Jeremy Clarkson Saying "Blithering Idiot" Compilation

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  • @longtailgt
    @longtailgt Před rokem +938

    "your brother is idiot" "he's never met my brother how does he know he's an idiot?" I died

    • @excavalon1366
      @excavalon1366 Před rokem +32

      Jeremy doesn't know, his genius knows.

    • @blackhawks81H
      @blackhawks81H Před rokem +17

      That's honestly one of the funniest moments ever. James's acting genuinely offended really sells it.

    • @samuelpinder1215
      @samuelpinder1215 Před rokem +4

      That's one of my favourite top gear / grand tour clips ever

    • @lightsfansofthewest481
      @lightsfansofthewest481 Před 9 měsíci +2

      3:02

    • @nnnnn643
      @nnnnn643 Před 5 měsíci +1

      @@excavalon1366 his genius generates gravity

  • @emilianogranados8938
    @emilianogranados8938 Před rokem +878

    Hammond launching the dummy patient out of the ambulance is still one of my favorite scenes of the whole show

    • @muhammadzailani7313
      @muhammadzailani7313 Před rokem +14

      The accuracy of the shot🤣

    • @geuros
      @geuros Před rokem +12

      I couldn't stopped laughing the first time I saw it haha it was like "yeah, job done!!"

    • @reececollison5101
      @reececollison5101 Před rokem +7

      The first time I saw it, I was in so much pain from laughing so hard at that 😂😂

    • @DerekEncryptedSoulKlehm
      @DerekEncryptedSoulKlehm Před rokem

      "Patient to Hospital." *immediate disaster occurs* "Hammond you blithering idiot!"

    • @pranavkachroo
      @pranavkachroo Před rokem +4

      It always makes me crack up 🤣🤣🤣

  • @peterjones6321
    @peterjones6321 Před rokem +281

    Blithering idiot is a great insult. It conveys a great deal in two words.

  • @beanbag8020
    @beanbag8020 Před rokem +328

    I have waited for forever for this video to drop, my life is now complete

  • @clxx1302
    @clxx1302 Před rokem +615

    "James May your brother is an idiot..."
    "But you haven't met my brother how do you know he's an idiot"
    One of the lines I will never forget🤣

    • @electro007gd
      @electro007gd Před rokem +1

      your brother is idiot and your stupid car is ready

    • @willacheson5682
      @willacheson5682 Před rokem +10

      Blatant lie because you misquoted the line

    • @edwardsfc6401
      @edwardsfc6401 Před rokem +5

      It’s funny cause I don’t think James even has a brother.

    • @gwauk205
      @gwauk205 Před rokem +12

      @@willacheson5682 Calm down, it’s not exactly a “blatant lie”, it was a light hearted comment that slightly misquoted the line…

    • @madzyboy7111
      @madzyboy7111 Před rokem +2

      @@edwardsfc6401 yeah he does

  • @annhentaiuser6658
    @annhentaiuser6658 Před rokem +283

    Boris: "Have you driven a tractor very fast?"
    Clarkson: "...No."
    Years later:
    Clarkson: "CHECK OUT MY LAMBORGHINI TRACTOR WITH 40 FORWARD GEARS!"

  • @danielmaudslay6792
    @danielmaudslay6792 Před rokem +251

    The Johnson interview hasn’t aged well

    • @georgesaddington1274
      @georgesaddington1274 Před rokem +49

      'it's perfectly true......erm......cour-co-see it's a longtimeago...'

    • @benjaminlumsden
      @benjaminlumsden Před rokem +76

      Right, because Jeremy has now driven a tractor very fast.

    • @ronmastrio2798
      @ronmastrio2798 Před rokem

      Well he told you that beneath the perfectly constructed veneer of a blithering idiot lies a blithering idiot.

    • @katierandall9191
      @katierandall9191 Před rokem +23

      Remember when he was just amusingly bumbling? Ugh.

    • @danielmaudslay6792
      @danielmaudslay6792 Před rokem

      @Teamgeist because he’s a blithering idiot

  • @cosmicspaghetti9906
    @cosmicspaghetti9906 Před rokem +110

    0:30 “You blithering idiot, you’ve just run over it!”, everything about that bit still makes me laugh like it first did when it aired, Jeremy’s hand movements, his annoyance at James and then his conclusion of “that’s not edible now, is it?”

