Literal Animal Planets -- Wildlife Wednesday
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- čas přidán 31. 05. 2024
- I dunno if this totally qualifies as a wildlife video but whatever.
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Intro and outro song:
"Brandenburg Concerto No. 4 in G, Movement I (Allegro), BWV 1049" Kevin MacLeod (incompetech.com)
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Sam’s google search history: “What is the density of a monkey”
Lol
He didn’t search that, he just knew it in his heart.
Lol
Misread that as destiny
I wanna know that too
Her: he's probably thinking about other girls
Him: animal spheres
Time to dine and dash
You know he doesn't have a gf
Box
Haha😐
big ears
I learned two things here:
1) Sam is A Ok with crimes against math and nature
2) The Colosseum is bigger than the pyramids
only in width though, the pyramids are taller
@@p.g.v.3765 Also not true, pyramids are bigger by the dimensions of their base too
bigger in diameter than the pyramids are tall
@@rolls_8798 Wrong.
@@thefoolonthehill8394 oh ok, i was just trying to explain what (i think) the video indicated
I dont like how the cat planet was meowing until he rolled them into space and they all suddenly went silent..
Sound doesn't travel in space, because there's no air, the cats would probably take some air with them, but it wouldn't last long without plants.
Bro do you even know science
Tbf the text was black and the background was also black in space, so the meowing was probably still going
because they kept meowing cuz they wanted to go to space and now that theyre in space they dont have to anymore obviously
@@NikK0las There's actually a tiny white dot on the right side, right next to where one of the meows were written. It looks like one of the stars was covered by the word "Meurr" which means the meows are definitely still there.
Edit: Since I'm starting to get likes on this comment I feel I should correct it. Upon second viewing, what actually happened is that there's a single pixel between the U and the R in "Meurr." When he presumably used the fill tool on the white background, this pixel was blocked off and remained white. This theory *also* means that the meows are still there, but I was wrong about the reasoning for the dot's existence.
“The ratio of fat, muscle, bone or exoskeleton is at least vaguely similar in all creatures” Somewhere, a single octopus just cried itself to sleep.
I hope it gets a boyfriend soon
I was very confused he included octopus in this statement.
Shun the spineless freak
The octopus is Made or *Pure muscle*
@@Schnort fun fact: octopus reproduction ends in the mother being dead and the children devouring her corpse.
"We are merely servants to our cow overlords."
*[Hinduism Intensifies]*
💀
Don't let your memes be dreams Chinese Patrick star gang
@@euanmaccarthy4617 with the power of the Chinese Patrick Star gang, we will destroy the Coronavirus!
@@dontletyourmemesbedreams2355
Please hurry.
Sponge man ice cone
I assume you aren’t calculating the small area between the organisms stuffed together. Which means those balls are creatures melted together.
Nah, breaking all bones inside (if applicable) is sufficient.
Yup, a compact ball
The heat created by the gravitational pressure would likely do that at the center of most of these
@@drsamuelhaydensecretgaming6749 bro
@@drsamuelhaydensecretgaming6749 None of these would be large enough to have significant gravitational pressure. By my calculations even the cow sphere's gravity is about 1/57700th the strength of earth gravity at the surface and the pressure at the center of the sphere would only be about the atmospheric pressure on mars, or how much pressure differential your lungs make to be able to move air in and out during normal breathing.
"We were merely servants to our cow overlords"
Hindu: "Yeah, what's new?"
Cow~a~bung hole dude
3:10 “Empire State building which stood at 440”
“Stood”
oh no
Oh god what have you done
ok
Same with the colisium or however it's written. WAS
@@snorefest1621 What does that have to do with this?
9/11 Part 2: Electric Boogaloo
wouldnt a rabbit planet just keep expanding
Would it also be glazed in -rodent- lagomorph jizz? Those little bastards just spontaneously get horny and start humping everything that remotely resembles a rabbit.
A wildlife equivalent to a dirty supernova
A Supernova? More like a whole damn universe eventually.
The CZcams Phantom Official 3,600 orgys at a time
The CZcams Phantom Official
Fun fact: rabbits actually aren't rodents, they're lagomorphs, a similar group that shares rodents' constantly growing teeth and high breeding capacity.
