When you're trying NOT to look dumb in front of your smart friend.
VloĆŸit
- Äas pĆidĂĄn 2. 07. 2020
- Bro just admit defeat đ (Those words where for sure made up though, don't look it upđ)
Thanks ExpressVPN for sponsoring this video! Go to expressvpn.com/calebcity and find out how you can get 3 months free.
Music
King Kaiyo - Melodic
Oddwin - 19 - Komedie
"I never learned that. Was I sick?"
I felt that.
It really do be like that
man, have you ever took off on the wrong day off and comeback to mad make up work and missed all types of shit...including fightsđđđ
Imagine the one class you miss is the one where you can basically break physics.
Facts
đ
If someone tells you, "I'm not even going to look that up for you". That's when you should just stop talking đ€Ł
Fr he should actually know equilibrium
Timothy Pyle Economics bro
Ong
đđ
Lol
Just say the word âtheoreticallyâ and you sound 10x smarter
Well yeah, Theoretically yea .
i know it's you ben shapiro
Theoretically, that logic is sound
*theoretically* , that is correct.
Theoretically you could use theoretically to sound smarter
âI wasnât even in advanced classes... thatâs normal!â Man I wonder what they learn in advanced classes
**high pitched demonic screeching voices**
Bro wait yâall aint learn this shit lmao đ€Ł
advanced stuff.
@@terraslife6270 man they learn how to do quadratic formulas with warm ups then research theories on time travel and gotta upload 12 page documents of their theories in that NAACP Format then they gotta solve Einsteinâs riddle
@@terraslife6270 and that last part is just one of the daily quizzes
I got lost halfway in their conversation.
"I'm so stupidt."
Why am I so stupidt
Thats what i was thinking whwn thw "smart friend" daid his second line
Get oooooouuuuut
@@ravenxrgaming4672 time loop!
"E-... Equilibrium..."
"I'm not even going to look that one up for you"
đ
That one made me laugh out loud
Sad how some think thats a complex or not even a real thing lmao
@@Tw0Dots wait it's real?
Lizy Aizawa yeah (idc if youâre joking)
Lol in 4th grade I knew equilibrium
Alternate title: When you miss one singular day of school.
seems accurate
Especially mathđ
@@Jessica-zf8kh
Before I'm sick: Struggling to solve 2+1
After im sick and miss a day: *_Learns how to time travel_*
"Bro you can't believe what happened when you were absent it was insane"
When I look away for 5 seconds in math
âYou made up those words to make me look stupidâ Plot twist: Caleb actually did make up those words to make us look stupid.
Those are real words
@@mr.stonks3871 but none of them were used correctly.
He did make them up, read description lol
@@mr.stonks3871 nope
@@mr.stonks3871 Cal Kestis is the main character in Force Unleashed
*He was doing well until he tried to call out his friend*
exactly, just nod and agree, works most of the time. Just don't open your mouth.
I do the same thing when people talk about politics because i really don't care about politics.
Sam-pson Smith nowadays you canât *not* have an opinion about politics, otherwise your racist.
@@thatonedude-6819 nobody is calling people racist for not having opinions on politics but ok
@@thatonedude-6819 why unless you're a politician its not really necessary after all all politicians are corrupt even if they are not they can't really do anything because many are corrupt and the corrupt ones are powerful đ
@@mysterious_truth6907 Just be corrupt too, it's not that bad lol
*Reappears from 4th dimension*
âNo, no you were goneâ
âTheoreticallyâ
Bruh this ainât no theory any more lol
i never paid attention in high school and relearned everything in college i guess that makes me smart
@@vincentvincent2658 no. No it didn't.
Theoritically you can't make music with fartđ
czcams.com/video/qZerXoAdgns/video.html
I think he means hypothetically
Studies have shown that everything you say is more accepted if you start by saying studies have shown.
studiies have shown that you are correct
Theoretically x hypothetically speaking, studies have shown that you are veracious
@@codyboi0668 I'm Stoopid I don't understand stand your language
Really? That's cool!