    • @justas525
      @justas525 Před rokem +1

      For flatting our supper, James was punished (proceeds to bump in rear end of Cadillac)

    • @samuelpinder1215
      @samuelpinder1215 Před rokem

      ​@@justas525 *returns with cow on roof*

  • @benjaminlafontan6501
    @benjaminlafontan6501 Před rokem +133

    What about the “HAMMOND YOU BLITHERING IDIOT YOU’VE REVERSED INTO MY SPORTS LORRY”

    • @stonkr
      @stonkr Před rokem

      That was just a standard idiot, I don't believe it was elevated to blithering status.

    • @MrSonUMad
      @MrSonUMad Před rokem +6

      *THE Sports Lorry

    • @fissilewhistle
      @fissilewhistle Před rokem +11

      It’s “Hammond, you idiot, you’ve reversed into the sports Lorry.”

  • @L2DaK2Dap
    @L2DaK2Dap Před rokem +48

    5:42
    James lost a lot of weight as the series went on.

    • @sharpfalcon6196
      @sharpfalcon6196 Před rokem +3

      That's Jason Dawe. See first clip (from S2 Ep1).

    • @benjaminlumsden
      @benjaminlumsden Před rokem +9

      @@sharpfalcon6196 I think they knew that...

    • @gregheffley9984
      @gregheffley9984 Před rokem

      ​@@sharpfalcon6196 that was a joke, you blithering idiot

  • @joshcorbett9674
    @joshcorbett9674 Před rokem +25

    1:30
    Oh the irony

  • @MuhtasimDishan88
    @MuhtasimDishan88 Před rokem +54

    The way in which Jeremy delivers at 1:19 is just beyond godlike!
    I couldn't stop laughing the first time I heard it while watching that episode, and it still cracks me up!! 😂

    • @ak42069
      @ak42069 Před rokem

      What episode is that?

    • @MuhtasimDishan88
      @MuhtasimDishan88 Před rokem +2

      @@ak42069 The Grand Tour, Series 1 Episode 12

    • @seijisuzuki4197
      @seijisuzuki4197 Před rokem +1

      Clarkson : "And James May Because He's a Blithering Idiot, 6.000 RPM."

    • @jeremyfong5684
      @jeremyfong5684 Před 15 dny

      ​@@seijisuzuki4197"Shakes his head"

  • @cepheus7850
    @cepheus7850 Před rokem +11

    5:18 I really like when Jeremy really emphasizes 'blithering,' makes it even more funny. This reminds me too when Jeremy would emphasize the word 'business' when he was talking about businessmen, I forget which episode that is.

  • @Sledgeh101
    @Sledgeh101 Před rokem +66

    This video is the first time I've heard anything from Jason Dawe on a compilation video. I'm aware that he was only on Series 1, but the fact that he doesn't have anything worthy to add to the dozens of other compilation videos I think shows why they went with James May for series 2.

    • @zulous
      @zulous Před rokem +18

      well James was meant to be on series 1 and Jason Dawe filled in for him. If you watch series 1 you'll see he was actually a decent host

    • @Gordanovich02
      @Gordanovich02 Před rokem +5

      Thing is that in Series 1 they were still doing a little bit of serious motoring stuff, like getting a better deal on a new car, or consumer-y stuff like that, and that was Dawe's job. And he was perfectly decent at it, but it rarely made for compilation-worthy TV.

    • @zulous
      @zulous Před rokem +2

      @@Gordanovich02 they were doing that up till like series 5 with james taking over

    • @Gordanovich02
      @Gordanovich02 Před rokem +1

      @@zulous yeah but it was pretty dry in the early days.

    • @zulous
      @zulous Před rokem +2

      @@Gordanovich02 it was just part of that old format which is usually why you see top gear from series 5 onwards as that was what most people think top gear is about

  • @philipwalton4877
    @philipwalton4877 Před rokem +13

    Boris “Have you ever driven a tractor very fast”
    Jeremy “No , nobody has”
    Jeremy 15 years later buys a Lamborghini tractor

  • @Fortunes.Fool.
    @Fortunes.Fool. Před rokem +31

    I had a terrible day and this, just like usual, made me smile.

