Every Mario Kart 8 Deluxe Course Ranked
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Schaff makes the Mario Kart ranking to end all Mario Kart rankings! Maybe.
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Yo, thanks for having me on!
I tried to get Mount Wario, but it was taken. :(
I mean it is Odyssey Central’s favourite Mario Kart track ever
I love Schaff and all but when I realized you would be a cameo there was no way I was skipping this video
Love seeing one of my first favourite CZcamsrs collab with one of my latest favourite CZcamsrs! Your bit also made me Lol so good work PBG!
Got so excited when you showed up! You're the best man.
you tried to mount wario
how dirty
Schaff slowly becoming more and more unhinged as he discussed the battle mode for 8 is simultaneously the funniest and saddest thing of all time 😭
He went OFF on Toad’s Turnpike. I was genuinely shocked that he gave it the prestigious honor of G tier. I don’t think I’ve ever heard Schaffrillas that angry since his Mulan (2020) review. You can hear the pure hatred and malice in his voice. It was funny but I also felt bad for the pain he had to endure playing that monstrosity.
Yea it was something funny but sad lol
Yoooo Musquire gang! And yes that was probably my favourite segment in a Schaffrillas video
The way he announced that toad's turnpike as a G tier absolutely destroyed my lungs
His shear rage delivery is Oscar-worthy
This new years...we're going back in time to the first Mario Kart 8 release to get toads factory ON the roster
That’s right… we’re going back in time to the first Mario Kart 8 release to get Toad’s Factory ON the roster
i am currently trying to convince nintendo to make a mario kart 8 deluxe 2 for the switch focus and do an everything is here thing in the release style of the bcp but with actual graphics
ha nice reference
And get Toad Circuit off the roster. That's right! You'll also go and get Toad Circuit OFF. THE ROSTER.
@@yummers2401 ni because it is TOAD CIRCUIT let's go beat track ever it sucked in seven but got the glow up it needed in 8
1:04:44 "I'm in the love with the shape of Yoshi."
hol'up
Full version when?
@@AnoushPinkfox& @nikoskonstantinidis4069 It's just a custom jingle Schafrillas made for the specific track in the countdown.
I find the jingles funny whenever Yoshi says his name in a deeper voice than normal.
@@TheOmniverse1 I know, I'm just saying someone needs a full version made lmao
The complete and utter confused disbelief Schaff had that the sun doesn’t set in Sunset Wilds is hilarious lol
Hi, I’m looking for other Thwomp Ruins music enthusiasts. R u one?
The 2nd part with the whistle-type thing is amazing imo
@@notgeorgegervinI am!
There was never a sunset in () Wilds
2:32:42 just because it’s 153 minutes in doesn’t mean we’re gonna ignore this sick bomb throw
yeah I was incredibly hyped when I saw that for absolutely no reason
I would be raging if I was first… I would be so hyped if I was the one who threw it
It shouldn’t have mattered as much as it did to me, but god it was so hype
Jonathan will now hunt down Schaffrillas in his videos now, all so he gets his revenge for being absolutely robbed of his victory from this stupid crab.
8:57 "Where's the sunset, Nintendo? You were supposed to put it in a lap ago…"
Uh, Tour died, and it didn't like 8's Lighting system, so it went to go find the next Mario Kart game.
@@alexworld8255 *"…Call them."*
1:27:07 the pure malice behind his voice is absolutely insane, i love it
Schaffrillas Productions out of context
Ikr? He is the definition of pure, unfiltered rage 💀✋️ interesting timestamp; 127...... 127....... Wait, 127....... OH MY GOD NO- PUKA PUKA PAW PAW
"THIS ____ BELONGS IN G TIER!!!!"
@@claytonthetruccus2904*"CONGRATULATIONS TOAD'S TURNPIKE"*
I just want to give a MASSIVE commendation to Schaff and his team. I know that this year has been really hard for a lot of you, but I had never seen a year where your stuff had been so consistently great. You’ve brought so much joy to us all.
I hope from now on things only get better for all of you.
Now have a very Merry Christmas, you all deserve it.🎄
Merry Christmas to you too!
Merry Xmas for y'all!
hoping next year can be just as great for games as this one was,
huge respect for schaff for churning out such high quality content every couple of months 💙
I read condemnation 💀
Schaff has a team?!???!??!!
@@guusthomassen9945sex protection 💀
Schaff’s unbridled rage towards the Wii U Battle Mode is both hilarious and really shocking, I’ve never seen him THIS mad before, like damn man 😭
You clearly didn't watch the Sony ranking
Or the Dear Evan Hanson Movie review or the Mulan 2020 review 😭
No but seriously check those out if you want more angry Schaff.
oh my god, I forgot about those 😭
Honestly, his broken delivery when saying the number eight spot just says it all
He was genuinely more mad when he talked about Surfs Up 2 Wave Mania in the Sony video and almost as mad when he talked about *HOP* in Illumination ranking, but yeah.
2:40:30 this is my favorite part of the video, just seeing schaff ramble on about random things makes me want to watch this channel more, please do more like this
Edit: wth why did this get so many likes bro my comments get like, 4 likes
Same! It was so wholesome and just gave me a massive smile while listening
I was hoping he would give an update on the Clone Wars season 3 video, but it is obvious why it takes so long. I just found it really sad that a year ago they said it got pushed back to early 2023. It would be understandable for him not finishing it ever, but I think he should give an update about it, or say that it wouldn't be finished for obvious reasons
I love the little detail that the opening number thing for Piranha Plant Slide in the MK7 ranking is, "Slide to the left," and the opening for it here is, "Slide to the right!"
Delightful!
schaff putting out TWO feature-length videos (that also happen to be some of his best to date) in the span of a month is actually insane
shout out to the editors and those that helped out with the scripts as well, these have been incredibly enjoyable and entertaining on all fronts.
