Hellsing Abridged - Best Moments 4

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Komentáře • 419

  • @indiagale7918
    @indiagale7918 Před 9 lety +1845

    "THAT'S A WOMAN?"
    "SHE'S 22?"

  • @AlzoAdimantime
    @AlzoAdimantime Před 5 lety +2066

    "Leave zat be, no one vill deny vhat ve did"
    Loved that line

    • @GZilla311
      @GZilla311 Před 4 lety +131

      Alzo1664 Adimantime Even the Major is disgusted.

    • @thescoundrel793
      @thescoundrel793 Před 3 lety +124

      He said it himself, Hitler hated the Jewish people, not him

    • @FBI-dr4bk
      @FBI-dr4bk Před 3 lety +134

      Funny thing is, people still deny what they did.

    • @jeshonloonskin4176
      @jeshonloonskin4176 Před 3 lety +40

      @@FBI-dr4bk exactly.

    • @electricangel4488
      @electricangel4488 Před 3 lety +105

      he proably loves the brutality and hates the arbitrariness
      like mein furher sure i like a mass murder war just as much as you but your being very selective

  • @heill232
    @heill232 Před 6 lety +732

    "I see four."
    C4 is noticed
    "When you get to hell, tell em' Penward sent you. And then apologize on my behalf for the inconvenience ."
    Honestly that's fucking badass.

    • @isdrakon9802
      @isdrakon9802 Před 2 lety +50

      The original and abridged did quite amazing with that scene

    • @dancingcarapace
      @dancingcarapace Před 3 měsíci

      @@isdrakon9802fr, the fact that even in the original Penwood just fucking **laughed** at the vampires. Dude _knew_ he was done for, but he was still gonna humiliate those traitors.

    • @vihuynhquang5204
      @vihuynhquang5204 Před měsícem

      Yet he still get the last dissing even after dead. This time not intentional

  • @OllieAndFriend
    @OllieAndFriend Před 7 lety +1162

    "Ze Judas Priest!" "Vait you mean like ze band?" "THEY VERE NAMED AFTER HIM!"

  • @KingDerpy13
    @KingDerpy13 Před 7 lety +1070

    "Who wants daddy's belt?"
    *tears them to shreds*
    "Now think about what you did."

    • @BRSuperGame
      @BRSuperGame Před 3 lety +18

      Remember me of my childhood

    • @hamper6511
      @hamper6511 Před 2 lety +7

      _the council starts talking why they are being whipped_

    • @glitchyfloppa4404
      @glitchyfloppa4404 Před 2 lety

      czcams.com/video/MceTCO2Kez4/video.html

  • @angrywizard3199
    @angrywizard3199 Před 3 lety +1179

    "Is it her incredible skill? Her unpredictable nature?
    Z E B I G T I T T I E S ?"

  • @dinglefriccer900
    @dinglefriccer900 Před 3 lety +513

    Alexander Anderson's speech at the end is fucking amazing. Incredible how this abridged series refined the scenes as well as parodied them.

  • @GZilla311
    @GZilla311 Před 4 lety +681

    1:31 I like how even the Major has standards.

    • @shadowclaw7210
      @shadowclaw7210 Před 3 lety +70

      It also possible he proud

    • @vacciniumaugustifolium1420
      @vacciniumaugustifolium1420 Před 2 lety +25

      @@shadowclaw7210 My man want to destroy as many innocent lifes as possible, I'm surprised he don't want to destroy it out of jealousy 😅

    • @Zak-tk8wv
      @Zak-tk8wv Před 2 lety

      not really

    • @JS-fz8iu
      @JS-fz8iu Před 2 lety +5

      @@shadowclaw7210 That was not the tone of being proud.

    • @unknowncommenter6698
      @unknowncommenter6698 Před rokem +3

      @@vacciniumaugustifolium1420 I mean he probably was contributing to it, no?

  • @phaethos
    @phaethos Před 3 lety +153

    2:53 Sir Penwood. Bards take note; this is how you use vicious mockery to go out like a boss.

  • @BloodWolf752
    @BloodWolf752 Před 9 lety +485

    Sargent Claus, have you spotted frau Hellsing?
    Ja Major, driving past Primrose Hill
    Is it on fire?
    It could be more on fire....

