YOU ARE NOT THE FATHER COMPILATION!!!

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  • Here is my first you are not the father compilation. Hope you enjoy!
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  • @Arkotix
    @Arkotix  Před 4 lety +4706

    bruh

  • @ItsFastSpaczed
    @ItsFastSpaczed Před 6 lety +2582

    When guy walks out...
    Crowd: *BOOOOOOO*
    Girl yells nonsense at the guy...
    Crowd: *WOOOO YAY YOU GO GIRL*
    Guy actually isn't the father...
    Crowd: *WOOO OH YEAH WE LOVE HIM WE KNEW HE WASNT THE FATHER*
    The crowd needs to wait to hear the results before taking sides 👌

    • @lilkodiak8218
      @lilkodiak8218 Před 6 lety +21

      Adust Iz Godly THANK YOU!!

    • @themightymooseking6987
      @themightymooseking6987 Před 6 lety +71

      As far as I've heard the audiences on reality shows are all scripted and told how to react to everything happening on stage.
      Still the reactions are pretty retarded most of the time.

    • @bullsbrothers5583
      @bullsbrothers5583 Před 6 lety +1

      But t if that was the case the show would not be interning

    • @flamelazer27
      @flamelazer27 Před 6 lety +1

      Adust Iz Godly
      Oh ya, a title should be, "You are not the heel compilation!" like what you said.

    • @numankulec2785
      @numankulec2785 Před 6 lety +23

      TheMightyMooseKing Not only the reactions, but most of those people there themselves are retarded...smh....

  • @genericname8749
    @genericname8749 Před 4 lety +6369

    Maurey: You are not-
    The entire audience: *SWITCH TEAM*

    • @josedanielaguilar7873
      @josedanielaguilar7873 Před 4 lety +213

      No cap

    • @tas7606
      @tas7606 Před 4 lety +31

      @@josedanielaguilar7873 *CAP*

    • @TheNuclearPhysician
      @TheNuclearPhysician Před 4 lety +382

      I gotta say, at least they switch sides when the truth comes out..
      However, there is a special place in hell for those who judge without facts.

    • @ernestinehsia293
      @ernestinehsia293 Před 4 lety +45

      @@TheNuclearPhysician Well, it's a tv programme you need the audience to get hyped up for views

    • @Arkotix
      @Arkotix  Před 4 lety +89

      facts bro

  • @OasisMusicOfficial
    @OasisMusicOfficial Před 3 lety +2077

    The audience when the guy comes out: *Boos and anger*
    The audience when the guy isnt the father: *Change team*

    • @MILKYbars100
      @MILKYbars100 Před 3 lety +82

      Lol like some Battlefield 4 type shit

    • @wacodraco1558
      @wacodraco1558 Před 3 lety +63

      They sexist asf always playing the progressive “all women are equal” card until it isn’t convenient anymore

    • @edwardgaines6561
      @edwardgaines6561 Před 3 lety +68

      Only women, children, and dogs are loved unconditionally. Men get the short stick.

    • @carsoncottrell4435
      @carsoncottrell4435 Před 3 lety +23

      Audience: "we were bad now were good"

    • @Btester2
      @Btester2 Před 3 lety +13

      Pulled an Italy

  • @Olivia-ek9ib
    @Olivia-ek9ib Před 2 lety +194

    Maury: "he's a little worked up-"
    José: *bleep bleep bLeeP BLEEP BLEEP bLEEP bLeEp*

  • @soupermoviecritic8511
    @soupermoviecritic8511 Před 7 lety +3690

    You in the audience! You could be the Father!

  • @xx2345000
    @xx2345000 Před 7 lety +30632

    Maurey has freed more black men than Lincoln

    • @Nicebitoftucka
      @Nicebitoftucka Před 7 lety +1209

      xx2345000 Damn nigga

    • @babyjinks1142
      @babyjinks1142 Před 7 lety +366

      xx2345000 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

    • @MiMiOrt
      @MiMiOrt Před 7 lety +421

      brittany jinks I'm stealing this 😂😂😂😂

    • @theglitchez1495
      @theglitchez1495 Před 7 lety +77

      xx2345000 lol

    • @gamonize
      @gamonize Před 7 lety +160

      xx2345000 best comment on this whole video

  • @fartsmellasz
    @fartsmellasz Před 3 lety +795

    “You are NOT the father!”
    Man: 😁🕺 *hyping crowd up*
    Woman: 😭🏃‍♀️ *runs away crying*
    Crowd: 👁👄👁 *gets hyped up by man* 👁👅👁 🕺💃🕺💃🕺💃🕺💃🕺💃🕺💃🕺💃🤳💃🕺

