Jake Paul's New Scam - H3 Podcast

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  • @AlkaPwn
    @AlkaPwn Před 4 lety +676

    Ethan: "I've eaten ass"
    Camera: Hard cut to Hila

  • @NikhilGokhale
    @NikhilGokhale Před 4 lety +1600

    Ian: doesn’t have a strong opinion
    Ethan: why do you even live, Ian

    • @B-RaDD
      @B-RaDD Před 4 lety +14

      😂😂😂

    • @bestboy897
      @bestboy897 Před 4 lety +4

      Yep

    • @austinprice770
      @austinprice770 Před 4 lety +53

      It is kind of annoying how he always tries to dodge questions

    • @Riccelen
      @Riccelen Před 4 lety +44

      austin price I find it hilarious, he does it on purpose to bug Ethan and I just love how bothered he gets

    • @sacious
      @sacious Před 4 lety +1

      Gokanaru

  • @babyBELUGAr
    @babyBELUGAr Před 4 lety +339

    Hearing someone laughing in the control room through the wall and seeing ethans eyes light up and him going at a joke even harder is so fun

  • @manunitedoskar
    @manunitedoskar Před 4 lety +1236

    Pewdiepie is like that friend telling you should hang out every summer, but it never happens

    • @damonkeydub
      @damonkeydub Před 4 lety +21

      It's been a month every podcast starts with "no pewds" can you imagine, when he's actually gonne be HERE. It's gonna be great ! No expectation for next week tho. The guy just married and said on his channel he was taking a break from youtube after daily videos for 7 years. I can't be mad at him for having a REAL break from youtube, take yo time pewds

    • @drzaious8136
      @drzaious8136 Před 4 lety +13

      Maybe you should get a clue. The "friend" doesn't like you

    • @stonecoldperla
      @stonecoldperla Před 4 lety +13

      I am that friend.. ugh I'm the worst

    • @ggelston97
      @ggelston97 Před 4 lety +7

      @@stonecoldperla why do you do this?

    • @Stinkyboi
      @Stinkyboi Před 4 lety +4

      Imma just let the man enjoy his break off youtube for a bit

  • @rang3nmag3
    @rang3nmag3 Před 4 lety +396

    Honestly, ian, zach and Dan are the best "guests" you guys ever have
    Always the best episodes with the OGS

    • @trppstar
      @trppstar Před 4 lety +32

      Yeah I know, I thought it was just me, I like the episodes better when it's just them

    • @ayarikiyo2178
      @ayarikiyo2178 Před 4 lety +6

      Agreed.

    • @Yumemaru.
      @Yumemaru. Před 4 lety

      Yes.

    • @megan530
      @megan530 Před 4 lety +2

      I find myself missing them when they have guests haha! But I also enjoy the guests they have because it gives them more to talk about

    • @abygailb6023
      @abygailb6023 Před 3 lety

      Bro when Ethan was like he should live with that label
      Dan: Jew?

  • @TheNumberTwelve
    @TheNumberTwelve Před 4 lety +135

    Jake Paul: “school doesn’t teach you anything useful about being financially secure”
    Also Jake Paul: “give me $20 a month for me to make CZcams videos about making CZcams videos”

  • @staudy5658
    @staudy5658 Před 2 lety +36

    *condom breaks*
    Ethan: "There's no such thing as a coincidence."

    • @felci
      @felci Před 2 lety +2

      byeee i was omw to comment this

  • @animerror_
    @animerror_ Před 4 lety +2008

    "unfortunately, Pewdiepie couldn't make it" should be a sound bite at this point

    • @drivebybodypierce
      @drivebybodypierce Před 4 lety +63

      Great observation. They should start every show off with that, even if he does ever come on...

    • @Sukhraj_Sekhon
      @Sukhraj_Sekhon Před 4 lety +56

      @@drivebybodypierce they are... that's the joke

    • @coadymacmillan2759
      @coadymacmillan2759 Před 4 lety +11

      @@drivebybodypierce is he actually supposed to or is this a joke, ha

    • @jonathanscott907
      @jonathanscott907 Před 4 lety +5

      We just need to leave our king alone and let him be free to live life, he shouldnt even come back to youtube.

    • @markopolo2224
      @markopolo2224 Před 4 lety

      true

  • @gasdragon
    @gasdragon Před 4 lety +537

    I love how Ian switches the cam to Hila whenever Ethan says something juicy about his sex life.

    • @lis7742
      @lis7742 Před 4 lety +86

      Hila's just there like 😬😬😬😬

    • @sacious
      @sacious Před 4 lety +3

      Gokanaru

    • @joshuamark3897
      @joshuamark3897 Před 4 lety +23

      right Hila?

    • @Orlando-go1tb
      @Orlando-go1tb Před 4 lety +1

      Joshua Mark BACK ME UP ZACH

    • @Terrobility
      @Terrobility Před 4 lety +1

      @@sacious Only if you knew what would happen 3 months later...

