Questions for Karl, Part 2

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  • @ShimrobReduxShimrobRedux
    @ShimrobReduxShimrobRedux Před 27 dny +31

    He predicted Apple vision. Lol Karl pilkington is our version of Nostradamus

  • @randyj420
    @randyj420 Před 2 měsíci +69

    What an absolute treasure these are. The amount of funny is off the chart and to beyond anything written. Add the brilliant animation - and you've got comedy gold kept on the top top shelf. It's hard to find anything that can still consistently make my laugh out loud to the extreme these to. THANKS to all involved and the post. A wonderful thing I will revisit again and share. Cheers.

  • @jessamyers8761
    @jessamyers8761 Před 9 dny +5

    First time listener here and i went from pure depression to hilarious joy!!!!! Thank u so much

  • @Thanos1908
    @Thanos1908 Před rokem +321

    The animations lift these podcasts to another level.

    • @Thanos1908
      @Thanos1908 Před rokem +19

      @@naturalcreature6317 agree to disagree

    • @tonychan8558
      @tonychan8558 Před rokem +14

      Agree! Even Ricky Gervais said that after watching the animation of the Clive 'Warren' Rebecca de Morney film, he really wants to watch the film for real now!

    • @danielbriggs6482
      @danielbriggs6482 Před 5 měsíci

      ​@@tonychan8558WHO THE FUCK IS CLIVE WARREN!!?

    • @Stiltonator
      @Stiltonator Před 4 měsíci +3

      I would agree... up until i got to the point where they're showing munchies and they're shown as fucking crisps...
      What sort of weirdo made this.

    • @TheRuddster95
      @TheRuddster95 Před 4 měsíci +2

      ​@@Stiltonatoran American lol

  • @mannenthemythe
    @mannenthemythe Před 2 lety +416

    "no, cause they're not my hands either" is one of my favourite lines ever

    • @X737_
      @X737_ Před 2 lety +8

      Same

    • @BenjamanSerene
      @BenjamanSerene Před rokem +4

      Okay thanks

    • @stewartharries6334
      @stewartharries6334 Před rokem +5

      He cracks Ricky up with that one

    • @Lex-wj6fm
      @Lex-wj6fm Před rokem

      Brilliant. Makes you wonder if Karl is truly a buffoon or if he is playing the classic British comedian who plays the dumbest guy in the room but it takes Witt to seem that dumb

    • @WOAH_IS_ME49
      @WOAH_IS_ME49 Před rokem +13

      Yes! He really is so quick witted without trying

  • @leroybrown1994
    @leroybrown1994 Před 2 lety +61

    How did I listen to 3.5 hours of this amazing, hilarious drivel. These 3 are comedic gold, especially Karl.

    • @phoneyphone
      @phoneyphone Před 4 měsíci +2

      If only there were more

    • @TheRuddster95
      @TheRuddster95 Před 3 měsíci +1

      "absolute twaddle"

    • @jameshickey1294
      @jameshickey1294 Před 2 měsíci

      Manmoth-maggie,an it flew away😅-Dyson..mission impossible 2-Egg. So many classics

  • @migz.98
    @migz.98 Před 2 lety +74

    “I kicked me height when I was a kid”
    Has to be the funniest one liner ever 🤦🏼‍♂️😂😂😂

    • @airkuna
      @airkuna Před 2 měsíci

      no

    • @Partylizard1
      @Partylizard1 Před měsícem

      The weird bit is that Merchant acts as if he doesn’t know what it means 😂 kicking above your height is the same as punching above your weight (both common sayings in America).

    • @airkuna
      @airkuna Před 17 dny

      THAT SENTENCE DOESN'T EVEN MAKE SENSE...

    • @artemislogic5252
      @artemislogic5252 Před 13 dny

      @@airkuna it means when he kicked his foot in the air he could get it as high as his head, kicking his height

    • @tertainment414
      @tertainment414 Před 4 dny

      I think it's more like kicking a cold / flu. He got rid of his old height ​@@artemislogic5252

  • @pastorgrimes
    @pastorgrimes Před 8 měsíci +37

    “I can’t save you with your glasses off and your knob out. If I ever save you I want you fully clothed with your glasses on.” It’s the fact that the glasses must be on that kills me. Lol

  • @ceostudio
    @ceostudio Před 2 měsíci +21

    The animation makes it hilarious, it’s very Ren and Stimpy 😂

    • @thejesse
      @thejesse Před měsícem +5

      Very Hanna-Barbera.

  • @andrewturnbull4228
    @andrewturnbull4228 Před 4 lety +222

    Steve's wit is pretty incredible

    • @BonnerDoemling
      @BonnerDoemling Před 3 lety +29

      He’s my favorite of the three; he’s so underrated

    • @condutchak
      @condutchak Před 3 lety +19

      He's very underrated

    • @brandonadams5270
      @brandonadams5270 Před 2 lety +6

      I have to agree with your comment a year later, fuck CZcams for not gifting me Karl earlier

    • @obadala
      @obadala Před 2 lety +3

      Hit or miss at best

    • @OzyMandias13
      @OzyMandias13 Před 2 lety +6

      It's THE EYES..

  • @trevin277
    @trevin277 Před rokem +92

    "what are those things in Gremlin's called" I assume Ricky finds this funny because he assumes they're called Gremlins but they're actually Mogwais to technically Karl's question wasn't that stupid

    • @mikescott8903
      @mikescott8903 Před rokem +10

      A mogwai is technically a gremlin. The gremlin is it's advanced state. So.....

