"What's Up" is a violation of the Geneva Conventions

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  • @AJHelotie
    @AJHelotie Před 6 měsíci +2278

    Moral of this video:
    Whenever you meet Schaff in person, never greet him by saying “What’s up?”

    • @PrincessAcornHair
      @PrincessAcornHair Před 6 měsíci +109

      you'll give him the veitnam flashbacks

    • @Kyumifun
      @Kyumifun Před 6 měsíci +54

      Whenever i'll think of Scout's "Yo what's up" line, i'll be reminded of this movie...

    • @HeilRay
      @HeilRay Před 6 měsíci +18

      Perfect, China.

    • @AB365_Official
      @AB365_Official Před 6 měsíci +30

      You're right I'm going to greet him saying "Balloon to the rescue!"

    • @sentientmustache8360
      @sentientmustache8360 Před 6 měsíci +28

      If you do, he’ll turn into a bioluminescent kaiju crab and will start a musical number before devouring you

  • @sandrasepaniak3229
    @sandrasepaniak3229 Před 6 měsíci +14594

    I can think of no better way to round out this series in Chris's honor: with a movie that easily counts as a war crime.

    • @yololthepikminenjoyer
      @yololthepikminenjoyer Před 6 měsíci +212

      for once im glad what’s up is a thing

    • @OhCrapI_He
      @OhCrapI_He Před 6 měsíci

      @@DontReadMyProfilePicture.57 Ok

    • @them.
      @them. Před 6 měsíci

      ​@@DontReadMyProfilePicture.57OK, I won't

    • @Austin_5409
      @Austin_5409 Před 6 měsíci

      @@DontReadMyProfilePicture.57ok

    • @Fizzymilkshakee
      @Fizzymilkshakee Před 6 měsíci +88

      @DontReadMyProfilePicture.57 ok i won't 😊

  • @Junolike
    @Junolike Před 6 měsíci +1811

    As a french person, I deeply apologize for our will to hypnotize the whole planet.
    We should've started with the producers...

    • @chrisakaschulbus4903
      @chrisakaschulbus4903 Před 6 měsíci +42

      So... as a frenchybob, can you climb the barguette and describe the flavor of a freshly baked eiffel tower to me?

    • @troypowers750
      @troypowers750 Před 6 měsíci +17

      @@chrisakaschulbus4903 I ain't French, but I did do it. Remember the kid from We Bear Bears who said that the cupcake smells like burnt rubber? Yeah, it was pretty bad. Tasted like the blood of the French Resistance.

    • @WolfRider2002
      @WolfRider2002 Před 4 měsíci +9

      I forgive you

    • @adenosine2electricboogaloo647
      @adenosine2electricboogaloo647 Před 2 měsíci +1

      oh so that's why mr sauceman's avatar has swirly eyes

    • @kaileegilbert8813
      @kaileegilbert8813 Před 15 dny +1

      Oui.. you really should've.

  • @kryingkory1925
    @kryingkory1925 Před 6 měsíci +3033

    I’m so glad that Chris and Patrick’s legacy isn’t remembered by tragedy and instead lighthearted, half shitpost, half entirely serious stuff like this. It’s seriously so wonderful because I always cry remembering them even though I never knew them personally (not even something as superficial as a parasocial bond) and shit like this always reminds me to remember them and others who have passed to honor them through joy. Thank you, schaff

  • @matheusmariani3108
    @matheusmariani3108 Před 6 měsíci +11279

    As a Brazilian, I deeply apologize for this war crime my country comitted.

  • @Buzz_the_Cat
    @Buzz_the_Cat Před 6 měsíci +4169

    Schaffrillas: it’s ok to be racist to French people
    Also Schaffrillas: ratatouille is Disney Pixar’s magnum opus

    • @TunaBear64
      @TunaBear64 Před 6 měsíci +519

      That's because there are french people 🙂, and french people 🙁

    • @cosmiccentaur
      @cosmiccentaur Před 6 měsíci +282

      French animals are exempt from French hate

    • @TunaBear64
      @TunaBear64 Před 6 měsíci +113

      @@cosmiccentaur non-human animals overall, are exempt from hate, of course there are some exceptions

    • @trla6505
      @trla6505 Před 6 měsíci +19

      The rat didn't came from Paris

    • @Miss_Mewiththat
      @Miss_Mewiththat Před 6 měsíci +43

      ​@@trla6505France is not only made up of Paris 😂

  • @bandicootsauce4569
    @bandicootsauce4569 Před 6 měsíci +1637

    "No merci, I am French, we drink wine."
    I actually face-palmed and said "Oh, Christ" out loud.

    • @Ringothetankengine-qy1vl
      @Ringothetankengine-qy1vl Před 6 měsíci +160

      What makes that line even more insane is the context. It starts with one of the scientists saying “Would you like to have some tea?” The Frenchman then replies with “No I’m French, we drink wine!” Which is like asking a Japanese person the same question and them saying “No I’m Japanese, we drink sake!”

    • @AtlasBlizzard
      @AtlasBlizzard Před 4 měsíci +38

      His ridiculous diction makes that line even better.

    • @crimsondynamo615
      @crimsondynamo615 Před 2 měsíci +31

      No I’m Irish, we drink whiskey.

    • @Hwje1111
      @Hwje1111 Před měsícem +22

      No, Ich Deuche, Vee only drink Beer.