    • @dorianwilliams8679
      @dorianwilliams8679 Před 3 lety +42

      The camera man:🎥🏃💨

    • @darealconman
      @darealconman Před 3 lety +8

      Me if I was *NOT* the father: 🎉🎉🎉
      Me if I *WAS* the father: 🏚🥊🤬

    • @thespider8782
      @thespider8782 Před 3 lety +1

      @@darealconman *hello darkness my old friend i''ve to talk with you again*

    • @aadyasharma7352
      @aadyasharma7352 Před 3 lety +1

      THE EMOJIS LMFAOOO

    • @26theo
      @26theo Před 3 lety

      That last guy did a freaking backflip 😂

  • @cybercoldymcphearson7338
    @cybercoldymcphearson7338 Před 2 lety +57

    0:46 "You in the audience, you could be the father!"
    I'm so glad I can find this video by typing up that sentence. 🤣

  • @MILKYbars100
    @MILKYbars100 Před 5 lety +7257

    No woman alive can outrun Maury P's camera guy. Dude could record a cheetah while running after it.

    • @riotman3579
      @riotman3579 Před 5 lety +358

      Well most of them is fat so it isn't that hard lol

    • @SoL-di9bk
      @SoL-di9bk Před 5 lety +185

      Give the man a raise!

    • @playco_armboy1278
      @playco_armboy1278 Před 4 lety +87

      MILKYbars100 i highly recommend watching RDCWORLD1’s video on Maury’s camera man, it’s hilarious. All of their videos are really funny as well.

    • @gtfrias
      @gtfrias Před 4 lety +47

      Bruh they train these dudes in a fucking track field

    • @chilledsummer4287
      @chilledsummer4287 Před 4 lety +17

      Playco_ Armboy just saw that it’s funny as hell

  • @gdfkpmw1803
    @gdfkpmw1803 Před 4 lety +4155

    “You are not the father!”
    The women: 🏃‍♀️

  • @christopherlove5833
    @christopherlove5833 Před 3 lety +45

    The first guy Jose is probably the the most memorable. You gotta be one hell of a character to get the crowd on your side before the results.

  • @zedbags
    @zedbags Před 4 lety +479

    The women: I can't believe this. I'm so sad. How is this possible.
    Also the women: heehoo I cheat

  • @jedmaegraith8542
    @jedmaegraith8542 Před 4 lety +1842

    Maurey: You are *NOT*....
    Crowd:😮😮OOHHHHhhhh
    Dude: 🕺🏼🕺🏼🕺🏼
    Mother: 🛋 ⬅️🏃‍♀️💨
    Cameraguy: 🏃‍♀️💨 📸 💨

  • @GetchaPull06
    @GetchaPull06 Před 4 lety +3465

    *Everybody is sexist until they find out the guy ain't the father.*

    • @mattiaschaparro984
      @mattiaschaparro984 Před 4 lety +146

      Bryan Collier that’s mad factsssss

    • @Robin-gt2ju
      @Robin-gt2ju Před 4 lety +102

      Maurey: You are not the father
      Everybody: :0

    • @kingnova2372
      @kingnova2372 Před 4 lety +29

      I would be calm like if it’s mine I will love it is it ain’t mine I am suing your ass for money I spent of that Child bittttchhh

    • @ejgames4418
      @ejgames4418 Před 4 lety +43

      Yes the audience is anoying af

    • @CA-vy8et
      @CA-vy8et Před 4 lety +15

      Desert Eagle if you can’t afford children don’t have sex, duh

  • @nickeynouse6093
    @nickeynouse6093 Před 2 lety +48

    "That baby got 10 daddies and I'm NONE of em!" 💀💀💀

  • @nawafbinhumaid_9181
    @nawafbinhumaid_9181 Před 4 lety +372

    Honestly speaking, didn't the mothers think about the consequences of such a relation that ruin a human life after several years ? I feel bad for the kids...