    • @BeckerMarieJane
      @BeckerMarieJane Před 5 měsíci +1

      ​@@mikescott8903not to be pedantic(actually exactly that😅) but technically gremlins are the mutated versions of mogwais. Mogwais do not evolve into gremlins but mutate into them.

    • @mikescott8903
      @mikescott8903 Před 5 měsíci

      @@BeckerMarieJane so I'm right thanks

    • @BeckerMarieJane
      @BeckerMarieJane Před 5 měsíci +9

      @@mikescott8903 nope you're not... Mutation is the modification of a gene. The modification of that gene can be both progressive or backward... When the mutation is a progressive modification of the gene that's called evolution(evolving into a advanced state) but most mutation are regressive meaning that the modification of that gene is a return to it's primitive state which is the opposite of advancing or evolving in the case of mogwais mutation into gremlin it's 100% a regressive mutation of the gene so a return to a more primitive genetic state.

    • @Padraigp
      @Padraigp Před 4 měsíci

      ​@@mikescott8903mogwai is technically a mogwai ...what kind of moron are you? And swinging your tiny micky around about it as well, as if you hadn't just said something do stupid my mind is blowing in the wind. Mogwai is technically a glove on a puppeteers fist. 😂

  • @SmokeymcJoint420
    @SmokeymcJoint420 Před rokem +102

    "The cancer came out of his mouth."
    Fucking kills me, Merchant's reaction is so perfect.

  • @lewisdwyer1536
    @lewisdwyer1536 Před rokem +23

    The beating up the octopus conversation had me in tears

    • @jameshickey1294
      @jameshickey1294 Před 2 měsíci +2

      😂agreed absolutely-I'd kick it" karl meant it just adds to it😂😂- kick my height 😅- timeless gold trio

  • @jammyjoe126
    @jammyjoe126 Před 3 lety +89

    Would love to see a show of karl living his days.. and Steve and ricky throw spanners into the works 😂 prank calls.. hired people to give him problems.. that would be a funny show .. karl u do help me smile😂

    • @IanSinclair77
      @IanSinclair77 Před 2 lety +13

      You saw Idiot Abroad, right?

    • @racheleb143
      @racheleb143 Před rokem +5

      @@IanSinclair77 I was about to say💀😂

    • @SmokeymcJoint420
      @SmokeymcJoint420 Před rokem +4

      Yup, they did that years ago. Idiot Abroad, terrific show.

    • @ABCDEFGHIJKELA...
      @ABCDEFGHIJKELA... Před rokem +1

      I don't know man, Karl is a sweet dude, with a kind heart, I'm not sure I'd get many laughs off him being pranked and emotionally tortured outside of his workplace. Might be funny for a special tho!

    • @SmokeymcJoint420
      @SmokeymcJoint420 Před rokem +2

      @@ABCDEFGHIJKELA... Trust me, I share the same sentiments about Karl as you do. But it's hilarious.

  • @1Live2Love3Thrive
    @1Live2Love3Thrive Před 2 lety +85

    Karl the greatest English philosopher.
    He’ll say something on the outset may appear stupid or silly but actually at times is profound lol

    • @SmokeymcJoint420
      @SmokeymcJoint420 Před rokem +13

      He certainly has way of putting a unique perspective on things.

    • @user-sr5gt1rt3n
      @user-sr5gt1rt3n Před 3 měsíci +1

      So true. Honestly he is a genius

    • @robertcooney1938
      @robertcooney1938 Před 3 měsíci +3

      How about all the things Karl has said or predicted that Stephen and Ricky laughed at, but came true?

    • @benayers8622
      @benayers8622 Před 3 měsíci +2

      yeah I honestly don't know why ther laughing half the time must be cos ther too thick to comprehend so resort to laughter

    • @LifeOfRy
      @LifeOfRy Před 2 měsíci

      @@benayers8622 that is *definitely* not the case.

  • @daweilee1986
    @daweilee1986 Před 4 měsíci +49

    Should've been called the Karl Pilkington show

  • @Mine4062
    @Mine4062 Před 12 dny +2

    11:41 Ricky's excited little giggle. 🤣😵 Wish he laughed like that all the time.

  • @AmandaJayne
    @AmandaJayne Před 4 lety +192

    Rickys screaming laugh makes everything 100x funnier to me🤣

    • @victorromeromartinez8565
      @victorromeromartinez8565 Před 2 lety +8

      Same. But, it's the high squeaks that come after the laugh that kills me. 😂

    • @ghost79ish
      @ghost79ish Před 2 lety +14

      It makes me want to remix the sound so everyone's voice is at roughly the same volume.

    • @pianoninjas2272
      @pianoninjas2272 Před 2 lety +7

      I've watched these videos so many times that I know all the jokes, I mainly listen to it to hear ricky's laugh...

    • @stephentumlin8613
      @stephentumlin8613 Před 2 lety +10

      You’re taking the Mickey, mate. That shrill laughter is like nails on a chalkboard! I wish I could mix his laughter out of these videos, It would be so much more enjoyable.

    • @liamvancliff8798
      @liamvancliff8798 Před 2 lety

      My mmm m m m mm.m m. Mm m m mmm m m m m m m m mm m. Mmm m m m m m m. Mm m m m m. Mm m m m m m m m m m m m m m m mm m m m m. Mm m m m m m m m m m m m m m m m m m m m m mm m m mm m m m m m m m m m m m m m m m m m m m m m m m m. Mm m m m m m m m mm m m m m m m m m mm m m m m m m mm m m m m m mm m m m m m m m m m mm m m m m m m m m m m mm m m m m m m m m mmm m mm m m m m m m m m mm m m m m m m m m mmm m m m mm m m mm m m m m mm m m m m m mmll

  • @Ow_ee
    @Ow_ee Před 26 dny +5

    How he managed to get augmented reality so spot and Ricky can’t even imagine it to be a possibility. Ahead of his time!

