How To Be A BMW Driver
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- čas přidán 28. 04. 2024
- BMW drivers follow a strict code to make them superior beings. Here, for the first time, is an exclusive look at BMW's elite school of how to be a true BMW driver.
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Special thanks to General Assembly for the classroom!
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Based on what I've seen on the road, I'm sure there's also an advanced class.
dingdingdingdiiiiing can confirm
😂😂😂 Ap
That's if they buy the "assholes'r'us starter pack. 🤣
You Sir are a Genius 😂
That is for the pros that drive the M5s
All BMW drivers use indicators. It's just that the bulbs emit a light which the poor people can't see.
+Mr.Rexxyy
Haha!
#CloseTheGap
Ahahahahahahshahahahah
+Mr.Rexxyy lool
+Mr.Rexxyy Now with a special glass that only let's in specialized BMW wavelengths.
What’s meant to be funny about this?
This is just a real life doccumentary.
ikr
True
Exactly it’s a class
Are you joking or? Because this is stupider then vw
TRUE
Seriously thank you. My friend recently bought a BMW M3 and he had no clue how to drive it properly, so I sent him this. There needs to be more properly educational content like this.
It's wonderful that online contents are getting more and more educational and realistic these days.
If you you think your job is worthless, imagine that someone is putting an indicator part on a new BMW right now somewhere around the world...
More worthles is this, that someone, somewhere on this earth, is repairing BMW indicator.
@@satyryczny797 I don't see how that's possible. How would anyone know it's broken?
wait, bmw's have indicators?
@@Random12249 Blasphemy!
Knowing it will never be used
We don't need a class, just buy a BMW and let nature take it's course.
Tyrant no but for real though, I feel like the more I drive my 328xi the more true it gets. Oh well!
Sometime I race people that didn't even know we were racing.. but I (usually) win 🖕
Liam Nicholds i know lmao started driving like a good person straight out of driving school and instantly started becoming the “BMW driver ”
Lool dude that’s so funny!
I found myself needing this class after buying a BMW after a Toyota😂
Following distance and blinkers does naturally come through. But not the language and parking skill@@
10:50 he say's "who is our enemy" and I get a mercedes ad
Well ofcourse, you guys in your bmw's never move out of the way
@@Wowplajer and aswell your Britney in their a class mercedes thinking they're at the top of the world is also a problem lol
Even though this is comedy
It’s pretty accurate
Edit: it’s completely accurate
as a BMW owner I can confirm, this is completely true.
Dude you have a Mustang profile pic. Ho many kills?
Superb Pancakes There’s no denying it, I can confirm as a BMW driver as well
Tim Frolov it’s been a month and he didn’t reply, looks like he’s on a long streak
@@Windows98R im i bmw driver for about 15 years and i can say that this is stupid..
As a bmw driver I can confirm I attended and passed this class.
Well done clifford
YOU ARE PART OF THE PROBLEM!
Is there an actual exam though
@@gaboriloskity tudni magyar jól
@@melkereriksson9175 well he's CRAWford..
Also, you cannot get overtaken. Being overtaken while driving a BMW is a sign of weakness.
P.S. Speed limits are only suggestions for lesser vehicles.
Bmw can only br overtaken by MERCEDES💪💪
@Not a Russian Boi one time i was in a ferrari with a friend passing by at around 200km/h... Only to be overtakem by a Mercedes Slr
@@ducac-0457 About all legit cars can go faster than 200kmh, bmw included
@@ducac-0457 BMW M5 can blow the shit out of Mercedes
what if i take over a BMW with less horses than my S13, are they automatically banned from driving their BMW?
The dislikes are form BMW drivers who “don’t think they are like this.“
Those dislikes are from people who use to date BMW drivers. BMW drivers know they’re like this. Ive been bone for 3 days. Ive watched so many videos on them, i ended up here, and I know I’m not alone.
