¡You Are / Not The Father! Part 2
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- čas přidán 16. 02. 2019
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I tried to get more white people but there are only black people in this channel!!.
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“You are not the father”
Women: 🏃♀️💨
Men: 🕺
That so horrible
You are the father
Women: 💃
Men: 🚶♂️
Ahhhhhhhh I’m dead 😂😂😂😂😂🤣
“You are not the father”
Women:🏃🏽♀️💨
Men:🕺🏼🕴🏼
Cameraman: 🎥 🏃🏼♂️💨
Matthew Pahed 😂😂
Black guys when they aren’t the father:
🕺🏽
ISJDNDJDDJ
TOO TRUE
Also include
🗣🗣🕺🏿🕺🏿
🏃🏿♀️🏃🏿♀️💦💦
i’m your 666st like
When they are the father:
Yeet
Imagine having 4 children out of wedlock, needing a paternity test, and naming one of your children Modesty.
Maybe so they won't repeat the mother's mistakes?
@@abc-ju5oqunfortunately kids learn from their parents especially in an unstable house like theirs, wish the best for them tho
😂
@4:20 It says 63 year old guy and we see a young guy doing back flips. It he 63 years old? I'm lost
When I was 18 and ready to go into the Army, I made out with this girl but nothing happened. While in the Army my mom told the girl claimed I got her pregnant. This girl went to court as she wanted child support payment and made my life hell. I was young and this was back in the day when DNA was expensive to do. They garnered my wages but I said it was not me as we didn't even have sex. A few years go by, I get a DNA test which proved I was not the father. And even after I proved I was not the father it was hard for me to stop paying child support. The judge even told me to be a man and step up but I said I was not the father. Eventually the woman confessed that indeed, I was not the father and she did not know who the father really was. But it cost me 12 years of financial and emotional hell.
That's why she should have been made to repay you every cent that you paid in child support
Karma will appear
So even after the DNA test you could not ask the judge to stop paying child support? Man you can scammed :/
That's fucked up man, isn't there a way to take this to court? Cuz she basically stole your money for years
My goodness! You should sue the pants off her!
A wise man once said:
" *You can't turn a hoe into a house wife* "
I've seen that one XDD
YOU ARE NOT THE FATHER
And that wise man is ?
@@mutasimjarah4709 old vid
-Pimp Hank Hill.
*"You Are Not The Father"*
Woman: *cries*
Audience: *cheers*
Man: *dances*
Cameraman: *turns into The Flash*
They have to go through special training, look up rdc world camera man training
Cameraman don't need to run to chase fat people
Yeah pretty much
Lmao
@@dedsec6072 lmao🤣😅
Just once I want to see a man hear “You are NOT the father,” and then calmly walk over, shake Maury’s hand, wave to the crowd, and walk out without saying a word.
Same. Would also like it if the women didn't get so aggressive when they hear "You are the father."
The one that was heart breaking was when Maury said the guy was not the father, and the guy broke down crying because he wanted to have a kid.
Well then that man is too kind
There was a guy who did almost exactly that, and they stopped him from leaving, lmao.
I actually did see this in a comp the other day, so it has happened at least once lol
When the guy pulled out the I'm not the father t-shirt I was dying 🤣
Girls when the guy isn’t the father
Ight imma head out
Yea
-Alina- yeh
Like they don't know where that vag has been
@@Xannyphantom905 that's kind sad
Lmao that’s the funniest part of this comment thread
This man just insulted all four of his babies on television. What a beautiful show.
yeah becauze guys like this dont give a fuck about consecuences so its more easier to bitch about it and deny it... its a mans world.
God is good!
He need jesus
Damn you are batting .1000 dude.
He needs some milk
These never get old - I always like how the audience boos the men until they are NOT the father
Double standards-men being sexist is usually disliked, but whenever a woman says ‘‘ugh, like, we totally like don’t like need like men in your lives like you like get me girl’’ and then people don’t care
2:30 This got me rollin in tears bro 💀
You are not the father:
Men: Celebrate
Woman: run to the couch
You are the father:
Men: Walk away depressed
Woman: start harassing
Facts😂👌🏾
Thats how woman are so they dont look bad
Look at THAT logic
When’s the next upload?
