Coronavirus Is Worse Than You Think - H3 Podcast

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  • @smileygladhands
    @smileygladhands Před 4 lety +1631

    I think "Alfredo" is code for "Ethan"...

    • @oliilo1212
      @oliilo1212 Před 4 lety +22

      That's hilarious

    • @dewilew2137
      @dewilew2137 Před 4 lety +3

      Undertow 82 has to be

    • @videospielesindkunst
      @videospielesindkunst Před 4 lety +7

      Undertow 82 And "puke" is code for "shit". Now think about the Alfredo story

    • @MrCzar345
      @MrCzar345 Před 4 lety +2

      @@videospielesindkunst 🤢🤢🤢

    • @Imbryon
      @Imbryon Před 4 lety +18

      This changed the way I listened to their story. Thank you

  • @curbyourcomment2164
    @curbyourcomment2164 Před 4 lety +363

    Anyone back here in the midst of the pandemic, having remembered that Ethan pretty much called the severity of the coronaVIRUS?

  • @sope3628
    @sope3628 Před 4 lety +1009

    Guys, I think you're underestimating how many people eat whiIe watching the show

    • @three-stripes
      @three-stripes Před 4 lety +43

      WTF.. That first few minutes was so bad I had to throw away my coffee and take a shower.

    • @Stargirlsadie
      @Stargirlsadie Před 4 lety +8

      @@three-stripes Fr Ethan went way too far this time

    • @three-stripes
      @three-stripes Před 4 lety +7

      @@Stargirlsadie I'll agree this time. My stomach is still fucked from that.

    • @julekenyon
      @julekenyon Před 4 lety +5

      BRUH Bruhson lmfaooo i was eating wings

    • @Ariesgrigio
      @Ariesgrigio Před 4 lety +17

      I literally only watch this when I’m eating. Stop with the grossness :(

  • @Blueeyes9999Games
    @Blueeyes9999Games Před 4 lety +635

    Me: dinners ready, excited for the new episode
    ethan: so alfredo just licked his own shit and threw it up over and over again

    • @blamblam8743
      @blamblam8743 Před 4 lety +1

      @@ShoeNice22videos o7 respect to shoenice the real h3 supporter

    • @cookiemonsterqp
      @cookiemonsterqp Před 4 lety +10

      i’ve learned time and time again that this is the wrong show to watch while eating

    • @Z0mbie432
      @Z0mbie432 Před 4 lety +1

      Also Ethan needs a shit he only got half out with coffee before he got to work

    • @warriorcanuck697
      @warriorcanuck697 Před 4 lety

      Same bruh

    • @k8eekatt
      @k8eekatt Před 4 lety

      @@ShoeNice22videos is this your next chow challenge??

  • @Frankie1rose
    @Frankie1rose Před 4 lety +727

    The “I would shit standing” from Hila, and the silence after from everyones disbelief KILLED me 😂

    • @Frankie1rose
      @Frankie1rose Před 4 lety +34

      Please sound bite that

    • @Skittlespillygog
      @Skittlespillygog Před 4 lety +4

      timestamp please

    • @noryxos
      @noryxos Před 4 lety +36

      31:02

    • @Qb3nsis
      @Qb3nsis Před 4 lety +20

      Never thought Hila was full crazy until her rant about public toilets.

    • @sushirs6770
      @sushirs6770 Před 4 lety +7

      LMFAO! Ethans reply got me too, "you wouldn't shit standing."

  • @missjackrabbit9961
    @missjackrabbit9961 Před 4 lety +2302

    i would enjoy being put on payroll..... that list took a very long time 😢

  • @CaitlinJeanRussell
    @CaitlinJeanRussell Před 4 lety +206

    Ethan stopping mid sentence to tell Hila she’s beautiful is the most wholesome thing I’ve ever seen

  • @voxifera2300
    @voxifera2300 Před 3 lety +114

    It's always weird watching people in the Before Times, not knowing they're on the eve of one of the scariest times in recent history. I'm glad I wasn't the only one who was freaking out about it months before lockdown.

    • @Se7en_Things
      @Se7en_Things Před 2 lety +4

      it's like watching the start of a scary movie

    • @xSwordLilyx
      @xSwordLilyx Před 2 lety +3

      I still remember losing sleep over the leaks coming out of china

    • @toltorg
      @toltorg Před rokem +3

      Even weirder to think it took at best 6 weeks from this episode being posted for most of the world to respond. Some even longer. Unreal.

    • @AllTheArtsy
      @AllTheArtsy Před rokem +1

      It made no sense that people didnt think they would be affected and that it was like gonna be quarantine for 2 weeks. As soon as the credible news came out and started mounting in January, I already told my family to stock up on shelf stable food, medicine and protective gear. By March when my office went full WFH, I told my officemates I will see them in 2022 and they just laughed at me.

    • @Zoroaster4
      @Zoroaster4 Před 2 měsíci

      This episode was what convinced me it was probably not going to be good. I talked to my mom immediately after and she didn't think it was anything to worry about. It's kinda funny rewatching the COVID clip after knowing how everything turned out.

  • @cooper.heydon
    @cooper.heydon Před 4 lety +4703

    All the girls at my school wear Teddy Fresh and they don't even know about you guys and I know that's Hilas dream so congratulations

    • @Laremy
      @Laremy Před 4 lety +96

      Master Coop pics or it didn’t happen

    • @turboflamez161
      @turboflamez161 Před 4 lety +913

      @@Laremy Laremy out here trying to finesse himself some schoolgirl pics.

