Literally has happened to me (chronically Ill & disabled) too many times… I’ll have a regularly scheduled check-up or some stupid random blood draw and I’m too sick that morning to make the appointment.
Never happened to me. But a couple of times have forgot it, went outside noticing that I feel taller, but like some minutes later realize that I forgot them at home and that Im not seeing very well
Just about every time I go to the movies, I say "You too" when they tell me to enjoy my movie and I feel like an idiot each time. Last time, I finally just thanked them and I walked off and excitedly told my girlfriend (who was getting our drinks when I was paying) that I didn't say "you too" for once and she says, "That's great honey, but the guy at the counter just called your name like 5 times. You left the popcorn on the counter over there..." Yeah apparently I went deaf in my excitement because the cashier had been trying to get my attention the whole time I was walking over to my girlfriend....
one time i was at a small little hole in the wall restaurant with my dad, and i mistook someone for him and i walked up to that man and literally stole one of his fries saying "im just gonna take this from you" fully convinced it was my dad. when he pulled his food back and said "excuse me" and i looked that man directly in the eyes... _nightmare_
There was this one time I got lost in a store when I was younger and I accidentally mistook this one guy for my dad, I ran straight up to him and gave him a big ol’ hug. Then his wife and two kids appeared from the corner of the aisle. I still get nightmares about it to this day
I was once raising my hand and called my teacher mommy trying to get her attention and it was in front of the whole class. this was in first grade and I still think of it
I was at a dentist appointment one time because my gums were hurting and when the dentist came he asked me “What’s going on?” And i said “nothing” and he said “i meant with your gums”
there's this one time in fifth grade where i had to move out of the way while someone walked toward me but we kept moving the same way like 5 times in a row and it looked like we were dancing and i felt so embarrassed and stupid
once when i was like 5 or 6, I fell on this disabled girl in a wheelchair at an amusement park (i was and still am pretty clumsy, but im getting better lol), my cousins and family will never let me live that down. everytime we go to one i have to prepare for them to bring it up
I went to a Best Buy and said I needed help. They asked what department and I said electronics 🤦♂️ Then they said “dude the whole store is electronics” and I was like wow I’m so dumb. I was so embarrassed
@@blackboxbs8642 you don’t think so? I felt like it was dumb. I should have said laptops but instead I said electronics which I feel wasn’t specific and sort of a dumb answer
In high school, this dude who was a huge wrestling fan had a Mick Foley tat on his arm. I didn't know which version of Mick it was, so I said "is that Cactus Jack?" He looked at me and said "That's Jesus".
I came SO close to saying it the other day. Guy took my ticket at the theater and said "Enjoy your movie!" I got out a "Ye--" and caught myself just in time.
Oh the stories I could tell Like the time I mistook a mannequin for a real person for a good few seconds....in a public store, the worst part was the exit being way too far away and the walk out was so difficult
Half the time in my life, I feel like Albert Einstein is nothing compared to me, the other half is me looking up to Patrick Star as the smartest thing alive
I have this one story. One day I was ordering some fast-food, so things went normally. When the food was prepared, the guy serving it asked "what drink would you like?", and I answered water. The guy serving the food was surprised that I asked for water instead of Pepsi or 7 Up, so I said I was trying to be healthy... Bare in mind I was ordering fried and oily food 🤦♂️. The look on his face haunts me to this day
My brain: Remember that really stupid thing you said on a date three years ago? No? Well I'll just put this on repeat for the next hour then so YOU NEVER FORGET
Getting out of a church when I was a kid these two cute girls asked names and handed a piece of paper to everyone. Girls: what's your name My brother: says his name Girls: what's your name Me: says my brothers name My brain: why would you say... I'm done. Just keep walking.
The Super Smash Bros one hit too hard at home. I once convinced my uncle to buy Frozen 2 on DVD before it even came out. It turned out to be the first Frozen movie. The only difference was that there was a 2 scribbled in the beginning underneath the logo. 😓
This one time in class I sneezed and the girl in front of me said, "Bless you." I responded with...."Bless you." Why am I so stupid? She's gonna remember that her whole life 🤦♀️
I can confirm. I've said some really dumb things before and I-..... *Depressing music plays* I'm so stupid, I'm telling strangers online about how I embarrassed myself...
People be trying to hug me for the first time and I'd just be staring at their outstretched arms trying to figure what they wanna do coz I don't wanna be too forward and hug when they're trying to handshake or something. But I take too long and they have to ask, "oh, you don't do hugs?" And then I awkwardly hug them, trying to be fast coz I already made them wait. Then I'm left feeling awkward 🌚
@@junk_mccartney9504 Well, we were in class and my friend was eating his lunch. So I talked about a bunch of stuff to him, but he only realized I was there after I spoke for 5 minutes straight. He was probably too focused on his food.
Lol that’s pretty funny. But actually when somebody actually does you wrong (doesn’t apply to a simple mistake like this) you should thank them for their apology not let them off the hook and says it’s all good.
One time at a family party 12 years ago, a family friend and my mom had the same hair done but different outfits. I just saw the hair and came up and asked her to go home. It was the family friend. The look she gave me...I will never forget.
