Cold Steel Natchez Bowie Knife Test & Review. 12 Inches of Silvery Slow Mo Death.
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- čas přidán 12. 09. 2024
- The Cold Steel Natchez Bowie Knife is a bigass survival, tactcical, self offense blade that's just a hair under12 inches. Lynn Thompson saw other punier Bowie knives and thought… these need to be bigger and we need to cut rope with them. So I decided to make a video that has part slow mo, part regular mo and also I pretend I know how to use a knife. I chop, I cut, I prance. If the samurai fisherman can do it, so can I. If you think this big ass tactical, hunting, fishing, and safari knife is something you need in your life- buy it here:
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This was spectacular
Thanks dude!
Might I suggest the two of you hook up, I mean tag team, I mean do a review together of a practical edc knife that is very underrated and understated, the microtech jagdkommando?
Possibly a forthcoming slow mo hands video?
Will the BudK knockoff work??
nick i heard that comment in your voice
What do you call someone else's Bowie knife?
**smoothly puts on sunglasses**
Nacho Bowie
Are those like the "smoke weed every day" cat meme glasses?
Ya'll need Jesus.
Hands up?
You are honestly my favorite knife channel by far. I love your approach in that you give specs, comparisons etc but you're also basically sh*tposting and it just hits the spot when i want to laugh but also see some blades. THANK YOU so much for this channel.
This channel is one big shit post. Thanks man!
That slow mo montage is pure gold, beautiful the mind of a child is.
Can u please not swear on CZcams. My 25 year old son that still lives at home might be watching, and I don’t want him subjected to that.
Tell him to get a fucking job. I mean a job.
@@AdvancedKnifeBro" Get a haircut, get a job"
Why would you say something so controversial yet so brave? Also, tell your son to he needs to be brave and always pack extra tissues. It's a cruel world and it's okay to cry. Also also, didn't mean to assume his gender. I'm sorry 😭
@@JohnDoe-zw8vx SAVAGE!
Hell go through more than that at school lol
I once met an aussie in the outback who had a 12 inch bowie stuffed down the side of his drivers seat, when I said 'holy shit what do you need that for?' he explained that if a roo jumps out on a track and comes through the windscreen, you gotta kill it before it rips the shit out of you trying to kick its way out. That, my friend, could be the one and only use of that Knife I reckon!
That's basically what it's for. Not for hunting, not for processing game- for stabbing a very large animal that wants to kill you or is romantically interested in you.
I'm not sure this Cold Steel knife is up to par. I didn't see a single leather boot stuffed full of raw meat get attacked.
I know- still working up to the meat boot budget... all I have is a Walmart water bottle budget
@@AdvancedKnifeBro complete with arsenic according to recent report!
I felt the sheer ferocity in each blow. So scared my butthole spit in my pants. Awesome vid as usual.
That camera shake wasn’t an editing trick. I’m not sure how or why it happened, but it really adds to the video!
I laughed, I cried. It became a part of me Forget citizen cane, this was a true classic
“I don’t deserve mercy, but I do deserve a drink.”
-Jim Bowie
Lyn was so proud of AKB for showing off a proper war face. If only he had been covered in the blood of his enemies…. Maybe once the purge finally becomes reality?
I just purchased the 3V version not long ago. It's a really beautiful and impressive Bowie!
The inclusion of the link to the Cold Steel video is a great touch. My favorite part of their videos is A. The Post Apocalyptic Hellscape Matte Painting background and B. The abundance of animal heads they apparently keep laying around.
Gotta give props to the OG PROOFERS. Their backgrounds are amazing. I wonder what the creative process is like in deciding on the right one.
The colored bottles of water being cut reminds me slightly of Stanley Kubrick’s A Clockwork Orange, or maybe this is just about a guy reviewing knives, and not the struggle between individual freedom and social order?
The best damn thing i've seen in a while! Every time i think i might get a cold steel knife, i think of their chopping videos and instantly change my mind 😂
You've got some entertaining videos but I think this is your best yet, well freakin done! Replaying...
This was probably one of the most time intensive ones I've done to date. Glad you liked it!
That has to be the best most honest review on this knife on you tube. Not to mention the funniest ! The battle face you had cutting bottles would make lynn Thompson proud lol
Thanks man!