    • @SoulKingBK
      @SoulKingBK Před 3 lety +1

      Yeah we’re kinda celebrating a child not knowing their fathet

    • @jayive34
      @jayive34 Před 3 lety +29

      @@SoulKingBK No. We're celebrating men getting freed.

    • @hiitsmorgan5431
      @hiitsmorgan5431 Před 3 lety +8

      The man is happy cuz they dont have to pay child support and the woman is sad cuz they dont get child support money

    • @stevewilson4718
      @stevewilson4718 Před rokem

      @@sabotaje4174 304

  • @SuperDERCE
    @SuperDERCE Před 6 lety +2711

    The couch is the father.

  • @ileanazavala6473
    @ileanazavala6473 Před 4 lety +3948

    The men’s victory dances are the best part about this show

  • @zixy2005
    @zixy2005 Před 4 lety +316

    “You are not the father!”
    Woman: *gets sad*
    Sofa: *Chuckles* im in danger

  • @samlaboski5796
    @samlaboski5796 Před 4 lety +85

    “ I AINT DE PAPI I AINT DE PAPI” his happiness makes me happy

  • @manuelscherrer9956
    @manuelscherrer9956 Před 6 lety +2253

    Women crying: no child suport 😣
    Men dancing: no child suport 😅

    • @Wintersoap123
      @Wintersoap123 Před 5 lety +35

      Manuel Scherrer I don't think those men can afford child support

    • @remmingtonstewart9826
      @remmingtonstewart9826 Před 5 lety +6

      LOL!!!

    • @devinweathers7520
      @devinweathers7520 Před 5 lety +1

      Happy days babe baby
      There can be justice

    • @craterglass
      @craterglass Před 5 lety +2

      Holy fuck. I need a shower I feel so dirty. Maybe the planet would be better off without us.

    • @slasher7456
      @slasher7456 Před 5 lety +1

      ur comment dont rele make sense to me except that ur pointin out wut people r doin and say no child support lul

  • @jonr2268
    @jonr2268 Před 4 lety +4702

    I’m starting to think that backstage couch is the father.

  • @DTownNash
    @DTownNash Před 3 lety +56

    Woman: *sleeps around*
    Also Woman: *surprised when she can't find the father*

  • @ricky3ys
    @ricky3ys Před 3 lety +55

    6:40 “you are not the father” lil bro smiling in the back 🤣

  • @MrKingYuji
    @MrKingYuji Před 6 lety +608

    "But if you are the father you'll be in that child's life right?"
    "Nope"
    Well damn...A+ for honesty

  • @satryabrandto
    @satryabrandto Před 4 lety +3036

    Maury:"when it comes to.."
    Cameraman:*starts stretching*

  • @chuiyaphijajo3919
    @chuiyaphijajo3919 Před 2 lety +14

    Jose: "You in the audience. You could be the father."
    Hahahahagagagagagaga

  • @kofeku
    @kofeku Před 3 lety +37

    7:01 damn she wish she could run 😂😂

    • @sena1899
      @sena1899 Před 3 lety +1

      You aint right😂😂😂

    • @rara5x
      @rara5x Před 3 lety

      😭😭😭😭

  • @Andy_Dagamer
    @Andy_Dagamer Před 4 lety +3726

    I feel bad for the kids who have to grow up with these women.

  • @m1lkym4c24
    @m1lkym4c24 Před 4 lety +1771

    “You know whats so fanny”
    “You know whats so fanny”
    “You know whats so fanny”
    “You know whats so fanny”
    “You know whats really so fanny”

  • @WykeshiaMcCallister1986
    @WykeshiaMcCallister1986 Před 3 lety +18

    0:45 I love that part!! LOL "You in the audience! You can be the father!!!"

  • @pitt2495
    @pitt2495 Před 3 lety +45

    I honestly respect the guys that realized (after they finished being hype)the situation of the woman without knowing a possible father and how they comforted the woman

    • @braxton9192
      @braxton9192 Před 2 lety +17

      I don't... That don't deserve sympathy and no one would have sympathy if the roles were reversed

    • @Kaathe249
      @Kaathe249 Před 2 lety

      I would call her a dumbass😭🤣

    • @TheMightySpurdo
      @TheMightySpurdo Před 9 měsíci +1

      The women cheated, slept around, tried to gaslight multiple men into thinking he's the father hoping to bask in the child support money, some even raped the men that they are accusing, and you pity them? They are spawns of hell.