Aside from his slander of the Lost World (and the other JP sequels) in the Spielberg ranking, I agree
@@mimikyutubesaltaccount4875Lost World is ass
It's Christmas
My main takeaway is that he doesn't know the moving walkway things exist in virtually every airport in the world. But seriously, this was a great video. Really felt like the culmination of this ongoing series, and the cameos certainly added to that special feeling. Good luck going into the new year!
I completely agree, this was the perfect send off to this channel’s 2023
Yeah, Sydney airport has a couple.
Yeah I was so confused about that. Every airport I've been in has had those. Are they less common in America or something?
@@Zekiraeth Not all of the ones in the US have them. Only the major ones from what little I've seen
@@dinotaco4651 Interesting. I've mostly traveled in Europe, where they seem to be pretty universal.
Although now that I think about it, I've rarely had to go through any minor airports, since I only fly when the distance is too far for other transport options within a reasonable time. Perhaps going through smaller airports is more common in America, due to the distance between the east and west coasts and relative emptiness in the middle, combined with the lack of non-car transport options. Anyway, there's a lot of possible factors influencing this, but I'll stop rambling.
The main thing is that it's pretty funny that Schaff thought Airport Boost Pads were unique to Chicago when they exist all over the world.
59:42 Wow I can't believe you were able to talk about Yoshi valley for nearly 2 hours, according to the chapter titles! (For real though what an excellent video, thank you for the laughs and the interesting opinions! 💖)
honestly the biggest surprise for me was number 2.
The fact you liked it THIS MUCH is honestly something i did not expect.
WONDERFUL video my man.
This is the same guy who thinks the second HTTYD movie is the weakest of the franchise and that Encanto is one of the best movies (don’t get me wrong, I like Encanto. I thought it was a good movie. But is it worth it being in the top ten?)
Honestly, the best part of this video is absolutely the ending. Hearing Schaff talk about how excited he is to be able to talk about the things he loves instead of being held back to only being known as a movie reviewer really put a smile on my face. You can hear how happy and free he sounds knowing what the future holds for all of his channels. I actually felt emotional knowing how long I spent here and seeing him feel happy doing what he loves instead of feeling required to do something out of meeting the expectations of others.
Honestly, most of the people I watch on youtube could get away with a change in topic.
I watched OSP red (normally the ace queen of myhology) talk about solar eclipses.
I watched Sovietwomble (self-proclaimed knobjockey/video game youtuber have a long-ass meltdown over The Forest)
I've watched Hbomberguy (long-format video essayist/debunker of conservative conspiracy theories) talk at length about the Roblox Oof-sound, and the guy who claims to have made it (his mom is very proud).
These people, just like Shaff, have obvious types of video subjects, but sometimes it's particuluarly fun to see them try new things, kinda like a holodeck or crossover episode.
@@alecchristiaen4856 I sometimes even prefer when that happens. It's something new and it's awesome to see the opinions of those people when normally their usual type of content makes that more difficult
same, glad hes doing well
The sheer rage in Schaff's voice when talking about Toad's Turnpike battle mode had me wheezing from laughter. Oscar worthy performance.
1:26:15 - 1:27:15 Is the Timestamp for those who want to see it.
I feel like that’s how he would talk about Artemis Fowl, without the intentional exaggeration and weird sarcasm, and being the only movie that he would give an 0/10. (Something I’m pretty sure I’ve said almost exactly like this statement before.)
@@user-tw3rh9po4thonestly, I don’t think Artemis Fowl was THAT bad, 0/10 is not really true
But it’s not great either, I literally remember barely anything with it and it left me feeling absolutely nothing so its definitely “bad” lmao
Man that’s seriously giving his dear Evan Hansen review and 3rd imprisoned section of the skyward sword video a run for their money
I dont think he was acting💀💀💀
Base Game:
18:58 Dry Dry Desert
21:30 Mario Circuit (GBA)
22:26 Toad’s Turnpike
23:47 Bone-Dry Dunes
25:01 Water Park
26:11 Donut Plains 3
26:46 Twisted Mansion
30:42 Sweet Sweet Canyon
33:20 Rainbow Road (Wii U)
51:14 Dolphin Shoals
53:08 Mario Kart Stadium
59:41 Yoshi Valley
1:03:59 Mario Circuit (Wii U)
1:08:15 Cheep Cheep Beach
1:08:41 Thwomp Ruins
1:13:33 Bowser's Castle (Wii U)
1:28:22 Sunshine Airport
1:30:31 Royal Raceway
1:32:07 Sherbet Land
1:33:59 Moo Moo Meadows
1:39:52 Wario Stadium
1:43:15 Toad Harbor
1:45:33 Grumble Volcano
1:48:39 Shy Guy Falls
1:52:17 Piranha Plant Slide
1:53:15 Rainbow Road (N64)
1:59:46 DK Jungle
2:02:23 Cloudtop Cruise
2:16:49 Mount Wario
2:21:32 Tick-Tock Clock
2:22:23 Electrodrome
2:23:35 Music Park
DLC:
30:10 Dragon Driftway
32:03 Cheese Land
49:52 Neo Bowser City
57:09 Ice Ice Outpost
1:04:44 Yoshi Circuit
1:09:29 Hyrule Circuit
1:12:20 Wild Woods
1:15:19 Rainbow Road (SNES)
1:15:59 Excitebike Arena
1:35:40 Animal Crossing
1:41:27 Baby Park
1:46:41 Wario's Gold Mine
1:50:45 Super Bell Subway
1:54:40 Ribbon Road
2:07:22 Mute City
2:31:45 Big Blue
19:35 I mean, Dry Dry desert was a location in Paper Mario, and it had an oasis there, that was kind of an important location in it in fact.
This video was absolutely fantastic! Thank you so much for having me on, it was a ton of fun!
