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  • @Maikoh-ud4eu
    @Maikoh-ud4eu Před měsícem +127

    “Do you believe people can have beef on site?” gets me everytime. Every single clip I’ll happily rewatch 💃🏽

    • @LoneKharnivore
      @LoneKharnivore Před měsícem +17

      *sight

    • @Maikoh-ud4eu
      @Maikoh-ud4eu Před měsícem +1

      @@LoneKharnivore I interpreted it as ‘site’ like area/place, but thank you for taking the time to clarify 😅

    • @tobymortimer13
      @tobymortimer13 Před 23 dny

      @@Maikoh-ud4eu i think you're right, pretty sure it is site. Common way of referring to a school area so i assume so

    • @Jivvi
      @Jivvi Před 10 dny +1

      ​@@tobymortimer13 He rephrases "Me and him had beef on sight," as "As soon as we locked eyes I knew there was going to be an issue." Definitely sight.

    • @tobymortimer13
      @tobymortimer13 Před 8 dny

      @@Jivvi ah, ig i stand corrected

  • @zainabnasiru4642
    @zainabnasiru4642 Před měsícem +65

    The pied piper of literacy will never not make me laugh

  • @freyaa6209
    @freyaa6209 Před měsícem +231

    Have I watched all these clips at least 30 times? Yes. Will I watch the whole of a new 2 and half hour compilation of them again? Also yes. Can’t get enough of this show 😂❤

    • @rolandvirag8522
      @rolandvirag8522 Před měsícem +7

      damn right you are

    • @glenn1534
      @glenn1534 Před měsícem +5

      ...and yes I'll still laugh at most of the jokes I've heard 30 times before 😅

    • @GAGL.Evolution
      @GAGL.Evolution Před 29 dny

      @freyaa6209
      Welcome to the enlightened ❤❤❤

    • @angleruk3190
      @angleruk3190 Před 25 dny +2

      I've seen some more than thirty times 😂 I put it on when I'm driving and let em roll 😅

    • @user-ub8gy1ue4g
      @user-ub8gy1ue4g Před 22 dny +1

      Watched like hundred times , can’t get enough of

  • @stewartmoore5158
    @stewartmoore5158 Před měsícem +45

    His quote was pretty much bang on, why did they think it was a misquote? They rip on him and he was right 😂

    • @andreaskarlsson5251
      @andreaskarlsson5251 Před 18 dny +1

      Yes decently close ,but its a quote about corruption😂

    • @Jivvi
      @Jivvi Před 10 dny +1

      I was thinking the same thing. I reckon they just hadn't heard that quote, and thought he meant a different one.

  • @UltimateTopXOfficial
    @UltimateTopXOfficial Před měsícem +47

    The "Die a hero..." quote was accurate.

    • @BenjaminGoose
      @BenjaminGoose Před měsícem

      Yeah if you're some kind of comic book guy.

    • @rooty
      @rooty Před 25 dny +6

      ​@@BenjaminGooseit's from a giant blockbuster movie

    • @rhodarivera3148
      @rhodarivera3148 Před 24 dny

      🕸️🦸‍♂️

    • @joedwyer3297
      @joedwyer3297 Před 12 dny

      ​@@rootyno its not its from batman

    • @rooty
      @rooty Před 12 dny +1

      @@joedwyer3297 which grossed a billion dollars

  • @udayshankarr2327
    @udayshankarr2327 Před měsícem +61

    Pied piper of literacy 😂😂😂

  • @JustJoshing..
    @JustJoshing.. Před měsícem +64

    Greg and Lee's interaction about Greg being a teacher is one of my favourite bits on this show...

  • @mavenfrankeus7287
    @mavenfrankeus7287 Před měsícem +30

    When I'm at the retirement home or lying at home in my later years I will have Bob Mortimer on every day talking about the Hand Lion...

  • @denisegreene8441
    @denisegreene8441 Před měsícem +50

    As an adult i understand i have OCD tendencies but as a kid i was just the kid in class that was super organized. I actually had a guy come up to me in class and he offered to pay me to organize his desk drawer. Once a week we would get marks on how tidy and organized our desks were. He was desperate to get some extra points. Anyway.. i did it and he won. He came in to " review " everything so he knew where everything was and when the teacher tested him on how fast he could find the correct subject notebook he passed. He paid me for the rest of the yr to do it and by the end of the yr he had actually become very tidy / organized on his own. We were in a split grade class ( grades 6 & 7) so he then went on to highschool a yr ahead of me. When i went on to highschool he came up to me and thanked me for helping him so much. He was popular, i was not. The simple fact of him talking to me in the hallways stopped the other "popular kids" from picking on me. Every good deed should be paid forward.