Which is why media and governments do so all the time, to create more widespread acceptance of their political agendas. Theoretically, of course.
this caused several people to look up "faultiain" and "consigliotheasin"
And âcalkestic studiesâ
Lol
Exactly
same, and turns out all of them exist
and equalibrium, all of them
âEquilibriumâ
âIâm not even going to look that up for uâ
Bro thatâs economics class
I learned equilibrium in seventh grade when we learned cell processes
@@AngelsMultiverse doesn't have to be. just means something is balanced
@@jarjar7872 what is equilibrium?
@@winny8139 its the quantum meaning of hippopotomounstroususisjbssomethingsomething, leading into the fourth dimension of micropachychephalosaur
*Plot twist: His friend was trying to act smart too and random guessing*
That was some next level 4d movement guess
TheArhive I make gaming content on my channel so if you guys wanna check me out jus make sure if you enjoy it drop a sub and a like, stay safeđ€đ
Morowko wbu
and... randomly found out how to move in the fourth dimension? yeah ok, sounds about right
Skysupercharged I make gaming content on my channel so if you guys wanna check me out jus make sure if you enjoy it drop a sub and a like, stay safeđ€đ
When you find out they taught teleportation the day you skipped school đ€Ł
I dont even know how to reply to that
"C'mon now don't tell me you don't know how to go through the Fourth Physical Dimension"
"I-I know...I can... But.. "
"But what??"
"The thing is... I have to do a backflip to activate it"
@realclassgamer but the thing is he doesnt know how to do a back flip.
Get Ouuuuuuuuuttttttt
That âWhen did we learn this?! Was I sick?!â Realllly hit different.
2000th like let's go
forrealll. I go absent one day per year and on that specific day, they learn how to phasewalk
Everytime im sick
My whole class is either watching a whole ass movie in class or they get a substitute teacher where they can do everything they want
@Meme Lord HA your from a slave colony stupid
No offense
Bruh
âIâm here just not in the same viewing angle.....â
*THEORETICALY*
454 likes but no comments
HYPOTHETICALLY
TACTICAL MANEUVER
Brain Hurty
i read this right as he said it lol
Bro i lost it when i looked up Calcestic Studies and information about the fourth dimension actually came up.The level of dedication and accuracy Caleb has is unparalleled.
I tried calling up Quellcristic Studies cause Iâve never seen the word Calcestic in my entire life.
Cal cestus is a star wars character bro it ain't real
@@ryuhitsuya21calcestic studies are real. Cal Kestis isnât.
When I heard Calcestic I was like "There's no way that's a real word, he just got Cal Kestis' name and tried to turn it into a scientific term"
1:58 is actually a new force ability coming in Jedi Survivor
42nd đ
âYOU WERE GONE!â
*âTheoretically.â*
đđđ
2:17 For replay purposesđ
Lmfao.
Hahaha xD
HAHAHAHAHAHAHA
âHow could I be so stupit... Heâs a genius, I shouldnâtâve doubted him, and now I look stupit...â
Stupid btw
SlLENT boi he new hat throw
SlLENT itâs spelled like that on purpose my brotha
"Dzammit"
SlLENT itâs the way he says it
I've been on both sides of that kind of conversation and it's taught me a couple of things. One, don't automatically assume people are knowledgeable on the topic you're talking about. Two, don't be afraid to admit when you don't understand what somebody else is talking about. You're not stupid just because you don't know something. Nobody knows everything.
*When you can casually traverse dimensions by facing a specific direction*
*literally was invisible*
âI wasnât even in advanced placements.. thatâs normalll.â
czcams.com/video/HtOdvWR19oM/video.html
â
subscribe ?
subscribe ?
czcams.com/video/ub82Xb1C8os/video.html
Nescient is a word.
