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Zak's virginity segment was pure gold and Ethan finishing it off with 'surprised you didn't throw her overboard' reminded me exactly why I love this podcast so much.
wow you love this podcast despite how much of a snake and hypocrites Ethan and Hila are? You're not that much better than them if you watch this and agree with the bullshit both of them spout constantly
Adam Afifi well, to name a few things people were upset about, he called a bunch of chicks dogs because they weren’t his type and in general he’s kind of just a player.
@@encrypticfishy6683 it's not either of their thing as far as conventional interviewing goes but podcasts are people conversing so it doesn't matter. Also I saw the initial comment prior to the edit, I don't think she's rude at all but she's somewhat blunt as people with English as a second language tend to be, and, as I said it's a conversation which we all say things without thinking while in conversation however these conversations get broadcast to the world
@@masonm8463 fun fact dicaprio plays a hopeless romantic that dies for dumb reasons in three of his most known movies. edit: I dont want to create any spoilers so i'll just say ..as an extra fun fact, two of those movies were directed by Baz Luhrmann. also extra extra fun fact- dicaprio has died in at least thirty of his movies. at the time of me writing this he has only been in about fifty three. thats more than fifty percent of his movies. that means if you see him in a movie (flipping a coin wont matter) he will most likely die before the end of the movie.
It truely is: barely knows her, woo's her with a guitar, propably playing wonderwall, at least one of them was overweight, and then he ran away from the responsebilities that come with taking someones virginity. If they would've met via tinder it would be perfect
Too many parts about that story align with a girl’s story, who I know... (Lets call her “C”) on a cruise, in the CHAPEL of a ship... in the same sort of time that this happened... she is English American... was on a cruise in the Caribbean... tbf, im sure it isn’t an unusual story (teens losing their virginity on a cruise) ... but wouldn’t put it past Zach to get down and dirty with God watching over him...
Did anyone else feel sad af when Ethan said that he doesn't talk to Post anymore and that he's got such a busy life. They were so good together. It feels like Idubbbz/Joji/Maxmoefoe again. 😭
post malone is very bright guy. He eventually found out that ethan and hila were just using him, he knows ethan and hila are toxic fake leeches who hate anyone more successful. hes been to other podcasts he just doesnt care about leeches like h3h3.
SpittDogAyeLmao how tf are you so oblivious to pop culture that you need a podcaster to put you on to a literal superstar lmao I swear some of you live under rocks
the most organic episode ever? it felt like the guys took a time trip back when Ethan and Hila where filming a new vid, showed them 2020 memes, and the power couple said: "Ok, lets do this."
She’s probably made more money this month than all four of us have all year. I’m not willing to say some crazy shit like ‘she’s smarter than she seems’ but clearly it’s people who do “cares about Trisha” 🤷🏽♂️
hey Skaa, while it sounded funny, i don't think Ethan said "Hila blocked me last night" as a joke. pretty sure he just said it and it came off as a joke. also Hila is so prude compared to Ethan. Hila actually kinda reminds me of my ex, who was just as prude
Frenchanteater Ethan has been saying Pewds would be on the show again since they came back after their break in 2019, since January there’s never been any indication it’s actually happening, just Ethan keeps saying he cancelled, I feel like it made sense when Felix wasn’t uploading, but now that he’s back it makes no sense why he’d continue to cancel on Ethan without ANY explanation as to why for months. Also him having Trisha on again is garbage, she’s a disgusting lady who just trolls people for attention and Ethan is giving her a good platform, well at least what was a good platform. I guess papa was the pinnacle of the podcast, because it seems like it’s all downhill now.
No, no, he does. Let the record show that he does. It's just that he was about to but just had to last-minute cancel. Something came up but he'll be on in one of the next few episodes. Promise. Papa bless. You'll see.
His girl is italian... i dont want to assume anything but what if her family needed help with all thats going on? Lets not get ahead of ourselves, he will give a reason later
Thanks for describing the ASMR portion for audio listeners. I was picturing it in the gym. Really appreciate the love for the audio listeners Ethan. Keep up the great work H3!
