When Thotting Goes Wrong - H3 Podcast

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  • @CoolKidCroc
    @CoolKidCroc Před 4 lety +1805

    Ethan: "She later apologized for her remarks"
    Hila: "As will Ethan, after this episode."
    LMFAO that's the best

    • @Svellgarm
      @Svellgarm Před 4 lety +18

      On the apology podium

    • @DecentralisedGames
      @DecentralisedGames Před 4 lety +6

      Has all to do with the dialogue @8:30

    • @peterpumpkin1
      @peterpumpkin1 Před 4 lety +1

      She got like a million subs when she did it as well.

    • @R.T.and.J
      @R.T.and.J Před 4 lety +12

      Hila's growth through the podcast has truly been the most awe-inspiring character arc of any media that's been published.

  • @viciouslyharmless7654
    @viciouslyharmless7654 Před 4 lety +1726

    So cool that vin diesel is a co-host now

    • @Sw3nBr0ss16
      @Sw3nBr0ss16 Před 4 lety +40

      Viciously Harmless god I love him

    • @onno3573
      @onno3573 Před 4 lety +9

      @@Sw3nBr0ss16 He'll prob love you aswell seeing as he loves everyone and everything

    • @TayNez63
      @TayNez63 Před 4 lety +5

      So beautiful

    • @marieelisa1
      @marieelisa1 Před 4 lety +6

      I like that

    • @jackh4484
      @jackh4484 Před 4 lety

      666 likes 😎😎😎

  • @hulahoop1227
    @hulahoop1227 Před 4 lety +1149

    Ethan: "She's a daddy dom."
    Hila: "Yeah, she's a mommy mom."

  • @katelyn4821
    @katelyn4821 Před 4 lety +1239

    I love hila’s shirt and glasses. She’s serving looks!!

    • @jodiejodiejodie
      @jodiejodiejodie Před 4 lety +8

      Katelyn Truth!

    • @epicalex91
      @epicalex91 Před 4 lety +21

      Really I wasn’t a fan of this fit tbh

    • @keilacarlos9877
      @keilacarlos9877 Před 4 lety

      i was thinking the same!

    • @xidxan3088
      @xidxan3088 Před 4 lety +33

      Lilalexvert you wearing a plaid scarf in your profile lmao, don’t think anyone cares about your fashion opinions

    • @carlrygwelski586
      @carlrygwelski586 Před 4 lety +15

      @@xidxan3088 If you say his opinions are invalidated because of what he is pictured wearing (plaid scarf), you just nixxed yours for the same reason 🙄 especailly since he was not being derogatory

  • @loganholmes7946
    @loganholmes7946 Před 4 lety +1015

    Timestamps. Let me know if I missed any(sorry their late):
    2:43 Papa John Update
    4:11 Elon Musk Twitter
    9:22 InvaderVie Twitch
    29:15 The Bachelor
    41:13 Joe Biden Memes
    50:41 So Flo Antonio

    • @kudiyyy
      @kudiyyy Před 4 lety +8

      Logan Holmes thank you

    • @JuPac420
      @JuPac420 Před 4 lety +11

      To the top with this comment. Ty my guy

    • @DannyLrides
      @DannyLrides Před 4 lety +9

      Logan Holmes you’re a good person, thanks dude.

    • @blah123159
      @blah123159 Před 4 lety +10

      There is also a surprise at the end

    • @asmrmadaue325
      @asmrmadaue325 Před 4 lety +11

      Where is the "thotting" time stamp

  • @chrisd.2328
    @chrisd.2328 Před 4 lety +2451

    We know trisha is watching with one hand on her keyboard.

    • @emilyelizabeth484
      @emilyelizabeth484 Před 4 lety +23

      ch baf the legend make this the top comment lol

    • @kraftmayo
      @kraftmayo Před 4 lety +10

      Haha I was thinking the same think 20 minutes before I saw this comment 😂

    • @angiet7380
      @angiet7380 Před 4 lety +10

      So am I

    • @robotbanana4261
      @robotbanana4261 Před 4 lety +7

      What is this supposed to mean???

    • @Smileyson58
      @Smileyson58 Před 4 lety +5

      Trisha has a dream that she could be h3

  • @isabellavasari8681
    @isabellavasari8681 Před 4 lety +478

    When someone says this podcast is a mess, it’s a good episode.

  • @MrGoof-if8rb
    @MrGoof-if8rb Před 4 lety +103

    Ethan: Isn’t that called a Loli?
    Me: *Screams in horror and dismay*

    • @cubbwatch
      @cubbwatch Před 4 lety +17

      Loli is the most pedo genre ever, they're literally just little girls with kiddy bodies and sexualised...
      It's one of those japanese things people should be genuinely worried about but it's way too common to make a fuss about.

    • @LizzyEXE
      @LizzyEXE Před 4 lety

      Ikr eww

    • @nutoothealmighty2126
      @nutoothealmighty2126 Před 4 lety +3

      I laughed so hard when i heard that. No ethan, god no it's not that.

