Schaffrillas Productions Angriest Moments
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- Äas pĆidĂĄn 3. 04. 2024
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THIS IS A REUPLOAD - This video just couldn't exist without the mk8 battle course rant...
Schaffrillas' Channel: / @schaffrillasproductions
Clips are obviously not mine and belong to Schaffrillas Productions. The music is not mine and belongs to Nintendo.
IM SO SORRY FOR LEAVING OUT THE TOADS TURNPIKE RANT IN THE ORIGINAL VIDEO I COMPLETELY FORGOT đ
Thanks for Watching! And sorry about my upload schedule... - Kråtké a kreslené filmy
This is a reupload... in case you were wondering....
Schaffrillas' Channel: youtube.com/@SchaffrillasProductions?si=PM3ftuJvtPT4oNbi
For anyone who sees this... what's your favorite movie?
The grinch is memorable for me because of the pistachio ad that said âgreen and salty, just like my nutsâ
I'm kinda torn between Spider-Man 2 and Everything Everywhere All At Once, and/or Guillermo Del Toro's Pinocchio. (Yes, they might be a bit goofy, but they can really get to the feels if you're truly invested.)
Mad max fury road
Pulp fiction, reservoir dogs and whiplash r tied for me for various different reasons
Ready player one
"HOW. DO. YOU. DO. FELLOW. KIDS!?"
Schraffrillas said calmly
15:57
666th like!
As calmly as humanly possible.
BACK. IN. THE. 90S. I. WAS!
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HOW?! đ€Ź *BAM* DO?! đ€Ź *BAM* YOU?! đ€Ź *BAM* DO?! đ€Ź *BAM* FELLOW?! đ€Ź *BAM* KIDS?????!!!!!!! đ€Źđ€Źđ€Źđ€Źđ€Ź đ„đ„đ„đ„đ„đ„đ„đ„
This is my favorite part I was laughing so hard đđđ
â@@kaizill5512 your pfp of the **sunset** is pretty **wild**
He got so mad that he started sounding like Patrick Warburton
I can hear it still
15:57
The absolute agony in "THIS SHIT BELONGS IN G TIER" made me lose it
CONGRATULATIONS TOAD'S TURNPIKE!
22:54
@@freshcupofangstthank you for the timestamp :)
@@helixsol7171 Lol I was just about to comment this
â@@MrOreo390ok...
Dehydration Gun
Dehydration Gun
Dehydration Gun
*DEHYDRATION GUN!*
Dehydration Gun
D e h y d r a t i o n G u n
Iâm not the biggest Schaff fan, but his Megamind 2 rant was awesome.
The dehydration gun is OP
The stupid kid rant is my favorite
It'll go down as his "Bat credit card" moment if I had to guess.
HOW
DO
YOU
DO
FELLOW
KIDS?!
Wait why
14:50 I had no idea he could make his voice sound like this... I'm actually kinda terrified of this voice
That voice is the result of true insanity!đ
He sounds like the Nostalgia Critic in his earlier reviews.
I actually lost my shit because I empathize with that particular feeling of insanity.
I was completely high while watching the review and that spooked me
Guys please stop replying to my comment, I don't even know what I was thinking when writing this, I was sleep deprived while making this, ok?
Original comment:Sounds kinda gay ngl
13:40
Crab Boy unknowingly did a phenomenal transition from Pops to Benson.đ€
He would make a great fan voice for Benson
@@anthonybarber3220and as we can see he has the rage for it too
He really does sound like pops
Both are polar opposites in the spectrum and both are peak characters
I was wondering why that voice was so familiar lmao
Seeing Schaffrillas get angry is like seeing Spongebob get angry.
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Then you don't know James enough.
What's even better is the fact he uses dolphin noices as bleeps for his swearing. A nod to that one spongebob episode.
@@zidan07168And then you realize itâs actually a kookaburra sound, and then it becomes even funnier.
@@user-tw3rh9po4t
Kookaburra?