    • @Medicaceshot
      @Medicaceshot Před 9 lety +25

      Where you see one man I C4.... C4? ohhhhhhhh shhhhhiiiiiitttttttt!

    • @Medicaceshot
      @Medicaceshot Před 9 lety +21

      Medicaceshot When you get to hell tell them sir penwood sent ya! then apologize for the inconvenience! BLAM!!!

    • @masscreationbroadcasts
      @masscreationbroadcasts Před 4 měsíci

      I came to this video for that quote.

  • @matthewbaker5384
    @matthewbaker5384 Před 4 lety +1021

    "who are we?"
    "the necessary evil"
    "why are we necessary?"
    "to purge the world of evil worse than man"
    "and why are we, gods chosen few, ordained to undertake this unholy task?"
    "because no one else will"
    "and, because it's f###in fun! *laughter* ha ha ha amen!"

  • @the_luckiest_charm
    @the_luckiest_charm Před 3 lety +226

    The major talking the lyrics of 'war' while it plays is gold

  • @HellfireLotus
    @HellfireLotus Před 4 lety +245

    3:35 "Gutenaven, could you please pull over?" Got me 😂

    • @sirtuna8066
      @sirtuna8066 Před 3 lety +52

      Fairly certain he said "Guten Abend" which means good evening in German

    • @wisemankugelmemicus1701
      @wisemankugelmemicus1701 Před 3 lety +13

      That was probably the most German thing in the series

    • @ConradKurze
      @ConradKurze Před 3 lety +8

      would be even funnier if Johann was ordered "to stop that automobile"

    • @thegreenguy8837
      @thegreenguy8837 Před 3 lety +1

      Same here.

    • @ookipuki
      @ookipuki Před 2 lety +1

      🤣😭😭😭😭

  • @BiggusDckuss
    @BiggusDckuss Před 3 lety +107

    “Who wants daddy’s belt?”
    *proceeds to slaughter a dozen men like nothing*
    “Now think about what you’ve done.”

  • @benjaythewhite
    @benjaythewhite Před 8 lety +405

    How did Nicolas Cage even get to write the foreword on a plan that has been possibly 50 years in the making?

    • @themeddite2935
      @themeddite2935 Před 6 lety +39

      Benjamin Rennie he has his ways.

    • @NightBlaze911
      @NightBlaze911 Před 3 lety +4

      Id like to hear this forward

    • @egeorgiades93
      @egeorgiades93 Před 3 lety +39

      I like to think it’s a reference to the Nic Cage lookalike picture from the 1800’s making him an immortal, but that might be me pulling at long distance straws.

    • @shadowking1380
      @shadowking1380 Před 3 lety +6

      Cause much like the G D batman he’s G D Nicholas Cage

    • @Zak-tk8wv
      @Zak-tk8wv Před 2 lety +1

      Lol

  • @LazerMan471
    @LazerMan471 Před 9 lety +818

    Where you see one man, i c4 XD

    • @digitalrailroader
      @digitalrailroader Před 6 lety +87

      When you get to hell, tell them Penwood sent you! And then apologize on my behalf for the inconvenience!

    • @gagejohnathan9641
      @gagejohnathan9641 Před 5 lety +24

      @@digitalrailroader I swear I saw a comment. where hell wrote to pennwood, I laughed hard thatvday

    • @defiantspirit8512
      @defiantspirit8512 Před 5 lety +5

      digitalrailroader still so polite even when being badass lol

    • @MrVidman14
      @MrVidman14 Před 4 lety +5

      Took me a while to get it, i thought he meant 4 bombs then i realised it was c4

    • @ampocalypsew3883
      @ampocalypsew3883 Před 3 lety +6

      That's actually the most badass line, and it needs to be I the history books

  • @hanon2012
    @hanon2012 Před 9 lety +468

    hans, hans, bring it down a notch

    • @TheDoomCupcakes
      @TheDoomCupcakes Před 9 lety +65

      *quieter* woo.

    • @robbieking4070
      @robbieking4070 Před 9 lety +67

      ***** Integra: *cuts of Hans' head*
      Nazi: HANS! NEIN! And he was having such a good day! He even got to burn down London bridge! Sing the song! Everything!