    • @Heliogabalos
      @Heliogabalos Před 4 lety +1

      Trish: *frantic typing *

    • @rxblackpill
      @rxblackpill Před 4 lety

      @@cubbwatch yeah bro let's shut down a part of some other country's culture that does not affect us in the slightest.

  • @laurenmiller9143
    @laurenmiller9143 Před 4 lety +644

    “I dont think our sponsor wants to come right after this loli conversation” *changes topic to mommy dom*

    • @AlexHerlan
      @AlexHerlan Před 4 lety +5

      I like to think these sponsors know what they are getting into

    • @jacksonbeattie3327
      @jacksonbeattie3327 Před 4 lety +4

      "LOLLIPOP, LOLLIPOP"

    • @mies6633
      @mies6633 Před 4 lety +2

      Hahah, nice profile picture

  • @RackCityBunny
    @RackCityBunny Před 4 lety +307

    "She later apologised for her remarks."
    "As will Ethan after this episode."
    Love ya Hila

  • @abigailrose3439
    @abigailrose3439 Před 4 lety +63

    It brings me so much joy every time Ethan says something goofy he’s such a friggin DAD. It’s like as soon as Theodore came into this world ethan’s brain switch to dad mode it’s pure gold

  • @sourcream.and.opiates
    @sourcream.and.opiates Před 4 lety +44

    Hila was so jokes in this episode lmao
    "He was brushing his wig"

  • @Im__Gavin
    @Im__Gavin Před 4 lety +695

    I commented on soflos instagram saying “i cant lie this is totally me when I scam people who need masks during the virus” and minutes later he blocked me 😂

    • @sakurose4346
      @sakurose4346 Před 4 lety +47

      being blocked by soflo is legendary

    • @princediop8190
      @princediop8190 Před 4 lety +12

      I can’t lie this is totally me 😎😎

    • @Im__Gavin
      @Im__Gavin Před 4 lety +8

      ヅsakurose I’m blocked by him on two accounts now hahaha

    • @Game2Test
      @Game2Test Před 4 lety +6

      Me on a 3rd fake account. Roasted soflo. Keep it coming

    • @chapinachika09
      @chapinachika09 Před 4 lety +4

      This made me cry of laughter omg

  • @sirmammoth5787
    @sirmammoth5787 Před 4 lety +516

    I won’t lie, this is definitely me when I’m running a scam

  • @GlassesnMouthplates
    @GlassesnMouthplates Před 4 lety +75

    Ethan suddenly bringing up about lolis out of nowhere in the podcast was like the whole family hearing their smallest child asking what incest is during dinner time.

  • @jg1335
    @jg1335 Před 4 lety +417

    “Hey guys I’m gonna play animal crossing in high socks with a pink wig on. Please give me $10 dollars... also I’m 30”

    • @lifenoodle583
      @lifenoodle583 Před 4 lety +4

      Kg_solo Man she’s really 30? Holy shit

    • @TheworldengineBeeps
      @TheworldengineBeeps Před 4 lety +4

      Whew. That’s very incredibly sad.

    • @rhiannon8522
      @rhiannon8522 Před 4 lety +67

      Liz A i might hate my job, but i don’t have to beg people for their hard earn money. i also don’t throw a fit if i don’t get it. i’ll take my 8 hour days and having to request PTO

    • @touko_nanami
      @touko_nanami Před 4 lety +30

      @Liz A SIMP

    • @natalyrausch
      @natalyrausch Před 4 lety +2

      @@rhiannon8522 You clearly don't work in the nonprofit world LOL I kid, I kid... but not really, it does feel like begging sometimes.

  • @supaxxsc1z0rxx61
    @supaxxsc1z0rxx61 Před 4 lety +204

    SoFloAntonio: "I won't lie, this is definitely me when I'm in prison."

  • @jakebushman9435
    @jakebushman9435 Před 4 lety +406

    her saying $20.00 is a meal and we've all been living off the Wendy's 4 for $4.00

    • @weliveinasociety4629
      @weliveinasociety4629 Před 4 lety +45

      And the 5 dollar biggie bag when you wanna *really* splurge 😤👌🏻

    • @danithefiend6167
      @danithefiend6167 Před 4 lety +3

      I know that struggle WELL, my friend.

    • @NaawG
      @NaawG Před 4 lety +15

      Jake Bushman $19 for Ethan’s thicc ass and $1 for Hila and Theodore to split

    • @hybridslinky4829
      @hybridslinky4829 Před 4 lety +9

      If she eating 20 dollar meals she don't need the money... or SHE'S the one who's irresponsible with their money, like she accused her fans of being

    • @deadraven355
      @deadraven355 Před 4 lety +1

      Some people live off of the $1.50 hamburgers from maccas

  • @sarahkelly473
    @sarahkelly473 Před 4 lety +147

    With Hila’s t-shirt and glasses combo she looks just like a picture of my mum from the early 90s and I’m here for it

    • @bucanonhaley
      @bucanonhaley Před 4 lety +1

      Dude I laughed first from the joke then I realised the dark hair and glasses is my 90s mom. Fuck lmao

    • @mariusetternavn6214
      @mariusetternavn6214 Před 4 lety

      That's creepy off you

  • @kanakkanakka
    @kanakkanakka Před 4 lety +359

    49:15 can we get an audio clip of Dan saying he never brought a woman to climax??