Thanks for injecting Cool Bowser into a Schaff video.
You are the best, dude!
@@user-zw3on4bx2tThat will be in history books!
You added coolbowser to the video thats awesome
Cool bowser is the best meme on the internet thank you for blessing me with it again
I literally never knew Excitebike arena was randomized every race wtf
how is this the first time I hear akfamilyhome's voice
Are you serious rn bro
That's cause it's not randomized when played online or on time trials. Just in offline races.
@@neckapples3526 I do offline races and it feels the same to me
@@neckapples3526even then I feel like the randomizations doesn't feel random enough
Love how the CZcamsr cameos use their own editing style instead of just a voiceover
“The west coast of the country might as well be a different continent from the east coast”
As someone from the midwest, I couldn’t agree more. Especially in large part to the whopping three hour time difference.
Well that eliminates your location to three places. OH, IN, or MI?
@@alanaolmes4480 try and guess which of the three I am from.
Schaff just established a G tier. This is lore now. This is a canon event
I second the motion!
There would've been a G tier earlier if he brought up mission mode in DS.
Not that Mission mode was bad; it was very fun, but holy shit there were a couple of nuclear shells in there.
Yet no "E-tier" which would've been way logical
@@romanpattysstuffbut that would imply its better than f
Shrek the Third is G tier
0:00 Intro
*D TIER*
6:46 Sunset Wilds
_11:28__ GetMadz on Sunset Wilds!_
12:15 Toad Circuit
14:25 Tokyo Blur
15:48 Mario Circuit 3 (SNES)
_18:05__ Scott The Woz on Mario Circuit 3!_
18:58 Dry Dry Desert
*C- TIER*
20:18 London Loop
21:30 Mario Circuit (GBA)
22:26 Toad’s Turnpike
23:47 Bone-Dry Dunes
25:01 Water Park
26:11 Donut Plains 3
26:46 Twisted Mansion
*C TIER*
27:42 Los Angeles Laps
*C+ TIER*
28:39 Berlin Byways
30:10 Dragon Driftway
30:42 Sweet Sweet Canyon
32:03 Cheese Land
33:20 Rainbow Road (Wii U)
_34:34__ Olivia Mendel on Rainbow Road MK8!_
35:46 Sky Garden
*B- TIER*
38:16 Rock Rock Mountain
39:18 Sky-High Sundae
40:42 Vancouver Velocity
41:37 Mario Circuit (DS)
_42:44__ Albert Boris on DS Mario Circuit!_
43:25 Boo Lake
44:02 Daisy Circuit
46:38 Merry Mountain
_48:04__ Arlo on Merry Mountain!_
48:49 Rosalina's Ice World
49:52 Neo Bowser City
_50:33__ GWallPro on Neo Bowser City!_
51:14 Dolphin Shoals
52:16 Paris Promenade
53:08 Mario Kart Stadium
_53:33__ Ranking Every Game's Starter Course!_
55:16 New York Minute
_56:16__ Goop Videos on New York Minute!_
*B TIER*
57:09 Ice Ice Outpost
59:41 Yoshi Valley
1:01:08 Rome Avanti
1:02:12 Koopa Cape
1:03:31 Riverside Park
1:03:59 Mario Circuit (Wii U)
1:04:44 Yoshi Circuit
_1:06:00__ Captain Astronaut on Yoshi Circuit!_
1:06:50 Amsterdam Drift
1:07:34 Piranha Plant Cove
1:08:15 Cheep Cheep Beach
1:08:41 Thwomp Ruins
1:09:29 Hyrule Circuit
_1:11:35__ Swiftjar on Hyrule Circuit!_
1:12:20 Wild Woods
_1:12:54__ SilokHawk on Wild Woods!_
1:13:33 Bowser's Castle (Wii U)
_1:14:29__ YINSED on MK8 Bowser's Castle!_
*B+ TIER*
1:15:19 Rainbow Road (SNES)
1:15:59 Excitebike Arena
_1:16:41__ Macro on Excitebike Arena!_
*BATTLE MODE*
1:17:17 Ranking Each Battle Mode!
1:18:37 Ranking Each Battle Track!
1:22:17 Battle Mode on Wii U
1:23:28 Ranking Each Wii U Battle Course
1:27:16 Squarespace
*BACK TO REGULAR TRACKS*
1:28:22 Sunshine Airport
1:29:45 Bangkok Rush
1:30:31 Royal Raceway
1:31:13 Madrid Drive
1:32:07 Sherbet Land
1:33:59 Moo Moo Meadows
_1:35:12__ Shyntos on Moo Moo Meadows!_
1:35:40 Animal Crossing
_1:37:21__ MissFushi on Animal Crossing!_
1:37:55 Choco Mountain
1:38:54 Shroom Ridge
*A- TIER*
1:39:52 Wario Stadium
1:40:40 Sydney Sprint
1:41:27 Baby Park
_1:42:24__ PeanutButterGamer on Baby Park!_
1:43:15 Toad Harbor
1:43:45 Athens Dash
_1:44:46__ Schaff's Grandma on Athens Dash!_
1:45:33 Grumble Volcano
1:46:41 Wario's Gold Mine
*A TIER*
1:47:55 Daisy Cruiser
1:48:39 Shy Guy Falls
_1:49:06__ AKfamilyhome on Shy Guy Falls!_
1:49:46 DK Summit
1:50:45 Super Bell Subway
1:52:17 Piranha Plant Slide
1:53:15 Rainbow Road (N64)
1:54:40 Ribbon Road
1:55:33 Coconut Mall
1:57:52 Mushroom Gorge
1:58:41 DK Mountain
1:59:46 DK Jungle
_2:00:21__ Sir Musty on DK Jungle!_
2:01:04 Bowser Castle 3 (SNES)
2:02:23 Cloudtop Cruise
_2:03:32__ Jon Cartwright on Cloudtop Cruise!_
2:04:05 Snow Land
*A+ TIER*
2:05:40 Kalimari Desert
2:07:22 Mute City
2:08:06 Peach Gardens
2:09:38 Singapore Speedway
_2:11:00__ AntDude on Singapore Speedway!_
2:11:53 Moonview Highway
2:14:04 Yoshi's Island
_2:16:08__ MasaeAnela on Yoshi's Island!_
2:16:49 Mount Wario
_2:18:48__ Odyssey Central on Mount Wario!_
*S TIER*
2:19:33 Waluigi Stadium
2:21:32 Tick-Tock Clock
2:22:23 Electrodrome
2:23:35 Music Park
_2:24:10__ TetraBitGaming on Music Park!_
2:24:53 Maple Treeway
_2:25:46__ Shesez on Maple Treeway!_
2:26:29 Waluigi Pinball
_2:27:58__ BusterCorp on Waluigi Pinball!_
2:28:25 Squeaky Clean Sprint
_2:31:02__ Nathaniel Bandy on Squeaky Clean Sprint!_
2:31:45 Big Blue
_2:32:54__ Uncultured Swine on Big Blue!_
2:33:49 Rainbow Road (Wii)
2:36:06 Ninja Hideaway
2:38:34 Rainbow Road (3DS)
2:40:28 Outro
Let me know if I need to correct anything!