    • @aidenhanson-kx8wy
      @aidenhanson-kx8wy Před měsícem +31

      No, I'm American, we drink soda

  • @RealPantsMan
    @RealPantsMan Před 6 měsíci +1034

    Times Schaffrillas has mentioned Monsters vs Aliens
    • Megamind review
    • Dreamworks ranking
    • What’s up review
    Truly thriving gentlemen

    • @joaquinm9148
      @joaquinm9148 Před 6 měsíci +70

      He also briefly mentioned it in his Shrek 1 review and alleged to it in his Shrek 4 review

    • @Hollow00MAX
      @Hollow00MAX Před 6 měsíci +34

      It's only a matter of time till we get a Review of it

    • @theWanderersnotebook
      @theWanderersnotebook Před 6 měsíci +12

      I may not have a brain gentlemen but I have an idea...

    • @ShadowBear4670
      @ShadowBear4670 Před 6 měsíci +14

      And:
      • 2009 was the year animated movies peaked

    • @milanbeerepoot4260
      @milanbeerepoot4260 Před 4 měsíci +8

      Most recently in the spielberg ranking

  • @soap_eater4517
    @soap_eater4517 Před 6 měsíci +6615

    The leadup and foreshadowing to the eventual horrible racism was masterful

    • @theflickchick9850
      @theflickchick9850 Před 6 měsíci +383

      I laughed so hard, I had to watch it twice. That transition should be in every old movie before every racist scene begins.

    • @Kyumifun
      @Kyumifun Před 6 měsíci +59

      Can i get a timestamp for the forshadowing?

    • @abhainn35
      @abhainn35 Před 6 měsíci +125

      @@Kyumifun I believe they mean 9:38.

    • @Kyumifun
      @Kyumifun Před 6 měsíci +16

      @@abhainn35 ah that. Thanks!

    • @soap_eater4517
      @soap_eater4517 Před 6 měsíci +52

      ​@@Kyumifun7:54 also the leadup here

  • @afeathereddinosaur
    @afeathereddinosaur Před 6 měsíci +2466

    I love how Amanda looks badly sleep-deprived while being the "best girl in town" and stuff. It adds a layer of unintended realism

    • @joshstraub6972
      @joshstraub6972 Před 6 měsíci +41

      Too real

    • @Burning_DK
      @Burning_DK Před 6 měsíci +114

      If she's the best the town has to offer, I don't wanna see what else they have

    • @loserwoman87
      @loserwoman87 Před 6 měsíci +22

      Laura Palmer walked so Amanda could run

    • @kim_bucha
      @kim_bucha Před 6 měsíci +16

      It's a curse that all Amanda's must bear, unfortunately

  • @fluffcake
    @fluffcake Před 6 měsíci +380

    Hearing Eggman and 4kids Luffy be so blatantly racist towards Chinese people invokes feelings in me that shouldn’t exist

    • @smbsuperfan271
      @smbsuperfan271 Před měsícem +11

      HUH?

    • @2fernandoc1
      @2fernandoc1 Před měsícem +53

      ​@@smbsuperfan271Yeah, Video Briquedo or whatever the fuck their name was had 4Kids dub their films, and most of them had the likes of Mike Pollock, Amy Pallant, Lisa Ortiz, Jason Griffith (who was in that one mediocre robot film they made), and more due to them apparently being cheap if I remember correctly.
      And yeah, most of the actors only did these films for the money and apparently aren't too fond of these CG abominations.

  • @AtlasBlizzard
    @AtlasBlizzard Před 6 měsíci +1217

    Hearing Schaff call an animated movie worse than "Surf's Up 2" is brutal.

    • @_Tzer
      @_Tzer Před 6 měsíci +24

      what there was a sequel?

    • @VortechBirb
      @VortechBirb Před 6 měsíci +63

      ​@_Tzer if I recall correctly it was a glorified ad for WWE

    • @_Tzer
      @_Tzer Před 6 měsíci +8

      @@VortechBirb damn it

    • @AtlasBlizzard
      @AtlasBlizzard Před 6 měsíci +42

      @@_Tzer It's the bottom spot in his Sony Pictures Animation video, and he had a LOT to say about it.

    • @user-gb2ly2kv2x
      @user-gb2ly2kv2x Před 5 měsíci +6

      I think if he'd give it a rating like a review, I personally believe he'd give about a -3/10.

  • @MediaDroid960
    @MediaDroid960 Před 6 měsíci +9472

    I’m sure Chris is mocking mockbusters up in heaven. We’re all here for you Schaff

  • @biodock2003
    @biodock2003 Před 6 měsíci +5256

    Imagine if Mr. Waternoose was like the twist villain in this movie and just screamed “I can’t wait to kidnap all those children” in front of everybody at Monsters Incorporated.

    • @ThatIdiotOmega
      @ThatIdiotOmega Před 6 měsíci +464

      "A runabout! I'LL STEAL IT!!!!!! NOONE WILL EVER KNOW!!!!" Dan Backslide said calmly.

    • @meballsitch1107
      @meballsitch1107 Před 6 měsíci +346

      “Oh, Anna, I can’t wait to kill you and take over the kingdom”
      -Hans

    • @ThatIdiotOmega
      @ThatIdiotOmega Před 6 měsíci +276

      "Man, plagiarizing and murdering, my two favorite things to do."
      -Ernesto de la Cruz

    • @Green_MnM_Commander_of_Antifa
      @Green_MnM_Commander_of_Antifa Před 6 měsíci +5

      "Boy spending 70 years alone in the jungle with talking dogs sure does make me want to kill people"
      -Charles Muntz

    • @failure4452
      @failure4452 Před 6 měsíci +224

      “You know, if anyone tries to stop me then that’ll probably be their mistake”
      -That one guy from Big Hero 6 idk I’ve never watched it

  • @eaglescout1984
    @eaglescout1984 Před 6 měsíci +418

    "I'm French, I like wine."
    That's some solid character building there.