    • @ludogibson7067
      @ludogibson7067 Před 4 lety +25

      DarkstaR idk about anyone else but I personally find Dan super boring and just generally a liability on the podcast, he is way more involved in the podcast than he should be, I never come for Dan he just annoys me and doesn’t seem to add any substance to the podcast at all

    • @marredcheese
      @marredcheese Před 4 lety +31

      @@ludogibson7067 The show seems to consist mainly of Ethan being a goof and sometimes saying somewhat trolly, controversial things, and everyone else acting as the straight man. Ideally, Hila could fulfill that role by herself, but she just isn't knowledgeable on a fair number of topics, so Dan provides the second line of defense, followed by Ian, and then Zack. I don't think Dan, specifically, is essential to the show, but someone competent in that role kind of is? I do laugh when Ethan says something ridiculous and it cuts to him facepalming hard, rubbing his eyes and stuff.

    • @ac_aims
      @ac_aims Před 4 lety +12

      I love the honesty tho 😂 who else would be that honest about that on a podcast?

    • @livefire5239
      @livefire5239 Před 4 lety +28

      @@ludogibson7067 he is the producer of the podcast it his is job to be involved

    • @TBHundreds
      @TBHundreds Před 4 lety +11

      SerpentKing yet ur here watching and commenting on on a video of the podcast lol

  • @jackbaggie5524
    @jackbaggie5524 Před 4 lety +381

    Hila looks so cool in this. Putting the "fresh" in Teddy Fresh

    • @akshayakumararya6719
      @akshayakumararya6719 Před 4 lety +10

      Yeah Ethan is like a teddy,,,, Hila and Ethan = teddy freshh.pretty smart my dude....

    • @zac5157
      @zac5157 Před 4 lety +14

      ^^^this guy only has one hand on the keyboard

    • @thekittymaria
      @thekittymaria Před 4 lety +3

      You can always count on Hila to have the drip

    • @georgia3091
      @georgia3091 Před 4 lety +2

      jack baggie her glasses look great too

    • @AngusKhaw
      @AngusKhaw Před 4 lety

      Giving me real mom vibes. In a good way.

  • @georgelopez9872
    @georgelopez9872 Před 4 lety +137

    Man I wish h3 would pump out episodes more often. Everyone loves to hate Ethan but I can’t get enough of the guy.

    • @ethanfields3853
      @ethanfields3853 Před 4 lety +12

      People love to hate on H3 because they "sold out" or whatever, but they never started making videos to become rich. They didn't make a plan to become public figures, people just liked what they put out and became fans. Of course if you're on a platform where you can monetize content why wouldn't you? The very reason they live in a 9 million house is because you watched their videos, shouldn't you be glad they're successful? It's basically the hipster complex. "X" is fine and cool and one of us until he does something I don't like because his popularity also brought him wealth. Yeah, I only liked H3 before they were rich. Like, fuck you. As if you're the epitome of humbleness or something and if YOU were Ethan you wouldn't even monetize your content or take sponsorship deals and YOU would definitely not move and upgrade a little and maybe try to start a business. Of course they fucking would. The only people who actually wouldn't just click that box that means you're gonna be getting a check just by uploading what you were gonna upload anyways are foolish. Like you wouldn't read 5 paragraphs a company sent you to read on camera for thousands of dollars. Unless they were already wealthy of COURSE they would. You wouldn't only be stubborn not too it's honestly a stupid decision. This is fucking America. Where if you want to entertain people and they like it enough to deal with some advertising that the platform is getting money for and they're offering you a slice of the pie? No not you. And even if you did take it you wouldn't even spend it. You'd put it all into savings. Fix up your house some, get a low maintenance new car that's not TOo expensive. No you'd buy a new house and move to LA or NY or a fucking ranch or wherever you wanted to live

    • @shrrine
      @shrrine Před 4 lety +3

      @@ethanfields3853 I feel like just the first few sentences got your message across, but well said brother

    • @tristanmeadows
      @tristanmeadows Před 4 lety

      for me he is hit and miss, sometimes his point of view is so stupid and backwards. If you treat it like he is retarded its funny but sometimes it hurts lol

    • @tommym7321
      @tommym7321 Před 4 lety +2

      @@ethanfields3853 I think you're overly generalizing the problems people have with h3. I love this podcast (and the h3 main channel) and I've been a fan for years but there's been times where I've been put off by the show. My main issue I've come across is that Ethan clearly doesn't know much about politics yet some of these podcasts have devolved into hours long rants where he's presenting his opinion as hard facts and gets offended when people call him out for it. I think the structure of the show has definitely changed too (especially with how integral the behind the scenes guys have become) and when Dan started coming on camera more I didn't really care for it because I always liked just Ethan and Hila but I've come to like Dan and Zach and Ian. Also, in some ways the show has just flat out gotten boring (rarely any guests anymore and half the shows are just self referential topics that have nothing to do with anything outside the h3 studio or Ethan and Hilas own lives). I don't think them being "sellouts" is even a main reason for the hate they get, I think the people calling them sellouts are just the most vocal group against h3 while other people who are turned off in the ways I have been just silently unsubscribe and don't watch the videos again.