  • @TheRchivist
    @TheRchivist Před 4 lety +545

    I can't imagine myself not watching this show for the rest of my life

    • @Laremy
      @Laremy Před 4 lety +2

      TheRchivist 16:29 🤣😂🤣😂😂😃😄😂😅

    • @radbug
      @radbug Před 4 lety +3

      I live and breathe H3H3.
      i just un-paused this video at the perfect moment to her Ethan say: "KA-BLOOMBerg"
      i think this is my new favorite nickname: KABOOMBERG!

    • @Drewstheman05
      @Drewstheman05 Před 4 lety

      Me too! ❤️

  • @bbchillen5796
    @bbchillen5796 Před 4 lety +26

    "Whats the question? Is a nipple a tit?" - Ian
    Funniest part of the whole episode

  • @desmondgreer7384
    @desmondgreer7384 Před 4 lety +1105

    This podcast bangs the most without guests to be honest. So good

    • @yugambhateja6236
      @yugambhateja6236 Před 4 lety +32

      100%

    • @solame10101
      @solame10101 Před 4 lety +35

      Depends on the guest. Comedians or people that are generally good on podcasts have vibed the best on here. Non guest episodes too often have ethan ranting

    • @thomasalias8492
      @thomasalias8492 Před 4 lety +5

      Yea, because it goes from a discussion amongst friends to just an interview.

    • @danielamin
      @danielamin Před 4 lety

      Ditto a billion times.

    • @johnnys7875
      @johnnys7875 Před 4 lety +6

      That's only because Ethan can't interview for shit but I agree

  • @poopbuDDiesfan
    @poopbuDDiesfan Před 4 lety +485

    Ethan and Hila: What’s your type Zach?
    Zach: Long brown hair, petite, beautiful smile...
    Hila: *Nervous laughter*

    • @dankyyoodle
      @dankyyoodle Před 4 lety

      Her smile kinda, you know

    • @voiceofdreams762
      @voiceofdreams762 Před 4 lety +24

      i thought about belle :D

    • @Cron0s91
      @Cron0s91 Před 4 lety +11

      Hila is the complete opposite of petite dude.

    • @jillianc7485
      @jillianc7485 Před 4 lety +11

      do me a favor and look up what the word “petite” means

    • @p0lish
      @p0lish Před 4 lety +2

      when shes sitting shes half size tho. thoughts?

  • @Sithassassin9
    @Sithassassin9 Před 4 lety +161

    Ethan: what is your type?
    Zac: *describes Hila*

    • @redsonja2291
      @redsonja2291 Před 4 lety +19

      Petite means short...

    • @Sithassassin9
      @Sithassassin9 Před 4 lety +12

      Red Sonja no, it doesn’t...

    • @redsonja2291
      @redsonja2291 Před 4 lety +6

      @@Sithassassin9 yes, it does, what do you think it means if not that?

    • @Sithassassin9
      @Sithassassin9 Před 4 lety +9

      Red Sonja the literal definition...... “(of a woman) having a small and attractively dainty build.” Doesn’t say short boss

    • @redsonja2291
      @redsonja2291 Před 4 lety +13

      @@Sithassassin9 (of a woman) attractively small and dainty. Don't add words. There is a reason why they call clothes for short people petite, it's so that tall people won't buy those jeans because they will be very short on their legs.

  • @loomst718
    @loomst718 Před 4 lety +47

    the fact that jake paul acts like he represents "my generation" makes me very scared

  • @benjaminschramm1309
    @benjaminschramm1309 Před 4 lety +796

    How to drag fans along: "I swear, Pewdiepie will be here next week"

    • @arbonzuckerberg4723
      @arbonzuckerberg4723 Před 4 lety +3

      that sound bite ruined it

    • @JFKussy
      @JFKussy Před 4 lety +19

      their new gag is to say that at the top of every single episode

    • @dankmheems290
      @dankmheems290 Před 4 lety +7

      Pewdiepie probably keeps dodging so he can roll in on a gold Gatsby with his viewer count on the front.

    • @jmoney7289
      @jmoney7289 Před 4 lety +2

      AMR AMR I see you saw the whole last one

    • @bigfeasters420
      @bigfeasters420 Před 4 lety +1

      You aint a real h3 fan😤😤

  • @markh720
    @markh720 Před 4 lety +764

    Pewdiepie: turns up
    Ethan: Unfortunately Pewdiepie couldn’t make it today

    • @matiasg19
      @matiasg19 Před 4 lety +12

      ... instead we have Felix today.

    • @myoume987
      @myoume987 Před 4 lety +7

      lol I'd actually love if he said that and ignored Felix lol

    • @maggifrischundlecker5349
      @maggifrischundlecker5349 Před 4 lety +5

      Sry the front door isnt working...

    • @Arken_i_parken
      @Arken_i_parken Před 4 lety +2

      *dan proceeds to silently execute pewdiepie before he can enter the studio*

  • @sydneycosta202
    @sydneycosta202 Před 4 lety +41

    “I like it” will always be my favorite sound bite

  • @somestrayan4682
    @somestrayan4682 Před 4 lety +131

    I feel joy every time Ian refuses to answer a question, not being sarcastic.

