A Maury Compilation! The Biggest You Are Not The Father Tantrums!
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- čas přidán 20. 06. 2019
- I managed to make another compilation of #Maury! Only this time, I added a couple things, and it's one of what I think are the biggest tantrums these mom's had thrown!
Leave a like and tell me your thoughts about these tantrums!
#PaternityTests #youarenotthefather #Maurycompilation #mauryyouarenotthefather - Zábava
This editing is trash smh
I'm sorry. ^^
Iagree😳
@@Donaven619 the added audio was a bit too loud compared to the audio of the show but other than that good work
@@Donaven619 the audio was a bit wack but otherwise the editing was great
@@Donaven619 it was funny tho keep up the work
This is how many black men Maury set free
👇🏽
Punjabi rebel 5k c00l
Punjabi rebel 5k 💯
Y'all are also dumbasses too
Punjabi rebel 5k lol I liked it and I’m not even black
😂😂
You are NOT the father!
Females: 🏃♀️💨
Males: 🤸♂️
😂😂😂🤣🤣🤣
Hydreigon wow ur only the 2000 person do this stupid shit
It's an older code but it checks out.
Hydreigon perfectly executed 😹😹😹
😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😭😭😭😭😭😂😂😂
“He is the father of my baby” Maury “no he’s not.”😂
"I need alimony, i cant accept the result"
💯💯 *BLACKENOMICS* 💯💯
"He's going to take care of my baby."
@@brycebullard3619 she don’t care about the baby. She just wants the money.
Maybe she needs to take a DNA test. Babies are switched at the hospital you know.
The chick who still says he is the father had me dying
She's probably still saying that to this very day.
Brings to mind that episode of “Family Guy” where they’re playing Pictionary, and Stewie shouts “IT WASN’T RIGHT THE FIRST TIME YOU SAID IT, WHY THE HELL WOULD IT BE RIGHT THE NEXT TEN TIMES?!”
I kinda wanted to scream that at her through the screen
No child support for her 😂
She couldn't get over not getting the guy's money
She will tell everyone he is the father. DNA means nothing.
Maury: YOU ARE NOT THE FATHER
Salty girl: 🛋 🏃♀️ 💨 💨 💨 💨 💨
Camera man: 🎥 🏃 💨 💨 💨💨
The guy: 🎉 🕺 🎉
The man:🕺
I would love to see the cameraman's cardio workout.
Gunnery Sergeant Hartman true
I have seen the other way around too though. 😅
Bet camera guy took track in school.
*"You Are Not The Father"*
Woman: *cries*
Audience: *cheers*
Man: *dances*
Cameraman: *turns into The Flash*
KurtRusselPH 😂😂😫
Hotel trivago
This comment needs to have more likes 🤣🤣🤣
KurtRusselPH stolen comment🚨
@@error_skerrt where? What video? Can you pin point exactly the comment?
“HE IS THE FATHER HE IS THE FARHER HE IS THE FATHER HE IS THE FATHER” 😂😂😂😂💀😂😂😂 that kind of denial is hilarious
Proven scientific fact, if you say something over and over, it becomes...true, somehow!
Kinda like a biden supporter
@@kenneth9874 I don’t get into the politics dude so I wouldn’t know.
@@NateMcCoy1194 I guess that you don't want to know dudette
@@kenneth9874 I genuinely just don’t care. Share, don’t share, do whatever you want.
Her: he is the father
Maury: No he’s not
Her: He will take care of this baby
Maury: No he won’t
😩😹
Maury: You are not the father
Thot: gOtTa gO fAsT
Cameraman: gOtTa gO fAsTeR
That mans litterally has the best condition of everyone to ever lived
he does that shit holding some massive camera too man, guys got stamina fr
Man: time to pop off
i am speed
6ix9ine camera bois are the real mvp tho
The Maury Show: Destroying childhoods and training the fastest cameramen in the business since '91
Dempsey Bovell the mother’s did it to their child/dren 🙃 with their trifling/hoeing dumbasses 💀
yeah betcha that cameraman who was running with the Olympians started out there
Destroying childhoods? The irresponsible parents did that.