    • @ethanfields3853
      @ethanfields3853 Před 4 lety +1

      @@tommym7321 you make a lot of really good points and I have to say for the most part I agree with you. One thing though you can't really compare H3H3Productions with the podcast. One is a scripted show, the other is, well a podcast. And I actually think having the guys in the back be a part of the show helps. Sometimes Ethan's tangents are just like his eyes and eyebrows. The guys help keep everything moving along.

  • @mynameisjongreen
    @mynameisjongreen Před 4 lety +178

    Thanks Ethan for making me google "loli" - I got a message from google warning me that child porn is illegal. I'm definitely on some sort of list now.

    • @thatonedude8329
      @thatonedude8329 Před 4 lety +62

      nice cover up dude the feds will believe it for sure

    • @EpicN1ck
      @EpicN1ck Před 4 lety

      WHAAAAA

    • @joshraphael4628
      @joshraphael4628 Před 4 lety

      Yea in pretty much every English speaking country beside America and maybe Canada, ‘Lolly’ or lollies is the word for candy

    • @shitfi
      @shitfi Před 4 lety +2

      The law will check the dates and times ;)

    • @cockheadprod5051
      @cockheadprod5051 Před 3 lety

      this is fucking hilarious LOL

  • @bellabe7157
    @bellabe7157 Před 4 lety +208

    I just want to watch 90 Day Fiancé with Hila and Ethan together :D

    • @mariusetternavn6214
      @mariusetternavn6214 Před 4 lety +6

      @W 9797 1 million dollars

    • @donpancho5455
      @donpancho5455 Před 4 lety +1

      W 9797 l

    • @aazarie1610
      @aazarie1610 Před 4 lety +3

      @W 9797 $4.99/month

    • @troyrussell177
      @troyrussell177 Před 4 lety +1

      @@AnthonyDoesCZcams haha I'm fucking stupid af when it comes to technology. Told myself she was a hacker catfish 😂😂😂. Shes just a loyal fan 😂😂😂😞

    • @millennialmalcolm484
      @millennialmalcolm484 Před 4 lety

      I wanna see wife swap between Ethan and Hila and Tisha P and Hilas brother

  • @randell6180
    @randell6180 Před 4 lety +136

    Soflo be like
    This is definitely me when i commit fraud

  • @jameshoneycutt785
    @jameshoneycutt785 Před 4 lety +73

    Ethan- "What's the female term for busting?
    Dan - "I've never brought a woman to climax so I wouldn't know"
    Comedy gold!!!

    • @janejanejaney
      @janejanejaney Před 4 lety

      I was so concerned that Dan wasn't joking for a second. That was an Ian level deadpan.

  • @AC-qd8rs
    @AC-qd8rs Před 4 lety +49

    I love how whenever Ethan looks at Hila for more than 3 seconds he has a little brown out and can't hold his thoughts about the podcast together because he's thinking about how good she looks. You can tell she knows it too and gets all smiley and bashful, it's so sweet.

  • @May-qw8vq
    @May-qw8vq Před 4 lety +247

    I wish they would talk about how horrible big Ed turned out to be. Does anyone else know about this?!?!

    • @Kaaiittlliinn
      @Kaaiittlliinn Před 4 lety +49

      May i agree!! he was pretty likeable on the podcast originally but since seeing him on the show he’s been pretty awful and i wish they’d talk about it!

    • @sakurose4346
      @sakurose4346 Před 4 lety +23

      I wanna be clear, idk if this is true ! but I heard he cheated on his wife :(( and if that’s true then fuck large edward. he seemed so nice and wholesome

    • @tinaa140
      @tinaa140 Před 4 lety

      No what happened?

    • @Bradamir
      @Bradamir Před 4 lety +19

      @@melissagiselle14 Get your facts together before you start talking about him. I want links to it, not just "he sexually assaulted someone, someone on tiktok showed it."

    • @fupatrooper-hx8fi
      @fupatrooper-hx8fi Před 4 lety

      YAAAAAS

  • @NYCybertruck
    @NYCybertruck Před 4 lety +365

    Dan: For legal purposes, maybe we shouldn't call it a scam
    Title: Evidence of Soflo Scam Uncovered

    • @NickC_222
      @NickC_222 Před 4 lety +9

      Evidence ≠ proof though. Presenting evidence that a crime may be occurring, or may have occurred, isn't quite the same thing as directly accusing someone of committing a crime.