    • @Ringothetankengine-qy1vl
      @Ringothetankengine-qy1vl Před 6 měsíci +22

      What makes that line even more hilarious is the context. It starts with one of the scientists saying “Would you like to have some tea?” The Frenchman then replies with “No I’m French, we drink wine!” Which is like asking a Japanese person the same question and them saying “No I’m Japanese, we drink sake!”

    • @kompatybilijny9348
      @kompatybilijny9348 Před 5 měsíci +16

      @@Ringothetankengine-qy1vl Tea is a national british drink. Asking a frenchman if they want tea is racist

    • @paperclip6377
      @paperclip6377 Před 5 měsíci +6

      ​@@kompatybilijny9348are you serious?

    • @kompatybilijny9348
      @kompatybilijny9348 Před 5 měsíci +18

      @@paperclip6377 Oh yes I am extremely serious. Just like this movie.

    • @magical571
      @magical571 Před 28 dny +3

      @@kompatybilijny9348 When i'm asked if i want tea, i answer, no, i want hot leaf juice, how dare you offend me.

  • @potats5916
    @potats5916 Před 6 měsíci +206

    I am Chinese-American and this a certified banger, 15 peking roast ducks out of 10

    • @troypowers750
      @troypowers750 Před 6 měsíci +19

      The duck sauce of this movie for me was the silly-ass bad taste fortune cookie joke. That shit made my silly ass giggle.

  • @DanGamingFan2846
    @DanGamingFan2846 Před 6 měsíci +2683

    Rest in peace, Chris. I'll bet he's is looking down from heaven loving every minute of this video. There is no better way to honor his memory than by concluding Mockbusters with this absolute abomination that 's more of a war crime than a movie.

  • @AwesomeGuy123
    @AwesomeGuy123 Před 6 měsíci +2495

    AND WHEN THE WORLD NEEDED HIM MOST THE KING RETURNED
    Also RIP Chris. Fly high.

    • @MediaDroid960
      @MediaDroid960 Před 6 měsíci +24

      The question is, will he continue the clone wars analysis?

    • @masonleidecker
      @masonleidecker Před 6 měsíci +28

      @@MediaDroid960he said he was going too and Patrick had recorded his section.

    • @ChiTheDemiguy
      @ChiTheDemiguy Před 6 měsíci +7

      He made the whisper of the heart video a few days ago?

    • @AwesomeGuy123
      @AwesomeGuy123 Před 6 měsíci +11

      @@ChiTheDemiguy I know but I was referring to the Mockbusters series, I know this is the finale but still.

    • @ChiTheDemiguy
      @ChiTheDemiguy Před 6 měsíci +1

      @@AwesomeGuy123 alright

  • @bigtiddymoth4853
    @bigtiddymoth4853 Před 6 měsíci +414

    i have never in my life laughed harder than at the racism in this movie, its not even well-thought witty racism, its the low easy jokes, and the fact they do it confidently is even more hilarious

    • @assassinunknown6664
      @assassinunknown6664 Před 5 měsíci

      The where do you draw the line between dark joke and just racism because I’m pretty sure you would be fine if all of the white people were fat, ugly, stupid, etc.

  • @EmperorOfApathy
    @EmperorOfApathy Před 6 měsíci +67

    Am I the only one who understands the complexities of this ambitious cinematic masterpiece? This movie ISN'T stupid, YOU'RE stupid!

  • @NickAndriadze
    @NickAndriadze Před 6 měsíci +4719

    I love how this both feels like a somber video of Schaff respecting his past friend by ending a series they once had together, but also an _UNHINGED as all hell analysis of an illegally terrible mockbuster._

    • @aidenp6001
      @aidenp6001 Před 6 měsíci +82

      I know, it’s the best of both worlds here!

    • @TheSnisel
      @TheSnisel Před 6 měsíci +26

      Past friend as in he passed or they used to be friends? First video of this channel I’m watching

    • @nimroddafny7125
      @nimroddafny7125 Před 6 měsíci +66

      @@TheSnisel passed.

    • @vivi7645
      @vivi7645 Před 6 měsíci +43

      ​@@TheSniselDeceased

    • @NickAndriadze
      @NickAndriadze Před 6 měsíci +59

      @@TheSnisel Unfortunately, he indeed passed away.
      (Also, unrelated, but glad you found out this channel too, James ''Schafrillas'' has to be my single most favorite critic content creator on CZcams).

  • @CTGReviews
    @CTGReviews Před 6 měsíci +2498

    What’s Up is the worst war crime ever done.

    • @jonahboris6681
      @jonahboris6681 Před 6 měsíci +1

      Wait until you see "Funny Pets 2" by WownowEntertainment!

    • @ACrumpledPaper
      @ACrumpledPaper Před 6 měsíci +9

      true that

    • @BrianCannan-em1nk
      @BrianCannan-em1nk Před 6 měsíci +29

      Oppenheimer WISHES.

    • @Totas_funnynumber
      @Totas_funnynumber Před 6 měsíci +17

      Worse than the creation of buttered popcorn jellybeans.
      It's not that their existence that makes them a war crime, though pretty close; but who ever decided to put them in the original mix should be charged with the use of anti-personal landmines.

    • @SmilyCookieBone
      @SmilyCookieBone Před 6 měsíci +10

      Not as bad as Disney's Artemis Fowl

  • @saxolot2810
    @saxolot2810 Před 6 měsíci +274

    As a brazilian I sadly have witnessed a LOT of jokes like the ones in the movie and when it went to China, I knew exactly what would happen. I don't trust old people in this country with not being racist.

  • @maykechi7752
    @maykechi7752 Před 6 měsíci +73

    Can someone please make an analog horror based on one of these films? The unnatural movements and dialogue, the feeling you found these DVDs in an abandoned warehouse, it’s a goldmine.

