@@ceoofcope2045 the clip where integra asks if he finished his job In japan and he said 99.99% done and it showed the intro clip to highschool of the dead where the zombie is pressed up against the school gate
Is it just me, or does Walter calling himself an "EX-vampire hunter" make him sound far more intimidating than if he called himself a (active) vampire hunter?
Of course. The job of Vampire Hunter would likely result in an early death, so someone who lives long enough to retire, is terrifying even without any context.
@@jkm7983 Is that the one from Two And Half Men, since thats the only possible thing I can think off, because thats how dialogue goes in that show when they introduce her
“And all of the sexual harassment.” “...I’m not apologizing.” Those sexual harassment charges aren’t for Alucard they are for Integra XD Alucard called the cops on her ass and refuses to apologize!
Abridged or not. Seras stopping those two from fighting was the greatest thing she's ever done. They would've turned that art museum into a full on blood bath.
@@jurivjerdha2467 Meanwhile Alucard is the definition of an overpowered vampire lol Alucards powers far surpass almost any form of Vampire in all of cinema or anime, his powers are pretty much god tier.
@@thefives7ar you missed the point. I didnt say he isnt overpowered . All i'm saying is cool that he has skills that arsnt power related. Plus...god tier? He isnt even city level.
@@jurivjerdha2467 He is easily capable of wiping out an entire city. We watch him slaughter an entire army and drink millions of souls in the finale. God? Maybe that’s a bit much maybe. But he’s basically a one man army (in that he quite literally can have an entire army inside him at any time) and nigh unkillable after consuming Shroedinger. Don’t sell him short.
@@blakechandler167 So, you know how kids will do EXACTLY what you tell them NOT to do? Yeah. Edit: if its specifically brazil joke, then I flunked it too.😭
@@anonguy772 That makes no sense if you are talking about how the abridged series is referencing the meme. The abridged series ended 2 years before the meme even existed.
4:29 "Not to mention the priceless antique car, I believe the note on the claim was 'I thought I could paint it red but I couldn't find enough goats, so I scrapped it'" I don't know why but this line killed me for whatever reason 😂
It's such an Alucard thing to do. Wanting to paint it red isn't a bad idea on its own. But wanting to use goats blood instead of paint makes sense when you consider he's a centuries old vampire. Leaving the job partially finished bc he couldn't find enough goats fits his attention span. And then the reveal the car belonged to Integra's father is peak Alucard
@@cunningsmile4166 was that seriously the thing that started the meme? EDIT: I immediately realized I had my scenes mixed up, I was thinking about the Jesus420swagYOLO from episode 4.
@@fakerganjaman episode 4, after Father Anderson and Alucard fight in the motel (?), Alucard says something along the lines of “I hope you like what I’ve done to the statue of Big J~~!” And then it pans to Christ the Redeemer holding a banner saying “420YOLOSWAG4JESUS” or something. If you want to watch the episode, you can’t miss it because A) the scene takes place before the title card show up and B) Anderson screams bloody murder after seeing what Alucard did to the statue.
Crispin Freeman and Curtis Arnott are both considered canon Alucard in my mind. Simultaneously. They're both perfect for a nigh-immortal vampire who is hundreds of years beyond caring about anything. One is perfectly happy tearing people into bloody shreds, aaaaand so is the other one. Same Alucard, same mess to clean up. I absolutely love it.
@@sakilynn Tbh I enjoyed them both the original might not be a great hellsing but it was a good anime better than the ones coming out nowadays nothing has such unique artstyle and story like hellsing and hellsing ultimate
Is it sad that I can say every line of Anderson's and Alucard's dialogue (including the moments where they're on screen together) without missing a beat? (This naturally includes Integra's lines in the some scenes.) I tend to do in their voices as well, because I do all three of them easily. (I'm Irish and Italian, so it's not hard. All I have to do then is swap the Irish up a little, and I have Anderson's Scottish accent. As for Alucard, I just cut them both out, and Integra is the only British accent I can do.) Side note: I also like to sing Jan's song. Weirds the crap out of people, too, which I find hilarious.
