The Maury Povich Show - Top 10 You Are Not The Father Moments

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  • @dawolf4274
    @dawolf4274 Před 6 lety +1382

    @5:12... did this ho say, "I'll find my baby daddy, I'm a pimp like that" ? WTF

    • @vlocke83
      @vlocke83 Před 6 lety +176

      Da Wolf And she wonders how she got in that position in the first place.

    • @pierrephillips4881
      @pierrephillips4881 Před 6 lety +61

      She said imma put it like that

    • @petew.7870
      @petew.7870 Před 5 lety +12

      😭😭😭😭😭

    • @ThunderDomeBoxingTalk
      @ThunderDomeBoxingTalk Před 5 lety +77

      LMFAO She had at least 10 different dudes dump inside of her in just a few days ewwww fuckin disgusting

    • @davidkerk5676
      @davidkerk5676 Před 5 lety +36

      ThunderDomeBoxingTalk she got a sign in her purse says. now serving number..sets it on the nightstand.

  • @kitby11
    @kitby11 Před 6 lety +1256

    Maury has saved more black men than Abraham Lincoln

    • @TimeForDunston
      @TimeForDunston Před 4 lety +57

      kitby11 haha...definitely haven't seen this joke on every Maury paternity test video already. With your unoriginal ass.

    • @cableguy786
      @cableguy786 Před 4 lety +2

      Lol!!

    • @WattsonFence96
      @WattsonFence96 Před 4 lety +41

      @@TimeForDunston aw man you really got him there, 11 months after the fact

    • @skulkon
      @skulkon Před 4 lety +6

      😂😂😂

    • @yummymedic6675
      @yummymedic6675 Před 4 lety +3

      😂😂😂

  • @edsan9788
    @edsan9788 Před 6 lety +916

    The real reason theses women cry is because they've been exposed as liars

    • @AgencyIsland
      @AgencyIsland Před 5 lety +98

      That and they lost their meal ticket

    • @alx5862
      @alx5862 Před 5 lety +19

      A lot of them smile, then hide it.

    • @godspeedelijah
      @godspeedelijah Před 5 lety +49

      It's because they saw the money run out the door.

    • @chelseashamim9148
      @chelseashamim9148 Před 4 lety +17

      ed san they are crying for dat child support

    • @aspeltaofkush3540
      @aspeltaofkush3540 Před 4 lety +18

      Chick:” I’m One Bazillion percent sure he’s the father.”
      Maury:” You are not the father.”
      Chick: “Waaaaaaah Eeeeeeeeee!!”
      Maury: “You need to go comfort her.”

  • @aspeltaofkush3540
    @aspeltaofkush3540 Před 4 lety +196

    #5 was the best
    Maury: “She’s now the mother of two children and doesn’t know who the father is.”
    “That’s her fault. That’s what she get for being a whore .” 🔥 🔥 🔥 SAVAGE

    • @georgeyoung7632
      @georgeyoung7632 Před 2 lety +12

      You cant blame it only on the man. Its up to her also. I mean thats the kind of so called man she wants? Look what happens . And you wonder why these kids wind up like they are?

    • @RedPyramid-lf4sb
      @RedPyramid-lf4sb Před rokem +2

      You can't make this stuff up.

    • @CocoCece08
      @CocoCece08 Před 11 měsíci +2

      I legit laughed so loud my husband asked WTF.

    • @RedPyramid-lf4sb
      @RedPyramid-lf4sb Před 11 měsíci +4

      VERY savage, and VERY fire.

  • @p12psicop
    @p12psicop Před 4 lety +334

    Public shaming is fun, but public humiliation is exquisite.

  • @robhicks2117
    @robhicks2117 Před 5 lety +963

    The "You Are Not The Daddy Dance!" is followed by the "I Ain't Gotta Pay Child Support Shuffle!"

  • @UnscrupulousAgitator
    @UnscrupulousAgitator Před 7 lety +1452

    His wife had 3 kids, and none were his?!? WTF!!!
    That is more than wrong 😕

    • @mrtruthhurts2307
      @mrtruthhurts2307 Před 7 lety +114

      UnscrupulousAgitator Damn that's fuc.ed up that's not even funny

    • @marylane1716
      @marylane1716 Před 7 lety +33

      UnscrupulousAgitator that's the way you all pick them. fine huh?😂 better go for decent

    • @GirlyEnglishGamer
      @GirlyEnglishGamer Před 7 lety +51

      UnscrupulousAgitator yeah that was gross...poor kids

    • @GirlyEnglishGamer
      @GirlyEnglishGamer Před 7 lety +60

      Mary Lane how was he supposed to know that his wife was a cheat ?

    • @Ma1nguy
      @Ma1nguy Před 7 lety +111

      +UnscrupulousAgitator...... Please, Please don't tell me that all three of these children have different fathers.... That mother has got some heavy duty explaining to do when her children grow up and ask her "how come I don't have a father?" or "all my friends have daddies, where's mine?"...MOTHERS WHAT ARE YOU GOING TO TELL THEM?