As someone who's been on the other side, I promise you: I heard that so many times a day it didn't even faze me anymore. We forgot you said that moments after we left your table. Don't beat yourself up over it
I was at a basketball game last night and the lady said "Enjoy the game." I say "Thanks you too." *Then I realize just as it comes from my mouth, I tried to stop it by biting my tongue but at that point is was already onto my lips and rolled out. I gave an awkward look into her eyes as she did the same frozen, customers behind me waiting impatiently but none aware of what had just happened and awkwardness that had followed. I took a step back, her eyes still locked onto me like a dog eyeing it's treat after deserving it. Her treat was my anxiety from which followed, as I took a second step backwards I stepped on the shoe of one of the customers. They stepped back causing a family pile up like cars in an intersection. I made a sharp 180 facing yet another set of eyes locked onto me, his more like a predator eyeing prey about to pounce. In a matter of seconds I once again humiliated myself, what a fool. He clearly had great care his shoes and saw through me, like a lioness hinting. Now I wasn't sure what to do. The jam of his family and the people behind him had caused a cresent shaped group instead of a line as intended, they surrounded me, all staring at me, the eyes again. Even the youngest, could have only been 4 years old showed no weakness, her cold bitter stare peering into my soul as she clutched an overly priced balloon animal made in the stadium tight in her right hand. I had to leave quick but I wasn't sure how, do I risk embarrassing myself again by trying to squirm through the cluster of people one by one just to sit in my terrible seat and watch a lackluster game in which the outcome was unfortunately predictable. What other choice did I have? I could have tried to buy another item from the same conversion stand in which the same lady who this all had started with was working. I could attempt to redeem myself, play it off cool, make it a joke, laugh, but I was in no mood to joke. Infact, the feeling of embarrassment suddenly turned to anger and frustration. I was caught in this same loop once more, the same latter over and over again, repeating the same steps and expecting a different result. I thought I could do better, that I could stop myself in time, that I could stay calm and collective, but I couldn't. It was then that instead of awkwardly shuffling through the mob in front of me I pushed back, fought. I broke the pattern, I strut with confidence not moving for others, instead they moved for me. I even stepped on the same man's shoes which enraged him even further but I was apathetic towards him now. I felt nothing and it was the greatest feeling I ever experienced. For fraction of a second, a blink and it would have already gone by, I felt like a god, a ruler, a king if you will. The world was at my beck and call, I was finally free of the social anxiety, I broke the pattern. This feeling though quickly came shattering down to the ground like glass when the man punched me across the face which I think may have broken my nose. I went down with the one hit, I was unbalanced. Let me tell you, it hurts like a bitch. I'm typing this now with an ice pack on it which burns because it's too cold. Might go to the doctors if the swelling doesn't go down within the next day or so, took a shit ton of aspirin and it did nothing. I'll tell people who ask about my crooked nose they should have seen the other guy but really he stood over me fine, looking down on me, him now like a god as tears rushed through my eyes. I looked like a bitch but got up afterwards. Needless too say had a shit game experience, already at the top of the stadium hardly able to see, this just added insult to injury, literally. I didn't sleep much last night, not because of the nose or awkwardness. I did my typical routines, went on porn hub, took a shower, settled in for bed not able to sleep. Lonely resorting to Omegle where I met a few new people and got their instagrams. It's now almost ****9:30****am at the time of writing this and I'm not sure how much of this is true. I think I went to a game last night...No I definitely did, I have photo evidence. I think I was punched in the nose, my nose is swollen and soar but maybe it was something else or maybe the punch hit me harder then I thought. Or maybe I hallucinated all of this from not sleeping for 37 hours straight, who knows. Who knows if any of this is real and not a hallucination or a simulation, maybe an alien chess game. Probay not the not the latter but if I am to trust my judgment which i always have and has never seemed to wrong me, or maybe it has and I just forgot similarly. But if I am to trust it, this all stemmed from a dumb bitch giving me an $8.50 rip off drink and over priced dip and dots. She was clearly not in a good mood but decided to fake it and told a complete stranger to enjoy a game. I could be a total dick and she wouldn't even know but she'd still want me to enjoy the game apparently. If she had just been honest and not deceitful I would have not made the detrimental mistake that was the cause of this chain of events. Anyway I'm fucking tired now and just realized I blacked out reading this and have no fucking clue what I just wrote. Damn, I've got to stop using horse tranquilizers...*
Your wife was going to work while you stayed at home. You decide to take a shower to be productive. When you stepped in, you accidentally slipped and hit your head on the wall and were paralyzed from the neck down. Your shrieks of pain as the scorching water hit your skin lasted for hours.
This is actually really an embarrassing story for me. When I was in high-school the teacher made this educational game chart where you had to fill in the right answer next to the correct problem on the board. The entire class got to play and if someone got the answer they would raise their hand. If they got chosen they could write the answer on the board. For one of the questions, the teacher was asking who wanted to solve it. Literally every single student in the class raised their hand bc whoever got a correct answer got bonus points on the next quiz. But I was working on another problem so I didn't even read what it was yet. Even though my hand wasn't raised THE TEACHER CHOSE ME! I immediately assumed that I wouldn't be smart enough to solve it, for some reason, even though I did well in school. I was on the honor roll every year but I lacked so much confidence. Also, I have really bad anxiety. And usually before I can even raise my hand I have to mentally prepare to ask questions. So when she called on me randomly I started freaking out immediately. I didn't even look at the problem or bring the paper. I walked all the way to the front of the class, picked up the chalk, stood there for a whole minute, put the chalk down, and announced to everyone that I didn't know the answer. As I walked back to my seat all I heard was "What? But that problem is so easy." "How can she not know the answer?" 😭 I sat down and looked at the problem. And this was literally such an easy problem. I don't remember what the problem was but I do remember it being so easy that after reading the question I was able to find the answer almost immediately. Moral of the story: Always believe in yourself first before you give up. 😭
Once I had homework, and we had two parts. I did one part and it was really easy, so I put 'two easy' at the top. I got it back and the teacher had wrote "were is the second part? And you spelt to wrong." I died on the inside.