    • @cooper.heydon
      @cooper.heydon Před 4 lety +90

      You can't comment a picture dumbo

    • @chystal9161
      @chystal9161 Před 4 lety +106

      @@cooper.heydon you can link a pic, spud

    • @dewilew2137
      @dewilew2137 Před 4 lety +132

      Laremy highly questionable request, but ok 👌🏽

  • @samfisher8850
    @samfisher8850 Před 4 lety +1602

    And suddenly Post Malone’s bunker isn’t sounding so crazy

    • @yomamasfuckboy6893
      @yomamasfuckboy6893 Před 4 lety +10

      A little bit, who says the vírus cant go to the bunker

    • @xonerate371
      @xonerate371 Před 4 lety +38

      Who says all these twats aren’t trying to get sheckles (views) from the fear. It bullshit kids, more people get sick from the common cold, this is no different. Don’t Fear, have a kids, love your family and crush. Peace.

    • @brattiestclub009
      @brattiestclub009 Před 4 lety +15

      i wish he went on the podcast again

    • @Kyle-kv6ur
      @Kyle-kv6ur Před 4 lety +28

      Ziggy Z many people die from the common cold, and the flu, which kills ~30,000 people per year, and the Chinese coronavirus has only killed ~130 people. this disease is being blown way out of proportion by the media because it gets them views/clicks, which pay for their income.

    • @datboy3056
      @datboy3056 Před 4 lety +10

      @@Kyle-kv6ur 130 people... it's been how many days?

  • @aidenhunt103
    @aidenhunt103 Před 4 lety +137

    1:22:37 was the most wholesome moment in the history of this podcast

    • @ritikshukla1788
      @ritikshukla1788 Před 4 lety +30

      Funny story same thing happened to me last week i was just sitting with my girl hanging out at a park and and all of a sudden it struck me she just looked so...beautiful.....but yeah we broke up 2 days ago

    • @mclovin8802
      @mclovin8802 Před 4 lety +6

      hah

    • @georgekearney8595
      @georgekearney8595 Před 4 lety +6

      @@ritikshukla1788 hope you're okay

    • @ritikshukla1788
      @ritikshukla1788 Před 4 lety +3

      @@georgekearney8595 yea it gets better over time ;)

    • @ritikshukla1788
      @ritikshukla1788 Před 4 lety +1

      @@mclovin8802 😂😂

  • @noahlarson8884
    @noahlarson8884 Před 4 lety +212

    "kobe was known for his head game" - Ethan

    • @Ehretyhoter
      @Ehretyhoter Před 4 lety +11

      Noah Larson got to this comment at the same moment as Ethan said this in podcast lol

    • @10billionsubswithnovidscha4
      @10billionsubswithnovidscha4 Před 4 lety +7

      I feel like I should be triggered by this comment but I’m not

    • @miguelwintertoes9695
      @miguelwintertoes9695 Před 3 lety

      10 billion subs With no vids challenge oh my god you’re a human!

  • @Lord_Killionaire
    @Lord_Killionaire Před 4 lety +1607

    Me: Sits down to eat lunch
    Ethan: "So Alfredo ate diarrhea and puked it up on our bed"

  • @desmondgreer7384
    @desmondgreer7384 Před 4 lety +527

    I didn’t realize that Zach has such a great singing voice. Also Ethan saying people aren’t taking the virus seriously with “MY CORONA” blaring is amazing

    • @maxmedina333
      @maxmedina333 Před 4 lety +2

      exactly. XD honestly this virus just goes to show, survival of the fittest. just kidding but I dont think its a huge concern.

    • @SavantAudiosurf
      @SavantAudiosurf Před 4 lety +1

      I'm glad I started my collection of gas masks last year purely out of fascination. I'm up to 4 masks now. I work at a wastewater facility and just wanted a collection of gas masks because I thought they looked cool and carry an eerie vibe and history. I bought a few of them from Amazon.

    • @strongethan1583
      @strongethan1583 Před 4 lety +1

      He is the sound lad better make some good sounds

    • @Tr4vieB
      @Tr4vieB Před 4 lety

      do you think listening to my corona would make you feel better about the sullen and depressive times we're in? in that way it would b serious but with you still laughing. Please remember to laugh at sad in right way everyone.

    • @clementine2234
      @clementine2234 Před 4 lety

      @@maxmedina333 It's actually a super huge concern but mainly for the people in China. It's super dangerous for them right now. The rest of the world, not so much. Which is why we aren't hearing a shit ton about it on the news, but I'm sure its the only thing on TV in China. They're even telling them to not leave their house

  • @charlesclark4497
    @charlesclark4497 Před 3 lety +20

    Feels weird watching this a year later

  • @mollywilson5091
    @mollywilson5091 Před 4 lety +48

    I am a teacher, and I have a number of Chinese students who went home for Chinese New Year. They were supposed to be home last week, but now are saying they might not be able to come back at all. Google is blocked in China, so I have no communication with these kids. However, some of their friends who are still in school have been telling me it is worse than the media has portrayed, like Ethan was saying.

    • @dirtydan5281
      @dirtydan5281 Před 3 lety +6

      i noticed this comment was from a year ago so im curious, were you ever able to get back in contact with them? how did everything pan out?

    • @achdetoni5008
      @achdetoni5008 Před 2 lety

      It's China. They probably got into prison for communicating with people out of China and accusing the government of lying.

  • @aagusstinaa
    @aagusstinaa Před 4 lety +196

    H3: I don't think people are taking this virus thing seriously
    Also H3: MY CORONAA

  • @christempleton9656
    @christempleton9656 Před 4 lety +378

    out of context Ethan:
    "He finished before me, and I was done basically the same time. And I was just standing in the stall in shame waiting for him to leave because I was so embarrassed to come out at the same time." 🤔

  • @meganfanzega8269
    @meganfanzega8269 Před 4 lety +389

    Ethan : * wonders why they can’t do the podcast live anymore *
    *3 minutes of nickers*

    • @Teah8cbdude
      @Teah8cbdude Před 4 lety +13

      True lol... Even if it isn't the N word, it's so close that it just shouldn't be said so many times.