  • @frankjuggaloheathen1035
    @frankjuggaloheathen1035 Před 4 lety +422

    Maury: You are NOT the father
    Couch backstage: Dammit, here we go again

    • @nephewhill2678
      @nephewhill2678 Před 3 lety +2

      Frank J 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

    • @DaquanHarrison
      @DaquanHarrison Před 3 lety +1

      👍

    • @elizabethjordan5755
      @elizabethjordan5755 Před 3 lety +2

      Po' couch.....😪😪😪😪😪

    • @angelac2228
      @angelac2228 Před 2 lety +1

      🤣🤣🤣🤣

    • @carlalongerbeam774
      @carlalongerbeam774 Před 2 lety +2

      Don't forget about the poor cameraman. He has to not only take off after the women running all over the backstage but does it while carrying the camera. Can you imagine all the running shoes he goes through? LOL

  • @pearljam619
    @pearljam619 Před 5 lety +370

    Who holds the World Record for the fastest sprint to the “Not The Father Couch?”

  • @lisamichele2211
    @lisamichele2211 Před 6 lety +517

    The children pay the price for irresponsible careless behavior

  • @morbius109
    @morbius109 Před 6 lety +1869

    Maury needs to invest in his own brand of running shoes specifically for women...

  • @AgentFour
    @AgentFour Před 4 lety +195

    "You're a great mother."
    *WRONG*

  • @Dholoko
    @Dholoko Před 5 lety +465

    "You need to apologize!
    You need to apologize!
    You need to apologize!
    To me!
    My mother!
    My daddy!
    And my brother! "
    REMIX PLEASE

  • @ruben1151
    @ruben1151 Před 7 lety +797

    All the women crying because they slept around and they can't get support from the guy they cheated on

    • @oaklandsoldier5920
      @oaklandsoldier5920 Před 6 lety +53

      Ruben Exactly. Lmao. Dumb bitches

    • @whitedragon7
      @whitedragon7 Před 6 lety +66

      I had been wondering why when the results are negative, they run out and cry. I couldn't understand this. Is it really because they lost out on a pay day?

    • @Jocksto
      @Jocksto Před 6 lety +72

      whitedragon7 they’d lose their ability to ask for chid support. Not only that, they’d also get humiliated on TV and on “You are not the father” compilations.

    • @mirultebe
      @mirultebe Před 6 lety +6

      A U T I S M hahhahahahahahaa

    • @rivahkillah
      @rivahkillah Před 6 lety +38

      It's because they have to get back to work... at finding another sucker they can pin the baby on.

  • @NexusFantismo
    @NexusFantismo Před 5 lety +426

    The sister on #5 had the perfect reaction. Pure emotion and anger at the ultimate deception.

    • @ireneparkin3360
      @ireneparkin3360 Před 4 lety +45

      Quite surprised that the guy kept his cool, considering his sister was going at it.

    • @EssexAggiegrad2011
      @EssexAggiegrad2011 Před 2 lety +9

      Can't blame her at all for that

    • @hassansaid5472
      @hassansaid5472 Před rokem +2

      @@EssexAggiegrad2011 we can only blame her. the loser is her children

  • @Garbanzo884
    @Garbanzo884 Před 4 lety +226

    I felt bad for the man who found that he was not the father for NONE of the three children his wife bore.

    • @williammclaughlin892
      @williammclaughlin892 Před 4 lety +32

      You can see the exact moment he died inside. I feel so bad for him.

    • @renel2788
      @renel2788 Před 3 lety +17

      That is one of the worst things you can do to a man. There are no words....

    • @MissKitae
      @MissKitae Před 3 lety +8

      @@paulbarclay4114 Yes they do, depending on State/County/Judge.
      In some states, paternity is assumed and assigned to the husband in the marriage--- regardless of whether or not he's the biological father-- and he's on the hook to support that child. Period.
      Some judges will grant child support to an ESTABLISHED non-biologically related child if the man has taken an active role as father/parent/support-- because the court is looking out for the best interest of the CHILD and their care; not who put their genetics in the mix.
      Educate yourself.

    • @MissKitae
      @MissKitae Před 3 lety +2

      @@paulbarclay4114 That's not how it works, but go off sounding like Boo Boo the fool.
      Once again, the state and court are concerned with the welfare of *the child*. Their concern is ensuring that child is supported and cared for, period.
      A cheek swab and piece of paper does not automatically and categorically dissolve active child support orders.
      If a paper was all it took, there wouldn't be people still paying for children that aren't theirs, and people in jail for REFUSING to pay.
      Let me repeat it; the court does not care about paternity as much as they care about the welfare of the child.
      www.legalzoom.com/articles/can-you-get-a-refund-if-the-child-you-support-isnt-really-yours#:~:text=In%20fact%2C%20under%20the%20laws,until%20the%20child%20reaches%2018.