"Here's a example of a good BMW Driver,"
*shows a picture of Jeremy Clarkson*
Edit: Ok, I'm not gonna be like "4 like omg tysm", But Holy Cow 2.1K likes! Thanks!
Edit 2: Ok why are people arguing in the replies about racist Top Gear or Jeremy Corbyn? Those have nothing to do with this lmao
Exactly
XD
Am I joke to you ?
I knew it was him! Lol
I know
"Gavin, there are ladies present and this is NOT Audi class" lmfao!
DeathLotus as an Audi owner i approve of the joke
They need an Audi School skit.
DeathLotus ii
As a BMW driver, I can confirm that this is 100% accurate.
that swearing is VERY light for my standards...
+ΑΡΗΣ ΚΟΡΝΑΡΑΚΗΣ lol that's a cuss word?
Stephen Cagle I was saying about the beeped words in the video
+ΑΡΗΣ ΚΟΡΝΑΡΑΚΗΣ oh. I thought you were talking about what that guy said Iol
I drove a buddy's once on the highway and what can I say it makes you drive like a douche bag. Tail gating, speeding, short lane changes, no signalling, missing a mirror but who needs that. He for got to teach the pass and dip of the sun glasses with the death stare from satin.
The only being superior to a BMW driver is the mechanic that keeps it running
My mechanic last saw my car about 12 months ago, when it got new brake pads.
Amen
pls leave
"That ladies and gentlemen is a 330ci, he's in the ranks, couldn't afford an M3, probably don't want to be his friend" lmfao
My question is...who can afford m3? I barely could afford my e46 318ci which is like 8x cheaper than m3, and let's not talk about fuel consumption...
When driving an M3,
1. Never ever use blinkers
2. Always ignore traffic laws
3. When stuck in traffic, use the break down lane to heat that engine up
4. Drive over the speed limit
5. Tailgate
6. Zoom past every single goddamn Volvo on the road
7. Always be weary of the S60 Polestar (not package, but the real deal)
8. Be a macho
8.5. Always wear a suit
9. You are better than everyone else
10. "Because I have a BMW." should be the answer to every single question.
no joke i do number 10 as an excuse for everything car relevant and non car relevant(Can get annoying or boring). also mostly 1 but i drive a BMW 116I
A BMW 116I, is that even a car? it sounds like a peasants BMW.
Still a BMW better than most cars
Nah, not a true BMW owner, you're supposed to say ALL cars, not most.
There are two number 8's. Which one should I follow?
As a BMW driver I would say he is not even exaggerating.
Same here. I think he's on point.
at all
Rob owns a bmw :oo
i am about to get those glasses though... they look dope
Yup, this is me
When you see a BMW in a merging lane about 200 feet behind you going 4x the speed limit: "Here we go again."
I actually saw a BMW driver use their indicator a couple of days ago. They still changed lanes right in front of me without leaving much space, and I still had to brake quite hard, but nonetheless I was impressed. It was like that scene in 'Day of the Dead' when Bub uses a gun; "Oh my God; they're learning!"
If you drive a BMW X5, the goal is to take up 3 spots, not 2.
4 spots and a disabled space of you're in an hippo (X6)
Nah, disabled parkings are for Audi drivers, everybody knows that. You're in a Beemer.
nah,the goal is to park over a car
Four spaces is where it's really at.
metrouk2.files.wordpress.com/2014/04/parking-car.jpg?w=748&h=561&crop=1
MrSupercar55 That guy is promising. Too bad he's just too poor to afford an X6-M and has to stick to a Ram...he isn't worthy of being called Nigel.
I lost it at "Gavin this is not Audi class"
Something related to ladies probably?
Lmao, same 😂😂😂😂😂
They need a “How to be an Audi driver”
Hilarious had me cracked up
Lmao
Thank you for this class. As a BMW driver i really want to get all the details right and improve myself as a BMW driver. This helps a lot.
Many thanks!
