Funny moments "You are not the father" edition

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  • čas přidán 2. 06. 2016
  • A compilation of Maury Povich's funniest paternity revelations.

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  • @frownless
    @frownless Před 7 lety +2867

    lol the funniest part of this show are the men that are just so happy to be free of child support

    • @xXm619killaxX
      @xXm619killaxX Před 6 lety +111

      idris that's almost exactly as winning the lottery

    • @italia458driver7
      @italia458driver7 Před 6 lety +125

      idris not just free of child support. No longer attached to a dirty thot who is a worthless human being. No one wants to be tied to that

    • @rollsroyce7385
      @rollsroyce7385 Před 6 lety +7

      Italia 458driver indeed👍👍

    • @vonta.j8227
      @vonta.j8227 Před 6 lety +49

      Italia 458driver Well they fucked those thots so they are just as dirty🤷🏾‍♀️

    • @vonta.j8227
      @vonta.j8227 Před 6 lety +15

      Italia 458driver I don't have kids😒 take this L

  • @gabrialmartinez8108
    @gabrialmartinez8108 Před 7 lety +381

    They all look like they won the lottery

    • @WeirdAl45231
      @WeirdAl45231 Před 7 lety +29

      for most men, not having a kid IS like winning the lottery! You can buy a car and a Rolex on what you spent on diapers alone!

    • @MS-ol1lf
      @MS-ol1lf Před 7 lety +22

      As a woman, I don't want kids. They are too expensive. I would rather be a mom to my dog.

    • @brianbay370
      @brianbay370 Před 7 lety +14

      +Jonathan Maderos The main reason is that they no longer have to pay child support.

    • @diegogarcia9668
      @diegogarcia9668 Před 7 lety +6

      I would celebrate and sell the child into slavery you swine

    • @sandyo6454
      @sandyo6454 Před 6 lety +39

      Flare Techno they did. Kids cost a lot.

  • @bigboygains137
    @bigboygains137 Před 6 lety +394

    Haha I died when she was like "you are" and Maury just says "you are not"

    • @YouAreWeird2149
      @YouAreWeird2149 Před 6 lety +9

      Michael G4 And then she realized she embarrased herself on live television.

    • @m0istur
      @m0istur Před 4 lety

      When I saw that, that was the best thing I've ever seen on maury

  • @DrJangoR9
    @DrJangoR9 Před 6 lety +422

    she found her papa and she is twerking?? damnn 😱😱😹

    • @grotesquette6536
      @grotesquette6536 Před 6 lety +5

      DrJangoR9 Kazama Goals.

    • @thefitnesschallenger9272
      @thefitnesschallenger9272 Před 6 lety +38

      DrJangoR9 Kazama now I see why he was disappointed to be the father....

    • @gryffinj9496
      @gryffinj9496 Před 6 lety +8

      What was the song playing?

    • @joelosteen9028
      @joelosteen9028 Před 6 lety +5

      She guessed which man it was out of the hundreds maybe thousands of men she tried to trap for child support and luckily got the right one in other words a bullseye

    • @Scottsteaux63
      @Scottsteaux63 Před 6 lety +3

      No class.

  • @_oreo1sgood687
    @_oreo1sgood687 Před 7 lety +106

    They need to make a new show, "Shaquisha, you ARE the mother!!!"
    Shaquisha: "NO WAY! THAT CANT BE RIGHT!"

  • @koribanks6035
    @koribanks6035 Před 7 lety +503

    When he tripped over that chair tho 😂😂 I cnt breathe!!!