I remember as a kid going to this event being held at my school with my family. All the parents were seated in this one big area, I then went to the parents area to grab my mom's phone from her bag cos I wanted to use it to play games or something only to realize I was going through someone else's bag. The reaction the owner of the bag gave me still haunts me to this day.
LOL happened to me today at a restaurant. I was washing my hands and some random big black guy opened the door, started at me for a few seconds and then walked out
First time travelling on my own I walk into the bus heading specifically to the remedial school in the total opposite direction. I didn't even realize everyone else wearing the same uniform until some girl asked what I was doing there. That as the walk of shame.
OML same So I was running to my Dad's car I thought an Audi was his car So I opened it and suddenly realized there was a stranger inside! It didn't help that I was running before that with a hood on She looked terrified lmaoo😂🤣
@@arugon1677 I hope it's real, but I have a feeling it's just a joke lol. Srsly tho, my story is real. I had been talking with her for months, but never asked her on a date lol. Then when I said I love you too... it was major awkward for the rest of the date haha. She told me that she had said how are you instead of what I heard which was, I love you too. I felt so embarrassed lol
Had to come back to this video because I feel so stupid for doing Christmas shopping and ordering shoes for my girl that was her ring size 🤣🤣🤣God why am I so stupid
If you ever feel stupid just remember I downloaded a mirror app
Duh, I downloaded a camera
Camera is already preinstalled 😂😂
@Darth Armageddon why did you report him?
@Darth Armageddon No but you are
*I’m not mad, I’m just disappointed.*
“That ain’t even out yet....”
*”H U H ?”*
Yes lmfaooo
He shd have said "nani' instead 😬
Rohit Guleria buddy you made me laugh at how stupid that was
@@CrackedCodeBlack oh hey, good for you :)
@@rohit561990 hes too stupid to know what that means
Doctor: Why did you miss your appointment yesterday?
Me: I was sick.
Underrated
No loose ends on this one 😂
I'm so stupit
I looked that man directly in the eyes and said something stupid.
Literally has happened to me (chronically Ill & disabled) too many times… I’ll have a regularly scheduled check-up or some stupid random blood draw and I’m too sick that morning to make the appointment.
A long time ago, a neighbor said, "how's it going man" and I responded "man" instead of good
Lol
what
m a n
NO
LMAO
I hi fived a guy that was waving at someone else.
D A M M I T, I high fives that guy even though he was waving at someone, I'm so S T E W P I T
@@RoyaltoonzHD why don't I pay more attention? Didn't that cross my mind? What was I thinking? I don't even have any friends?
@@oBSilent hah
Hey, I think being ungrateful about a free high five is stupid. So yeah.
I waved back at someone who wasn't even waving at me
"He's gonna remember that for the rest of his life" I'm DYING
😂😂😂
Stewpid...
What am I even doing here
Bro for me that's like bread and butter
Happens every single TIME
In the funeral, I tell his parents “my bad” instead of “sorry”
How do you recovery from this.
@@simply_nebulous I don’t because they don’t get it so I get a free pass
Underrated comment
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@@tampenismall2195 Thank God
“I’m stupiT” 😂😂😂
Best part of the video for me. 🤣
dhamet. I thought no one else even noticed lol
@@actingstrangely2031 bro do you know the song name for every time he says it?
@@TensaiV The song is called candles in the sun by Miguel
@@pinkchill9812 THANK YOU BRO IV BEEN LOOKING FOR 2 FUCKING YEARS.
priest - "You may now kiss the bride"
me - "you too"
Lool
Sudden polygamous marriage
LOL
3 way
Don't Mind if I do
"i should just put it back, i don't deserve hot chocolate"
@trashbag same lol
@trashbag yeah ikr lmfao
Oh you watched the video too cool
@trashbag r/wooosh
You definitely deserve some hot chocolate tho! 😏
On rare occasions, I'd be searching for my glasses only to realize after few seconds that I already have them on.
Everybody who wears glasses has experienced that, although I only experienced it a few times.
You're just that blind. Nah just kidding, probably did that once too.
Never happened to me. But a couple of times have forgot it, went outside noticing that I feel taller, but like some minutes later realize that I forgot them at home and that Im not seeing very well
Just about every time I go to the movies, I say "You too" when they tell me to enjoy my movie and I feel like an idiot each time. Last time, I finally just thanked them and I walked off and excitedly told my girlfriend (who was getting our drinks when I was paying) that I didn't say "you too" for once and she says, "That's great honey, but the guy at the counter just called your name like 5 times. You left the popcorn on the counter over there..."
Yeah apparently I went deaf in my excitement because the cashier had been trying to get my attention the whole time I was walking over to my girlfriend....
Bruh momento
Oh no
Is she still your girlfriend?
LOL!!!