I like how he included the bump on the camel sphere
Baby Sam is hilarious, imagining him being 16 and trying so hard to do a deep voice like pyrocynical used to be. I miss you Samuel, we all do
Alternate title: “SpaceBalls”
ITS THE SPACEBALLS
we are living on a space ball with a little green mold and some dampness
A spaceball made entirely out of assholes
INSTER THE SONG*
@@GioPotatoes I hate yogurt even with strawberries
I always thought he said
"I have salmonella, and thanks for watching".
Lol!
why would you think that
@@latviannationalsocialist6956 salmonella is a antibiotic resistant bacteria
(ffs, 4 u all replying there is an or)
@@latviannationalsocialist6956 He says his name like Salmonella every single time HAHAHAH
That’s the joke
The fact that this measures are all in Meters and not Sausages or average North American foot is actually very nice.
3:39 its kinda weird to see how right now theres over 600,000,000 more people on earth and we are just 6 years later after this video was published
Was thinking the same thing. That's the population of two USAs
I would've liked to see that zoomed out to get a better understanding of the smallest vs the largest planet
Along with the Earth itself. It puts in perspective how small we all are, even though we think humans are everywhere, we're really just a ball that could all fit in one small city.
I would kill for a Mark Rober collab about this
Calm down there Jon Bois
This was probably not to scale whatsoever
Bro what is your channel
Darn the cow planet didn't have black spots
Opportunity missed
black cows matter!
@@cenzala22 #BCM
@@cenzala22 So.. Lizzo Lives Matter?
@@cenzala22 #BCM
The cow planet is so big that if it were to hit earth it would cause near extinction to all life on earth
"The People Sphere"
Sounds like the Granfalloon from Castlevania.
Literally did a discursive essay on sustainable cattle farming a week ago, and as soon as he explained his thing, i knew cattle would be the most
I really like the hump on the camel planet 10/10 fun detail
Kate Dean haha I came here to say that
@Jo Odebode same i was confused
Wow you're gorgeous.
also the "nice" next to the number 420
Can you actually detach your arm orrr?
Does that mean you could fit roughly half the world's house cats into the Colosseum?
Can we try?
@Luca B. lets get stacking then I want a colosseum filled with cats
Sounds like herding cats to me...
The _Cat_ iator, starring Russell Crowe in a CGI fursuit
@@feralfeline2885
Your un fits your metaphor
Go to Rome. They already there.
We'd need to as all of the cats on the bottom will di
The sheep joke was brutal 🤣🤣🤣
When ever he said felling itchy about ants one fell on my leg what a coincidence
They're leaking out of your screen
"That means the Vatican is just big enough to hold all the sheep in the world - if that's not a metaphor, I don't know what is". Damn, good sir. Damn.
sir you have 269 likes.
@@noahshomeforstrangeandeduc4431 Thank you, good sir, I was not aware. This is quite amazing!
You’re blowing up dude
Le epic reddit atheist wholesome destruction 100 moment
I’m not a Catholic Christian, but calling any denomination sheep isn’t really going to bug us, since we literally refer to ourselves as God’s flock.
Imagine hearing the terrifying sound of all the cows in the world being put into 1 big ball 💀
*M O O*
First off, assume a spherical cow in a vacuum... wait, no, all the cows on Earth arranged in a sphere in a vacuum.
*M* *o* *o*
*m o o*
@@p_p-qn8jp no I did it better
3:35 I'm in this photo and I don't like it
I don’t understand
@@bulltrack2843first off this is a 2 year old comment why are you replying to it but also the joke is that it’s a sphere of every human, obviously including me who is definitely not a krill
@@communistchicken2414 This is 2024 bro you could be a helicopter if you want 😐
I have heard that ants make up 25% of the animal biomass on land, which would make it seem like the ant planet would be much bigger. I probably have that statistic wrong
"The empire state building which STOOD at 440" 3:10
Sam what are you implying
"but abdul, what are we going to call it"
"the SHINGLE"
It seems he's been planning something.
It's one of millions of dominos waiting to crash down
@@YoungAsznee it's the end of a quotation, not a measurement indication.
