Hellsing Abridged - Best Moments 3

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    • Video
    It's that time of year once more ladies and gentlemen. Picking out some of the funniest moments from this year's abridged was quite entertaining. Hopefully you enjoy these as much as I do.
    All credit for the making of the clips used in this video go to the lovely folks over at Team Four Star.
    Opening Song: Akuma Stocking ( • Hellsing OVA - Akuma S... )
    Background songs:
    1 - Nigga Stole my Bike ( • Video )
    2 - Tiny Tim - Tip Toe Through the Roses ( • Tiptoe through the tul... )
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Komentáře • 870

  • @JoshuaB1194
    @JoshuaB1194 Před 10 lety +5577

    "my boss is a women.
    I was a chick in the 40's
    I hate EVERYONE EQUALLY
    and they're's no one alive who can comprehend my sexual preference."
    probably one of the best moments in this series.

    • @johndevanwayne4272
      @johndevanwayne4272 Před 5 lety +358

      In other words....
      CHU-CHU-CHU-CHECK YOUR PRIVILEGE!

    • @Azrael2915
      @Azrael2915 Před 4 lety +130

      HAVE YOU EVER READ MY CHRISTMAS LIST

    • @ultimadragonlord6764
      @ultimadragonlord6764 Před 3 lety +22

      The 3ed one is me

    • @invidofinp1828
      @invidofinp1828 Před 3 lety +77

      I identify with the I HATE EVERYONE EQUALLY.

    • @wolpe9460
      @wolpe9460 Před 3 lety +114

      With the line "and there's no one alive who can comprehend my sexual preference." implies that there was someone who did and is dead now

  • @Cujoh
    @Cujoh Před 10 lety +3581

    "Walter was 15 and I ... was a girl"
    "Wait a second that that implies the queen..."
    "Interrupt my story again Reggie. See what happens!"
    Implying the queen was playing for the other team, just make that so hilarious.

    • @ChemicleExplosion
      @ChemicleExplosion Před 10 lety +177

      I thought that meant that the queen was a lesbian? Because he used to have sex with the queen???

    • @Unholyfoam7
      @Unholyfoam7 Před 9 lety +346

      "Playing for the other team" means lesbian/gay, depending on the gender. So yes.

    • @tylermech66
      @tylermech66 Před 6 lety +90

      nah, more likely bi in that universe, no idea about this one

    • @maggyfoster8699
      @maggyfoster8699 Před 5 lety +30

      I’d ship it

    • @yanniskarageorgiou3573
      @yanniskarageorgiou3573 Před 5 lety +166

      @@maggyfoster8699 A horrible sex driven relationship between bloodspilling monster who has claimed the lives of millions innocents, soldiers and even their own comerades along with Alucard. *I SHIP THIS*

  • @Divine_1018
    @Divine_1018 Před 8 lety +1800

    Integra: how did he get in here
    Walter: we had over a dozen guards
    Alucard: those were ours!...I mean oh god!
    xD

    • @JJMetaliki
      @JJMetaliki Před 3 lety +18

      I love this one... XD

    • @TheMinecraftACMan
      @TheMinecraftACMan Před 3 lety +35

      Is it just me, or was that line supposed to imply Alucard ate them?

    • @Divine_1018
      @Divine_1018 Před 3 lety +18

      @@TheMinecraftACMan
      Probably lmao

    • @vampira8966
      @vampira8966 Před 3 lety +4

      @@TheMinecraftACMan Yeah

    • @Zak-tk8wv
      @Zak-tk8wv Před 2 lety +6

      @@TheMinecraftACMan yes

  • @edison7300037
    @edison7300037 Před 10 lety +2170

    anderson: oh i see, so this is a crusade!
    maxwell: nononono, we don't say that anymore..we calling it dah... damn, what do the americans say?
    anderson: peace keeping?

    • @Abandoned978
      @Abandoned978 Před 5 lety +75

      Shall we keep the peace?

    • @ONEPUNCHHH
      @ONEPUNCHHH Před 3 lety +33

      Nono he said it as american cows

    • @IsaiahRichards692
      @IsaiahRichards692 Před 3 lety +32

      The Russians nowadays call it “Stabilizing this chaotic region!”

    • @Kasteilmanusko
      @Kasteilmanusko Před 3 lety +14

      @@IsaiahRichards692 you cant deny that chaotic regions after that are stabilised

    • @muhammadazeem1346
      @muhammadazeem1346 Před 2 lety +4

      Giving freedom and democracy would be more suiting

  • @skytheannur6168
    @skytheannur6168 Před 9 lety +1908

    I look back watching the clips with Van Winkle, now I'm looking back and thinking...."By god, they're making fun of the tumblr crowd"

    • @FFKonoko
      @FFKonoko Před 3 lety +152

      *specific parts of internet culture.
      Rickrolling not so much a Tumblr thing for instance.