Don't feel so bad, they watch the movies sometimes too
"Who did you buy this from? WHO DID YOU BUY THIS FROM??" 😂😂
PSilence 01 Craigslist or let go app which do y'all think?
@@specialmadeshasha well it was 300$ so, wish?
Idc bout that...i need a full extended cover of fountain of dreams by Caleb
@@russ8161 No, defenitely nit wish, wish is known for it's ridiculously low prices for something so convenient
"HOW MUCH WAS THIS? HOW MUCH WAS THIS TRASH?"
Me when autocorrect doesn’t even know what I’m trying to spell
Tofu The Dog mjkk rtckoi
🤣🤣🤣 True!
@@harryobikili7799 on bro ahahahah
I feel this on a personal level.
RIGHT 😭😭
one time i was at a small little hole in the wall restaurant with my dad, and i mistook someone for him and i walked up to that man and literally stole one of his fries saying "im just gonna take this from you" fully convinced it was my dad. when he pulled his food back and said "excuse me" and i looked that man directly in the eyes... _nightmare_
RIPPPP
Oh... my.. god......
Worst scenario from all the comments I've read so far.
I hope one day you recover..
@@undefinederror40404 its been like 10+ years and it still haunts me
LMAO
There was this one time I got lost in a store when I was younger and I accidentally mistook this one guy for my dad, I ran straight up to him and gave him a big ol’ hug. Then his wife and two kids appeared from the corner of the aisle. I still get nightmares about it to this day
"I looked at that man directly in his eyes and said something stupid"🤣🤣🤣😂😂😂
After i was born
My Father : Damn why didnt i pull out , how could i be so *STUPITT*
Yo, you wild. LMFAO!
Don’t you mean your mom?
Haha that’s funny cuz im actually a mistake
@@cris-pz7ie :)))
I guess that's what my father said when he saw me because he's not here anymore😂😂😂
Once my teacher said "Happy Birthday!" and I said " thanks, you too"
That was in kindergarten, I still haven't recovered
I was once raising my hand and called my teacher mommy trying to get her attention and it was in front of the whole class. this was in first grade and I still think of it
Damn anxiety! At it again
@@grapejuicelover5622, same😭😭😭
How shameful 🧐🧐🧐🧐
Mitongo Bella-Bella yess thank god im not the only one that said that accidentally and i hate the teachers too
I was at a dentist appointment one time because my gums were hurting and when the dentist came he asked me “What’s going on?” And i said “nothing” and he said “i meant with your gums”
BRUH
"nothing"
"ok your cleared that will be 1000 dollars"
Lol he is the one that's supposed to figure out what's wrong not asking it *facepalm* 🤦♂️
@@Hardjosh Are you serious?
@@Hardjosh u slow
me waving back at someone who's actually waving at someone else
Same
Worse when they say “no i was waving at THAT person” 💀
@@leosanchez1400 no. The stare and silent is just much much worse
ive never recovered from when my waiter reached for my plate and i went to shake his hand
oof this one hurts...
LOOL
😂 😂 😂
@@cherin186 I know right.
This should have more likes
"I can't believe I payed $300 for something so stupitt. Why....why didn't I do any research. I'm so stupitt."
YOU MEAN STUPID
@@thebros5938 r/woosh
Him screaming in the background “HOW MUCH WAS THIS TRASH.....HOW MUCH WAS THIS PIECE OF TRASH” was the best
The Bros r/woooosh
$3000
Was ordering eggs once.
Waiter: "Well done?"
Me: "Thanks."
I thought he was congratulating me on ordering...
LMAOO
This one is actually an epic moment 😎
I LOL’D AT THIS
Pretty good dad joke, actually
Fine work son
there's this one time in fifth grade where i had to move out of the way while someone walked toward me but we kept moving the same way like 5 times in a row and it looked like we were dancing and i felt so embarrassed and stupid
I've done that so much
It's ok tho He most definitely felt the same
once when i was like 5 or 6, I fell on this disabled girl in a wheelchair at an amusement park (i was and still am pretty clumsy, but im getting better lol), my cousins and family will never let me live that down. everytime we go to one i have to prepare for them to bring it up
and im 18 now lol its been over 10 years
One time i did that and the guy pushed me out of his way
The waiter asked me how I wanted my steak
I told him to do it good
I never recovered from that
Why dont you have a seat right over here?
Chris Hansen dang Chris Hansen it’s ok
@kee. wii. Seriously LMFAOOO
Chris Hansen lmaoo
@@commenteroftruth9790 yeah you too
No one:
Caleb: stEWpiTT
1K likes with no comments?
@@Marco-ut2jk that was 2 months ago
mystix꧂ ωσlƒу
2k likes with 3 comments??
Alexander M incorrect. 4 comments.
@@ohboy1113 damn I've never had so many
I love how his friend is still yelling at him while hes just like having a moment
I went to a Best Buy and said I needed help. They asked what department and I said electronics 🤦♂️
Then they said “dude the whole store is electronics” and I was like wow I’m so dumb. I was so embarrassed
I would have said computer science.
@@azizulhaque4911 that’s smart. Next time I will
its not dumb bro
@@blackboxbs8642 you don’t think so? I felt like it was dumb. I should have said laptops but instead I said electronics which I feel wasn’t specific and sort of a dumb answer
@@Icy_Pumpkin they assumed you were thinking you were in a Walmart or something. silly mistake not something to be called self as a dumb
I hate it whenever I reflect back on my cringe moments and they won’t go away. They just keep torturing me every...single...day...