    • @meganfanzega8269
      @meganfanzega8269 Před 4 lety

      IanSucks it’s so touchy . I feel like I don’t have a valid say just because I’m full European. Right ? As someone who is fully white I can’t add a valued opinion as whats right and wrong in a racial debate. And I’m okay with that! Because I don’t understand the discrimination that comes with racial slurs . Sorry if this comes off preachy! I’ve been Drinkin lolll

    • @BlueisNotaWarmColour
      @BlueisNotaWarmColour Před 4 lety +1

      @@meganfanzega8269 you're trying to be compassionate, which is great, but the notion that you aren't capable of forming an opinion at all because of your genetics is silly and illogical.

    • @meganfanzega8269
      @meganfanzega8269 Před 4 lety +3

      The Lukanator I would like to see where I said I wasn’t capable of forming an opinion . I have one. But is it valid? Nope? Why ? Cause it doesn’t effect me. I didn’t think I’d have to spell that out for anyone.
      You can’t sit there and say anyone has a valid opinion on this subject expect for the people it directly effects .
      Especially the ones that don’t find it offensive.
      I don’t retard jokes offensive but you know who might, people who would be considered retarded . Try it with someone else .

    • @meganfanzega8269
      @meganfanzega8269 Před 4 lety

      The Lukanator if you need to know the difference between not having an opinion and keeping your opinion to urself . You’re on the perfect website for how to videos !

  • @terriesmith415
    @terriesmith415 Před 4 lety +27

    1:22:39 Ethan just stops talking and looks at his wife and says you look really beautiful. And that just made my heart so happy!!!

  • @markkimo
    @markkimo Před 4 lety +684

    Ethan: Pewdiepie will be joining us Wednesday.
    Ethan on Wednesday: JK here's a whole episode about poop and the Coronavirus

    • @SeekersSupernatural
      @SeekersSupernatural Před 4 lety +1

      markkimo 😂😂😂

    • @MidwesternFilthMixes
      @MidwesternFilthMixes Před 4 lety +6

      Ellis Dee this podcast sucks balls

    • @andrewsdakoolest
      @andrewsdakoolest Před 4 lety +1

      lolol

    • @djonin91
      @djonin91 Před 4 lety +1

      @Ellis Dee Ethan is just a real life version of Tim Heidecker at this point

    • @reyvilla8501
      @reyvilla8501 Před 4 lety +3

      ETHAN: I'M WEARING PANTS..
      hila: You're wearing shorts
      I swear this guy is a genius or a very very very lucky re-re.. either way vapenation4evah

  • @davidportebeckefeld7415
    @davidportebeckefeld7415 Před 4 lety +305

    Ethan Logic: Waits until the other guy leaves the bathroom to exit the stall
    Also Ethan: Tells millions of people what he did in the stall

    • @mtheg7220
      @mtheg7220 Před 4 lety +6

      David Porte Beckefeld yeah that logic really went down the shitter

    • @tacoman6293
      @tacoman6293 Před 4 lety +4

      @@mtheg7220 thats a shitty joke

    • @flambo9950
      @flambo9950 Před 4 lety +3

      Its different when it's in person

    • @tacoman6293
      @tacoman6293 Před 4 lety

      @@ShoeNice22videos will u be my dad

  • @Overgross
    @Overgross Před 4 lety +53

    “I can hold it 9 minutes”
    runs out of room to shit 3 minutes later

  • @andyk1620
    @andyk1620 Před 4 lety +35

    in the beginning I thought they were talking about their baby throwing up and shitting and going behind the bed

  • @Jacket430
    @Jacket430 Před 4 lety +780

    Ethan: Says something uninformed
    Dan: Comes in with polite correction
    Ethan: DAN WHY DO YOU CARE SO MUCH

    • @sambray
      @sambray Před 4 lety +29

      Dan is a pedantic ass hole that thinks he’s a lot smarter than he is. I’m so sick of him overstepping his mark on this show and interjecting with attempted corrections that often aren’t true

    • @tylerchamberlain4552
      @tylerchamberlain4552 Před 4 lety +1

      Example? Grouping all black music as Urban is a bit racist, that doesnt make every use of the word racist.

    • @gokakarotku
      @gokakarotku Před 4 lety +10

      sammyyy_b shut up

    • @elontusk8018
      @elontusk8018 Před 4 lety +48

      sammyyy_b Ethan is quite often wrong, I appreciate dan

    • @misteranderson8618
      @misteranderson8618 Před 4 lety +5

      @@sambray they don't know what sarcasm is, the poor little buggers

  • @bencastagno5676
    @bencastagno5676 Před 4 lety +537

    I couldn’t stop thinking about Theo Von calling every black guy an “urban gentleman”

    • @Jordan-cs6bn
      @Jordan-cs6bn Před 4 lety +21

      Ben Castagno we give him a pass tho😂, and bonus points coz it’s Theo

    • @randomrandy4022
      @randomrandy4022 Před 4 lety +14

      @@ShoeNice22videos you can come back on the show if you drink that girls spit. Only then

    • @clickbaitcancer120
      @clickbaitcancer120 Před 4 lety +3

      To be fair if I had to have my soul eaten I would want Shoenice to eat it.

    • @weaver6341
      @weaver6341 Před 4 lety

      Ooooohhhh that’s where I’ve heard that lmao.

    • @johnnyfuentes888
      @johnnyfuentes888 Před 4 lety

      lol

  • @kuumaliimam1es
    @kuumaliimam1es Před 4 lety +158

    "2% of 100 million is 20million" - Ethan the mathematician

    • @stevencosnyka7698
      @stevencosnyka7698 Před 4 lety

      any idiot can have a podcast evidently

    • @user-dd9hc4cw3z
      @user-dd9hc4cw3z Před 3 lety +8

      @@stevencosnyka7698 one mistake doesn't make you an idiot

    • @user-dd9hc4cw3z
      @user-dd9hc4cw3z Před 3 lety +4

      @@stevencosnyka7698 leaving negative comments on youtube however could be a sign of idiocy 👀

  • @isaact8810
    @isaact8810 Před 3 lety +35

    Ai Ian was born in this episode, a piece of history on the H3 podcast.