    • @MissKitae
      @MissKitae Před 3 lety

      @@paulbarclay4114 Oh, we're moving the goalposts now?
      Is it that hard to admit you talk out of your ass and a .3 second Google search proved you wrong?

  • @Thanatos9029
    @Thanatos9029 Před 5 lety +144

    i like to think this is the woman when she finds out
    "NOOO!! My Child support checks!!!"

    • @patricksaxon3983
      @patricksaxon3983 Před 4 lety +1

      There is always welfare, and only single moms gets rewarded for making babies out of wedlock.

    • @madhatter38m
      @madhatter38m Před 3 lety +1

      One of the girls I worked with would only sleep with single well off men with no previous kids. Get pregnant take 21% of their income and move on to the next one. She got 4 guys that bringing in almost 70k. Total insanity

    • @OmegaDeltaOmicron
      @OmegaDeltaOmicron Před 3 lety

      @@madhatter38m bruh

  • @goodood9028
    @goodood9028 Před 7 lety +385

    I love it when the one guy does a backflip because he's not the dad. Fucking priceless.

  • @slowpoke96Z28
    @slowpoke96Z28 Před 6 lety +298

    Number 5 should win America's sister of the year award.

  • @tiaw.9467
    @tiaw.9467 Před 5 lety +97

    I bet that lab center Maury uses gets in the samples and say “dang we got another from Maury. Another day another dollar!” 🤣

  • @sheevthesenatepalpatine8863
    @sheevthesenatepalpatine8863 Před 4 lety +121

    Can you imagine how hard some of these men must party after they find out they aren’t the father? I would be so wasted I might have to come to the show for another test in about 9 months.

    • @patricksaxon3983
      @patricksaxon3983 Před 4 lety +14

      I am a professional keyboard musician who has toured with bands from town to town and I hear such storied of muscians having babies in each state and not paying a single dime in child support. I am proud that I did not mess around and never got anyone preganant. I would not feel like a man getting a woman pregnant that I am not married to, I would be ashamed and embarrassed.

    • @masterturbo2218
      @masterturbo2218 Před 4 lety +2

      Good for you, but in case you're with a women you don't want to get pregnant and it's about to go banana split, you should always have protection

  • @icculus19
    @icculus19 Před 6 lety +336

    The real victim in all of this is the sound engineer

  • @dontcallmeraveen209
    @dontcallmeraveen209 Před 7 lety +344

    Lmfao I don't know how Maury can keep a straight face when he says you are not the father I would laugh every time

    • @ericdravenashecorven
      @ericdravenashecorven Před 7 lety +36

      Just laugh? Shit I'd be like "How's it feel to play pregnancy roulette and try to get away with it?" rather than comforting these bitches.

    • @amadisass2503
      @amadisass2503 Před 6 lety +4

      He cant keep a straight face when they are the father . fn rare.

    • @elliaamandawedderburn4079
      @elliaamandawedderburn4079 Před 6 lety +2

      dontcallmeraveen209 - I would dwl too. the way the mothers behave about the child looking like the man n shouting n when results come, they run like idiots. Nth but whores. Big disappointment to their kids. Sleeping with more than one man n pinning it on someone

    • @potato7688
      @potato7688 Před 6 lety +3

      I'd say you.. than raise my voice so they think he is the father and then say not the father

    • @animeman2782
      @animeman2782 Před 5 lety +4

      My petty ass would yell you are pause and then say not the father😂😂😂

  • @maverickrhodes2432
    @maverickrhodes2432 Před 4 lety +56

    "And the DNA test says; Momma, You ARE the HO"

  • @larrysullivan8890
    @larrysullivan8890 Před 5 lety +48

    "you're a great mother Simone. Now pull your head out of the toilet and let's march another 100 guys out here to narrow down the possibilities"

    • @woodside4life
      @woodside4life Před rokem +1

      To be fair having 100 guys standing in line is how it started in the first place

  • @TheJeffdabomb
    @TheJeffdabomb Před 7 lety +276

    Gotta love how the security gaurd doesn't flinch when the ho runs past him at 6:59. He's probably like "Yeah. Just another day here."

  • @deboreynolds
    @deboreynolds Před 6 lety +221

    They ALWAYS run. It never stops being hilarious.

    • @donellwilliams680
      @donellwilliams680 Před 5 lety +7

      These thots need to put their muthafuckin heads back down!!!
      Courtesy of the chiseled adonis!!

    • @jimlamanna9712
      @jimlamanna9712 Před 4 lety +1

      Derrail Reynolds Jr The definition of mass confusion is Father's Day in every black community

    • @cosmicredeemer3109
      @cosmicredeemer3109 Před rokem +1

      Failure to prove that the man you cheated on is the father will result in The Run of Shame.

  • @hernanm8879
    @hernanm8879 Před 5 lety +63

    Ah the famous crying couch! How many tears has that couch soaked up.

    • @recklezz_child9344
      @recklezz_child9344 Před 4 lety +3

      Alot

    • @dctrdrp455
      @dctrdrp455 Před 4 lety +4

      Hernan M in the words of Sir 21 thee Savage #Alot

    • @vankhorne
      @vankhorne Před 4 lety +5

      Just a few. Most of times they are not crying, it's just tantrums.