  • @kasperribera4574
    @kasperribera4574 Před 4 měsíci +7

    Ricky should let karl finish his sentences, steve is just ridin ricky but it would be nice to hear karl out sometimes

  • @Robisquick
    @Robisquick Před 8 měsíci +9

    You know what’s funny? They actually made a black mirror episode that has to do with Karl’s idea of putting a loved ones brain inside the living persons brain hahahahahah

  • @kungpochopedtuna
    @kungpochopedtuna Před 15 dny +3

    RICKY GOT THE ANSWER TO THE RIDDLE WRONG! THAT HAD ME SO CONFUSED FOR LIKE TEN MINUTES

    • @breblizz4321
      @breblizz4321 Před 9 dny

      Im reading the comments to see if anyone else noticed that! I’ll be trying to figure out the correct answer all day but I’ll give in and look it up at some point

    • @breblizz4321
      @breblizz4321 Před 9 dny

      Wait no I get it now. It does make sense. Because if you ask the devil he would lie and say that the angel would say he’s guarding hell, but if you ask the angel which guard the other is guarding then the angel would tell the truth and say that the devil would lie and say he’s guarding heaven

    • @NefruSimons
      @NefruSimons Před dnem

      No he didn't, listen carefully and more importantly, try to imagine what he is saying. He explained it perfectly. Frankly i would mess up the explanation on the first go for sure, he impressed me with how he managed to do it in first try.

  • @WOAH_IS_ME49
    @WOAH_IS_ME49 Před rokem +55

    "TING TONG BING BONG
    Its tingin its way up the tube..."
    2:28:51
    My husband heard me saying this and asked where it's from. Lol, how do you even begin that conversation? I really need to introduce him to these. Especially, the animated ones. They are truly a treasure and never get old. I have been watching and listening every night for 2 years straight. I know, I know, Im a newb.
    Play a record...

    • @SlowGraffitiVideo
      @SlowGraffitiVideo Před rokem +3

      This makes me believe in humanity

    • @islandvibes383
      @islandvibes383 Před 4 měsíci

      😅😊ooooòòooooòoooòoooooooo😅on Ohio I oops sorry to oi the other side oi 😅it 😅on o😅o😅😅😅😅😅l😅😅😅😅😅😅😅😅😅😅i😮😅😅😅😅😅😅😅😅😅😅😅😅😅😅😅😅😅😅😅😅😅😅😅😅😮😅😅😮😅😅i😅😅😅😅😅😅😅😅😅😅😅😅😅😅😅😅😅😅😅😅😅😅😅😅😅😅😅😅😅😅😊😅😅😅😅😅😅😅😅i😅i😅😅what 😮i😅😅😅😅😅😅😅😅😅😅😅😅😅😅i😅😅😅😅8😅😅😅what 8😅😅are 😅i?it 😅😅and 😅😅oil i😅oi😅in Australia 8ish is not licensed by Australian companies

    • @Padraigp
      @Padraigp Před 4 měsíci +2

      Your comment is brilliant.

  • @mandlin4602
    @mandlin4602 Před 4 měsíci +33

    Honestly Ricky has gone down hill without Karl, Karl really was a comedy gold mine.

    • @sigurdrobertsson2231
      @sigurdrobertsson2231 Před 2 měsíci +4

      That's not true, you've just stopped following him without Carl

    • @Mac-sb5lj
      @Mac-sb5lj Před 2 měsíci

      To be sure. But he still browbeats and bullies others.

    • @RSProdism
      @RSProdism Před 2 měsíci

      @@sigurdrobertsson2231Karl*

    • @simplelife88393
      @simplelife88393 Před 7 dny

      Ricky won awards since then Karl has a small CZcams channel

    • @tyroon81
      @tyroon81 Před 5 dny

      Errr, the other way round surely?

  • @sophistre
    @sophistre Před rokem +61

    'are you in charge of the brain, or is the brain in charge of you?' --they don't put it like that in neuroscience but that is the constant question, lol. karl is right about things way more often than they give him credit for. he just consistently lacks the ability to give them a cogent explanation for the thing he has sensed that is nevertheless true, rofl.

    • @imeverywhere9633
      @imeverywhere9633 Před 3 měsíci +4

      he just means the conscious and subconscious but has limited vocabulary.

    • @EziixPked
      @EziixPked Před měsícem +1

      if ony he got stranded on the island with his dictionary

  • @OzyMandias13
    @OzyMandias13 Před 4 lety +69

    They took down the account with the original versions of these (parts 1-3). They had like 8 million views!

  • @indigodoctor77
    @indigodoctor77 Před 4 měsíci +26

    Two things right away: It is a very popular idea among writers to just start writing and eventually something good will come out so Rick and Steve seem like idiots making fun of that concept and Karl’s film idea almost sounds like All Of Me from the 80”s with Steve Martin and Lily Tomlin where Steve Martin is Walking around with dead Lily Tomlins character controlling half his thoughts.
    There are a lot of these where Karl is talking about something that exists and the other two are making fun while seeming completely ignorant to the world around them.

    • @Brett-yq7pj
      @Brett-yq7pj Před měsícem +2

      How do you feel about see through skin

    • @MLennholm
      @MLennholm Před měsícem +1

      There are a lot of these comments from idiots like you who don't understand that Steve and Ricky are intentionally winding Karl up. Furthermore, just because that film exists doesn't mean it's not a ridiculous idea worthy of mockery.