    • @GAGL.Evolution
      @GAGL.Evolution Před 23 dny +2

      @denisegreene8441
      You've got yourself the outline of a script on your hands.😊👍🏅

  • @invincibleajay
    @invincibleajay Před měsícem +52

    So heart warming to see Robert lost for words seeing his childhood crush. Bless him!

    • @RoganBits
      @RoganBits Před 26 dny

      no. That was creepy as hell.

    • @ellicel
      @ellicel Před 3 dny

      I thought it was sweet. I really felt for him being at a loss for words even after all these years. I'm glad Edward was quite gracious.

  • @1JOE4U
    @1JOE4U Před měsícem +45

    the american useage of "rubber" changes the story and reaction drastically

    • @BigBoiCannon
      @BigBoiCannon Před měsícem +2

      yes exactly, i was so confused as to why no one was making a joke about it

    • @theo1856
      @theo1856 Před měsícem

      like a condom

  • @drivethru6155
    @drivethru6155 Před měsícem +22

    That one with Miles is one of the best segments ever in WILTY, I'll never get tired of it even after seeing it at least 30 times

  • @jordanalexander4215
    @jordanalexander4215 Před měsícem +40

    The lie about Greg’s mate Gavin and the creme egg is hilarious because I had a teacher called Gavin who is best mates with Greg Davies. I could totally picture it 🤣

    • @Maikoh-ud4eu
      @Maikoh-ud4eu Před měsícem +22

      I’m pretty sure he was picturing your teacher in this story hence he was able to see it so clearly in his head 🤣

    • @pamflux9587
      @pamflux9587 Před měsícem +6

      Yeah that one got me because I knew he hadn’t made Gavin up

    • @benjones8594
      @benjones8594 Před měsícem

      @@pamflux9587The best lies are hidden in truths

  • @ronnythu6328
    @ronnythu6328 Před měsícem +20

    Vegetables!! 😂😂

  • @Manatee724
    @Manatee724 Před měsícem +6

    I love Judge Rinder. He just seems like a wholesome and fun dude.

  • @lloydnyako6060
    @lloydnyako6060 Před 10 dny +3

    Filly explaining what Big up means to Lee is so hilarious to me. My two different content worlds collide

  • @ykskes2561
    @ykskes2561 Před měsícem +8

    We went to Paris with school and when it was time to go from the Eiffel Tower area back to the hotel we had a head count in the bus… yup everyone was there according to the teacher and went off to our hotel… this was about 6:30 pm… back in the hotel everything was al fun and great until one of the classmates asked if we’d seen “boys name” ( can’t remember his name ) lately, because he was not in his room or anywhere to be found… this was about 11:30pm when we found out 🤣🫣
    Teachers in full panic mode going onto searching the boy and went back to where we last seen him at the Eiffel Tower and luckily he was clever enough to hang around and waited to be eventually picked up 😅 poor sod 😅🤣

  • @daisy4866
    @daisy4866 Před 16 dny +1

    Oh thank you so much for showing this. I get the feeling there was quite a rescue job with the actual film which made it even more special. ❤

  • @PennyCornish-up2zi
    @PennyCornish-up2zi Před 3 dny

    Watched more than thirty times, watch it every day. I love Lee and David, they play off each other brilliantly. The guests are top quality, I love Bob Mortimer in the mix as well. My son and his wife saw Lee at an hotel recently, he kindly had a selfie with both of them. Sadly I missed out. Maybe I’ll see David somewhere. Great show, always cheers you up even if you don’t watch it and just listen to them. Keep these series running, it’s hilarious. xxxx 😁💕

  • @RachelHarvey-do2ds
    @RachelHarvey-do2ds Před 25 dny +3

    Snorkel parka music practice room will never not make me laugh 😂

  • @willhunt6897
    @willhunt6897 Před 18 dny

    I’ve seen sooo many WILTY comps at this point in which many of these clips have appeared, but this might be one of the best themes for a compilation I’ve seen! Hilarious 😂

  • @dropzoneau8632
    @dropzoneau8632 Před 14 dny +1

    This show rocks!! No other words needed.