âI wasnât even in Advanced Placement. Thatâs normalâ đ
đđđđđđđ„”đđđđđđđđđđđ đ đ đ đđđ€Șđ€Ș
Olivia if this was reddit you would be dead
I bet in advance placement they are warping time đ czcams.com/video/OyuAvGapEVk/video.html
@@armaniphea7840 can confirm, we are warping time
Will confirm in AP we were time traveling to tour the Silk Roads and totally frisked Mansa Musa on his hajj
âThatâs curriculum! I wasnât even in advanced placement!â
2:17
"You were gone"
"Theoretically"
This made me laugh đ
Whats the song that plays there
This man made his whole career by just talking to himself.
Meanwhile im out here losing my mind while doing this masters đ© i need to learn to work smarter not harder đ
And my parents sent me to a psych ward. Thatâs bullshit.
@@Gdragon999 You need to learn how to profit off of your insanity
Just like Ryan George
@@belacickekl7579 hell yeah
literally everyone who forgot something in middle school:
Yeah that's right, mhm, yeah
So true though.
mmm yeah you right you right
Yep
i thought they were real..
@@intelligentunhumanbeing2851 inkling
1:39 That one day of school you missed.
This man literally got into the 4th dimension just to show his friend he wasn't lying đđ
"Theoretically."
Bruh, ain't nun theoretical about vanishing into thin air.
He didnât even do a backflip
Theoretically he was gone because he was one dimension up
That ainât theoretical anymore, thats a scientific law.
Theoretically he wasnât invisible. He simply couldâve transitioned into the fourth dimension. This means that you wouldnât be able to see him if you were in the third dimension. Similar to how if youâre in the second dimension you canât see the 3rd.
puffy 4life he could have vanished into thin air. However, I think him swapping into the 4th dimension is more likely.
âIn elementary school, children often learn about Faultiain Pushfiled energy conversion and its inverse relationship with distortional drift.â
I learned that in pre school fam
Graham Dylan đđđ
You guys are cute hah I learned it as a cell in my mother
Nice try all of you, but Iâve learned all this back when I was in my dadâs grandpaâs dadâs nuts
@@venombeetle7473
Impressive but I figured it out back when the atoms that now make up my body were still being fused in the core of a star from Hydrogen atoms
Caleb: You made those words up!
Also Caleb: Name me one
Caleb: Equilibrium
Also Caleb: Equi.... i'm not even gonna look that up for you
alternate title: when you fall asleep through college physics and at the end they say 'you get that'
Everyone gangsta till the nerd in your class goes invisible for a few minutes.
Can confirm
How about the quiet kid?
@@achintyasaipokkuluri7029 the quiet kid is the nerd.
@@achintyasaipokkuluri7029 if you can't run faster than his pocket, make sure you're his best friend
He wasn't invisible he just moved his 3-dimensional representation into the 4th spatial dimension. He's still there but not there there.
This hits home in so many ways.
He used words that I know how to use but in ways I've never heard them used before.
Anyone else notice that he photoshopped the google searches to say that the topics are covered in elementary school?
Lmao no I didnt notice
Smart Friend: *speaks*
*Me: Sorry...I do not speak enchantment table*
*villager noise*
âá·â·âáá·
đ
Itâs easy to learn
âSorry, I donât speak italianâ
Plot twist he can actually go into the fourth dimension in real life, and was low-key bragging about it.
This would get me mad
Please no I'd rather leave that possibility out.
Would that mean he can defy the laws time itself?
Yâall ainât study , you guys mustâve missed it
6ix9ine down bad
czcams.com/video/K-eDpGxf_hI/video.html
1:16 Can we just appreciate the effort put into faking those search results
AP students be like: âItâs ninth grade, Come on!â
âYou made those words up to make me look stupidâ
Every politician when they get asked a question
lol no
yeah i disagree so what
All words are made up
If only reporters asked real questions instead of gotchas
GodzillaFreak if only...
