Hellsing Abridged - Best moments 2
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I handpicked the most funny clips from TFS's most recent abridged episode, and it was worth editing. Still laughing at this stuff. Hope you enjoy!
Background Song/Opening Song: Tiny Tim - Living In The Sunlight, Loving In The Moonlight
Link: • Tiny Tim - Living In T...
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"..He then proceeded to tilt every painting he passed on the way here."
*Best Alucard laugh ever*
FULLY agree.
It's fantastically evil in it's simplicity
Couldn't agree more!
It was the best evil laugh I've ever heard besides Seletor's laugh.
man knows what he's doing, i would legit screech if he tilted all mah pictures too. xD
Mad respect for this crimson f*cker lol. And yes that laugh is excellent.
"You missed, wop woop woop woop woop woop" I died!!!
Same
You have the same profile pic as I do in some websites and it confused me.
That was a true Zoidberg moment
@@comradeshaslik5766 he also missed the rest of the entire parity
Curly:Nyuk Nyuk Nyuk!!!
"Hey guys~ Hows your health insurance?"
*they start shooting*
"APPEREMTLY ITS GREAT!!!" *goes on shooting rampage*
Health plan* lol
Lol
“Walter… how much are we expecting in collateral?”
“Well… the Alucard amount…”
0:39 "He then proceeded to tilt every painting he passed on the way here."
*Alucard laughs*
*Crafty nearly pisses herself laughing*
it's fucking hilarious.
i can't stop laughing! XD
I think we all couldn’t keep from laughing at that point 😂😂😂
Got some serious Chaotic Neutral vibes here.
I just want that laugh in a raw form to use as a text tone
Hehehehehehehehehehehahahahahahaha!
You activated my alucard.
Best. Quote. Ever.
Yu-Gi-Oh card game reference 😍❤️😍 watch the first season of it😁
"You activated my trap card!"
"Oh boiiiii"
HEY DANDY DICK
you missed
"And all of a sudden some schmucks kicked in my door. One of them yelled out 'GET ON YOURS KNEES!' And I responded with 'I'M NOT YA MOTHER LAST NIGHT!' ...... And they took exception to that."
***** No, its "I'm not"
***** "I knocked ya mother last night" makes no sense when used as a reply to "get on your knees!"
"ARHHHHHHH"
What happened to the last one?
Phantom Evans PUSSED OUT LIKE A BITCH!! Silver lining? I can cancel my room service
"Hey kids wanna see a dead body?!"
Is amazing!!!!!!
MegaAnimazing AAAAAAA
@@sharonv3597 STOP SCREAMING!!
Yes
*whimpering noises*
This is why I can no longer take DBZ and Hellsing seriously. Every time I see the portions of the episodes of the series in the abridged version, I can't help but laugh. Thank you Team Four Star XD
Lol same
this is 5 years late but I genuinely didn't see much difference between the original hellsing ultimate and the tfs version
@@lick28 Well, the comedy in the abridged version is funnier than the original. The comedic bits in the original really don't seem that funny to me, it feels out of place and breaks the atmosphere when they change the art style from time to time to show the jokes
"You cheeky d***waffle!" Alucard just slayed me.
Ew
JESUS WANTS A HUG!
How many tourists do you think have yelled that since this series came out?
@@nathangist4339 i can confirm to you, when we are in summer season, at least 2 people per week.
that zoidberg sound when running up the wall always cracks me
*Whoop whoop whoop whoop whoop whoop!*
That's originally from The Three Stooges. That was Curly's laugh
Alucard laughing after Walter told Sir Integra that he had tilted all the paintings was the single most amazing laugh I've ever heard
"And the last one?"
"PUSSED OUT LIKE A B*TCH!"
Alucard The Badass Vampire Nice...ship
OH YOU DIRTY BITCH WORK THE SHAFT
hi honey...nice
tysej4 Hey, guys! How's your health plan?
+UnrealPlaya5656 apparently it's great
"He then proceeded to tilt every painting he passed on the way here."
*Alucard laughs*
0:44- I absolutley love that half evil half childish laugh of his! XDXDXDXD
"Hey boys, how's your health plan?" Has to be one of my favourite lines ever. Then again my favourite lines list is 45% abridged Alucard 45% Freeman's mind and 10% Dawn of War quotes.