    • @markprimegaming6803
      @markprimegaming6803 Před 3 lety +18

      Love the profile pic

    • @seigwardofcatarina5776
      @seigwardofcatarina5776 Před 3 lety +129

      Rainbow! Tacos! Doctor Who! Homestuck!
      If that’s not tumblr in 2013 I don’t know what is

    • @jmedina6625
      @jmedina6625 Před 2 lety

      She’s a literal feminazi

    • @siegwardofcatarina100
      @siegwardofcatarina100 Před 2 lety +22

      Kind of ironic that there was a nazi female fighter when nazis were very traditional in ideas

  • @Strobeliite
    @Strobeliite Před 4 lety +506

    "How did he get in here??"
    "We had over a dozen guards..."
    "Those were ours- I mean- oH my gOD HoW dID hE gEt thRougH the gUARdsgjshk"

  • @munch919
    @munch919 Před 10 lety +457

    "and there's no one alive that could comprehend my sexual preference"
    that kills me every time

    • @NostalgicGamerRickOShay
      @NostalgicGamerRickOShay Před 2 lety +8

      And yet, we clearly see that hearing a confession that he was right all along gets him off.

  • @Xeranad
    @Xeranad Před 10 lety +2471

    "Oh, just kill all the fun. Put the fun in camps, why don't you?"
    "Yeah, ya fun nazi."
    I laughed like crazy.

  • @TheSilversepiroth
    @TheSilversepiroth Před 10 lety +722

    Has anyone else noticed Alucard's ability to either intentionally or unintentionally create religious symbols...to which he quickly proceeds to deface them?

    • @bonniefazman9065
      @bonniefazman9065 Před 3 lety +52

      Alucard: Huh, I made something religious. Neat... Welp, got to destroy it.
      Me: -_-

    • @arh1315
      @arh1315 Před rokem +1

      @@bonniefazman9065 who asked for your opinion? I’d be happier if you gave it from 6’0 under 😊 (no offense 😁)

    • @arh1315
      @arh1315 Před rokem +13

      Alucard: exists
      Me: keep at it you’re doing a great job

    • @wakkaseta8351
      @wakkaseta8351 Před rokem

      @@arh1315
      A vivziepop character avatar, eh? Well, that explains the triggered snowflake attitude.

  • @ChangeTheFate249
    @ChangeTheFate249 Před 10 lety +681

    "I CAN NEVER HAVE SEX AGAIN!" No matter how many times I hear that it doesn't get old.

    • @3rikakris22
      @3rikakris22 Před 9 lety +14

      Ikr xD I literally counted how meny Times I've laughed to it and it was over 20

    • @ChangeTheFate249
      @ChangeTheFate249 Před 9 lety +6

      erika kiss Hahahah I'm with you on that one. I need to find that voice actor and shake his hand XD Really though. What the queen said would have brought me back several years in my sexual development XD

    • @3rikakris22
      @3rikakris22 Před 9 lety +1

      ChangeTheFate249 XD umg

    • @ChangeTheFate249
      @ChangeTheFate249 Před 9 lety +1

      erika kiss Seriously XD

    • @3rikakris22
      @3rikakris22 Před 9 lety

      ChangeTheFate249 what the gueen said is just kinda TOO much XD , dont you think =p

  • @RexBlazer1
    @RexBlazer1 Před 8 lety +854

    I think my favorite part was where Alucard gave his "I hate everyone equally," speech.

    • @Awesomefacecraft
      @Awesomefacecraft Před 8 lety +39

      And there's no one alive who can comprehend my sexual preference

    • @lsmvandermeulen6154
      @lsmvandermeulen6154 Před 8 lety +17

      So in other word's miss van Winkel.

    • @lsmvandermeulen6154
      @lsmvandermeulen6154 Před 8 lety +11

      Vait- Vhat are you-?!

    • @ki11bunny
      @ki11bunny Před 8 lety +10

      I was a chick in the 40's

    • @pocketxyco2317
      @pocketxyco2317 Před 7 lety +6

      (alucards VC is also the VC for Wistob from overwatch) and i was not a pig, i was a dam gorilla

  • @jasonarmstrong5750
    @jasonarmstrong5750 Před 8 lety +805

    OPERATION: KRAUT CONTROL is easily one of the best names for a mission ever, right next to Frankie Boyle's OPERATION: MINDFUCK

    • @GZilla311
      @GZilla311 Před 4 lety +30

      How does it compare to "Project: Fuck the World"?

