am and this showed up on my for you page
So I was bored in class and decided to take a shot calculating weather or not it was physically possible to bite your own finger off. So I researched the psi of a human jaw and measured the diameter of my index finger. I then calculated the estimated psi for the moment of collapse for a cylinder of the same thickness as the index finger. I also researched the psi of failure for a carrot of the same size as the finger. If my calculations were correct, then theoretically, no you can’t physically bite your own finger off. The psi of failure for your finger is about 90 psi greater than the max psi of a human jaw and even more so than a carrot of the same size.
woah all this hard work and only 7 likes???
The bone is the only problem
I think
Let me put it this way if you didn't bite your finger off how did you prove you can't
And everyone has different bite pressure
Incognito Burrito uhhh so yes or no
“Liquified horse, also known as gelatin”
haram astaghirfullah
"Yo look who fell asleep first."
"Prank em John."
"Hehe you already know."
I love how your intros are always so random and unpredictable, it’s brilliant! You are hilarious