  • @PinealGlandCrown
    @PinealGlandCrown Před 6 lety +3767

    Who was still excited to hear the results even though you knew they weren't fathers.

  • @czblax6697
    @czblax6697 Před 6 lety +666

    "I am too good looking to be that ugly baby's father" Yooo that got me deadass laughing for 5minutes😂

  • @ES_Majin
    @ES_Majin Před 3 lety +95

    *Guy walks in*
    Audience: BOO
    Maury: “You are NOT the father”
    Audience to the guy: *Claps and Cheers*

  • @imoth1
    @imoth1 Před 3 lety +51

    The moms: cry and run
    The sofa: oh shit, here we go again!

  • @tyrannism5648
    @tyrannism5648 Před 6 lety +2188

    Maury has freed more black men than Abraham Lincoln!

  • @paranoid5858
    @paranoid5858 Před 5 lety +2939

    These people look like they were born in Walmart

  • @weapontheory
    @weapontheory Před 4 lety +22

    Maury: "You are *NOT* the father!"
    Couch: "I'm here for you."

  • @beutsavv
    @beutsavv Před 3 lety +10

    7:13 " I'm too good looking to be that ugly baby's father"
    Bro😂😂

  • @xKarma_411
    @xKarma_411 Před 6 lety +1861

    I like how most of the females know exactly where to run backstage into the infamous crying face down couch.

    • @raulsaucedostuff
      @raulsaucedostuff Před 6 lety +73

      xKarma _ It's probably a fake show but if it's real they colud have seen it in their way to the studio, besides that seems to be the only exit there :P

    • @lovespringfreshness
      @lovespringfreshness Před 6 lety +35

      Oh c'mon now, why would they fake a TV Show? A little over dramatized, yes. But I highly doubt it's completely artificial.

    • @raulsaucedostuff
      @raulsaucedostuff Před 6 lety +33

      D-RayTheGreat there's TONS of fake reality shows, wouldn't be the first. Look it up.

    • @LKS92Y
      @LKS92Y Před 6 lety +16

      It's scripted

    • @painless476
      @painless476 Před 6 lety +2

      xKarma _ hahahaha tru😂😂😂😂😂

  • @yungkon93x94
    @yungkon93x94 Před 4 lety +4675

    I will learn to do a backflip in case i am not the father

    • @ehhdyed5785
      @ehhdyed5785 Před 4 lety +161

      yung kon 93 x im sure the guy didn’t know how to backflip til he heard “not”

    • @f3p
      @f3p Před 3 lety +17

      You ain’t gonna get laid tho

    • @diya5282
      @diya5282 Před 3 lety +10

      Well ima join u on that just in case

    • @safwane777
      @safwane777 Před 3 lety +6

      copied comment

    • @roseoraeats7763
      @roseoraeats7763 Před 3 lety +27

      @@f3p funny probably coming from a virgin

  • @IamAditya.uniyal
    @IamAditya.uniyal Před 3 lety +25

    7:02
    Aight,imma head out
    *Vroom vroom*

  • @xieotv2386
    @xieotv2386 Před 3 lety +7

    Jose a born hype man. I’ve never been so hyped up after watching someone jump around the stage.

  • @_MarioFangirl_
    @_MarioFangirl_ Před 4 lety +965

    You are *not* the father.
    Women: 🛋 🏃‍♀️
    Men: 🕺

    • @pikamewistaken
      @pikamewistaken Před 4 lety

      HapstablookGirl 2006 lol

    • @aliciabea1598
      @aliciabea1598 Před 4 lety +1

      😂😂😂

    • @ayanoaishi1258
      @ayanoaishi1258 Před 4 lety

      🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

    • @cgcap7794
      @cgcap7794 Před 4 lety

      Never having to be made accountable or answer only caping if we will help u test other men never make better choices bum bitches

    • @thablksovereign
      @thablksovereign Před 4 lety +3

      HapstablookGirl 2006
      Cameraman: 🏃🏻‍♂️🎥💨

  • @JB-qj8rr
    @JB-qj8rr Před 4 lety +2185

    ‘’You in the audience, you could be the father’’ I’m dead 💀

  • @cfowler7936
    @cfowler7936 Před 2 lety +8

    8:03 pretty wholesome that rather than spouting anger they all, including the accused man, formed a group hug. Like none of them wanted this conflict and are both saddened but relieved to have closure.