    • @samfire3067
      @samfire3067 Před 3 lety +24

      Operation wet dreams.

  • @carljohnson3348
    @carljohnson3348 Před 5 lety +416

    “This is a deep pain”
    *ignites into flames*
    “Oh cool it gets worse”

  • @TakeraGaming
    @TakeraGaming Před 10 lety +1403

    Alucard: The Lockheed SR 71 Blackbird, An advanced long ranged strategically reconnaissance aircraft. capable of Mach 3 and an altitude of 58000 feet.
    Integra: You sure do seem to know a lot about it.
    Alucard: DO YOU EVEN REAAAD MY CHRISTMAS LIST

    • @killer13324
      @killer13324 Před 10 lety +7

      ***** nowhere in his comment did it imply anything about a group of people

    • @stephenmoloney2327
      @stephenmoloney2327 Před 10 lety +1

      killer13324 the m in mach does it shouldnt be in capitals

    • @thedx1laggzZ
      @thedx1laggzZ Před 10 lety +16

      it was 85000 ft

    • @xanzasblade
      @xanzasblade Před 5 lety +2

      I need it

    • @dankbudew4830
      @dankbudew4830 Před 4 lety +3

      I saw this on a poster in a 1st grade classroom.......and laughed so hard

  • @marcuswaye1906
    @marcuswaye1906 Před 7 lety +453

    "Ah i see. So this.. is a crusade!"
    "Oh no no no we don't say that anymore we're calling it uhh.."
    "Damn what do the americancows say? "
    "Peacekeeping?" >:)
    seriouslly this is one of my favorite line in the whole series right after:
    "Bitches love canons"
    and killing a leprechaun

    • @samsonguy10k
      @samsonguy10k Před 3 lety +8

      The biggest tragedy was Alexander never finding out what was in a leprechaun.

    • @ghengiroo4143
      @ghengiroo4143 Před 3 lety +4

      @@samsonguy10k Apparently Alucard and Anderson both killed a leprechaun together, but I forgot what was inside it.

    • @samsonguy10k
      @samsonguy10k Před 3 lety +4

      @@ghengiroo4143 Schrodinger would count as a leprechaun. I think.

  • @emilyedwardschannel7
    @emilyedwardschannel7 Před 10 lety +628

    DO YOU EVEN READ MY CHRISTMAS LIST?!?!?!

    • @TheCaptainSplatter
      @TheCaptainSplatter Před 10 lety +33

      That's my line.

    • @killer13324
      @killer13324 Před 10 lety +17

      Alucard Hellsing bitches love cannons.

    • @francisalvaro6585
      @francisalvaro6585 Před 10 lety +6

      No no screw it, JUST SCREW IT! Just take my phone and hit random. No just hit random. 3, 2- I'm a BITCH, I'M A LOVER.

    • @linkkulinkku5034
      @linkkulinkku5034 Před 10 lety +3

      XDDD

    • @phantomevans2508
      @phantomevans2508 Před 10 lety +4

      francis alvaro No ok turn it off, turn it off it didn't work, it did not work.

  • @darrellmay8032
    @darrellmay8032 Před 9 lety +346

    The part where alucard came down in a blackbird while shoot to thrill by ac/dc was playing was the best part to me and my favorite.

    • @jackslater8573
      @jackslater8573 Před 2 lety +4

      i know right, the execution of the scenes and the music just made it so epic.

    • @kexard
      @kexard Před 11 měsíci +2

      It’s a shame that they had to remove it in the original video. It matched so well.

    • @jim8123
      @jim8123 Před 8 měsíci +1

      ​@@kexardThe original cut of that episode is up on their Twitch channel still

  • @tenjenk
    @tenjenk Před 8 lety +409

    that was a pretty horrifying death for her. Slow impalement by her own rifle. Not that any of them had not earned every moment.

    • @samsonguy10k
      @samsonguy10k Před 3 lety +30

      Rip Van Winkle did have the best sense of fun while waiting for Alucard out of all the Millenium henchmen. Dandyman was dishwater and Schrodinger was....creepy.

    • @GenocidalSquid
      @GenocidalSquid Před 3 lety +41

      If you wanted it a little better, the original Hellsing had her freaking moaning while her blood was being sucked and impaled by her Musket.

    • @ghengiroo4143
      @ghengiroo4143 Před 3 lety +18

      @@GenocidalSquid I guess Jan wasn’t the only one that was toned down in the abridged.

