TeamFourStar's | Hellsing Ultimate | 06-08 | Best of Alexander Anderson
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RIP to a legend, Alexander Anderson #BayonetsForDays
Compilation from eps 01-05 over here: • TeamFourStar's | Hells... - Zábava
“Don’t weep for the stupid, you’ll be crying all day.”
True wisdom.
That is from boondocks scades
New favorite line
@Only Death I know how military humor is, I’m current army active duty
@Only Death it’s mostly people who stay in or make it past the year mark but yeah we all have a very f-Ed up sense of humor
@@thatweeb3631 his favorite movie
"Father Anderson!"
"Context, Heinkel!"
Gets me every single time.
420 likes, as it always should be
no matter how many times i laugh at this, i still dont get the context becouse my names not Heinkel
Phrasing?
"You were a good boy Maxwell. Shame you were such a shite man" is one of me favs quotes ever
I'm going to write his quotes down. They honestly hit on a different level.
I'm still didn't understand why Maxwell younger than that crazy guy.
"I'm not sorry for what I did but I am sorry that I had to do it"
“I leave for a day and the catholics are crusading while the nazis are invading”
Love that line
It just sounds sooooo much like team rockets catchphrase
"Anderson! It's only been a few days, but it's felt like years. And you... I want to say... Logan? Anderson what's this guys name." "Hmghm." "Oh better watch out for *hgmgh*."
@@lokithesnake6266
“ALUCAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARD!!!!!!!”
This was literally just every scene he was in
Exactly
Yes
He is just that badass
Yes, your point being?
"5:21"
Holy shit I forgot how uncensored the TFS team did this series.
"These are Catholic suicide bombers. Oh this day is great!"
"Is it racist to say it sounds better in Arabic?"
I gotta rewatch all of it
LMAO is it racist if it sounds better in Arabic That had me wheeezing
It took me a moment to get the joke and then I was like OOOOH
He actually says "ninja Catholic suicide bombers". Because you do know they're Naruto running, right?
It sounds better as catholic suicide bomber lol
Saying TFS team is as redundant as saying ATM machine.
"You can make a formal protest, nail it to his door, LIKE A PROTESTANT!" still gets me everytime 🤣
Honestly, that's easily her best line in the Abridged series.
*Womaan*
anderson was fine facing dracula.... until he called him worthy opponent
Didn’t think he was actually facing em
Anderson went: "how I'm supposed to get hard with this mood?!"
The transition after "Anderson, what's this guy's name?" had me choking.
"Hmmmmmm."
"Oh, better watch out for HMmMmMmM!"
Ur not the only 1
The way alucrads tone changed when he realized what Anderson was gonna do with that nail truly embodies their relationship in the most beautiful way imaginable
It even makes more sense in the following scenes when he's talking with Satan that Alucard became this Monster not out of seeking power for powers' sake; but in an attempt to save his people that were being slaughtered by the Turks due to God having turned his back to the Wallachians' plight. Following this and seeing how other Vampires of lesser means and virtues were abusing their powers for selfish and destructive ends; Alucard decided to destroy them all and ensure that no other Vampire would ever rise to his level of power: at least not until he was ABSOLUTELY sure that humanity would be able to truly stand against the Nightwalkers on their own. And the only way that could happen, would be to have a Human of great natural power and conviction be able to kill Alucard at his fullest strength: and the only ones that came close to that goal were Van Hellsing and Alexander Anderson.
Van Hellsing and the Hellsing Organization would come close to wiping out all Vampires thanks to their resources and their skills, but it wasn't enough to satisfy Alucard in the slightest. Alexander Anderson was the next option following the death of Van Hellsing; but when Father Anderson pulled out St. Helena's Nail to stab himself through the heart with it to gain power over Alucard; that was when he felt absolutely betrayed that Anderson would force himself to go that low to try and defeat Alucard.
Alucard simply wants to die knowing that Humanity will never again suffer from monsters like Vampires ever again.
Teah alucards hatred passed through
@@0hvist I believe the quote they used in the actual show was "A monster cannot kill another monster, only a human can." Alucard *wants* Alexander to be strong enough to kill him on his own, he could have actually accepted death if it came at Alexanders hands. But thats not what happened. Alexander turned himself into a monster to kill a monster. And thats why Alucard is so heartbroken.
@@seasnaill2589 More like an abomination rather than a monster. We can only speculate what would happen if Alexander manage to kill alucard with the nail in his heart. Many says he would rage against the world a massive war.
@@seasnaill2589I think the quote was from the major
"How fitting I took a man with the trappings of a monster to kill a monster with the trappings of a man"
“I hope you don’t mind, I brought some friends..? Associates? ...Slaves. I brought Slaves.”
‘THE MORE THE MERRIER!!’