... Strangely, Tiny Tim goes great with this.
... Why is that?
Irony?
The innocence of insanity c:
Definitely irony.
not irony, it fits alucards personality perfectly...... too perfectly
"He then proceeded to tilt every painting he passed on the way here"
Hehehehehehehehehehehehehehehhehehehehehehe
Oh god...going through that hallway is going to give me such a headache...
You activated my Alucard...
Omfg best moment xDDDD
XDDD or "HEY KIDS WANNA SEE A DEAD BODY?!"
XDDDDD FUCK THE POLICE
LETS GO RIOT (riot)
Okay, but who will bring the Alucards?
let the next guy that comment do it
Hey guys, how's your health plan?
APPARENTLY IT'S GREAT!
The giggle Alucard does when Walter tells Integra that he tilted the paintings in the hallway gets me every time.
"Get on your knees!"
"I'm not your mother last night"
XD
“And they took exception to that”
"What happened to the last one?"
“PUSSED OUT LIKE A BITCH!”
"Pussed out like a bitch!"
"Jesus wants a hug!" Best out of context line ever XD
0:43 Omg that laugh..
Dear chief replacement, I just wanted to send you this friendly little letter to inform you of your imminent demise.
As if basting a turkey.
THAT'S RIGHT! I'M GOING TO FUCK THE FEAR TURKEY!
Ian Morrell Follow me on Twitter @TheCrimsonFuckr!
The fuck is this? The fuck is that? The fuck are those? That had me dying laughing xD
Best moment is definitely 2:22
0:44 Best part.
Alternate title: “the entire series but it’s ONLY abridged alucard”
"So I was just chillaxin in my room like a baller. Then all of a sudden these schmucks kicked in my door. One of them yelled out 'Get on your knees!' And I responded with 'I'm not your mother last night!' And they took exception to that. But you know how that song and dance goes. Aaannd I killed all but one of them."
"What happened to the last one?"
"Pussed out like a bitch! Silver lining... I can cancel my room service!"
*walks down hallway with a gun in each hand* "Hey guys, how's your health plan?"
Aaaaaahhhhhhhh *opens fire*
Apparently it's *GREAT!*
The "How good is your health plan" * gets shot at* "MUST BE REALLY FUCKIN GOOD" and the "You activated my Alucard" are the best
"I'm going to fuck the fear turkey!"
"Pussed out like a bitch!"
"You cheeky dickwaffle!"
I need to create a line of t-shirts from this show!
Yes, but how about "Get that bitch a cannon! Bitches love cannons." or maybe even "HEY KIDS WANT TO SE A DEAD BODY?!"
I’d love to see someone react to “I’m going to fuck the fear turkey” with absolutely NO context
Please do
"JESUS WANTS A HUG!"
Hey guys how's ya health plan?
apparently it's great
+Father O’Mally’O’Connel’O’Carrol’O’Reilly’O’Brian’O’Sullivan who is also Italian what song was played during that. it was pretty good. :\
It's an OST from the first Hellsing show, it's either called"Alucard's Theme" or "One Foot in Seduction" I think
"I was minding my own business,"
"BULLSHIT!"
"I WAAAAAASSSS!"
0:41 i wish i could laugh like that
HEY KIDS, WANT TO SEE A DEAD BODY! *everyone screams*
I swear to God when I am able to phase through solid matter I would be able to do just that
I continue to be amused by the fact that he's technically correct. He's a vampire - so he in fact _is_ showing them a dead body.
Tbh I'd be the exact same way if I had the same powers Alucard does. No one can hurt you. Its like playing GTA with ALL the cheat codes.
I'm going to read your mind, by drinking all of your blood! Om nom nom nom!
Chris Krein the fuck is this.
"That's right. I'm going to FUCK the fear turkey". Absolutely love the letter he wrote.
"Hey guys, how's your health plan?" Gets shot "Apparently it's great!"
I forgot how long Hellsing Abridged took to be fully made. The fact this video was made 8 years ago breaks me.