    • @Jupiter-T
      @Jupiter-T Před 4 měsíci +6

      Well it would be digital horror in this case (since it's about CGI and DVDs), not analog horror, but I think you're right that there's potential for horror here.

  • @BoomDoom-jh7uy
    @BoomDoom-jh7uy Před 6 měsíci +808

    As a war criminal, I can confirm what’s up is the only war crime I will never commit

    • @OptimusPatriot84
      @OptimusPatriot84 Před 6 měsíci +4

      Nooooooo

    • @ahchurro111
      @ahchurro111 Před 6 měsíci +53

      damn, even real war criminals have standards, I see.

    • @Brione30
      @Brione30 Před 6 měsíci +29

      PROFESSIONALS HAVE STANDARDS.

    • @blahthebiste7924
      @blahthebiste7924 Před 6 měsíci +7

      Henry Kissinger, is that you?

    • @hungtheheroluu
      @hungtheheroluu Před 2 měsíci +1

      If there are such things as dishonest and corrupt cops, then honorable criminals and villains exist too.

  • @mrperson9877
    @mrperson9877 Před 6 měsíci +1284

    Schaff calling Guto "What's his name" after Guto literally just talked about being remembered by his name is golden

    • @Torthrodhel
      @Torthrodhel Před 6 měsíci +18

      Yeah that was so funny :D

    • @Ydubber777
      @Ydubber777 Před 3 měsíci +9

      Schaff's a genius when it comes to comedy

  • @ambroiseperret6460
    @ambroiseperret6460 Před 6 měsíci +154

    The french stereotype of french not smelling good is so stupid :
    It literally just exist because the French have a renowned perfume industry , when you look at stats of shower in Europe France has no big differences with other European country .

    • @erickpoorbaugh6728
      @erickpoorbaugh6728 Před 6 měsíci +45

      Thankfully it may be dying. As an American, I never even heard of it until I was an adult.

    • @ambroiseperret6460
      @ambroiseperret6460 Před 6 měsíci +28

      @@erickpoorbaugh6728 yes its an older stereotype that is resurfacing from time to time

    • @mimikyutubesaltaccount4875
      @mimikyutubesaltaccount4875 Před 6 měsíci +15

      As an American, this video was the first time I’ve ever heard of this stereotype

    • @ambroiseperret6460
      @ambroiseperret6460 Před 6 měsíci +15

      @@mimikyutubesaltaccount4875 yes its more of a boomer stereotype, you used to see that in old meedia and joke about that are often from older men, wich correspond to that era of french bashing in the US.

    • @garysnotsus6267
      @garysnotsus6267 Před 6 měsíci +9

      If it is dying, we should bring it back

  • @reidye
    @reidye Před 6 měsíci +109

    Schaff. I can’t even imagine the pain you feel when you try to make these sorts of videos. I’m sure your brother and chris would be extremely proud of you for staying strong and continuing to do what you love. Stay strong my friend.

  • @Grimshaw_
    @Grimshaw_ Před 6 měsíci +2670

    Sad that this series has to be done, but I understand why. I’m just thankful for the laughs you and Chris gave us. Rest in Peace Chris. Happy birthday. You will never be forgotten.

    • @singumylarity8751
      @singumylarity8751 Před 6 měsíci +28

      wait what happened to Chris?

    • @thegnarledpirate9198
      @thegnarledpirate9198 Před 6 měsíci +289

      ​@@singumylarity8751Chris, Patrick and Schaff got involved in a car crash. Both did not make it, making Schaff the sole survivor.

    • @Poyomini
      @Poyomini Před 6 měsíci +82

      ​@@thegnarledpirate9198 OH GOD

    • @AlicornHana
      @AlicornHana Před 6 měsíci +112

      ​@@thegnarledpirate9198oh THAT story, i haven't watch schaff in a while (parashock's vid led me to this days later) and i forgot who chris is, right until you mentioned _that_ . Rest in peace, and happy birthday, Chris.

    • @FoxSqueeArt
      @FoxSqueeArt Před 6 měsíci +18

      @@thegnarledpirate9198 bruh holy shit

  • @squirtlelovesclubette
    @squirtlelovesclubette Před 6 měsíci +1610

    Rest in Power, Patrick and Chris, we know that you are enjoying this channel high in the heavens ❤🎂

    • @CrowLady0_0
      @CrowLady0_0 Před 6 měsíci +6

      🩷🩷🩷

    • @squirtlelovesclubette
      @squirtlelovesclubette Před 6 měsíci +58

      @@CrowLady0_0If you are unaware, two of Schaffrillas’s friends, Patrick and Chris, tragically died in a car accident earlier this year, and I decided to pay my respects to them here

    • @woobgamer5210
      @woobgamer5210 Před 6 měsíci +38

      The wild part is Schaff was in that car, and even the driver im pretty sure, its a miracle any of them survived, let alone it being Schaff,
      especially since it was a damn truck driver that t-boned them

    • @squirtlelovesclubette
      @squirtlelovesclubette Před 6 měsíci +44

      @@woobgamer5210 I’m just glad we still have James and his channel, but it’s so depressing realizing that his best friends can never experience the great movies that have or will come out since. I always feel anguish knowing that they will never be able to see films again, they would have loved Spider-Verse 2 and now can never truly see how much of a spectacle it is. The image of James next to two empty seats on his couch or theater should have never existed, but now lives rent free in my mind, unfortunately.