Not destroying childhoods, more like saving innocent men from a life of deceit. The mom's are the ones ruining the childhoods by sleeping around like that
@@Lolpy. 😂
Even when confronted with the truth they are still in denial. The level of delusion is off the charts.
And their level of promiscuity!
Just like "woke" democrats
@@kenneth9874damn you’re obsessed lmao
@@Gtrdxvgyfvbhhfc nah, I just pay attention
woman are like this
Maury: “Simone you’ve been 100%, 110%, 120% “
Simone: “And I’m 130% this time 😂”
Maury has been on the air for decades. When is he going to install a back stage obstacle course?
You petty 😭😭😂😂😂
Lolll💀
This is probably the most impressive comment I read all day😂😂😂
This by far is one of the best suggestions ever! Let's spice them run offs up a lil bit. LOL
@@noirking6138< Thank you! Wouldn't it be fun!
“You are not the father.”
Men: 🕺🏾🤸🏾🏋🏾
Women: 🏃🏾♀️💨
Cameraman: ⚡️⚡️⚡️
🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
Hahhaha
😹😹😹😹😹😹😹🤧🤧🤧🤧🤧
Help me reach 420 Subscribers facts
Lol
I love how the woman can still be so confident and get in there face after testing the 5th or 6th man
One woman tested 17 men on the same show. Maury read the names as they formed a group jumping up and down in unison. No one was the daddy.
@@sammythompson3694 That's...horrible.
I feel sorry for those poor kids being treated like pawns in these women's struggles against hated ex-boyfriends.
*“You are not father”*
The mom: 🏃🏾♀️
The man: 🕺🏿
The camera man: 🏃🏻♂️
The crowd: 😱
Maury: 🗿
The baby: 👁👄👁
The couch: 👁👄👁 incoming!
😄😄😄🤣🤣🤣
You’re not wrong lol
Hazmat Sad Boi the couch : oh shit,here we go again
😂🤣🤣🤣😂
Maury: “You are NOT the Father”
Women: 🏃♀️💨
Cameraman: 🏃🎥💨
Men: 🕺
LOL
I swear the kids probably act older than some of these adults
@@PHILDEBEAST You right 😂
Hahaha that's a good one 😂
Hilarious
What piss me off is Maury ONLY comforts the ladies but never the guys who are accused they deserve a hug if comfort for all the trouble these women put them through
He was a simp that's why
These men got vindicated on national television, doing jumping Jack's and the macarena on stage and your upset maury isn't giving them a pat on the back😂
@@whatteamwildcats4033 nothing getting with them dancing I just find it unfair when the women finds out the guy isn’t the father he rarely gives them the comfort when they want to be the dad.
@@arnoldflowers8686BINGO! King Simp 👑
He tells the women to apologize though
Jerry Springer and Maury will always have a place in my heart. They taught a young man to watch out for scandalous ladies.
This is probably the most exercise any of these women ever had.
Aside from getting their backs tore out from every Daquan in the area
Is anyone going to talk about the random My Little Pony reference...?
@@everythingwrongwithcinemas194 Shhh, not acknowledging it is a good thing.
@@VoidSurfer9 Lol.
David King exept for all the sex these thots had
A lot of guys discovered their ability to backflip in this show
😹😹 you right
😆🤦🏿♂️
BRUH
It's the thought of saving 180k😂
👍👍👍👍😅😅😅😅😂😂😂😂😂🥂
Never an apology.
These women who throw themselves on the floor when they are called out for lying really are sickening.
She can swear to God all she want, doesnt change the fact she unfaithful and he ain't the baby daddy.
She don't believe in God
And actually he’s not mad at all
Lol, thats a bar. Double entendre! Unfaithful for fkin about + swearing on god when lying -> unFAITHful
She's thicc tho
When i found out sperm can live for weeks inside the womb, then stuff like this wasn't a surprise anymore.
Rayshawn: PUT SOME RESPECT ON MY NAME!!!
*Mission Complete*
*Respect +*
Nice GTA 3 reference 😎
@@Langley_Ackerman19 N i n j a S t y l e
This was the best.put some RESPEK on my name
Silent Hill Warrior 5 + 1 respect
"The William Tell Overture" is excellent for the waddle/run to the cry couch, but "Yakkety Sax" works, too.