I like that most of the movies were about sequels
Most Sequels / Prequels / Remakes nowadays are awful and just cheap cash grabs. But that's sadly pretty much all we get now...
I miss when theybused to be like shrek 2
@@wastelandlegocheemnot gonna lie shrek 2 was an exception even back then, and it along with puss in boots 2 are probably gonna stay exceptions
@@declicitous1763 ya i mean sewuals in general have taken a steep decline except last wish and Across
â@@wastelandlegocheem I don't think it's fair to compare other sequels to Across. Because unlike 99.9% of sequels, ATSV was already planned when ITSV came out. The creators had the story they wanted to tell in mind and were waiting to see if the original was a success. Pretty much every other sequel is thought of entirely because of the originals success, not pre-planned
The clip splicing here is so seamless that it just sounds like heâs ranting about one massive nonsensical Frankenstein of a movie
it's like a horrible version of kingdom hearts
So,Kingdom Hearts?
â@@Hababalooo
Thanks, Nomura.
@@thebaseandtriflingcreature174 That's n-nuts
It probably was 12 hours long... IN CINEMAS!
XD
15:57 is my all time favorite Tamatoa Man moment
I lose it every time
â@@Cherrystem2433HOW
DO
YOU
DO
14:50-15:00 The sarcasm in those 10 seconds, combined with the high-pitched voice, killed me the first time I watched the original video (in a good way).
1k likes and no comments? Imma fix that
1k likes and 1 comment? Imma fix that
Why canât people fix this no comments issue by actually replying with something meaningful
â@@creepyone3348funy
22:53
THIS SH#T BELONGS IN G TIER!
*CONGRATULATIONS TOADS TURNPIKE!!*
14:56 if you pause here, they have the same idle. Literally no difference. The quality is making me wanna eat cardboard.
Omg, that is lazy đ
Sonic forces ahh idle đđđ
Roblox type shit right there
Y'know what makes this worse? They're in a still frame.
DreamWorks just shat this out and yeeted it into the forest with Open Season 3.
okay im sorry for the unrelated comment but BANDU PFP âŒïžâŒïž
hearing schaff be so fucking furious at surfs up 2 and then claim that nevermind 2 vs the goon syndicate is worse really speaks volumes
Wow...
He never said it was worse, he just said it was similar to that film. And given the way he said "Nothing in this film will give me nightmares like Vince McMahon drinking milk from a fish's udder", I feel like he still despises Surf's Up 2 more.
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â@@zrexy79s11no he did say it, he said something along the lines of "somehow even surf's up 2 is better than that"
@@sovithesecond3975 He said "It pretty much stands toe to toe with Surf's Up 2 as an insane assassination of everything good about the original." Toe to toe means like around the same.
He sounds like a calm and reasonable fellow.
R2 + L2
Funny thing is, he usually is.
That's why when he gets genuinely upset it is way funnier.
14:23 the voice of a relaxed and collected fellow.
Black Eagles >>>
Is he... A calm and reasonable fellow?
I love Schaff because he doesn't try to be a "grrrr I hate everything" kind of critic but at the same time he doesn't drive purely on nostalgia analysis, he can be very critical of stuff he loves and even tries to say positive things about stuff he hates
He's identical to Nostalgia Critic, except his introspection and derision isn't contrived. He doesn't just senselessly hate things, he doesn't just analyse things.
He has and builds a personal relationship with these films, even the bad ones. He has such creative comparisons and observations.
He doesn't hold the strictest biases or disregard a movie's strengths.. He wants the best of these films. He judges them fairly and passionately.
Quite frankly, he's the Nostalgia Critic, but better. He doesn't just senselessly ridicule or get upset. To the extent that this video of Schaff getting upset is maybe a small fraction of his overall content.
But he literally is an âI hate everythingâ type of criticâŠ
@@jaxsterminator8634 tell me one time he's been unreasonably angry at something
@@guilhermeteodosio40 I can tell you three times.
Ralph Breaks the Internet, Sunset Wilds, and Toadâs Turnpike.