  • @NotLeLee
    @NotLeLee Před 6 měsíci +43

    12:07
    Guto: By the time this is finished, everyone will know my name is Guto!!!!!
    Shafrillas(sorry): ok so what’s-his name

  • @e-tean-son4146
    @e-tean-son4146 Před 6 měsíci +50

    15:15 probably my favorite part of the video

  • @BleydXVI
    @BleydXVI Před 6 měsíci +2200

    Patrick and Chris's influence on this channel continues to be felt in such positive ways. Not only did they have a legacy, you're helping it continue to grow

  • @eswan8900
    @eswan8900 Před 6 měsíci +742

    "The world is a better place with your story in it UNLESS you made What's Up: Balloon to the Rescue." That was my favorite part along with the guy asking in disbelief if the cartoon was racist.

  • @phonomancer_thepossum6279
    @phonomancer_thepossum6279 Před 6 měsíci +40

    I absolutely LOVE making stories, especially character design and whatnot but I don't feel that I'm good at coming up with good plot. But stuff like this make fell a hell of a lot better about my own stuff. Jesus christ.

  • @eleegee
    @eleegee Před 6 měsíci +75

    Schaff, I’m so sorry for what you’ve gone through. We all are. Rest in peace, Chris and Patrick. You will be missed.

  • @bendykirby4828
    @bendykirby4828 Před 6 měsíci +639

    “They’re gonna know my name is Guto!”
    “So anyway, what’s-his-name distracts the monsters…”
    That got me good.

  • @TheGalaxyWings
    @TheGalaxyWings Před 6 měsíci +323

    As a french guy the villain is still better representation than the entirety of Emily in Paris

    • @randomguy6679
      @randomguy6679 Před 4 měsíci +16

      The bar’s that low? Jesus.

    • @bingus48
      @bingus48 Před 3 měsíci +12

      @@randomguy6679 The bar is in hell

  • @EE-iv5ej
    @EE-iv5ej Před 6 měsíci +11

    I can't wait for the sequel, known as "Up Yours"

  • @DefrostedChicken
    @DefrostedChicken Před 6 měsíci +65

    Possible explanation for why the French guy's entire personality is him being French and evil: France had a colony in what is now Rio de Janeiro from 1555 to 1567, when it was destroyed by the Portuguese

  • @peterpan16smith31
    @peterpan16smith31 Před 6 měsíci +592

    Between Schaff and Danny Gonzalez, these mockbuster reviews are what makes the movies watchable.

  • @dylanlyles9453
    @dylanlyles9453 Před 6 měsíci +830

    I really hate bootleg movies as much as you and Chris do, James. I'm really sorry you went through reviewing that god awful movie without Chris. And as for Chris, Happy Birthday, dude. May you and Patrick rest in peace.

    • @jonahboris6681
      @jonahboris6681 Před 6 měsíci +1

      @@DontReadMyProfilePicture.57
      Alright then! We won't!

    • @birdboy16
      @birdboy16 Před 6 měsíci +20

      @@DontReadMyProfilePicture.57I can’t read

    • @oliverharston815
      @oliverharston815 Před 6 měsíci

      @@DontReadMyProfilePicture.57 I'm blind

    • @just1rando
      @just1rando Před 6 měsíci

      @@DontReadMyProfilePicture.57 May the hand of god smite your soul to the depths of hell :3

  • @soup9242
    @soup9242 Před 3 měsíci +25

    -Everything is hardly rendered
    -It’s racist
    -Terrible plot
    -It’s racist
    -Characters are brain dead
    -It’s racist
    -Gaping plot holes
    -It’s racist
    -“Villain blurts out his plans” cliché
    -Did I mention it’s racist?
    Terrible movie. -100000/10.

    • @samuraiturtle.2637
      @samuraiturtle.2637 Před měsícem

      The other film starring the same braindead main characters is also racist. From what I remember, the film literally began with a robot telling news reports from all over the world and randomly does racist mockings of the Chinese language while wearing one of those Asian conical hats

  • @Internatube
    @Internatube Před 10 dny +3

    As a Chinese Japanese American, seeing Schaffrillas call the about the casual distasteful Asian jokes here abominable is genuinely heartwarming.

  • @juandalepringle420
    @juandalepringle420 Před 6 měsíci +265

    What's Up gave me a job, a loving wife and cured my firstborn's cancer. Thank you Schaffrillas Productions for covering this incredible achievement of humanity.

  • @joshuatutanes4191
    @joshuatutanes4191 Před 6 měsíci +160

    Fun fact: This is actually a sequel. There's another mockbuster called Little and Big Monsters that's a more explicit ripoff of Monsters vs. Aliens.
    I'm serious. These characters are in more than one movie.

    • @ilanlaham6911
      @ilanlaham6911 Před 2 měsíci +16

      ARE YOU KIDDING ME ARE YOU OUT OF YOUR MIIIIIND?

    • @samuraiturtle.2637
      @samuraiturtle.2637 Před měsícem +1

      I saw it and it was probably worse Balloon To The Rescue

  • @BrianCannan-em1nk
    @BrianCannan-em1nk Před 6 měsíci +10

    14:29 that face gives me war flashbacks to clips of Earwig and the Witch

  • @loicbosman4739
    @loicbosman4739 Před 6 měsíci +34

    @Shaffrillas that Lego model (unfinished) was made by me digitally, thank you Sir for including it in a video of yours (13:26

  • @Truck-kun11
    @Truck-kun11 Před 6 měsíci +328

    I expected a harmless low-budget movie that I would laugh about and never think about again...I'll tell you, I didn't expect SO MUCH Racism

  • @hildamarston4077
    @hildamarston4077 Před 6 měsíci +437

    May your friend Chris rest in peace in heaven, and i'm sure that he'll be proud of you Schaff. Never stop doing content for your friends and family. You gotta know right now that no matter what happens, we'll always be with you.
    And you'll always be remembered.