  • @Superman_305
    @Superman_305 Před 4 lety +14

    That first chick running even had Usain Bolt saying Damn! She's fast 😂😂😂

  • @CrazySexyCoolmeisha
    @CrazySexyCoolmeisha Před 7 lety +269

    that woman in number 7 is trifling. u have 3 kids and ur husband isn't the father of even 1 of them?

    • @Ma1nguy
      @Ma1nguy Před 7 lety +9

      +CrazySexyCoolmeisha A trashy man can clean up his act and become respectable as a man, but a woman who cheapens herself publicly by this type of scandal may never recover her dignity and self worth.......

    • @johnathanpatrick6118
      @johnathanpatrick6118 Před 7 lety +16

      CrazySexyCoolmeisha And called him a clown while so doing. But Kieary is enjoying his last (triple) laugh...Shekeita has the egg on her face.

    • @timmaay7181
      @timmaay7181 Před 6 lety

      CrazySexyCoolmeisha aa

    • @jimlamanna9712
      @jimlamanna9712 Před 6 lety +9

      CrazySexyCoolmeisha this is precisely why the government should set up sterilization clinics in strip malls. right next to Subway's, Post Office, Sterilization clinics, Planned Parenthood abortion clinics, 7/11, Travel Agency, Suicide Assistance clinics, Dentist, etc

    • @josem.figueroajr.4532
      @josem.figueroajr.4532 Před 6 lety +2

      Johnathan Patrick It must be a mega omelet by now.

  • @blackpamanderson2235
    @blackpamanderson2235 Před 7 lety +667

    ill never get tired of this show

  • @ebonimom6964
    @ebonimom6964 Před 5 lety +68

    7:27 my husband thought I was watching a horror movie.

    • @AlejandroSantiago-kn6dg
      @AlejandroSantiago-kn6dg Před 4 lety +6

      Lmao!!! That bitch was screaming like she was about to die...my god

    • @tbear2852
      @tbear2852 Před 4 lety +7

      😂😭

    • @TomahawkGaming-uh9ny
      @TomahawkGaming-uh9ny Před 4 lety +10

      “I slept around until I got pregnant, pinned down the richest man I fucked and tell him he’s the father and he gotta pay me “child support,” told him I wasn’t with anyone else, lied to everyone on public television, and then I got exposed! THE HORROOOOOOORRRRRRR!!!”

    • @antonbruce1241
      @antonbruce1241 Před 3 lety +4

      Or was that a whorer movie????

    • @tjsmith3046
      @tjsmith3046 Před 2 lety +2

      The cutie @ 7:30 was surprised 😂

  • @tyrionshelby5972
    @tyrionshelby5972 Před 4 lety +226

    Maury : She's a mother of two children and she don know who the dad is
    Victim's Sis : IDC, That's what you get for being a HOE!!!!
    .
    .
    .
    LMAOOO. YESSS. 😂 THAT WAS EPIC.

    • @patricksaxon3983
      @patricksaxon3983 Před 4 lety +12

      She just wants more welfare for not commiting an abortion. I heard a church member say to me: "I would prefer women to go on welfare than commit an abortion." that is taxpayers paying for those women laying around and making more babies to get a government check.

    • @thanhnguyenduc2867
      @thanhnguyenduc2867 Před 4 lety +7

      Savage,hurtful...but true

    • @tonysteel1377
      @tonysteel1377 Před 4 lety +5

      Tyrion Shelby 😂😂

    • @cosmicredeemer3109
      @cosmicredeemer3109 Před rokem +2

      Maury and Paternity Court are the reasons why DNA tests needs to be mandatory.

    • @RedPyramid-lf4sb
      @RedPyramid-lf4sb Před rokem

      That was straight up savage.

  • @markrunk425
    @markrunk425 Před 6 lety +193

    and why are they celebrating? Because a 20 year sentence has been lifted from their back.

    • @lilmommalady76
      @lilmommalady76 Před 5 lety +12

      A life sentence

    • @jimlamanna9712
      @jimlamanna9712 Před 4 lety +10

      Mark Runk Yeah, fuck the innocent children who grow up fatherless and with a piece of shit mother that's only 15 years older then them. Prison or the cemetery is in their short miserable future. Welfare, crime, drugs, neglect and abuse. Trash breeding with trash producing more trash

    • @PauloSilva-ep9ox
      @PauloSilva-ep9ox Před 4 lety

      21 kkkk

    • @weltonvillegal6258
      @weltonvillegal6258 Před 4 lety

      24, if the kid goes to college.

    • @djgames571
      @djgames571 Před 3 lety +1

      @@jimlamanna9712 who’s fault is that the mothers

  • @RAID3R63
    @RAID3R63 Před 5 lety +170

    That backflip though

  • @RiveBassCovers
    @RiveBassCovers Před 5 lety +51

    4:11 YOU KNOW WHAT'S SO FUNNY? YOU KNOW WHAT'S SO FUNNY? YOU REALLY REALLY KNOW WHAT IS SO FUNNY?