    • @Mojojojo85757
      @Mojojojo85757 Před 2 lety +1

      Same . I’m so petty 🤣 and I know it irks Ethan 🤣🤣 Ian’s such a G

  • @_booth7992
    @_booth7992 Před 4 lety +222

    Ethan: “I have eaten ass out of the shower”
    Camera cuts to Hila...

    • @ArmanBaig
      @ArmanBaig Před 4 lety +5

      “Yeah...”

    • @jessicamessicaYT
      @jessicamessicaYT Před 3 lety +23

      I would never marry anyone that doesn’t treat my freshly showered body like a buffet.

  • @Shloopers
    @Shloopers Před 4 lety +155

    One of the best parts about these podcasts is the quiet laughter the ass men provide when their mics arent on, perfect subtle laugh track

  • @DarkLimaBean
    @DarkLimaBean Před 4 lety +320

    This show makes me so happy. I actually like it best when there are no guests, you guys all just have the perfect chemistry and it's always hilarious.

    • @LadyLitka
      @LadyLitka Před 4 lety +4

      Solona N Exactly!!!

    • @itsanowl2349
      @itsanowl2349 Před 4 lety +7

      Plus the solo shows are usually longer! I always click on a new podcast hoping it'll be 3 hours or longer.

    • @mikayla6386
      @mikayla6386 Před 4 lety +1

      Solona N Yes!!

  • @ryanbailey1651
    @ryanbailey1651 Před 4 lety +119

    “Guys let’s just refer to Sam as Wild Card so they won’t know her name”
    “Alright sounds good”
    *gets on the air
    “Alright remember we are calling SAM by the name Wild Card”

  • @Speetlebeetle
    @Speetlebeetle Před 4 lety +53

    Zach's camera looks like he wiped it off with a lotion tissue like a Fancy Kleenex

  • @dankmheems290
    @dankmheems290 Před 4 lety +570

    I swear Ethan does the intros just to piss off Hila and it makes her laugh.

    • @Das_Vert
      @Das_Vert Před 4 lety +23

      She’s a nervous laugher. Even when Ethan is cringe as fuck, she laughs.

    • @Stringz
      @Stringz Před 4 lety +10

      Dank Mheems I don’t think he does it to piss her off... it’s like a fun thing... it’s cute actually it’s like she’s the only one that exists in these moments. He’s just staring at her every time.
      Maybe she’s a lil annoyed sometimes, but I doubt it’s really that much.

    • @dankmheems290
      @dankmheems290 Před 4 lety +2

      @@Stringz I think she finds the weird things he does to be endearing. Like a child only a Mother could love hahaha.

    • @Bloody_crow
      @Bloody_crow Před 4 lety

      Don't forget, Hila loves the cringe too, even when she makes those faces.

  • @ericav9363
    @ericav9363 Před 4 lety +277

    I knew 100% when Ian said don’t say her name it would only be a matter of seconds before Ethan actually said it. 😂

    • @googleuser859
      @googleuser859 Před 4 lety +12

      He done it to get back at Ian, ethan needs to feel like he's the boss and most important person there. If you go against it, on pourpse or not you will be punished.

    • @tronsnow4763
      @tronsnow4763 Před 4 lety +4

      Haha it’s a podcast, not a crime family

    • @goldcrocodile5608
      @goldcrocodile5608 Před 3 lety +1

      @@googleuser859 nazi Germany all over again eh

  • @InvisibleHeavy
    @InvisibleHeavy Před 4 lety +13

    16:07 the way ethan giggles as he says "penetrate yOU" is so precious

  • @davec8473
    @davec8473 Před 4 lety +10

    That first conversation was the best H3 experience of my life

  • @izzymay5843
    @izzymay5843 Před 4 lety +382

    Can we add “I’m trying to run a business” to H3 podcast bingo

  • @Endlessshadow1032
    @Endlessshadow1032 Před 4 lety +305

    When the episode starts out like it’s the end of the episode you know it’s going to be a good one.

    • @Bangford
      @Bangford Před 4 lety

      How do you know what happens at the end of the show?

    • @MikeWatches
      @MikeWatches Před 4 lety +10

      Toby Langford you never watch before? The ending is always hectic . Just like the beginning was this time

    • @lordmoldybutt36
      @lordmoldybutt36 Před 4 lety +2

      Frigg off rick

    • @incognitorat8058
      @incognitorat8058 Před 4 lety

      you have put it in words

    • @tylerbeerman572
      @tylerbeerman572 Před 4 lety +1

      Yea we are 10 minutes in and this is fire

  • @TheRchivist
    @TheRchivist Před 4 lety +10

    The stuff Ethan was saying about learning through experimenting things in life and that no knowledge is valuable if you haven't tested it by yourself before is some of the realest things I've heard in a long time. This was quote worthy

  • @bakicci
    @bakicci Před 4 lety +6

    As a college age kid, I can say that the youtubers i grew up on and keep watching are the wholesome but popular lads like: Jenna Marbles, Ryan Higa, and Pewdiepie

  • @diabl2master
    @diabl2master Před 4 lety +503

    Ian is way more down for banter now, since he's got a gf... his neurotransmitters are in balance now I think

    • @Laremy
      @Laremy Před 4 lety +6

      Davy Ker 16:29 “was it a full fist?”