    • @fightingspirit7960
      @fightingspirit7960 Před 3 lety +22

      @@ghengiroo4143 Wait Jan was toned DOWN???

    • @ghengiroo4143
      @ghengiroo4143 Před 3 lety +15

      @@fightingspirit7960 I haven’t really watched the original, but I’ve heard he was just as vulgar, if not more.

  • @MrMikellsof88
    @MrMikellsof88 Před 10 lety +525

    LOL toss up between "I'm at half-mast. I NEEEED to hear this!" and "Fraulein. Fraulein. Fraulein! HEY! FRAULINE!" "OY!" "Ve vud make beautiful children ^_^" *bang* "Was that boy/girl bugging you?"

    • @ghp2179
      @ghp2179 Před 10 lety +50

      "Oops, did I just accidentally a war?"

    • @stephenmoloney2327
      @stephenmoloney2327 Před 10 lety +8

      G HP no my favourite is the very first clip when he bursts in with that song playing in the background

    • @SamAx57
      @SamAx57 Před 3 lety +9

      Oh, looks like he’s self cleaning, and or magical

    • @dj_sp3rmcount
      @dj_sp3rmcount Před 3 lety

      Shrodinger the Best Boy was the OG Trap

    • @justsomefbiagentwithbigfoo8977
      @justsomefbiagentwithbigfoo8977 Před 3 lety +1

      Later she says "huh, we would make beautiful children."

  • @pvtnodzo
    @pvtnodzo Před 10 lety +217

    I'm upset that my favorite part of that episode was cut
    "Ve vould make beautiful children."
    15 seconds later
    Seras: "Ahh, they would be quite lovely."
    Just lol

  • @bunnibrooklyn
    @bunnibrooklyn Před 2 lety +153

    The fact alucard said there is nobody alive that understands his sexual preference means there was once someone alive who did

    • @probablyjinxed
      @probablyjinxed Před rokem +13

      -it’s probably anderson let’s be real-

    • @nidsalim7911
      @nidsalim7911 Před rokem +18

      Mina Tepes was a freak.

    • @MugiwaraZero
      @MugiwaraZero Před rokem +20

      it was probably the van hellsing that locked him up in a basement wearing bondage gear

    • @SubduedRadical
      @SubduedRadical Před 7 měsíci

      @@MugiwaraZero banana! banana! banana! banana!!!

  • @apheliamays7423
    @apheliamays7423 Před 10 lety +189

    Queen: *chuckles* You know exactly what to say to moisten me up
    Random English Guy: I can never have sex again!

  • @Mare_Man
    @Mare_Man Před 9 lety +193

    The Lockheed SR-71 Blackbird. An advanced long-ranged strategic reconnaissance aircraft capable of Mach 3 and an altitude of eighty-five thousand feet.
    You sure seem to know a lot about it.....
    DO YOU EVEN READ MY CHRISTMAS LIST?!?!?!?!

  • @OperatorBG
    @OperatorBG Před 3 lety +70

    0:38 I don’t know what I find funnier, the fact that the Catholic Church is strong arming you into helping us or the fact that you obviously haven’t seen what I did to the statue of big J.🎵

    • @Jungoguy
      @Jungoguy Před 2 lety +2

      Proceeds to commit vocal suicide

  • @viruslxrd6669
    @viruslxrd6669 Před 2 lety +27

    Alucard privilege checking van winkle has to been one of the funniest things to happen in the abridged

  • @lessthanwilliam7152
    @lessthanwilliam7152 Před 9 lety +575

    fun fact AC/DC based all their songs on Alucard

  • @turboking9238
    @turboking9238 Před 3 lety +71

    Integra: How did he get in here?
    Walter: We had over a dozen guards.
    Alucard: Those were ours? I mean oh my god, how did he get through the guards?!

  • @davisthegamelord
    @davisthegamelord Před 9 lety +143

    4:46 I never thought they could make alucard look even more badass, props TFS

  • @IsaiahRichards692
    @IsaiahRichards692 Před 3 lety +37

    0:56 Alucard: *Literally creams his pants while his boss congratulates him for being right!*

  • @KingDerpy13
    @KingDerpy13 Před 7 lety +192

    "THE CAKE IS A LIE" ...I wonder where they got THAT idea from...

  • @starlingxlivevods
    @starlingxlivevods Před 9 lety +320

    'They say no man can kill you, Alucard, but that's because you shouldn't send a man to do a woman's job!'
    Yeah, well, if you're up against an IMMORTAL VAMPIRE, you probably shouldn't send anyone, let alone a man.