Nigel
@Dee Jay yes, of course they are, if you dont drive reckless with them they gonna break! No but on a more serious note, dont know where you are coming from, but we never had any problems with our BMWs.
@Dee Jay Only in the US of A. In Europe BMW reliability is much better, except for the early X3s (which, incidentally, were manufactured in America).
i swear if i ever become a BMW driver il use some of this lessons .
No need, ass soon as you buy one, you become a Pro.
@Dee Jay you are really stupid
Dee Jay lmao what the fuck
not some, everything :)
K Man OK Ricky Martin wtf are you driving cause last time I checked not all bmws are unreliable
i lost my shit at 1:10 "Do we look like a bunch of cunts"
Dan Clark kind of...
actually they are @$$holes
Yeaah.. That ass!
What?
cocks*
TheBetterButterLTU no
Having a BMW is such a safety measure. I'm not afraid to mess up and drive recklessly because everyone is already expecting it.
Gon screen this
@@murphy1832 Do you English?
@@rogueuniversities6866 Do you have any hobbies besides replying to old ass comments?
@@murphy1832 I'm going to attempt to answer you despite your lack of English: Yes, I do have hobbies besides replying to old ass comments. I see you've not discovered an English tutor yet.
@@rogueuniversities6866 still you make fun of his English, but you literally said "Do you English?"
Well, I had a E Class Merc before getting a 3 series. In Merc, people respected me in the road and expected me to drive appropriately. But in BMW, people thinks that I would drive like a BMW driver here in this video. This created some difficulties. So after a week, I said "F*ck it" and started to drive like a true BMW driver does. My life is easier now. I don't press brakes just driving straight to the front car, just blinking, taking over at right in left turns. If that's what people are expecting from me then they will get it.
Uğur Demirkol what kind of difficulties?
Zachary Duquette people dont let you merge on highways for instance... because they think you are a prick in the bmw 😂😂 I can relate
There are friendly BMW drivers out there you know, like me :(
Mister_Zach_ people will cut you off nonstop in shitty Honda’s and Toyota’s because they know you’re going to stop as well
Get the mercedes back you normie!
Idc what you drive but still mercedes would have been smarter
“Lesson 4: Indicators. What Indicators?”
After that, he should’ve said “Ok, Lesson 5...”
“This is not Audi class”
I’m dying.
RIP you
Proud owner of rs3
Killer line! "This is not Audi Class" lol...
@AMGstudios Oof size: large
@AMGstudios ehmm Tesla's batteries are limited too
Meanwhile in Mustang class they're killing crowds
+BossSfeedy as a mustang owner i can confirm this as true
Don't be silly the class uses reusable dummies. It's only when you graduate they bring in the crowd.
Don't forget poles
you start off with small children and the elderly who can't move very well, then you graduate onto middle aged people and teenagers.
If you mean krauts, your kind called us like that probably because they didn't knew it before coming to Germany....
And to greet our American friends a little something to translate for you "Was ist der Unterschied zwischen einem Amerikaner und Joghurt, das Joghurt hat Kultur!"
2 things missing:
loud music
driving with angel eyes, no matter if it's day or night
Don't worry about driving with angel eyes. I got an BMW a week ago and the angel eyes are always on. Like you have to actually go through the bordcomputer to shut them of😂😂
Fire Coockie i know, but i mean driving with angel eyes but without the actual light, so it looks cooler :D
@@losandos8619 aka DRL=Daytime Running Lights. Angeleyes are always on no matter day/night. During night they're on but faded to not dazzle other drivers, in combination with lowbeam.
@@carlmagnusson4951 yeah i know, but a real BMW driver does not use any light but DRL, no matter what daytime it is
Yup, I drive an Audi and always use DRL. Also built own fog lights since no A6 have fog lights🤷♂️
First I thought it's a parody, but just realized that school must really exist.
I love how this is a cross-contental truth. England, USA, Germany...