Cheers from quarantine (Italy). Stay safe: wash your hands constantly for at least 30 seconds, stay away from strangers, don't touch your face in public. I love your show, I've been a fan for ages. Papa bless
All the best PLN - I think a lot of places are going to experience something similar as social distancing seems to be the best method to stop the extreme advancement of infections. Best thing until a vaccine arrives I think.
is the milk thing from the video of the lady yelling “he need some milk!” please tell me it is lmaooo... also i feel like dan has been on the feet site before
I struggle with chronic depression, watching the h3 show is one of my only escape's. I can't thank h3h3 enough for everything they do. Thank you for all the amazing content.
Alex Vanderkley I suffer with insomnia and I listen to them to help me fall asleep, it’s the only thing I’ve found so far to make me feel less lonely and more secure. They really do so much more than they know just goofing and gaffing
LOL my childhood best friend lied for years saying he lost his virginity on a cruise when we were younger and finally years later he admitted it was all bs for the cool points.. yeah OK zach lol
Ethan watching sponge girl Him: how do you do this?! How do you explain this to your mother?! Me: *flashes back to Ethan dunking his entire head in a bowl of ranch dressing*
I was 16 when I went on a Disney cruise with my family for a week. When we got to the room, my dad said, "You get this drawer. Put your things away." I opened it and realized, my dad had bought my condoms for the first time.... I feel u, Golden Boi Zach
Lololol he was just looking out. The drawer thing was do my mom didn't roll her eyes at our deal. I did wind up meeting and making out with this girl from across the states, but nothing more:/ tbh Zach is the slop champ for both kicking his brother out and then immediately distancing himself😂😂
@@technotomboy the use of irony to mock or convey contempt. "she didn't like the note of sarcasm in his voice" synonyms: derision, mockery, ridicule, satire, irony, scorn, sneering, scoffing, gibing, taunting; More trenchancy, mordancy, acerbity; rarecausticity, mordacity "his voice was heavy with sarcasm"
Pewdiepie just enacted the big *F YOU!* to Ethan and H3! Ethan and Hila seem to fall out with *everyone* Are they still talking to Post Malone? Havent heard that name-drop for quite some time.
This is probably the best episode of the podcast with zacks stories and og and the goat vinny d and of course the philly offensive this was a great episode
Gotta love disconnected rich people complaining that Americans are untraveled, underpaid, don’t get enough vacation time and shitting on cruises at the same time
"Unfortunately Pewdiepie couldn't make it today" Season 1 Ep.6
Pewdiepie being nice this days!
Whats jablin jables; sorry no gaming video this week
Zach PLEASE soundbite Dan yelling "I WANNA TALK ABOUT FEET"
If they don’t sound bite Dan saying “I WANT TO TALK ABOUT FEET” I will be very disappointed.
Oh my fucking God yes
Came here to say that i just passed it lol ITS FUNNY its not funny
@@dengaz4099 tf is this comment supposed to mean?
Jennie Boudreaux you gotta time stamp it for Zach
1:13:57
“Isn’t that a shame Hila?”
“Everything is a shame.”
I don’t think she meant that as a joke but it made me laugh.
Sarah Fern Art haha I felt it
When they were talking about losing virginities at a young age, Hila said “I wasn’t ready to even make eye contact” and that shit had me dying 😂
time stamp?
The BJ Chronicles lmfaoooo
same though god damn eye contact was rough
Montana Tym 33:37
@@heyheydidthathurt timestamp its before the break 🐷
lol hila’s always so relatable
Zak's virginity segment was pure gold and Ethan finishing it off with 'surprised you didn't throw her overboard' reminded me exactly why I love this podcast so much.
xsoraya♥♥ ‼️
wholeheartedly agree!
Its been so enjoyable ever since they stopped being political
Zach is like the cool, not-a-dick version of Chad
wow you love this podcast despite how much of a snake and hypocrites Ethan and Hila are? You're not that much better than them if you watch this and agree with the bullshit both of them spout constantly
The cruise ship girl: Oh my god, That was so magical, I love you
Zach: AiGhT ImMa HEaD
Lol
As if our respect of him wasnt low already..
@@no7581 Explain? I'm just curious haha you must know something I don't.