It is not about Schadenfreude. It is about Justice and Vindication.
7:32 - LOVE the Cartman interjection! ROFLMAO
Why cry when he's not the father of either child? YOU knew what you were doing and who you were doing it with!!!
Savita Ram unless they had countless partners, they wouldn’t know who it is 😂. Yeah I don’t understand the crying. That, and they know they won’t get child support from that person. That’s part of the crying too 😂
imagine this shit was said on twitter
@@yuzawoob3143 would be a fucking warzone
Twitter would be a fucking war zone. It's the cancer of the world with all the bullshit people complain about.
Because they’re no longer entitled to their money
After all the clips of women running and jumping on that couch, I'm starting to believe that's the reason it's there
Of course it is, the couch of shame
yep!
@@scottsdisneyvlog *STOP*
027 aye nice profile pic tho
@@crarytrombone9672 yours is even nicer
5:33 when bro popped his collar, she knew he was outta there!!😅
She need to leave God out of it.
The fact that this show never runs out of "non-fathers" says a lot about American culture. And this isn't even the only show that does this.
It's so prevalent in France they won't even allow dna test.....
It says a LOT about a lot of woman. They screw around and find out that he ain't the father while also throwing a tantrum because they were called out for sleeping around.
The company that completed the testing "did a science." 🤓🙊
@@user-cx1ve5bd8v So the DNA tests are fake, you say?
Funny how they always say "I'm 1,000% sure he's the father", but they never say "He was the only one I slept with".
And the audience always take her side.
Sometimes they do say that though.
Claudia Duran What is kill me is they know they been throwing that thing around but act like they only been with one dude. I’d have some respect for the chick who admits she been reckless and it could be a few dudes.
@@Tjtjboy Your point?
@@MsClaudiaDuran It proves they are a liar.
All these females embarrassing themselves on television, don’t sleep around 🤦🏽♀️
Or at least remember whom you've slept with.
And don’t try to incriminate one as the father if theres a possibility of others, there’s a lot of things wrong here 🤷🏽♀️
Because these Whores are in denial or have a IQ of a shrimp
Keyera Marie the Dudes are sluts too.
@@happydayz7857 Dude Keyera didnt say anything about Girls being sluts and Dudes being not sluts. Keyera just stated that dont be so sure when they had sex with others
Maury: You are NOT the father
Backroom couch: Brace for impact boys
When the ballet flats came flying off I lost it 😂
*father walks in*
Audience: BOOOOO
Audience again: hears the word "not"
Menu ---> change team
It be like that though
Mr Egg that have a dream to get 1k subs :D, true, get me vexed.
maarifa walcott this vexes me
Primemachine33 no
Bruh only if you a bitch
When you realize they are not a blue spy and in fact they are a red spy.
They all crying 😭 a river, but never had a problem keeping their legs closed. Jokes on them
Crying with no tears😜😆
Act like a dog get treated like a dog
playing in GOD name they gone fall
@@ronniedryden6619 Your sentence is barely coherent. "playing in god name they gonna fall"
I don't even know why I'm getting notifications to this thread, unless I commented and some guy is too much of a pussy so he deleted my comment?
Possibly because you're shaming women for sexuality, for enjoying sex, telling them to keep their legs closed? Please, you'd applaud a man for it. If it was some one night stand where is the outrage for the guy that didn't keep his penis in his pants, it takes two.
Keeping their legs open. Never had a problem keeping their legs open
I remember the 90’s…when Maury actually had a different topic every day.
The camera man is the real mvp here he be running em down 😅😅😊
I think all of Maury's cameramen at one point or another worked for the Cops TV show 😄
“He is the father”
“No he’s not”
“No, he is the father”
“No, no he’s not”
dan61909 he’s gonna take care of my baby
No he’s not
😂😂
She got a concussion from hitting that door lol
"I don't care what the DNA test says! He is the father!!"
dan61909 “😭🤯🥺😖HE IS THE FATHER”.
Can we give props to the cameraman. He has to keep up with these Women when they Run
Joshua Daniels im glad dey dont trip and fall.. it makes the show seem like temple run
@@dctrdrp455 🤣😂
Whilst holding the camera too
Bro they run like a slug
They’re whales there’s no one who can’t keep up with them
This never stops being Hilarious 😂😂😂😂😂
5:27 “Babality” is insane. Well done!