  • @SuperHoneyOil
    @SuperHoneyOil Před 4 lety +116

    1:17:10 for cornavirus topic

  • @bre9232
    @bre9232 Před 4 lety +245

    Ethan: says something
    Hila: disagrees
    Dan: no
    Ian: withholds opinion
    Zach: doesn't speak unless spoken to

    • @llamawearingsombrero6764
      @llamawearingsombrero6764 Před 4 lety +11

      Bre Lightfoot H3 podcast in a nutshell

    • @liamgoodenough8947
      @liamgoodenough8947 Před 4 lety +7

      *cue fartnoise*

    • @johnnys7875
      @johnnys7875 Před 4 lety +1

      What is Ian's purpose at this point?

    • @sahajamatya
      @sahajamatya Před 4 lety

      Potato Bond press some buttons

    • @lucifa0
      @lucifa0 Před 4 lety +2

      Ethan: back me up zack!
      Zack: (clueless of what's going on) Yeah i agree with Ethan on that one
      Hila: *sighs*

  • @disguy7059
    @disguy7059 Před 4 lety +37

    Hila: "Why do construction people have to start so early?"
    My dad who's a carpenter this morning: *Wakes me up at 4:00AM*
    True story. It's real.

    • @disguy7059
      @disguy7059 Před 4 lety

      @@ShoeNice22videos are you really shoenice? This is wicked!

    • @jondwyer9323
      @jondwyer9323 Před 4 lety +2

      It’s because of how hot it gets at noon. If you start later, you can’t get as much work done before the heat gets its worst. That’s the reason most people working outside take lunch at noon.

    • @disguy7059
      @disguy7059 Před 4 lety

      @@jondwyer9323 We usually work on kitchens and bathrooms. Most are indoors. I think it's just a carpenter thing.

  • @SgtBuck01
    @SgtBuck01 Před 4 lety +165

    Remember:
    Shout "Kobe!" for accuracy.
    Shout "YEET" for distance.

    • @BerdFly
      @BerdFly Před 4 lety +7

      Yeet is used by 2000s kids

    • @BlueBikeGuy
      @BlueBikeGuy Před 4 lety +2

      @@BerdFly it started in 2014 though

    • @BerdFly
      @BerdFly Před 4 lety +2

      @@BlueBikeGuy exactly 😂 dudes that started saying "kobe" started having kids, by that time

    • @GingerHead.
      @GingerHead. Před 4 lety +3

      For both yell kobeet

    • @desocialistcat
      @desocialistcat Před 4 lety

      Also yeet for power

  • @mymombeetsme9966
    @mymombeetsme9966 Před 4 lety +149

    Being a carpenter, I can tell you we start early because it’s the cooler part of the mornings compared to the hot evenings

    • @Ultraviolent_Light
      @Ultraviolent_Light Před 4 lety +19

      Yeah, exactly! I was a Carpenter Apprentice, it gets hot as fuck up in those places. And the sun burns, damn. But of course no one knows that unless they've worked in a place like that.

    • @NateTillsonn
      @NateTillsonn Před 4 lety +5

      What about winter's ? I worked construction for a few weeks (hated it and quit lol) and we'd start at like 7am mid winter. Never understood why

    • @lagunalibre117
      @lagunalibre117 Před 4 lety +1

      I got some weirdos starting sometimes at 4:30am dumping loud rocks and stuff building a building 1 block away from my window WHY

    • @huntzyy4932
      @huntzyy4932 Před 4 lety +2

      In Scotland construction workers still star early :/

    • @jamesmackey8857
      @jamesmackey8857 Před 4 lety +12

      Sorry we are interrupting your precious sleep. God, that pisses me off. We work outside. It gets dark early, and theres bad traffic at rush hour.

  • @GlassesnMouthplates
    @GlassesnMouthplates Před 4 lety +295

    I'm starting to be suspicious that Zach's "I know what you're talking about." may just be a sound bite.

  • @mrbamwastaken
    @mrbamwastaken Před 4 lety +18

    This aged well

  • @Annjellykah184
    @Annjellykah184 Před 3 lety +7

    Watching this is in May 2021 as Melbourne Australia is about to go into another lockdown 😬😬

    • @RealElongatedMuskrat
      @RealElongatedMuskrat Před 2 lety +2

      Watching in July 2021 in the UK seeing the variants just wrecking the place 👁️👄👁️

  • @skm1894
    @skm1894 Před 4 lety +185

    Ethan: Alfredo is puking diarrhea
    *disco music intensifies*

  • @darrenplace5562
    @darrenplace5562 Před 4 lety +525

    Ethan: Is too embarrassed to show his face after taking a poop
    Also Ethan: Tells 2.14 million people about it

    • @ianmcnab8751
      @ianmcnab8751 Před 4 lety

      Darren Place if it gets him views, then y not? That’s prob y.

    • @emanuelsauz12345
      @emanuelsauz12345 Před 4 lety +7

      ian mcnab your an idiot

    • @liammullen2144
      @liammullen2144 Před 4 lety

      The man is a paradox

    • @sageanderson6596
      @sageanderson6596 Před 4 lety

      ian mcnab 🤦‍♂️

    • @molsondutch93
      @molsondutch93 Před 4 lety +3

      I feel like it's worse to face the guy in person though, especially since he had to smell it 😂

  • @TealAV
    @TealAV Před 4 lety +63

    "why do they want to start at 8am"?
    because we like to be home for dinner mate, or we'd get less money that day. Start earlier, and get off work earlier. Later morning starts always suck

    • @alexanderblack4833
      @alexanderblack4833 Před 4 lety +18

      The point is you are disrupting a rich man's sleep you pleb. Your time is not as valuable as his. Obviously.🙃🙃😂

    • @vincentgallegos3689
      @vincentgallegos3689 Před 4 lety +6

      Bro fr Ethan always comments on it like people in construction just want to disrupt other people's lives xDD

    • @chza1181
      @chza1181 Před 4 lety +8

      I work night shifts 12am to 8am, a long construction project next door is like a nightmare that never ends.
      But I can’t blame them for doing their job.