    • @robbieking4070
      @robbieking4070 Před 9 lety +20

      ***** Integra: *cuts of Hans' head*
      Nazi: HANS! NEIN! And he was having such a good day! He even got to burn down London bridge! Sing the song! Everything!

    • @Spooky_Blue
      @Spooky_Blue Před 8 lety +13

      +Yellow Pikmin88 I actually kind of feel bad for Hans ;~;

    • @caseyeriksen2345
      @caseyeriksen2345 Před 3 lety +1

      I’m going to pretend that Hans was actually still alive, and was with Sargent claus.

  • @crappy.arianna7553
    @crappy.arianna7553 Před 8 lety +552

    "That's a woman?!"
    "She's twenty two?!"
    😂😂😂I was confused on her gender at first.

    • @khylerbane4523
      @khylerbane4523 Před 7 lety +17

      speaking of which the "pop pop whatching heathens drop" person is a crossdressing androgynous (sorry if misspelled) woman. whos around the same age as seras/police girl.

    • @charlottewalnut3118
      @charlottewalnut3118 Před 4 lety +11

      @@khylerbane4523 read Crossfire Heinkels boobs are huge.

    • @unknowncommenter6698
      @unknowncommenter6698 Před rokem +5

      I wasn't confused about gender, but I sure was confused about her age. And why she's "sir" Integra, is it a title?

    • @ThSadomasohista
      @ThSadomasohista Před rokem +12

      @@unknowncommenter6698 Ser (which is pronounced the same as Sir, generally) is how Knights are referred to, so yes, it is likely that the Hellsing family is knight household.

  • @katarzynamatracz4011
    @katarzynamatracz4011 Před 9 lety +322

    london bridge is falling down! falling down? falling down? fallin down? Falling down, my fair lady what shall we do?

  • @chrishubbard64
    @chrishubbard64 Před 3 lety +119

    I loved the c4 line. It was a crowning moment of badass for a total loser in his last moments.

  • @FallenDante00x
    @FallenDante00x Před 9 lety +141

    Seriously, the speech of the last scene is just boss. Every time I'm playing a game I hear that just before the bloodbath begins. BEST (just about) minute and thirty seconds scene ever

  • @MegaAnimazing
    @MegaAnimazing Před 8 lety +69

    And Hanzz was having such a good day, he burned down London bridge, sang the song, everything.

  • @Blaze-hh7vw
    @Blaze-hh7vw Před rokem +9

    Contain ze calamity.. Zhat is your mammaries
    I swear I never wheezed so hard in my life when I first heard that

  • @Jame5man
    @Jame5man Před 2 lety +493

    “When you get to hell tell them Pennwood sent you! Then apologize on my behalf for the inconvenience.”
    If that isn’t the most British line of all time.

    • @suus1027
      @suus1027 Před 2 lety +22

      The most badass line a brit can have

    • @FlanGG0
      @FlanGG0 Před rokem +6

      There is one more.
      God. Save. The Queen.

    • @bonziforest52
      @bonziforest52 Před rokem +3

      im british and i can vouch

    • @iExploder
      @iExploder Před 11 měsíci +2

      @@FlanGG0- After all this time, "God save the King" just doesn't have the same vibe.

    • @unemiryune9322
      @unemiryune9322 Před 8 měsíci

      the most british line would be 'oh hi, aborigen people, we're gonna kill you all and take your resources!'

  • @craytherlaygaming2852
    @craytherlaygaming2852 Před rokem +40

    The fact Anderson is Scottish couldn't be more perfect

    • @zsombortelek8411
      @zsombortelek8411 Před rokem +5

      I think he's Irish.

    • @craytherlaygaming2852
      @craytherlaygaming2852 Před rokem

      @@zsombortelek8411 that ain't irish dude... that bloody fōken scottish ya wee lad

    • @SyniStar616
      @SyniStar616 Před rokem +2

      Confirmed Irish, he works for the Vatican, the Catholic Church. There are two nationalities that possess the highest rates of Catholicism on the Earth, the Italians and the Irish. Scotland isn't widely known for its religious affiliation, but as a member state of the United Kingdom, it's likely to be some flavor of Protestantism, much like England.