@@kelseypalmer i feel like a dumbass now
@@YoungAsznee you should)
3:43 i'm in this picture and i don't like it
I don't like seeing my face
Hello brother
Me too
@Georgie Dubs nooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo
Yea
Fun fact about ants: The Siafu ant doesn't kill with poison or acid. They kill by suffocation by invading the lungs. They can also pick a full horse clean in 24 hours.
Honestly, I've thought about the ant sphere ever since I learned that there were so many
What about the masquitos in my room sphere. The sun would be consumed
I'm surprised *you* haven't been consumed.. o.o
@@MissingElements I'm concerned that they had mosquitoes in their room.
To fix that problem get a Tortoise or 2 or 3 or 41273162 forget it just get bug spray
It's actually just one mosquito, but it's really, REALLY obnoxious
I am concerned
I found your channel because my teacher decided to play you’re vid thinking it was educational which it somewhat is but not what she was looking for
You should attend a lot more English classes.
Thatone Guy you have a great teacher
Ask her to play the video on tarrare
*your
Which topic was it?
3:22 good one
You got this from XKCD.
Art style is also... stickman.
I dig it. The 'mole of moles' is where I learned Fermi estimates.
I feel like he made this video just for the Vatican city joke lol
lul, so tru
LOL
666m
yeah, but it's wrong. the vatican could hold all of the sheep if it was a sheep circle, but it's a sheep sphere, which means there are way too many sheep to fit in the vatican unless you do multiple layers, which kind of defeats the purpose.
It could work, if they just had FAITH in themselves
what the fuck why did you want to do this
You just can't handle the truth.
Teacup4561 it was for the cow overload bit, he comes off as unbias but this guy is always going on about mass farming stats
😂😂😂 he comes up with the most random videos. Not that I'm complaining or anything
FOR SCIENCE BITCH!
Don't ask why you should do something, instead ask why you shouldn't.
One morning you wake up, it’s still dark outside, you look at your phone and it says 10AM, you begin to feel confused for when you look out the window it’s as dark as it would be at midnight, you look for the sun but instead you see a giant sphere floating in the sky. Fear and panic overwhelm you as you begin to wonder what it is you’re looking at; the you hear it… *moooooo*
Cow~ard
He has no idea about the Brooklyn Bridge
Therapist: Cow sphere isn't real, it can't hurt you
Cow sphere:
Haha very funny and origional. Never seen this comment before!😂
The rapist
@@An_average_BA_enthusiast thats CURSED
@@theash1111 Your comment aswell! Never heard of someone talking like this!
@@An_average_BA_enthusiast cow sphere or the therapist
That Vatican joke was tops.
Anzyll why are you here lmao
guy5f No, he is like a big name in a small community that I am in
Anzyll lol
DanDanDirt he has 450 subscribers ?
I don't get the joke
Yes, you're not alone, the algorithm brought all of us here
This is giving off some serious xkcd vibes, something I've never felt from any source not directly connected to xkcd. Salutations, good sir - you've made quite the Incredible Thing. 💪🍍
"The Vatican is large enough to contain every sheep in the world, if that isn't a metaphor I don't know what is" -best line ever
DepressoExpresso 496 likes
because Jesus is the good shepard right? ( I love jokes that can be understood in multiple ways)
peter orlando+ A shepherd only cares for his sheep until they reach the slaughterhouse.
what about the ones that just produce wool?
peter orlando no, because people that believe in christianity are sheep
You forgot the largest sphere of them all, your mom.
primepiplup You want to know the smallest sphere of them? Your ego.
Salty Candy nah would've said your penis but it works too
Nah, it's too true.
classy
TheGraffitiman64
Small ego = probable history of failure in life, so it kinda works.
I miss you sir. We wish you would come back. But wherever you are I hope your ok.
I can't explain how, but my hope in humanity has been restored after watching this.
POV: You're me, finding a Sam o'nella video that you haven't watched yet while waiting for his return
Mood
:(
False. I have watched them all, more than once.
You’re me
Yep
If I watch all of your videos, do I get a degree?
Ya! how do you get a degree in this academy?