    • @icicle_ai
      @icicle_ai Před 3 lety +22

      The funny thing is, when people say "no man can kill me" they usually mean no human can kill me

    • @icicle_ai
      @icicle_ai Před 3 lety +2

      @John Doe wasn't the one ring destroyed at that point/ about to be destroyed?

    • @thomasabramson100
      @thomasabramson100 Před rokem

      so enjoyed seeing the sjw die

  • @Baphelon
    @Baphelon Před 10 lety +328

    The funny thing is, in any other circumstance, you may have had a point there... Except my boss is a woman, I was a chick in the forties, I hate EVERYONE EQUALLY, AND THERE IS NO ONE ALIVE WHO CAN COMPREHEND MY SEXUAL PREFERENCE. So in other words, Miss Van Winkle... CH-CH-CH-CHECK YOUR PRIVILEGE!!!!!!!!

    • @LordOfDarkness8296
      @LordOfDarkness8296 Před 9 lety +14

      ***** To be honest I thought she was the true embodiment of Tumblr Ono Close enough I guess

    • @BlargSmarg
      @BlargSmarg Před 9 lety +5

      ***** Pretty much the same thing these days.

    • @slackboy1017
      @slackboy1017 Před 9 lety +7

      ***** Shes sexist, a Nazi.... I added up in a snap

    • @dejaypage1575
      @dejaypage1575 Před 6 lety +1

      Lord Baphelon also, Winkle, YOU ARE A NAZI. THE TOP TIER OF BIGOTTED ASSHOLES.
      Just saying she has no room to talk

    • @csgotrainingbot2160
      @csgotrainingbot2160 Před 6 lety +1

      feminazi he he he im sorry not original

  • @angrycrusader3926
    @angrycrusader3926 Před 9 lety +30

    "BITCHES LOVE CANNONS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"

  • @dominiccourtois4415
    @dominiccourtois4415 Před 9 lety +65

    The funny thing is my favorite line in this video is alucard's " there is no one alive that can comprehend my sexual preference" I don't know why that line gets me every time.

  • @Dogfighter979
    @Dogfighter979 Před 9 lety +135

    1:29 Never gets old
    you also forgot after 3:49,
    Nazi: "At least she is no longer going on about the ponies, and the friendship, and the wrapping up of winter!"
    I died at that reference XD

    • @williambeck2372
      @williambeck2372 Před 5 lety +4

      And then their panic when they think she heard them.

    • @emoon6618
      @emoon6618 Před 3 lety

      Somebody explain the joke

    • @GumballAstronaut7206
      @GumballAstronaut7206 Před 3 lety +6

      @@emoon6618 It's a song from My Little Pony Friendship is Magic, called Winter Wrap Up.

    • @emoon6618
      @emoon6618 Před 3 lety

      @@GumballAstronaut7206 called it my sister owes me ten dollars

  • @Charisonic_558
    @Charisonic_558 Před 9 lety +120

    DO YOU EVEN READ MY CHRISTMAS LIST!?

  • @pyro295
    @pyro295 Před rokem +17

    One of the best lines in this series is "did I just accidentally a war"

  • @twistedstich
    @twistedstich Před 9 lety +76

    "ah, the return of the why boner" I need to find a way to mix that organically into a conversation...

  • @alexanderstilianov
    @alexanderstilianov Před 9 lety +35

    I love the way he says *WITH A VENGEANCE* because it seems out of context although i doubt it.

  • @TheDaxter11
    @TheDaxter11 Před 6 lety +49

    the lockheed sr-71 blackbird, a long range strategic reconnaissance aircraft capable of mac 3 and an altitude of EIGHTY FIVE THOOOUSAND FEET!
    ever since i first heard that line i can remember it off by heart

    • @BananaChicken21
      @BananaChicken21 Před 4 lety +9

      "You sure seem to know a lot about it."
      *"DO YOU EVEN READ MY CHRISTMAS LIST ?!"*

  • @remini255
    @remini255 Před 3 lety +12

    “Interrupt my story again Reggae see what happens”
    Have to use that next time my family interrupt me.

  • @thewingedhussairs931
    @thewingedhussairs931 Před 3 lety +12

    0:25 it’s so much funnier when you realize he had to have that on his music list

  • @littlevoidboi2111
    @littlevoidboi2111 Před 3 lety +59

    Imagine if this was the actual anime

    • @Jade_Bunbun
      @Jade_Bunbun Před 2 lety +16

      In all fairness, it's not too far off from the official product

    • @madkoala2130
      @madkoala2130 Před rokem +1

      @@Jade_Bunbun yes, but Alucard is 10 times more edgy and it does not have that sexy Crispin Freemans voice (I still wonder how he would say abridged lines)

    • @Okbuddypal
      @Okbuddypal Před 8 měsíci

      Well the anime is kinda like this... just with more blood and gore and less humor and AC/DC

    • @gracielazelaya216
      @gracielazelaya216 Před 7 měsíci

      It’ll be like ghost story

  • @sanddry738
    @sanddry738 Před 10 lety +26

    DO YOU EVEN READ MY CHRISTMAS LIST!
    *dies laughing*

  • @maw5646
    @maw5646 Před 10 lety +9

    Integra: You sure do seem to know alot it,
    Alucard: DO YOU EVEN READ MY CHRISTMAS LIST!