HedgehogPro Tech and Poland
@Tim M In Hungary too
In Russia like 1/3 of BMW drivers are super arrogant women. They don't drive particularly fast, but they are total assholes and are incredibly stupid. Just today a BMW cut through 4 lanes, causing me to brake pretty hard and some other cars up to tyre squel, just to cut the "traffic jam" in front of a red light (all the cars go through the intersection after the light changes).
@@MrPaukann dunno about the third being women, but can confirm bmw drivers in Russia are wankers. Funny how blinking the lights is 100% accurate. Sometimes you just wanna slam the brakes and teach those tailgating fucks a lesson or two.
Mostly in Australia too.
Ethan is my spirit animal. Always hated on by the bros. Stay strong Ethan!
+Engineering Explained notice me senpai.
" Hello everybody, and welcome "
cdj2000ful "Hello Everyone ,And Welcome"*
+EMCE3IME_LINUXTECHADDICT sorry. my mistake
Hey
After all these years, this is still one of the best videos on entire CZcams 🎉😂
Was this supposed to be a comedy sketch??
Because it is like a documentary
TOMK 05 just liked bc of profile pic haha
This little skit was quite good. He can be a new gen clarkson. xD
Alex indeed can !
+Patrick Star how dare you say that's wrong
let's let both of them to be unique and keep our faith in humanity
In germany BMW drivers are either aggressive businessmen, you can recognize them by their obviously expensive new models...
But the older models.... Oh God.
120hp 316ti with straight pipes and -3° camber, 5mm ride height, blasting bad rap music, typically driven by 19 y/o "gangsters".
I love the bmw engines, but not so much the cars and definitely not the drivers
Or its a dude who actually is from mafia
Negative camber is the stupidest thing since parking tickets.
You're talking about yourself aren't you
And mainly turks drive 3/5 series BMWs
How to be a Skoda driver: drive as slow as legally possible
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I don't agree with you. Last time I was on the Autobahn I was doing around 170 to 180 kph in an X3, but in the left lane there were so many Octavias doing at least 220 or something. Those VRS estates seem to be some kind of little sleepers.
I know, I am a disgrace to BMW drivers, but I am more of a Mercedes guy anyway :P
You see this is why you get wankers in Audis and BMWs always trying to take you on 30MPH roads, I had a Skoda and didn't drive it slow, you would get people assuming you were driving slow because you are driving a Skoda. Was always fun to dump the clutch and leave them standing at the lights too. :D Skodas are technically VWs now anyway, just cheaper and a lot more pensioners seem to drive them.
you mean prius???
Vulpix Don’t diss the Priuss, it’s a stealthy, sexy beast.
As a BMW driver I agree!This is 100% accurate!Wish I saw this before,sadly I had to learn everything on my own.
I drive a BMW and I can confirm that this video is almost accurate. I live in Germany and i have to use my right hand for the steering wheel and mostly my left for the middlefinger.
I guess that's the point of automatic transmissions in newer BMWs. You can hold a wheel and point a middle finger WHILE overtaking.
@@jerichamesclammay3107 I am also German and a BMW driver and I can confirm this 100%. Speeding bye with 260 km/h on the Autobahn while coursing at those slow ass bitches who drive with 140 km/h on the overtaking lane, god how I hate them😂
@@Pugnare-et-vincere the autobahn has corrupted you.
Luke Dearey better shut up. You lil twat
@@Pugnare-et-vincere i am dutch, when i am in germany on the autobahn i drive max speed
I'm shocked at how accurately this represents my driving behavior.
Im proud of how Ive done all that even before I watched this video :-)
***** Driving superior cars :D
One can always improve on some Little things, so pay attention to class. :D
I am surprised as this behaviour come by default when you become a BMW driver.... Cant believe that I am one of them
Sajin S Anand Hahaha thats right :D
To BMW Drivers, the road is always empty, they only see other BMW Drivers, we peasants are invisible to them.
A couple of points you missed:
When parking your BMW don't forget to use a Blue Bay for disabled drivers if available.