  • @pianoman1396
    @pianoman1396 Před 4 lety +39

    Instead of sticking a microphone on those women, they should stick electric generators on them. When they run off, they probably generate enough energy to power a small dwelling.

    • @richardperry8262
      @richardperry8262 Před 3 lety

      Or film it down at the docks. To save money on tug boat fuel.

  • @greghampton5214
    @greghampton5214 Před 6 lety +182

    That's why it should be mandatory testing at birth, but then again it wouldn't be no Maury show...

    • @Floofyland
      @Floofyland Před 5 lety +10

      Greg Hampton DNA tests are pretty expensive. America's not in a position to be able to do that

    • @FadedJaded63
      @FadedJaded63 Před 4 lety

      @@Floofyland make prostitution legal there's your funding

    • @nguyenynimmo
      @nguyenynimmo Před 4 lety +1

      @House of Savoy Yeaah sorry I'm poor...There will just be a hecka ton of unnecessary tests which is a huge waste of resources. Why do you think law enforcement will refuse to do it most of the time unless there's true probably cause? Plus, I'm pretty sure it'll be a controversial issue cuz yanno...

    • @carbon2983
      @carbon2983 Před 4 lety

      no paternity test episodes, but there will be lie detector test episodes

    • @bigred6815
      @bigred6815 Před 3 lety +1

      It would save tax payers in court costs and paperwork alone.

  • @SniggersInParis
    @SniggersInParis Před 7 lety +255

    Saving Black guys:
    Before: Abraham Lincoln
    Now: Maury Povich.

  • @stephanielufungula8907
    @stephanielufungula8907 Před 4 lety +33

    The damn camera almost hit her in the face 😂😂😂🤣

  • @Dougie19xx
    @Dougie19xx Před 5 lety +44

    7:51 I fully expected her to roll her scooter backstage! 😭😭😭😭😭😭

  • @jenniferwhittington1322
    @jenniferwhittington1322 Před 7 lety +86

    Can I just say the songs went perfectly with the dances lmao

  • @DextersLab13
    @DextersLab13 Před 5 lety +332

    Pattern of events:
    Thot: "I'm 1000% sure!"
    Guy: "No way in hell!"
    Maury: "You are NOT the father!"
    Thot: Runs offstage
    Guy: Celebrates

    • @carbon2983
      @carbon2983 Před 4 lety +1

      😂🤣😂🤣😂🤯

    • @odaku9785
      @odaku9785 Před 4 lety +10

      2nd Pattern of Events:
      Thots: I am 100℅ sure you are the father
      Man: No I am not
      Maury: YOU ARE THE FATHER
      Thot: SEE I TOLD YOU. I TOLD YOU
      *continues to brag*
      Man: -_-

    • @Duke-de9od
      @Duke-de9od Před 4 lety

      very true

    • @cosmicredeemer3109
      @cosmicredeemer3109 Před rokem

      Maury and Paternity Court are the reasons why DNA tests needs to be mandatory.

  • @pokemad1255
    @pokemad1255 Před 4 lety +26

    7:24
    Exorcist: And you need conformation that there's a demon in there?

  • @seabassmcbigfat
    @seabassmcbigfat Před 4 lety +12

    I just love how Maury is softly laughing at the madness.

  • @mayanking213
    @mayanking213 Před 5 lety +67

    The last dude was pulling some Omarion/Usher dance moves 😂😂😂🤣🤣🤣

  • @guitarman64100
    @guitarman64100 Před 6 lety +69

    Number 4 looked like she was being chased by Freddy Krueger LMAO

  • @datl3afn1nja9
    @datl3afn1nja9 Před 4 lety +20

    I bet you homeboy never did a backflip before in his life. 😂

  • @MastaPhil666
    @MastaPhil666 Před 4 lety +11

    I swear man. Maury's camera workers are track stars.

  • @ruben1151
    @ruben1151 Před 7 lety +66

    Man... Number 7 deserved way more humiliation. After it turns out she slept around so much she had 3 kids from not the guy on the show (and not necessarily from just one other guy)

  • @Simeautomatic100
    @Simeautomatic100 Před 5 lety +260

    Next should be a Compilation of men who wasn't the father BUT wanted to be.
    That's the real heart breaker right there smh

    • @cortanaisawesome5575
      @cortanaisawesome5575 Před 4 lety +36

      I wanna laugh not cry damn 😂😂🤣🤣

    • @jayt4533
      @jayt4533 Před 4 lety +9

      I did see one of those it was hard to watch.

    • @nickmessner700
      @nickmessner700 Před 4 lety +9

      Why would you wanna hurt us like that? Come on now.

    • @SimonDeBelleme1
      @SimonDeBelleme1 Před 3 lety +5

      And who t f wants to pay child support?