    • @FightFireWitFIre
      @FightFireWitFIre Před 4 lety +10

      People say a gf "won't fix your sorry ass" but honestly, it's a huge confidence boost and makes it easier to talk to people

    • @stevnated
      @stevnated Před 4 lety

      @@buttbong Exactly

    • @theceech
      @theceech Před 5 měsíci

      @@FightFireWitFIre get therapy

  • @myyoutubeaccount4282
    @myyoutubeaccount4282 Před 4 lety +234

    Hila looks so embarrassed by the intro, bless her lol.

  • @ralexandra1058
    @ralexandra1058 Před 4 lety +16

    🤣 Jake’s inappropriate use of there/their in his tweet about education has me in tears...... lmao. That tells you everything you need to know.

  • @kaylamucciolo2677
    @kaylamucciolo2677 Před 3 lety +8

    Zach: “what’s a 2 outta 10 boob?”
    I need answers

  • @eatmywellies6523
    @eatmywellies6523 Před 4 lety +218

    Ian “I just really love a good personality, y’know”
    Ethan “dude why do we even have him, like, why do you even have a mic dude?”

  • @amdent2
    @amdent2 Před 4 lety +149

    I'm 47 minutes in and this is like one of my favorite podcasts you guys have done. The whole crew seems happy; Ethan is controlling the podcast well, Hila is speaking up, Dan is jumping in appropriately, Zach is on point with those sound bites, and even Ian is finally saying something. Keep it up guys, proud of you.

    • @callumboscoe8685
      @callumboscoe8685 Před 4 lety +1

      Alan Dent Ethan isn’t being say as many stupid things as usual

    • @amdent2
      @amdent2 Před 4 lety

      @@callumboscoe8685 I know right? This is kind of fucking awesome

    • @baljeet6983
      @baljeet6983 Před 4 lety

      Fax this is hype

    • @taylikestoast484
      @taylikestoast484 Před 4 lety +1

      Glad to see a positive comment about the podcast after everyone raging over the papajohn episode.

    • @imuncomfbecuzihavsubsandno4371
      @imuncomfbecuzihavsubsandno4371 Před 4 lety +3

      Taylor Kinas correction: after everyone unjustly raging over the papa johns episode

  • @theelectronicsoldier5796
    @theelectronicsoldier5796 Před 4 lety +14

    Finally I walk into the podcast and Ian is speaking, not only that its banter. A great podcast, is when all the boys are speaking and going after each other, or just talking in general

  • @void7100
    @void7100 Před 4 lety +14

    Ian seems so much happier lately aw

  • @kristalc701
    @kristalc701 Před 4 lety +444

    This show doesn’t need guests it’s perfect as it is

    • @soobi609able
      @soobi609able Před 4 lety +41

      Kristal C I agree. Honestly I prefer when there’s no guests 😂♥️

    • @DaddysBathTime
      @DaddysBathTime Před 4 lety +4

      Perfect for children, amirite?

    • @solarsombrero227
      @solarsombrero227 Před 4 lety +6

      Except Jake and Erik! They are perfect for this format.

    • @memescoper
      @memescoper Před 4 lety +3

      It's cause ethan is a terrible interviewer unfortunately. Not trying to shit on ethan though, it is certainly harder than it looks and i certainly couldnt do it

    • @Yousuck00
      @Yousuck00 Před 4 lety +1

      Unless the Papa himself wants to come back & hang out with the Fupa Nation.

  • @earfwerm
    @earfwerm Před 4 lety +283

    “Let’s call her Wildcard”
    “Okay so Sam and Ian..”

    • @Eriey3
      @Eriey3 Před 4 lety +1

      I just got to that part and am crying laughing 😂😂😂😂😂 oh my god

    • @aidan8379
      @aidan8379 Před 4 lety +1

      I was dying lolol

  • @chiwiks
    @chiwiks Před 4 lety +86

    Ian is lookin like a man who's about to quit his job

  • @mori5271
    @mori5271 Před 4 lety +23

    "That turns me on" is my favourite soundbite

  • @JuJuBeansss
    @JuJuBeansss Před 4 lety +155

    As someone that has actually lived in New York for most of my life. I have to say Bloomberg has divided New York and seriously targeted minorities in stop and frisks and general police surveillance. It genuinely affected many families and for me as a Latino have also been targeted. Imagine you taking the train to class and getting stopped twice in the train station that you enter and leave on for 10 mins so they can search your bag and look at you as if you’re criminal just for the color of your skin. Either way love ya papa bless but just know that it’s a lot more serious than you think.