Drive with the drivers window open on a hot day even though you have AC so everyone can see your huge ostentatious 'designer' watch.
'Pretend you're the hair dresser in the MX5' Said the hair dresser in the MX5
+Pittiplatsch he knows you know?!
***** You know you don't know that he doesn't know that he knows?!
+Darude - Sandstorm all I know is shut up
Alexandre Poirier bmw driverstorm
Darude - Sandstorm
Du du du du du du du du du du du du du du du du du du du du du du du du du du du du du du du du du du du du
I've watched that Top Gear episode where Clarkson shows Hammond how to properly dress when driving a BMW lmao
+Adrn Ncos Lol I have to see that
I saw that too lol miss the old top gear
+Adrn Ncso what episode is that?
Series 10 Episode 10, It's the M3, RS4 & C63 shootout
+Adrn Ncso best episode ever along with the Ferrari/Pagani/Ford one
I recently bought myself a BMW 3 series and this video was the first thing I saw on my CZcams, Thank you for extremely important formation
Love this video keep coming back after years. Would love to see a Mercedes school or a prius school and this video is absolutely gold marks when youtube had read content
I just got my first BMW and I wasn't sure if I drive correctly. Thanks for the video
@Dee Jay youtube expert, thanks
@Dee Jay mate it's not as bad as many people claim im European so maybe it's different in America and you have to get yearly check ups on your car here and they often last hundreds of thousands of miles without major issues
@@timmiekat6072 Regardless of the yearly MOT or equivalent BMWs still fall apart within 100k.
@@SpitfireFortyFour no of you buy a complicated.car with a lot of tech and drive it hard that's going to break it sure making maintenance higher in some cases but the cars driving around here hold.up well BMW is not know for doing reliable or unreliable in particular as most German cars
Youre my enemyyy,,,,, when i see u im not gonna use any indicators and overtake you hard 😂
As a BMW Driver, I can see that i've got a lot to learn.
LeoThe Greatxx E30 Touring 316i :)
You boys spelt push bikes wrong :)
me too ^^ e36 coupe 316i ;)
GERstarBROT I gotta learn soon man 328i
120i here
All BMW driver's same in all countries. XD Thanks for the advices.
I was with some friends recently when we saw a BMW parked in the "correct" manner. He thought no one could park next to him. He was wrong.
WiFi Password: TAILGATE
Semi Reality great observation skills
audi drivers are the tailgating master tho
Ethan M it’s both in the US
Password incorrect
@@etekweb
Where i am from, tailing simply means following while trying to not get spotted.
You deserve to be on Top Gear, not Chris Evans.
hola vicesaaaaaat
+vicesat wrong lol
soy sub te amamos
+vicesat no. Just no.
nope they deserve to be here. Car throttle
As BMW owners we really need our own highways exclusively for BWW drivers so we can be happy forever n ever.
Thank you, just got an BMW and always wondered.
Im even such a good driver that the police already awarded me with an extra point for my driving skills.
Good God only one extra point for your driving?! When the cops came to congratulate me on my driving skills they said that my driver's license would be hung up and framed at their office.
Took me nearly the entire video to realise that they're not actually wearing Bluetooth headsets...
Lol I didn't even notice
+AceITH007 They are wearing pipe cleaners lol
+Jacob Salty hahahaha u didn't even notice
***** I was like, wait what xD
+TGI J 5:35
I drive a BMW and this is true, assholes... Now I'm late for my meetings
We are superior beings, you know?
CynicMuzik indeed we are, Nigel
+Mike Hunt don't mind me im just in the way
+Mike Hunt fuck bmw drivers and their cars
Get out of the fucking way, Nigel
Love how he's givin everyone the bird when they walk in the room. 😂
I recently got a 2008 BMW 318i touring and I absolutely love it, this video was a very good educational video.
You forgot to mention that you always have the right of way, no matter what.