Maby
Maybe wit Sam o' Nella's concent
RamenCantHaveDis You have to pass the exam first, which contains the information from all of his videos. Better start studying.
RamenCantHaveDis yes a third degree burn
I never knew how much I needed this in my life
I’m so glad you’ve returned
Let's be honest like 80% of sheep are all in Wales
Then why is the sheep planet bigger than the blue whale planet, libtard?
YEAH, EXPLAIN THAT ONE, LIBTARD!
The libtard never explained
Yeah the Welsh frick them so much some ran away to new Zealand
And New Zealand
Why does the camel sphere have a... oh.
dandeentremont Why is there a nicr at the ant sphere... ah lol haha
YouGetDestroyed / Achtung Ironie 42
ViralFeed no, 420 idiot. You know weeeeeed
dandeentremont why does the man sphere have a... oh
it looks like half life logo
4:15
India be like
2:08 Apparently blue whales say moo
Indians knew it all along!
pixels, i guess I am an indian and I approve this comment..
Sushobhan Karekar Allahu Akbar
That ShadyAlchemist I said I am Indian , It's a country and not a religion.
That ShadyAlchemist Indians are Hindu. Lol and they don't speak Arabic
Nyski I'm a Sikh I'm just trolling 😂
Wow, I actually am surprised at how small these numbers are.
It being a sphere also tricks your expectations, since it's not a line of people, or area, it's volume, so it appears to be smaller since it's better concentrated.
Don’t think of them as animals but instead an animal rock or liquid in a perfect ball shape
I swear Sam made this video for a class project of some kind. It's just way too....not full of hilarious tomfoolery and awesome curse words. Not to mention, it's a unique take on some solid science malarkey. Carry on.
P.S. - I miss Sam.
Imagine how horrifying it would be if we made a pyramid out of elephants.
They'd make a good STAMP...
Metaphore in Swedish is metafor, which roughly is pronounced like "meta får" which means meta sheep. I find this fact hilarious.
Cows are the silent jury in the trial of mankind
Zappah cows are some of the most mistreated and abused by man animals that exist, so let us fucking hope not!
Rumer Priestly in-fucking-deed
Rumer Priestly I thought Jews were.
I would say chickens are the most abused. Some beef cows, the ones that are pasture raised, neither castrated nor dehorned, live and die no worse than nature intended.
I remember being told at school once that it would be possible to fit all the people in the world into a land area the size of the Isle of Wight.
I would watch a Sam O’Nella video that is 10 minutes of him qualifying his measurements and 10 seconds of presentation just to listen to him speak.
You should have done mosquitoes.
true that
I know it would be at least more than 300 feet hope that helps
I'll be honest, I expected the spheres to be a lot bigger.
Me too
we underestimate the earth's size
I, for one, welcome our new bovine overlords.
I was so excited when I saw this ep but it was 5 years ago
Eats a steak.
"Another resounding victory against our bovine overlords"
General McDonald is pleased.
Udderly
this is definetly one of the most significant scientific research ever done.
I'm glad this guy answered the real questions years ago.
i've watched this so many times this is my favorite video on youtube
3:03 thank you Sam for giving me new things to have nightmares about
I've had a nightmare about being covered in insects so it doesn't sound too far-off from something I would actually dream about
Not only that but his spreadsheet gave me a virus
This was surprisingly very educational
I had in mind that there was a vsauce video about exactly this topic and searched so long for it only to find a 3d volume comparison video where someone in the comments mentions this video. At that moment I realised that I actually was looking for this one and I'm so satisfied right now.
I wanna know how big Bacteria Planet is. Great video!
That would have A SHITTON of estimations.
Damocles it would be smaller than the blue whale
OH GOD DOES NOT EXAST!!!1!!
Fight Club it would actually be the biggest I think, that or the plankton one (every human alone holds around 1.2kg of bacteria now multiply that with like every animal and every surface ever )
the size of the solar system
can I have a minute of your time to talk about our lord savior the cow overlords??
Sounds like something my parents would say.