  • @TheLaluciDaniel
    @TheLaluciDaniel Před 3 lety +629

    This abridged series ruined the original one for me just like Sword Art Online Abridge did.
    I tried re-watching this, and the original character's don't even come close to these guys, I MEAN BY GOD, Anderson sounds so much cooler!

    • @NEEDbacon
      @NEEDbacon Před 3 lety +98

      "Because IT'S FUCKING FUN!"

    • @matthewluebbering7180
      @matthewluebbering7180 Před 3 lety +64

      To be fair, it’s not hard to make SAO unlikeabble

    • @jakejohnson718
      @jakejohnson718 Před 3 lety +20

      They had us in the first part not gonna lie

    • @TheLaluciDaniel
      @TheLaluciDaniel Před 3 lety +12

      @@matthewluebbering7180 Yeah, though to be fair, there are worst mainstream animes than SAO, although this show really went to shit during Alicialization.

    • @maxpayne930
      @maxpayne930 Před 3 lety +3

      Don,t forget Slap on Titan :)

  • @shadowking1380
    @shadowking1380 Před 3 lety +228

    That fanboying by Anderson when he met up with Integra though 😂 and you have to admit there are times where your not sure who’s more insane alucard or Anderson?

    • @notveryartificial4486
      @notveryartificial4486 Před rokem +10

      I think they are equally insane lol. Since every time they meet they both are ready to fight with similar vigour and same face expressions :D

    • @user-ru1fm6xn4x
      @user-ru1fm6xn4x Před 11 měsíci +2

      the asnwer is yes

    • @Gekkouga2310
      @Gekkouga2310 Před 9 měsíci +1

      Both

  • @annusiansargent7945
    @annusiansargent7945 Před 3 lety +66

    "It could be more on fire"
    -the entire west coast

  • @TheActualRealDrPepper
    @TheActualRealDrPepper Před 3 lety +57

    4:48 I can't be the only one who found this pretty badass, right?

  • @princesstinklepanties2720
    @princesstinklepanties2720 Před 9 lety +223

    Poor Hans ;-;7 least he got to burn London bridge down.

  • @armondshakir3655
    @armondshakir3655 Před 9 lety +85

    London bridge is falling down !
    Falling down ?
    FALLING DOWN !
    London bridge is falling down my fair lady

  • @trazyntheinfinite9895
    @trazyntheinfinite9895 Před 4 lety +35

    "Is it on fire?"
    "it could be more on fire."

  • @GurenZ01
    @GurenZ01 Před 3 lety +59

    Anderson's reemergence is literally the reason I'm favoriting this.

  • @jacksonbrooks404
    @jacksonbrooks404 Před 3 lety +45

    I gotta say, Anderson’s speech at the end is actually based

    • @Mr_Schizo
      @Mr_Schizo Před rokem +2

      His speech is something that the Taliban would agree with

  • @doctorwho3708
    @doctorwho3708 Před 3 lety +36

    Pensworth had the best quote I ever heard.

  • @mmmohyeah281
    @mmmohyeah281 Před 6 lety +50

    4:15
    Gordon Ramsay awakens from the dead

  • @rustkarl
    @rustkarl Před 4 lety +100

    Show the first scene without any context to someone who knows nothing about this series and watch them call the FBI

    • @sakilynn
      @sakilynn Před 3 lety +2

      Oh god now I'm tempted.

    • @robertchaney2704
      @robertchaney2704 Před 3 lety +2

      As someone who has never seen the show I can confirm I nearly seep dialed Washington

    • @Zak-tk8wv
      @Zak-tk8wv Před 2 lety

      Lol

  • @AimlessSavant
    @AimlessSavant Před 4 lety +73

    Anderson: Basically a crusader JackCepticEye

    • @Atom_dom_2004
      @Atom_dom_2004 Před 3 lety +1

      Pretty sure that’s a Scottish accent not Irish

    • @AimlessSavant
      @AimlessSavant Před 3 lety +5

      @@Atom_dom_2004 Anderson in the Ova is an irishman. His voice in abridged is simply more hammy. Much like how Jack hams up his own accent in videos.

    • @werewolfgundam1212
      @werewolfgundam1212 Před 3 lety

      Yass

    • @jozokrstanovic9040
      @jozokrstanovic9040 Před rokem

      @@Atom_dom_2004 Irish since he's Catholic while Scotts are protestants.