    • @blah123159
      @blah123159 Před 4 lety +32

      They changed the title lol

    • @heyryanisonx3141
      @heyryanisonx3141 Před 4 lety +3

      not so fast buckaroo

    • @chrism45
      @chrism45 Před 4 lety +4

      @@blah123159 bet some lawyers made a call

    • @backwardsbandit8094
      @backwardsbandit8094 Před 4 lety +2

      Evidence of an epic viral prank

  • @codedog02
    @codedog02 Před 4 lety +229

    Who remembers when the thumbnail was different.

  • @Svld994
    @Svld994 Před 3 lety +6

    I love when she says “a sub is five dollars” and proceeds to beg for subs. She clearly in need of $5 more than any of us 😂

  • @kgraham64kg
    @kgraham64kg Před 4 lety +114

    I don't always skip ad reads, but when I do. It's because Dan put banners across the bottom.

  • @henrylavinder3733
    @henrylavinder3733 Před 4 lety +179

    I won’t lie, this is definitely me when I’m running a prank (NOT SCAM)

  • @HaileyKat
    @HaileyKat Před 4 lety +161

    The ending where everyone is mimicking the sound board is the most wholesome part of the show. Glad I stayed until the end! XD

  • @BR0GREEN
    @BR0GREEN Před 4 lety +12

    My favorite part of the podcasts is when Ethan says something and everyone is just like "Uuuuuugh"

  • @emdw14
    @emdw14 Před 4 lety +9

    I personally think Ethan is awesome for rarely giving up on a joke

  • @brendanbirdfield1284
    @brendanbirdfield1284 Před 4 lety +133

    The producers of 90 day fiance need to start sponsering h3 cuz at this point ethan is pretty much there promoter

    • @molliee5183
      @molliee5183 Před 4 lety +3

      Brendan Birdfield fr h3 is the sole reason I got into that dumpster fire of a tv show

    • @molliee5183
      @molliee5183 Před 4 lety

      Punk Dorris yess jeans!

    • @elirave4027
      @elirave4027 Před 4 lety

      their*

  • @millijames
    @millijames Před 4 lety +474

    Why doesn’t the Twitch girl just start an Onlyfans?...

    • @maid1452
      @maid1452 Před 4 lety +8

      Taxes

    • @andrewsohott
      @andrewsohott Před 4 lety +20

      I think it's probably because she might do better with micro-donations than a monthly fee. $2-15 every 10 mins vs $30-50 monthly might be less overall.

    • @GOffUnit
      @GOffUnit Před 4 lety +37

      Because then her fans wouldn't be able to keep both hands on their keyboards.

    • @marknorris4555
      @marknorris4555 Před 4 lety +21

      @@lay_lad twitch thotting is the gateway drug to Onlyfans --> pornhub account.

    • @shooglechic
      @shooglechic Před 4 lety +4

      She probably will if she hasn't already.

  • @Arcadora
    @Arcadora Před 4 lety +103

    Hila is rocking them glasses! Looking like a black and white Where's Waldo

  • @JackAFC1
    @JackAFC1 Před 4 lety +4

    This podcast was so genuine, love seeing the guys in good spirits like this!

  • @anthraxcrab3238
    @anthraxcrab3238 Před 4 lety +276

    “It’s called a loli right, Dan?”

    • @chrism45
      @chrism45 Před 4 lety +4

      to be fair there are loli models that just dress cute and don't do lewd stuff

    • @marconico1012
      @marconico1012 Před 4 lety +4

      @@chrism45 Loli models?

    • @Philosophical24
      @Philosophical24 Před 4 lety +7

      I love how Dan is the Alfred to Ethan’s Bruce Wayne 😂

    • @marconico1012
      @marconico1012 Před 4 lety +9

      15:58
      Hila: You know too much about it, Ethan
      Ethan: *nervous laugh*

    • @Royinszki
      @Royinszki Před 4 lety +3

      Jesus, Ethan is such a boomer

  • @creepycrawlie
    @creepycrawlie Před 4 lety +134

    if it's "only five dollars" then why can't she handle not getting those $5? "it's only five dollars it won't change ur life"

    • @jayke3468
      @jayke3468 Před 4 lety +6

      Yeah but obviously 4 people subbing will give her 20 bucks, still a boner move

  • @palotario9510
    @palotario9510 Před 4 lety +2

    "SHE'S 29?"
    That's the best shot in the episode. The surprise on Ethan's face, the highness felling of the women with the good information that Hila shows. I LOVE IT

  • @4mjustin
    @4mjustin Před 4 lety +118

    Ethan isn't moving his eyebrows around as much as i remember.