Shmatty Cat pigeon overlords
Prateek Kumar like this channel, the quality of this joke is underrated
yes. yes you may.
forget that, they are good to eat, oh and they produce lots and lots of carbon dioxide, the cows will gas themselves to death, lol.
got this in my recommended, and I thought Sam uploaded again, and I've never been so excited
The joy this intro jingle fills me with
*Katamari intensifies*
Fruit Roll Up God n o .
sodium chloride *toxicity intensifies*
sodium chloride you make a *star* in Katamari Damacy you mongoliod.
Fatter Platter you make both planets, constellations, and stars in Katamari, you Hitler’s shitlers.
Andy Rios lol I don't remember making a moon though
I just love how all your characters just have a look that basically says: “Why do I exist...”
Dudes too intelligent and creative, how do you even come up with this and then actually manage to put it in motion and complete the project
So glad to see him back
I swear this guys channel is the absolute definition of shitposting.
DatsBubba organized shitposting but still shitposting
DatsBubba educational shit posting
Nah, organized shitposting is Trump.
DatsBubba, *quality shit posting
ever heard of vsauce
"Wha-What's that?!!??!!"
"It-its a meteor made of an-ants!!!!"
"Oh no, it-its"
*ANT-AGEDDON*
antageddon
Why
Armageddant
Antupiter
Horrible joke
I swear, when you talked about getting sucked into the ant sphere, I started itching before you even said that we should be itching.
It's called... ant~icipation
I’ve been on a giant Sam binge because I just got introduced to him, I mainly play gmod while listening to him.
"Imagine, like, falling back-first into this thing and just having all the little miniscule creatures just consume you into their mass. Feeling itchy yet? You should." *ANIMORPHS FLASHBACKS INTENSIFY*
On a scale from 1-10 how satisfied are you with your results and with the numbers I'll find in the spreadsheet? I wanted to do this for my thesis back in school... Not the spheres, just compare the overall biomass to get some comparison of the relative evolutionary success of different life forms on earth. They told me no that it was insane, and also that I no longer got to pick my own subject. :( But I guess time has proven them 100% correct!
I'd say about a 7. Plenty enough to put it on the internet without all the roaming fact-checkers breaking down my door, but certainly not enough to be a viable citation for an actual academic work. Like I said, numbers regarding biomass by species are mostly speculative in nature; good enough for limited practical applications, but nowhere near the level of accuracy required to be concrete evidence of anything in the objective world of science.
+Sam O'Nella Academy I guess Nature is going to have to publish a retraction. Way cool though. Keep making killer stuff.
" relative evolutionary success " you couldn't count domesticated animals though
+joe - Well in some since their dependence on humans is an adaptation and human artificial selection just an extension of natural selection and their environment, but I am not sure I even would have thought much about domesticated animals. Its kind of a crazy reality he's pointed out with this video.
“If that’s not a metaphor, I don’t know what is.”
All jokes aside, this is actually a pretty cool representation of what animals use how much matter from earth, which is itself a sphere.
Lost it at the sheep part !
Andreas Delsing i
Why is it that the Empire State Building "stood" in past tense? Is there something you need to tell us?
He knows something we don't.
I guess the damn terrorists are attacking a building that survived a plane crash so they want to ruin that part of the awe of the empire State building.
You truly are a gentleman and a scholar sir.
This showed up on my feed and I nearly freaked out because I thought he uploaded a new vid
A mole of moles
2spooky4me Finally. I've found my people.
Randall Munroe
XKCD?
Yep.
Oh dear god.
The molepocalypse is upon us.
3:03 Mr O'Nella I dont feel so good
I was gonna like but it's at 69 lol
@@harrisonbarrett2635 HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA 69 XDDDDDDDDDD!!!! GET IT CUZ 69 IS THE SEX NUMBER, HAHAHAHAHAHA!!!
@@youtubeuserdan4017 I like you, you've got class
youtubeuserdan shut up
youtubeuserdan like shut up you child
I said "wow" and "huh" in genuine astonishment a few times.
Please come back.
I wonder how big a rat sphere would be
3:00 Mr. Stark... I don’t feel so good.
fucking genius.
Fwier noooooo
Omg.
Brownskikuca no,it’s a reference to a movie
@Brownskikuca yeet