5:18
"I made peace with my demons. May I tell you how?"
"Of course."
"Fuck you thats how!"
Walter robbed us!
"She is sassy as fuck holy shit I like her" 😂😂
Every single time it gets me
Which hits because, if I recall right, those 2 never meet in the actual show.
timestamp?
9:10 What makes this line even better is that is actually both a verse and from the movie.
Tfs is some high level shit
Genesis 9 6 right? Also they say Boondock Saints suck. But I digress
Integra: Write a formal protest... Nail it to their door... Like a Protestant!
"What chapter is that verse from?"
"Boondock Saints, my favorite movie."
"Fuckin called it."
What makes that line even better is that is actually both a verse and from the movie.
@@berserker4861 what makes it better than that is Anderson sells it. Like him saying it before he dies really hits ya good
It's also my favourite line it is genesis 9:6
"I have a terrible guilt and rage inside of me that can only be quelled by the blood and subjugation of the unclean."
"Oh, you'll fit right in!"
That one always gets me too. Like, as funny as Alexander is, the dude is still a legit evangelical monster. xD
"Don't weep for the stupid, you'll be crying all day" I'm definitely going to use that.
But if you never cry for the stupid you shall never cry
Father Anderson is the embodiment of God's will, a true man of god and only shows greed for fighting the undead :>
Alucard commentating the entire time Anderson makes his way to him has me dying everytime.
Compared to the original last battle they made Anderson's transformation more badass
How was the original?
Some kind of eldritch shit like "Oh Jesus was a aliend and if I inject his blood on me by stabbing me in the heart I will have superpowers and not just fcking die" ?
If it was something like that I swear.
@@saulesalejos4483
Basically it was a nail that, because it was covered in the blood of Christ, when Alexander pierced his heart it turned him into a monster of god
@@saulesalejos4483 nah, it was more of that Anderson just become completely silent and only removing it did he die as his usual self. Basically TFS took a creative liberty so cool that I wish it were canon.
Adding the Prayer of Absolution as he transformed into a monster of God was a touch so damned inspired I wish it were in the original.
I love how the 3 factions each have their own monster Trump card.
Hellsing has Alucard/Dracula
Iscariot has Anderson/Frankenstein
Millennium has The Captain/The Wolfman.
Now we just need the U.S to come in with the Mummy and we'll have a Universal Monster reunion: Anime Style!!
The US? Nah the US brings the Marine Corps
How is the captain the wolf man btw
@@rookhousestudios1666turns into a wolf during his fight
The monster of the US would be the creature of the black lagoon
Okay, im off to become a mummy for merica
Someone else said this, but it bears repeating: Anderson was _so close_ to being correct- that nail would have absolutely demolished Alucard, down to the last cursed drop of his blood. If Anderson had done what Alucard said and stabbed him with it. But instead, Anderson choose to use the weapon on himself, and became a monster of God. That, more than anything, likely hurt Alucard more than any of Anderson’s bayonets could.
I think he would have killed Alucard after using the nail on himself if Seras hadn't intervened.
@@superdogsam6230 It’s quite possible. Though Alucard himself didn’t want Anderson to go through with it- in the manga and original ova, he pleaded desperately for Anderson not to “become a monster like me.” Anderson, unfortunately, chose to disregard Alucard’s supplication, as he wanted to become a “monster of god.”
Sadly for everyone involved, we saw how that turned out, and it’s a brilliant, tragic moment that humanizes both men.
08:52 best part in the entire abridged series hands down
Saddest part hell yes and it was great :,)
And we all agree FUCK WALTER
In the feels he was the joker of Alucards Batman
@@hanzogang798 I always felt he was the Batman to Alucard's Joker
6:10
I love how he just accepts it
Lmao
"That's the ONLY time you get to call me any kinda cunt!"
Alucard in the background "She is sassy as fuck oh I think I'm going to like her"
One thing that TeamFourStar got wrong is that Anderson as a Catholic priest does have the authority to forgive sins.
Well that's why he performed his last rights before trying to kill him
Probably why he brought the nail
Well… it’s technically more like they have the authority to ‘speak on behalf of God’. They can’t actually forgive them themselves, hence why Anderson took ‘forgiving Alucard in the “name of God”’ to it’s literal extreme
for coins right
"Is it racist to say that sounds better in arabic" lmfao
Sad bit is I was thinking the same thing
"If we're doin this--and WE *ARE* DOING THIS--I'm not gonna come swingin at Dracula! I'm killin Alucard!"
5:10 "Hope you don't mind. I brought some friends. Associates. Slaves? Slaves. I brought slaves."
6:03 - The parody of just fucking THAT. The awareness of English speakers who've watched subtitled stuff enough that they hear it credit voice and instantly recognize it but don't necessarily know what it means word-for-word and then retranslate it to fit in this scene---fucking SOLID.