  • @MarkTMFIRE
    @MarkTMFIRE Před rokem +28

    Oh Yes, ICONIC Jeremy Lines

  • @Akirasip
    @Akirasip Před rokem +7

    6:40 - Thank you for including this clip, been looking for it for weeks. Literally no other compilation has it for some reason.

  • @ryanm.191
    @ryanm.191 Před rokem +17

    That Boris Johnson clip aged well

  • @seijisuzuki4197
    @seijisuzuki4197 Před rokem +3

    3:49 Clarkson : "HAMMOND, You Blithering Idiot, You've Totally Ruined This Car!"

  • @seijisuzuki4197
    @seijisuzuki4197 Před rokem +3

    1:01 Clarkson : "Hammond You Blithering Idiots!"

  • @ericfitzgerald9139
    @ericfitzgerald9139 Před rokem +16

    JC was barely 40 in that first clip. All those British cigs and pints really took their toll.

    • @jeremyfong5684
      @jeremyfong5684 Před 15 dny

      Not exactly, he was already in his 40s when he started TG

  • @Glaviel
    @Glaviel Před rokem +3

    2:50 this was way funnier that i was expecting 😂

  • @Iomar1975
    @Iomar1975 Před rokem +16

    1:33 That aged poorly, to put it mildly.

  • @ssisaac7921
    @ssisaac7921 Před rokem +1

    I’ve been waiting for this for so long

  • @QKvox
    @QKvox Před rokem +3

    This channel is a masterpiece

  • @MasterFlores35
    @MasterFlores35 Před rokem +9

    There’s no way a “blithering idiot” compilation is only just under 8minites 😂

  • @karelpgbr
    @karelpgbr Před rokem +6

    The Johnson interview aged like already foul milk

  • @mousek801
    @mousek801 Před rokem +5

    "Your brother is idiot"? He's never met my brother!

  • @Iceferno
    @Iceferno Před rokem +1

    This is the best video, pause, in the world.

  • @Black.Sabbath
    @Black.Sabbath Před rokem +19

    2:00
    3:00 "He's never met my brother, how does he know he's an idiot" 😂
    3:34 Fucking face
    4:55
    5:18 Johnny English
    5:42 Didn't know Mark Labbett was on Top Gear.
    6:05 "Teach a man to carpetbomb Mozambique with fish"
    6:48

  • @cheekibreeki5183
    @cheekibreeki5183 Před rokem +11

    This is the video equivalent of literature.

  • @matthewgreen7458
    @matthewgreen7458 Před 8 měsíci

    Hammond would definitely win at ambulance football. 😅😂

  • @Jakko25
    @Jakko25 Před rokem +3

    “He’s never met my brother, how does he know that he’s an idiot”. Ngl I spent the rest of the video thinking about that one scene and just giggling to myself

  • @felid.769
    @felid.769 Před rokem +10

    You now have to do one of James saying "oaf" lol

    • @incTG
      @incTG  Před rokem +4

      good idea

    • @imstupid880
      @imstupid880 Před rokem

      I thought that said "oof" at first, but doing one on every time they get hurt would be fun

  • @ImMimi.x
    @ImMimi.x Před rokem +10

    i think i have watched your channel for about 23 days if you counted the time i've spent watching and rewatching these videos

    • @incTG
      @incTG  Před rokem +6

      the bbc & amazon thanks you for your ad revenue

  • @wisdomstragedy6632
    @wisdomstragedy6632 Před rokem +3

    Oi krikey ! the car guy uploaded

  • @NottherealKyleLarson
    @NottherealKyleLarson Před rokem +2

    I’m surprised this hasn’t become a compilation already

  • @ChiSa123
    @ChiSa123 Před 11 měsíci +2

    2:00 And then one day he did... on his own farm!

  • @Roj-jh4pg
    @Roj-jh4pg Před 2 měsíci

    Great video bro 👍

  • @Staralium
    @Staralium Před rokem

    Best quote

  • @emptybucket1988
    @emptybucket1988 Před rokem +4

    Today I learn something new James May has a brother

  • @elnyoutube123
    @elnyoutube123 Před rokem

    There's one in the top gear DVD with hammond where he sounds out every syllable "b l i t h e r i n g a I d I o t"

  • @seijisuzuki4197
    @seijisuzuki4197 Před rokem +1

    5:49 Clarkson : "IT'S A VAUXHALL, YOU BLITHERING IDIOTS!"