Adam Afifi well, to name a few things people were upset about, he called a bunch of chicks dogs because they weren’t his type and in general he’s kind of just a player.
Galadriel And that’s why we love Zach
Hila's so innocent thinking anyone wouldgo to wiki feet to just look at feet and vote
Brit Ann Precious af
If I go there it'll be for purely innocent reasons
Hila doesn't belong on this podcast its not her thing at all
@@encrypticfishy6683 it's not either of their thing as far as conventional interviewing goes but podcasts are people conversing so it doesn't matter.
Also I saw the initial comment prior to the edit, I don't think she's rude at all but she's somewhat blunt as people with English as a second language tend to be, and, as I said it's a conversation which we all say things without thinking while in conversation however these conversations get broadcast to the world
@unknowning unknown it's not her fault but the truth sucks sometimes
When pewdiepie does make it on the show, you should still introduce the show like he couldn’t make it.
That. I like that. 💦
And then have him ride in on the Gatsby.
He was only going to video call in and he can’t even do that so I doubt he is going to be a guest
honestly, at this point Pewds is looking like a real asshole, and i'm starting to like him less for it.
@@sleepinginmoss
mhh, maybe we have some jokeception here...
I feel like getting blocked by Oj is better than getting buried by him
Well... You don't know what he is planning....
Daaaamn rip nicole & ron
Dark humor 😂
Little did we know... the block list is actually his *hit list*
Football block
At this point pewdiepie coming on the show is just a meme
Nathan Figueroa It is. Ethan literally said it a few episodes ago. It's just a sketch.
The whole time it was a meme. It was only real one time and then all others are fake
InstaBlaster.
Instead of spraying Fabreeze on my bed I just regularly wash my bedding.
What is this witchcraft?
A little disappointed that Papa John didn’t intro the show by saying “Wow Ethan, great moves. Keep it up.”
I wish he said "Better hosts, Better podcast. H3 pod."
Wow, thanks for pointing that out. Now I’ll be thinking about that every time I hear the intro 😭.
stay tuned...
There could be a soundbyte that says "Hila, great question", when he said it he reminded me a lot of Michelle!
It's because they want to distance themselves from when they were still funny
Gotta get the sound byte of Dan saying “I’m a woman and I have a foot fetish”
timestamp? i think i missed it when he said that :P
Joey Prince or when he yells “I wanna talk about FEET”
i cant believe they don't know about the "he need some milk" vine
I KNOWW guess only some people quote it on the weekly and they aren't those people
F xx YES! 😂😂 such an iconic vine. SOMEBODAH OH
So funny to see them talk about Trisha knowing that they’re practically family now😂
righttt like wow now trish and moses are thriving🥺
This is awkward..😂
:(
@@otocinclus I’m team H3 lol
Did not age well
Zack losing his virginity on a cruise is the modern day Titanic love story
@@masonm8463 fun fact dicaprio plays a hopeless romantic that dies for dumb reasons in three of his most known movies.
edit: I dont want to create any spoilers so i'll just say ..as an extra fun fact, two of those movies were directed by Baz Luhrmann.
also extra extra fun fact- dicaprio has died in at least thirty of his movies. at the time of me writing this he has only been in about fifty three.
thats more than fifty percent of his movies.
that means if you see him in a movie (flipping a coin wont matter) he will most likely die before the end of the movie.
Ivan Ahumada shutter island, inception and titanic?
Icin Well Inception is up for debate. I’m guessing he’s referring to Romeo + Juliet for one of them.
It truely is: barely knows her, woo's her with a guitar, propably playing wonderwall, at least one of them was overweight, and then he ran away from the responsebilities that come with taking someones virginity. If they would've met via tinder it would be perfect
Too many parts about that story align with a girl’s story, who I know... (Lets call her “C”) on a cruise, in the CHAPEL of a ship... in the same sort of time that this happened... she is English American... was on a cruise in the Caribbean... tbf, im sure it isn’t an unusual story (teens losing their virginity on a cruise) ... but wouldn’t put it past Zach to get down and dirty with God watching over him...
I skipped that Trisha ASMR section faster than I skip the sponsorships.