    • @sfSDfsdfdddd
      @sfSDfsdfdddd Před 4 lety +9

      I believe he is on anti depressants

    • @4mjustin
      @4mjustin Před 4 lety +6

      @@sfSDfsdfdddd i wonder what kind...i have tried so many of them and it makes things worse

    • @RealBigLou
      @RealBigLou Před 4 lety +18

      For lots of people Tourette’s comes in waves I’d just assume it’s same for Ethan

    • @dustinsmith8341
      @dustinsmith8341 Před 4 lety +25

      Or maybe it's a nervous tick and now that he is at home more and relaxed, it isn't happening as much. I would like to believe.

    • @sfSDfsdfdddd
      @sfSDfsdfdddd Před 4 lety +5

      @@4mjustin just simple xanax. His mood seems more stabilized also and his eyes have that benzo look.

  • @KURRDA
    @KURRDA Před 4 lety +228

    Everyone else: Elon Musk
    Ethan: Elon Muss

  • @GarretRB
    @GarretRB Před 4 lety +44

    Anybody else feel like the show has gotten back to its roots lately. No political rants, no being mean to the crew, seems like everything is running smoother and there’s more goofs and gafs. I’ve been loving the show when before I was losing interest. So good moves Ethan, keep it up I’m proud of you

    • @romanpierce4606
      @romanpierce4606 Před 4 lety +6

      Garret Barber Bro fuck the old roots already. It’s been like 7 years now.
      Let them try new things, new vibes. It’s like you can’t watch Curb because it’s not Seinfeld.
      Just saying

    • @GarretRB
      @GarretRB Před 4 lety

      Roman I don’t mean 7 years ago, there was a a couple month span in 2019- 2020 where the mood got worse and Ethan was more argumentative. I was loving the podcast all through most of 2019. I’m not one of those fans that expects them to act like they did when they were broke in Israel.

  • @CindehLou
    @CindehLou Před 4 lety +5

    i just want to add that SoFlo's "logo" is literally just the thunderbolt emoji ⚡️ in a different color...
    which i think perfectly captures how legitimate his companies are

  • @laurenbertino5947
    @laurenbertino5947 Před 4 lety +19

    My dad has notoriously bad luck and it seems like he bought these masks for himself and all his foodservice coworkers...these people should be in prison or at least sued

  • @Jay-ne5gh
    @Jay-ne5gh Před 4 lety +44

    When he said the most reoccurring villain in the H3 universe I thought it was about Trisha

    • @grieftick
      @grieftick Před 4 lety +1

      Soul Eater Jay me too, i was hoping they’d y’all about the podcast with her and moses

  • @smoketears6874
    @smoketears6874 Před 4 lety +127

    Hila’s lookin fineee. The glasses are rad. Much love dudes.

  • @gracemulholland5328
    @gracemulholland5328 Před 4 lety +60

    Imagine a meal only being 5$. Toronto could never.

  • @shilhann
    @shilhann Před 3 lety +2

    Dan, "I've never brought a woman to climax, so I wouldn't know." That is one of the funniest lines out of Dan and he is pretty funny! LMAO

  • @cannongerber3257
    @cannongerber3257 Před 4 lety +105

    Hila lookin like a well-educated snack in those glasses

    • @treyrmason
      @treyrmason Před 4 lety +14

      she’s a CEO.

    • @artificialbox
      @artificialbox Před 4 lety +18

      @jvalex18 that's like... your opinion man

    • @cannongerber3257
      @cannongerber3257 Před 4 lety +5

      jvalex18 The type of glasses don’t matter, it’s the woman wearing them

    • @hzjake
      @hzjake Před 4 lety +1

      looks like a librarian who tells you to quiet every 5 min.

    • @giorgioIP
      @giorgioIP Před 4 lety +8

      @jvalex18 you lost me at objectively

  • @astroworld7663
    @astroworld7663 Před 4 lety +37

    Hila really looks like a librarian here, and I’m not complaining :)

    • @zachgelner2
      @zachgelner2 Před 4 lety +5

      You've never been to a library.

    • @erica_2383
      @erica_2383 Před 4 lety +5

      I hope you have both hands on the keyboard

    • @crit3684
      @crit3684 Před 4 lety +1

      Astro World you only have one hand on the keyboard

    • @yaboyjosh2737
      @yaboyjosh2737 Před 4 lety +1

      I have no hands on the keyboard

  • @clioexconde7200
    @clioexconde7200 Před 4 lety +2

    I’m only halfway through this episode and it’s been one of the funniest to date

  • @The_Meme_Broker
    @The_Meme_Broker Před 4 lety

    "You ever cream your pants Zach?" ~Ethan destroying my ability to breath. Almost died laughing. The delivery was perfect.

  • @x__thesickest6388
    @x__thesickest6388 Před 4 lety +29

    I slip a hand down south everytime Zack's sultry voice blesses my ear hairs.