The real victims in all of these cases were the children.
Edit: Wow guys, didn't think this would get to 12K! Thanks much!
Not really. Sure alot of those guys had already had their wallet drained a bit before this and where shit on by others.
Plus I dunno the laws in that state but in many this wouldn't even matter. Where I live bitch claims the kid is yours then even if you prove them wrong your still forced to pay alimony cuz reasons. In France only the mother can authorise paternity tests so it's even worse there.
Wouldn't be suprised if most men are gay within the next couple of decades because taking it in the ass doesn't hurt so much as this shiet.
dont forget the backstage sofa
@@nameless4343 Yep. And a few plants, too if you look real close.
And the couch
@@ungabungainc.1691 and the curtain
I feel bad for the children, imagine trying to explain this to ur kid.
Sheesh, ty for the likes
Imagine they saw their episode lol
kevin an
Ikr
It’s bad enough but doing it on live tv in front of an audience?!?!?!?!
And what if the child watched this later
Ten years and a youtube search later.....
"...mom, we got to talk"
Dear child, they paid me 500$ for this shit show
Right? Especially when they on the show like 5-10 times! How many people could you sleep with in that time frame?
Hahaha that "Shut up!" at the end cracked me up. Good work :D
All that screaming & hollering and not a tear in sight 😭🤣
Imagine being the child 18 years later too see the man who didn’t want you do a backflip
Shock or awe
😂
You mean the man who was dragged on national tv and falsely accused of being your father....by your mother who didn’t know who your real father was
Exactly
Aye lol it is what it is
98% of the time the women run to the _Thot Couch_
2% of the time they argue with the guy
Personally, I like to refer to the couch as the "Hofa"😂😂
@@nyronf genius
ChunkyFruitLoop indeed
Nyron Franklin amazing
I like that naming the couch is a thing.
...could you imagine if that hallway was an endless loop
The get out the way remix is really vibing 🤣
“No no he is the father”
No he’s not
“He will take care of my baby”
No he’s not
That bitch was just plain stupid
Lol
That woman pissed me off when she said that.
Typical bitch looking for money
Want to know the worst part about it? In the United States, if he signed the birth certificate as the father, HE WILL be financially responsible to take care of the child even if he’s not the biological father. Even if it was signed under false pretenses, he will be paying child support if he or she brings it to court. Unless she admits on record that she knew who the real father was all along, he will lose that case. She can claim uncertainty and he will pay for that child.
Welcome to the United States InJustice system.
This man set more black people free than Abraham Lincoln.
Edit: I didn’t know this comment already existed. So stop hating on me!
hahaha
hahaha
Oh no you didn’t..
Lol
Hahaha stolen hahaha
Y’all crazy this editing is amazing 😂😂😂
I do love it when they take off running.😂
Flash : I'm the fastest man
Murry camera man: hold the test results
Queue the classical music
@@hmmyesburnttoast2103
Classical music slowly turns into very dramatic music
Legend has it this is where Usain Bolt started
Maury*
The sound of that child support check vanishing into the wind...
Majestic
Waste Of Headspace what a fucking great response.
Curse of Vanishing
Time for a job bitch......
whoosh, gone like an angels kiss
4:28 I’d never think that someone would put the runaway theme in Thomas and the Jet Engine into a Maury compilation, but I’m so glad someone did. Brings back memories of my childhood
That was brilliant thank you
5:16 This is how many times she said “I swear to God”
👇🏻
definitely more than 8
Seems to still be more 😂
honestly that lowkey made me sad
Swears on god and promising that the truth is a lie.
There’s not even A single tear in her eyes
The editing and sound effects are spot-on!
The run to the couch of shame , Mouri be like we'll keep trying 😅😅😅😅
I love the confidence level in the women before the results..... It's just too much 😂
Edit: omg thanks for the likes
Yeah shit hilarious 😂
These ladies should only have confidence if they know 100% for sure that they have been faithful to the alleged baby daddy. They shouldn't be surprised when the test come back negative if they have been with multiple men.