Cornflack me too
lmao yuuuuuuuuuup, I also skip the mayo segments sorry bros just can't do it
lol me too. How does Ethan expect us to sit through that?
That shit was not asmr.
I sat through it. :)
Did anyone else feel sad af when Ethan said that he doesn't talk to Post anymore and that he's got such a busy life.
They were so good together. It feels like Idubbbz/Joji/Maxmoefoe again. 😭
Yep. Its really sad to see really legendary friendships fall apart
post malone is very bright guy. He eventually found out that ethan and hila were just using him, he knows ethan and hila are toxic fake leeches who hate anyone more successful. hes been to other podcasts he just doesnt care about leeches like h3h3.
@@manorui100 Righteo. Why are you on their podcast?
I legit found out about Posty through Ethan and Hila. 🤔
SpittDogAyeLmao same
SpittDogAyeLmao how tf are you so oblivious to pop culture that you need a podcaster to put you on to a literal superstar lmao I swear some of you live under rocks
I like it when Dan laughs in the background of the stories.
Best!
That cruise story from Zach deserves a highlight
This episode is a smash hit, you got a bit of everything in there.
1:15:05 - Ethan: i have never showed my feet on camera
57:50 - *ethan in dude wipes ad*
The original even tries to hide her feet
who cares
Ethan’s initials are literally EEK. Think about that. 😂
What’s his middle name?
MobzillaLongTail Edward
Immediately thought of Eek the Cat
the most organic episode ever? it felt like the guys took a time trip back when Ethan and Hila where filming a new vid, showed them 2020 memes, and the power couple said: "Ok, lets do this."
Ioannis Mittas agree, this was such a good episode
Seriously this episodes was really organic and I actually found myself laughing and enjoying like an og h3 video.
@@sircashregister387 why would you watch a comedy podcast in the first place if you don't usually find it funny or enjoyable?? legit question
I love how difficult it is for Dan to talk about anything Trisha related.
I don't blame him. She's disgusting and cringey in every way.
Madison Gritton im with him, who cares about trisha
She’s probably made more money this month than all four of us have all year. I’m not willing to say some crazy shit like ‘she’s smarter than she seems’ but clearly it’s people who do “cares about Trisha” 🤷🏽♂️
Madison Gritton 😂
Kevin Dube well whoever tf is paying to see trasha has incredibly low standards, im a guy and even i look better than her 😂
Why do I feel like zach's stories are the version of events he wished happened? Like he instead spent the cruise sitting in the shade and eating
Omg that is exactly how I feel when he tells stories lol
1:32:22
Dan: Dude, that was 2017!
Ethan: That was 2016.
Dan: *whispers* It said 17..
jacobbowitz lmao 😂 I felt so bad 🥺😞
Hila: “It’s like ruining the dish for me”
Ethan : “that DOES look good”
I DIED at the throw her overboard comment, shit had my laughing so hard
It got that Dan laught out of me
What’s the time stamp for it?
EDIT: Never mind. It’s 33:55
Jay Marriner SAME. died laughing in my car 😂
@@countingworms_ I listen in the car too haha 😂
Jay Marriner i also listen at work a lot. i’m always dying laughing 😂😂
Ethan: “Hila blocked me last night.”
Hila: what?
Ethan: “Not on social media, in real life”
YIKES
He had to masterbate that night, lol. Poor guy. This is exactly what happens when Woman lose their sex drive and the Man doesn't.
hey Skaa, while it sounded funny, i don't think Ethan said "Hila blocked me last night" as a joke. pretty sure he just said it and it came off as a joke. also Hila is so prude compared to Ethan. Hila actually kinda reminds me of my ex, who was just as prude
@@ALLdoughVARGAS Hila is NOT a prude!!! I think the word your looking for is CLASS because that's what Hila has!!!
The Vin Diesel drop is the funniest thing I've seen lately.
I’m starting to wonder if PewDiePie was ever actually supposed to be on the show
Huh? Explain
that'd be one hell of a meme, for him to keep that going forever "piewdiepie was supposed to be on this podcast welcome to podcast number 2065 "
@Gemma nah mate, I heard he's supposed to be on the next episode.