This comment probably won't get a lot of likes because I'm making it a few hours after the video came out. I don’t like begging for likes, but likes mean that more people can see this comment, so please like if you think it deserves it! Have a wonderful day!
Big blue deserves 1st place cause one thing...speed.
**In Shao Kahn voice** *Excellent.*
*A Schafrillas heart?* it must be a blue moon!
not when Mkwii Rainbow road exists @@Hydrablahblahblah
Did I ask you!
1:57:00
Honestly this is how i see coconut malls development
WII: When you first see a mall being busy and remember remember it
7/DS: A run down mall trying to stay up
8 Deluxe: The Mall Finally getting an upgrade
Before New Horizons came out, I thought the Animal Crossing course was HEAVEN to race through. The changing of seasons, beach segment, buildings, and the variety of animals cheering me on made me feel like I was welcome home in this village, despite not playing New Leaf yet. And i'm on MissFushi's side on the idea of stepping out of my kart/bike and exploring this town. It's that beautiful.
Finally finished the video, and I’m glad you didn’t put Excite Bike dead last
It should definitely be higher though
@@MrloopholeI feel like people would like it slightly more with better airborne physics. Also it's definitely way more fun in 200cc
If it were my list I would've put it on 2nd to last.
@@prestonandtom9337yeh me too
@@Goomba456 I really like playing on 200cc, the high speed is incredible, don't you think? :D
I like to imagine Schaff is now the real tamatoa and just forces Moana to listen to his niche interests when she falls into his monster cave. I'm always amazed at how many expressions he manages to get out of a single character from Moana.
I love imagining Tamatoa just screaming at Moana as he talks about the original battle courses
@@wilben8570tamatoa is like schaff's morshu
dude I literally had the exact same thought while watching this video, thank you for making me not feel crazy for thinking this
NGL,
I associate Tamatoa more with Schaf than Moanna or Tammattoa nowdays.
Moana didn't resonate with me like it did some others.
1:44:50 grandma coming on to rate athens dash was so wholesome
I just now realized that all four tracks from Mario Kart Wii’s star cup were brought back as retro courses in this game.
FINALLY SOMEONE UNDERSTANDS ICE ICE OUTPOST
THE SYNTHS, THE STRINGS, ITS SO INTENSE AND CHILL AT THE SAME TIME I LOVE IT
Someone in a comment section for the song said it kinda sounds like a battle theme and I could almost feel it be true if it were a little longer but it made start to hear what made this music track so lovely.
yeah I never really listened to it but wtf it sounds like a Xenoblade battle theme
It reminds me of windmill isle from sonic thanks to the godlike violin melody
Yesir.
YES FINALLY SOMONE UNDERSTANDS THAT THE MUSIC OF ICE ICE OUTPOST IS THE SECONDCOMMING OF CHRIST
I love how Odyssey Central still managed to fit a cool bowser joke in his less than a minute of time
It is inevitable. The only thing left was the dry bones staring into your soul
As soon as I saw the roulette I was awaiting the inevitable Cool Bowser
Timestamp? I really wanna see what he did this time
@@iluvchess147362:18:56
@@iluvchess147362:19:01
Love how Choco Mountain, Shroom Ridge, and Wario Stadium were ranked in the same order as they were in his DS ranking
Fun fact: Choco Mountain has been ranked 2 spots away from A tier every time it's been in one of these ranking videos
Is this his Canon event?
20:06
…I like Dry, Dry Desert…
though to be fair, I don’t really like the Mario Kart 8 version either, alot of the charm from the Double Dash version is gone, so I absolutely agree with most of what you said.
If you ever want to play this course, just play it on Double Dash, it’s much more charming
I mean, it is a tier down from DD, if you are wondering. Unfortunately, I probably would still hate it, even if it is better in DD. I would rather play Dry Dry Ruins in Wii.
@@shadowmamba95 understandable, and I respect that, Dry Dry Ruins is pretty fun
Seeing Scott without the blue border is terrifying
Super cursed
Borderline forever
At least it's not on crash's pants.
OH GOD IT’S LOOSE
Didn't notice that
Oh nice it's out! I'll check this later today :)
It’s truly epic
Are you Nathaniel b?
Before anyone else says it, I just wanna say...hey ain't you Nathaniel B!?
Something Something Nathaniel B
just checking the comments and then... hold up! ain't you nathaniel B?