    • @shantoreywilkins1123
      @shantoreywilkins1123 Před 7 lety

      🃏🃏🃏🃏🃏💩🃏🃏🃏🃏🃏🃏🃏😻😻😻😻🏂🏄💎💎💎💎🇺🇸

    • @frankescandon1933
      @frankescandon1933 Před 7 lety +2

      Kori Banks LOL that was funny! one guy in the same video did a front flip off the stairs. haha

    • @rollsroyce7385
      @rollsroyce7385 Před 6 lety

      Kori Banks word..😂😂

    • @poolnoodlepoodle5074
      @poolnoodlepoodle5074 Před 6 lety

      Kori Banks letters put together

    • @nevermore464
      @nevermore464 Před 6 lety +6

      Kori Banks I'm crying right now! 😂😂😂😂Was that the spounge bob theme song or some other ish... When he started dancing I fell out

  • @LuisManriquezRosas
    @LuisManriquezRosas Před 6 lety +199

    The crowd is happy either way

  • @johngotti3653
    @johngotti3653 Před 6 lety +160

    That spongebob music killed ME 💀💀💀💀💀

    • @willowl.3263
      @willowl.3263 Před 6 lety +5

      John Gotti I kept replaying that part over and over xD

    • @Johnn_Vasquez
      @Johnn_Vasquez Před 6 lety +5

      When he trips kills me everytime.

    • @TheMsdeedee85
      @TheMsdeedee85 Před 5 lety +3

      Lawd....😂😂😂😂😂. I'm dead

  • @LindaMalone12
    @LindaMalone12 Před 7 lety +95

    Why do the women take off running and act surprised that the men are not the father? as if they don't know it could be a possibility, I mean, they are aware they had sex with other men. I feel sorry for the children.

    • @JL-iu7fk
      @JL-iu7fk Před 6 lety +1

      LindaMalone12 I feel sorry for the women, too. It's sad if she let those type of losers use her for sex. How low her self esteem, self worth must be to make her feel alright having relations with the ugly fools that might have been the one.

    • @jasfay7219
      @jasfay7219 Před 6 lety +2

      LindaMalone12 women wanna be treated equally and not as children so they should take responsibility for sleeping around, the times when ive let men use me cuz of my low self esteem i had no one to blame but me

  • @franceslovato9842
    @franceslovato9842 Před 6 lety +188

    Haaaaahaaaaaa! ...I cracked when the white dude started twerking! 😂
    Maury must have fun with all those hilarious DNA drama-stricken-overreactions!
    I see Maury crack-up laughing all the time, Maury is a cool cat, good sport....😆

    • @gokux75
      @gokux75 Před 6 lety +14

      I have always theorized that after each show Maury goes into his office, pulls out a bottle of scotch, pours himself a glass and says "the fuck is wrong with these bitches!" lol.

    • @YouAreWeird2149
      @YouAreWeird2149 Před 6 lety +1

      assassinwarrior That's what I think too lol.

    • @UniquelyJas
      @UniquelyJas Před 6 lety

      Frances Lovato 💀💀💀

    • @priicklle
      @priicklle Před 5 lety +1

      That ones literally my favorite

    • @marcushamner5994
      @marcushamner5994 Před 3 lety +1

      I’ve always liked Maury! I’ve always wanted to meet him too. That’s the ONLY time I would go on the set. I’m not taking a DNA test😂😂

  • @moehammondmedia
    @moehammondmedia Před 6 lety +42

    "I told you! I told you!!! Give me a hug Maury, I love you."

  • @jonh6890
    @jonh6890 Před 7 lety +113

    I'm 5,000% sure he's the father. Also, I'm terrible at math

    • @Wtnd911
      @Wtnd911 Před 6 lety +1

      Jonathan Huron you should work on the show lmao

  • @MTBR077
    @MTBR077 Před 7 lety +103

    The Boondocks music was killer 😂

  • @hesshenshaw
    @hesshenshaw Před 6 lety +75

    3:06 girl: you are! Host: You are NOT!!! Lol

  • @elvinrodriguez7405
    @elvinrodriguez7405 Před 6 lety +81

    I like it how everyone is booing them and shit but when they aren't the father they act like they were on their side the whole time

  • @lazyboy456ify
    @lazyboy456ify Před 6 lety +49

    Oh man 3:06:
    Maury: "Deshawn..."
    Lady: "You are!"
    Maury: "You are NOT the father!"

  • @sheluvarmanioninsta5227
    @sheluvarmanioninsta5227 Před 6 lety +36

    The music makes it way more funnier😂😂

  • @moonangel2368
    @moonangel2368 Před 6 lety +31

    Just imagine these kids years later finding this shit on the archives of the Internet and finding out their moms slept around. I feel sorry for these poor kids who didn't ask to be put into these types of situations. 😳

  • @tiha6708
    @tiha6708 Před 6 lety +31

    So much class exibited on a single stage!