Frenchanteater Ethan has been saying Pewds would be on the show again since they came back after their break in 2019, since January there’s never been any indication it’s actually happening, just Ethan keeps saying he cancelled, I feel like it made sense when Felix wasn’t uploading, but now that he’s back it makes no sense why he’d continue to cancel on Ethan without ANY explanation as to why for months.
Also him having Trisha on again is garbage, she’s a disgusting lady who just trolls people for attention and Ethan is giving her a good platform, well at least what was a good platform. I guess papa was the pinnacle of the podcast, because it seems like it’s all downhill now.
Jaxen Pise letterman did that with norm
Please PLEASE grab that sound of dan shouting “I WANNA TALK ABOUT FEET”
BlueGoth We also need them to grab him saying “I have a foot fetish”
For those moments they don't know what to talk about first or "any of you have something to say about this"?
Ethan: “I’m done being political”
Ethan: *well Bernie.....
Dillon Taylor sorry bro but that socialist Bernie got no chance in hell
When Dan starts really laughing he always gets me I just have to laugh with him! :)
Ethan: how did you get a girl on a cruise?
Zach: oh you know, the *implications...*
lol sunny 4 life
Amazing reference 😂
mayo in the hair was very much Charlie work, but this just screams Dennis
Zach, are you going to hurt these women???!
When he said that I KNEW it was familiar!
Thank you - best comment ever
The Papa John intro needs to be mandatory for each podcast or else
Na it needs to be changed to “hey ethan, great moves, keep it up.” Said by papa of course.
@@GuacSause nah dude that's gay
@@GuacSause That would be the outro
Papa anthem
Threaten hila again and see what happens.. 😤😤😤
This show is now my asmr. Helps me sleep good night y'all!😷😴
It's hurting my brain trying to remember the set like this. Seems like it was long long ago.
Okay the Zack on a cruise bit has me belly laughing at the podcast again
Listen princess,..
I'm surprised they didn't say anything about him walking around a cruise with a guitar lol
You know what I love a lot? Ethan making some sort of comment and you hear Zack laugh from like 10 miles away.
Zach's a G
May3529 yess, I so wanna see a compilation of that
I love you guys SO much!! @H3Podcast I was in a pretty crappy mood... after watching this I'm feeling much lighter. Thanks 💜
1:05:21 The OJ Simpson part
Roll Patrol kinda seems like Shoenice if his life had gone differently.
Dude i thought the same thing lmao
Owen Young shoenice reads the comments like a hawke
odds he'll be down in this comment in like an hour replying w some garbage
The next thing youre going to say is "LOL"
Ryan Kenny ok boomer
I’m getting the feeling that pewdiepie doesn’t wanna do the podcast lol
why would he
it's pretty much an on-going joke/gag at this point with pewdiepie "canceling"
No, no, he does. Let the record show that he does. It's just that he was about to but just had to last-minute cancel. Something came up but he'll be on in one of the next few episodes. Promise. Papa bless. You'll see.
His girl is italian... i dont want to assume anything but what if her family needed help with all thats going on? Lets not get ahead of ourselves, he will give a reason later
I have a feeling youse a dummy
Thanks for describing the ASMR portion for audio listeners. I was picturing it in the gym. Really appreciate the love for the audio listeners Ethan. Keep up the great work H3!
I love how someone is just dying laughing in the background.
Cheers from quarantine (Italy). Stay safe: wash your hands constantly for at least 30 seconds, stay away from strangers, don't touch your face in public.
I love your show, I've been a fan for ages. Papa bless
Papa bless 🍕
Papa bless 🍕 papa prayers to you all...hope everyone stays healthy n are able to go back to your normal lives soon!! 🙏 🍕
Stay safe man. Everybody is kung flu fighting.
All the best PLN - I think a lot of places are going to experience something similar as social distancing seems to be the best method to stop the extreme advancement of infections. Best thing until a vaccine arrives I think.
Papa bless and stay safe soldier
“Ok boomer”
“Don’t ok boomer myself”
“K boomer”
The sound bites r getting way to good
i love you guys, always make me so happy. Never stop making these podcasts
is the milk thing from the video of the lady yelling “he need some milk!” please tell me it is lmaooo... also i feel like dan has been on the feet site before
Ethan: Hila blocked me. Last night, in real life
Hila: *twirls hair and mumbles shyly* what does that mean?