I love his comment about 3d on tv screens Oh and the pettiness of Alucard tilting every single painting he came across to meet up with the French mercs. And the subsequent laugh.
I LOVE going for moonlight walks too, and Alicards come backs, PRICELESS!!!!!!! And the I'm not apologizing, I've used that and confused ppl, I played the scene and I got looked at like I'm nuts
The fact that alucard is canonically responsible for the events of highschool of the dead is amazing.
Wouldn’t that be funny if it was actually true🌚
What how
@@ceoofcope2045 the clip where integra asks if he finished his job In japan and he said 99.99% done and it showed the intro clip to highschool of the dead where the zombie is pressed up against the school gate
@@thetrashmammal7389 Interesting, are there any other connections for the two shows?
@@ceoofcope2045 I'm pretty sure it's just a one liner
..."Then he proceeded to tilt every painting he passed on the way here"
Nehehehehehehehehehehe
*Sighs* Oh god.. Walking through that hallway is going to give me such a headache now..
@@DuccDoesADoot I swear to god with my OCD that would make me wanna shoot myself.
There is a fine line between being a dick and being an asshole and TFS Alucard destroys that line
im mad that i laughed too.
I loved this line
"Never visit Brazil"
Alucard: I'm going to Brazil
He's the only person who wanted to go to Brazil.
@@DragonKnight_ Exactly
@@witherwolf3316 I'm taking the police girl and the french men.
@@DragonKnight_ cause he’s the only one that not only can survive Brazil but make it his bitch as well.
Jesus wants a huuuug
"and what happened to the last one?"
"Pussed out like a BITCH!"
also, "whoops, tautology."
@@Sleepynegro420 Nope, this is the abridged version. Not the English dub.
I had the most sudden unstoppable snicker in the world. Light it became a full laugh
@@Zynet_Eseled lmao
“What’s this? No little Timmy glued to your crotch? Progress”
"He then proceeded to tilt every painting he past by on the way over here." That is so deliciously evil, even by Alucard standards.
Yeah
His laugh ties it together so nicely
@@theone9132 ikr he's just so damn proud of himself... And we are to
hehehehehehehahhahahahahahahahaha
you forgot when Walter said fuck the police
"... And they took exception to that" what a line.
Speaking of lines let's try some cocain.
"Buuut, you know how that song and dance goes."
@@arkhamjamesv aaaaaand I killed all but one of them.
@@justsomeguy1923 what happened to the last one?
@@dertotemann3942 pussed out like a bicth.
Alucard dresses like a guy from the spanish inquisition.
Quite fitting that no one expects him
More like dante from devil may cry because the guns and well I guess the red coat
I am genuienly confused, is this the actual dubbing?
@@jsbfkdls nope, its a parody dub
@@jsbfkdls it’s the abridged, if you want the original audio it’s under Hellsing Ultimate
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"Are they hookers?"
"NO!"
"And like that, youve lost me"
i feel this mood at least 8 times a day
It is my goal in life to use that line at some point
@BlazeTrail 1269 That's nasty.
that is literally both of my brothers when I talk to them on the phone
"White Chicks was amazing." "And, he believes it too." Truly evil power indeed.
It'd be hilarious if the control broke. As if white chicks was just that bad
ugh
White chicks was amazing. Never gonna rewatch it tho.
@@cheangizzz it’s a genuinely good nostalgia bomb, the OST and fashion are perfect Y2K aesthetics
@@cheangizzz it was amazing and i will rewatch it too.
“Get that bitch a canon” is now my favorite line ever thank you I will die in peace now
Bitches love cannons
New sensation sweeping the nation
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Cockney accent: "BITCHES LOVE CANNONS!"
Yee
Is it just me, or does Walter calling himself an "EX-vampire hunter" make him sound far more intimidating than if he called himself a (active) vampire hunter?
Of course. The job of Vampire Hunter would likely result in an early death, so someone who lives long enough to retire, is terrifying even without any context.
"Beware an old man in a profession where men die young."
As much as HUA is mainly jokes, it has some pretty badass moments
Probably the implication that he's overqualified for the job and had to move onto greater things.