    • @joesosa41
      @joesosa41 Před 4 lety +1

      He said they leave at 3 anyway. Dinner doesn't start after round 4 unless you are retired.

  • @petehoch
    @petehoch Před 3 lety +19

    Watching this is like time traveling , oh how I wish you were wrong in this

  • @Fxxxxb99
    @Fxxxxb99 Před 4 lety +291

    1:22:37 i want a husband that would still after 12 years of marriage suddenly stop talking about a deadly disease and tell me i'm beautiful

    • @aztec2281
      @aztec2281 Před 4 lety +24

      RIGHT THIS REALLY WARMED MY HEART

    • @HeelTaker7
      @HeelTaker7 Před 4 lety +4

      And I want a partner who still genuinely appreciates a compliment after 12 years.
      What a great couple

    • @raed5328
      @raed5328 Před 4 lety

      That was a special beautiful moment

  • @motocache6645
    @motocache6645 Před 4 lety +320

    "2% of a hundred million is twenty million people" - Ethan Klein, Nobel Mathematician

  • @PsySlik
    @PsySlik Před 4 lety +2

    Cool thanks for taking my outtro music Ethan. Great job, keep it up. Proud of you.

  • @MartinZeldaTP
    @MartinZeldaTP Před 4 lety +433

    Ethan: People need to start taking this more seriously.
    Also Ethan: Myyyy Corona

  • @aimee_marisa
    @aimee_marisa Před 4 lety +236

    1:22:36
    Ethan: It’s horrible they’ve run out of medical masks to protect themselves-Oh you look really beautiful Hila.
    😂💗

    • @nathansamra2415
      @nathansamra2415 Před 4 lety +9

      Aimee Shuck that was such a cute moment 😂

    • @HoundsBane
      @HoundsBane Před 4 lety +6

      Was scrolling just as he said it 😂 ❤️

    • @joshantebi4126
      @joshantebi4126 Před 4 lety +4

      They had a Jim and Pam moment

    • @joshantebi4126
      @joshantebi4126 Před 4 lety

      @@ShoeNice22videos Thank Yeaawwww for the comment!

  • @Kayyylma0
    @Kayyylma0 Před 4 lety +65

    I'm like crying over Kobe's death, and then it's just "KNICKERS, KNICKERS, KNICKERS--"

  • @hanasong8296
    @hanasong8296 Před 4 lety +16

    construction workers have to start early to account for unforeseen problems that arise during the projects that would set them back and require more daylight to finish.

    • @AZ-wr3dh
      @AZ-wr3dh Před 4 lety +1

      The main reason they start early and finish early is to avoid the heat because they usually work outside. My dad works construction and real estate. Its because of the sun and heat basically.

    • @hanasong8296
      @hanasong8296 Před 4 lety

      @@AZ-wr3dh im thinking of indoor contractors as well. they always start jobs early to fit more into the day

  • @benwilkins7837
    @benwilkins7837 Před 4 lety +317

    Ethan stopping mid segmant to tell hila she's beautiful hit me right in the feels. You guys are awesome.

    • @stophoee
      @stophoee Před 4 lety +1

      Ben Wilkins whats the time stamp?

    • @benwilkins7837
      @benwilkins7837 Před 4 lety +6

      1:22:39 my dude ✌️

    • @Rinus93
      @Rinus93 Před 4 lety +6

      Me too. I aww'd hard. The love they have for each other really shines through!

  • @asparrow_
    @asparrow_ Před 4 lety +255

    why do i even try to eat during this podcast

    • @dr.grapegissilent2353
      @dr.grapegissilent2353 Před 4 lety +13

      Im eating right now but i never knew they like shit so much🤔

    • @MegaMoegreen
      @MegaMoegreen Před 4 lety +5

      😂 it’s so hit or miss with them. But yes it can get very gross...:

    • @paulasl
      @paulasl Před 4 lety +1

      Literally me, eating breakfast right now, while Ethan is talking about his shit

    • @tacoman6293
      @tacoman6293 Před 4 lety +1

      Idk why i turn this on when i eat lunch at work and when i eat dinner at home i had to skip the first part

    • @oliverxhmll
      @oliverxhmll Před 4 lety +1

      He actually stopped talking about shitting for quite some time but made a comeback with this episode talking about his and his dog's diarrhea for 30 mins

  • @bluedot7817
    @bluedot7817 Před 4 lety +11

    My whole family listens to the podcast while eating lunch.

  • @kalef1234
    @kalef1234 Před 3 lety +8

    Ethan called it on the virus!

  • @benvanbroeckhuijsen6249
    @benvanbroeckhuijsen6249 Před 4 lety +126

    “It’s shit that’s been puked out, so it’s also vomit” Hila killing it lately

    • @hanahshaw
      @hanahshaw Před 4 lety +1

      Ben van Broeckhuijsen i read this comment right as she said it...

    • @googoogaga9775
      @googoogaga9775 Před 4 lety

      hanah vlogs I was just about to comment the same thing.

    • @Shuffffff
      @Shuffffff Před 4 lety

      Brown Funnel Noodles I was literally going to make this comment

  • @jennasimmons5663
    @jennasimmons5663 Před 4 lety +159

    CORONAVIRUS TIMESTAMP 1:17:49

    • @randi4321
      @randi4321 Před 4 lety +10

      this needs to be bumped higher. I was scrolling far for this 👍 thanks!