    • @lordvictory6718
      @lordvictory6718 Před 6 měsíci

      @DontReadMyProfilePicture.57 i dont care spam bit

  • @alexanderman31
    @alexanderman31 Před 3 měsíci +21

    12:50 Ok now that’s actually fucked up

  • @troypowers750
    @troypowers750 Před 6 měsíci +8

    Alright, I may be half Chinese, but even my silly ass gets hungry for a fortune cookie.

  • @TrippaMazing87
    @TrippaMazing87 Před 6 měsíci +245

    Introducing a Nobel-prize capable inventor by tossing them aside and talking about their anemic looking niece and her high school life might just be the most epic thing ever

  • @marcelswyter9078
    @marcelswyter9078 Před 6 měsíci +1158

    As an Asian I can say the racism is objectively fcking hilarious

    • @gdsyndrome067
      @gdsyndrome067 Před 6 měsíci +109

      Also as an Asian, I completely agree

    • @andrewli2656
      @andrewli2656 Před 6 měsíci +104

      Another asian. this shit is comically hilarious

    • @Rei_Fubuki
      @Rei_Fubuki Před 6 měsíci +62

      Hi, another Asian here. Agreed.

    • @bigballergarfield
      @bigballergarfield Před 6 měsíci +56

      as another asian, this shit is funny as fuck

    • @KuyaEyo
      @KuyaEyo Před 6 měsíci +38

      I'm not even chinese and i feel called out by these best worst racist jokes

  • @Jason-zg4sd
    @Jason-zg4sd Před 6 měsíci +36

    Happy Birthday Chris, and rest in peace to both him and Patrick. This video truly was the best tribute to them that could have been made. Fly high. ❤️

  • @masheroomboi2884
    @masheroomboi2884 Před 5 měsíci +14

    I love how this is the only video that is mildly related to the car crash and how it isn't a sad movie with Schaff talking ti the camera for ten minutes while crying, it is a funny, happy video, it feels more like a celebration of someone than mourning, thank you schaff

  • @jeepmega629
    @jeepmega629 Před 6 měsíci +379

    I’m sure Chris would be proud Schaff, thanks for making us all happier with your videos.

  • @dullsunrise8820
    @dullsunrise8820 Před 6 měsíci +385

    Rest in peace Chris and Patrick. I’m glad this channel is still going strong and I’m sure they’re glad, too. A great way to send Chris off, terrible mockbuster or not. I’m sure he’s happy this was made ❤

  • @SockerKid
    @SockerKid Před 2 měsíci +4

    ok but why is the kid's voice acting actually weirdly good and natural

  • @me0101001000
    @me0101001000 Před 6 měsíci +48

    11:00
    Oh... OH NO

  • @keneor4468
    @keneor4468 Před 6 měsíci +142

    As a french, I wasn't expecting to be targeted by the hit mockbuster "What's Up". What a time to be alive

  • @handsomelancer7665
    @handsomelancer7665 Před 6 měsíci +41

    "No, merci i'm french we drink wine" is like most stereotypical thing i've seen in a while

  • @milestailprower
    @milestailprower Před 6 měsíci +21

    This is a masterpiece truely worthy of Mike Pollock, the voice of Doctor Eggman.
    Imagine if someone popular like Will Smith was the voice of an important character in a movie like Shark Tale!

  • @invertedLOL
    @invertedLOL Před 6 měsíci +26

    12:41 top ten anime betrayals

  • @ghosthuntermike2592
    @ghosthuntermike2592 Před 6 měsíci +420

    What confuses me is how they managed to get VAs like Mike Pollock and Lisa Ortiz in this film (who voiced Eggman and Amy during the 4Kids era of Sonic).

    • @josesosa3337
      @josesosa3337 Před 6 měsíci +64

      4kids monkey D luffy is also here.

    • @ghosthuntermike2592
      @ghosthuntermike2592 Před 6 měsíci +34

      @@josesosa3337 I realized and also Zolo.

    • @trentonb99
      @trentonb99 Před 6 měsíci +33

      I think I also heard Colleen O'Shaughnessy (Tails) in the mix as well, as the kid.

    • @ayebrows8070
      @ayebrows8070 Před 6 měsíci +79

      You say "managed to get" them, and I'm not sure you know this, but they're in this movie for the exact same reason that SEGA and Sonic Team exchanged their entire voice cast for the 4Kids VAs after Sonic Heroes:
      It cost a lot less.

    • @arlokraft3041
      @arlokraft3041 Před 6 měsíci +15

      @@trentonb99I looked up the cast and the kid is voiced by Blaze’s voice actor

  • @reggiel7313
    @reggiel7313 Před 6 měsíci +119

    "No merci I am french we drink wine"
    Such delicate character writing

    • @Ringothetankengine-qy1vl
      @Ringothetankengine-qy1vl Před 6 měsíci +10

      What makes that line even more hilarious is the context. It starts with one of the scientists saying “Would you like to have some tea?” The Frenchman then replies with “No I’m French, we drink wine!” Which is like asking a Japanese person the same question and them saying “No I’m Japanese, we drink sake!”

    • @yazidefirenze
      @yazidefirenze Před měsícem +2

      @@Ringothetankengine-qy1vl
      It's like an American saying "No I'm American, we drink beer!"

    • @Ringothetankengine-qy1vl
      @Ringothetankengine-qy1vl Před měsícem +1

      @@yazidefirenze “I’m an Australian, we drink vegemite!”