@@lekroc no idea dude
I feel bad for any child who has to grow up with that kind of parents..
Nah its the the mothers fault since they cheated plus if the men dont want children they dont want children its their life
Bro its just a show
Ville Keskitapio its fake show lol
Ville Keskitapio its fake show lol
That kind of true
3:23 that reaction was priceless 😂
4:22 that backflip was well deserved
He hit da backflip on them fuck niggas 😭😭😭
Imagine being 18 looking at memes and you see your parents on here
Well, you’ll see your mother that is ......
@@hazardous0887 big oof
@@hazardous0887 ooof
Hey, I am your 1,100th liker at your comment.
Oop-
“You are not the father”
Thots: Gotta go fast
Camera Man: Ah shit, here we go again
Camera man: I GOTTA GET THIS SH*T
that camera man must have calves of steel at this point lmao
these camera men need to run a marathon ever week to keep up
😂😂
Dew it XD
I like how they have such total control of their emotions.
I find it hilarious that they start playing hip hop/trap music as soon as it's revealed that he's not the father and they go crazy. 🤣🤣
“YOU ARE NOT THE FATHER”
Wife: 🏃🏻♀️
BMW 3 Series she ain’t white though
Which one that run so fast? Show me pls or just dont
Gotta go fast y’know
Nigga I was ruuuuuuuuuuuuning
Cameraman:🏃♂💨💨💨💨
this show:
90% screaming
8%you are/you are not
2% backflip
Dat backflip tho
1% fortnite dancing
50% audience team change
@@NotYourAvgAmerican [Insert buggs bunny 'No' meme here]
What time lapse
The DJ made the difference everytime man... Friggn Epic Song Selections Everytime 😂😂😂
I love how they give the baby the dudes haircut to make it look more like them 😂
imagine the kids watching these videos and being like:
“damn they didn’t want me that bad”
I think it's more about not being trapped by the skank
If they had pulled out on time!
Bro lol
😭😭😭😭
lol it's not that they don't want the child, it's more like they don't want the girl to be the mother of their child
“You are not the father”
The women: *cries like they didn’t cheat*
They're not crying cause they cheated, they're crying cause they wont be getting the money for Child support
@@grwth6871 hair support
@@rifqi2733 even better
Then they all wanna run to the couch like 🛋 🏃♀️ 💨💨💨💨 lmao
I think u mean
i just have to say love the channel ,watching from the uk and love the edit with the music
I know it’s a terrible situation for the child involved (bad parents), but some of these reactions are just priceless
Maury: "You are not-"
Crowd: *SwItCh TeAmS*
Haha they will boo at the men but when the results came - 😂
respawn
A bunch of females in the crowd booing them
They must be Italian.
Auto balanced
Maury: You are NOT the father
Man: *does a cartwheel a backflip, cures cancer, gets rich*
Woman: *runs to africa across water*
Leave Afrika out of this. We don't want your whores.
Justin Lol
@@incogn3gr0 thank u, tellem👏👏👏
@@incogn3gr0 thank you.
Justin 💯
I like how men took it positively and didn't do all drama of crying and shit. Few women were exceptional I admire that.
These are hilarious, especially when the music kicks in!
girl: cheats on her bf*
Maury: "you are not the father"
Gf: Suprised pikachu face *
Tyler Andrews 666 likes
Crowd boos him
Imagine the person you thought was your father do a god damn backflip when he found out you weren’t his child
I would be proud
I would be more impressed than anything else
Jack H. I’m laughing now how do I stop
Damn that would hurt
Bruh moment
The fire extinguisher clip just made me spit my coffee all over the place my dogs are like wtf u doing fool too damn funny I'm dying here
I was about to ask you where you got the music for those reveals. Good thing (and I'm also glad) that I clicked on "more" to find them.
Excellent work, my friend!