  • @greenie2390
    @greenie2390 Před měsícem +5

    Ohhh! Good for Lee at about 1:46:00 as that was such a catty comment that one lady said to the Caprisun mom.

  • @amandainsa1048
    @amandainsa1048 Před 18 dny +1

    Greg Davies' "UhVEGtabuls"/Field Trip Anecdote
    🤣🤣🤣

  • @NotDone-bt2hz
    @NotDone-bt2hz Před 26 dny

    I love this guy's smile!❤

  • @RukhsarSanjaree
    @RukhsarSanjaree Před měsícem +1

    I love the bit where Ian was the guest and it was obviously Carol because Lee and David were so invested in each other's lies 😅

  • @yaniquedickson8276
    @yaniquedickson8276 Před 5 dny

    1:57 when Filly said big up craig and tashaun and then Lee said "big up craig" 🤣🤣🤣. I wonder was he asking if the dudes name is big up craid?

  • @daniellemurphy9755
    @daniellemurphy9755 Před 21 dnem +2

    LMAO, I'm an American and one of the nicknames for a condom is a rubber so i had to listen to the story for a few mins like this 🤨🤔 because surely he wasn't talking about rubbers as in condoms...

  • @vickywitton1008
    @vickywitton1008 Před 19 dny +2

    I used to do plastic work at school. I think it was short lived!

  • @trevorwaters4591
    @trevorwaters4591 Před měsícem +1

    Great! Thx.

  • @GingerCC-he8be
    @GingerCC-he8be Před 24 dny +1

    One more watch and I will be able to recite each clip from memory, yet I still laugh😂

  • @peaceman97amd97
    @peaceman97amd97 Před 29 dny +1

    Lee trolling David on his middle class status gets me all the time

  • @user-nf7tt2uo1r
    @user-nf7tt2uo1r Před měsícem +1

    Wow! The editors are as brilliant as the comedians! All the fat is trimmed and nothing but comedy gold!

  • @will9523
    @will9523 Před 19 hodinami

    The two hour length is great. Play to my sloth content creators, play away.

  • @RinZ3993
    @RinZ3993 Před 25 dny

    With the first one about the goalie falling asleep they should've gone: it's true but he just doesn't remember cuz he was asleep 😂

  • @henners1574
    @henners1574 Před 16 dny

    Yung Filly 😂

  • @roderos
    @roderos Před 21 dnem

    Took me a while he was talking about an eraser, I was thinking something else😂

  • @angleruk3190
    @angleruk3190 Před 25 dny +1

    We've all been Bafter nominated 😅

  • @kribz4576
    @kribz4576 Před měsícem +1

    That chris is hilarious

  • @thavith
    @thavith Před 29 dny +1

    Vegetables... Best one for me

  • @c_a_l_l_a_n
    @c_a_l_l_a_n Před 23 dny +2

    As an American... The Cleaning Rubbers section was extra funny 😅

  • @coreyblakee332
    @coreyblakee332 Před 20 dny

    What is the full clip of this?

  • @Grail-md5er
    @Grail-md5er Před měsícem

    hahaha this bloody teachers!!!

  • @matthewkemmer
    @matthewkemmer Před měsícem +4

    help an american out at 30:00 : what the hell is a rubber to a british person?

    • @helpinghand123
      @helpinghand123 Před měsícem +11

      Eraser. The thing at the end of a pencil but they also come as tiny blocks

    • @snoason1930
      @snoason1930 Před 6 dny

      ​@@helpinghand123dude that was fucking hilarious

  • @Nyro254
    @Nyro254 Před měsícem +11

    I was sold on that Philly lie 😲

    • @txxxx100
      @txxxx100 Před 26 dny

      It was the way he’d voluntarily give details and tell the story. I’m honestly convinced the lie was only the fact that he fell asleep

  • @jarlamtoft2307
    @jarlamtoft2307 Před 2 dny

    What does she mean “onions have that shape”, does it not occur to her that it would have been chopped onion?

  • @rrahmanov
    @rrahmanov Před 17 dny

    Do you need rebooting? 😂

  • @skaughtsavage
    @skaughtsavage Před 18 dny

    As a North American... the term "rubbers" means something very different. I was so very confused at first.