Gtgghy just accept them
Gtgghy That's social anxiety dude maybe get some help
Gtgghy same here. I be struggling with that
Same to be honest.
me tooooo
for days
"I cant believe my parents birth someone this stupid" 😂 *SAME*
JahRee Barber probably because parents were stupid enough to not use a condom...?
JahRee Barber stupitt*😂😂
JahRee Barber *stupit*
I believe you because you didn't even quote the video right
I read this as soon as he said it 😂
Me during an exam: using the calculator to check what 2 minus 1 is
"why did God create me?"
same lol
You can never be too sure
Honestly i do stuff like that ona test beacuse of paranoia, i am so afraid of messing up that i use the calculator for most basic tasks.
You gotta make sure the teachers didn’t suddenly change math overnight.
@@shootnslash4804 I check to see if it matches answer I have in my head. Who knows, maybe the amount changed yesterday?
In high school, this dude who was a huge wrestling fan had a Mick Foley tat on his arm. I didn't know which version of Mick it was, so I said "is that Cactus Jack?" He looked at me and said "That's Jesus".
LMAO
I would've made the same mistake.
GAH
😭
“I looked that man directly in his eyes and said something stupitt” 😂😂😂😂
I was scrolling through the comments and coincidentally, this synced perfectly with the video
blobin yes that’s exactly what happened right now
ayishia p true
ayishia p nigga
Taylor Lee you 100% white
Everybody has said "You, too" at an unnecessary time before. Hahaahahaaa.
I came SO close to saying it the other day. Guy took my ticket at the theater and said "Enjoy your movie!" I got out a "Ye--" and caught myself just in time.
And when you try to save yourself after saying it and it gets even more awkward 😂
@@noahskouki7450
big facts!!
So true
Those "You Too" moments are painfully awkward. Lol😂
Oh the stories I could tell
Like the time I mistook a mannequin for a real person for a good few seconds....in a public store, the worst part was the exit being way too far away and the walk out was so difficult
Half the time in my life, I feel like Albert Einstein is nothing compared to me, the other half is me looking up to Patrick Star as the smartest thing alive
"Do you remember that guy who always used to embarrass you in front of others years ago?"
"Obviously I remember him... He is me..."
Easy there Eminem
*Opens box upside down*
"I don't deserve this"
Nathan Sazon I've said that to myself before.
I have this one story.
One day I was ordering some fast-food, so things went normally. When the food was prepared, the guy serving it asked "what drink would you like?", and I answered water. The guy serving the food was surprised that I asked for water instead of Pepsi or 7 Up, so I said I was trying to be healthy... Bare in mind I was ordering fried and oily food 🤦♂️. The look on his face haunts me to this day
This made me take off my glasses and rub my eyes
"I'm so stupit..." -CalebCity, 2018
A waiter asked me how do I want my eggs........I said well done🤦🏽♀️
F
I say "Rare" and I die the next day.
I died
T Hunter 💀💀💀
My friend said “good” one time lol 😂
My brain:
Remember that really stupid thing you said on a date three years ago? No? Well I'll just put this on repeat for the next hour then so YOU NEVER FORGET
the2step facts
Date is just a date everyone talk trash sometimes
That's exactly how the brain works 😂!
Can’t say something stupid on a date if you never had a date.
@@michaelerlanger2797 true dat
Getting out of a church when I was a kid these two cute girls asked names and handed a piece of paper to everyone.
Girls: what's your name
My brother: says his name
Girls: what's your name
Me: says my brothers name
My brain: why would you say... I'm done. Just keep walking.
The Super Smash Bros one hit too hard at home. I once convinced my uncle to buy Frozen 2 on DVD before it even came out. It turned out to be the first Frozen movie. The only difference was that there was a 2 scribbled in the beginning underneath the logo. 😓
This one time in class I sneezed and the girl in front of me said, "Bless you."
I responded with...."Bless you."
Why am I so stupid? She's gonna remember that her whole life 🤦♀️
@Darth Armageddon Straight up
*Why am I so STUPITT
Why the female emoji tho?
@@brunolemmertz3997 I'm a girl haha
Me: Bless you.
Keanu Reeves: No, bless you! Bless all of you!
Introverts when they try to socialise:
😢
that waiter one is so me T - T
Can confirm, sometimes worse
Me
I can confirm. I've said some really dumb things before and I-.....
*Depressing music plays*
I'm so stupid, I'm telling strangers online about how I embarrassed myself...
Someone I don't know: Hi! *reaches out hand for a handshake*
Me, introverted as hell: *grabs her hand and just holds it without saying a word*
Me, social anxiety: smiles nervously and quickly walks away
People be trying to hug me for the first time and I'd just be staring at their outstretched arms trying to figure what they wanna do coz I don't wanna be too forward and hug when they're trying to handshake or something. But I take too long and they have to ask, "oh, you don't do hugs?" And then I awkwardly hug them, trying to be fast coz I already made them wait. Then I'm left feeling awkward 🌚
I just look at them like im trying to steal their soul just to walk away without saying anything
bruh im watching this 3 years after it came out and the smash 5 theme still has me CRYIG
Yeah it’s fire but funny
It's actually cold😂
After a week in the uk, trying to fit in, went to say "cheers" to the cashier, but "thanks" got mixed in and I went out with a loud "chenks".