"you are not the father"
seats backstage: *ah shit, here we go again*
IM WHEEZING
I’m cheezing
😂🤣🤣🤣
@Notorius Juan I spat my water out reading your comment lmao 😂😂😂😂
“YOU ARE NOT THE FATHER”
Lady: **run to back stage to cry and be alone**
Camera man: hehe 🏃♂️🏃♂️🏃♂️🏃♂️
Lmao
Ay look at dem likes
Tsm_ chipguy 🤘🏽🤘🏽
Lol
Young dizz stomach the camera man is young dizz a demon 😂😂
That's actually so sad I'm so sorry for all of those kids over there 🥺
William is funny asf with that screen breakdown 😂😂
"YOU ARE NOT.."
Thots: 🛋🏃♀️💨💨💨
CameraMan: 📹🏃♂️💨💨💨💨
Man: 🕺🕺🕺
Maury: 🚶♂️
😂
Lmaoo
Chill out,MAN
Cat Lover that's my favorite comment 😂
🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
Everyone: celebrating
Every children: 👁👄👁
omg thats more gold than the professor can get
@Steven c Gutierrez bro why did you add my people flag lol 😂
All the kids are like "Moma....are you a ho?"
Hope they're never going to stumble on them videos growing up...
so fckin true
Whenever I think my life is out of control I watch Maury. Then I realize I’m doin alright
I'm so grateful youtube recommended me this
Showing the kids smiling backstage is the saddest thing ever.
Indeed
They have no idea
People celebrating that they don't have to raise you.... It's sad as hell... Do men ever get upset that they aren't the father? Sad....
Levi Blevins I guess not everyone has time to be a parent to their child.
Lol
The only reason the woman cries is because she isn’t entitled to the guys money anymore
More than that it's the humiliation of what she had done
@@justalazybum5754 I think these people don't give a fuck about that when they lower themsleves to be in this show in the first place lmao
@@jorgeloredo100U RIGHT MAN, FOR REAL LMAAOOO 😂
Funny
Or maybe because she doesn’t know who the father of her child is? 😐
In all honesty, it’s kinda not as fun when they are revealed to be the father lol.
I would just run away from the studio completly
Every time with the music it's so good
'you are not the father'
*woman cries*
'you are the father'
*woman cries*
Logic 💯
SirClickkbait love your profile pic by the way
If woman don't know who the father is then she a hoe
SirClickkbait i peep that akatsuki 👁
They are impossible to understand
Maury has set more black men free than Abraham Lincoln
TheBallsKicker SKSKSKSKSK 😂😂💀
Not nice to steal
TheBallsKicker😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
Oh come on now. This was posted in the 1st video too. It's really not that funny anymore when you intentionally steal a youtube comment.
👌🤣👌
3:15 how comforting “chill aht mahn”
Ayyy.. This sound tracks be banging tho!!
imagine finding out that somone danced and celebrated this hard because you werent their child
Imagine the real father being notify after only 4 years that he had a child but the mother didn't toll him because he was scamming a richer man.
I would laugh
I would wanna find them and show them this clip 😂
Think about it. They don’t have to pay a crap ton of money for child support and they prove that the girl cheated. I’d be pretty happy.
I would be happy
“You are not the father!”
Men: 💃 💃 💃
Women: 🏃♀️ 🏃♀️ 🏃♀️
So overused
more like 🕺🏾🕺🏾🕺🏾
🏃♀️💨🍃
I keep seeing this but it never gets old
Woman be like-
༼;´༎ຶ ༎ຶ༽༼;´༎ຶ ༎ຶ༽༼;´༎ຶ ༎ຶ༽
The fact that these people make choices that put them in this position means i don't feel pity for them.
I do however pity the children who will end up screwing up like their parents did.
Sins of the parent become the sins of the child.
Как же американцы любят из всего делать шоу. 😁
Yeah cause we have the money and time to make them
@@whateverbro6818 it's cool bro, it's cool. I laugh, because i like that.
@@jaison1841 I wasn't being mean I was actually agreeing with you. I mean just look at the Kardashians
@@whateverbro6818 oooo Kardashian🤩🤗🤤 😁
As an European, this TV-Show leaves me with so much questions ...
as an mongolian i liked it
Jerry the Mongolian Khan aha
@Marton Mechtl Um was geht es da denn? Das die Frauen die huren sind?