Godamn hilarious tbh
Bahayeu Anan they believe in their own bullsh*t😹😹😹😹
I honestly feel bad for the security guard at 8:02 who's thinking "not this bullshit again."😂😂
This has to be the most humiliating thing ever in life. Embarrassing yourself on national tv.
Honestly, I don't think anyone who appears on this show is self-aware enough to care.
The woman either gets exposed on national tv or the guy looks like an asshole on national tv
And imagine the kids when they get older, seeing this on CZcams.. and their friends seeing it, that must be horribly embarrassing and upsetting for them!
@@Ihatewater9000 I agree.
Like, just imagine how screwed-up these children might end-up!
Yeah and I certainly wouldn't wanna be the children of those sorry mothers
The commentary is very funny!
Very creative!✌
It's the music that does it for me every time he says NOT
I couldn’t stop laughing when she brought the whole curtains down with her as she headbutts the door
Hahaha similar to a bull
Me too!
I had to watch that one a few times myself.
@@oneofthegoodonesok It makes me laugh to think that she lost her sanity at that point. 😆
I f*cking died laughing!
Lol the second girl
GIRL: “he is the father”
Maury: “no he’s not”
Girl: “he will take care of my baby”
Maury “NO HE ISN’T” 😂 💀
I think she's broken
Bro can someone tell me the name of the song at 7:45?
@@alienking9635
Eiffel 65 - blue
@@iq_pi7211 God bless u mate , thank you soooo much
🤣🤣🤣
I've always said props to the guy who built the couch ...
Titanium frame 😏
I think there’s a “collapse from embarrassment here” label on that couch somewhere 😂😂😂
"I SWEAR TO GOD"
GOD: Aye she lyin bruh
😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂🤣😂
😂 😂 😂 😂 😂 😂 😂 😂
😂😂😂😂
Top comment!!! 🤣🤣🤣
@@lillivercheese9046 thank u
Women: *Go on the show to shame the man*
Maury: You are not the father
Women: Why am I getting shamed?
I be saying the same thing
Man comes out: "BOOOOOOOOO!!"
Maury: "You are NOT the father"
Croud: "OHHHHHHHHH!!!"
What gets me is these women straight up know they sleep with three or four men then cry when they get found out
@@cheapthrills8963 right
2:07 “It was at this moment when he knew she F** Up!”😂😂😂😂 I’m done!!!
3:17 it's sickening to think that if the results came back that these men are the father the women would throwing it all in their face. But seeing the children are not his shows she was guessing and hoping it was his without really being sure themselves.
These girls forget how easy their coochie can make a guy lose it inside them lol
These women must be signing a contract that says they have to run backstage if the results are negative. They can’t all have the exact same response every single time.
Tommy Smith it might be a fight or flight response to news I mean these women are whoring & around the minute they realized they’re screwed, they run
r3d h00dlum I get that, but; every single one? Even the men do it. That’s too much theatrics to be genuine emotions. I had to stop watching the show because I think the reactions are fake and innocent kids are caught in the middle.
Leon Robinson Why do the men run backstage, too?
Leon Robinson They don’t run, they walk, huh? Okay, lol. Maybe it was just those few episodes that I saw when guys were disappointed after finding out they were not the fathers when they wanted to be or when they found out their wives had cheated. They never fell to the floor crying, kicking and screaming, but; they did leave the stage.
@Leon Robinson Or they're trying to avoid the cameraman.
Couch: Pls be the father, pls be the father
Maury: YOH ARE NOT THE FATHER
Couch: Here we go again
😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣
😂😂😂😂
*Ahh, shit here we go again*
🤣😂😂🤣🤣😂😂🤣🤣🤣🤣😂😂😂🤣
😂😭😭😭😭
Best thing to see on your feed for Mother’s Day!
Absolute goldmine 😂😂😂
Top 10 faster human
10: Quicksilver
9: Flash
8: the Grandma of the P.E. teacher
...
1: Maury' s cameraman
What about 2-7?
@@e-d3_4all0ut3 does it matter?
@@Restrictted not really but if i had to guess 3. The man who realized he wasn't the father and 2. The girl who's now been humiliated on tv
What the roadrunner and Speedy Gonzalez
That first one with the guy saying, “PUT SOME RESPECT ON MY NAME!!!”...