  • @corruptedcore9854
    @corruptedcore9854 Před 6 lety +37

    Man, you can't make "the best of" HUA, because this show is amazing in it's entirety.

    • @unknowncommenter6698
      @unknowncommenter6698 Před rokem

      For me later episodes aren't as good as first ones. Maybe because source material got me so bored I skipped it almost to the end.

  • @terracarge9678
    @terracarge9678 Před 4 lety +22

    That last scene is fking pvp guilds in mmo games when they find that juicy juicy fight.

    • @Dovah22
      @Dovah22 Před 4 lety +3

      Or the aholes who went and spread corrupted blood in WoW back in ‘05.

  • @the_priest_of_holy_moon_cult

    Your damned right they were named after him he's that bad ass!

  • @HunhowsShadowStalker
    @HunhowsShadowStalker Před 9 lety +86

    *Sniff sniff* Something's burning...

    • @JesterHellequin
      @JesterHellequin Před 9 lety +8

      RED Soldier leave that be no one will deny what we did
      your comment is even funnier considering the fact soldier was in WW2

    • @HunhowsShadowStalker
      @HunhowsShadowStalker Před 9 lety +2

      The Red King Actually, I was denied to be in World War II. Instead, I went on my personal Nazi killing spree.

    • @JesterHellequin
      @JesterHellequin Před 9 lety

      RED Soldier so you did I'm sure you must have smacked the major at least once

    • @HunhowsShadowStalker
      @HunhowsShadowStalker Před 9 lety

      The Red King I smacked him right in the gabber.

    • @JesterHellequin
      @JesterHellequin Před 9 lety +2

      RED Soldier the funniest thing is he's a cyborg yet he is still fat

  • @electricangel4488
    @electricangel4488 Před 3 lety +76

    "Leave that be''
    showing both he is very honest in war, wants people to know war, and might even be a little proud of the action as a war crime.
    it realy sets him ironicaly apart from the nazies. he is just about war and nothing more.

    • @madworldfan123
      @madworldfan123 Před 3 lety +12

      I get a feeling that that line, the line where he differentiates himself from Hitler on Jews, and his final monologue before his death that he is using the Nazi organization for his own misanthropic purposes. He's like Alucard in that aspect, hating everyone equally

    • @electricangel4488
      @electricangel4488 Před 3 lety +6

      @@madworldfan123 agreed he seems like he wishes for killing for killing sake. maybe he he'd even disagree with the genosides on the grounds it could be far more violent.

    • @christopherbravo1813
      @christopherbravo1813 Před 2 lety +1

      to be fair, it's not like Hitler and the rest were ashamed of the genocide.

    • @christopherbravo1813
      @christopherbravo1813 Před 2 lety

      @@madworldfan123 I'd say that he was actually more in line with Hitler's true ideals than even the likes of Heinrich Himmler ever could be.

    • @electricangel4488
      @electricangel4488 Před 2 lety +1

      @@christopherbravo1813 thats the point the major proably thinks it daft not to kill everyone.

  • @senkensu
    @senkensu Před 3 lety +24

    Besides Angel Dust being a codename for a drug, it’s also the name of Kouta Hirano’s hentai series which had a prototype Anderson in it.

    • @kitsumekat
      @kitsumekat Před 3 lety +8

      I'm both afraid to ask and is curious about this hentai...

    • @senkensu
      @senkensu Před 3 lety +4

      @@kitsumekat the internet is v a s t

    • @kitsumekat
      @kitsumekat Před 3 lety +3

      @@senkensu the internet also has illegal stuff.

  • @TheNaturalnuke
    @TheNaturalnuke Před 8 lety +40

    Pop pop watch'n heathens drop.

  • @eugeneoliveros5814
    @eugeneoliveros5814 Před 5 lety +13

    0:08 bf5 when the requisitions glitch and all the enemy squads use their v1s at the same time

  • @oakleaves3605
    @oakleaves3605 Před 3 lety +9

    "who wants daddy's belt?😏"
    *Starts shooting*
    Yeah... I feel the same...

  • @sriharibalaji1663
    @sriharibalaji1663 Před 3 lety +5

    1:32 gold

  • @mewtube2425
    @mewtube2425 Před 3 lety +17

    Anyone else kind of finding it weird that Nazi vampires are more tolerant than regular Nazis?