No vampires left to hunt
"2000 for a... Candy?"
"That's Candi with an i btw"
This line fucking kills me everytime.
I actually didnt get it. :/
@@wahtinthegoddamn1487 Candi is the name of a woman
@@jkm7983 Is that the one from Two And Half Men, since thats the only possible thing I can think off, because thats how dialogue goes in that show when they introduce her
I See..
@@wahtinthegoddamn1487 alucard paid for a prostitute.
“And all of the sexual harassment.” “...I’m not apologizing.” Those sexual harassment charges aren’t for Alucard they are for Integra XD Alucard called the cops on her ass and refuses to apologize!
He would
Fuck... That makes sense.
Damn that made way to much sense.
Kinda strange that alucard of all people would call the cops
@@rodrelackerman9324 not strange at all he likes to troll
Walter is simply one Hell of a butler.
A Butler who can't do that much isn't worth his salt
Well to be fair though he did go to hell
like Alfred batmans butler
But can he sing
Fair point
It's funny that the abridged version of this isnt too far off the actual show at points even some of these clips
They’re like the same characters just more jokes lol
Wait this isnt the real show?
@@Gevaudan1471 I hope your joking
@@Gevaudan1471 no. A group of people took the actual anime and then did their own voices over all the clips
@@anightshadeguyman5089 I am extremely disappointed and my year is ruined.
Abridged or not. Seras stopping those two from fighting was the greatest thing she's ever done. They would've turned that art museum into a full on blood bath.
Think it was a war museum
What I love is that they pretty much didn't change anything about that scene. That is almost exactly how it happened in the actual show and manga.
@ben s I mean Hellsing Ultimate did follow the Manga like Fullmetal Alchemist: Brotherhood and Dragon Ball Z Kai
@@ardademir3468 parden?
I want more shows like this. shit is amazing. From what I have seen, it sounds so badass and funny at the same time
"Hey guys how's your health plan?"
*guards shooting*
"APPARENTLY ITS GREAT!"
walter... be honest with me, what are we looking at in terms of collateral
@@Jacob-gv7it the Alucard amount
"Should it also be 3D?"
"NO THAT'S A STUPID FUCKING GIMMICK AND EVERYONE KNOWS IT!"
I love that part😂
I mean come on you know it I know it even police girl knows it IT IS A REALLY STUPID GIMMICK
That 3D-mocking aged pretty well because its really a stupid fucking gimmick that absolute does a shit
Alucard's not wrong there
"I shall do exactly as the butler does.....and tidy up" a phenomenal line, truly marvelous
“Hey kids, want to see a dead body!!” Gets me every time! XD
"Kill ya later ya mosterous heaten" by far one of my favourite quotes from alexander anderson
You too you catholic sociopath
You to you catholic sociopath 😂
Alucard’s chuckle at the paint tilting was so perfect
Nihihihihhihehehehehe XD
_sigh_ "Oh god, walking through that hallway is going to give me such a headache now..."
Kills me everytime
2:12 damn this anime was way ahead of its time with the Brazil meme
Your going to BRAZIL
Alucard: taking the police girl and the French man!
of course alucard would be WILLING to go to brazil, that’s the only place that could contain his madness
Alucard: Jesus wants a huuuuuuuuuuuuuuug
6:01 Why does it sound 10 time more intimidating when Walter says he is an ex-vampire hunter then if he said he is currently a vampire hunter?
Because it implys he survived an occupation where the main goal is to kill superhuman cannibals long enough to retire.
@@justinrolls9526 Ok thats a good point there.
"Fear an old man in a profession thay you die young in."
@@DrNeonGaming Exactly.
My favourite part is:
Get on your knees!
I'm not your mom last night
And they took *exception* to that.
Buut you know how that song and dance goes
@@danielmclatchie2053 annnd I killed all but one of them
@@dertotemann3942 What happened to the last one?
@@michaelm3461 pussed out like a BITCH
Doesn't have the anti-tank rifle; clearly not actually "best of."