Your videos are a beautiful therapeutic and spiritual confrontation with the sad and happy loneliness of chopping and dancing throughout my childhood. Much appreciated. You're a true professional bro.
There is so much I want to say.... but it all boils down to one word... Perfect!
Chug-a-lug!
Advanced Knife Bro sidenote, www.zebralight.com/SC600w-Mk-IV-Plus-18650-XHP502-Neutral-White-Flashlight_p_225.html
Is that the one you suggested I get over the mk III?
Yeah that’s a good choice. I got a slightly different one that’s less bright- but that ones cool too.
@@AdvancedKnifeBroChecking back into verify it was an excellent purchase. People always ask about it anytime I whip it out.
They love the flashlight too.
The funniest video on CZcams! Much better than rope cutting. I saw a BBQ show with a Filipino that shaved a pig with a Bowie before cooking it; now, that would be a knife review! Imagine a knife that could go through the bones of a pig and have enough edge to shave it. That is advanced knife, bro
Your sense of humor is very funny and catches me off guard alot - lol - thanks for the review.
8:15 This is goddamn modern art
But seriously, 10/10 video. Amazing satire and edits
Thanks man! Adding slow mo and music adds to the edit time... but I'm happy with how I've turned out. It's a combination of things I've seen in a Cold Steel video, Looney tunes, and Stanley Kubrick movies.
Know that you made me chuckle this evening, and I needed that. Keep up the awesome work, bro.
Thanks dude!
You and Nick Shabazz are the Yin and Yang of knife reviewers. Love the channel!
The Laurel and Hardy. Provided Laurel and Hardy weren't in frame together ever.
The Cold Steel slowmo but with that music! Comedic genius man. I truly lol.
I learned it all from cartoons and stanley kubrick movies!
When other reviewers ask what tests we would like to see, I will refrence this video. Great job!
Whacking and chopping!
Advanced Knife Bro In slow motion with classical music, who wouldn't like that type of whacking and chopping? Unless it's to death metal, of course.
Sweet Silvery Death Metal.
That's it. I subscribed based solely on the Mr. Rogers, Dog the Bounty Hunter & current day Steven Seagal joke. I will never drink hot liquid (tea or coffee) or any beverage for that matter while watching one of your videos again. I almost destroyed my laptop with the spray.
Ummmmm, yes. I’ve been watching your channel for a while, you really let your humanity shine in these videos. Keep selling your brand, Nice work.
Nice review - and it certainly gets a person thinking. I love the dry humour and satire, and I love the cold facts interspersed throughout the review. I live in Africa. The favourite traditional weapon here is a "panga" aka machete. I think that it's better to have a weapon when you need one, than to not have one. Sure, sure...weapons are all situational - gun vs. sword vs. axe vs. stone vs. ICBM etc... It's also about a craft, though, and aesthetics and the "art of the possible". It's a personal choice. If I were facing some crazy puppy wielding a panga then I would lurve to have in my hands a piece of reliable, cold steel that can match it. A gun would be better, I suppose...even throw a spear at the silly fuck, but... this is a knife review, right?
Now that's a advanced knife broo!!
Thanks Old Ben!
Completely unnecessary... Yet undeniably glorious. Bravo, sir. Bravo.
I knife that already has hunreds of thousands of views on it already- so the definition of unnecessary! I do it to fill up server space.
The end had me cracking up!!! Your facial expressions.....bwhahaha! Great review bro!
Slow mo needs contorted faces!
What kind of boots are those?
Oh yea, Amazing (underlined and bold) video. Your sense of humor is what the knife community needed. Keep it up.
Those are my Redwing Beckmans. Thanks man!
You always make my day with your vids AWESOME
Thanks man!
The classical music and slow motion was a nice touch: truly you are the Stanley Kubrick of CZcams knife channels. It makes me wish there was a monolith ...
Monolith. I need to use this sometime in the future. I need to also research some more waltzes... waltzes work best.
This guy is a pro. Test part also looks super pro. Pro like capital letters pro, so PRO.
FUCKIN PRO MAN
I know I am late to the game on this video and the channel in general but I got to say this is classic. Your videos are great for people like me that love these kind of things (big sharp pointy objects) to play with and recognize it as such without having to pretend there is some likely real world use for such toys. It's perfect for those of us with a brain that generally don't find much in common with a lot of people with a "tactical" mindset, a word I despise more than life by the way!!!