    • @donnykroeber1103
      @donnykroeber1103 Před měsícem +1

      It literally makes me so mad, Karl usually is saying incredibly creative ideas or rational things just in a funny way, and either because its unconventional or they just think it’s funny, Rick and Steve dogpile on him for it

  • @tiakitair135
    @tiakitair135 Před 8 měsíci +11

    I can't be the only one who thinks Karl's idea would make a really good indie film

    • @kakadorez11
      @kakadorez11 Před 8 měsíci +1

      I have to admit. I would watch it.

    • @penniewyatt9391
      @penniewyatt9391 Před 4 měsíci +1

      I’m trying to think of the name, but this was an actual movie.

    • @adamstuart8864
      @adamstuart8864 Před 3 měsíci +2

      It's strikingly similar to an episode of Black Mirror. Almost suspiciously

    • @gamingforfun8662
      @gamingforfun8662 Před měsícem +1

      ​@@adamstuart8864which one

    • @killianmccluff36
      @killianmccluff36 Před 16 dny +2

      @@adamstuart8864maybe it was those producers he spoke to

  • @jsbrooksie
    @jsbrooksie Před 10 dny +2

    These are timeless. Please make more!

  • @veritycalvert2009
    @veritycalvert2009 Před 2 lety +19

    I watch different bits of this daily at the moment. It’s so funny, and it’s good to laugh

    • @someone-kc3oz
      @someone-kc3oz Před 3 měsíci

      Not wrong there love 😂

    • @jameshickey1294
      @jameshickey1294 Před 2 měsíci

      Agreed, daily dose of these genius trio is part of a good day - ✨️ manmoth-maggie,the tik tac incident 😂. Wat do you remember then?=karl.😂😂🤝🫡

  • @Padraigp
    @Padraigp Před 4 měsíci +4

    Im in stitches ...its all too funny...best selection ever.

  • @rryanreid
    @rryanreid Před 22 dny +4

    And with in 15 years the glasses idea is almost a reality.

  • @lovelyykat_
    @lovelyykat_ Před 4 lety +36

    I love how Steve and Ricky are actually friends with Karl instead of it just being for the cameras x

  • @JustinChohan
    @JustinChohan Před 2 lety +46

    2:01:25 when you realize Karl predicted the metaverse

    • @FuzzyTheBear
      @FuzzyTheBear Před rokem +2

      had the same flash .. glasses with alternate reality.

    • @vstvrxth
      @vstvrxth Před rokem +1

      Literally the most likely thing he predicted and they shut it down smh

    • @jameshickey1294
      @jameshickey1294 Před 2 měsíci +2

      😂agreed-the chip (Elon)"I wouldn't be me I'd always be on Google " professional leg rubber 😂 - timeless gold🤝🫡

  • @danielafoslin2799
    @danielafoslin2799 Před 2 lety +409

    The Clive Owen idea made an actual appearance in a Black Mirror episode called “Black Museum”. I was so excited and tickled that Karl’s ridiculous idea was made into an actual television episode 😂

    • @rakadoni8403
      @rakadoni8403 Před 2 lety +19

      Yes exactly ! 😂

    • @IanSinclair77
      @IanSinclair77 Před 2 lety +62

      Two episodes did. Back to back. His Tom Cruise being dead amd having his face idea was the other

    • @1Live2Love3Thrive
      @1Live2Love3Thrive Před 2 lety +37

      They need to give him credit

    • @1Live2Love3Thrive
      @1Live2Love3Thrive Před 2 lety +5

      That was already done on face off

    • @stevesand8845
      @stevesand8845 Před 2 lety

      Of he saw it and then brought it up lol….. it aired in December of 2017!so what came first

  • @Nunya310
    @Nunya310 Před 2 lety +9

    This show was CRIMINALLY underrated!!!!

    • @Padraigp
      @Padraigp Před 4 měsíci +2

      All the best things are.

  • @coolbro6969
    @coolbro6969 Před 6 dny +1

    I don’t know what this is or how I came across it, but this is so utterly fantastic.

  • @vstvrxth
    @vstvrxth Před rokem +11

    “Ive always wanted to kick a duck up the arse” 😂😂😂😂😂

    • @djzio
      @djzio Před 8 měsíci +1

      I was laughing so loud when he said that, I almost passed out! 😂

    • @doylebohr1434
      @doylebohr1434 Před 5 měsíci +2

      IMO the very best Karl moments are the ones that absolutely nobody on the planet could predict were coming. Kick a duck up the arse... People who's jobs come with a lot of responsibilities, like Bruce Willis... Monkey whizzes by on a tricycle... A few off the top of my head.

  • @mcgoogs
    @mcgoogs Před 2 měsíci +3

    2:01:18 I’m sorry did Karl PREDICT VR HEADSETS, to which Ricky said “absolute bollocks, never gonna work”?!

  • @Simon-fr4ts
    @Simon-fr4ts Před rokem +10

    So many incredible moments in here. I have never laughed so much.

  • @mummyduck6748
    @mummyduck6748 Před rokem +21

    "not my hands either" 😂 👌 That's why he's a genius in my eyes tbh 😂 He always thinks 'outside the box' & says exactly what he thinks (before his brain has 😂)

    • @BeckerMarieJane
      @BeckerMarieJane Před 5 měsíci +1

      The slight hmmmm when Ricky responded "so you're just watching another man mastrubating" is even more brilliant.