0Kasada it also doesn’t have Luke's brother
Yan: fuck that's an anti tank rifle... HOLY SHIT THATS AN ANTI TANK RIFLE!!
It doesn’t have every second of every episode, clearly not a best of
"You have an anti-tank rifle. Over there, is a tank. FIGURE IT OUT!!!"
@@atomicr4y472
A man of class, I see!
I love that this anime remembered that vampires have mind control powers (to a certain extent). It seems to be completely lost in current “renditions”
True thats actually cool. Those small skills are better than just being overpowered
@@jurivjerdha2467 Meanwhile Alucard is the definition of an overpowered vampire lol Alucards powers far surpass almost any form of Vampire in all of cinema or anime, his powers are pretty much god tier.
@@thefives7ar you missed the point. I didnt say he isnt overpowered . All i'm saying is cool that he has skills that arsnt power related. Plus...god tier? He isnt even city level.
@@jurivjerdha2467 He is easily capable of wiping out an entire city. We watch him slaughter an entire army and drink millions of souls in the finale.
God? Maybe that’s a bit much maybe. But he’s basically a one man army (in that he quite literally can have an entire army inside him at any time) and nigh unkillable after consuming Shroedinger.
Don’t sell him short.
@@Lowkeylie still he is fighting ..humans...
7:11 I love his laugh
Sounds a lot like Brian Fury
Hehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehahahaha!
Devious lil guy
Seeing Walter kicking ass for the first time, finally a badass butler who isn't called Sebastian...
Or Alfred
Ot Watari
Sebas from Overlord would agree he is neither badass or over powered- right before he leveled a city because someone insulted Momonga.
Given he’s a butler who became a Batman parody to help his magical girl basically daughter / niece, yep.
3:03, huh, so that’s how High school of the Dead started. With that lousy .01% ...DAMMIT ALUCARD🤦🏾♂️🤦🏾♂️🤦🏾♂️
Seriously understated reference. Glad some people get it.
I can fully accept that as HOTD canon
Lol yep alucard forgot to kill one or just nvr cared for that last one anyway
Too bad HOTD haven't finished in like, what 10 years?
He had ONE JOB
"...and proceeded to tilt all of the paintings on the way here" My life goals have been met with the finisher of that sentence
Can't blame Alucard , if I had such an unlimited power I would be an asshole also . FUck they gon do to me ? shoot me ? cha xD
No they gonna grab that guy who can stop you!
What was his name again.... oh yes....
MICHAEL MCDOESN'TEXIST!!!
@@StigmaFirestorm DPS fan?
@@StigmaFirestorm Hey there.
@@StigmaFirestorm lol
lol
"You know, immortality isn't as great as you think it is. You'd be bored after a while."
Me after this series: "I have found MY MUSE!"
That "whoops, tautology!" burn is an incredibly smart insult.
The amount of savage replies that alucard gives, his enemies should have died from the words itself.
"No that's a stupid fucking gimmick and everyone knows it!"
He was right
After all of these years I finally get the Brazil joke
I don't!
Foreigner.
yeah im gonna need clarification
@@blakechandler167 So, you know how kids will do EXACTLY what you tell them NOT to do? Yeah.
Edit: if its specifically brazil joke, then I flunked it too.😭
Look up the "YOU ARE GOING TO BRAZIL" meme
This coming from a Brazillian mind you, so if I don't get this I've failed epically :T
@@anonguy772 That makes no sense if you are talking about how the abridged series is referencing the meme. The abridged series ended 2 years before the meme even existed.
4:29 "Not to mention the priceless antique car, I believe the note on the claim was 'I thought I could paint it red but I couldn't find enough goats, so I scrapped it'"
I don't know why but this line killed me for whatever reason 😂
It's such an Alucard thing to do.
Wanting to paint it red isn't a bad idea on its own.
But wanting to use goats blood instead of paint makes sense when you consider he's a centuries old vampire.
Leaving the job partially finished bc he couldn't find enough goats fits his attention span.
And then the reveal the car belonged to Integra's father is peak Alucard
Upon walking into a room full of french mercenarys.