6:37 "Ninja Catholic Suicide bombers. What a fun day."
"Is it racist to say that sounds better in Arabic?"
7:33 "From the DON'T FUCK WITH THIS armory?!"
"Awwww fuckin' c'mon man!"
9:32 "Alucard, I hate you, but I understand you. You seek out your own justice to right the countless wrongs you have committed. To find forgiveness and salvation. But when you find it, will you accept it? As a man, much like you, once lost adrift in the mad world, I made peace with my demons. May I tell you how?"
God is great "allahu akbar"
"Through the ministry of the church, May god give you pardon and peace. And i absolve you from your sins, in the name of the father and of the son and the holy spirit.. Amen" CHILLS every damn time
They really passed up the chance to have them yell "Deus Vult" when they blew themselves up.
Maybe they try to make a pun, if ya know what i mean.
The one thing I wished they kept was when anderson stabbed himself in the heart with the nail, and alucard using whatever little humanity he had left, was begging anderson not to do that. it was a heartfelt scene, because alucard wanted him to beat him as he was.
The Iscariots legit Naruto run
Y'all know you're Naruto running right?
@@cunningsmile4166 and its legit.
I also realize what "The Game" that winkle referenced was. Tfs really wanted to piss of older audiences with that line XD
@@TheBonesMalone I-I still don't get "The Game". Can you help me out there?
@@PikaBlue742 Basically before our phones were a thing people played something called "The Game" basically, once you hear someone talk of "the game", which is always them announcing that they've lost, you then end up playing it.
The whole premis is to hear it once, and forget about it, if you end up remembering it, you need to shout "I lost The Game"
The only way to win is to die, as you won't remember the game after death. Probably.
@@TheBonesMalone ...That's....... Wow...
Why does the Judas Iscariot have the actual Body of Christ???
Like wHaT?!? How?
Iscariot is fighting monster branch of catholic church
It's very clear how pointless guns are for them already, if they ask, you give
@@0Arcoverde
Still doesn't explain how actually have the actual Body of Christ.
Like dude, remember, on the third day, Jesus's body was gone, and Jesus appeared to His disciples. Then, He rose to Heaven.
There's no way the Iscariots have the actual Body of Christ. If they did, that only meant they killed Jesus Himself.
So much for worshipping God.
@@johnsonbaroncaveler6634 debatable, ad many schollars like to believe he intended to die for our sins, agreeing with judas to be betrayed and with the crowd to save Barrabás
But also, in the animation, it's clearly a piece of wood, a nail probably
If the cross represents jesus, any part of it is also the body of jesus
@@0Arcoverde technically bread is also Jesus’ body let him fight alucard with a baguette
Who says they have his body?
Anderson had a NAIL from the cross.
Yes blood on it. But not the body
Bayonet for days 😂
Care to correct yourself?
@@cunningsmile4166 about?
@@cunningsmile4166 ooo nvm j get it i rewatched it and it made sense smh lmao
@@changedmynamecauseofyt652 bayonets for days
2:27 i hate that the actual show left me kind of confused as to why Anderson killed maxwell but here they make it kind of obvious
10:04 What we all know Alex was gonna say: I- f*ck you, that’s how!
He probably will do that just to get back at alucard
Wouldn't have been the time for that... Unless he was just about to perish (before Walter stomps on him) and explaining how he faced his demons took more time to explain than he had left.
0:52 has to be my favorite. Cannot stop replaying XD
Woooooow...Walter REEEEEALLY fucked up there at the end, holy shit
8:15 The most satisfying line ever to me.
5:18
My favorite part
Alucard is a great commentator.
"who shall ever sheds man's blood by man his blood shall be shed by God he shall be man" love that boondocks saints
0:08 yep he’s Irish definitely
Yep he's definitely not he's Scottish it's an American trying to do a near impossible accent to actually master
8:13
“Through the ministry of the church may God give you pardon and peace, and I absolve you from your sins, in the name of The Father, and of The Son, and of the Holy Spirit Amen.”
Lady's and Gentlemen the Catholic version of Solomon Kane.
" may be a bit racist, but it sounds better in Arabic." Lol that shit wad hilarious
I also love how anderson makes a cross with his blades while alucard makes an inverted cross
7:08 somehow to me this is the scariest thing Anderson ever said.
So, could a full-blooded Seras have taken Anderson? I'd like to say she could, but Alucard is also just on another level from everyone else entirely
Probably not
Assuming Seras "works" the same way Alucard does... she has only two lives. Anderson would slaughter her.
@@HubiKoshi fair point
So each major factions (Hellsing, Iscariots, and the Nazis) have a heavy hitter and a "sidekick" of sorts. Alucard, Alexander, and The Captain (werewolf) are the heavy hitters while Seras, Heinkel and Schrodinger are the sidekicks per se
@@icicle_ai To be fair I think Zorrin qualifies as the sidekick, Shrodinger has zero combat ability as far as we know.