  • @bertalanbayer9429
    @bertalanbayer9429 Před 4 lety +29

    TIMESTAMPS
    4:44 - Elon Musk
    10:00 - Twitch Thot 5$ Drama
    37:33 - Twitch Thot Cringe
    39:59 - Last Twitch Thot Clip
    41:25 - Sloppy Joe Memes
    50:42 - Main Story, SloFo Scam

    • @bertalanbayer9429
      @bertalanbayer9429 Před 4 lety

      Xavier np dude I saw someone in the comments asking for them so I was like why not

  • @drew4458
    @drew4458 Před 4 lety +4

    whenever I hear so-flo, all I can think of is Post's song about it "So-flo like Antonio So-flo like Antonio"

  • @jesusbabi69
    @jesusbabi69 Před 4 lety

    Omg that Adam and Eve ad came clutch in such a time when I need it!!! THANK YOU ILY GUYS

  • @aysiam9776
    @aysiam9776 Před 4 lety +135

    Hila looks extra gorgeous in this

    • @Nate-bd8fg
      @Nate-bd8fg Před 4 lety +43

      Aysiam bro keep both hands on the keyboard

    • @demons5204
      @demons5204 Před 4 lety +3

      Chill she married bruh.

    • @amyk4370
      @amyk4370 Před 4 lety +5

      They both lookin' good in this episode, Trish must have finally shown them her lighting set up.

    • @TheOther-Dude
      @TheOther-Dude Před 4 lety

      It's the glasses

    • @backwardsbandit8094
      @backwardsbandit8094 Před 4 lety +3

      Vin Diesel: God I love her

  • @lifefollows8267
    @lifefollows8267 Před 4 lety +38

    Between that twitch streamer and that evil preacher guy DEMANDING donations; what's the difference? 🤷🤦

    • @romariosalas2649
      @romariosalas2649 Před 4 lety +5

      @Bruce Bronson I doubt you need to be Christian to know that haha

    • @Hobbes737
      @Hobbes737 Před 4 lety

      Using the guilt of someone's religion is completely different from a completely reasonable statement said in a shitty fashion.

    • @backwardsbandit8094
      @backwardsbandit8094 Před 4 lety +1

      @Bruce Bronson dw we know the majority of Christians aren't a simp for Kenneth Copeland. It seems that he targets a very specific demographic within the Christian population to prey on

  • @yhyh8990
    @yhyh8990 Před 4 lety

    Best podcast for a while ~ love the corona updates - info is so contradictory atm it’s nice to have my fav boys break down what’s happening - love from the UK, we’re gna all die

  • @erkfx4154
    @erkfx4154 Před 4 lety +6

    Ethan: It only kills 95% of germs? That's a little low don't you think?
    Me: Welp, they are called N95 Masks probably for that reason...

  • @OriginalCatfish42
    @OriginalCatfish42 Před 4 lety +44

    If her meals are $20, she doesn't need more subs.

    • @princediop8190
      @princediop8190 Před 4 lety +2

      OriginalCatfish that’s like 4 meals for me lmao maybe 5

  • @claireaudientttttt
    @claireaudientttttt Před 4 lety +52

    “It’s still 5 dollars... i mean in different currencies..” *smiles*
    Hila is so savage. 🤓

    • @lordparzival
      @lordparzival Před 4 lety +5

      it isnt tho, in germany i have to pay 5Euros for a sub thats 5,55us Dollars! And 5Pounds are 6,25us Dollars

    • @bootymane9907
      @bootymane9907 Před 4 lety

      @@lordparzival Dont worry US Dollar will be worth more again soon

    • @lordparzival
      @lordparzival Před 4 lety

      @@bootymane9907 i really dont care xD if the us Dollar will be worth more again, fine ^^

    • @imanis.h.8431
      @imanis.h.8431 Před 4 lety +1

      Bianca Mancini I’m Indonesian, 100usd is 15mio in rupiah lol

    • @StAngerNo1
      @StAngerNo1 Před 4 lety

      @@bootymane9907 Won't be so sure about that considering how the US is suffering from corona and how the government is handing out money. Besides, if you meant "more than the euro again", exept of a short period of time right after the release of the euro, the Dollar was never worth more than the euro. And that was not because the Dollar was so strong, but because the euro was still weak, because it was new.

  • @niros9667
    @niros9667 Před 4 lety +53

    Can we just take a moment to recognise how good Hila is looking lately....

    • @bruliet
      @bruliet Před 4 lety +3

      *Fetish fan detected*

    • @niros9667
      @niros9667 Před 4 lety +4

      @@bruliet Na I didn't mean it in a creepy way, just mean she looks healthy.

  • @jordanalberts9517
    @jordanalberts9517 Před 4 lety

    Nice comeback this is the content we love...laid back Ethan, just vibing💁🏻‍♀️

  • @abramak13
    @abramak13 Před 4 lety +206

    it would be really cool if we got timestamps

  • @hughman9975
    @hughman9975 Před 4 lety +31

    I'm not gonna lie, this is definitely me when I have both hands on the keyboard

  • @matiasmurto571
    @matiasmurto571 Před 4 lety

    Fantastic vibe going, pure h3 podcast :D

  • @kittyteeth7715
    @kittyteeth7715 Před 4 lety +56

    I miss when humans could interact I miss when people could massage Mayo in one another’s hair

  • @pdahs1
    @pdahs1 Před 4 lety +49

    Ethan - "29? hmmmm whats it called in anime when the old lady looks like a kid?"
    29 year old me - :|

  • @8L0TT3N
    @8L0TT3N Před 4 lety +193

    Yo Dan! Why he gets no likes: he bought his followers, they are bots.