  • @bc4yt
    @bc4yt Před měsícem +1

    And now all Robert's accounts are hacked 😂

  • @josemaria8177
    @josemaria8177 Před měsícem +17

    Listening to these stories you'd think that british schools would be the funniest place on earth

    • @TheModicaLiszt
      @TheModicaLiszt Před měsícem +10

      They are, school is just bants

    • @karry299
      @karry299 Před měsícem

      That must be why Britain is going to hell in a handbasket. The teachers are useless morons like Greg and that indian-slash-black dude.
      Not that i'm complaining, UK has deserved to be put on her knees for a long time, it's been a long wait.

    • @akgoesdroning
      @akgoesdroning Před měsícem +1

      Pure bants

    • @invincibleajay
      @invincibleajay Před měsícem +2

      Yes they are. I had the best time at school, so many stories like this. Some teachers were awesome and some we took the mickey out of. Pure laughs.

    • @ripdbtpoo1441
      @ripdbtpoo1441 Před měsícem +2

      Is "bants" just the word "banter" for lazy people ? We really are sliding towards Orwell's Newspeak, aren't we ?

  • @deborahduthie4519
    @deborahduthie4519 Před 23 dny +1

    My brother when only six, that he could be in the play but only to mime because he sung too deep and too loud, compared to the other boys. His daughter h ad the same deep voice and wasn’t allowed to sing in the school choir

  • @OGU44
    @OGU44 Před 23 dny

    how the hell is this uploaded 12 seconds ago yet there is two week old comments

  • @allafleche
    @allafleche Před 17 dny

    The story at 16:00 i find particularly shocking, this guy is a pure bully

  • @DanielPendery
    @DanielPendery Před 21 dnem

    I grew up in Leicestershire, pukka pies were in all the chippies. They were always gruesome, nasty, full of crap. I hate Greggs, but their steak bake is much better than pukka. Having said I’d never pay for a steak bake again. They’re both utter poo, hardly any meat, lots of shite filler, upf crap.

  • @GAGL.Evolution
    @GAGL.Evolution Před 29 dny

    I'm going Eastwoods
    Clint Eastwood's

  • @Starchild42
    @Starchild42 Před 13 dny

    First time I've seen Ade since Rik passed...love them!!!😜😜

  • @kellyhartley2693
    @kellyhartley2693 Před 20 dny

    I think this a bit iffy. I understand weed is legal in California but it is not legal everywhere. People still go to gaol for possession of the devil's lettuce.

  • @Egghead100
    @Egghead100 Před 7 dny

    Pitty that Lee breaks character from time to time and Mr. Entitled Showbiz comes out. When he piped down Patrick Kielty, it was out of order. Although seemingly in jest, it was anything but. It was an assertion of dominance, of im the big shot comedian here boy, you'll speak when it's your turn and certainly not when IM GIVING MY 'OFF THE CUFF 'improv' THAT IVE SPENT ALL NIGHT LEARNING

  • @StefhanJKR
    @StefhanJKR Před měsícem +1

    man when are they bringing Filly back

  • @huskyman1061
    @huskyman1061 Před měsícem

    1000 liker

  • @markstevens9660
    @markstevens9660 Před měsícem +2

    How many ads ….like one every 90 secs 🤷🏼‍♂️

  • @MaxStArlyn
    @MaxStArlyn Před měsícem

    51:20 Ghaaaaiiiiiiii

  • @donaldcampbell3043
    @donaldcampbell3043 Před měsícem

    She is pretty... it doesn't seem right

  • @helloserena
    @helloserena Před měsícem

    Is the audio out of sync for anyone else?

  • @agentXphoenix
    @agentXphoenix Před 15 dny

    Well that was... underwhelming. At first I thought they were only going to celebrate my least favourite Pixar films... But at least the Incredibles, Miguel, and Monster's Inc wer kind of represented. You could do a lot better, Disney!!!

  • @jessbarnes8521
    @jessbarnes8521 Před dnem

    It would be too painful to rub stinging nettles on your face and very unattractive.

  • @Superman679
    @Superman679 Před 16 dny +1

    That crack about Birmingham UK, explains a lot about Birmingham Alabama, where Moscow Marge, MTG is from

  • @davidware9549
    @davidware9549 Před 14 dny

    The first one I went to sedgehill school