My favourite track will probably forever be mushroom gorge. Absolutely crushed that map back in the Wii days, i really enjoy the bouncy mushrooms throughout, and it has a couple good shortcuts. Simple, sweet, and super nostalgic.
Cool thing about Mushroom Gorge & Dk summit is that gap cuts that were possible in the wii version are still possible in mk8dx
Rainbow Road as well
Thanks for having me on! Until Bob-ombs get a dedicated course in Mario Kart, Shy Guy Falls is still pretty top-tier
You're awesome! Have a wonderfull Christmas.
Bob-omb Battlefield course for Mario Kart 10
That would be prime material to bring King Bob-Omb into the mainstream!
We need more of Schaff's Grandma, she's so wholesome
And more Odyssey Central in these videos
Oh and Odyssey didn’t forget Cool Bowser
If Schaff is Greek it would be Yiya
“I hate my grandma!”
I ATE MY GRANDMA!!!
If Koopa Cape were a return to the Wii version that turned the pipe into an anti-grav tube where you could drive around it in 360 degrees, that wouldve been peak
God that wouldve been amazing
Omg and the lasers would still be relevant obstacles no matter which part of the tunnel you're on......god ur mind
1:27:09 bro made a whole new tier💀💀💀
1:27:07 “THIS SHIT BELONGS IN *G TIERRR* CONGRATULATIONS TOADS TURNPIKE” made me laugh for reals. Slay
01:26:21 Bigger 8 with HUGE CARS😂😂😂🤣🤣🤣
1:26:43 SOME DUMBASS MOO MOO MEADOWS TRUCK IS IN YOUR GODDAMN WAY
🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
1:26:10 I just...
*_I DON'T U N D E R S T A N D_* XDD
Also it’s Toad’s Turdpike
Toad’s Turnpike is the racing course
Chill out Schaffrillas 😂😂😂😂
Schaff’s editors have outdone themselves. So many great crab frames
Yup, still can't believe Disney stole the idea.
I’m so glad he ranked Wuhu Town as high as he did. My siblings and I have a tradition of playing as the renegades in Renegade Round Up and basically hiding behind the pillars of the Bell Tower until we were the last ones left. It’s a fun way to see your comrades get rounded up and hence being forced to save them. I highly recommend this.
The sheer ANGER in his voice when ranking the original battle mode for 8 was the most glorious thing I’ve heard all week.
1:44:47
Definitely my favorite part in Schafrillas History. So wholesome to see new members of the Schafrillas family
Yiayias are just superior
The Greeks in the audience all shed a single tear at that one
Except me, I shed two
M Y G R A N D M A
Bu.. but I thought she got eaten
You underestimate the power of the yiayia@@gsjohn25
32:58 kinda ironic considering that before the BCP, this WAS the only track with chain chomps in the game (aside from those weird bouncing ones from N64 Rainbow Road)
Really great video, I learned so many things about these tracks that I never noticed before!
I'm glad to finally hear someone acknowledging the Ice Ice Outpost music. It's such a nice touch to the track!
One aspect of all your ranking videos I always enjoy is the audio you use during the course transitions. It’s like getting to play a little guessing game for which course is associated with which clip before the actual name is revealed, plus some occasional YTP sentence-mixing goodness!
I don’t often see any comments about it, but it really adds an element of fun to the viewing experience. Keep it up Schaff/Schaff’s editing team!
Yeah same,i love the slight YTP aspect to that element of these videos of his, it's so fun and funny most of the time.
Based Waxonator reference
I don`t know why but"i`m in love with the shape of`YOSHI`" is making me giggle every time
Same dude
1:27:00 He sounds so genuinely mad and then he brought out the G tier
Take a shot every time schaff says “in all of Mario kart”
If you're wondering what Schaff's ranking of the 32 base game courses are, here's the answer.
D tier
#32. GCN Dry Dry Desert
C tier
#31. GBA Mario Circuit
#30. N64 Toad's Turnpike
#29. Bone-Dry Dunes
#28. Water Park
#27. SNES Donut Plains 3
#26. Twisted Mansion
#25. Sweet Sweet Canyon
#24. Rainbow Road
B tier
#23. Dolphin Shoals
#22. Mario Kart Stadium
#21. N64 Yoshi Valley
#20. Mario Circuit
#19. DS Cheep Cheep Beach
#18. Thwomp Ruins
#17. Bowser's Castle
#16. Sunshine Airport
#15. N64 Royal Raceway
#14. GCN Sherbet Land
#13. Wii Moo Moo Meadows
A tier
#12. DS Wario Stadium
#11. Toad Harbor
#10. Wii Grumble Volcano
#9. Shy Guy Falls
#8. 3DS Piranha Plant Slide
#7. N64 Rainbow Road
#6. 3DS DK Jungle
#5. Cloudtop Cruise
#4. Mount Wario
S tier
#3. DS Tick Tock Clock
#2. Electrodrome
#1. 3DS Music Park
An interesting part of this is that he doesn't particularly rate 8's base game Nitro section that highly - on average it's lower than 7's Nitro selection, a game with a supposedly fairly weak set of Nitro courses.
In terms of his rankings of Nitro (or, well, just the whole roster in the games that don't have Retro selections) selections generally, Wii runs away with the gold medal, then DS, then 7 and Double Dash's courses tie for third, then 8 in fifth. Then Super Circuit, 64 and Super Mario Kart rounding things out.
My Fav Part: 1:44:56
Schaff: Grandma, does this look like Grece?
* 10 Seconds of Silence *
Schaff's Grandma: No.
LMFAOOOOO
That last part when Schaff talks about his plans and passion for next year, it made me tear up a bit. Thank you for everything, man!
1:04:46 It’s just so satisfying to drive. I think it’s the way the turns are set up
I'm In Love With The Shape Of Yoshi🗿
2:32:44 Can we take a moment to apprecaite how much of a clutch this win was? Poor Jonathan got robbed att he last possible moment.