    • @Cron0s91
      @Cron0s91 Před 4 lety +3

      Yeah idk is Ethan talking about every New Yorker liking him...

    • @theangrycheeto
      @theangrycheeto Před 4 lety

      That sounds infuriating

    • @dankdegl612
      @dankdegl612 Před 4 lety

      That sounds messed up dude, I hope it does down and gets better. Wishing u and your family the best in the future!

    • @imuncomfbecuzihavsubsandno4371
      @imuncomfbecuzihavsubsandno4371 Před 4 lety

      Julio Angel dang son. New York gotta get their $h1t together this is just pathetic at this point.

    • @vanessaluna1838
      @vanessaluna1838 Před 4 lety +1

      Going to class sucked so much,having to be late bc cops had to be nosey and go through my backpack 3 times a week on the train “randomly”

  • @yakedent
    @yakedent Před 4 lety +613

    Ethan “Pewdiepie couldn’t make it today” Klein

  • @danielamin
    @danielamin Před 4 lety +72

    "Hey I'm Jake Paul, I'm here to teach you how to be born attractive and rich and stumble ass-first into fame to become even richer without doing any reputable work."

    • @kelliealvarez4955
      @kelliealvarez4955 Před 4 lety +15

      Attractive??

    • @CountrySteve2
      @CountrySteve2 Před 4 lety +1

      Back in the 50s they had classes that taught students how to do common household things back then like balance a check book, pay bills, do laundry, cook a nutritional meal without spending a lot , changing a tire. Even when I was in high school we had classes that taught those things even simple parenting skills, how loans and interest rates work, my driver's ed class taught us how to change a tire,check the oil etz so I'm curious what the heck they teach in school? Besides the usual stuff,duh. If these aren't being taught it's bc some idiot decided it was sexist or some other excuse"why should I have to learn how to compute percentages so I understand how taxes work just while shopping?"

    • @Bloody_crow
      @Bloody_crow Před 4 lety +2

      @@CountrySteve2 Welp, there's a variety of reasons. Over a long period, school funding plummeted, teachers pay stagnated, all while class sizes ballooned. Too many kids, not enough wages. Plus the increasing technology meant there was other skills to teach, like computer sciences. I had an astronomy class in high school. That's all it taught, star stuff. Loved the class, and I can still point out some constellations because of it, so I'm not knocking it.
      I digress. "What happened to schools" is a complicated issue more stemming from economical changes and not social ones.

  • @kaitlinsumner2890
    @kaitlinsumner2890 Před 4 lety +2

    I’ve been watching for years and I just want to say that you guys make me smile even on the worst days. I am usually an episode or two behind because I save them to watch when I’m on my way home from work or getting ready in the morning. I’m a nurse and some days it feels like the world is just trash but when I tune in to the podcast I’m laughing and smiling and my day gets a little lighter. Thank you guys for making me have better days! ❤️

  • @Barboron
    @Barboron Před 4 lety +87

    Zach: All the applicants are dogs
    Also Zach: I think as you mature you get tolike natural beauty and personality

  • @YetiThaGr8
    @YetiThaGr8 Před 4 lety +842

    Speaking of Cody Ko.....
    Petition for Cody and Noel to come on the podcast starts here!

    • @Le_Mer
      @Le_Mer Před 4 lety +2

      PLEASE

    • @xx-gd1gb
      @xx-gd1gb Před 4 lety

      Thank you 👌

    • @mowganashwey
      @mowganashwey Před 4 lety +19

      I'd love to see them on the podcast. I think they would have good chemistry.. or it would be a glorious disaster.

    • @seifalghazaly4320
      @seifalghazaly4320 Před 4 lety +1

      Please god

    • @supboi1734
      @supboi1734 Před 4 lety +3

      That would be lit

  • @OsirisT
    @OsirisT Před 4 lety +29

    "they were boiling it in water" 😂 Hila once again killing it with the Zingers

  • @conservativecatlady1594
    @conservativecatlady1594 Před 4 lety +2

    The best part of any and every h3 podcast are the laughs in the background lmaoooooo. ALWAYS make me laugh lmfao

  • @greenshark45
    @greenshark45 Před 4 lety +216

    Zach saying "Yes I've eaten ass yes" has to be a sound bite!!
    14:57

    • @prestonbowden
      @prestonbowden Před 4 lety +1

      greenshark45 I read that exactly when he said it

    • @_Damn
      @_Damn Před 4 lety +2

      I can't think of a single scenario where it could be used but it would be funny to just randomly play I guess.

    • @dereklouster4283
      @dereklouster4283 Před 4 lety

      Please

  • @WolfyPlays
    @WolfyPlays Před 4 lety +114

    2035 - Welcome to H3 podcast, today we have the great kanye west and kim Kardashian here, unfortunately pewdiepie couldn't make it, we are trying to reschedule him to next week so stay tuned guys.