    • @stephen9381
      @stephen9381 Před 3 lety +3

      @@SimonDeBelleme1 idk maybe you were actually wanting to have a child with someone who supposedly loves you but they secretly sleep with someone else and you can’t have that opportunity anymore. In short many men nearing their 30s just want responsibility.

  • @RogueBlackOp
    @RogueBlackOp Před 4 lety +16

    I love at 7:37 Maury was like bro please don’t leave me with her

  • @RobGradyVO
    @RobGradyVO Před rokem +3

    The Maury "Not the Father Backflip" is without a doubt one of the most iconic celebrations in Human History.

  • @RPaulo8k
    @RPaulo8k Před 7 lety +31

    Number 6 got me hollering!! Jose didn't give 2 fucks!

  • @Xalgucennia
    @Xalgucennia Před 5 lety +57

    2:42
    Wow impressive back flip lol

  • @jfbub1562
    @jfbub1562 Před 4 lety +8

    Simone was jumping around like she was ready to play patty cake!😂😂

  • @texastargetman8165
    @texastargetman8165 Před 3 lety +12

    Before the results: “Everyone look at me - I want attention”. After the results: “Get that damn camera out of my face” LOL

    • @youngbrandon654
      @youngbrandon654 Před 2 lety

      It will always be like that 😂😂😂 “get the camera out of my face”
      But you’re the one who called that TV show. You asked to have the camera on you soooo 🤷🏽‍♂️🤷🏽‍♂️🤷🏽‍♂️

  • @alecmarcusquirit2982
    @alecmarcusquirit2982 Před 7 lety +51

    2:43 WHAT A BACKFLIP THO😂😂😂😂😂

    • @shantoreywilkins651
      @shantoreywilkins651 Před 6 lety

      Alec Marcus Quirit 😂😹🤡🃏🃏🃏🃏🃏🃏🃏🃏🃏🃏🃏🃏🃏🃏

  • @moniqueknox1363
    @moniqueknox1363 Před 7 lety +223

    Homechick is scandalous...she tried to pin 3 kids on dude!

    • @Ma1nguy
      @Ma1nguy Před 7 lety +6

      +MONIQUE KNOX Problem is she put herself and all of her business out in the public arena and on national television before millions of viewers. She will never live that down the rest of her life, sacrificing her reputation and self respect in a very cheap way. No decent man wants that for a wife

    • @josem.figueroajr.4532
      @josem.figueroajr.4532 Před 6 lety +3

      MONIQUE KNOX What she got instead was a triple dose of Hell and headaches.

    • @Dizzinator2114
      @Dizzinator2114 Před 6 lety +6

      If a woman has a baby while married the children are his by law doesn't matter what the DNA says. That's what's the most messed up part about it.

    • @jthompson2296
      @jthompson2296 Před 5 lety

      As long you dont file or claim them on your taxes or joint taxes and Dont sign there birth certificate and file for infedlity etc etc and 5 grand to a lawyer and you be free man. I did this is In California 3 years ago and now I'm free bird and hoe be gone

    • @ageisanumber
      @ageisanumber Před 5 lety

      Thats why i suggest DNA BE DONE IMMEDIATELY

  • @theRealBrandonRoberts1990
    @theRealBrandonRoberts1990 Před 5 lety +24

    Kieary denies the younger son, and got more than he bargained for

  • @godchild6542
    @godchild6542 Před 4 lety +22

    Weave, wigs and extensions provided by: "Maury" LMFAO!!!🗣️😅🤣😙🙄👏✊🚬🗿

  • @ChandlerGaming205
    @ChandlerGaming205 Před 6 lety +150

    Number 5 the sister was in the right snapping at the mother for forcing her kids on the brother making them all believe that they were his kids

  • @mosabhijazi4701
    @mosabhijazi4701 Před 5 lety +65

    6:06 she is 100% right like it's her fault and she definitely need to apologize no telling what shit she talked before this

    • @MichaelClark-uw7ex
      @MichaelClark-uw7ex Před 2 lety +2

      None of them ever apologize and half of them get mad at the dude for not being the father.

  • @ismailnyc6004
    @ismailnyc6004 Před 3 lety +2

    Keorie is a legend thou ..he got 3 “you are not the father” on 1 show

  • @darkmatterjr3109
    @darkmatterjr3109 Před 4 lety +9

    🤔🤔Kieary was hella hype the first time that "you are NOT the father" came thru. By the time they got to the third one, his spirit was crushed, had him contemplating his life choices. She is trifling😤😤😥

  • @kiak.1192
    @kiak.1192 Před 5 lety +10

    #5 “that’s her fault that’s what happens when your a whore” 😭 #3 took me out 😂😂😂

  • @Havaseet2
    @Havaseet2 Před 7 lety +45

    Maury struck gold with these DNA result shows.

  • @sophiebophiex
    @sophiebophiex Před 4 lety +12

    7:20 When the break ends sooner than you expected and you haven’t started any of your assignments yet

  • @flamrage3743
    @flamrage3743 Před 4 lety +13

    7:25 I think my eardrums just burst.