I feel you
I looked up Cal Kestic Studies to see the demonstrations and it's actually a Star Wars character. I feel so stoopid đ€ŠđŸââïž
No that's Cal Kestis
Wrong
I'm so stewpiddd
Cal Kestis is a star wars character
đđđ
I hate how that is so true, bro has lived in every single situation possible
Caleb really managed to make the density equation sound waaay harder than it actually is lmao
"I wasn't even in ADVANCED PLACEMENT. This is NORMAL
"
That one hit
FlawlessPiner đđđ
âWhat even is Advance Placement?â
;-;
@@andiwildan8427 basically college-level classes you can take in high school. If you decide to take AP classes just remember that CollegeBoard is stupid
@@andiwildan8427 "College level" high school classes
Technically much harder HS classes.
I would say it's actually easier to take college classes in HS than AP
@@gooby1175 collegeboard was even more stupid this year with how they handled the ap exams smh
*Disappears*
"You were gone"
"Theoretically"
He went to the 4th dimension so he didnt technically disappeared, lets say he was looking at the confused guy from "above" him (just like the 4th dimension you can go up down, straight back, left right AND "above under") Dont mind me im just explaining it thats all lol xD
@@carlcool20 its not theoretical if its shown in practice
Caleb behind the scenes real character on his second channel:
czcams.com/video/lCl7I7png08/video.html
Lol my dad
I feel like Caleb actually knows all this and he just made this skit to vent
The stuff you learn the one day you miss school.
Caleb -"No, no! You were gone."
Caleb-"theoretically."
That got me
but he just vanished tho
@@leanasa2915 "theoretically of course"
Cj Ichida me 2
Itâs Always That Friend That Seems Like Einstein To You.
OMG đ€Ł
The Trap Hashira ONG NO FKN CAP đ§ą
You mean this thicc ass?đ
Stop Capitalizing Every Word Please
Kaylee Brown why tf are you in every comment section
this guy's render distance is low IRL lmaoo
As someone that everyone claims is the âsmart friendâ this is precisely correct
Cant wait for those guys who are all like âI understood everything in this video and im in middle schoolâ
Bruh I just graduated senior secondary and I didn't understand shit
lmao right?
I understood everything in this video and Iâm in middle school đđ
I understood everything in this video and I'm in middle school
I understood everything in this video and im in this video and im in middle school
My whole search history now:
"Calkestics"
"Calcestics"
"Cal'lcestics"
"Fourth dimensional plane studies Cal"
"Theory kalkestics?"
cal is uc berkeley
Me too I'm thinking that sounds like the main character in star wars fallen order Cal Cestus
@@MaxIgnoramus trillas voice: "Caaal Kesstisss" đ
Cam Mackay I make gaming content on my channel so if you guys wanna check me out jus make sure if you enjoy it drop a sub and a like, stay safeđ€đ
@@tryhard_gamer2368 SHUT UPPPPPPPP
âHe has a severe case of pneumonoultramicroscopicsilicovolcanoconiosis he might also be suffering from osteoporosis and iridocyclitis.â
say what?
@@delightokose9386 pneumonoultramicroscopicsilicovolcanoconiosis
@@maryforrester6803 a really small microscopic mushroom that grow in vulcanic mountain formed with silicon matter (doesn't belong to earth, earth being is carbon) and infect lung
How teachers be when that one kid says âbut thereâs a 4th state of matterâ
Now I feel stupid......I'm going home
Long Beach griffy?
Same đ
it's artsae
Low-key same
Don't worry the words were made up
This man learned how to go invisible without doing a backflip
Superhuman interview đ
đđ
This call back made me cackle
Lucky for him if he continued to do that he'd be dead from falling on his head
He didn't turn invisible, he entered the 4th dimension
"I'm not even gon look that up for you"
âWas I sickâ me on every test cuz my teachers donât put the right stuff
The fact that the Caleb wasn't questioning how the smart Caleb was able to travel to another dimension, and was just worried that he was sick on the day they learned that makes this all too funnier.