Holy shit. Instant classic. Good thing you have the bamboo forest to prevent the neighbors from seeing that performance. Speaking of which, can I get some of that bamboo? I use it as plant stakes in my garden.
I've been chopping up bamboo into small pieces so I can burn it... but yes I have the perfect backyard to conceal my shenanigans. He comes a shoot, spear style over the internet! Unless you live in Northern Virginia.
I have this blade, it's awesome but it has a cable tang, but still built like a tank, awesome review brother, fucking A
Your review pointed out a simple truth , there's only two types of knives , one type you actually use and then there's the drawer jockey . I appreciate the homage to Caddyshack .
And sometimes the use really isn't because it works well... it's because it's entertaining.
I feel fairly confident in saying you have the only entertaining knife review videos .
Great video with that BGM!
I live in China,there are some dealers in China are still selling what they called "ABS master piece" which in fact are some crapy damasucs blades made in Pakistan
. Their boss calls himself "HOU DE"（厚德）
The nutnfancy face during slomos - priceless
I had no idea it was a Nutandfancy face. I hope he hasn't trademarked it!
You said share with family...so I did. Grandma and I both agree this is one of your most “graceful?” videos, so well done there!
Ha ha!
7:07 “Waltz Of The Flowers”
N I C E !
Especially if you see the multi-food-colored-hanging-water bottles as “flowers”.
And if you look at your excellently choreographed chopping of those “flowers” as a “Waltz”.🧐
I'm really gonna miss the bamboo vids. RIP bamboo, you humored us well. 🙏
I showed my grandparents this video and they called you a "crazy hippie." My grandfather did like the knife, though.
A hippie?????
What kinda hippy swings around a giant "fightin'" knife??!
10/10 form on slicing those bottles
if you can believe it, I did NOT practice it before this review.
I thought you hit a crescendo (see what I did there?) with your opinel 8 vid. I was wrong. Bravo good sir. Bravo.
It's all downhill from here!
Is it good at processing that particular type of wood? In fact, would you call it a Bambowie?
Hey YO!
Advanced Knife Bro skills in full display! Did chopping the bamboo actually create big enough shock waves to shake the camera, or was that added special effects? Nice.
That was not an effect... I don't know what caused it, but the iphone was on a tripod.
"For something that could easily take down a bull, hear me out - why not kill a bull with the bowie, make a leather sheath with its hide and then, drink its blood too get all its power. It's that simple" - LOL, brilliant!
It's how a man gets his chopping power.
Yep, Masterpiece! And the beanie gave it a nice touch of H3H3.
Oh yeah... he wears that doesn't he? It was also cold out, and I needed something that jiggled in slow mo other than my gut.
I think this is my favorite video of all time
This is the model Natchez Bowie I want! WOOD Handle, brass fittings! Please keep making this original model too?
NACHO BOWIE HAHAHAH..... dude when you one-shotted the bamboo towards the end, that was freakin' legitt
Awesome review dude and your comments
Another great video Bro! I love the classical music. You're a pioneer...................combining knives, witty sarcasm, quality classical music, and a stage presence that's a combination of cool hipster and Kid Rock. VERY unique, and VERY well done!
That waltz of the flowers! Amazeballzzz
Nice job bro!!! Always entertaining to watch a "George Carlin" mentality show off my favorite brand knives!!!
Your facial expressions actually, for really real, made me laugh out loud.
The first rule of using slow motion is to make the dumbest face you can. Ok that's really the only rule I know. I have spent way too many hours watching cartoons.
Death grip of death. That's how I'll call it. The Death Grip Of Death. All capitalized to make it even deadlier.I hate bamboo, and pandas which makes me a bad ass in need of something with a Death Grip of Death. Great video, Bro. I will skip this one though.
It's a video that can serve two purposes, confirmation bias or porn for people who hate bamboo.
Somehow these videos continue to get better each time you make one.
I see you possibly got some inspiration from American History X Coup De Gras curb strike in slow-mo, with that "Finish Him" look on your face as you come down for the kill!!!LOL.
Mostly video games
The Instagram post brought me here ;)
-bird
Trying out different music, and editing on my iPhone for the first time!