â@@jaxsterminator8634Ralph break's the internet deserve the hate tho.
4:57 that statement aged like fine milk *cough cough Megamind 2*
17:55 Did he just predict âHow Toy Story 4 Destroyed Everythingâ?
Nah nah nah me and James like toy story four
Ok but like, Jessie isn't in the film enough for character assassination
It's ironic because schaffrillas fans don't like gamimgmagic I don't blame them tho.
@@asackboyplush6508But she conquered her fear of claustrophobia and you saying that âsheâs not in the movie that muchâ is EXACTLY the point why her character was assassinated! Sheâs an adventurous cowgirl ready to go on any adventure. Itâs uncharacteristic for Jessie to NOT go out with Buzz especially with their new relationship they made back in Toy Story three!
@@thefirstone4864How do you know that?
Schaff's law:
The angrier he gets, the more Nintendo music appears in the background.
Wow, the Surf's Up 2 bit got him so mad, he forgot Sonic was a Sega property, not a Sony property.
Lol đ
Schaff:says he doesnt care enough
Also Schaff:Yelling over a dehydration gun.
When Schaffrillas felt extremely crabby about his thoughts on Nevermind 2, I felt the exact same way too. Itâs the kind of sequel that has no right to exist in the first place, and the closest sequel to Megamind that we can get is The Button of Doom, despite that one being a short film instead.
haha crabby
Megamind is back.
You're welcome
*i was this close to screaming*
@@bulbasaur-republicNevermind. LOL! I love that so much!
"and you're welcome"
"A N D Y O U ' R E W E L C O M E"
Schaffrillas is such a national treasure. I know its kind of crule but his rage makes me laugh so much
Eh, it's for the COMEDY GOLD đ
14:49 Man got so mad he turned into Sr.Pelo for a few seconds
When he said âI donât have the energy in me to to get madâ in the mega mind rant.
This supports my theory every Animation reviewer has a little MysteriousMrEnter inside of them
Theyâre writing their video script and get to the really stupid part of that movie/show, then a picture of Mr. Enter pops up out of nowhere and starts talking to them like the Green Goblin mask.
his ghost haunts and possesses them every now and then
Including me.....at least I might as have a little bit of him of him, considering how fucking pissed I get at times.
who the fuck is that
it's the secret ingredient
"CONGRATULATIONS TOAD'S TURNPIKE đ€Źđ€Źđ€Źđčđčđčđđđ"
*azula spitting fire just by remembering toads turnpike*
Shaffrillas when he's angry:
*HAHAHAHAHAHAHA!*
Schaffrillas when he's genuinely super angry:
*Hehe hehe hehe hehe...*
I don't get it
@@CharlotteMacrickens
Whenever he's angry you'd simply chuckle at it, but if his anger is through the roof like in his Megamind 2 rant, you'd find yourself laughing nervously.
15:56-16:05đ HOWđDOđYOUđDOđFELLOWđKIDS!đ„
The G tier rant had so much venom loaded behind it
His rant about Megamind 2 is so extremely iconic!
Schaff: WHAT ARE YOU!?!?!?
writers: an idiot sandwich....
Schaf: AN IDIOT SANDWICH WHAT?!?!
Schaffer: AN IDIOT SANDWICH WHAT!?!?!?
âIdiot sandwich WHAT???â
âIdiot sandwich, Schaff.â
@@bumblebee8903 I love that Gordon Ramsy scene
6:28 thatâs not out of character for him(AYO WHY 100 LIKES)
every moment of the dear evan hansen video is fucking golden, the waving through a window icarly flashbang clip kills me every time i see it
14:34
I didnât know Butch Hartman was behind the Megamind sequel.
From the sound of it I feel like Megamind 2 was the closest thing to Schafrillas reaching his breaking point
Schaff has a reputation in my eyes for finding value in movies that people overlook or forget about, and i can respect that. But when his generosity reaches its limit and he breaks down like this, you KNOW the movie is fucked.
The dude deadass turned into Benson when he REALLY fly off the handles
Wonder if he voices Benson from Regular Show?