    • @jakecorshia
      @jakecorshia Před 4 lety +5

      OMG
      FINALLY

    • @billysm00th
      @billysm00th Před 4 lety +4

      Waaaaay more likes!

    • @OmniKoneko
      @OmniKoneko Před 4 lety +6

      Thanks dude, I'd rather not listen to the rambling about their dog and such

    • @okamieee6830
      @okamieee6830 Před 4 lety +3

      Thanks kwen

  • @battlq6421
    @battlq6421 Před 2 lety +7

    Man this is nostalgic

  • @yowhatupian
    @yowhatupian Před 3 lety +5

    At 1:57:00 Ethan even mentions how devastating it would be in India. Pretty good call.

  • @ezrabrewer294
    @ezrabrewer294 Před 4 lety +335

    *starts podcast after sitting down to eat breakfast*
    Ethan: So when Alfredo has diarrhea he eats it and pukes it up

    • @Jetski1337
      @Jetski1337 Před 4 lety +4

      hahahah i had noodles in my mouth at that time 😂😂😂

    • @robertbogan225
      @robertbogan225 Před 4 lety

      To lazy to clean up after your dog? Let him eat it.

    • @annekira
      @annekira Před 4 lety

      Ezra Brewer same

    • @ezraprzytyk
      @ezraprzytyk Před 4 lety +3

      Sup Ezra?

    • @angelagrayson222
      @angelagrayson222 Před 4 lety +2

      Right! I just sat down to eat my lunch, ready to watch the podcast, then had to suffer thru his sermon on diarrhea and vomit.
      What did I expect tho?

  • @putakunta1768
    @putakunta1768 Před 4 lety +141

    I always cook and then eat when I'm listening to the podcast. Needless to say the beginning segment was lovely.

  • @iamesselle
    @iamesselle Před 2 lety +7

    Watching this and going into year 3… fascinating to hear perspectives from so early on.

  • @RAK00N2
    @RAK00N2 Před 4 lety +6

    ETHAN! Giving your dog Alfredo a little bit of fresh pineapple with his meal(s) should help him from eating his own feces. Pineapple contains an enzyme called bromelain that when digested makes the feces taste very bitter to the dog. Just make sure to check with your vet to see how much to give him with his meal(s).

  • @TheElliotEquation
    @TheElliotEquation Před 4 lety +195

    Ethan: People aren't taking the Coronavirus serious enough
    Also Ethan: commissioned custom coronavirus meme that he plays every time the topic comes up

    • @morganeohlig7130
      @morganeohlig7130 Před 4 lety +1

      Sammy Gadberry Yeah that’s pretty terribly thought out.

    • @CallMeKittyRawrr
      @CallMeKittyRawrr Před 4 lety +4

      I literally just heard that the corona virus potentially came from a warfare lab and China is trying to lower population I’m not surprised don’t know if it’s true or not but wow.

    • @AnimeOverdose1
      @AnimeOverdose1 Před 4 lety +3

      You fight it with humor as well

    • @AmreeHolliday
      @AmreeHolliday Před 4 lety

      Your right they aren't... Many keep comparing it to the flu. It's actually more lethal than the flu but it's much more that factors into why people should be concerned about the Coronavirus. People don't walk around contagious with the flu for 12 days with no symptoms but the Coronavirus does. We also have a vaccine for the flu to prevent mass spread however we don't for the Coronavirus and even if we thought we found one today, it would still take more than a year of research on rats then humans to confirm a working cure that would still have to he massed produced globally. My 2 year old about 3 months ago had a slight runny nose with no congestion. He was acting find the night I put him to bed but literally hours later he became very uncomfortable and by morning he had became lethargic and was having problems breathing. We went immediately to the doctor where they confirmed his oxygen level were 82. They called an ambulance immediately and gave him oxygen and 2 treatments which push his oxygen levels back up by the time he made it to the hospital. Anyways he ended up spending 2 days in the hospital where they diagnosed him with a slight bit of pneumonia. If a slight bit of pneumonia can do that to a toddler, I can't imagine what a more severe case could do which just another factor why people ahould be more concerned about a foreign sickness none of our bodies know that causes pneumonia. This is why so many are still sick in hospital and very few have been released.

    • @CallMeKittyRawrr
      @CallMeKittyRawrr Před 4 lety

      baby bean _ damn that’s a big yikes

  • @SutherlandYo
    @SutherlandYo Před 4 lety +73

    Every time a H3 Podcast is uploaded I grab something to eat. Every time I regret it.

  • @ethansilva9562
    @ethansilva9562 Před 4 lety +10

    1:22:40 I You can physically see Hila's heart melting

  • @granudo
    @granudo Před 4 lety +5

    Ethan was right all along. Here in Germany it wasn't taken seriously until recently by Mid March. Just fucking stupid.

    • @cancan4979
      @cancan4979 Před 4 lety +1

      I came back to this video and saw I didn’t want to watch past the first 30 mins. 🤦🏻‍♀️ Could of had cleaning supplies on deck Id I kept on. But I also got sick the 1st of month and still am so slept a lot after work and stuff.

  • @tommygilfert
    @tommygilfert Před 4 lety +184

    Ethan talking about the Coronavirus is like when Michael became the smartest guy in the office for a day.

    • @luhe8
      @luhe8 Před 4 lety +41

      thinking about it now, Ethan has major Michael Scott energy

    • @kevlon_
      @kevlon_ Před 4 lety +18

      his fucking fearmongerin is off the charts, jesus

    • @idontcaresir
      @idontcaresir Před 4 lety +5

      Please change your profile pic.

    • @princevegeta7487
      @princevegeta7487 Před 4 lety +4

      @@idontcaresir Please do the same

    • @idontcaresir
      @idontcaresir Před 4 lety

      @@princevegeta7487 blank profile is even worse.