  • @claire_tube
    @claire_tube Před 3 lety +11

    Jerry: “YOU ARE NOT THE FATHER”
    🛋🏃‍♀️

  • @cooperxtreme1566
    @cooperxtreme1566 Před 6 lety +955

    The thing that annoys me is that these moms probably don't care that there kid doesn't have a dad, they just want the money from the child support

  • @mamaamaor
    @mamaamaor Před 6 lety +1933

    my boy maury be freeing more black men than abraham lincoln

  • @CorekBleedingHollow
    @CorekBleedingHollow Před 3 lety +13

    "When it comes to 1 year old Addison, Brian, WHAT'S UP!" LOL

  • @ouassimassoufi5497
    @ouassimassoufi5497 Před 3 lety +14

    4:19
    legends say that she still running

  • @abby-se6de
    @abby-se6de Před 5 lety +2389

    The poor couch with all the thots on it
    One like = One prayer 🙏 for the couch

    • @geetookrazy536
      @geetookrazy536 Před 5 lety +2

      abby 😂😂

    • @JJHcars
      @JJHcars Před 5 lety +1

      That made me LOL for real! Damn shame

    • @jakobstarkey9960
      @jakobstarkey9960 Před 5 lety +15

      Pray for my nigga couch. All those fat ass thots have tainted that nigga

    • @gamenikhd2001
      @gamenikhd2001 Před 5 lety +12

      The Couch is NOT the father!!!

    • @BubbleFaceism
      @BubbleFaceism Před 5 lety +1

      I laughed way too hard at this 😂😂

  • @SKYzLxmit
    @SKYzLxmit Před 5 lety +942

    *Crowd:Booo*
    *Maury:You are not the father.*
    *Crowd:Whooooooo*

    • @zeh7201
      @zeh7201 Před 5 lety +43

      Feminism Homie

    • @user-fg8zc2bt8x
      @user-fg8zc2bt8x Před 5 lety +12

      Right😂😂😂😂

    • @TheOnlyBasketCase
      @TheOnlyBasketCase Před 4 lety +39

      I always root for the guys. Some of them are funny as hell

    • @brennanlewis9370
      @brennanlewis9370 Před 4 lety +2

      The guy that's not the father :
      Celebrates like he won the super bowl

    • @Fridgemasters
      @Fridgemasters Před 4 lety

      they’re probably rooting for their sick ass dance moves

  • @lichkinggamer5708
    @lichkinggamer5708 Před 2 lety +5

    6:08 “When it comes to one year old Addison….Brain”
    “Was up”

  • @mihhdias1402
    @mihhdias1402 Před 4 lety +9

    07:00 she going backstage with that little car or whatever that is... GOT ME DYING

  • @ashwinmisra725
    @ashwinmisra725 Před 6 lety +2379

    Maury has freed more Black men than Lincoln

  • @madshedam2173
    @madshedam2173 Před 6 lety +2161

    spoiler alert
    they're not the fathers

  • @theronkong
    @theronkong Před 3 lety +8

    man I've never even seen a guy backflip over winning the lottery before. LMAO

  • @harambeinhumanform
    @harambeinhumanform Před 2 lety +2

    You in the audience , YOU might be the father. LMFAO

  • @arvoof5945
    @arvoof5945 Před 5 lety +2648

    The women sprint to the couch faster than Usain Bolt

  • @belaboss6549
    @belaboss6549 Před 5 lety +1577

    The audience is so two-faced😂😂😂

    • @junaldinho100
      @junaldinho100 Před 5 lety +230

      Facts asf
      When the man comes on stage : Booooooo
      When he hears he’s not the father : They all cheer like he won the Super Bowl
      😂🤣🤣🤣

    • @jshelv
      @jshelv Před 5 lety +58

      I hate the fucking audience

    • @joewulf7282
      @joewulf7282 Před 5 lety +17

      Twats. they're just escalating the situation.

    • @tatarsauce6314
      @tatarsauce6314 Před 5 lety +16

      As far as I’m concerned, they were paid

    • @mazokuwolf1279
      @mazokuwolf1279 Před 5 lety +4

      @@tatarsauce6314 my Grandmother was one of the audience in the 90's they were not payed. It used to sell and advertise all across Connecticut those times.