  • @w3lcom39
    @w3lcom39 Před 3 lety +8

    Pen wood went out like a boss with that one liner

  • @dmgs9971
    @dmgs9971 Před 2 lety +11

    That c4 pun was a blast

  • @gabejohnson4879
    @gabejohnson4879 Před rokem +2

    4:17 was the best little bit of dialog in the whole series

  • @KyuubiNaruto9tailed
    @KyuubiNaruto9tailed Před 8 lety +74

    where you see one man I C4

    • @KingDerpy13
      @KingDerpy13 Před 7 lety +7

      C4? *looks around and gasps*

    • @aname4141
      @aname4141 Před 4 lety +5

      When you get to hell tell them Penwood sent ya...and then apologize in my behalf

    • @darkstormetherstar
      @darkstormetherstar Před 3 lety +1

      After all, when in doubt: C4.

  • @thevillaintjs5855
    @thevillaintjs5855 Před 5 lety +18

    2:47 best pun ever

  • @matthewmelilo3680
    @matthewmelilo3680 Před 8 lety +17

    you forgot the axis of righteousness line I loved that line

  • @OverpoweredSans
    @OverpoweredSans Před 3 lety +6

    The only thing wrong with the Alexander re-emerges scene is that they took out one of his most badass titles: The father of bayonets. Like, how much most you use bayonets to the point that you're that legendary with them!?

  • @halonaburrier3793
    @halonaburrier3793 Před rokem +2

    "Now who wants daddies belt"
    *eyes widen and hand slowly rises*

  • @dwayneorme3397
    @dwayneorme3397 Před 4 lety +27

    I would follow Alexander Anderson to hell and back and if you need a reason why here it is 4:50

  • @austinsolis4106
    @austinsolis4106 Před 3 lety +7

    "Is it on fire?"
    " it could be moree on fire"

  • @Revkor
    @Revkor Před 8 lety +9

    It's it on Fire?
    It could be more on fire.

    • @Jbertius
      @Jbertius Před 7 lety +2

      one of my favorite lines

  • @atom_bomb_77
    @atom_bomb_77 Před 4 lety +5

    That last scene is always going to be my favorite

  • @crazylarryjr
    @crazylarryjr Před 3 lety +9

    You forgot the Majors war speech, Pure gold for that

  • @jeramahia123
    @jeramahia123 Před 8 lety +31

    2014? Damn, it seems like only yesterday.

    • @RikkiTikkiTavi290
      @RikkiTikkiTavi290 Před 6 lety +2

      And the kicker is, the older you get THE FASTER TIME GOES.

  • @valvo_5732
    @valvo_5732 Před 3 lety +5

    Only realised "written in my face" or seamus' theme song is the music in the background of anderson

  • @infoglitchanimations4491
    @infoglitchanimations4491 Před 3 měsíci

    4:50 when you and your squad pull up to what may be the best night of your lives.

  • @JurassicKM
    @JurassicKM Před 2 lety +12

    I've been spoiled by Abridged. I tried watching clips from the original and found it way too edgy and tryhard while this is GREAT!

  • @michaeldaniels642
    @michaeldaniels642 Před rokem +3

    4:14 one of my favorite scenes

  • @joshuahumphries7743
    @joshuahumphries7743 Před 3 lety +3

    Pop pop watchin heathens drop is just Gangsta

  • @jarrodsteers8991
    @jarrodsteers8991 Před 6 lety +3

    These abridged series are hilarious. Why have I not looked at this before?

  • @donovanthedbzlover576
    @donovanthedbzlover576 Před 3 lety +2

    gods assasin
    saint guillotine
    the angels dust
    judas priest...wait like the band? THEY WERE NAMED AFTER HIM!

  • @stubbornspaceman7201
    @stubbornspaceman7201 Před rokem +2

    “Contain ze calamity zat is your mammaries.”
    That is one of the best ways I have seen to say calm your tits.

  • @TheDoomCupcakes
    @TheDoomCupcakes Před 9 lety +23

    LONDON BRIDGE IS FALLING DOWN!!!

    • @OneEyedKingNL
      @OneEyedKingNL Před 9 lety +8

      FALLING DOWN?