  • @FlamingNinetales77
    @FlamingNinetales77 Před 10 lety +19

    THE RETURN OF THE Y BONER. WITH A VENGANCE.

  • @halomaniackslashcraz
    @halomaniackslashcraz Před 10 lety +15

    1:06 The greatest Accent...EVER!

  • @kAY-yl5en
    @kAY-yl5en Před rokem +22

    Alucards speech at 4:25 is the ultimate silver Bullet against Karen's. But it would only work if you have lived the life of alucard

    • @SubduedRadical
      @SubduedRadical Před 7 měsíci +4

      To be fair, it takes far less than that to silver bullet Karens, that just happens to be a ridiculously flawless silver bullet.

  • @simonlong3368
    @simonlong3368 Před 10 lety +217

    Alucard: You're right enough focusing on the past. INSTEAD LETS FOCUS ON THE PAST! Back in WW2 Walter and I were apart of a top secret operation known as Operation: Crowd Control. Walter was 15 and I'm pretty sure if I remember correctly I was a girl.
    Reggie: Wait then implies that the Queen was….
    Alucard: INTERRUPT MY STORY AGAIN REGGIE! SEE WHAT HAPPENS!
    Me: Reggie if I were you I would stay quiet.

    • @patta8388
      @patta8388 Před 10 lety +21

      I think it's supposed to be "Kraut Control"

    • @simonlong3368
      @simonlong3368 Před 10 lety +5

      Oh. Well the way Alucard says it makes it sound like Crowd Control. Well to me anyway.

    • @moodyowlproductions4287
      @moodyowlproductions4287 Před 3 lety +3

      Reggie"oh I am so going to betray you guys"

    • @cthulhuisgamer373
      @cthulhuisgamer373 Před 3 lety +5

      @@simonlong3368 twas the point its a pun

    • @samsonguy10k
      @samsonguy10k Před 3 lety +1

      And then we find out later the Queen wasn't the only one getting action back then.

  • @GrizzyGoblin
    @GrizzyGoblin Před 3 lety +9

    4:24 me every time someone tells me I’m sexist even though I’m not 😂

  • @brandonpurple165
    @brandonpurple165 Před 9 lety +40

    CH CH CHECK YO PRIVILEGE!

  • @MilkyisDead
    @MilkyisDead Před 10 lety +66

    RAINBOWS TACOS DR.WHO HOMESTUCK!

  • @trevorburke8660
    @trevorburke8660 Před 3 lety +15

    It took years for me to realize she was just a giant tumblr refference. All I got was rickrolling and the portal reference.

  • @discipleofthecapedbaldy962
    @discipleofthecapedbaldy962 Před 4 lety +12

    Alucard in an SR-71 was the exact moment I knew I loved this show.

  • @ultragameraidan
    @ultragameraidan Před 3 lety +15

    3:39 I can’t believe that it’s hey rickrolled us on an anime that is awesome and tbh in abridged I was expecting this for some fucking reason

  • @Gnagniel
    @Gnagniel Před 10 lety +10

    He says it didn't work, bit "I'm a Bitch I'm a Lover" was a pretty good intro song.

  • @djsnifflesincorporated4013

    That "ow" Alucard said when he got shot is so funny

  • @z.schroeder5765
    @z.schroeder5765 Před 10 lety +21

    INTERRUPT MY STORY AGAIN, REGGIE! SEE WHAT HAPPENS!

  • @Lazarus3737
    @Lazarus3737 Před 10 lety +12

    OOPS?! DID I JUST ACCIDENTALLY A WAR? ;)

  • @OperatorBG
    @OperatorBG Před 3 lety +4

    0:46 Alucard was in Brazil in vacation

  • @LunaCraze
    @LunaCraze Před 9 lety +8

    0:31 Alucard is the only one who seems amused.

  • @MatsuoTanuki
    @MatsuoTanuki Před 7 lety +31

    DO YOU EVEN REEEEAAD MY CHRISTMAS LIST?!?!