Yeah, coz you run out of blinker fluid.
You talk about mercedes...
wifi:BMWSCHOOL
Pass:Tailgate
lost it..
By far one of the best car throttle videos
As an owner of 2 E34s, an E39 and an E23 I take a refresher course every month.
What's the difference between a porcupine and a BMW?
The pricks are on the inside.
+1 million 😂
LOL
Penrose Proven fact
Penrose 😂 I own a bmw
I'm a BMW driver and find this very funny.
I have a bmw e90 330 nd and as bmw driver I approve of this video and garantee u this is true
I have a bmw 335i e92 coupe :D it really does change your character.
miguelito starz 320d e90 :D
Jacob J Your prius does too
BMW 330i!!!! I also approve this video lol !!!! Love my BMW !!!!
miguelito starz BMW 540 i and x5
A few days ago a woman smoking a cigarette in a Dacia overtook me, and the car in front of me I was merciful to. It was in a village while i was driving slowly because i was following that old car. I have to admit, i got so triggered i swore on my bavarian gods that i will overtook that Dacia while driving as fast as i can. I gave him a few minutes of headstart, waited until we got out of the village, and finally cought up with him and overtook him at 170 kp/h, then stared at his puny soul through my rear view mirror. Gotta say, my bmw soul was finally at peace. I knew i wouldn't have slept that night if I hand't passed him.
Good. Very good. Correct behaviour.
You forget the most important thing. In any conversation you have to tell people you have a bmw. People need to know 😁
And Im going to put all these lessons into practice now that i have a bmw M2.
See what i did there 😉
The Lesson 5: How to park is incorrect - you always park as close as possible - in the front of the building, near entrance, on the yellow stripes is the best...
I didn't buy a BMW to walk around and get hit by some clunker
Aim it in the general direction of parking bay
If you see "Fire Lane" that's just a synonym for "VIP Parking"
wheelchair symbol FTW
This guy is my favourite bmw driver!
That's an advanced lesson for BMW drivers which you can take after finishing this class first
Up Next:
How to be an Audi driver.
How to be a miata owner*
Toyota, Cadillac, and Kia drivers are also pretty shit.
+Giddy Gamer you forgot Mercedes drivers
+Kim Jung un "How to be a miata owner*" thats called gay porn and that already exists
+Adam Thomas How to be a Prius driver?
I've learned more things by alex than any teacher at my 10 years of going to school
Yesterday I bought an E30 320i with the M20B20 engine.
This documentary is very informative.
I'll shall drive my Bmw with pride tomorrow LOL
+Mario Only e30. ;)
Mario Noo, I'm more into japanese cars, but e30 looks really nice imo.
Remember, we are superior beings. Lol
hmmm. I have become this since owning a BMW. :-)
+Ian Townsend I will keep out of your way my good sir.
-Lesser Volvo peasant.
The most important part to a bmw driver
Start - 9:33. End - 9:36
_Scanidaf_ no you’re wrong
NEXTER KO how is a true documentary
True hahahahahah😂😂😂😂👌👌👌
In asia bmw park correctly lol they don't take 2 space
My first BMW (330i) on the way! Should be delivered in couple of weeks. Need to be prepared before it arrives, thanks for this valuable educational video 👍
passed the test with flying colors, destroyed our enemy Audi q3 by performing golden manoeuvres, blinking and passing with a nice one foot gap with no indicators or whatsoever >>
i can't imagine what audi classes would be like then :P
That needs to be the next video
+Alexander Thompson Audi and Mercedes drivers are not nearly as douchey as BMW drivers.
+young 95 Can't wait till i get my BMW. Since I can't be douchey in another car.
+young 95 audi drivers are mustang drivers.
Caleb Potter Nah. Mustang drivers are in a class of their own. I've seen the videos.
How to be BMW driver:
Kill your indicator.
I dont think my m3 has indicators lol
spicy meme whats a indicator? never heard of that.