Advanced humor bro
Had this knife redone in 5160 with African black wood handle in 12 inch blade.
The bottles of colored water were no pig carcass, but the musical score more than made up for it. Also, Cold Steel is well aware that murderous rebel armies in developing countries cannot afford $200 Bowie knives. That's what their $20 Bowie Machete is for.
Good to know! That one is for pillaging and killing people... this one is for pillaging American wallets!
I'm almost sure that's in the description on the website.
The internet told me they all use Douk-Douks for their assassinations and assorted mischief. #AdvancedDoukDoukBro
You are correct, sir. The name Douk-Douk is derived from the sound it makes when repeatedly stabbing high-value assassination targets.
Damn. I wish I could be this entertaining. Love the slow mo on this one!
I learned in this video that the iPhone 8 shoots horribly near dusk in so mo. But I needed to use some of it! Thanks man!
I'm waiting for the Advanced Knife Fight Bro channel to pop up any time, soon.
Classic genius Period
(That short of a description because I’m not a CZcams critic nor do I get paid to write exquisite essays about the cultural conceptual differentiation defining the American knife community from the doctrinal point of view of Kirkegaardian or Camussian existentialism /to be read in your characteristic sarcastic voice/)
A CZcams critic, that must be a prestigious title. I now am imaging what a serious CZcams critic would look like, and the videos that they make.
But basically some knives are useful to some people, and some ain't.
Thanks man!!!
Advanced Knife Bro 🤣🤣🤣 Keep it up man! You rock the house! 👍🏻👍🏻👊🏻
" Drink all of its blood so you get all of its power." I'd rather drink your bath water so I get all of your power.
Oops that Leatherman comment was a reply to someone else. My bathwater does have magical powers though, mostly because of all the pee.
I love those various tallnesses
OMG Hanlen, you finally made my Christmas wish come true for realsies! Also... Nachoooooooooo!!!
I got more plans for that tree... but I knew I had to beat it up... it’s a tradition now!
The "Bottle Ballet" is a new high for your videos. I don't always learn something from your videos but by god I almost always get a chuckle out of them. Well done. I.like that knife. I have no use for it, it's not practical, but I love the way it looks. There should be a law against providing it with a placlstic sheath though. That's just not right.
My hope is people learn nothing but are at least entertained! That plastic bottle dangly thing came into my head yesterday... I bought a package of water and didn't know what I was going to do with it. It looks funny, and helps fill in some B-roll that allows me to use the knife and tell a mini story. Thanks man!
This is how Advanced Knife Bro uses his extraordinary fast reflexes and footwork to save himself from serious food coloring stains or death.
Parts of my hands are still blue despite having had two showers.
That was epic Bro!
I miss the pig(s) and that grin Lynn Thompson has after he slaughters an already dead animal.
Ha ha... already dead!
Looks like you had a blast using that thing at the end. Also Eathan from H3H3 would be proud of the beanie.
Full chub. Also I used a Junglas for a few months in southeast asia and it was a beast a doing jungle stuff. Also having had bulls blood and water buffalo blood while delicious, unfortunately does not give you all their power.
You truly are a god amongst men. Bravo.
Such a graceful fucking dove!!!
Such poise.....
You sir, are magnificent!
Lynn Thompson would be proud.
I need to send them this video and see if they send me some free shit. Crossing my fingers, holding my... brrr...
You should post all your videos to knifeclub. I checked their rules and it will definitely work out.
I post a few of them there... I know people get uppity about them sometimes. I was banned from r/knives for posting 2 different videos several weeks apart with absolutely no warning. So I'm wary to people thinking I'm spamming. However I don't see much difference between posting photos or videos... you either chose to view them or you don't. Thanks man! I posted this one over there this morning!
Best knife in my collection in VG1. Nothing else compares. Period.
Well done! Your best video I’ve seen!
Chikoski never gets old!
Chikoski is an example of somebody who's done an amazing job and is being recognized more and more.
I will be buying more Cold Steel and Benchmade due to Spyderco upping their prices ridiculously. They make a Recon 1 in S35VN now without the mall ninja coating. I have a Hold Out 3 in Aus 8 and that knife rules. There is also an older model barong machete that I use to edge my lawn with in the garage. I sharpened it on my driveway. You should make some punji sticks to protect that Alamo.