    • @no7581
      @no7581 Před 4 lety

      As if pewds will bw active then 😂

  • @cookiemonsterqp
    @cookiemonsterqp Před 4 lety +15

    another instance of Jake Paul scamming people was when he did the Team1000 thing where fans would pay to get into an entry level type Team10 and then he just killed the project without refunding anyone - Drew Golden did a video on it that was very well done

  • @GonzalezEA21
    @GonzalezEA21 Před 4 lety +6

    Zach's laugh in the background is so infectious I was rolling!!!

  • @kevbotroberts
    @kevbotroberts Před 4 lety +199

    “Yes I’ve eaten ass, yes” -Zach

    • @Lexender
      @Lexender Před 4 lety +4

      Honestly tho, its not that uncommon to eat ass.

    • @dankmheems290
      @dankmheems290 Před 4 lety +2

      "I said I liked asses not assholes!" I think that was Ian lol.

    • @Henry14141
      @Henry14141 Před 4 lety

      Why did you need to quote this?

  • @thatmaninthevan3858
    @thatmaninthevan3858 Před 4 lety +212

    “I like legs” from Ian is so perfect, literally laughed out loud.

  • @matthewhartshorn5204
    @matthewhartshorn5204 Před 4 lety +7

    I've been waiting for the ass-eating segment for so long. I knew we would get here someday. Thanks H3 team.

  • @jetpackpony
    @jetpackpony Před 4 lety +23

    When there is not guest, this is my favourite show. When there are guests, this is my least favourite show 🤔

    • @JH-js6ny
      @JH-js6ny Před 4 lety

      its the opposite for me. if they have a good guest ill check it out but these episodes get a bit boring

    • @FightFireWitFIre
      @FightFireWitFIre Před 4 lety +3

      I started watching the podcast a while after it began, and I always skipped the guest episodes. I only enjoy the ones with guests whose personalities I already know and enjoy, which are very few on here. Still haven't watched Papa John or the 2nd one with fat girl whose name I can't remember

  • @genogreen7916
    @genogreen7916 Před 4 lety +414

    Absolutely no one:
    Dan: **vigorously adjusts mic**

    • @sacious
      @sacious Před 4 lety +2

      Gokanaru

    • @KarosElite
      @KarosElite Před 4 lety +8

      It’s the only control the man has in his life leave him be!

    • @TheDonUrbas
      @TheDonUrbas Před 4 lety +2

      @@sacious obsesed

    • @sacious
      @sacious Před 4 lety +1

      @@TheDonUrbas im curious to see what the community thinks of his video and do they think criticism has merit

    • @jenniferprata6486
      @jenniferprata6486 Před 4 lety +3

      It's his nervous tick when he gets an uncomfortable personal question from Ethan

  • @jenniferprata6486
    @jenniferprata6486 Před 4 lety +695

    That is the perfect beanie color for Hila, it makes her eyes pop. She really looks so beautiful in that color.

  • @Schmidty030
    @Schmidty030 Před 4 lety +52

    Dude I was dying of laugher during the whole sex talk portion of the podcast.

  • @carnage1028
    @carnage1028 Před rokem +2

    love going back and watching these old vibes

  • @stevie7thkey175
    @stevie7thkey175 Před 4 lety +144

    petition to make "Unfortunately, Pewdiepie couldn't make it" as a soundbite

  • @Bruhbushka
    @Bruhbushka Před 4 lety +227

    My gf just broke up with me and this is the only thing helping me escape and get through the day, papa bless

    • @BabyPlays4U
      @BabyPlays4U Před 4 lety +19

      It gets better my dude, papa bless.

    • @aus-li
      @aus-li Před 4 lety +12

      I can be your gf, my dude.

    • @godthegod4491
      @godthegod4491 Před 4 lety +48

      Don't worry about her, she's moving on to bigger and better sex.

    • @anotherrandomtexan25
      @anotherrandomtexan25 Před 4 lety +3

      Don't worry man, tis better to try and fail, then to never try at all. Just take what you've learned and improve... BREAK ON THRU TO DA OTHER SIDE!!!!

    • @peterwilliams1162
      @peterwilliams1162 Před 4 lety +4

      Watch the film Swingers. Helped me a lot.

  • @evanquintin5609
    @evanquintin5609 Před 4 lety +4

    I died when Ian hit them with "I just love a really love a good personality" in the middle of the tits vs ass convo

  • @agapsmiku
    @agapsmiku Před 4 lety +2

    staying home in the midst of the epidemic and i love watching your podcasts and just laying in bed, always make me laugh and teach me something new. keep up the good work fam and stay safe !!

  • @Cold_Leftovers
    @Cold_Leftovers Před 4 lety +372

    1:59:00 “could you imagine someone in college watching Logan Paul?” Yaaa that was my very first roommate after moving out. He watched the Paul’s every day and said he looked like he could be their brother. It was his dream to become a famous vlogger and colab with them. My roommate ended up getting arrested after taking some Xanax and breaking into a house. I don’t think the two things are related

    • @SanDesigns
      @SanDesigns Před 4 lety +16

      This is the best story ever.