@@KazukiToons783 I don't think he does
@@John-Stark Oh, Yikes.
@@KazukiToons783he does in my headcanon
@@strudel3200 NGL, the mental image of Benson smacking Mordecai and Rigby while saying How do you do fellow kids?
16:27 the first time his anger deadass startled me
BECAUSE GOD FORBID WE CALL OUT THE GODLIKE PERFORMER THAT IS BEN PLATT!
@@joseluistrejo1683 III'M SORRY, YOUUUU'RE RIIIIGHT!
@@ilanlaham6911âââ If you are going to cut out the most important musical number plot wise, the one that acknowledges that Evan Hansen is a bad person, youâre basically absolving him of his heinous actions.
@@Sanchewich BUT WHAT'D YOU EXPECT FROM A BEN PLATT VANITY PROJECT?!
A film that only exists because tHiS pErFoRmAnCe iS TOO GOOD tO bE stUcK iN tHe *fILTHy* mUsIcaL vErSiOn, iT nEeDs A bIg BuDgEt HolYwOoD reLEAse. THE WORLD NEEDS TO SEE HOW BEAUTIFUL AND AMAZING MARK PLATTâS SON IS.
14:44 The higher register has me losing it đđđđđ
Yea these gotta be my favorite parts easily
5:37
13:43
14:19
21:48
the way his voice goes up into the stratosphere during the Megamind 2 video absolutely sent me. He was truly losing his absolute mind there
Iâm not surprised that this came out right after his dehydration gun meltdown
0:00 Turbo
0:52 The book of Boba Fett
1:51 Ilumination's The Grinch
3:35 Surf's Up 2: WaveMania
6:31 Open Season 3
7:08 Smurfs/Smurfs 2
7:38 Raya and the Last Dragon
9:19 Mulan Live Action
11:05 Earwig and the Witch
12:27 The hunchback of Notre Dame II
13:13 Belle's Magical World
13:28 Megamind vs The Doom Syndicate
16:23 Dear Evan Hansen
18:08 Dinosaurs
18:58 The Black Cauldron
19:46 Sunset Wilds
21:46 Mario's Circuit
22:12 Toad Turnpike
Edit: Suck
His reaction to the oscar nominees this year was some of the most genuine rage I've heard from him, and that wasn't even scripted lol
Him angry is scary sometimes
Any movie critic's anger is sometimes
13:42 This has the same energy as Phineas Flynn saying "GET ON THE TRIKE!"
Schraffilas video on megamind â2â feels like a descent into insanity as a whole
12:48 Heâs gonna make a Sora joke heâs gonna make a Sora joke heâs gonna make a Sora joke-
Anyway he made a Sora joke
Sora ddd clip: that nuts
His angriest moment is whenever he remembers Doug Walker is still alive lol
" *_THIS_* annoying little *_SHIT_* only exists to be *_ANNOYING_* and a little *_SHIT_* "
So many iconic phrases in one video, I can't đ
Let me guess, y'all here for the
*_DE HY DRA TION GUN!!!!!!!!!!_*
right?
14:23 Schaff slowly evolves into Sammysonicfan
They obliterated my boy Big Z from existence.
I love that we all know what event spurred this video's creation...
his rant on megamind 2 was hilarious
Dude him being so pissed at Meguhmund dum synduhcite was one of the highlights of my day when I first saw it, it was so funny, and now I see it again in Mario Kart? Beautimus
When he screams to express his rage, he sounds like Filian screaming, but at 14:50, that actually sounds unsettling and creepy.
I'd be afraid if I was in the same building as him when he recorded that lol.
man, i remember the days when schaff used to make ytps and hosted ytp collabs.
astonishing to see him become a fully-fledged movie critic and becoming quickly popular from it.
this man truly has come so far with what he does.
I also love how even his reviews are edited in a YTP esque style.