Iâd be freaking out cause I wanna drop through dimensions like that
Missing one day of school
School: Learn how to warp into the 4th dimension
Go to school: absolutely nothing happens
@@patrick-xu1go True
This comment had exactly 670 likes i ruined it hehehehehe
Google global truth project and read "The Present" to see the truth about life/death in four pages
You need to go there to find the pen you dropped
I was lost after âequilibriumâ
it's actually impressive, he just remembers a lot of unknown words and terms he just heard
Can't wait for thos guys who are all like "I understood everthing in this video and I'm in middle school"
Scummy username
I watch Hentai Everyday with Senpai cummy username
@@death46 LMAO
Egg
I searched it up and most of those words aren't real lol
smart friend: *goes "invisible"*
not as smart friend: *begging for his life*
Should I quit youtube my friends keep making fun of me for it
R3FL1X czcams.com/video/JwnR-Stc-C4/video.html
@@parikar.846 Why would promote your own content on someone else's video?
Not doing that is practically CZcams 101.
@@MatthewMilton who cares what they think
Matt Milton nah ur channel lit đ„
I love how the friend when from shocked to already knowing what's up "Choose a word"
I literally looked the words up and they pulled me to this video, only to find the description to say NOT to look it up. LOL
*Everything gets taught at school when you're not there.*
_My friends are like: Oh. Here's the homework. _*_*Proceeds to give me the whole curriculum*_*
you're* I know I'm annoying but I can't help but see it
Kiran Singh đ
@@KiranSingh-vs2gt *How are you annoying? If you don't mind me asking, that is.*
Learn almost nothing in class for days... skip the next day.... "oh you weren't here to learn the calcastic formula??? That's essenstial for these equations dude"
Dude I got sick for a day and the next day I understood almost nothing in some of my classes
When you donât read the dialogue in a game and you are so confused later on. Thank you for 2.8k likes :)
đŻ
Ks jjs ks
For me it's "when all the information in the RPG is in the 600K word codex and you have no idea what any of these entries are trying to explain."
I go into every new RPG convincing myself that I'm actually going to care about the lore this time...and tap out after two hours.
@@playboydojo WEAK! Lol. I love lore.
This would make a good video idea for him
All we needed at the end was him saying "why am I sooo stupid? My parents must regret havin me"
I love how it says "in elementary school" at 1:13
"You were gone."
"Theoretically"
Im deadđ
kawehder3 haha czcams.com/video/JwnR-Stc-C4/video.html
That part killed me
Theoretically*
czcams.com/video/eXv1Z5Dzz5I/video.html
@@Zoomezz đđ
LOL
Caleb: âYou were gone!â
Friend: âTheoreticallyâ.
đđđLmao
đđđ came to find this comment
Come on bro, that's like saying interdimensional travel is directly in conflict with the theory of the space-time continuum.
Bro. 3 years is insane đđ
Me: *Misses school for 1 day cuz im sick*
School on that day: *Learning calcastic studies and The max equilibrium to warp into the 4d dimension by changing your direction using a measuring protractor*
ah the good ol 4 dimension demension
prochracter . . . .
...
as opposed to a protractor . . .
alright then
Protractor.
Seems like you missed more than one day of school
Anyone correcting it to protractor ain't got it
Nah everybody be getting a substitute on the day Iâm gone like damn my teachers really need a break
I miss that one day in 9th grade and everyone learned time comtrol
You might've also missed the day everyone learned the spelling of 'control'.
nah he meant com
@@mutton7891 nah he def meant com
I had to go home early that day and only learned how to slow down time, easy just do a plank for a minute and it slows down time
#Relatable? xD!!!