  • @chibilaichi
    @chibilaichi Před 6 lety +4

    1:34 Daddy must be so proud of her.

  • @dylanmaxwell9993
    @dylanmaxwell9993 Před 7 lety +13

    When the girl at the end said "YOU ARE" I was hoping Maury would carry it on by saying "NOT THE FATHER"

  • @ce6578
    @ce6578 Před 6 lety +9

    2:50 when he starts twerking and the way she walked off 😂😂😂

  • @MissSizae
    @MissSizae Před 6 lety +9

    The music though! 😂😂😂

  • @mrkitloin
    @mrkitloin Před 6 lety +12

    my man Maury savin' more blacks than Abraham Lincoln

  • @maxxruby8976
    @maxxruby8976 Před 7 lety +20

    the music make it better

  • @pottinger73
    @pottinger73 Před 7 lety +84

    am I the only one that sees this as sad

    • @Krimson-do1st
      @Krimson-do1st Před 6 lety

      richard pottinger it is if I was one of the father's I would want to be and would be devistaed and would try and help anyway

    • @tea-zv6hm
      @tea-zv6hm Před 6 lety +8

      richard pottinger it ruins the kid's life.

    • @mindyschocolate
      @mindyschocolate Před 6 lety +3

      richard pottinger this is sad. Nothing like airing your dirty laundry for the whole country to see. Make your kids proud, parents. Make them proud.

    • @Jack-gz6mi
      @Jack-gz6mi Před 6 lety +2

      richard pottinger nah this is funny on the surface but really it's sad as fuck

    • @user-up3eu2fr5j
      @user-up3eu2fr5j Před 6 lety

      richard pottinger come on man they all deserve it

  • @bonnienash8585
    @bonnienash8585 Před 6 lety +3

    I came here for the results I stayed for the dance moves 🤣
    Poor children though they all have the right to know who their father is.😒

  • @ron8162
    @ron8162 Před 6 lety +2

    1:13
    look at the security guy "wow"

  • @pungimungibungi560
    @pungimungibungi560 Před 6 lety +34

    where will their child support come from now?!?!?!?!

    • @ashleygreyson8022
      @ashleygreyson8022 Před 6 lety +7

      PungiMungi bungi they gotta work now

    • @t-bone7782
      @t-bone7782 Před 3 lety +2

      From you, me and the rest of the working, tax paying citizens.

    • @MiguelDLewis
      @MiguelDLewis Před 3 lety

      @@t-bone7782 That awkward moment you realize the government is subsidizing adultery.

  • @myfearisyahusha6581
    @myfearisyahusha6581 Před 7 lety +6

    2:48 when he started twerking died 💀😂😂😂

  • @dielaggla3097
    @dielaggla3097 Před 6 lety +5

    I feel so sad for the kids that have to see how someone is so happy not being their parent

  • @veester5368
    @veester5368 Před 6 lety +8

    Its sort of sad bc that baby still needs a father and now there is no one there to even try to support it besides the mother....

  • @james7819
    @james7819 Před 6 lety +4

    2:09 He tripped and he fell 😂😂😂

  • @carlosvalenzuela1991
    @carlosvalenzuela1991 Před 6 lety +103

    The moral of the story is quite clear don't fuck around or you might end up with the most embarrassing 15 minutes of fame in your entire life.

  • @rockyaqua4382
    @rockyaqua4382 Před 5 lety +4

    0:38 The Outkast music was PERFECT.
    Also, is it bad that we're laughing at kids not having fathers?
    Just me?
    Figured...

  • @rooster7762
    @rooster7762 Před 6 lety +3

    "I love you Maury!!!" , that was too funny!!! 😂😂😂😂😂

  • @katianaarrindell1752
    @katianaarrindell1752 Před 6 lety +11

    The last one was the best

  • @drewconway7135
    @drewconway7135 Před 6 lety +5

    2:31 That guy is always my favorite for mocking the judgy audience.