    • @yazidefirenze
      @yazidefirenze Před měsícem

      @@Ringothetankengine-qy1vl Okay I know you're saying that to continue the meme but Vegemite is NOT a liquid, it's a spread and it tastes like crap (worse if you don't put it with bread)

    • @Ringothetankengine-qy1vl
      @Ringothetankengine-qy1vl Před měsícem

      @@yazidefirenze I know, I’m Australian. And I’m offended by your ignorance.

  • @lunecker
    @lunecker Před 5 měsíci +11

    The fact that THIS came out in 2009 and pixars Toy Story looked way better in 1995 is just insulting, how little of effort went into this abomination

  • @darkartsninja
    @darkartsninja Před 6 měsíci +26

    Rip Chris and Patrick. I'm sure they are both proud of every one of your videos. Thank you for making this video. I hope that you can take time to heal & grieve 💜

  • @ThatIdiotOmega
    @ThatIdiotOmega Před 6 měsíci +215

    The worst part is that the voice for Dr. Crumb is Mike Pollock, the current voice for Dr. Eggman. I have no clue how he keeps ending up in these mockbusters but it disappoints me because he is too talented for this.

    • @LAZY-RUBY
      @LAZY-RUBY Před 6 měsíci +51

      Maybe he's like Christopher Lloyd; in that the quality of what he's in doesn't matter to him, he just loves acting.

    • @reddodeado301
      @reddodeado301 Před 6 měsíci +87

      He's been asked this a ton of times online and he always responds with the same thing:
      It pays the bills

    • @sophiebubbles07
      @sophiebubbles07 Před 5 měsíci +9

      @@reddodeado301Mike does what Mike does

    • @tunnelcrawlerwaluigi2690
      @tunnelcrawlerwaluigi2690 Před 5 dny +1

      Mike Pollock has done a lot of stuff Mike Pollock shouldn’t have done
      Mainly this and the guy he played in ratatoing

  • @themovietoonist
    @themovietoonist Před 6 měsíci +425

    We’re all here for you James. Patrick and Chris would be so proud of you for the thousands of people you’ve made happy and the person you’ve become.

  • @TheAdvertisement
    @TheAdvertisement Před měsícem +6

    Thank you so much for finishing off Mockbusters, as a way to say goodbye to Chris. I'm sure he appreciates it too.

  • @alexworld8255
    @alexworld8255 Před 5 měsíci +19

    12:34 STOP BLINKING IT'S THE MOST DISTRACTING THING

  • @bardssinisterstories2607
    @bardssinisterstories2607 Před 6 měsíci +257

    I can't even comprehend how you're able to make a such a good goofy funny video so well while the specter of Chris' passing hangs over you. We're here for you Schaff, you absolute king. Thank you for your contributions to this platform and to film criticism in general.

  • @agsproductions4303
    @agsproductions4303 Před 6 měsíci +267

    I’m sure Chris and Patrick are very proud of you
    For being you and still making great content

  • @hungtheheroluu
    @hungtheheroluu Před 2 měsíci +3

    That Guto kid looks like Leo from the Little Einsteins, minus the green spectacles. Up wasn’t the only Disney property that got bootlegged.

  • @blobtuna236
    @blobtuna236 Před 4 měsíci +12

    Schaff in the Pixar Ranking: "Cars 2 is one of the worst sequels ever made."
    Schaff in the Ghibli ranking: "Earwig and the Witch is worse than Cars 2."
    Schaff in the Sony ranking: "Surf's Up 2: WaveMania makes Cars 2 look like The Empire Strikes Back, and Earwig and the Witch look like Citizen Kane."
    Schaff now: "AT LEAST SURF'S UP 2: WAVEMANIA WASN'T ACTIVELY AND FLAGRANTLY RACIST"

  • @edward8380
    @edward8380 Před 6 měsíci +155

    I'm sorry but releasing a video about this war crime a week after the "Whisper of the Heart" video is one of the funniest things I've ever seen in my life
    Also happy birthday Chris ❤

    • @nicholasho1595
      @nicholasho1595 Před 6 měsíci +2

      What happened to that Whisper of the Heart video anyways? It got deleted twice (yes the reupload is gone).

    • @edward8380
      @edward8380 Před 6 měsíci +2

      ​@@nicholasho1595Bro already? Ghibli won't let him take a break I guess

    • @edward8380
      @edward8380 Před 6 měsíci +1

      ​@@nicholasho1595ok so it looks like the video is back up now? Not only that but it seems to be the original video???
      I don't understand what's happening lol

  • @Rembreiker_lychec9257
    @Rembreiker_lychec9257 Před 6 měsíci +180

    I think the saddest part is I watched you guys for a long time, and every moment I go back to watch an old video and hear a mention or anything… I just get upset… we miss you Chris

    • @Bendy-the-ink-devil67969
      @Bendy-the-ink-devil67969 Před 6 měsíci +1

      What happened to him I'm so confused

    • @JunkoEnoshimaaaaa
      @JunkoEnoshimaaaaa Před měsícem

      @@Bendy-the-ink-devil67969 He died. Him, Patrick, and Schaff were in a horrific car crash. Schaff was the only survivor.

  • @mimaimoo
    @mimaimoo Před 6 měsíci +18

    Happy Birthday, Chris. I know he's smiling down at this video, relishing in Schaff review this absolute crime against humanity. Rest in peace, and thank you Schaff for honouring their memory. I hope you're at peace, too.

    • @mimaimoo
      @mimaimoo Před 6 měsíci +1

      Also UGH THEY TOOK DOWN THE WHISPER OF THE HEART VIDEO AGAIN NOOOOOOOO

  • @UochintomWash
    @UochintomWash Před 6 měsíci +10

    What's up? Racists to the rescue!