  • @Krohnoh
    @Krohnoh Před 2 lety +5

    “You in the audience, you could be the father!” LMAOOO

  • @isaacclarke4229
    @isaacclarke4229 Před rokem +1

    The first person in this video and his rapping skill always got me.😭 even seems like counter attacks in rap

  • @jdatboi724
    @jdatboi724 Před 4 lety +1081

    The dislikes are from the chicks who didn’t get their child support.

    • @jdatboi724
      @jdatboi724 Před 4 lety +1

      Emporio Alniño OH NOOOO
      I’m assuming I’m still on part 2 and I had to google Tomoko

    • @jasonmiles2819
      @jasonmiles2819 Před 4 lety +8

      Jdatboi You mean their hair money?

    • @heyIts_naj
      @heyIts_naj Před 4 lety +5

      @@jdatboi724 WHERE'S ME AND MOM'S MONEY DAD!

    • @Im_Him1234
      @Im_Him1234 Před 4 lety +1

      It ain't child support if he's not the Father, that's bitch money

    • @phantomx3902
      @phantomx3902 Před 4 lety +2

      damn it joseph

  • @John.Asante
    @John.Asante Před 6 lety +647

    The first guy had me hype lol

  • @davidnwosu5747
    @davidnwosu5747 Před 3 lety +9

    I love how they always boo the father but when they show that he is not the father they start clapping

  • @pwnmonkeyisreal
    @pwnmonkeyisreal Před 3 lety +6

    This feels like something Bill Burr would watch when he's feeling down

  • @seandaly2211
    @seandaly2211 Před 4 lety +959

    Audience before reveal: 👎
    Audience after reveal: *cheers guy on as if they weren't booing literally a second ago*

  • @AaronWhiting18
    @AaronWhiting18 Před 4 lety +947

    *usain bolt fastest person in the world*
    Cameraman: I’m bout to end this whole mans career

  • @republicofgigachad2561
    @republicofgigachad2561 Před 3 lety +11

    They should name that back couch the “couch of shame”

  • @kartikeybishnoi1856
    @kartikeybishnoi1856 Před 3 lety

    Brother im subbing to u for this vidoe man , made my day

  • @LukeSmith-kt2ir
    @LukeSmith-kt2ir Před 6 lety +689

    I love how the crowd hates the guy then immediately cheers when he isn’t the father

  • @kameronbryant1341
    @kameronbryant1341 Před 6 lety +2110

    Why do all the videos of the guys before they come out look like WWE promos 😂😂😂

    • @immfs9495
      @immfs9495 Před 6 lety +17

      Kameron Bryant so true😂😂😂😂😂

    • @JustJustin.
      @JustJustin. Před 6 lety +41

      Kameron Bryant I think the better question is, why were all these clips for black men accused of being the father?

    • @kameronbryant1341
      @kameronbryant1341 Před 6 lety +34

      jmangamer98 because most white guys can pay child support and most of these cases happen in low income neighborhoods IE minority, or the hood

    • @rexrobinson719
      @rexrobinson719 Před 6 lety +1

      Kameron Bryant you're the problem

    • @MirzaFako
      @MirzaFako Před 6 lety +1

      Kameron Bryant o

  • @Lazuray666
    @Lazuray666 Před 2 lety +13

    This is literally the most disturbing display of televised human behaviour I've seen in a while 🤣

  • @ilynaro
    @ilynaro Před 5 lety +1588

    “You are not the father”
    *mopeds out at 2MPH*

  • @josuee1763
    @josuee1763 Před 6 lety +724

    Those guys have more acrobatic skills then my classmate cheerleaders.😂😂

    • @Mr_Blazeking
      @Mr_Blazeking Před 6 lety +33

      Josue E17 exactly that first nigga
      *LEAPED* so damn high

    • @Bookofhumanity
      @Bookofhumanity Před 6 lety +8

      Blazeking The king of fire he lebron James bruh

    • @davidaliberti5742
      @davidaliberti5742 Před 5 lety +5

      It’s because they have been liberated from 18 years of child support

  • @fernandofernandezespinoza7109

    Idk what’s more entertaining, the reactions or the comments 😂😂😂

  • @dlove5893
    @dlove5893 Před 2 lety +1

    Jose is my spirit animal🤣🤣🤣

  • @mulberryH
    @mulberryH Před 4 lety +1045

    Maury: you are not the father
    Camera man: I am speed

  • @KillerBigMeat
    @KillerBigMeat Před 5 lety +2958

    I genuinely feel bad for the children in this show.