  • @scooped85
    @scooped85 Před 4 lety

    Very enjoyable episode , thanks!

  • @herpaderpz
    @herpaderpz Před 4 lety +1

    49:22 lmao I’m dying, Zach immediately regretted that comment 😂

  • @youngirab3913
    @youngirab3913 Před 4 lety +63

    When he said "Adam and eve has toys for men, toys for women, and toys for..." I swear I thought he was gonna say kids.

  • @hannahbaldwin4073
    @hannahbaldwin4073 Před 4 lety +99

    I’ve got both hands on my pasta bowl, sorry zack

  • @danip9833
    @danip9833 Před 4 lety

    Thank you so much for that ending

  • @jonnythefisherman420
    @jonnythefisherman420 Před 4 lety

    this is the gratest show not gonna lie love yall

  • @fykskyle5526
    @fykskyle5526 Před 4 lety +68

    It's called dropshipping

  • @user-ui8gc2gb3x
    @user-ui8gc2gb3x Před 4 lety +110

    Lol getting sponsored by Adam and Eve “trust me guys I’ve been using Adam and eves toys ever since I was a teen.” Loll

  • @Ashababii89
    @Ashababii89 Před 4 lety +1

    Can we all take a min to appreciate Hila’s style in this episode (and every episode) ?I need those glasses

  • @raduciungan7042
    @raduciungan7042 Před 4 lety

    The "I like it" sound bite at 16:50 was on point.

  • @alexisellison8698
    @alexisellison8698 Před 4 lety +26

    i love it when i’m binging H3 and i get that new podcast notification

  • @yungdeleuze4658
    @yungdeleuze4658 Před 4 lety +47

    hila be hittin different with dem glasses tho

  • @Jhansen42257
    @Jhansen42257 Před 4 lety +2

    It was worth sticking to the last minute 😂

  • @joshdesjard2273
    @joshdesjard2273 Před 3 lety +1

    Yooo I loved that ending🤣🤣🤣

  • @AnimalzyNL
    @AnimalzyNL Před 4 lety +36

    I love how Ethan avoids calling it a scam, yet puts scam in the title lmao

  • @mattpacyna7654
    @mattpacyna7654 Před 4 lety +10

    I really like seeing how Hila has evolved over time through doing H3 stuff and Teddy Fresh. I like how she has a lot more of a presence. She is really funny too. Great stuff!

  • @brownsugr111
    @brownsugr111 Před 4 lety +1

    Can we get more of the bloopers/behind the scenes. That was wholesome 💜

  • @godgamer-il2sc
    @godgamer-il2sc Před 4 lety +8

    I won't lie, this is definitely me when I'm scamming.

  • @Stickon32
    @Stickon32 Před 4 lety +17

    Hila in those glasses really is about to make me act up

  • @chubbs7872
    @chubbs7872 Před 4 lety +9

    Hila rocking that “both hands firmly on the keyboard” look

  • @vapingcat1885
    @vapingcat1885 Před 4 lety +60

    This episode has such a crackhead energy

    • @alisaid4942
      @alisaid4942 Před 4 lety +1

      They should call the show the Emily show

  • @marto123456able
    @marto123456able Před 3 lety

    Love the podcastt keep it uppppp

  • @hailxmaryxmallon9827
    @hailxmaryxmallon9827 Před 4 lety +112

    I've noticed Ethan tends to bring up weird things hes well-versed in and looks to Dan to explain these things to him like he doesn't understand the concept, but we all know he does

    • @aaronmay7090
      @aaronmay7090 Před 4 lety +22

      Dudes definitely looked at that lolli shit before

    • @alexfilosa3668
      @alexfilosa3668 Před 4 lety +9

      Right Hila?

    • @RFKJrForPrez
      @RFKJrForPrez Před 4 lety

      Aaron May curiosity kills the cat

    • @Nitrodino7875
      @Nitrodino7875 Před 4 lety

      Aaron May I don’t think so... but yeah that shit is disgusting. Kill every man who loves that shit. Of course that’s an exaggeration, but I dunno... how would anyone deal with those type of people.

    • @nadiacoffey2609
      @nadiacoffey2609 Před 4 lety +1

      Dan is the fact checker

  • @owencanter6355
    @owencanter6355 Před 4 lety +14

    “It’s just a prank your honor.”

  • @eternal.prospect
    @eternal.prospect Před 3 lety

    This is my favorite type of episode. Watching it for the 2nd time.

  • @James6923.
    @James6923. Před 3 lety

    “God, wow!”
    The Vin Diesel sound bite is the best.