Wholesome Hila
There was eating, shitting, delivering a baby... ITS TIME TO TALK ABOUT THEIR SEX LIFE!
wow, really? its almost like i watched the video
Make the Philly offense a corespondent for the show, send to all the popping current events. Like how you had your brother at area 51
Aaron Gonzalez I could see H3 producing a show that he stars in similar to Impractical Jokers. Shit would be great with Ethans Creative input.
@@Laremy that would be awesome I remember Ethan saying he wanted to have his own network one day
Aaron Gonzalez And his wife could travel around with him 😂
I honestly cant stand that guy
great idea
It’s so funny to watch this wiki feet bit after how far things have gone, including the C Man and Liam bit 😂
Potential h3 podcast segment: send Trisha as a press reporter to the premiere of a vin diesel film. Segment potential: a 1v1 interview
Ethan: Okay Boomer
Ethan: I cant "okay boomer" myself
Ethan: .. Okay Boomer.
Robert Bullock lol this is the best podcast
@@hell_pike9150 yes
The Vin Diesel sounds had my scream laughing
what about your scream
Anyone else notice the “gift shop” tab on wiki feet? I’m genuinely curious what they’re selling on there
It's funny that this repeat comes up for me after watching Ethan's After Dark foot tirade yesterday. 😆
Hahaha right!
When you're trying to focus on studying but that notification hits you.
study flat earth
Fam Squad naw fam studying is for nerds
Literally watching this 7 mins before my midterm
same lol
Imma guess you a Virgin
I struggle with chronic depression, watching the h3 show is one of my only escape's. I can't thank h3h3 enough for everything they do. Thank you for all the amazing content.
Alex Vanderkley I suffer with insomnia and I listen to them to help me fall asleep, it’s the only thing I’ve found so far to make me feel less lonely and more secure. They really do so much more than they know just goofing and gaffing
escapes*
A year later and Ethan is the Sergeant of the foot soldiers
Just saw this, Ethan really started Twitter beef with an actual murderer 😭😭 forever a fan!
Protip: after washing your hands, soak them in mayonnaise so they won't be as dry. 🙃
Please sound bite dan saying “I want to talk about feet” at 1:13:57
Thanks to you, I replayed that part about 50 times
Johnny Berthiaume Like we’re supposed to believe “He doesn’t understand” the fetish after shouting THAT!!
Food asmr fills me with absolute rage that i dont experience otherwise
Hills outfit is extra fire this podcast. Keep it up yall
I haven’t watched the last 2 episodes and I’m very glad to hear “pewdiepie couldn’t make it today” for the 5th time
bLu NAx is it a meme I missed?
He keeps having to cancel 🥺
Pewds is very busy ya know
Is he actually doing it or is it just a joke i genuinly cant tell
Tugeye
It's a joke, but hopefully they have him on at some point.
Episode 234 starts with “So, pewdiepie couldn’t make it today...”
1:32:23
Dan mutters under his breath after Ethan wrongly corrects him haha
so funny
Lol
Dan was right though lol
Lol “it said 17”
wow
You don't ruin the show Ethan. You are a beautiful gem with big gorgeous hamburger eyes.
46:33 i think its from that vine video saying "he needs some milk"
Is Zach looking up at a monitor of himself everytime he’s on camera 😂
No they showed the tv he's looking at has ethan and hilas cams on it but it's high up
The tv hes looking at has a split screen showing everyone. He’s looking at Ethan and Hila.
LOL my childhood best friend lied for years saying he lost his virginity on a cruise when we were younger and finally years later he admitted it was all bs for the cool points.. yeah OK zach lol
I am that friend. You are liar.
@@Doctor_Dank Lol
Hila looks at Ethan after he farts and his reaction is priceless. Almost embarrassed to be called out
"You never seen Space Jam?!" was such an authentic reaction.
Ethan watching sponge girl
Him: how do you do this?! How do you explain this to your mother?!