I love the abridged version of Alucard, hands down.
he then proceeded to tilt every painting on the way here
'awesome laugh'
The music just fits so much, especially at 0:38 and 1:41🤣
"YOU MISSED!!!" I may have laughed loudly at that
Alucard:hey kids wanna see a dead body!...-screams- walter"i am sorry I tried to stop him and pleaded with him but he said..and excuse my French.. Verndad:non taken Walter:"fuck the police" then proceeded tilt every painting in the halls! Alucard:hahahahahahahahah XD LMFAO
Verndad replied with "some taken" not none taken
..oh well thanks for telling me
You're welcome
MIST ME WHOHOHOHOHHOP
+Moon Hunter
*Laughs until cant breathe* Oh, man, my fave part was "You cheeky dickwaffle!"
The last scene. It starts at 2:37. I only understand "plan" ....
itzzz_jennn now se understand our plan
"Now that they know our plan they will plan around our plan and so we shall (missing word) plan on the plan they were planning to plam around our plan! "
@@Oscar1618033 so we shal in turn plan
Also that reply is like 6 years late
JESUS WANTS A HUG
1:02 Do remember that Maxwell is saying this to Integra.
Fun but awesome fact, if you type into the youtube searchbar; "He then", one of the autofill results is "He then proceeded to tilt every painting". CZcams knows what we want, oh yes they do.
Alucard vs Dandy man always the most funniest fight in hellsing ambridge.
OMG dude Usually I like some COMIC relief I laughed throughout the whole thing I'M CRYING MY TUMMY HURTS xD!!
Oh my God, the Tiny Tim song is playing in the background throughout the entire thing. That's perfect!
Oh, come on. You edited out Seras yelling "GET SOME!!!" during the Dandyman fight? That was one of my favorite parts.
Also, tilting all the paintings in the hallways? Never change, Alucard.
I've watched this video every day for the past week or so, and it's still funny as hell.
What have you done.
You activated my ALU-CARD!
i can never take hellsing seriously anymore
2:15 to 2:25 had me wheezing😂😂😂😂
I loved how Tiny Tim's Living in the Sunlight matched up perfectly to the scenes at times XD
I love that you kept the music playing in specific parts
The fuck is this? The fuck is that?!? THE FUCK ARE THOSE???????
Your brilliance knows no bounds.
"but when i tried pleading with him he responded with and mind my French, no offense"
"some taken"
"fuck the police!"
I'm gonna tilt any painting I see, now.
TAKE THAT DEATH THE KID!
Him and deadpool would get along very well
What happened to the last one?
- guy shoots self- wussed out like a bitch!
I didn't know what he said at first but when I went back and really listened to it I died XD
The dear chief replacement gets me every time 😂
lol I love how you just stopped the music to hear alucard's letter
Hey how many crosses we got
Bout few! XD
the music makes it sooo much better
I discovered this years later but I must say.
Alucard is the best anime character in history with these quotes XD
the best moments for me are the entire episode.
You activated my AluCARD
I like how the music stops when alucard says his speech
When he said crimson fucker, and the music was still playing, i lost my shit
when the mercs screamed that's what really made me laugh
I dont know why i just like the way Father Maxwell says "The Crimson Fucker"
Also known as Alucard
0:41-0:46 this is me on a Saturday
This is awesome I couldn't stop laughing XD
I've never seen the word "Fuck" spelt so neatly XD I'M DYING
My friend and I work at a library and he will tilt some of the books and says I then proceeded to tilt every book I passed on the way here. He does it just to drive me crazy and give me a headache LOL
Wish they would've done the Elevator scene. But I can guess it went like this!
Alucard (as he opens the doors) : Hey Guys! Can I Get in?
"Too Crowded you say!? *Guns Clicking* "Let me Fix That.*
(As he rides down)
"Quit Shooting yourself, Quit Shooting yourself!"
This music both doesn't and does fit... I love it
Jesus wants a hug!
Oh. My. God. This is amazing, how in the fuck have I never seen this?!
APPARENTLY IT'S GREAT!
And regardless, we have one advantage that zey sorely lack... ZEPPELINS!!!
I just love this abridged serise
This video is false
True "best moments" would be playing every second of every episode
You're god damn right!
"You chicky dick waffle"
That got me real good😂😂
That intro music just triggered the horror movies out of me
1:25 Jesus wants a hug
the music makes it even better :D
HAPPY LITTLE FUN TIME, HAPPY LITTLE FUN TIME, HAVING A WONDERFUL TIME!
so good HUGS
"JESUS WANTS A HUG!" best line ever
best moments, plays half of each episode.
Perfect ❤