You know you’re watching a good fan made abridged series when they know to keep the emotional highlights.
Shirou from Fate series has Unlimited Blade Works. Alexander Anderson from Hellsing Ultimate has Unlimited Faith Works.
I love how alucard goes from serious to laid back and chill in a moment's notice
6:30 y'all know your Naruto running right?
0:45-1:02 The reformation summed up in in 20 seconds, and its beautiful
Anderson is a badass.. So is Alucard...
What his name Logan.. I believe..
Cuz his Anderson..that scene killed me😂😂😂😂
Anyone else ever wander why Alucard even uses guns? He's literally capable of ripping anyone apart with his bare hands.
Not very fun when you can instantly just kill anybody without any injuries inflicted upon you whatsoever
"BECAUSE IT'S FUCKIN' FUN", to quote the eponymous man of this video himself
That’s basically asking why the doom slayer uses guns
@@madtwist2364 another valid answer: “because fuck you that’s why”
To quote Anderson, "'CAUSE ITS FUCKIN FUUUN!"
2:21 epic quote and and great church/satanic music.
Best of Anderson - Puts in every clip of Anderson
Legend
3:05 "Awww, you'll fit right in" omg 😹😹😹😹😹
"If we're doing this... and WE ARE doing this!" Is one of my fav thingys. But that doesn't say much cause this guy just speaks in quotable.
this is art!
What a treat to wake up to
These videos are SO incredibly high quality and they just keep improving somehow,
keep em coming
hails from drauglur from germany
fun fact, his "whoso ever shed man's blood" isn't actually "from" Boondock Saints, he's almost directly quoting the King James version of Genesis 9:6.
I've never heard a more unsettling "I forgive you".
"Like a Protestant!"
I feel that in my Lutheran soul of souls. Such a banger line.
im gonna miss this irish badass!
I love that he lists “god” and “virtue” seperately. Haha.
NGL i think theres a clone of anderson out there. Also, its just a heart. he can regen that
Even if the series didn't show it we all know Anderson went straight to the best possible place God can offer in heaven. He laid down his life for God along with having unshakeable faith.
Then rejected that went to he'll to continue fighting as that's his heaven
2:00 He sounds like Mr. Big Head from Rocko's Modern Life
1:57 the quick cut to Maxells face on the right side of the screen where Logan was is amazing. I didnt notice it had cut I though you had cropped Maxwell over Logan
Well I'm disappointed Dracula only makes a brief appearance I like the fact that the noble way he regards Alexander angers him and Alexander demands for him to switch back to the personality of the amalgamated monster. He didn't come to murder a man he came to slay a beast.
1:16 I just now got the joke
You didnt even include his gardener dream... Fokin hell!
The abridged is pretty much just another dub at this point
Making my way downtown
Bayonets for days
6:30 yall know your naruto running right? 🤣
This is relevant to both the canon and abridged series, but the moment where Alucard decided he couldn't forgive Walter - whether he was a double agent or not - was when he crushed Anderson's head; Alucard wanted to give Alexander his last words, and Walter stole that from him.
7:08 perfect read
Kinda amazing how the only thing that left any lasting damage on Anderson was a gun that could punch a basketball sized hole through an engine block.
6:55 the best part😂😂
Anderson is a trip lol
8:13 Love this scene
Alexander anderson is soo cool and such a badass, 5:05 if that happened to me I'd definitely wouldn't be able to fight back, especially this part 8:54 that was super awesome... except for the last part, puck you butler.
Hehehehe, *fucken called it*
From the dont fuck with this armory :)
Father Anderson .... call me daddy
08:35
... Hey, isn't that the music from when Mufasa died in Lion King?
I wonder how long he was waiting for an excuse to do that😂😂
I do so very desperately want to play a Fr Anderson DnD cleric character. Probably would have to multiclass into something. I’m thinking fighter for more martial weapon tricks since he hardly ever uses priestly magic or anything beyond being tough as nails and jamming bayonets in monster faces.
Bayonets and eyes for days
The epitome of necromancy.
Fun fact - if you have captions on when the Bayonet stabs the glass around Maxwell they say "The will of God himself."
Byonets for days.
Rip big barry
Anderson is the proper Irishman
#BAYONETS4DAYZ!!!
Fuck hellsing is awesome and it'll always be XD also Boon Dock Saints 1&2 are good movies alexander
"is it racist to say that sounds better in arabic"🤣🤣😂🤣😂😂😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣
oh that holy pope box
1:46 - when the actual Hellsing Ultimate aired a new episode or OVA once a year haha
“Holy pope box”