  • @psychoslayer6808
    @psychoslayer6808 Před 4 lety +197

    Ethan during the MeUndies ad: “I’m a voluptuous young man. I have curves and I have needs.”

  • @chillflorist2810
    @chillflorist2810 Před 3 lety +9

    1:31:00 I remember when people were being told that the regular masks did squat. I can't believe that was a thing, luckily it's well known that they do help a lot.

  • @briellabrown7563
    @briellabrown7563 Před 4 lety +16

    I thought dan and ian were the same person until I started binge watching the podcasts lmao

  • @lilsouffle9155
    @lilsouffle9155 Před 4 lety +119

    Not only did they turn their heads at the same time, BUT BLINKED AT THE SAME TIME!!!?

  • @nicogularte
    @nicogularte Před 4 lety +124

    Zach in unbelievably talented with the soundboard.

    • @chystal9161
      @chystal9161 Před 4 lety +1

      I hope that's a joke

    • @peco3806
      @peco3806 Před 4 lety +25

      Chystal
      No it’s fucking not.

    • @armando1is1great
      @armando1is1great Před 4 lety +8

      @@chystal9161 I see you hatin all over the comments

    • @chystal9161
      @chystal9161 Před 4 lety +1

      @@peco3806 it should be. He is trash on the soundboard.
      Constantly repeating unfunny crap, always late... Trash.

    • @chystal9161
      @chystal9161 Před 4 lety

      @@armando1is1great cute. You clicked my profile.
      I see you hating on Ethan and Hila in the comments too boo

  • @Anna-fi9ex
    @Anna-fi9ex Před 4 lety +5

    1:22:38 made me wanna cry, Ethan is so appreciating of her and doesnt take her for granted

  • @assole310
    @assole310 Před 4 lety +4

    As a construction worker I dont think you realize how busy a work day is and it requires a lot of early starts and running all over town. Love ya fellas and papa bless.

  • @ericjousma9215
    @ericjousma9215 Před 4 lety +376

    Regarding another powerpoint presentation, I'm just going to pitch it again - Dan should work with Ian to explain the evils of Bill Gates. We never got Dan's information on this, and I for one am very curious.

    • @cheetobandito6307
      @cheetobandito6307 Před 4 lety +4

      I'm for this.

    • @AZ-wr3dh
      @AZ-wr3dh Před 4 lety +3

      Can someone explain?

    • @nicoleacuna7249
      @nicoleacuna7249 Před 4 lety +1

      Yesss pleasee

    • @trashatgaming2969
      @trashatgaming2969 Před 4 lety +1

      Where do I sign?

    • @justinhosey8301
      @justinhosey8301 Před 4 lety

      @@AZ-wr3dh, Ethan made a comment about Bill Gates doing some good for the world. Dan got super defensive and criticized Ethan for not being "woke" and not knowing how "evil" of a person Bill Gates is. But then Dan failed to really provide any substance to defend his position.

  • @theirishasian8291
    @theirishasian8291 Před 4 lety +143

    Love how awkward hila got when Ethan called her beautiful u can feel their love

  • @IGP
    @IGP Před 4 lety +3

    Buy a GoXLR for reverb and other cool effects. 1 button press, super customizable.

  • @Louise446
    @Louise446 Před 3 lety +11

    Wow Ethan is a psychic 🔮I'm here from the future and its a COVID 🌎

  • @vmofu7317
    @vmofu7317 Před 4 lety +88

    Someone needs to make a complication of Dan readjusting his mic incessantly for 32 minutes

    • @bm-ok7sq
      @bm-ok7sq Před 4 lety +3

      That's really complicated to make

    • @kylegordy113
      @kylegordy113 Před 4 lety +2

      b m dont complicate things

  • @antoniozuniga2782
    @antoniozuniga2782 Před 4 lety +58

    When Ethan just calls out Hila on how beautiful she looked so suddenly in mid corona virus
    conversation and catching her off guard is legit goals

  • @thisdamnchannel
    @thisdamnchannel Před 4 lety +26

    *sits down w dinner, clicks play*
    Ethan within the first minute: “so my dog shat and puked and then ate it”

  • @Flurgburglr
    @Flurgburglr Před 4 lety +45

    1:29:11
    "2% of 100 million is 20 million people" ...nope
    "That's more than every war we've ever fought combined"....definitely not.

  • @annaekner5664
    @annaekner5664 Před 4 lety +213

    *2% of a hundred million is twenty million people*
    oh ethan, dear

    • @younewser
      @younewser Před 4 lety +30

      Anna Ekner 2 million would still be a shit load of people

    • @TheBest14184
      @TheBest14184 Před 4 lety +2

      He got the first one right with the 2% of 1 million, just didn’t scale up very well lmao

    • @mikewhite9548
      @mikewhite9548 Před 4 lety

      well they did say just before that the range is 2-10%. not great math but not as bad as just the 2

    • @HeavyHeartsShow
      @HeavyHeartsShow Před 4 lety +1

      The fear instinct tells us what it wants to haha

  • @matthew_thefallen
    @matthew_thefallen Před 4 lety +194

    Me : eating
    H3 podcast: puke and diarrhea dogs

    • @LC-cp5lz
      @LC-cp5lz Před 4 lety +4

      After eating: napkin
      H3 podcast: babywipe dipped in shit

    • @untailledv2154
      @untailledv2154 Před 4 lety

      I was eating a damn slice of pizza when he said this

    • @Dionysaspillar
      @Dionysaspillar Před 4 lety

      Wtf is wrong with his dog, how stupid can it be?

    • @pierrotlavoie
      @pierrotlavoie Před 4 lety

      Same for me. I skipped as soon i saw he was never stopping talking about that dog puking. fuck that

  • @marto123456able
    @marto123456able Před 3 lety +6

    Ethan is so fucking smart. He saw coronas dangerousness really soon.