Diddy Kong making DIRECT EYE CONTACT with him as he wins makes it colder. Like, damn Diddy, he’s already dead, let him rest!
I’m an ice ice outpost song enthusiast. When the violinist hits those high notes… just perfection
I didn’t even know ice ice outpost had music
The best song in the series is 3ds rainbow road and others from this game are coconut mall, dolphin shoals, maple treeway, Waluigi pinball. While ice ice outpost is definitely great, I’d say it’s like a tier 2 under those ones and probably more that I’m forgetting
I'm a Mount Wario kinda guy.
Its immaculate; it is the only music in existance that has ever made me *LAUGH.*
The music made me *LAUGH.*
That's how powerful it is.
Did you catch cool Bowser at 2:19:04 ?
I absolutely hated this song for the longest time, but I'm finally warming up to it
Dragon Driftway
Yoshi Circuit
Hyrule Circuit
Mount Wario (Should be Top 10 on everyone list)
Were the only maps my jaw dropped and thought they were disrespected but I do appreciate the difference of opinion and seeing other peoples perspectives! I also enjoyed the work you put into this video and appreciate that you included other CZcamsrs opinions. Great video👍🏻
I don’t know why, but I love it when people have different opinions, yet are respectful and not toxic fanboys
That's odd... I agree with both placements tbh. The ones in the video I thought were justified, even though yeah those tracks to me belong in top 10 anyways.
I’ve been watching you since 2019, you probably won’t see this but you have been such a huge comfort watch for me and I wanted to say thank you for all of the content you’ve brought to CZcams. Godspeed fren
It's time. After an entire year, we've finally reached the finale, and what better way to end it than with a nearly 3 hour ranking with dozens of cameos from other great content creators, of one of the best and definitely biggest game in the series. A few of these numerous courses are among the best in all of Mario Kart. Thank you for this amazing gift, Schaffrillas. Merry Christmas and happy New Year.
Agreed
@@watershipup7101Disagreed
I’m sick of seeing you everywhere. Cringe.
I was actually very shcoked when GetMadz and Tetra came on. I love Tetra's videos so seeing him was a treat.
Yesir.
Saying "Back to reality" in reference to a section where gravity changes was a work of genius, Bravo Vince!
Disappointed he didn’t insert Eminem into that segment.
Would’ve made more sense if he said “grounding ourselves again” or something like that
@@Nic_2751 I'm pretty sure it's an Eminem reference because the full lyrics continues with "oh, there goes gravity" lol
@@dx.feelgood5825 AH, thank you for the expansion
Mom’s spaghetti
1:17:01 Finally someone who understands how absolute *peak* Excitebike is!!
Also putting Lunar Colony below Battle Stadium is a damn hate crime.
Least I ain't on that hill alone
Just now finding out about the secret shortcut in the #2 course, even after all the times I've raced on it. It's always fun to find out something new about a game you've put a countless amount of hours into. Fantastic video, dude!
After a year, we’ve reached the end of this awesome series. Let’s end it off with a bang!
we have waited a whole year for this video, christmas has come 2 days early
Oh God it's been a year
blue tick ass comment
@@BurntWaffles27 yes I agree
ok but the part where he featured his grandma was wholesome as HECK
2:16:50 MARIO & SONIC AT THE LYMPIC WINTER GAMES 🗣️🗣️🗣️🔥🔥🔥
I actively cheered when he said “but what does Scott think”
AAAH I'm so stoked to have participated in this mammoth of a video!! Thank you again for tapping me for this, it's so cool to weigh in on the Yoshi's Island track, especially since it's easily one of my favorites!!
Seeing you pop up was a very pleasant surprise!
I love that odyssey central’s section is edited to be exactly like his videos, with the explosion and cool bowser. Genuinely phenomenal.
Yeah, all youtubers mentioned here are edited exactly like their videos.
I legit thought that they WERE edited by the creators, they were that accurate. Odyssey’s hit the nail right on the head.
It’s to the point where I fully expected a crusty .jpeg of Frederick Fazbear to pop in.
@@Glory2Snowstar they were all edited by the creator or their editors.
Yes, mom. I did just watch a 3 hour video about my favorite video game instead of just playing it.
Would’ve loved to see RyderKartDX, Shy Guy Kart, Kart Life, and Mankalor on here too but besides that, it’s been an incredible journey seeing this entire series now in its fullest. Loved seeing so many content creators here that we’ve seen for years or up and coming ones that became popular over time over the course of the Booster Course Pass speculation!
Truly feels like a finale lol
Edit: Oh and what does Schaffrillas think about Piranha Plant Pipeline since it’s the only mainline track you haven’t played?