@We Have To Go Back HAHA. Nice dude. A fuck it, at least we make memories.
Thats tame
Reminds me of how I can't decide between "hi" and "hello", so I come out with a "hilo".
Imma say chenks instead of thanks from now on
@@Chom-Chom godammit
1:34 that was legitimately beautiful
Name of the song?
KiddJerichoXO smash Bros brawl fountain of dreams
@@HD-zg1nm *melee
i want that as my ring tone. I'll buy the fuck out of that.
"Greensleeves" by the kings singers. Beautiful song indeed.
I talked to someone for 5 minutes only to realize that they didn't even see me.
worst thing is when you ask a group of people something and they dont answer you, but you still sit there waiting for them to answer
Drakonus How?
@@junk_mccartney9504 Well, we were in class and my friend was eating his lunch. So I talked about a bunch of stuff to him, but he only realized I was there after I spoke for 5 minutes straight. He was probably too focused on his food.
@@Drakonus_ Oh now I see big sad 😞
@@junk_mccartney9504 Nah, it was alright.
I can confirm that, as somebody who’s worked in the food service industry, I remember every foolish “you too” and will forever.
*goes to the doctor because I'm sick*
Doctor: How are you?
Me: I'm fine.
possibility that the doctor is also questioning his intelligence since why else would be with him
@@muhamedbarzan873 frrr, bad on both parts lol
Doctor be like: get the f#ck out then
That’s why it’s common practice for doctors to just ask, “what’s the problem?” To start the conversation.
@@heavenwhispers3809 That'll be $500
One time, someone stepped on my foot, and instead of me saying "no problem" after he apologized, I said "thank you"
😮😔
"My pleasure."
MaNacht
Ay this is the only one in the comments that made me laugh out loud yo
Lol that’s pretty funny. But actually when somebody actually does you wrong (doesn’t apply to a simple mistake like this) you should thank them for their apology not let them off the hook and says it’s all good.
I laughed ao hard when i saw dis
One time at a family party 12 years ago, a family friend and my mom had the same hair done but different outfits. I just saw the hair and came up and asked her to go home. It was the family friend. The look she gave me...I will never forget.
I just had one of those "you too" moments at a restaurant just the other day and had to come back to this video 🤣🤣🤣🤣
“I looked that man *DIRECTLY* in his eyes and said something stupid..”
stupit*
@@milk7662 y e s
Stewpit
@@brookew.6218 *y e s*
Happened to me before
"Have a nice meal"
"You too!"
I've done this on more than one occasion. Def a facepalm moment
I've this so many times... and I die a little more inside each time.
Technically they will have to eat sometime so yeah.
You look them directly in their eyes and say “You know what I meant”.
As someone who's been on the other side, I promise you: I heard that so many times a day it didn't even faze me anymore. We forgot you said that moments after we left your table. Don't beat yourself up over it
I do it on purpose
"I looked that man directly in his eyes and said something stupid." xD
He wears an Akatsuki t-shirt, he is indeed a man of culture.
“Thanks, you too” 🤦🏻♂️Too relatable
Revin Hoang The best part is he even does the “waiter nod” thing they do 😂
I do this all the time
Revin Hoang "Enjoy the movie!" "Thanks, you too!" 🤦🏾♂️
Yeah, that's me every day lol
I was at a basketball game last night and the lady said "Enjoy the game." I say "Thanks you too." *Then I realize just as it comes from my mouth, I tried to stop it by biting my tongue but at that point is was already onto my lips and rolled out. I gave an awkward look into her eyes as she did the same frozen, customers behind me waiting impatiently but none aware of what had just happened and awkwardness that had followed. I took a step back, her eyes still locked onto me like a dog eyeing it's treat after deserving it. Her treat was my anxiety from which followed, as I took a second step backwards I stepped on the shoe of one of the customers. They stepped back causing a family pile up like cars in an intersection. I made a sharp 180 facing yet another set of eyes locked onto me, his more like a predator eyeing prey about to pounce. In a matter of seconds I once again humiliated myself, what a fool. He clearly had great care his shoes and saw through me, like a lioness hinting. Now I wasn't sure what to do. The jam of his family and the people behind him had caused a cresent shaped group instead of a line as intended, they surrounded me, all staring at me, the eyes again. Even the youngest, could have only been 4 years old showed no weakness, her cold bitter stare peering into my soul as she clutched an overly priced balloon animal made in the stadium tight in her right hand. I had to leave quick but I wasn't sure how, do I risk embarrassing myself again by trying to squirm through the cluster of people one by one just to sit in my terrible seat and watch a lackluster game in which the outcome was unfortunately predictable. What other choice did I have? I could have tried to buy another item from the same conversion stand in which the same lady who this all had started with was working. I could attempt to redeem myself, play it off cool, make it a joke, laugh, but I was in no mood to joke. Infact, the feeling of embarrassment suddenly turned to anger and frustration. I was caught in this same loop once more, the same latter over and over again, repeating the same steps and expecting a different result. I thought I could do better, that I could stop myself in time, that I could stay calm and collective, but I couldn't. It was then that instead of awkwardly shuffling through the mob in front of me I pushed back, fought. I broke the pattern, I strut with confidence not moving for others, instead they moved for me. I even stepped on the same man's shoes