  • @FuzzyTheBear
    @FuzzyTheBear Před rokem +16

    Karl is the show :D Can't imagine what those two would do without him.

    • @jameshickey1294
      @jameshickey1294 Před 2 měsíci

      Agreed 👍 an karl wouldn't work without the combo of rick/steve- the perrfek trio- (don't see that choc bar anymore)- timeless gold this ,xfm should have won more awards at the time but radio didn't know how big these were gona be - 😂

    • @jrg6007
      @jrg6007 Před měsícem +1

      The Office

    • @matthewv4170
      @matthewv4170 Před 19 dny

      They should have done top gear

  • @rayholmes653
    @rayholmes653 Před 4 měsíci +4

    'I haven't heard of a cod being ill....' 😂

  • @TheMeatyFinger
    @TheMeatyFinger Před 3 měsíci +3

    “So this is building up to a lesbian love story” … “well yeh it’s kinda relevant now” if only Karl knew how on point he is

  • @joannesmith3991
    @joannesmith3991 Před rokem +4

    these animated versions are just brilliant

    • @SmD-ff5xd
      @SmD-ff5xd Před 3 měsíci

      @@naturalcreature6317 did you ever see the webcam they had?:') it was about 6 pixels at 1fps

  • @ryanlord7658
    @ryanlord7658 Před 3 lety +32

    Karl telling the future between 1:57:00 and 2:05:00 is one of the greatest Karl moments of his career 😂 what a load of bosswellox

    • @josepha4092
      @josepha4092 Před 3 lety +2

      I liked the glasses idea idn why they dismissed it so quickly :(

    • @vuk8550
      @vuk8550 Před 3 lety +15

      @@josepha4092 That's Oculus in today's time tho. Karl predicted VR and AR and RIcky just brushed it of as ridiculous. lol

    • @tomdenton.5899
      @tomdenton.5899 Před 2 lety +2

      Karl did predict augmented reality though

    • @sheepthehack
      @sheepthehack Před rokem +1

      @@vuk8550 its AR.. not VR... VR doesnt usually include whats already around u... AR is EXACTLY what Karl described!!

    • @tRicky198181
      @tRicky198181 Před 8 měsíci

      Prediction of the show Peripherals.

  • @KyleBushnellGames
    @KyleBushnellGames Před 2 měsíci +2

    the fact that Ricky shut down karl about his predictions of the future when he basically said VR glasses, because Ricky thought the idea was dumb and the worst one he had, yet we already have that today, Karl actually did predict the future.

  • @PlayaP69
    @PlayaP69 Před 3 lety +10

    The conversation at 1:16:00 between Ricky and Steve, when Steve says, "Straight back to hosting game shows.", sounds oddly specific. Especially, when Ricky laughs. I wonder who they were referring to. LOL.

  • @mattseal2615
    @mattseal2615 Před 3 lety +12

    Surely on the heaven and hell door question you ask ‘is my name karl’

    • @JetsonDrums
      @JetsonDrums Před 3 lety +1

      It’s not in the cartoon but on the podcasts, they later clarified that Ricky should have said to assume no prior knowledge. Otherwise, yeah, Karl could have just asked any question for which there’s only one answer that anyone would know.

    • @liamhorgan7366
      @liamhorgan7366 Před 3 lety +2

      Yeah the point is that you need to decipher which door is which with only one question, so asking about who name is what would get you no where at all. Also Ricky gave incorrect information that “the liar is guarding hell and the truthful one guards heaven”. Most likely the answer to your question of “is my name Karl?” would be, from either of the guards, “I don’t know.”

  • @lindatruderung9378
    @lindatruderung9378 Před 2 měsíci +4

    At 1:16:02 ... Ricky needs to shut his gob about the pain involved in kidney stones. It is horrible pain. The pain can feel crippling... Making it hard to stand or straighten up.

  • @pauliewalnuts2527
    @pauliewalnuts2527 Před rokem +16

    The more I watch the more I think Karl is actually a misunderstood genius

    • @X737_
      @X737_ Před rokem +1

      You should stop then 😂

    • @Padraigp
      @Padraigp Před 4 měsíci +1

      He is a certain kind of thinker which is a kind of genius ..definitely makes connections in his brain that most people dont make which i think is genius. But by any measure hes not got a high iq. Which i think just goes to show iq tests are stoopid. Papua new guineans are lowest on iq test and jews highest. A lot of jewish are laywrds bankers mathmaticians but if you put a jew in a jungle hes be dead in a few hours wheras a paua new guinean knows every plant every noise every snake of that jungle but no iq test is made by a papua person. Id say a lot of jewish acedemics involved in creating the iq test. But carl would be kind fugged in a jungle or an acedimic situation.

    • @bobwoww8384
      @bobwoww8384 Před 3 měsíci

      I agree

    • @tyroon81
      @tyroon81 Před 5 dny

      Who's doing the thinking, you or you're brain?

  • @burnsloads
    @burnsloads Před 7 měsíci +4

    'Is my name karl Pilkington?'
    'Yes'
    'No'
    'Right then, chuffed I found heaven'

  • @ellisjames8517
    @ellisjames8517 Před 4 měsíci +4

    Sorry I just crack up all the time at Clive Warren 😂😂😂

  • @TheJayLordx
    @TheJayLordx Před 2 lety +20

    That riddle with the two doors is so daft. You could just ask them something stupid like "Do I have a nose"

    • @DannyBReviews
      @DannyBReviews Před 2 lety +3

      Yeah you’d know who was telling the truth and lying but you still don’t know who is guarding what door. The original riddle don’t say the truthful one is guarding heaven or vice-versa.