    • @psychee1
      @psychee1 Před 7 lety +1

      Shit had me in stitches.

  • @jackslater8573
    @jackslater8573 Před 2 lety +3

    4:43 , GOOODDDD DAAAMMMNNN THAT ENTRANCE, its epic ness gives me chills everytime.

  • @angrycrusader3926
    @angrycrusader3926 Před 9 lety +24

    2:09 0_0 AND THIS IS WHY I LOVE THE EMPIRE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

  • @tobiastelicka6376
    @tobiastelicka6376 Před 9 lety +12

    2:23 My favorite part :D

  • @yuritzenpresents3113
    @yuritzenpresents3113 Před 5 měsíci +1

    It can never be more epic than hearing ACDC Shoot to Thrill when Alucard crashed the Black Bird Recon Plane.
    My gosh, what an epic scene!

  • @theh5099
    @theh5099 Před 4 lety +5

    3:28
    Fuck, we just got rickrolled

  • @Iron8127
    @Iron8127 Před 11 měsíci +2

    4:48 Stark gave the blueprints.
    Alucard perfected it

  • @spartanonymous113
    @spartanonymous113 Před 10 měsíci +1

    The Blackbord scene was already fire. Hearing it with Shoot to Thrill like it was intended....
    GOD SEND

  • @SuperWolsey
    @SuperWolsey Před 6 lety +2

    "JESUS FUCKING CHRIST, HOW I MISSED YOU!"
    "Hey!"
    "Oh, shut up."

  • @mineshnissanka7139
    @mineshnissanka7139 Před 2 lety +3

    "How did he get in here??"
    "We had over a dozen guards!"
    "Wait those were ours?"

  • @matrix6139
    @matrix6139 Před 9 lety +74

    "You know exactly what to say just to moisten me up." o.o
    Ew.

    • @tegoran
      @tegoran Před 9 lety +28

      GAHH!! I CAN NEVER HAVE SEX AGAIN!

    • @matrix6139
      @matrix6139 Před 9 lety

      xD

    • @Alucardsvamp12
      @Alucardsvamp12 Před 9 lety +7

      Matrix Alucard: If I remember correctly I was a girl... Reggie: Wait..That would imply that the queen... O.o LOL!!!

    • @matrix6139
      @matrix6139 Před 9 lety

      Sybol Rose XDDD

    • @Alucardsvamp12
      @Alucardsvamp12 Před 9 lety +1

      I was laughing so hard, I fell off my couch!!

  • @zylowolfzan3345
    @zylowolfzan3345 Před 9 lety +22

    Watching these is an odd experience. It's like watching the episodes cut down into the choice, best parts....almost like....it's Abridged....Hellsing Abridged Abridged.... :Cue Inception sound:

  • @chumaktv5386
    @chumaktv5386 Před 3 lety +3

    I love that Alucard actually listened and answered all of her accusations lmao

  • @LordVader1094
    @LordVader1094 Před 10 lety +6

    1:40 the added music makes it so much better xD

    • @jfalk2473
      @jfalk2473 Před 10 lety

      Excuse me, but what song is that?

    • @LordVader1094
      @LordVader1094 Před 10 lety

      Josh Falkiner No idea.

    • @jfalk2473
      @jfalk2473 Před 10 lety

      LordVader1094 lol, it does suit however. I'm trying to search it up, but to no success...

    • @LordVader1094
      @LordVader1094 Před 10 lety

      Josh Falkiner I see haha

    • @calveras86
      @calveras86 Před 10 lety +2

      LordVader1094 its punch out theme also known as 'nigga stole mah bike'

  • @foxtrotwhiskey6651
    @foxtrotwhiskey6651 Před 8 lety +6

    If all Anime was like this, I might watch it, this is the best thing.

  • @MrUsoutlaw
    @MrUsoutlaw Před 7 lety +6

    man even in this version Van winkles death is so unsettling. its probably the only time in the actual show and abridged that i felt sorry for the bad guy/girl. she might of been an evil vampire but no one deserves to go out like that

    • @zerosen1972
      @zerosen1972 Před rokem

      Nah she's a Tumblrite. Death is a mercy for scum like her.

  • @OperatorBG
    @OperatorBG Před 3 lety +7

    0:42 The fact that you obviously haven’t seen what I did to the statue of Big J.
    Anderson:What have you done in Brazil 😠
    Anderson: *see’s Alucard hung a 420 YOLO SWAG 4 JESUS rainbow banner*
    😡😱AAAAAAAAAAHHHHHH!!!!!!!!

  • @dereklednicky8590
    @dereklednicky8590 Před 4 lety +1

    Nothing more badass than a vampire flying a jet.