  • @dil3479
    @dil3479 Před 4 lety +10

    People in construction want to be around their families for those few hours in the afternoon the earlier you can start the earlier you’re back home

  • @mfaaaaa5678
    @mfaaaaa5678 Před 4 lety +75

    Sound bite Ethan saying “I had no choice hila” at 30:58

  • @cerissalopez5974
    @cerissalopez5974 Před 4 lety +63

    That Lil Xan "Get Out" sample in the opening track has me deceased

  • @itsbmd6225
    @itsbmd6225 Před 4 lety +5

    Damn, I didn't watch this podcast when it came out and now I wish I would have. The amount of accuracy in this video about the Coronavirus is insane and you basically predicted what is happening now. Crazy how it flew under the radar for so long.

  • @Thomaesthetics
    @Thomaesthetics Před 4 lety +6

    You guys should’ve mentioned how the rock and metal categories are never shown on tv at the Grammys

  • @ivans.2678
    @ivans.2678 Před 4 lety +201

    Construction starts early because it's cooler in the morning and gets super hot during high noon

    • @mandymassey826
      @mandymassey826 Před 4 lety

      @@Ena48145 lmao

    • @averyleo3948
      @averyleo3948 Před 4 lety +8

      In addition, it's incredibly hard and unsafe to do things like roofing when it gets dark so starting at dawn means you get the work done faster and can move on to the next job.

    • @CMon_Jack
      @CMon_Jack Před 4 lety +11

      And these people have real jobs and schedules to keep. Real world business

    • @CITLSOL
      @CITLSOL Před 4 lety

      @@Ena48145 idk if you're in Cali but In around the LA area it's been getting warmer, and never really got cold lol, certainly not hot yet, but for someone in the sun working it might be.

    • @joshuasutton3461
      @joshuasutton3461 Před 4 lety +3

      Also most people have families and don't want to be working past 8pm

  • @joe6185
    @joe6185 Před 4 lety +22

    Awgh when he just said "you look really beautiful Hila" out of nowhere 😭
    At 1:22:37

  • @catchifyoucan232
    @catchifyoucan232 Před 4 lety +29

    “2% of 100 million is 20 million people.”
    Math isn’t your strong point, eh, Ethan?

    • @ugsdit5296
      @ugsdit5296 Před 4 lety +4

      bro, he thought that out and said it within 5 seconds of a 2 hour podcast, who gives a fuck

  • @Ehretyhoter
    @Ehretyhoter Před 4 lety +28

    And here I was, staying in China, not allowed to leave home, thinking : oh, let’s watch some h3h3 to take my mind off the coronavirus 🙂

  • @tyronewhitehead7551
    @tyronewhitehead7551 Před 4 lety +127

    Last time I was this early Ian liked his job

  • @jackninteman2611
    @jackninteman2611 Před 4 lety +26

    Ethan, my friends dog had really bad breath and eventually they found out that it was because of a rotten tooth. Might wanna get Shredder checked out

  • @JebediahSpringfield
    @JebediahSpringfield Před 4 lety +15

    i dont know why i haven't yet learned not to bring food to this podcast

  • @Thecardiffkook
    @Thecardiffkook Před 2 lety +6

    Ethan was right about Covid

  • @TheAcenightcreeper
    @TheAcenightcreeper Před 4 lety +228

    “Zach to be fair..I. Haven’t found anything you dislike....”
    Zach: “I love yacht rock...”

    • @Iridescent_Peasant
      @Iridescent_Peasant Před 4 lety +6

      Zack is the man. How does one not know Ride Like the Motherfugin' Wind?!

    • @hrs1414
      @hrs1414 Před 4 lety +1

      Shellbombs me and my boys blast that shit once the uber is nearby, its legendary

    • @mekenna_
      @mekenna_ Před 4 lety +1

      I love Christopher Cross lol. I had a feeling Zach did too before he even mentioned it.

    • @Iridescent_Peasant
      @Iridescent_Peasant Před 4 lety +1

      @@hrs1414 Nice. That's the way to do it!

    • @Iridescent_Peasant
      @Iridescent_Peasant Před 4 lety

      @@mekenna_ Of course - that's because you have refined and superior taste (;

  • @atlasscaresalot2385
    @atlasscaresalot2385 Před 4 lety +164

    "Why do they have to start so early?"
    Have you ever been driving during rush hour to go home, and they are doing F***ING CONSTRUCTION ON THE FREEWAY AT 430PM!

    • @RandyGleason
      @RandyGleason Před 4 lety +7

      Also, some people like to see their families in the evening...

    • @kisnpisn4919
      @kisnpisn4919 Před 4 lety +1

      in my country they sometimes start at 5.30

    • @jacksonv671
      @jacksonv671 Před 4 lety +3

      @@ShoeNice22videos Trying to get back on the podcast

    • @SimonVanliew26
      @SimonVanliew26 Před 4 lety +1

      They don’t live on the freeway

    • @Maesolmese
      @Maesolmese Před 4 lety

      Exactly.
      I would honestly hate it more if they worked farther into the evening. And night construction freaks me out, that shit is so dangerous for both workers and drivers.

  • @Skitjamo
    @Skitjamo Před 3 lety +6

    The back half of this pod aged like a wine

  • @Culled
    @Culled Před rokem +13

    I remember when people thought Ethan was being a “fear monger” because the reality of the situation made their fee fees hurt. Now they say Ethan “doesn’t respect exercise” lol 😂 as an excuse to hate him….. because they have such strong ideals, they pretend they aren’t their ideals and can’t just be honest that Ethan growing up, and being more honest about his political leanings again… hurts their fee fees

  • @snarp408
    @snarp408 Před 4 lety +62

    5:00 construction stats so early for a few reasons. Traffic is much lighter and to avoid working in the heat