  • @erikderrote4774
    @erikderrote4774 Před 3 lety +5

    6:29 omg south park isnt lying about america

  • @NYRyder1983
    @NYRyder1983 Před rokem +2

    Maury: You are not the father!
    Men: 🕺🕺
    Women: 😭🏃🏾‍♀️

  • @puskasisagod1235
    @puskasisagod1235 Před 4 lety +2968

    When he’s not the father...
    The man: 🕺🏽🕺🏽🕺🏽
    The woman: 🏃🏿‍♀️🏃🏿‍♀️🏃🏿‍♀️
    The crowd: 😱😱😱
    The baby: 👁👄👁

    • @sjipsso2162
      @sjipsso2162 Před 4 lety +6

      Puskás Is a god gaahhaah

    • @sjipsso2162
      @sjipsso2162 Před 4 lety +6

      Ahahahahahahahaha

    • @lyacherry1096
      @lyacherry1096 Před 4 lety +99

      The cameraman : 🏃‍♂🏃‍♂⚡⚡

    • @iMelanin
      @iMelanin Před 4 lety +7

      Omfg 🤣🤣🤣😭😭😭💀💀💀💀

    • @kyng3166
      @kyng3166 Před 4 lety +9

      The cameraman tho

  • @jinx8097
    @jinx8097 Před 6 lety +1128

    i felt bad for the lady on the scooter she couldent run away

  • @trillixplays2567
    @trillixplays2567 Před 3 lety +1

    Crowd be switching up real quick

  • @IsaacJones-gj7gb
    @IsaacJones-gj7gb Před měsícem +1

    Maury: You Are Not The Father
    Men: 🕺🏿🕺🏿
    Women:🏃🏿‍♀️😭

  • @williamfrederickiversen8518
    @williamfrederickiversen8518 Před 4 lety +2380

    Maurey: When it comes to [ *INSERT KID'S NAME* ]
    cameraman: please say "you are the father"please say "you are the father" please say "you are the father"
    Maurey : You... are *NOT* the father
    cameraman: goddammit... **starts running**

  • @Rakshasa1986
    @Rakshasa1986 Před 5 lety +910

    "You in the audience, *you* could be the father"

  • @anotherrain2257
    @anotherrain2257 Před 4 lety +10

    When it comes to 1 year old Adison, Brian
    Brian: What's up?!

  • @timmymfturner3539
    @timmymfturner3539 Před 3 lety +3

    My favorite part is I found out I wasn't the father today😂🤣☠️😂☠️😂🤣
    Definitely understand the excitement it's like winning the lottery!!!!

  • @BLACKSTA361
    @BLACKSTA361 Před 4 lety +1513

    All these women be really crying about child support money

  • @rokai_sky6344
    @rokai_sky6344 Před 5 lety +1565

    Shout out to all the homies who aint the father

  • @Hoops132
    @Hoops132 Před 3 lety +1

    You know what’s so funny...you know what’s so funny...you know what’s really so funny...this video

  • @mr.wiggles1909
    @mr.wiggles1909 Před rokem

    I love seeing people humbled and learning

  • @mobabo5514
    @mobabo5514 Před 7 lety +1644

    HAPPY FATHERS DAY!!!!!....
    oh☹

  • @JJ-mq2lv
    @JJ-mq2lv Před 4 lety +2996

    Why are 90% of the women on this show overweight ?

    • @greenestpotatoes
      @greenestpotatoes Před 4 lety +682

      It is america

    • @ItsJimdevera
      @ItsJimdevera Před 4 lety +41

      bruh

    • @flipmaster4000
      @flipmaster4000 Před 4 lety +338

      and 90% are black guys with cornrows

    • @cliffd8380
      @cliffd8380 Před 4 lety +92

      @@greenestpotatoes was ready to respond the shame. American women are set to out weight American men in 2030. They are inching closer every year.

    • @ishy.i
      @ishy.i Před 4 lety +57

      Cause the be taking all that meat if you know what I mean

  • @austinsnyder3185
    @austinsnyder3185 Před 3 lety +1

    Video gonna be on the recommended list of one of these children one day

  • @dispater101
    @dispater101 Před 2 lety

    That dude cartwheeling during his hype package be killing me 😭