  • @thehasinhafiz
    @thehasinhafiz Před rokem +1

    Name a more iconic line

  • @derlangsame7813
    @derlangsame7813 Před rokem +2

    You've forgotten this one:
    "The only solution that I can think of, is to be followed by a man in a van, with your roof in the back.
    This, of course, is a very expensive solution, even the blithering idiot that I've employed is costing me four and a half thousand pounds a year".

  • @Dafmeister1978
    @Dafmeister1978 Před rokem +1

    1:40 Well, you can't say we weren't warned.

  • @jus1029ph
    @jus1029ph Před rokem +10

    Any chance for “James if I may…” and “I’m not interested”?

    • @incTG
      @incTG  Před rokem +2

      good idea

    • @lightsfansofthewest481
      @lightsfansofthewest481 Před rokem

      ​@@incTG How about when they say, "...on about"? For example, Hammond said, "What are you going on about?" Clarkson has also said once, "Women, do you know what I'm on about?"

  • @lukegauci1159
    @lukegauci1159 Před rokem +7

    The name of this shouldn't be "Jeremy saying "Blithering Idiot"" but it should be "Jeremy saying "Hammond you idiot! * insert whatever car/lorry he reversed into! *"

  • @TacticalGaming_
    @TacticalGaming_ Před rokem +1

    0:01 the legends were born

  • @BillehBobJoe
    @BillehBobJoe Před rokem

    do you have a compilation of celebrities breaking the landing lights/parts of the car?

  • @aidancolclough111
    @aidancolclough111 Před rokem +1

    “this is thunder rider 1 to innapropriate stalk” i fucking died

  • @maxsouthy
    @maxsouthy Před rokem

    Jeremy clarkson said hello and happy birthday Jane

  • @daviandreaguiar
    @daviandreaguiar Před 7 měsíci +1

    "Blithering idiot "

  • @jimimurray9601
    @jimimurray9601 Před rokem

    My favourite phrase

  • @anchy1995
    @anchy1995 Před rokem +1

    Has there been a compilation of three of them smoking (pipe, cigarette, Shisha, etc.)

  • @ygorules2
    @ygorules2 Před rokem +1

    5:33 - imagine what his insurance premium is now. Must be expensive for someone who moves a vehicle more by crashing than by driving

  • @f.ludovico3105
    @f.ludovico3105 Před rokem +6

    Thank you very much for being bothered to continually do compilations for our entertainment! What about a “mental age of 8” compilation for the next one? I’m sure there’s enough material.

    • @incTG
      @incTG  Před rokem +3

      good idea, might do it if there's enough content

  • @maxsouthy
    @maxsouthy Před rokem

    Laughing hysterically at my message to Jane

  • @ShockwaveTheLogical
    @ShockwaveTheLogical Před rokem +3

    1:26 Oh this did NOT age well

  • @maxsouthy
    @maxsouthy Před rokem

    Singing happy birthday to Jane

  • @BritishMiscellanyYT
    @BritishMiscellanyYT Před rokem

    Do an animal compilation if there’s enough footage for that!

  • @RandomVideos66
    @RandomVideos66 Před rokem +6

    How about doing a video on the trio imitating cars?

    • @incTG
      @incTG  Před rokem +3

      czcams.com/video/MT-oaXPRBfw/video.html

  • @X-GamerPro-HD
    @X-GamerPro-HD Před rokem

    Classic and good times

  • @TheGalonator
    @TheGalonator Před rokem

    Thank youuuu!!!!

  • @rs8382
    @rs8382 Před rokem +1

    The start of an era 0:00

  • @fpier371
    @fpier371 Před rokem

    1:47 no no my dear fellow... haha

  • @10thdoctor15
    @10thdoctor15 Před rokem +1

    "Our transport minister in Great Britain doesn't know what a Motorway is."