  • @jacksonholt4594
    @jacksonholt4594 Před 6 lety +40

    I like how some of them jump up prematurely because they already knew for a fact they weren't the father 😂

  • @d-lowpressure
    @d-lowpressure Před 7 lety +41

    i can even feel how happy and free are this men lmao

  • @lukehunter6922
    @lukehunter6922 Před 4 lety +15

    Look at them!
    My baby has two,,,he got eyes.
    Look my baby got a nose,he got one.
    They look just alike.

  • @Maybilene
    @Maybilene Před 4 lety +5

    I swear these dudes have the best dance moves on these types of shows.

  • @davidkerk5676
    @davidkerk5676 Před 5 lety +43

    when you got to get a lineup of possible suspects to find your child's father.......might wanna rethink some life choices

    • @blackpanther67
      @blackpanther67 Před 3 lety +1

      Too late at that point though lol...

    • @woodside4life
      @woodside4life Před rokem +1

      If you have to go through the starting five AND the bench, there might be a problem.

  • @jordannelson4747
    @jordannelson4747 Před 6 lety +42

    Damn that lady was mad screaming like a five year old 😂😂😂

  • @donprincoify
    @donprincoify Před rokem +3

    The number 3 dude did it for me. Never get tired of his "kiss my ass" dance.

  • @jaddaher3823
    @jaddaher3823 Před 4 lety +16

    The dance moves tho, m Jackson would come to this show to chose his dancers

  • @MrGTO-ze7vb
    @MrGTO-ze7vb Před 7 lety +104

    LMAO... the 5 words that make a Mans Life.!!!. YOU ARE NOT THE FATHER

    • @chadguindon6909
      @chadguindon6909 Před 7 lety +22

      Also ,make a Man's world crush when he happens to be the husband, fiancé or boyfriend of the woman and he thinks he is the father.

    • @daniquothefbidude1945
      @daniquothefbidude1945 Před 7 lety +3

      Chad Guindon Especially this one guy. He was black and supposedly the father of his girlfriend's son. Boy. He wanted to be the father so badly. He loved that child so much. But of course he wasn't the father. It was actually kind of sad to see this man find out he wasn't the dad.

    • @julijakeit
      @julijakeit Před 7 lety +1

      Star wars 2010s edition:
      'Luke... I am NOT your father'
      'NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO'

    • @DarkReapersGrim1
      @DarkReapersGrim1 Před 7 lety

      Andrew B Shit American/western culture.

    • @atbz6952
      @atbz6952 Před 7 lety +5

      Funny how 4 of those 5 words can make the opposite effect.

  • @holdthisl8306
    @holdthisl8306 Před 7 lety +108

    Why the girl on #4 actin like a littie kid 😂😂😂 "AAAAAAAAAAHHHH!!! I don't wanna talk to him!!!"

    • @StyleNMan1999
      @StyleNMan1999 Před 7 lety +19

      She should apologize.

    • @johnathanpatrick6118
      @johnathanpatrick6118 Před 7 lety +10

      Hold this L Your username and avatar say it all. You are NOT the father = YOU LOST. Ebony came out all hyped up and when that result came out, 'It's not right, Maury! It's not right!' Clown, it's right. You're the one who can't keep your legs closed. Not only does she have to hold a child, she also has to hold that L. 😝😝😝😝

    • @grandpaoldfart9165
      @grandpaoldfart9165 Před 6 lety +1

      Andrew Lemieux
      Haha! But we both know that wouldn’t happen. You’re a man, and in family courts the men lose every friggin time. There’s absolutely NO justice for men in the family courts. Women have all the rights when it comes to the children! 🤬 SMDH.....

    • @grandpaoldfart9165
      @grandpaoldfart9165 Před 6 lety

      Andrew Lemieux
      Hey Andrew! Thank goodness for me I was speaking of the trials & tribulations of a buddy of mine who’s getting dicked around in court right now, and an adult son of ours as well. I have the great fortune of marrying my high school sweetheart & still being married to her for well over 30 years now. We have a wonderful marriage & we hope to be together for @ least a few years longer. 35 years is simply not enough time to spend with this lady. I’m supposed to be a dying man, according to my Dr’s, but I’ve been proving them wrong since 1986. Anyway, I hope you have a wife who’s half the wife mine is. If so, you’ll have a wonderful life!! I pray that you’re as happy as we are.
      Thank you for your response Andrew, and ALL of the very BEST to you and yours!!
      For what it’s worth to you, I’ll be praying for you and your family sir!! 😀
      Very respectfully,
      Grandpa

    • @grandpaoldfart9165
      @grandpaoldfart9165 Před 6 lety +1

      Andrew Lemieux
      I’m sure you’ll find the one you’re looking for. Don’t settle my friend, she’s out there. And at your age, you’ve got PLENTY of time!!
      All the best to you!!
      Grandpa

  • @billbull1505
    @billbull1505 Před 4 lety +5

    All the screaming and hollering when they find out they are not the father 🤣

  • @mattsprayberry0
    @mattsprayberry0 Před 5 lety +9

    Always found it funny that these women on this show always wanted a certain man to be the father instead of the actual father who they wanted nothing to do with.
    Also 6:40 is the best one in my opinion

  • @Gsnrwwj
    @Gsnrwwj Před 7 lety +131

    trust me I'll be dancing my ass off if I had these results lol...😂😂😂

    • @wtblack5
      @wtblack5 Před 7 lety +4

      Uso Strong but would you be savage enough to shove your ass in the face of a woman who's so fat she needs a scooter and start twerking?