    • @TheJayLordx
      @TheJayLordx Před rokem +7

      @@DannyBReviews Ahhhhhhh that makes more sense. The way Ricky words it the honest one is always guarding heaven and the liar is always guarding hell which would mean you could ask pretty much any obvious, black and white question

    • @christinac2652
      @christinac2652 Před 3 měsíci +3

      ​@@DannyBReviewsI thought he said the one guarding heaven always tells the truth?

    • @finksinatra1575
      @finksinatra1575 Před měsícem

      That is wild.

  • @navillus15
    @navillus15 Před 2 měsíci +2

    I love the animation on this show, but they should've googled what Munchies are and they aren't crisps.

  • @mrcoach69
    @mrcoach69 Před 3 lety +53

    I wish ricky recorded the live version and released it. The cartoon is hilarious and I bet it would be even funnier actually seeing them have those conversation 🤣

    • @iamthegreatest861
      @iamthegreatest861 Před 2 lety +2

      Im positive there is a live version but to get a hold of it is another matter :)

    • @tonythetiger1600
      @tonythetiger1600 Před 2 lety +1

      I no I'm l8 but xfm is where the majority of this is from old radio show therez hours of it xfm . It's hilarious 🤣

    • @byebrows9698
      @byebrows9698 Před rokem +1

      @@tonythetiger1600 none of the Ricky Gervais show comes from XFM at all

    • @tonythetiger1600
      @tonythetiger1600 Před rokem

      @@byebrows9698 they do the sake bits from xfm

    • @byebrows9698
      @byebrows9698 Před rokem

      @@tonythetiger1600 not at all. The animation is based solely on the podcast. Not a single bit is from XFM.

  • @djzio
    @djzio Před 8 měsíci +2

    Every time they Ricky and Stephen riffed about Clive Warren, I'd have to pause the video because I was pissing meself

  • @benlewis2514
    @benlewis2514 Před 4 lety +17

    Did Karl Pilkington predict Black Museum

    • @williamsmith666
      @williamsmith666 Před 4 lety +4

      He definitely predicted augmented reality with his glasses.

    • @davis2387
      @davis2387 Před 3 lety +2

      That’s what I was thinking

    • @rickyp1494
      @rickyp1494 Před 3 lety +2

      I’m just waiting for see-thru-skin to be adopted by the masses.

    • @tedro8834
      @tedro8834 Před 3 lety +1

      Almost perfectly lol

    • @ryandowney3577
      @ryandowney3577 Před 2 lety +2

      Brooker is a poor man's Pilkington

  • @archiewall124
    @archiewall124 Před 2 lety +8

    Why’s that such a weird thing when that’s what they do now?
    That’s what they do now.
    That’s what they do.
    They do that.

  • @whatsthepoint8364
    @whatsthepoint8364 Před 4 měsíci +3

    The illustrations make this so fucking funny. Karl thinking is hilarious

  • @futurefreak8789
    @futurefreak8789 Před rokem +2

    Gervais laughing puts you off listening…Karl is one cool guy

  • @AA-hg5fk
    @AA-hg5fk Před 8 měsíci +4

    Animation at 57:40 is incorrect, Karl would not be shirtless and hatless on a beach, especially not in Britain!

  • @mariusstrmglendrange2411
    @mariusstrmglendrange2411 Před měsícem +10

    Black mirror watches Karl before making ANY episode ;)!!!

  • @alexdonze3361
    @alexdonze3361 Před rokem +6

    My favorite part is when Karl talks about newspeak without even realizing it

    • @Padraigp
      @Padraigp Před 4 měsíci +1

      That went over my head which bit was that?

  • @mp6725
    @mp6725 Před 8 měsíci +2

    Karl's movie idea from the first couple of minutes is literally an episode of Black Mirror so Karl was way ahead of his time.

  • @TomH999111
    @TomH999111 Před 4 měsíci +2

    riddle at 20:21, critical bit Ricky didn't say was that each guard knows what door the other one is guarding as well as their own.

  • @helvete983
    @helvete983 Před rokem +412

    For non UK viewers, Munchies is not a generic term for a snack and not a chip/crisp as shown in the cartoon. Munchies are small square chocolates, with a shortbread base and caramel centre.
    Edit:-
    Well I didn't anticipate how many idiot potheads would chime in. You are WRONG. There is no debate, Karl has even said so himself Munchies are the sweet/candy.
    He is not referring to Monster Munch, He is not referring to being a pothead and wanting food.

    • @1035pm
      @1035pm Před rokem +46

      And they are delicious. IMO

    • @handlesarefeckinstupid
      @handlesarefeckinstupid Před rokem +8

      It can also mean snacks.

    • @That2J
      @That2J Před rokem +20

      @@handlesarefeckinstupid But here it doesn’t

    • @jazzabighits4473
      @jazzabighits4473 Před rokem +11

      @@That2J That's interesting, I thought he just meant munchies in general

    • @GoYourOwnWay86
      @GoYourOwnWay86 Před rokem +32

      @@handlesarefeckinstupid OP is correct when Karl talks about munchies he actually means the chocolate munchies that used to come in a red tube liked shape like rolos but they are cube shaped. Now you can get them in pouches usually around a £1. They’re amazing.
      But yes munchies can also be a term used when you’re hungry for snacks in general and is usually associated after smoking weed and getting hungry hence the term “I’ve got the munchies”

  • @alexdaniels4805
    @alexdaniels4805 Před 2 měsíci +4

    Wait I think I've come up with a different answer for the riddle. If you ask 1 of them the question 'how many doors are you guarding' and they answer anything other than 1, thats the door to hell as the guard of hell always lies. If the guard says 1, then that door leads to heaven as the guard can only tell the truth

    • @dr.mund0339
      @dr.mund0339 Před měsícem +1

      Yup or what's 2+2. Or what's my name. Or what color is red lol there's so many easy questions. Ricky made it so confusing lol

    • @TonyLemur
      @TonyLemur Před měsícem

      The critical bit Ricky got wrong is that you *don't* know that the hell door is blocked by the lying guard. You don't know which door is guarded by which guard. So yes, you can use your question to determine which guard is which, but then you have no questions left to determine which *door* is which.