  • @Cooldudelol1638
    @Cooldudelol1638 Před 6 měsíci +74

    That “Happy Birthday Chris” at the end almost teared me up
    Fly high, legend

  • @whenfunnydancingcockroach4625
    @whenfunnydancingcockroach4625 Před 6 měsíci +42

    So fun fact about this movie, it’s actually a sequel to a movie called something like “Little Big Monsters” and actually WAS a ripoff of Monsters vs. Aliens, which is why this movie is more similar to MVA than Up.
    Edit: Also there is in fact, still racism against Chinese people in the first couple of minutes. The first is worse but not by a lot, the animation is only a little bit worse

  • @dandychiggins7240
    @dandychiggins7240 Před 5 měsíci +9

    I was just binge watching the series and didn't understand why it ended so abruptly... I'm sorry for your loss, man. This was awesome 👏

  • @PhilosophicallyAmerican
    @PhilosophicallyAmerican Před 6 měsíci +7

    Okay, but the fortune cookie line was pretty funny.

  • @MarceloZ2
    @MarceloZ2 Před 6 měsíci +84

    Just for a little bit of context, Schaff:
    This atrocity (or masterpiece depending on how you choose to see it) is made by a brazilian filmmaker company named “Video Brinquedo”, which surely you’re familiar with by now. As such, the names of the characters tend to be brazilian names, and the foreign dubs don’t change them. Guto, the name of the little dipshit boy, isn’t actually his name, Guto is one of the short forms of Gustavo, like how Dick is short for Richard (never understood why) and how Will is short for William.

    • @Brasswatchman
      @Brasswatchman Před 6 měsíci +10

      According to etymonline, it's the result of 16th century rhyming slang. "Dick" rhymes with "Rick" which is short for "Richard," and I guess everyone back then decided they liked the sound of it. The more you know!

    • @tentativaX
      @tentativaX Před 6 měsíci +5

      If I'm not mistaken, "Guto" is also short from the name "Augusto"...

    • @MarceloZ2
      @MarceloZ2 Před 6 měsíci +6

      @@tentativaX yeah, it’s also short for Augusto.

  • @QueenVoodo0
    @QueenVoodo0 Před 6 měsíci +77

    Now this, this is how you make an eye catching title!
    And also, I know this will be more than a fitting tribute to Chris.

  • @Tommedian
    @Tommedian Před měsícem +3

    I like how this movie implies that French people don’t drink anything other then wine

  • @archivior
    @archivior Před 6 měsíci +20

    4:31 well even if it wasn’t mentioned, there’s still a reference to him being a twist villain.
    he’s french.

  • @ThenewTchannel
    @ThenewTchannel Před 6 měsíci +91

    I wasn't sure what was going to happen to this series after the unfortunate loss of Chris and Patrick, so I'm glad you delivered this swan song as a tribute to dear Chris
    At the same time, I'm terribly sorry you had to endure this movie

    • @Mysticgamer
      @Mysticgamer Před 6 měsíci +3

      What happened to Chris and Patrick? How did they die?😢

    • @ThenewTchannel
      @ThenewTchannel Před 6 měsíci +3

      @@Mysticgamer car accident. Very sudden

    • @chrisakaschulbus4903
      @chrisakaschulbus4903 Před 6 měsíci

      @@ThenewTchannel"Very sudden" Tbf they say this to minimize trauma in others. Sometimes interchangable with "died on the spot" which is a more gruesome depiction as it doesn't mention time in a specific context. Also the whole thing about perception and time in shock moments. I really hope they weren't feeling much of it.

  • @BR-jw7pm
    @BR-jw7pm Před 6 měsíci +78

    While I’m ECSTATIC that the Video Brenquedo series is back, it’s sad that Chris is no longer around to join in. 😢

  • @susboinathey5662
    @susboinathey5662 Před 6 měsíci +9

    What's Up: Balloon to the Rescue is necessary in the film industry to demonstrate all the flaws possible in a film and exactly what not to make into a movie.

  • @masterkasidit2
    @masterkasidit2 Před 2 měsíci +3

    People always ask What's Up but no one ask How's Up

  • @JacKAB0Y
    @JacKAB0Y Před 6 měsíci +183

    What a brilliant finale, and even better contribution to one of the best co-directors a series could ever have

  • @Strymes49
    @Strymes49 Před 6 měsíci +24

    There is one redeeming quality about this movie actually:
    It references infinitely better movies that everyone should watch instead of this.

  • @what._0kxx
    @what._0kxx Před 3 měsíci +5

    Who's gonna tell Schaff that there's another movie of this? 🙂

  • @lourensbadenhorst1659
    @lourensbadenhorst1659 Před 6 měsíci +6

    Making fun of the French guy: i sleep
    Making fun of the Chinese guy: *R E A L S H I T*

  • @TheGibusDemo
    @TheGibusDemo Před 6 měsíci +44

    14:19 yeah I’m glad I avoided that path early on when I realised it

    • @GlobalBricks1
      @GlobalBricks1 Před 6 měsíci +11

      I know. The old alt right is CRAZY!! 😵
      Never ever be in there.

  • @StardustWhip
    @StardustWhip Před 6 měsíci +22

    Fun fact: This is actually a _sequel_ to another mockbuster by the same studio titled Little & Big Monsters, which released earlier that same year. (You get three guesses what major 2009 animated movie got a mockbuster titled Little & Big Monsters, and the first two don't count.)

  • @judeblack4360
    @judeblack4360 Před 6 měsíci +3

    "Man, I really wish this terrible movie had something memorable."
    _finger on the monkey's paw curls_

  • @caribarts01
    @caribarts01 Před 25 dny +2

    I recognized Mike Pollock, Lisa Ortiz and Erica Schroeder, but I can’t pinpoint the other scientist, French guy and Chinese guy