Via not supplying it blinker fluid
This is the video that introduced me to CT, and Alex.
Most entertaining thing I've seen in a very long time... 😂
2:29 look at the reflection on his glasses, the room is empty xD
+D4rk Spyro Good detective work!
You sir are a legend. How in God's name have you noticed that?
dat outdoor reflective sunglasses works r8 lol
oh my goodd
I also noticed that
I feel like you're forced to go through this class before you're allowed to buy a BMW
+The Evenger Yes, it is a mandatory class with a test at the end.
If you fail, they won't sell you one and you will be taken out of the dealership with some "fuck off's" of the graduates
Confirmed, even when I was just considering taking an 850 GS I was still forced to attend
You Nailed it
I love the channel profile picture, the little low detail very low detail guided gearbox looks simple and good
The problem at bmw drivers is that they forget to put blinker fluid
Emanuel Jj Whaaaat that explain why my blinker's is not working atm
ChrisFix?
No, they never run out of blinker fluid because they never use their blinkers
Blinker fluid exists?
It's because BMW blinker fluid is expensive
The real way to park a bmw
2wd=two soaces required
4wd (x-drive)=four spaces required
Soaces soaces soaces soaces soaces soaces soacea soaces soaces soaces soaces soaces soaces soaces soaces
And then the bmw driver gets socked in the face,
This is like my favorite video in CZcams 😂
Passed my driving test this year after taking his advice, works 100%
Surprisingly this is accurate as many BMW drivers have done this to me as I drive in my BMW doing this to them...
Meanwhile in the Toyota class they're learning about the mysterious phenomenon known as a "breakdown"
Matt Bowen hahaha!! 🤣 owned a Toyota once in HS and this is absolutely hilarious
Matt Bowen been driving one for 4 years, no mechanical problems at all
270,000miles and still going happy!
Isaiah Ash And that is why it is mysterious. The phenomenon of breakdown is a myth in Toyota owner community. It is probably more far fetched than meeting a fire breathing dragon!
Matt Bowen you are mistaken for a ford class
I just bought black X3, and I needed this, I was puny honda driver before, now I am a master class and need to look a part.
I am going to get the g20 3 series. I can’t wait!!
i've got it already :)
Did i ask?
Just got my BMW 335i M Sport
taking notes
Welcome to the club 😎
Congrats, bud. Have you already chosen your new name?
Are you planning to tune it ?
Daan Made in Holland you wouldn’t want him to be your friend
Dee Jay because he can do wtf he want with his OWN money lol
So when do we drain the blinker fluid?
The One, The Only, ESPACADO never
no need to drain because bmw's don't have blinkers!
The One, The Only, ESPACADO
It comes pre drained from the factory
The One, The Only, ESPACADO after you change the muffler bearing
Preston Ford When there’s a motorcycle behind you, you squirt the full load onto him.
Haha brilliant 😂 just bought my 1st BMW this class has helped me a lot. Thanks 👍
As a just-passed BMW driver I needed this. I was too used to driving according to the highway code and using my indicators.
#CloseTheGap
If you see a gap, close it! There's NASCAR for a reason, fuck the ovals, the road is straight, just get that sweet slipstream and pretend that you are tapping the ass of the car in front like a real master. Drive those highways like a boss so everyone goes out of the way as soon as they see your swag coming for their souls xD
felpel102 Comment of the month right here XD
+felpel102 hahaha
Dude, Audi drivers are the new BMW drivers...
so true but fun part is bmw's smoke them because they are not use to drive a real car
+Thierry Demaer yet still they are massive c&cks
No, they're pretty classy
+ChargersFanSD Spotted the Audi driver
+Thierry Demaer I'm really hoping thats a joke.. Because if you're serious, then you are the joke.
Excellent and insightful documentary.
My BMW local dealership would not let me purchase a car without completing this course. Thank you for the easy layout, very easy to follow along. Picking up my bmw tomorrow!