And yet, after all these years, he's still kept his classic brand of YTP humor. Never lost sight of his roots!
the seamless editing here make this a great podcast video to put on while doing other things. dude's yelling about disney's Dinosaur when all of the sudden, "And that PIG that was so important in the first half of the movie??" and i go "W-- what PIG was in Dinos--!? Oh right."
james genuinely bugging out from the dehydration gun was probably the greatest screaming i've ever heard
His dehydration gun rant broke me. You can actually hear him sink into agony.
Ill hear no slander on the jim carry grinch movie, it was a masterpiece
Ah yes, because what the Grinch story really needed, was a quick scene lf the mayor kissing Max's hairy butt.
It's not slander not everyone has to agree with the opinion about movies.
@@Mike_Dubo so true
â@@Mike_DuboThe 2018 one might not have been perfect, but at least it got rid of the gross out jokes. Dr. Seuss does not need gross out jokes. You hear me, Shrek in the Hat?
I love how each rant slowly gets more and more off the rails.
Super Origami Kingdom really thinking they're him.
That Dehydration Gun rant was so powerful.
When watching his Megamind 2 review, Ive never seen him this angry before
14:50 Watching that when it came out was such a spiritual experience.
Is it bad that I find it very entertaining when he gets super mad? Lol
not generally lol, it's quite hilarious and for me relatable lol.
âTHIS SHIT BELONGS IN G TIERâ
Oooh Angy Crab Man Deluxe? Sick
D E H Y D R A T I O N G U N
15:57
*H O W*
**bap**
*D O*
**bap**
*Y O U*
**bap**
*D O*
**bap**
*F E L L O W*
**bap**
*K I D S ? !*
**BOOM**
I was actually getting scared the first time I listened to his Dehydration Gun rant.
I honestly forgot he has gotten mad before but never THAT mad. đ
Hooray, the toads turnpike rant!
15:56 probably the hardest I've laughed at a Schaffrillas video before
Perfection of an edit and his yelling lmfao
7:57 "I don't think *that was her mistake* " HE SAID THE LINE
13:43 DEHYDRATION GUUUUUUUUUUUN
Every online reviewer has to have their own iconic angry rant. Nostalgia Critic had bat credit card, Avgn had too many to count, and now Schaf has Dehydration Gun
There we go, this is definitely the far superior version đ
Hearing the funny talking hermitcrab man scream and shout at bad movies is surely an experience like no other.
15:56 My favorite part of all this đ
The way its edited makes it look like hes talking about the same movie. It makes no sense and i love it
I love the dramatic orchestral soudntack behond him as he rants about toads turnpike
15:57 This was the funniest part of the whole video!
the dehydration gun thing is just bat credit card part 2
Thank you for blessing us with this masterpiece of a compilation
13:43 "SHOOT THEM WITH THE DEHYDRATION GUN!" is the absolute angriest I have ever heard him. My GOD.
edit: Nevermind. I just got to the part of "How. Do. You. Do. Fellow. Kids!"
I must be so nostalgic for the Jim Carrey Grinch movie, cuz I genuinely love it. Itâs just a banger movie in my opinion. I probably am biased as hell
19:36 out of all the things he could have said I did not expect this and I bursted out laughing
Turbo - âThis is a movie made for babiesâ .
Yeah , no fucking shit Sherlock
I wonât tolerate any Dinosaur slander from Sideburns here
13:40 "Such a huge head, such a tiny brain!" 14:46 *"OH MY GOD I FOUND A PHANPY!"* 15:50 Wow. 18:33 sheep
The Artemis Fowl mentions at 6:05 and 18:05 make me wonder what infuriated speeches would come out of an Artemis Fowl cinematic disaster video (not just including the Josh Gad feedinâ time clip).
19:35 WOW
No love lost on that fellow!
XD
Thank you for the reupload i was furious seeing this taken down after school
19:49 from how little I know of [INVINCIBLE] I assume that's the last time we see the driver
XD
William does show up a few times in season 2, the clip shown is the second-to-last episode of season 1
The megamind video is one of my favorites cuz Iâm also as mad as he is, they murdered my blue boy, I also almost died laughing đđđ