  • @glasssofOJ
    @glasssofOJ Před 6 lety +2

    3:06 that had to be the best moment of Maury’s career haha.

  • @nataliewalker9682
    @nataliewalker9682 Před 6 lety +2

    I've always wanted to be in the crowd for this show and be hyped asf no matter what the results are

  • @brandyb2931
    @brandyb2931 Před 7 lety +71

    This shit is sad. I feel bad for all those babies.

    • @Wtnd911
      @Wtnd911 Před 6 lety

      Life is Pain ... no she means the kids that are affected... the dudes jumping up and down SO happy that they're not the babies father.. It's hilarious but also really sad

  • @laser901
    @laser901 Před 6 lety +17

    Why is it called "you are not the father compilation" if some of these you are the father?

  • @starcherry6814
    @starcherry6814 Před 6 lety +24

    I want to see the "You ARE the father" version too

  • @johnartis2710
    @johnartis2710 Před 6 lety +2

    Lol the song selection was lit

  • @garlitzhyperformancegarage8818

    I love this shit lmfao! Only in America

    • @xHaus0fGagax
      @xHaus0fGagax Před 7 lety +7

      Omg you have not heard or seen "Laura" right! LMAOO!

    • @kolumann
      @kolumann Před 7 lety +1

      please show us

    • @coffiestar1743
      @coffiestar1743 Před 7 lety +1

      xHaus0fGagax I remember watching Laura. My 5-year-old brain was like: So.Much.Crazy.

    • @nodishtoodeep3053
      @nodishtoodeep3053 Před 7 lety +8

      Isn't there a British equivalent to jerry springer?

    • @joshuagrimes5593
      @joshuagrimes5593 Před 6 lety +18

      No dish too deep Its called Jeremy Kyle

  • @xxxPOISONDOLLxxx
    @xxxPOISONDOLLxxx Před 6 lety +3

    2:47 jumped before he even finished lol

  • @AlexS-oj8qf
    @AlexS-oj8qf Před 6 lety +18

    Jeez how can people put themselves​ into this kind of situations? 😂

    • @blindpeopledostuff3587
      @blindpeopledostuff3587 Před 6 lety +2

      Christian Djami because apparently life isn't fun without it. Sometimes people don't want to make the right choices after they've made the mistake already.

    • @AlexS-oj8qf
      @AlexS-oj8qf Před 6 lety

      alyssa caeytano I know that, but why they need this kind of thing to be televised? Is it just the American way?

    • @fishbuddy547
      @fishbuddy547 Před 6 lety

      They wanna make they're ex look bad, or just want fame? Idk

  • @454mazlum
    @454mazlum Před 6 lety +2

    They all just waited for this special moment to show some moves man hahaha

  • @UnchainedCyclist
    @UnchainedCyclist Před 7 lety +9

    Haha, I can't believe I watched this.

  • @marshallw2411
    @marshallw2411 Před 7 lety +5

    The girls are happy cause they get that child support check

  • @muskokamike127
    @muskokamike127 Před 6 lety +3

    2:05....also known as "the cannonball run" lol

  • @PBScenarioScene
    @PBScenarioScene Před 6 lety +2

    "Dat baby don't look like me."

  • @louisegardiner1521
    @louisegardiner1521 Před 6 lety +5

    This makes me feel sad... it's the kids I feel for

  • @Morbo-hi1ow
    @Morbo-hi1ow Před 7 lety +45

    really the twerking?

    • @KabzieMusic
      @KabzieMusic Před 7 lety +29

      It's terrible but I can't lie I laughed so hard

    • @SOUPRUN01
      @SOUPRUN01 Před 6 lety +1

      Billy Ray Cyrus?

    • @carultch
      @carultch Před 5 lety

      Morbo, who did you vote for in the Year 3000 election? Puny human #1, Puny human #2, or Richard Nixon's head?