    • @TheRealJanosAudron
      @TheRealJanosAudron Před 6 lety

      Uso Strong Be a different show with Poly's on the set, Uce. Whole fam celebrating on the stage😂😂🇦🇸🇼🇸

    • @imtalkingtoyou1841
      @imtalkingtoyou1841 Před 6 lety +1

      It wouldn't be right if there was no dancing

    • @AcornSmokes420
      @AcornSmokes420 Před 6 lety +1

      *Harambe* well being accused of getting that woman pregnant because she twerked in a club, hah he had a right to twerk back.
      I believe that's the story, I could be totally wrong.

  • @elijahmcdaniels922
    @elijahmcdaniels922 Před 7 lety +277

    the women become track stars

  • @foryou6yn
    @foryou6yn Před 4 lety +4

    Number 1 was dancing his ass off 🤣😆

  • @fransholmberg7934
    @fransholmberg7934 Před 4 lety +13

    WHY do they run out like sonic whwn they get "not the father" answer?

  • @alyshakelley403
    @alyshakelley403 Před 7 lety +48

    #1 is a good dancer but it got me dying 😂😂

  • @jwilliambishop
    @jwilliambishop Před 7 lety +83

    The greatest show on earth!

    • @petew.7870
      @petew.7870 Před 5 lety

      William Bishop 👍👍👍👍👍👍

    • @jimlamanna9712
      @jimlamanna9712 Před 5 lety

      frank white It's up to the individual to make the correct decisions. Providing for your children is a paramount requirement and literally defines a man or woman. You don't get extra credit or applause for doing so. We live in a society where it's optional. It's always someone else's job

    • @jimlamanna9712
      @jimlamanna9712 Před 5 lety

      frank white that message wasn't meant for you personally, sir. Meant for the ignorant masses that may read this if they're literate enough

  • @texastargetman8165
    @texastargetman8165 Před 4 lety +2

    How proud these girls’ parents must be!!

  • @redicebox4478
    @redicebox4478 Před 4 lety +4

    Number 4 sounded like a banshee🤣🤣🤣

  • @Tailsisacrybaby
    @Tailsisacrybaby Před 7 lety +47

    2:42 how I reacted when I got my new computer

  • @keith8880
    @keith8880 Před 6 lety +26

    "You're a great mother"
    Nah a great mother finds a responsible man and plans a family with him as opposed to having sex with a tonne of random men

    • @parthsharma4124
      @parthsharma4124 Před 4 lety

      Well technically she wasn't a mother when she had sex with those people .
      Not great either 🤣🤣🤣

  • @raymondhernandez1868
    @raymondhernandez1868 Před 5 lety +10

    Who wouldve thought that a white dude will be saving black mens life 😂

    • @sugarnads
      @sugarnads Před 3 lety

      Like the union army in 1865?

  • @ebonimom6964
    @ebonimom6964 Před 5 lety +8

    Bruh Number 3 7:52 had me screaming. Dude was straight throwing ass in a circle to Soulja Boi! I'm not finna deal. Then was backing it up on the mama in the dam electric scooter. When I saw that, it took me out!

  • @Panicatthejazz
    @Panicatthejazz Před 7 lety +81

    Maury is so dramatic when the guy isn't the father lol he pauses then be like he is NOT THE FATHER!

  • @JohnDoe-ed1xn
    @JohnDoe-ed1xn Před 7 lety +23

    So much crying and not 1 tear 😂😂😂😂😂😂

  • @Sonickillz
    @Sonickillz Před 4 lety +1

    Thank u maury for saving these men

  • @stevielagan1948
    @stevielagan1948 Před 11 měsíci +2

    Jose was a legendary guest. I wish that he had come back for whatever reason- he was fucking gorgeous, his energy was infectious, and he had charisma in spades.

  • @ebonygentleman79
    @ebonygentleman79 Před 6 lety +66

    6:45 all of those banshees inside her started screaming out!

  • @danielmcgillis270
    @danielmcgillis270 Před 7 lety +59

    7:23 This is me about 30 min after eating at Taco Bell.

  • @AmariB6737
    @AmariB6737 Před 4 lety +3

    Everytime I heard them say they 1000% sure they the father, I already know they're lying 🤣🤣

    • @antonbruce1241
      @antonbruce1241 Před 3 lety

      What about when they say "I'm a 1,000% sure he's the daddy!!!"????