Me: *flashes back to Ethan dunking his entire head in a bowl of ranch dressing*
For those wanting to skip the Tris ASMR Eating, it's 8:35-22:00
Living legend
T H A N K Y O U ! ! ! ! ! !
You are a Papa sent
Papa Bless
It was actually disgusting thank you sir. She is just the absolute worst
1:03:57 that must be some loud-ass rain since you can’t hear someone’s voice if they’re 2 feet away from the mic
I love only having a guest for half the show! It's the best of both worlds! Please do this more
15:00 is around the time Trisha stops eating. You're welcome.
What a saint. Thank you.
And then immediately followed by more eating sounds
i love you
I skipped forward myself as well, I wish they'd stop giving her attention. She is such 2012 or something CZcams...
I wish I could have seen this before..
I was 16 when I went on a Disney cruise with my family for a week. When we got to the room, my dad said, "You get this drawer. Put your things away." I opened it and realized, my dad had bought my condoms for the first time.... I feel u, Golden Boi Zach
Did u get some ?
I don't know but I will fell really weird if my father did something like that
Lololol he was just looking out. The drawer thing was do my mom didn't roll her eyes at our deal. I did wind up meeting and making out with this girl from across the states, but nothing more:/ tbh Zach is the slop champ for both kicking his brother out and then immediately distancing himself😂😂
Ethan: Keemstar friend of the show.
* Keemstar 3 weeks ago on Cold Ones *
Keem: I hate the H3 Podcast
@@technotomboy the use of irony to mock or convey contempt.
"she didn't like the note of sarcasm in his voice"
synonyms: derision, mockery, ridicule, satire, irony, scorn, sneering, scoffing, gibing, taunting; More
trenchancy, mordancy, acerbity;
rarecausticity, mordacity
"his voice was heavy with sarcasm"
It's a loose term
OJs like “Well.. I didn’t kill Ethan.. but if it was me here’s how I woulda done it”
Ethan: "Hila we'll have you eating sponges in a white t-shirt with no bra"
Vin Diesel: "Oh My God! She's so beautiful! I'm in love with her!"
Am I in beautiful world?
I wouldn't mind seeing that
The “Pewdiepie couldn’t get to the podcast today” podcast
Rush Drag starting to think it’s a meme.
it only happened twice
Pewdiepie just enacted the big *F YOU!* to Ethan and H3!
Ethan and Hila seem to fall out with *everyone*
Are they still talking to Post Malone? Havent heard that name-drop for quite some time.
Ellaova he doesn’t live in LA anymore and has been on tour for like a whole year
@@ajausbajdhqj isnt it the third time he canceled?
32:29 ethans laugh kills me hahaha
Vin diesel always gets me lmaoo
1:13:57 *"I wanna talk about feet"* make it a sound bite Now!
Ethans communication each day: (1) talks to recordings of Papa John, (2) talks to his handler, (3) talks to hired staff
Well the recording of Papa John doesn't judge you for blinking.
He also talks to Vin Diesel
Don't forget he talks to recordings of Vin Diesel
Dont forget getting ghosted by pewdiepie
4) talks to Vin Diesel
5) talks to pewdiepie when he cancels last minute
6) talks to Theodore ofc
Im dead bro this is one of the best episodes of the h3 podcast 😂 😂
This is probably the best episode of the podcast with zacks stories and og and the goat vinny d and of course the philly offensive this was a great episode
i just came here to say i like the way Hila pronounces 'tattoo'
Tatu
im not there yet but it cant be as bad as farcry 3
Ivan Ahumada tatow
Tetu
I like the way she pronounces every word.
he said shes literally a farm animal, I'M DEAD
Gotta love disconnected rich people complaining that Americans are untraveled, underpaid, don’t get enough vacation time and shitting on cruises at the same time
Philly Offensive should try Adult Swim. They got a whole program where they look for new stuff like this
"I wasn't ready to make eye contact"
Honestly, me too 😂
33:36 I wasn’t even ready to make eye contact
I felt that
i need a “i wanna talk about FEET” sound bite from Dan PLEASE
It’s now a soundbite
When you’re an adult everything feels like a shlep. Truer words have never been spoken 😭