    • @ALostCAWs
      @ALostCAWs Před 9 lety +7

      XxNLjacobNL FALLING DOWN!!

    • @TheDoomCupcakes
      @TheDoomCupcakes Před 9 lety +7

      ArmedWithWings London Bridge is falling down. My fair lady, what should we do?

  • @fitzsimmons6064
    @fitzsimmons6064 Před 3 lety

    Love the Rocky Road To Dublin at the end.

  • @Kestoren
    @Kestoren Před 8 lety +3

    The intro is sooo good

  • @kowaretatenshi4561
    @kowaretatenshi4561 Před 9 měsíci

    Best part for me however short was... "Yumi! Say somehin in moon speak!!"

  • @robotselene336
    @robotselene336 Před 8 lety +7

    1:23 lol

  • @miroslavzima8856
    @miroslavzima8856 Před 2 měsíci

    That C4 was genious!

  • @aramkaizer7903
    @aramkaizer7903 Před 3 lety +2

    Every moment is the best moment

  • @walkinglord5gaming616
    @walkinglord5gaming616 Před 6 lety +3

    Soldier: London bridge is falling down!
    Other guy I forgit his name: Falling down?
    Soldier: Falling down!
    Other guy: London bridge is falling down.

  • @suus1027
    @suus1027 Před 2 lety +1

    "The Angel Dust" oh no, oh god.

  • @trashotaku
    @trashotaku Před 2 lety

    4:54 Bro, the first time I heard Dropkick Murphys’ shipping off to Boston I got so excited

  • @Exiledium
    @Exiledium Před 3 lety +1

    The Doktor: The Holocaust museum?
    The Mayor: Leave that be, no one will deny it.

  • @rightwingsafetysquad9872

    It's funny, even Yad Vashem denies a large portion of what's in the London Holocaust museum. I think the Major is trying to take credit for things he only wishes he thought to do.

  • @marinenukem
    @marinenukem Před 3 lety +2

    Pop pop watching heathens drop

  • @lightnighl7220
    @lightnighl7220 Před 3 lety +1

    X3 i cant help but hear bebop and rock steady singin war in the beginning

  • @wolfiethewolfboy9311
    @wolfiethewolfboy9311 Před 7 lety +1

    Penwood went out like a badass

  • @luciusls5523
    @luciusls5523 Před 3 lety +1

    Lets not forget. Anderson Has knives for Days.

  • @joseescobedo7899
    @joseescobedo7899 Před 3 lety

    I thought it was more serious but I f it this funny I'm interested

  • @m00n_m00
    @m00n_m00 Před 3 lety +2

    "Who wants Daddy's belt"
    Me: hm kinky

  • @nikolaiorr8383
    @nikolaiorr8383 Před rokem

    Sir Penwood had one hell of badass send off

  • @sleepychameleon6871
    @sleepychameleon6871 Před 3 lety +1

    Just realized the man in the beginning was quoting the lyrics of the song.

  • @caseyeriksen2345
    @caseyeriksen2345 Před 3 lety +1

    Hans is my favorite character, hands down.

  • @dragoncaptain678
    @dragoncaptain678 Před 3 lety +1

    I completely forgot about the song "london bridge is falling down" remembered the song when the guys pointed it out with the actual bridge

  • @Jamie_Dodger97
    @Jamie_Dodger97 Před 3 lety

    "ZORAN... Zoran. Take a deep breath. Contain ze calamity zat is your mammaries."

  • @Dovah22
    @Dovah22 Před 4 lety +1

    You STOLE THE BLACKBIRD???

  • @TheTrueCaker
    @TheTrueCaker Před 2 lety

    I cannot take these London Bridge jokes lmao

  • @Trid3nt861
    @Trid3nt861 Před 3 lety +2

    " *WHO WANTS DADDY'S BELT* ? "

  • @bluededo4805
    @bluededo4805 Před 2 lety

    I've had Hellsing Abridged moments in my recommendations but almost never the actual original anime.

  • @rodrelackerman9324
    @rodrelackerman9324 Před 3 lety

    1:10 WHOOWHOOOO
    1:39 YOU STOOOOLED THE BLACKBIRD?!

  • @DoomerNavajo7
    @DoomerNavajo7 Před 3 lety

    Hanz hanz take it down a notch....wooo