0:01 INTRO
6:46 Sunset Wilds
12:16 Toad Circuit
14:26 Tokyo Blur
15:49 Mario Circuit 3
18:58 Dry Dry Desert
20:19 London Loop
21:30 Mario Circuit (GBA)
22:27 Toad's Turnpike
23:47 Bone Dry Dunes
25:02 Water Park
26:11 Donut Plains 3
26:47 Twisted Mansion
27:42 Los Angeles Laps
28:41 Berlin Byways
30:11 Dragon Driftway
30:43 Sweet Sweet Canyon
32:03 Cheese Land
33:21 Rainbow Road (MK8)
35:47 Sky Garden (a.k.a cloudtop cruise jr)
38:17 Rock Rock Mountain
39:18 Sky-High Sundae
40:43 Vancouver Velocity
41:38 Mario Circuit (DS)
43:26 Boo Lake
44:03 Daisy Circuit
46:40 Merry Mountain
48:50 Rosalina's Ice World
49:53 Neo Bowser City
51:15 Dolphin Shoals
52:17 Paris Promenade
53:09 Mario Kart Stadium
55:17 New York Minute
57:10 Ice Ice Outpost
59:41 Yoshi Valley
1:01:09 Rome Avanti
1:02:13 Koopa Cape
1:03:31 Riverside Park
1:03:59 Mario Circuit (MK8)
1:04:44 Yoshi Circuit
1:06:50 Amsterdam Drift
1:07:35 Piranha Plant Cove
1:08:16 Cheep Cheep Beach
1:08:42 Thwomp Ruins
1:09:29 Hyrule Circuit
1:12:21 Wild Woods
1:13:31 Bowser's Castle
1:15:19 Rainbow Road (SNES)
1:16:01 Excitebike Arena
1:17:18 BATTLE MODE
1:27:20 SQUARESPACE
1:28:22 Sunshine Airport
1:29:46 Bangkok Rush
1:30:31 Royal Raceway
1:31:14 Madrid Drive
1:32:07 Sherbet Land
1:33:59 Moo Moo Meadows
1:35:41 Animal Crossing
1:37:56 Choco Mountain
1:38:55 Shroom Ridge
1:39:53 Wario Stadium
1:40:41 Sydney Sprint
1:41:27 Baby Park
1:43:17 Toad Harbor
1:43:45 Athens Dash
1:45:34 Grumble Volcano
1:46:41 Wario's Gold Mine
1:47:56 Daisy Cruiser
1:48:40 Shy Guy Falls
1:49:47 DK Summit
1:50:46 Super Bell Subway
1:52:18 Piranha Plant Slide
1:53:16 Rainbow Road (N64)
1:54:41 Ribbon Road
1:55:34 Coconut Mall
1:57:53 Mushroom Gorge
1:58:41 DK Mountain
1:59:47 DK Jungle
2:01:05 Bowser Castle 3
2:02:24 Cloudtop Cruise
2:04:05 Snow Land
2:05:40 Kalimari Desert
2:07:23 Mute City
2:08:07 Peach Gardens
2:09:38 Singapore Speedway
2:11:54 Moonview Highway
2:14:04 Yoshi's Island
2:16:49 Mount Wario
2:19:34 Waluigi Stadium
2:21:32 Tick-Tock Clock
2:22:23 Electrodrome
2:23:37 Music Park
2:24:54 Maple Treeway
2:26:31 Waluigi Pinball
2:28:26 Squeaky Clean Sprint (a.k.a accelarating toilet)
2:31:44 Big Blue
2:33:51 Rainbow Road (Wii)
2:36:07 Ninja Hideaway
2:38:56 Rainbow Road (3DS)
2:40:28 OUTRO
You spelled Squeaky wrong
And its accelerated not accelerating
@@SwitchAnimationsGacha okkkk
35:47 is Cloudtop Cruise Jr, not Sky Garden
@@thedreadpirateblacktooth5551thanks
1:27:07 Nah, man. You got it all wrong. Toad's Turnpike doesn't belong in F-Tier, or G-Tier, or even Z-TIER. It deserves banishment to the Shadow Realm where it truly belongs.
Just like regular toads turdpike
@@hiilikepizza3197I mean, if you mean the 64 version, alongside this battle version, you’d be correct. That original was just as shit as the battle course
@@egbertmilton4003 at least Figure-8 Circuit never killed my grandma
Hey all, Z-TIER.
This course doesn’t scrape the bottom of the barrel. It isn’t the bottom of the barrel. It isn’t below the bottom of the barrel. In fact, it doesn’t even deserve to be mentioned in the same sentence with barrels.
16 minutes into the video and I've agreed with only two of Schaff's takes.
Which of those did you agree with?
Toad's Turnpike on battle mode is literally playing in traffic.
37:09 FUN FACT:
In Spain, Cloud-Top Cruise is called "Cyan Road" and Sky garden is called "Cyan Garden"
I don’t get it
Mostly because the tracks are not cyan-colored
another fun fact, in Japan Cloudtop Cruise and Sky Garden have the same name, that being Sky Garden
It also could be translated to Celestial Road/Celestial Garden, but yeah, "celeste" is also the cyan color
@@zyanelpan5893 I'm spanish, and not really. Celeste is just a shade of blue. Celestial in spanish is celestial
@@axolotlstudios7918
I'm hispanic too. There is a lot of people that call the cyan color just "celeste", but it's more used to the color of the sky, so yeah
DK jungle has a special place in my heart simply because the first time i played it with my best friend he screamed “that’s one big banana!!” with 0 irony and we quote that 24/7
DK Jungle is a Top 10 for me
You know what would have been cool? If in sunshine airport, they did a section of the track where you go inside of the luggage conveyor belts kind of like what happens in Toy Story 2? But Marioified so it's really weird and wacky and fun.
2:32:41 The luck of a Mario Kart player
God to hear shaff being so happy and satisfied after such a hard year for him, after seeing all the people doing cameos in this video and seeing his recent Scott the Woz Collab, I'm so happy that he managed to end off such a hard year in such a beautiful giant note, absolute godspeed to you schaff, we love you 💖
god to hear 😇
1:32:07
My favorite part of this video is the Sherbet Land entry, hands-down. It's not even one of my personal favorites, but there's something so wholesome about seeing a full-on redemption arc for a course unfold in real time, traveling through the track and seeing everything the remaster massively improved on.
Yeah, it’s one of the best segments in this goldmine of a video.
One of my favorite parts was the Ninja Hideaway segment. I was genuinely kinda shocked to see it rank SECOND. I remember playing it when it first came out on tour and thinking, “This is pretty difficult.” ON THE MOBILE GAME. Imagine what they could’ve done if it was in 8 Deluxe. Oh wait, it is and it’s PHENOMENAL. Easily one of the best tracks from the BCP.
Yeah, it was really wholesome hearing Schaff slowly warm up to Sherbet Land
Sherbet land do what Dry-Dry Desserdont.