he just has a very good memory and focused
So are we gonna ignore how Caleb has a NES, Nintendo 64, and Sega Dreamcast in his room? This man an OG
âUhm...equilibriumâ
âD- Iâm not even gonâ look that up for youâ lmao
Imagine the line "It's just being equal! Y'know 1+1=2? Yeah that's an equation in equilibrium"
It's so simple đ
@@underscoredfrisk thermodynamic equilibrium is a real thing tho
It basically just means that your system doesnât noticeably change on macroscopic scales (as in, any changes in the system are only microscopic & canât be measured on the devices youâre using to measure stuff)
Stars are, on the size scales of the entire star, generally in thermodynamic equilibrium most of their lives
Like, the sun for example isnât gonna be noticeably different tomorrow than it is today
Of course, if you zoom into the star, itâs a very dynamic & violent place, but itâs pretty much in equilibrium most of its life when just considering the large scales
@@blurb8397 thanks. my brain looks the exact same before and after learning this on a normal scale, but on a microscopic scale things change very quicky
@@underscoredfrisk Heâs essentially saying that big things donât noticeably change shape that much and only can be noticed changing if you zoom in with a microscope.
âI wasnât even in advanced placement.â
*BUT YOU CAN SWITCH DIMENSIONS???*
Advance placement can reach the expansion of the universe
Advanced placement is about time manipulation , shattering universes and whatnot đ
Meh I learned time travel in the special ed
Its curriculum bruh, catch up. Smh my head.
This comment had me crying
"equilibrium"
"Da- I'm not even gonna look that up for you"
As a former physics student i fucking laughed out loud
The friend is great and so ready to explain everything
first half: âSounds legitâ
second half: âIâm so stupid...â
stupit*
@@steegosaurus its spelt stupid
@@JossPayne r/woooosh
@@sliceofbread965 you replied fast
Dr Random nO iTâs BeCaUsE cAlEbCiTy SaYs StUpId LiKe ThAt
I love how each word he Googled had a definition that said children and teens learn about them early in school.
He literally moved through the 4th dimension. Dude travelled through time to prove a point like it was nothing.
Real quick though: never be afraid to ask something because you donât understand. Thatâs how people learn things.
Right you only stupid if you never try to improve.
Seanical CALEB NEEDA TO PIN THIS ASAP
My social anxiety says otherwise.
Teacher: are you seriously not paying attention, I went over that
Scaredy Hart youâre* jkjkđ
missing one day of school:
the school: 10 fights, free lunch, field day, ice cream, teachers got arrested, free A on a test
Tbh thoughđą
The funny thing is something like this actually happened đ€Ł
And the day they taught everything.
I missed a day of school because mum believed it was an inset day and when I came back, A FREAKING BEE FARM VISITED MY CLASS AND THEY GOT TO TOUCH BEES AND THEY GOT HONEY LOLLIPOPS.
THIS DEVASTATED MY NINE YEAR OLD BRAIN.
This man just secretly flexing his learnings
Caleb: "What's your superpower?"
???: "I can see people behind me."
Caleb:"For real?"
???: "Yep."
"But it only works if I turn arou-
Caleb:GET OOUUUUUUUUTTT
Alternative title: how seniors be in high school when youâre just a freshman
Nah most seniors tend not to give a shit unless you're one of the smart ones who cares way to much bout school
Ray Burks lol yea, by the end of the year most of us didnât care about work, we just wanted to graduate as soon as a possible
@@rayburks7059 Giving a shit about school is caring too much about it? I would hate to be in a highschool where the majority of people are like that.
Facts!
@@rayburks7059 he's not talking about freshmen he says seniors sound like this shaking my head
Do a skit like âwhen your the only person in your friend group who knows 1 language â
Yasss
I'm that personđđ
@@kayleebrown2921 excuse me?
ahh yes. the pain that comes from an immigrantâs child that doesnât speak the language...
Or even better, "When your friend speaks another language and you hear your name"
I love how he says âstupidâ for some reason lol.
That madlad must be mad to think he could turn that way before turning the other way to tarvel across the 4th-Spaicel-Dimension.
My ninth grade: *just learning E=MCÂČ*
Calebs ninth grade: *how to go to the 4th dimension*
@Ph0uad I learned that shit too in ninth grade
lol what
shawn pruitt too*
bro he's not even in advanced placement, that's normal!
@Ph0uad you mean... other people don't learn that in 9th grade? I thought everybody did đš
Me:is absent for class
What everyone else learned :