which enraged him even further but I was apathetic towards him now. I felt nothing and it was the greatest feeling I ever experienced. For fraction of a second, a blink and it would have already gone by, I felt like a god, a ruler, a king if you will. The world was at my beck and call, I was finally free of the social anxiety, I broke the pattern. This feeling though quickly came shattering down to the ground like glass when the man punched me across the face which I think may have broken my nose. I went down with the one hit, I was unbalanced. Let me tell you, it hurts like a bitch. I'm typing this now with an ice pack on it which burns because it's too cold. Might go to the doctors if the swelling doesn't go down within the next day or so, took a shit ton of aspirin and it did nothing. I'll tell people who ask about my crooked nose they should have seen the other guy but really he stood over me fine, looking down on me, him now like a god as tears rushed through my eyes. I looked like a bitch but got up afterwards. Needless too say had a shit game experience, already at the top of the stadium hardly able to see, this just added insult to injury, literally. I didn't sleep much last night, not because of the nose or awkwardness. I did my typical routines, went on porn hub, took a shower, settled in for bed not able to sleep. Lonely resorting to Omegle where I met a few new people and got their instagrams. It's now almost ****9:30****am at the time of writing this and I'm not sure how much of this is true. I think I went to a game last night...No I definitely did, I have photo evidence. I think I was punched in the nose, my nose is swollen and soar but maybe it was something else or maybe the punch hit me harder then I thought. Or maybe I hallucinated all of this from not sleeping for 37 hours straight, who knows. Who knows if any of this is real and not a hallucination or a simulation, maybe an alien chess game. Probay not the not the latter but if I am to trust my judgment which i always have and has never seemed to wrong me, or maybe it has and I just forgot similarly. But if I am to trust it, this all stemmed from a dumb bitch giving me an $8.50 rip off drink and over priced dip and dots. She was clearly not in a good mood but decided to fake it and told a complete stranger to enjoy a game. I could be a total dick and she wouldn't even know but she'd still want me to enjoy the game apparently. If she had just been honest and not deceitful I would have not made the detrimental mistake that was the cause of this chain of events. Anyway I'm fucking tired now and just realized I blacked out reading this and have no fucking clue what I just wrote. Damn, I've got to stop using horse tranquilizers...*
I was going to call my dad to tell him he left his phone at the house and then realised HE LEFT HIS PHONE AT THE HOUSE
Take a seat right here, we need to *talk*
Dhammit
Man i cant tell you how many times i almost did that in one day😂😂.
Bro that happened to me TODAY
Why does our brain just stop working sometimes?
the fact that i came to rewatch the video and still laughed at every punchline shows that his delivery is just perfect
1:23 his "broUWowOu" is just amazing
That smash 5 acapella was on point tho
Yuri Grigsby fr
That theme song tho 1:34
true
1:33 vocals are the absolute best! The combat music killed me!
Hahahaha, same here,!
It was actually fire im not gonna lie
@@don-tay3963 ikr
better than ultimate
It was the same song lol
czcams.com/video/0wLoirmq8MU/video.html
That’s the og version
Lol 😂 the background dialogue
“Who did you buy this from?”
“How much was this crap?!”
Not gonna lie I kinda liked that intro chorus for Smash Bros.
“Who you know work for Nintendo”
Caleb: DaMiTt
I’m so S T E W P I T
That moment he realised, he messed up big time
"Who did you buy this from!?"
"I should just put it back. I don't deserve hot chocolate."
I died of laughter for some reason
rip
That "Thanks, you too" at the restaurant was so relatable. 😭😂😂
"Thanks you too" is the bane of my existence
He lowkey killed the Smash 5 acapellas
true
When I got married I said “yes” instead of “I do”
I--
Ooof
Oof
Bro😂😂
Noooo
Ngl smash five looking like a top tier game especially those vocals I would play it just for the sound track cant wait for it to come out..
I legitimately cried with laugher over this skit. That you CalebCity!!
*At a friend's*
Me: I'm leaving bro
Friend: Get home safe
Me: you too man.....
*starts shaking my head* im so stupitt.. I looked my friend right in his eyes and said something stupitt
Smh I'm so stupitt
So stupitt
Now hes gonna remember for the rest of his life
Friend:I'm home but I'm not safe
I slipped in the shower and tried to grab the water while i was slipping
Your wife was going to work while you stayed at home.
You decide to take a shower to be productive.
When you stepped in, you accidentally slipped and hit your head on the wall and were paralyzed from the neck down.
Your shrieks of pain as the scorching water hit your skin lasted for hours.
This made me laugh out loud, thank you
That souns like something I would do ngl-
This needs more likes, LMAOO
Lmao, happy to be ur 100th like
This is actually really an embarrassing story for me. When I was in high-school the teacher made this educational game chart where you had to fill in the right answer next to the correct problem on the board. The entire class got to play and if someone got the answer they would raise their hand. If they got chosen they could write the answer on the board. For one of the questions, the teacher was asking who wanted to solve it. Literally every single student in the class raised their hand bc whoever got a correct answer got bonus points on the next quiz. But I was working on another problem so I didn't even read what it was yet. Even though my hand wasn't raised THE TEACHER CHOSE ME!