  • @RxG21
    @RxG21 Před 6 lety

    This made my Wednesday a whole lot better

  • @nicavex5587
    @nicavex5587 Před 6 lety

    So funny how the music fit with every guest! OMG, lol ^_^

  • @acenj7473
    @acenj7473 Před 6 lety +5

    i'm watching Maury rn lol

  • @cliffdivingmonkeys8430
    @cliffdivingmonkeys8430 Před 7 lety +25

    boy I bet God is watching this and saying to himself "...where the heck did I go wrong..." :-/

    • @jayflo110
      @jayflo110 Před 7 lety +2

      Jody Schwieger lmao!!!!!!!!!!!

    • @samuelb6550
      @samuelb6550 Před 6 lety +2

      Jody Schwieger probably when he gave them genitals without the working brain cells

    • @ladilee18
      @ladilee18 Před 6 lety

      Ctfuuuuu

    • @jayflo110
      @jayflo110 Před 6 lety

      iam Lee ctfu?

  • @bridgettehill4132
    @bridgettehill4132 Před 6 lety

    Loving the dance off! HILARIOUS! Who's your daddy beeotch!

  • @kitbina1925
    @kitbina1925 Před 6 lety

    Yay good video. I miss this show

  • @seannicolas5841
    @seannicolas5841 Před 6 lety +6

    I told you maury, i love you 😂

  • @youcansayM0nti
    @youcansayM0nti Před 7 lety +18

    Why are these girls always running away?

    • @TheMrYoshi02
      @TheMrYoshi02 Před 7 lety +3

      Adnae montimas they don't get any child support 😂

    • @PatSTom
      @PatSTom Před 7 lety +3

      Do these guys even have any child support to give?

    • @brianbay370
      @brianbay370 Před 7 lety +4

      +Orin00r What little they have will be forced to give.

  • @spambab9078
    @spambab9078 Před 6 lety +2

    1:31 - 1:55 when I pass the exam without studying😂😂😂

  • @yodude43090
    @yodude43090 Před 6 lety

    This was lit af specially the last one lol

  • @mohammadsy1800
    @mohammadsy1800 Před 7 lety +9

    dat twerk tho 😂

    • @f.m.m6706
      @f.m.m6706 Před 6 lety

      Mohammad Sy why's a Mohamed here huh 😂😂come on akh

  • @nassimabouaouda1576
    @nassimabouaouda1576 Před 6 lety +5

    This is why sex outside marriage is haram.

  • @roguecop8633
    @roguecop8633 Před 6 lety

    This is AWESOME!!!

  • @kandiatoucamara6197
    @kandiatoucamara6197 Před 6 lety

    I laughed my tears out for the lady with purple button the one who was tweaking lmfao😂😂😂😂😂😂

  • @illnyx4239
    @illnyx4239 Před 6 lety +7

    😭😭😭😭💀You sleeping with way too many dudes the child's father is a mystery

  • @rhondaricch7956
    @rhondaricch7956 Před 6 lety +7

    Why the thumbnail though😂😂

  • @Crochetloveby_dee
    @Crochetloveby_dee Před 6 lety

    When they collapse on the floor it's pure Gold!!!

  • @edneg1951
    @edneg1951 Před 4 lety +1

    LAST GUY, I TOLD U!! I LOVE U MUARY!😘😘😘

  • @tricitiesair
    @tricitiesair Před 7 lety +8

    What ever happened to shame in our society?

    • @danielgalbusera944
      @danielgalbusera944 Před 7 lety

      It fucked itself off, oh and don't worry
      Or maybe you should worry on second though, because this shit is not confined in the states

  • @vektorblue
    @vektorblue Před 7 lety +10

    looks like a national geographic documentary.

  • @charchar8432
    @charchar8432 Před 6 lety

    The songs fit perfectly lmfao

  • @scout6172
    @scout6172 Před 6 lety

    The songs make it 10x better.

  • @roninetherington7708
    @roninetherington7708 Před 6 lety +4

    I must be mistaken, the title says NOT the father when some of it IS the father

  • @brookay2501
    @brookay2501 Před 6 lety +12

    I’m gonna make sure I’m NEVER IN MY LIFE going to be on this show

  • @victoriabonhomme745
    @victoriabonhomme745 Před 6 lety +2

    Did chu see how the girl twerked,I was like bitchhhhhhhh,that is AWESOMEEEEEEEE😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

  • @thrillhouse145
    @thrillhouse145 Před 7 lety

    Blissfully appropriate music

  • @seekingknowledge6439
    @seekingknowledge6439 Před 6 lety +3

    Epic idiocracy at its finest

    • @carultch
      @carultch Před 5 lety

      Trevor, when it comes to Carol's frozen ovum that will never be born, you are NOT the father.