Dude, you’re on the Maury show. That ship has sailed.
Rolling. Lol.
Okay!
#Facts😂
Yeah a real Dumb Ass.... Big Facts 💯
🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
Producer before show : so when you find out he's not the father, run immediately to the crappy couch behind the set. Act nuts. You'll get your 5000 dollar fee.
How could they not know
I nearly pissed myself laughing when she ran into the door
me to🤣🤣 i replayed it twice....funniest shit ive ever seen on his show
Did yall see the camera man reaching out in an attempt to "stop" her?🤣🤣
Yall should see the other appearances she makes. Does it again 3 other times
Same lmao
i watched that over and over
This is how many times she said “I swear to God!!!”
👇🏻
nah thats wrong
Drunken Kappa you know, she cheeted si fuck her, i feel bad for the child and not her (not a native speaker)
@@arturochaves8240 I mean the comment was wrong.. Originaly there were only 2 likes and she said "I swear to God" like 20 times 😅
@@MrGrowME We're up to 117. Still way too low.
No really I swear to God.... omg omg omg that ain't true I swear to God I promise. Lol pathetic
Omg the editing 😂😂😂😂😂 I laughed so hard I cried
I love how the women cry backstage like they didn’t just have they’re legs open like a golden corral
True, its kinda annoying too
*Chuckles at “Open like a Golden Corral”* I like that one. 😂
🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
Not "GOLDEN CORRAL!!"🙉🙉🙉🙉🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣💀💀💀💀💀
Ooh open like a golden coral why do we judge women for having sex but not men
They must have moved the couch because they are running a lot further to get to it.
Lawd, your comment tho 😂😂😂
IKR. LOL!
It probably broke under the weight of all these bitches falling on it..
No shit
😂😂
This warms my heart.
They made a whole safe space for them to run to backstage 🏃♀️ 😂….. they left off the best one, girl spreads her arms out like she gonna take off flying 😂
I feel like his ratings would go even higher if maury set up a trip wire in the hallway
😂😂😂😂
yo bro do you know the name of the song at the end
Get the cast of jackass to remodel the studio.
That should be good for a few laughs
@@washmiddelgang9479 Cry Me a River by Justin Timberlake.
Mr. Cong True I would love to have a camera in the hotel hallway they are staying at. That is oilfield make it way more messier.
I will never understand the:
She has your ears.
Look at her top lip, its yours
Her nose is yours too
THE KID AINT EVEN FULLY DEVELOPED YET!!
It's more like:
"LOOK! YOU BOTH HAVE EYES! AND A NOSE! YOU EVEN BOTH HAVE HAIR!" in a panic
Exactlyyyy
@@burger116 That would be a funny skit because it's so true. "They both like chocolate, Maury. It's got to be his."
@@burger116 LOOL They are both wearing blue
Yoooo she smacked the shitnout of that door. 😂😂😂. Camera man tried to help but didn't have his Quickdraw perk equipped
why do they always run after all that talking ? cracks me up 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
The lady who fell with the curtain💀
It said that shes still screaming "his the father"till this day..Due to hitting the door handle with her head..
She rolled off the stage bruh, I’m dead
I laughed so hard!
Man i hollered so loud 😄😂😂😄😄
Hilarious!!
It's so funny when the woman trashes the guy in front of the audience, the audience boos at the guy then when the guy not the father, the crowd is shocked
And then they cheer for him lol
@@stonwall9065 ikrrrr
It's called a studio audience
Simps
shadwarr 12 it’s a called fake shit. they switch up so quick depending on the ending
In all of the compilations I come across of Maury ; it’s The 50eleven times she said “I swear to God” 😂😂😂 to Ralph n Maury. ~Insert Kandi Meme~ THE LIES !!! on God and To Ralph to save that uuuuugly face of embarrassment for me. I swear to Gawwd I swear to Gawd.
I can watch these all day 😂
Hysterical lady: “He is the father! He is the father!”
Maury: “No he is not. No he is not.” 🤣🤣🤣🤣
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I can’t decide what’s faker, her delusions or her hair. 🐴
@@PeekaBooo23 One thing is very real: her obesity. I feel sorry for the children, having such selfish irresponsible parents.