As someone who thinks its the best course in the game, how do you think *I* feel about this amazing segment? I also hated it in DD and oh my god this track is simply masterful in this game, at least for me.
"Pretty long intro" Sir, there is are 2 hours and 41 minutes left.
Happy new year schaff and everyone who worked so hard on such a great video! Maybe if you want to keep up the mario kart content, you could stream playing the game with friends/fans? Can't wait to see what comes next 🎉
I still haven’t given up on Schaff ranking all the wheels in the Mariokart series.
It would surley be the greatest video every conceived by humanity
I misread that as hot wheels
Oh my gosh! The way that Schaff demonstrates Sweet Sweet Canyon’s lack of memorability by testing us left my jaw touching the floor. This video really lived up to the hype and I love how innovative it is for a ranking video. Instead of telling us that its bad (or good) he shows us why its bad (or good). I LOVE this.
1:02:57 Right here I realized, the Mario Kart 8 Koopa Cape could have been pretty cool of they kept the closed tube, but added anti-gravity, so you could go all around the insides of the tube.
I feel like I have seen the odd video here and there but the effort put into this mammoth of a ranking is what made me subsribe, looking forward to seeing more from you in the new year
Now this is one hell of a Christmas gift, Merry Christmas Shaff. 🎄
I literally couldn’t have asked for more
That’s what I was thinking lol
Fr. I’ve really been waitin’ for this one
Facts my thoughts exactly
That little segment between Schaff and his grandma was freaking adorable
i thought he ate his grandma
Granny Schaff’s cameo was the sweetest thing ever
Another thing I really adore about the F-Zero tracks is the more jazzy music they give to the old songs, they sound so good
Thanks for having me on Schaff!! I hope I can persuade as many people as possible that Neo Bowser City is a top tier tack! 🔥 Merry Christmas all and I look forward to watching this video all the way through!!
Great to see you on this!
i personally think neo bowser city is S tier because of the turns being hard as hell
Neo Bowser City is one of my favorite courses in the game. Thanks for giving it the respect it deserves.
I love this course, always have, idk why people shit on it
It's great
Unfortunately I play wario so I hate it.
Thanks so much for the opportunity. It was a pleasure! 🥰
For those of you Booster Course deniers, here's the ranking for all the courses from the original Mario Kart 8
48. Dry Dry Desert
47. Mario Circuit (GBA)
46. Toad's Turnpike
45. Bone Dry Dunes
44. Water Park
43. Donut Plains 3
42. Twisted Mansion
41. Dragon Driftway
40. Sweet Sweet Canyon
39. Cheese Land
38. Rainbow Road (Wii U)
37. Neo Bowser City
36. Dolphin Shoals
35. Mario Kart Stadium
34. Ice Ice Outpost
33. Yoshi Valley
32. Mario Circuit (Wii U)
31. Yoshi Circuit
30. Cheep Cheep Beach
29. Thwomp Ruins
28. Hyrule Circuit
27. Wild Woods
26. Bowser's Castle
25. Rainbow Road (SNES)
24. Excitebike Arena
23. Sunshine Airport
22. Royal Raceway
21. Sherbet Land
20. Moo Moo Meadows
19. Animal Crossing
18. Wario Stadium
17. Baby Park
16. Toad Harbor
15. Grumble Volcano
14. Wario's Gold Mine
13. Shy Guy Falls
12. Super Bell Subway
11. Piranha Plant Slide
10. Rainbow Road (N64)
9. Ribbon Road
8. DK Jungle
7. Cloudtop Cruise
6. Mute City
5. Mount Wario
4. Tick-Tock Clock
3. Electrodrome
2. Music Park
1. Big Blue
And just for the hell of it, here's the base game without the DLC
32. Dry Dry Desert
31. Mario Circuit (GBA)
30. Toad's Turnpike
29. Bone Dry Dunes
28. Water Park
27. Donut Plains 3
26. Twisted Mansion
25. Sweet Sweet Canyon
24. Rainbow Road (Wii U)
23. Dolphin Shoals
22. Mario Kart Stadium
21. Yoshi Valley
20. Mario Circuit (Wii U)
19. Cheep Cheep Beach
18. Thwomp Ruins
17. Bowser's Castle
16. Sunshine Airport
15. Royal Raceway
14. Sherbet Land
13. Moo Moo Meadows
12. Wario Stadium
11. Toad Harbor
10. Grumble Volcano
9. Shy Guy Falls
8. Piranha Plant Slide
7. Rainbow Road (N64)
6. DK Jungle
5. Cloudtop Cruise
4. Mount Wario
3. Tick-Tock Clock
2. Electrodrome
1. Music Park
I've rewatched this video several times at this point and not once have I been fully prepared for the Mount Wario joke
I am likely biased as a German who regularly visits Berlin, but I have so much appreciation for the Mario Kart track portraying not just the German wall, but the fall of the wall by Thwomps throwing themselves down. That is so inspired, and it elevates an otherwise basic track for me.
I am also grateful for the love the Singapore track is getting here, every time I hear the city tours being thrown in together as being bad, I feel the urge to hold an essay about how it's among the best new courses, so thank you for representing that.
In general I agree that the booster course pass gave us some of the best tracks of an already outstanding Mario Kart, making this a sort of Mario Kart Ultimate that future series entries will have a hard time comparing to. It might have some bad tracks especially now, but you just can't compare to this lineup of bangers.
A lineup of bangers is also a great way to describe your video output - I learned a lot about awesome transitions from you. Thank you for your content even in a difficult year, and your plans for the future sound awesome, too. I am so happy to be sticking around! Happy holidays!
Another cool thing about the course is that Nintendo ADDED a shortcut to it in a patch. When it was first added, there was a death plane that you were pretty much set to hit if you ran into the last Whomp on the wall, but they got rid of it, and now it's a mushroom shortcut.