    • @matthewv4170
      @matthewv4170 Před 19 dny

      The guard who lied is guarding hell

  • @brishenhess4759
    @brishenhess4759 Před 25 dny +1

    I love this, the dedication.

  • @krumplethemal8831
    @krumplethemal8831 Před 3 měsíci +3

    Lol "would I know which one I was?"

  • @Hazeleyes878
    @Hazeleyes878 Před měsícem +1

    Stay Green ! Stay in the woods ! Stay safe 🤣🤣🤣🤣

  • @MrGoandrush
    @MrGoandrush Před měsícem +1

    good film idea, Black Mirror actually covers this subject on one episode. Also reminds me an older movie with Steve Martin in it.
    This film can be interesting as a deep psychological drama.
    I dont mind to use actors have not been around for 10 years or no stars. Acting is not about fame, it is about acting.
    I probably not use Morgen Freeman, or the others, cn be any good actors. Same case with Black Mirror. You dont know those actors but it is great drama, good acting good directors.
    So I believe with a good crew this could be a great film.

  • @CaptainArn
    @CaptainArn Před 2 lety +6

    3:26:11
    "Did you know that the first Matrix was designed to be a perfect human world? Where none suffered, where everyone would be happy. It was a disaster. No one would accept the program. Entire crops were lost."

    • @SmD-ff5xd
      @SmD-ff5xd Před 3 měsíci

      This tank is individual though, so surely the individual would just "think" more suffering and upset into the world, that's what perfect implies

  • @philipodonnell8943
    @philipodonnell8943 Před 28 dny +1

    Virtual reality (ricky and steve said its pathetic), Karl is funny but he predicted it

  • @TejayLister
    @TejayLister Před měsícem +4

    The fact Karl's predictions most of them have came true shows how stupid RICKY actually is

  • @redo6309
    @redo6309 Před 9 měsíci +5

    To be fair karl was right during 2:01:44 talking about vr and what not

  • @dirtyjack6300
    @dirtyjack6300 Před 8 měsíci +3

    Oh man, Ricky would get cancelled so hard for 2:22:40 nowadays.

    • @kakadorez11
      @kakadorez11 Před 8 měsíci +1

      Ricky can not be cancelled. He doesn't care

  • @RSeph
    @RSeph Před 3 lety +5

    3:26:10 is my absolute favourite scene in the whole show

  • @mrjek0076
    @mrjek0076 Před 2 měsíci +1

    What’s funny is the movie idea is kinda loosely the premise of the TV boxset series ‘Upload’ on Amazon Prime 😂

  • @stuartsmith9575
    @stuartsmith9575 Před 2 lety +5

    Love this.. never gets old, sit the phone down and listen and laugh ma head off, no need for the amination (just my opinion) never the less it's comedy gold!

    • @stuartsmith9575
      @stuartsmith9575 Před měsícem +2

      Still listen to these 3 every night brilliant ❤😂😂😂😂

    • @stuartsmith9575
      @stuartsmith9575 Před měsícem +2

      No way didn't even realise i just commented on my own post lol

  • @TheFreemanuk
    @TheFreemanuk Před 4 měsíci +22

    Karl is a top human being. You can tell all the way through Ricky is intimidated by his honesty. I dont think i could have sat there for 5 mins without punching Gervais in the teetth.

    • @Padraigp
      @Padraigp Před 4 měsíci +5

      Hes such a nob ed. Ive grown to hate him less i found him so painful at first now they dont seem so bad. I guess you get used to him over time. But hes still a nob.

    • @LS-ot6vd
      @LS-ot6vd Před 4 měsíci +16

      In my humble opinion, Ricky demonstrates that he is actually very envious of Karl's flair for humour. Karl is *effortlessly* funny, whereas Gervais has to plan and put thought into his comedy.
      And I remember in one particular episode of the RGS, Karl was absent, and Steve and Ricky were struggling to keep the show 'as funny' without him. It annoys me when Ricky is blatantly bullying him and being awful to him. It reminds me of a guy who used to bully me when I was 13. One minute he is your best buddy, but then will mock you and put you down in front of others. So yeah, Ricky can be a real **** at times.

    • @Padraigp
      @Padraigp Před 4 měsíci +9

      @@LS-ot6vd totally it still bugs me when Karl says something true and Ricky laughs and also the way when he mocks Karl about something like evolution he then goes on to mumble something about genes blah blah almost incoherent because he actually doesn't know either. But I try to think of it as just a charecter hes playing ⁰

    • @CedrickTudge
      @CedrickTudge Před 13 dny

      ​@@Padraigpwe're all nobs tho aren't we if we're honest

    • @Padraigp
      @Padraigp Před 13 dny

      @@CedrickTudge only at night lol!>

  • @HA05GER
    @HA05GER Před 2 měsíci +2

    I passed a 7.5mm stone its possible but owinful😢

  • @Tom-bn6pr
    @Tom-bn6pr Před rokem +4

    "use a sausage, I mean why lose a finger?"
    "Weeeeeeeeeeeell I'll tell you why"

  • @LifeOfRy
    @LifeOfRy Před rokem +11

    19:50 "I can't have a feel of the door to see if there's any heat or anything"
    AGAIN, Karl being so impossibly idiotic, it's genius.