  • @loma7987
    @loma7987 Před 6 lety +3

    Sums up americans in one box lol

  • @anayajones2611
    @anayajones2611 Před 6 lety +2

    "you are"
    "You are not"

  • @heyjoji1954
    @heyjoji1954 Před 7 lety +2

    Damn that cameraman got some calves to be doing that all everyday

  • @SDeww
    @SDeww Před 7 lety +6

    1:27 WTF was that???, that is what my mtf dog does when shes in heat. and i walk her and we meet a male dog she likes!!
    That is EXACTLY what she does!!!... holy shit!!!!!..
    and why is she so happy, seems like she won the jackpot or something, that is a parrent to be??, that dog in heat celebrating the money she will get ??? ...i totally lost plot here!.. can someone tell me why she is so happy??, it isnt like the man wants her anymore...

    • @soxo-ow9mi
      @soxo-ow9mi Před 6 lety +1

      bc you know damn wells she'll use the child support for her nails and a fake MK bag

  • @dustinscheller7795
    @dustinscheller7795 Před 7 lety +8

    and then all these single moms went down and got on welfare

  • @thetemptedfury
    @thetemptedfury Před 5 lety

    I lost it on the first one. 😂😂

  • @Musicrecords10
    @Musicrecords10 Před 6 lety +2

    1:26 20 year old? It took 20 years to confirm the father.. lmao

  • @lostsamurai1301
    @lostsamurai1301 Před 6 lety +67

    Now we know why so many black kids grow up without dads 😂😂

    • @angads.9819
      @angads.9819 Před 6 lety

      Craig Bain lamao

    • @brookay2501
      @brookay2501 Před 6 lety +1

      Same thing with Mexicans well me

    • @andye5724
      @andye5724 Před 6 lety +2

      Maybe 2nd place but per capita a lot of black kids dont have fathers.

    • @erenyeaga5683
      @erenyeaga5683 Před 6 lety

      You are just offensive to those kids who don't have a father and racist.

  • @HawtDawgN3k
    @HawtDawgN3k Před 6 lety +3

    Ante up!

  • @damionthorne5615
    @damionthorne5615 Před 6 lety +1

    not paying for child support is the new lottery .

  • @amandoboop
    @amandoboop Před 6 lety

    1:40 I haven't watched the whole video but this is the funniest😂

  • @thebeautywriter244
    @thebeautywriter244 Před 6 lety +3

    Wait wait So are you supposed to dance when you get the results??

  • @donburrus7141
    @donburrus7141 Před 6 lety +11

    At 2:02 Maury says that he is not the father which makes me wonder why two men would actually want to sleep with her, or Hell two men could actually find the whole

  • @ameenahxo8472
    @ameenahxo8472 Před 6 lety

    the spongebob part rocks hahaha

  • @jerseynurse6878
    @jerseynurse6878 Před 6 lety

    These are hilarious. Sad part is I probably have seen all of these episodes lol

  • @tribelight2928
    @tribelight2928 Před 6 lety +9

    this gives blacks a bad rep

    • @GermthaVicious
      @GermthaVicious Před 6 lety +6

      black people gave themselves a bad rep all on their own, this video had nothing to do with it

    • @xzxblue090uwu4
      @xzxblue090uwu4 Před 4 lety

      GermthaVicious Yep. Your 100% right

  • @oshz-chan2680
    @oshz-chan2680 Před 6 lety +3

    This is why I love black elders there the best

  • @Crochetloveby_dee
    @Crochetloveby_dee Před 6 lety

    That soldier boy music though!!!

  • @marcelsmith3510
    @marcelsmith3510 Před 6 lety

    I am crying from laughing so hard..dude that twerked from the song she got a donk i almost passed out 😂😂