I immediately assumed that I wouldn't be smart enough to solve it, for some reason, even though I did well in school. I was on the honor roll every year but I lacked so much confidence. Also, I have really bad anxiety. And usually before I can even raise my hand I have to mentally prepare to ask questions. So when she called on me randomly I started freaking out immediately. I didn't even look at the problem or bring the paper. I walked all the way to the front of the class, picked up the chalk, stood there for a whole minute, put the chalk down, and announced to everyone that I didn't know the answer. As I walked back to my seat all I heard was "What? But that problem is so easy." "How can she not know the answer?" 😭
I sat down and looked at the problem. And this was literally such an easy problem. I don't remember what the problem was but I do remember it being so easy that after reading the question I was able to find the answer almost immediately.
Moral of the story: Always believe in yourself first before you give up. 😭
"Hey what's up"
"Good, you?"
🙃
No one gunna say how fire those smash 5 vocals were. Ok....
Dracora Playz first reply late ik
@@ayushmagar7197 talking of late...
My friend: what a nice weather
Me: thanks
lol
"What would you like to order?"
"Yes."
Lmao I can't
😂😂😂😂
Every time
Once I had homework, and we had two parts. I did one part and it was really easy, so I put 'two easy' at the top. I got it back and the teacher had wrote "were is the second part? And you spelt to wrong." I died on the inside.
You-you spelled it wrong again
@@stellasoleclark5586 look i didn't pass that one spelling bee-
😭
*spelled
@@AngelBien "Spelt" is also correct.
It's "too" and also u put "were" instead of "where"
1:09 "I looked that man directly in his eyes and said something StuuupiT!!" 😂😂😂
At least you didn't give up your kidney to a shady guy for Smash 7
Veridian thank you for the purchase it should arrive September 31st
Veridian what do you mean shady he had a van and everything
It was even in good quality even though it was used
Did you get it? 😂😂😂
Left nut sold smh
"Dammit I opened the box upside down now I should just put it back I don't deserve the chocolate " 😂🤣🤣😂
"I can't even close it now..."
“Yo ima be back I’m gonna go make some hot chocolate”
*“you have been disconnected from the server due to inactivity”*
I remember as a kid going to this event being held at my school with my family. All the parents were seated in this one big area, I then went to the parents area to grab my mom's phone from her bag cos I wanted to use it to play games or something only to realize I was going through someone else's bag. The reaction the owner of the bag gave me still haunts me to this day.
The Smash Bros 5 soundtrack sound litty tho
Sariah Soimis I knew I wasn’t the only one bruhh 😂 them vocals smooth
ikr
what songs is that
Its a nintendo song but its caleb singing it
@@mech645 what is the song called though
That moment when a waiter says "enjoy your meal" and you reply "Thanks, you too." I legit cringe everytime I think about it.
omg u see his comments everywhere too then
Happened twice to me, now I just let other people say thanks for me
Yo you really are his disciple, unfunny & unoriginal comment but still gets hundreds of likes!!
Justin Y's Disciple I mean, they would when they have a break or get off work to eat. So technically you’re telling them in advance, right?
I feel personally attacked with this skit!!
My favorite part was the music of super smash bros it got me rolling in the ground laughing 😂😂😂😂
The casual head turn and the rising “Who did you buy this from?!” in the last skit remains undefeated
I forgot to lock the door and someone walked on me on the toilet.
"I'm so stupit.Why don't I pay more attention."
Yooo, that nearly happened to me too, dude.
*Edit* _I'm so stupidtt_
Miss Flower i had that happen to me except i locked the door and it didnt work and someone walked in
happened to me at work. Thought I've locked it but someone walked in and I was like yoo my bad for the smell lmao
LOL happened to me today at a restaurant. I was washing my hands and some random big black guy opened the door, started at me for a few seconds and then walked out
Well the person that walked in on you is stupid. They need to knock
The way he says “stupit”
^
sityoopit
lmfao
1:59 "they finnessed you!"
Me mixing up saying "you're welcome" and "no problem" so I end up saying "you're problem"
ngl Caleb should make a channel where he uploads songs and themes he made up in videos. I love the Smash 5 theme he made
I went to open what I thought was my friend's car door, only to find a bunch of strangers sitting inside looking at me 😬
I damn near got into a strangers car, opened up the door loomed inside was confused as to why it didn't look like my car
😂😂😂 This is hilarious, I can relate
I DID THAT IN ELEMENTARY LOOOOL
First time travelling on my own I walk into the bus heading specifically to the remedial school in the total opposite direction. I didn't even realize everyone else wearing the same uniform until some girl asked what I was doing there. That as the walk of shame.
OML same
So I was running to my Dad's car
I thought an Audi was his car
So I opened it and suddenly realized there was a stranger inside!
It didn't help that I was running before that with a hood on
She looked terrified lmaoo😂🤣
on my first date the first words she said was
"how are you?"
i have bad hearing and said this gem
"I love you too."
we are married now.
Aww
on my first date the first words she said was
"Hello"
i have bad hearing so i did a backflip
we are married now.
@@arugon1677 I hope it's real, but I have a feeling it's just a joke lol.
Srsly tho, my story is real. I had been talking with her for months, but never asked her on a date lol. Then when I said I love you too... it was major awkward for the rest of the date haha. She told me that she had said how are you instead of what I heard which was, I love you too. I felt so embarrassed lol
@We Have To Go Back OwO
@@kinkajuu1 that's so cutee 😍
The hot chocolate & the “you too” parts are happen to me too often
Had to come back to this video because I feel so stupid for doing Christmas shopping and ordering shoes for my girl that was her ring size 🤣🤣🤣God why am I so stupid