  • @DanceySteveYNWA
    @DanceySteveYNWA Před 3 lety +5

    5:23 "He sez", bit gets me every time, as does "Weetabix!" 12:15

  • @kristianstipe
    @kristianstipe Před 4 lety +16

    Karl's movie could make sense if he changed it to the following. Clive and Rebecca plus one more person are scientists experimenting with this brain swopping thing, but so far they haven't had any human volunteers. Then C and R are both in an accident. The left side of her brain is badly damaged but the rest of her is fine. Everything But the left side of C's brain is damaged so he will die. Their scientist collegue, knowing they would agree, then pops C's half brain into her, and then the story works... not that I would watch the peice of crap. :D

    • @ryanlord7658
      @ryanlord7658 Před 3 lety

      Gary P hahah underrated message

    • @KennethKilleen266
      @KennethKilleen266 Před 3 lety

      @Peter Phillips Brilliant

    • @kremlas
      @kremlas Před 3 lety +3

      There actually was a movie made in 1971 in Czech Republic (fine, Czechoslovakia). Called 'Pane, vy jste vdova!' (Sir, you're a widow!), it's an absurd comedy about botched assassinations and brain swaps... and it's only bloody brilliant. And as with many more things, we Czechs were actually first to do it (at least I hope). I know I'm necroing, I don't care. Do yourself a favor and try to find it with subtitles. If you like intelligent, yet wacky humor, you won't regret it. And so even though Karl is technically second at best to come up with the idea, this concept actually works really well.

    • @kremlas
      @kremlas Před 3 lety +1

      I mean I really don't know why I didn't put it here in the first place... www.imdb.com/title/tt0065331/

    • @Nexlated
      @Nexlated Před rokem

      First comment ✅

  • @Ashleyg20239
    @Ashleyg20239 Před 3 měsíci +2

    The half a brain film idea just sounds like the story to cyberpunk 2077 😂😂😂

  • @PaddyRoon7
    @PaddyRoon7 Před 4 měsíci +2

    "Stone cold dead" is the actual phrase in my head now, I can't even remember what the original is.

    • @koboskolors
      @koboskolors Před 3 měsíci +1

      Yea, but which brain came up with it?

  • @ryankennett5605
    @ryankennett5605 Před 8 měsíci +3

    1:01:19 elite part 😭😭😭

  • @theq4602
    @theq4602 Před 3 lety +8

    Karl's idea will be ripped off into a Adam Sandler type film. Mark my word.

    • @jessemccann9711
      @jessemccann9711 Před 3 lety +2

      Which one this video is nearly 4 hours long

    • @daveman-1997
      @daveman-1997 Před 2 lety

      @@jessemccann9711 I think they mean the very first clip, Karl's movie idea.

    • @racheleb143
      @racheleb143 Před rokem +2

      Pretty sure Black Mirror already adapted it into an episode.

    • @theq4602
      @theq4602 Před rokem

      @@daveman-1997 yeah that one

  • @apnerd1741
    @apnerd1741 Před 3 lety +2

    Does anyone have an idea where one could buy seasons 1-3 outside the UK digitally? Amazon didn't allow me to purchase it without a Credit Card based in the UK.

    • @pauliewalnuts2527
      @pauliewalnuts2527 Před rokem

      Does it have to be a credit card or can it be debit? You can buy burner cards online. I bet you can buy UK based burner cards.

  • @kyleknapp2585
    @kyleknapp2585 Před 2 lety +8

    Karl predicted the metaverse 😂

  • @Truffle_Pup
    @Truffle_Pup Před 4 měsíci +5

    "That's an interesting point, not listening to a word Ricky's said."

  • @succumb2
    @succumb2 Před 17 dny +2

    In 2010 Karl Pilkington predicts Apple Vision @ 2:01:20

  • @ronancoriginals1219
    @ronancoriginals1219 Před rokem +2

    HOLY SHIT…Karl’s 4th prediction of the future was spot on. 😮😮😮😮 2hrs 2mins Augmented Reality

  • @Zachhhhhhhhhhhh
    @Zachhhhhhhhhhhh Před 5 měsíci +1

    I got an ad for Clive Owen’s new show on FX during Karl’s Clive Warren movie pitch lol

  • @gagfails4985
    @gagfails4985 Před 8 dny

    OMFG IM CRYING HERE,😂❤ WITH LAUGHING SO MUCH. THIS IS PRICELESS 😅😢😂😂😊😊

  • @AlanFink-wz3zj
    @AlanFink-wz3zj Před 2 měsíci +2

    I FN CANNOT. FOR REAL. SO GOOD. Hahaha. I hate to even stop recording. Wow.

  • @capnbug
    @capnbug Před 3 měsíci +2

    God i love karl. Hes such a treasure

    • @jameshickey1294
      @jameshickey1294 Před 2 měsíci +1

      🤝 agreed....kp plumbing 😂 manmoth .Dyson.the tik tac incident- Maggie. Is he a fishmonger or an artist- so good.. timeless 😂

  • @artemislogic5252
    @artemislogic5252 Před 13 dny +1

    2:02:05 not absolutely mental, thats augmented reality and will be the future, karl is a genius