"Whats up with the pride meeting"
Team fourstars comedic writing is absolutely fucking exquisite👌👌
That laugh when Alucard tilted the paintings.
I love how the Frenchman all whimper like dogs went Integra tells them to stop screaming
I just find it amazing that they kept most of Anderson’s character while also changing his morals, backstory and personality
"Best of Hellsing Ultimate Abridged"
*video isn't 5 hours long*
Me: Confused screaming
“And what happened to the last one?”
With legit curiosity and confusion.
Alucard: “Pussed out liek a biach!”
Alucard: Silver lining; I can cancel my room service!
"...killing at least a dozen innocent people---"
"Oh so did Anthony Hopkins, and he got a fucking Oscar for it!"
🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣 nice
I just realized where the Brazil meme came from...
JESUS WANTS A HUG
@@cunningsmile4166 was that seriously the thing that started the meme? EDIT: I immediately realized I had my scenes mixed up, I was thinking about the Jesus420swagYOLO from episode 4.
Irene Shelton Explain pls
@@fakerganjaman episode 4, after Father Anderson and Alucard fight in the motel (?), Alucard says something along the lines of “I hope you like what I’ve done to the statue of Big J~~!” And then it pans to Christ the Redeemer holding a banner saying “420YOLOSWAG4JESUS” or something. If you want to watch the episode, you can’t miss it because A) the scene takes place before the title card show up and B) Anderson screams bloody murder after seeing what Alucard did to the statue.
@@ireneshelton3661 Christ the Redeemer is the name of the statue
4:00 "GET THAT B. A CANON BTCHS LOOOVE CANONS"
Still can't tell if he said "I knocked your mother last night!" Or "I'm not your mother last night!" To the Brazilian Swat team.
The latter
The second option
I’m happy to know I wasn’t the only one who thought that but it’s the second one
Bro open the captions
He says "I'm not your mother last night" bc they asked him to get on his knees
HEY KIDS WANT TO SEE A DEAD BODY?
Ah yes. Stand by Me was a great movie.
Also what follows that is just evil. XD
Why does Alucard remind me of a psychotic dante from dmc
Because they Looked really similar
And also Can you comment to death battle video
To make alucard vs Dante
That Will be awesome
@@Riadurrohman dante spites, guy is universal
@@Noel_le maybe Is a stalemate
Because alucard Is omnipresent
So....
Maybe Is Gonna be a boring fight
Vergil did wonder what would happen if their roles were switched. I think we may have the closest thing to an answer we'll get...
@@Riadurrohman If we're talking about post schrödinger alucard then it's not even a fight, it's a murder.
Walter: I’ll do what the butler does ... tidy up
“But what do I know, Im cockney, I’m uncultured” I love Police girl 😂❤
@4:11 “with Netflix” that shot works way too well for this line 😂
This is my favorite version. The original is good, but THIS is a masterpiece.
Alucard: I’m not your mother last night
Officer: aaaahahhhhhahahahhaha
“...and they took exception to that.”
Alucard: Aaaaand I killed all but one of them.
"I tried to stop him but he said and pardon my french"
"Some taken"
"Fuck the police, he then tipped every painting so it's not centered"
The fact that I can do the voice Alucard pleases me to no end
Good to hear
SAME HERE!
Love the HotD reference^^
?
@@fadillangston9797 Highschool of the Dead the part with the zombie going towards the gate without stopping
I love how people gloss over the fact that Alucard called the feds on Integra for all the sexual harassment
Gad damn, i laughed so hard i blew snot. This shit is absolutely brilliant.
I was just minding my own business
BULLSHIT
What?! I waaaaaas
I love the whiny-ness in that “was”
"except from brazil"
so that's where the meme came from
Crispin Freeman and Curtis Arnott are both considered canon Alucard in my mind. Simultaneously. They're both perfect for a nigh-immortal vampire who is hundreds of years beyond caring about anything. One is perfectly happy tearing people into bloody shreds, aaaaand so is the other one. Same Alucard, same mess to clean up. I absolutely love it.