Sharp bamboo surrounding the whole house. There is no HOA, but some people might be inclined to start one. And then they find out we RENT. Ok. I have no idea how HOAs work.
Just become the president of the HOA and then you can require that all your neighbors have 100 punji sticks in their yards. I bet you could pull it off. People are dumb as shit.
Alright, alright.. you’ve put out you’re knife masterpiece of a video. Now on with the flashlights!!
Please. Thank you.
Well shit.. I didn’t think you’d actually listen lol. Thanks!
Ah yes, a knife that'll let you dance like a sugar plum fairy and sting like the 1812 Overture. Or, something like that.
Close enough!
I like a lot bowies, this is not my favorite from cold steel, i like more other bowies from this brand. But, it's a little beast!.
That is the true rocky face cutting bottles, Adriaaaaaaan!. Haha.
Regards!.
YO WAATAH BODDEL
The fact that you have neighbors makes me giggle.
I hope the younger dude who just moves in next door isn't home much.
You Are the Ike baronholtz of the CZcams knife world lol.
Except not modestly famous or rich.
The Cinematography in this episode was freaking Bad Ass Dude & it's really the only way to do justice to the Cold Steel brand, just like in their videos!
Just kidding, it was cool, but I'm not a CS fanboy! It was however very entertaining.
They hold this special little weird place in my heart.
Machetes are too large and cumbersome to take into a tree when you're climbing with spikes, saddle, ropes and chainsaw. Sometimes it's nice to have a heavy knife to remove small limbs on the way up especially if you are usually carrying a medium to large chainsaw that you'd rather only fire up when you're dropping larger branches or section of trunk. I custom built my own for said purpose but I also use it to butcher large animals now as well. You're right about the rust though. I find blood causes rust much faster than water so clean your blade when you're processing the animal. Id rather have my modified machete if I was attacked by a wild animal but I could get the job done with that piece of steel you're holding there. I don't worry about knife fighting cause I usually fight men with my bare hands. In my life a tool like that is a great luxury to be used with pride. I have a hard time understanding why this video seems to think it's a ridiculous item.
Please tell me this is a satirical post
Unfortunately it isn't. Some people need tools like this to make our lives less miserable. I clicked on the video to see a serious review of the knife but now I'm watching his videos cause they're funny. I just wanted to let him know how some of us really use tools like this in this century. I'm an arborist who was born to an immigrant who still buys his large feasts alive from the farm so I am probably seeing tools like this a little differently than the majority of subscribers to this guy's channel. . . . I'm also a bit of a troll so I was proding when I saw this video until I found out I liked his channel so that's my bad.
That was, fuckin great Bro!
A new standard, has now been set. For all Bowie knife videos, from this point forward.
The music, was an especially nice touch!
Needs slow mo and classical music!
I'm playing this on the big screen, in the cafeteria, at lunch time!
The crowd cheered, just after the 08:07 mark! When you had just finished, getting in your two-for-one swing.
Do I now need to send you a royalty check, after this public viewing?
: - )
And of course. After watching this video again. Guess which video CZcams suggested we watch next?
Yep . . . > czcams.com/video/stH_c9XJYwY/video.html
I had to quickly shut that one off though. After all, people were eating!
Wait until I’ve accumulated $0.56
Will do.
Slo mo airborne stick chops are awesome.
Its Not a Full tang , its Not even a Stick tang , it has a Cable inside the handle that goes from the blade to the brass end cap on the handle . I was Pissed when I found out after I bought mine . The handle usually breaks in half when you chop with it , you got really lucky with yours . I'm a Big CS fan , but they did a shitty job with this knife . Lynn Thompson says its a fighting knife and its NOT made to be a woods knife , like the handle can't break in a fight .
Absolutely spectacular sir.
I want live my life in slow motion. No matter what you are doing you will always look dramatically epic.
Man I wish...
Nothing says tactical like a middle aged man in a flannel, beanie, and jeans swinging around a knife at inanimate objects!
My daughter will be so proud when she's a teenager and her classmates discover these. That is if CZcams is still around.
Your back yard is some sort of playground for cutting up random shit. Its great!
All those large trees, providing me with their scaly rotting fruits.