I think is fucking humilliating, for both of the parents and specially the little kids.
@@krd4523 Irgendwelche Frauen haben fremdgevögelt und regen sich live auf, wenns rauskommt.
Just imagine seeing this as a kid and realizing how depressed your dad was when he was told he is your father.
Lmao
@@simpsbelongtothegulags3702 dat aint funny bro
@@jedidiahjoseph7122 Nigga yes that is
Imagine seeing your mother on this show more than one time trying to find your Daddy.
Okay....that is sad.
The 4X Baby descriptions have me dying 😭 🤣
You did a good job on these vids bro😅😅
Imagine being named Kyron Jr. and your dad ain’t named Kyron
That’s a red flag 😂
Tell that to Salvatore Jr.
Talk about a premature celebration 😂
It ace is tho
BruhMomentum right
I swear un-athletic men doing backflips out of nowhere
Don't be mad he skinny and can do a backflip lmao out of shape is fat...
Black people are always athletic
@@AbrarGalibprofile we were born athletic and not stiff.
Bryan I swear that popped up as soon as I read your comment
@@bruhman1906 Watch out for London's spirit
rly well chosen music honestly
6:35 the look on that babys face 😂😂😂 "THATS RIGHT... DAD".
Imagine not knowing who the father of your own child is. Disgusting
These are some serious hoes.
Yees
This post was made by the holy good boys gang.
Imagine not knowing who the father is 8 times and the 9th you hear you are the father. You don't want it to be true
Ikr? Makes me sick. My cousin doesn't know who her father is; her mother's deceased.
Honestly, it hurts when we hear "You are the father."
Kyle Cherry ong💀 except for the last dude tho he disrespected his own children
NOOOO CHILD SUPPORT
@@structlightning fr doug
Jesus Kawesus he wrong for saying the kid was to fat
me and my boy when he is not the father
Love this show
You can see how the men never go after the women when they are crying.
However when men go to the backstage the women just come screaming at them.
This just shows how bad these double standards are.
I think I'll learn to do a backflip just in case I'm not the father.
😂
+ 'You are not the father' T-shirts....
Do a backflip then end with a split.
and a front flip if you are?
@@Alice-ew4dy The mother...?
Imagine someone celebrating that they’re not your dad
Mine be acting like he’s not but still not showing up
I mean, they're not celebrating because they're not the father. They're celebrating because they don't need to pay for child support and they also proved to everybody that she cheated.
Imagine not
I would to
Kids are expensive
That last one lol The Simpsons bit... I'm dying over here.
I absolutely love when they get up so fast the chairs fall over 😭
Lady: is crying because she cheated and got pregnant by another man
Maury: "it's okay, it happens"
bruh
@@fbi3881 lmao
He make it seem like cheating is ok. Like what you mean "it happens" He wouldn't say that with a guy though
Bruh moment 😂😂
@@tribalhotness The Left media in a nutshell...
“YOU ARE NOT THE FATHER”
Couch: Ah shit here we go again
Feature me please Clumsy ! Hahahahahaha
😂✊
Feature me please Clumsy ! 😂😂😂
Feature me please Clumsy ! Lmaoooo
Lol
The last one was like multiple choice questions 😆🤣🤣
And They all were right 😂
Omg, "that's your baby, Maury..." I lost it on that one.
*test results reveals the person isn’t the father*
Couch: *ah shit here we go again*
AH SIT*
H
G
Then the damn cameraman running and showing their faces XD
😂😂😭😭😭
While this is funny and all, i feel sorry for those children.
me too. I feel so lucky to have two lovely parents
For this they must stop this kind of shity shows .... God knows how many children got destroyed by this madness ... there are courts that can handle those situations .. far away from the tv
Bro, this whole show is fake....
"Man fuck dem kids." - Bernie Mac
Honestly a woman should know who parked in her garage
I love it! I do my not the father dance on the reg
That dude who took out the you are not the father T-shirt is a fucking legend
The audience is always on the girls side until he ain’t the father. Then they act like they were always on his side
@@chadwarden1179 Haha get the fuck out of here. The audience isn't always on the girls side and she'll get called a whore for the rest of her life if she looses. I haven't seen a single comment calling a guy a fuckboy.