"HEY KIDS WANNA SEE A DEAD BODY?!" FUCKING HILARIOUS
I just lost my insanity at the last scene, hes such a @$$ hole and I love it, I wish he was like this in the actual show.
2:12 they just predicted a meme
4:06 a 70 inch plasma wide screen tv with Netflix
Should it also have 3D?
No that’s a stupid fuking gimmick and everyone knows it
I kinda want to watch this show now. Partly so I can watch the abridged version with context, partly because the animation style seems kinda cool.
Make sure it's Hellsing Ultimate. The original animation release is severely lacking in comparison to Ultimate.
@@sakilynn Tbh I enjoyed them both the original might not be a great hellsing but it was a good anime better than the ones coming out nowadays nothing has such unique artstyle and story like hellsing and hellsing ultimate
@@serasvictoria9666 well yeah, it was good. I just meant that the last episode left a lot of unanswered questions and felt anticlimactic as a result.
This might as well be the actual dub
@@sakilynn Update: I watched the entire original release and I am currently watching Ultimate, I have also started reading the manga.
'I have Vacation days?!'
Myself when I started work
So glad my absolute favorite joke is the first one. “I WAAAAAS” 🤣🤣🤣🤣
🤵👰♂️
HA HA HA!!!! I've - got - to - stop - pressing - the - replay- button!!! XD XD (These bits are awesome!!!)
I honestly like the Abridged voices a lot more than the Dub voices 🙂
I love the laugh after the tilted paintings.
5:29 that must have felt so good!
7:08 That laugh was too good.
"Idk, Im Cokney, Im uncultured!"
This has a lil hint of archer in it and I love it.
and no little Timmy glued to your leg progress
Alucard and Alexander are God tier level of parody awesome/hilarious in Hellsing abridged
Is it sad that I can say every line of Anderson's and Alucard's dialogue (including the moments where they're on screen together) without missing a beat? (This naturally includes Integra's lines in the some scenes.) I tend to do in their voices as well, because I do all three of them easily. (I'm Irish and Italian, so it's not hard. All I have to do then is swap the Irish up a little, and I have Anderson's Scottish accent. As for Alucard, I just cut them both out, and Integra is the only British accent I can do.)
Side note: I also like to sing Jan's song. Weirds the crap out of people, too, which I find hilarious.
For such amazing dialog, its not sad, it's a blessing
the sad thing is that no one asked
@@THITISBOUNIDIAMWRHPOUTANA actually the existence of the comments section implies that people should leave their ... you know, *comments*
Not sad, amazing.
@@coletrain411 don't blame him, his name says it all
Walters amazing entrances after killing ghouls be like: P E R F E C T
"You too you Catholic psychopath! Oops, tautology!"
Best line
3:41 best lines ever
What about the scene where Luke valentine meets Alucard?!?!?!1
What about the rest of the episodes because they were all the best
I love his comment about 3d on tv screens
Oh and the pettiness of Alucard tilting every single painting he came across to meet up with the French mercs.
And the subsequent laugh.
That sounds like what would happen if every memer made an anime
the fact you can "go for a walk" in CoD is glorious
"He believes it too!"
Oh, that is just nasty
I LOVE going for moonlight walks too, and Alicards come backs, PRICELESS!!!!!!! And the I'm not apologizing, I've used that and confused ppl, I played the scene and I got looked at like I'm nuts
Alucard was already making "your mom" jokes 5 years ahead of his time
5:51 let’s be real: we’ve ALL thought about this at some point or another.
2:17 where in the world is carmen sandiego?
The maniacal laughter about tilting the paintings
"Bullshit!!" I WAS!!!!
I love that Alucard and Anderson’s face off in the museum is so funny that it’s virtually unchanged from the source material
Hey kids wanna see a dead body....
Ahhhhhhhhh
That laugh about the tilted paintings at the end 🤣
the adventure time bit was great seeing as how the voice actor Crispin Freeman was a voice in one or two of the episodes
DBZ and Hellsing abridged are my new memory for both shows. I don't remember any of the original voices. And I love it. 😂
"Bitches love cannons"
💀💀💀💀💀
We totally do 🤣