    • @_Philip_.
      @_Philip_. Před rokem

      He s a blittering idiot ahahah everybody laughing nervously

  • @Certified_Futbolero
    @Certified_Futbolero Před rokem

    Jeremy also said, "Blithering Idiot" in Robot Wars Series 1 (Jeremy was a former host in Robot Wars. Afterwards, he was replaced by Craig Charles)

    • @incTG
      @incTG  Před rokem

      didn't know that! (saying blithering idiot, not that he hosted robot wars)

  • @billnyetherussianspy2137

    What episode is that last clip from?

  • @ygorules2
    @ygorules2 Před rokem +2

    The closest thing we’ve had to an Australian car is the upside down cars they have to the Aussie presenters for that race

    • @xhorxhi77
      @xhorxhi77 Před rokem

      u what? remember the Monaro? the vxr8?

    • @ygorules2
      @ygorules2 Před rokem

      @@xhorxhi77 shhhhhhh appreciate the joke

  • @canadiancanucklehead8310

    “Buh-lithering Eediot”

  • @JayFAE12
    @JayFAE12 Před rokem

    I forget James came in later than Jeremy and Richard lmao

  • @philipdevonald1273
    @philipdevonald1273 Před rokem

    Tried off when the clwn Boris came on

  • @MagiTailWelkin
    @MagiTailWelkin Před 11 měsíci

    Johnson calling himself a blithering idiot is probably the only time he's ever been honest.

  • @shawnqi1215
    @shawnqi1215 Před rokem +4

    3:11 I don’t recognize this boat scene, does anyone know where this scene is from?

    • @incTG
      @incTG  Před rokem +3

      the perfect road trip 2

  • @MasterFlores35
    @MasterFlores35 Před rokem

    The tractor bit aged well 1:52

  • @RedfishCarolina
    @RedfishCarolina Před rokem

    May with a mustache looks like bored Luigi.

  • @theredguy8746
    @theredguy8746 Před rokem +1

    1:30 Well that didn't age well.

  • @matthewthomas2546
    @matthewthomas2546 Před rokem +1

    Compilation of "you've got a beard" jokes?

  • @lewisspring35
    @lewisspring35 Před rokem +4

    1:35 Fucking hell, this didnt age well.

  • @79devo
    @79devo Před rokem

    I miss the old Top Gear

  • @just_a_girl60
    @just_a_girl60 Před rokem

    I NEED 1:01 as a ring/text tone 😂😂

  • @ovidiumiinea5462
    @ovidiumiinea5462 Před rokem

    the guy that Clarkson was right about was Boris Johnson, went to become PM

  • @kineticdeath
    @kineticdeath Před rokem

    James, he didnt say your brother "is an idiot" he said "your brother is idiot" lol

  • @georgestoian1046
    @georgestoian1046 Před 11 měsíci

    I would like an compilation with Boris on Top gear, it would be ultra funny.

    • @incTG
      @incTG  Před 11 měsíci

      already made one

  • @markcf83
    @markcf83 Před rokem

    By popular demand.......

  • @JKH133
    @JKH133 Před rokem

    Wonder if Boris looks back on this
    Also, we need a compilation of jokes about Hammond’s teeth

  • @M1CKEYHD
    @M1CKEYHD Před rokem

    1:06 what episode is that?

  • @maxsouthy
    @maxsouthy Před rokem

    He’s never met Jane

  • @maxsouthy
    @maxsouthy Před rokem

    Bibbo and mickey John

  • @AndrewVidoni
    @AndrewVidoni Před rokem

    What episode is 3:09 from?

  • @ultrajd
    @ultrajd Před rokem

    I like the part where he says “Blithering Idiot”

  • @napoleonicgeese5223
    @napoleonicgeese5223 Před rokem

    1:27 is that, Boris Johnson?

  • @Fifers86
    @Fifers86 Před rokem

    1:08

  • @daanbos5918
    @daanbos5918 Před rokem +1

    It’s my favourite insult in the English language

  • @tristanblikman9151
    @tristanblikman9151 Před rokem

    1:27 I was today years old when I found out Boris Johnson was on Bottom Gear

  • @maxsouthy
    @maxsouthy Před rokem

    Velvet cake

  • @UsmanShahidMahmood
    @UsmanShahidMahmood Před rokem +2

    3:37 was the best one so far