    • @faceplants2
      @faceplants2 Před 4 lety +35

      I disagree. Sounds like he was on the path to his dream future. If it wasn't for those meddling cops....

    • @sunflower-jv2tp
      @sunflower-jv2tp Před 4 lety +3

      logan has been making good content since last year though. it's jake that still makes kids' content.

    • @faceplants2
      @faceplants2 Před 4 lety +8

      @@sunflower-jv2tp Really? The example we saw in this episode doesn't paint that picture.

    • @sunflower-jv2tp
      @sunflower-jv2tp Před 4 lety +1

      @@faceplants2 yeah that's why logan's views are so high. jake on the other hand gets only around 1 million views because his content is just horrible in general

  • @piercebembenek7293
    @piercebembenek7293 Před 4 lety +209

    Ethan: well your favorite brothers are back
    Me: Ethan and Moe Bradberry segment!?
    Ethan: Jake and Logan Paul
    Shit.. haha

    • @Atreyuxx6
      @Atreyuxx6 Před 4 lety +3

      @done done I just need that regula shmegula

  • @phelony3973
    @phelony3973 Před 3 lety +7

    I feel so bad when Ethan talks about how CZcams always rips him off by demonetizing

  • @Matty__Matt
    @Matty__Matt Před 3 lety

    Dude, I love the round of questions and topics in the beginning! Epic!

  • @Line11b
    @Line11b Před 4 lety +202

    Sometimes Dan and Ethan fight - it kinda feel like siblings figthing
    Ethan: "Dan! You are smacking into the mic again"
    Dan: "You just did that for 30 min!"
    XD

  • @BrooklynHeadrick
    @BrooklynHeadrick Před 4 lety +99

    waiting for pewdipie to be on the podcast feels like waiting for my dad to come home

    • @dieDAUERLUTSCHER1
      @dieDAUERLUTSCHER1 Před 4 lety +8

      Lmao your name is Brooklyn so stfu

    • @garrettwhite9546
      @garrettwhite9546 Před 4 lety +1

      Good one 😂

    • @user-pg5ki9lp5f
      @user-pg5ki9lp5f Před 4 lety +2

      W31n1 being named brooklyn and not having a dad aren’t mutually exclusive lol

    • @BrooklynHeadrick
      @BrooklynHeadrick Před 4 lety +1

      W31n1 😂 I don’t get what that has to do with it. But you’re entitled to your opinion! 🥰

  • @tacobella99
    @tacobella99 Před 4 lety +19

    1:01:04 I can’t even tell if it’s Ethan’s tourette’s or if he’s just making grandpa noises at this point. The line is so blurry.

    • @eggman4474
      @eggman4474 Před 4 lety +8

      Taco Bella I think his tics are more physical then verbal so chances are he’s just joking around

    • @datrulz12
      @datrulz12 Před 4 lety

      Lol i was like wtf was that

  • @Joky_Joe
    @Joky_Joe Před 4 lety +1

    i love when ur crew joins in the conversation.
    Keep it up! Papa Bless

  • @tonnyyv4057
    @tonnyyv4057 Před 4 lety +58

    My favorite podcasts are these ones with no guest by far. I love when the whole crew is involved.

  • @shannongale8218
    @shannongale8218 Před 4 lety +59

    Please sound bite Zach saying "yes, I've eaten ass, yes" 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

  • @riddley1999
    @riddley1999 Před 4 lety +4

    The talk about Sex is SO awkward😂💀

  • @morganlblaney
    @morganlblaney Před 4 lety +1

    Dude i support you and your ads! You got a family to take care of! Never worry about ads Ethan

  • @hahayleyjeanne4852
    @hahayleyjeanne4852 Před 4 lety +52

    I feel like Ian is much happier and is enjoying the podcast more. happy for him!

    • @Laremy
      @Laremy Před 4 lety +9

      He’s getting laid !

  • @mirabelarmstrong8518
    @mirabelarmstrong8518 Před 4 lety +264

    “He needs public speaking classes” “HE NEEDS ANY CLASS” LOLOL

    • @allandoudine571
      @allandoudine571 Před 4 lety

      i haven't heard someone say lolol in ten years

    • @R.T.and.J
      @R.T.and.J Před 4 lety +3

      @@allandoudine571 I say it sometimes lolol

    • @alcantarcarolina123
      @alcantarcarolina123 Před 4 lety +2

      I agree...I took a public speaking class in college and it helped me with presentations in other classes

    • @dankmheems290
      @dankmheems290 Před 4 lety +1

      @@alcantarcarolina123 Creative writing classes are also good for inspiring youtubers. The ability to write good bits that hit and make people laugh is a hard thing to do.

    • @henrygalvan9333
      @henrygalvan9333 Před 4 lety +1

      Laugh Out Loud out loud

  • @logans3892
    @logans3892 Před 4 lety +3

    The first 25 minutes is the most legendary segment of all time

  • @jagzer
    @jagzer Před 4 lety +1

    I dig this. I honestly never watched any h3h3 videos, sorry for that, but the podcast came up and I fell in love with the way they talk to people. Great show! Keep it up!~

  • @watermelonroks1
    @watermelonroks1 Před 4 lety +247

    Ethan: "I don't even want to talk about it."
    Ethan: "It looked like a mound of dirt."