  • @Rytonic69
    @Rytonic69 Před 3 lety +1

    Oh great, they turned Tumblr into a vampire

  • @StormsandSaugeye
    @StormsandSaugeye Před 7 lety +10

    The shoot to thrill scene is hands down one of the best done to date. I highly doubt that's going to be upstaged any time soon.
    WAIT A FUCKING SECOND, AIN'T IT NEARLY TIME FOR A NEW EPISODE?

  • @QueenKaitio
    @QueenKaitio Před 10 lety +5

    4:05 - 4:35 ....YES

  • @Jol-zp6oy
    @Jol-zp6oy Před 7 lety +1

    "Haven't you heard the sensation sweeping the nation? Bitches love Canons"

  • @rosekirito1013
    @rosekirito1013 Před 3 lety +4

    God i love it how alucard goes straight Michael myers and kills someone with a gun

  • @ICHBinCOOLERalsJeman
    @ICHBinCOOLERalsJeman Před 10 lety +39

    I am here for the Major's I love war speech ( ._.)

    • @Chrona876
      @Chrona876  Před 10 lety +4

      That was unfortunately cut out because of a copyright claim. Check the description for this with the speech included.

    • @coppercorsair1020
      @coppercorsair1020 Před 9 lety

      ICHBinCOOLERalsJeman *Major's*

    • @moonknight1016
      @moonknight1016 Před 8 lety +6

      +ICHBinCOOLERalsJeman *hevent you heard new sensations whipping the nations???*
      *BITCHES LOVES CANNONS*

    • @rattaratsoana688
      @rattaratsoana688 Před 3 lety

      ( ._.)

  • @Outlawbyname
    @Outlawbyname Před rokem +2

    I came back here just for the Alucard/Queen dialog. The only person to truly *get* Alucard

  • @JacobAnawalt
    @JacobAnawalt Před 10 měsíci +1

    They really had fun with this series

  • @JedAnimationStudios
    @JedAnimationStudios Před 7 lety +6

    1:06 I lost my shit XD

  • @michaelleader633
    @michaelleader633 Před rokem +3

    "Jesus fucking Christ, I've missed you!"
    Yes, I miss my grandmother too man. XD

    • @eren34558
      @eren34558 Před rokem

      that's not his grandma...that's his ex-girlfriend

    • @michaelleader633
      @michaelleader633 Před rokem

      @@eren34558 She reminds me of my dear sweet old trucker mouthed grandmother lol. That old dear could put the words Jesus, rat, stench, and balls in the same sentence.
      God, I miss her. :D

  • @zachdidow2441
    @zachdidow2441 Před 3 lety

    This may be the best thing ive ever seen.

  • @valkyrie_arts
    @valkyrie_arts Před 3 lety +2

    "Fraulein.. Fraulein... Fraulein..! HeY fRaUlEiN!"
    "Oy..."
    This line will never not make me giggle xD

  • @cjfox5496
    @cjfox5496 Před 5 lety

    Do you even read my Christmas list that is the best thing I've ever heard in my life

  • @firelily0894
    @firelily0894 Před 3 lety +1

    I don't know what this is but I love it

  • @aidenfurry471
    @aidenfurry471 Před 4 lety +2

    "The Cake Is A Lie"-Doug Rattman

  • @KingMarkus222
    @KingMarkus222 Před 10 lety

    I needed this for a good laugh

  • @jdfigs5916
    @jdfigs5916 Před 2 lety +2

    0:19 he literally came in with boss music 😂

  • @ChemicleExplosion
    @ChemicleExplosion Před 10 lety +21

    MY FAVORITE PARTS OF ALL OF HELLSING ABRIDGED WAS WHAT MY LIFE IS BASED OFF OF WHEN BASICALLY ARGUING WITH ANYONE: 0:47 - 0:59 AND 4:07 - 4:22

  • @mrblazeapound7856
    @mrblazeapound7856 Před 6 lety +2

    "I'm a bitch, I'm a lover, I'm a child, I'm a mother, I'm a sinner, I'm a saint, I do not-"

    • @SuperWolsey
      @SuperWolsey Před 6 lety +1

      Jerry The Meme Mouse "It didn't work. It did not work."

  • @jackofhearts7351
    @jackofhearts7351 Před 9 měsíci

    "Do you even READ MY CHRISTMAS LIST?!?!?!" 😂

  • @thedx1laggzZ
    @thedx1laggzZ Před 10 lety +5

    JESUS FUCKING CHRIST I'VE MISSED YOU!!!!! how to greet your partner after not seeing her for a week XD