Fuck the audience fuck them thots
Chad Daddy you realize this show is fake lmao
@@thecommentsuperhero8578 usually on the show the men are shamed for having a child and leaving until it is revealed that they aren't the father. The only situation where anything negative is said about the women is if they've been on the show before and returned. Stop being naive. And if you wish to continue living in ignorance, refrain from spreading it.
@@sparkylynx8723 I'm talking about the comments here. The audience is literally being told what to do we don't care about them. Go and try to find a comment that is calling one of the guilty guys a fuckboy. Good luck.
I love how the two guy who aren’t the father hug each other.
I love how this has 69 likes
Brothers gotta celebrate not havin to pay for kids.
True friendship was born that day.
Teammate
I made it go to 420 likes, thank me later
00:54 when she just drove off had me dead LMFAOOO
I love how
Woman: 🏃♀️
Cameraman: 🏃
Save yourselves from the humiliation and get the DNA test done privately.
@Nazreen Horizon facts
These guys get paid, broke ass people
There wouldn't be a show if everyone did that. I'm here for the drama.😂
Do you know how much dna test costs? Shit i got maury on speed dial
@Lorraine Gossiba:These folks don't have money for private DNA tests, let alone information & knowledge.
Imagine growing up seeing your father publicly lose his mind because he’s your father. Feel bad for these kids
they not the father though...
Exactly
Dakota Viper But... they are the father... if they said they was the father lmao
mmm yes this is a video of “you are not the father” wtf dont you get
@@deanmaddison3812 The title said YOU ARE/NOT THE FATHER, The slash means there's possibility that he's the father or not. And the comment above meant that the real father found out going crazy because maybe he doesn't want anything about the child therefore making it awkward and sad :b
These u r not the father reactions are the best🤣🤣🤣
Imagine if the Child watches one of the episodes in which the Mother and the Father who is or isn't the Father appears on with their parents, and just imagine their reactions.
“kyron you are NOT the father of *kyron jr.”*
well that’s gonna be awkward when he asks his mom why he’s named kyron jr
IKR hahaha
Why paternity tests should be required at birth.
Lmao
100%
It's pronounced Kyron-ger... It's African
how can a guy of 22 years have 4 kids, the guy needs to zip up
More importantly, how can he act like having 3 kids proven his is no big deal? Lord forbid all four of them or his (sarcasm).
Fertile af
He will need a FORTUNE!!
Needa WRAP IT UP!
@Pro dude Tom A beautiful joke because in the Middle East the girl does not marry under the age of 23 as customary customs and traditions, although the law recognizes that she is an adult at the age of 18 and second there is no family in the Middle East married her daughter to someone older than their daughter more than 3 or 4 years under any reason So I hope you do not publish lies like this
super hatrick what a magnificent score
2:45 impressed at hot she did all that and the security did absolutely nothing to stop her, the moment a guy barely gets near, they’ll jump into action like its an emergency
It’s disgusting these women don’t know who is the father of their child is
Jack Stove mit *their
Crackhead Vibes thx
Jack Stove mit no problem
You’re kinda right
Tyrone is the father.
Girl : cheats on man
Also girl: *cries when the baby isn't theirs*
More like: *Cries because they don't want to help with other baby*
Duh because they know them fuckers are leaving their ass high and dry, and now you know you aren't getting child support from them either 🤣
Just murica things xD
2:12 an ad playing what a wonderful world popped up instantly after you are not the father
Editor on fire yo
The speed of women running
1:crawl
2:Walk
3:Jog
4:Run
5:Sprint
MAX: RUNNING TO THE COUCH
Christopher Cringle
Max to the second power: *Mopeds outta there*
"You are not the father"
*Hip hop music starts playing*
When it's a white guy
"You are not the father"
*dubstep starts playing*
Ryan Reynolds 4:59 U WRONG
Ryan Reynolds you are *n o t*
When white guy is not the father Mozart music goes on
More like heavy metal
LMAOOO
They go crazy like winning Super Bowl or NBA Finals