    • @kitso_2b68
      @kitso_2b68 Před 4 lety +3

      He was a different person after that

    • @AnoNiMuse
      @AnoNiMuse Před 4 lety +3

      A lot can change after you shit mixed up real/veggie meat

    • @sacious
      @sacious Před 4 lety

      @@kitso_2b68 gokanaru

    • @MermaidLuvly
      @MermaidLuvly Před 4 lety +1

      i was looking for this comment lmao, i knew he was gonna talk about it the second he said that xD

  • @VIVsVeiws
    @VIVsVeiws Před 4 lety +189

    Ian: We'll just call her wildcard
    Ethan: Sam.

  • @sydney.r.wilson
    @sydney.r.wilson Před 4 lety +21

    watch the movie “The Founder” it’s about mcdonald’s and how it was franchised. you will learn about the pronunciation of mcdonald’s

    • @no7581
      @no7581 Před 4 lety

      I read it as MC donald but say it as mic donald. Mc donald in the house!

    • @alchemygarlet1542
      @alchemygarlet1542 Před 4 lety

      Also, the song 'Boom, Like That' about Ray Krok's method

  • @evaneffertz16
    @evaneffertz16 Před 4 lety +17

    This week on the H3 podcast: Creepy Ethan asks his employees personal questions about their sex lives and makes them uncomfortable! Pt. 23

    • @RedReera
      @RedReera Před 4 lety +6

      And I want it to continue best part of the pod lol

  • @depraved9330
    @depraved9330 Před 4 lety +190

    I’m starting to think that Pewdiepie was never going to come on the podcast

    • @MacMac548
      @MacMac548 Před 4 lety +13

      The Interstellar Man you must not be a repeat listener

    • @thehunterrollins
      @thehunterrollins Před 4 lety +4

      Mikaela Schmit I’m a repeat listener, did miss something?

    • @MacMac548
      @MacMac548 Před 4 lety +6

      Hunter Rollins end of last podcast, that’s the only clue I’ll give

    • @brb2jndett254
      @brb2jndett254 Před 4 lety +1

      The Interstellar Man he’s been on before

    • @shootie5764
      @shootie5764 Před 4 lety +3

      Why would he? It would probably be one of the most uncomfortable things he’s ever been a part of. Lol

  • @OctaFla
    @OctaFla Před 4 lety +473

    Ethan is Micheal Scott and Ian is his toby

  • @danielamin
    @danielamin Před 4 lety +1

    That conversation in the beginning... *chef's kiss*

  • @cclarky194
    @cclarky194 Před 4 lety +3

    Damn, I really appreciate what Ethan said at the end there. Really inspiring stuff.

  • @shiggy6661
    @shiggy6661 Před 4 lety +869

    Pewdiepie: shows up
    Ethan: doesn’t show up
    Pewdiepie: “sorry Ethan couldn’t make it”
    edit: bruh almost 1,000 likes? damn

    • @shiggy6661
      @shiggy6661 Před 4 lety +2

      Otto Bergmann (Helenelundsskolan) idk

    • @PigglyWiggly6969
      @PigglyWiggly6969 Před 4 lety +3

      Otto Bergmann (Helenelundsskolan) why wouldn't it be?

    • @Mythikal13
      @Mythikal13 Před 4 lety +10

      @Otto Bergmann (Helenelundsskolan) this better be how they open the pewds podcast lmao

    • @sandguyman
      @sandguyman Před 4 lety +5

      *we have achieved comedy*

    • @katanagrrl
      @katanagrrl Před 4 lety +2

      Fuckin hilarious bro. Original content. Awesome mate. Yesss

  • @yakedent
    @yakedent Před 4 lety +125

    When Jake Paul uses the wrong “there” when complaining about how dumb school is

  • @josephinewhitney326
    @josephinewhitney326 Před 4 lety

    Dan is a trooper and always ready to go above and beyond for the podcast, love you Dan

  • @nolanforcier1796
    @nolanforcier1796 Před 4 lety

    H3, you guys are awesome. Love the honesty in every sentence.

  • @whoops6325
    @whoops6325 Před 4 lety +78

    "so now youre a little older... spread those cheeks?" THAT KILLED ME.

  • @Strawbrrycough
    @Strawbrrycough Před 4 lety +113

    “It’s time to like stop!” - Jake Paul 2020

  • @logafabdamodel570
    @logafabdamodel570 Před 4 lety +2

    At 21:48 I couldn’t stop watching Ethan’s eyebrows 😂

  • @MahsterC
    @MahsterC Před 4 lety +7

    I love that the “ideas are shit without execution” sign was so poorly executed. You guys are debating if that was a fan, I think it was Jake’s greatest critic.