How To Be A BMW Driver

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  • čas přidán 28. 04. 2024
  • BMW drivers follow a strict code to make them superior beings. Here, for the first time, is an exclusive look at BMW's elite school of how to be a true BMW driver.
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  • @dingdingdingdiiiiing
    @dingdingdingdiiiiing Před 5 lety +3869

    Based on what I've seen on the road, I'm sure there's also an advanced class.

  • @geekybench
    @geekybench Před 8 lety +14102

    All BMW drivers use indicators. It's just that the bulbs emit a light which the poor people can't see.

    •  Před 8 lety +78

      +Mr.Rexxyy
      Haha!

    • @mipmipmipmipmip
      @mipmipmipmipmip Před 8 lety +157

      #CloseTheGap

    • @ilgiallo1985
      @ilgiallo1985 Před 8 lety +22

      Ahahahahahahshahahahah

    • @Xilver_
      @Xilver_ Před 8 lety +11

      +Mr.Rexxyy lool

    • @JT4GM4K3R
      @JT4GM4K3R Před 8 lety +52

      +Mr.Rexxyy Now with a special glass that only let's in specialized BMW wavelengths.

  • @velociforce
    @velociforce Před 4 lety +3713

    What’s meant to be funny about this?
    This is just a real life doccumentary.

  • @parkervarin
    @parkervarin Před 3 lety +184

    Seriously thank you. My friend recently bought a BMW M3 and he had no clue how to drive it properly, so I sent him this. There needs to be more properly educational content like this.

    • @zahidhasan9040
      @zahidhasan9040 Před 2 lety +13

      It's wonderful that online contents are getting more and more educational and realistic these days.

  • @AKdsad100
    @AKdsad100 Před 5 lety +3318

    If you you think your job is worthless, imagine that someone is putting an indicator part on a new BMW right now somewhere around the world...

    • @satyryczny797
      @satyryczny797 Před 4 lety +108

      More worthles is this, that someone, somewhere on this earth, is repairing BMW indicator.

    • @Dirtyboxer1
      @Dirtyboxer1 Před 4 lety +126

      @@satyryczny797 I don't see how that's possible. How would anyone know it's broken?

    • @Random12249
      @Random12249 Před 4 lety +60

      wait, bmw's have indicators?

    • @VanquishMediaDE
      @VanquishMediaDE Před 4 lety +9

      @@Random12249 Blasphemy!

    • @tommillard4193
      @tommillard4193 Před 4 lety +5

      Knowing it will never be used

  • @Lord_Deimos
    @Lord_Deimos Před 7 lety +3758

    We don't need a class, just buy a BMW and let nature take it's course.

    • @howdoieatyou3603
      @howdoieatyou3603 Před 6 lety +44

      Tyrant no but for real though, I feel like the more I drive my 328xi the more true it gets. Oh well!

    • @connorfalcon7080
      @connorfalcon7080 Před 6 lety +107

      Sometime I race people that didn't even know we were racing.. but I (usually) win 🖕

    • @Jonconji
      @Jonconji Před 6 lety +16

      Liam Nicholds i know lmao started driving like a good person straight out of driving school and instantly started becoming the “BMW driver ”

    • @armelinhol9456
      @armelinhol9456 Před 5 lety +1

      Lool dude that’s so funny!

    • @FuyukiSakura
      @FuyukiSakura Před 5 lety +6

      I found myself needing this class after buying a BMW after a Toyota😂
      Following distance and blinkers does naturally come through. But not the language and parking skill@@

  • @waateb5262
    @waateb5262 Před 3 lety +192

    10:50 he say's "who is our enemy" and I get a mercedes ad

    • @Wowplajer
      @Wowplajer Před 3 lety +2

      Well ofcourse, you guys in your bmw's never move out of the way

    • @Owdriger2017
      @Owdriger2017 Před 2 lety

      @@Wowplajer and aswell your Britney in their a class mercedes thinking they're at the top of the world is also a problem lol

  • @superbpancakes4092
    @superbpancakes4092 Před 4 lety +1632

    Even though this is comedy
    It’s pretty accurate
    Edit: it’s completely accurate

    • @garageqf
      @garageqf Před 4 lety +32

      as a BMW owner I can confirm, this is completely true.

    • @timfrolov7891
      @timfrolov7891 Před 4 lety +15

      Dude you have a Mustang profile pic. Ho many kills?

    • @Windows98R
      @Windows98R Před 4 lety +2

      Superb Pancakes There’s no denying it, I can confirm as a BMW driver as well

    • @toadfullya3558
      @toadfullya3558 Před 4 lety +1

      Tim Frolov it’s been a month and he didn’t reply, looks like he’s on a long streak

    • @erminbecic711
      @erminbecic711 Před 4 lety

      @@Windows98R im i bmw driver for about 15 years and i can say that this is stupid..

  • @crawfordbrown75
    @crawfordbrown75 Před 5 lety +2574

    As a bmw driver I can confirm I attended and passed this class.

  • @Misterlikeseverythin
    @Misterlikeseverythin Před 5 lety +6640

    Also, you cannot get overtaken. Being overtaken while driving a BMW is a sign of weakness.
    P.S. Speed limits are only suggestions for lesser vehicles.

    • @ducac-0457
      @ducac-0457 Před 5 lety +26

      Bmw can only br overtaken by MERCEDES💪💪

    • @ducac-0457
      @ducac-0457 Před 5 lety +15

      @Not a Russian Boi one time i was in a ferrari with a friend passing by at around 200km/h... Only to be overtakem by a Mercedes Slr

    • @jorgenmartensson6497
      @jorgenmartensson6497 Před 4 lety +13

      @@ducac-0457 About all legit cars can go faster than 200kmh, bmw included

    • @technicalcrown2743
      @technicalcrown2743 Před 4 lety +33

      @@ducac-0457 BMW M5 can blow the shit out of Mercedes

    • @vulpix9210
      @vulpix9210 Před 4 lety +1

      what if i take over a BMW with less horses than my S13, are they automatically banned from driving their BMW?

  • @HotNoBeans
    @HotNoBeans Před 3 lety +95

    The dislikes are form BMW drivers who “don’t think they are like this.“

    • @CoreyMack5000
      @CoreyMack5000 Před 2 lety +8

      Those dislikes are from people who use to date BMW drivers. BMW drivers know they’re like this. Ive been bone for 3 days. Ive watched so many videos on them, i ended up here, and I know I’m not alone.

  • @porschedude7687
    @porschedude7687 Před 4 lety +3194

    "Here's a example of a good BMW Driver,"
    *shows a picture of Jeremy Clarkson*
    Edit: Ok, I'm not gonna be like "4 like omg tysm", But Holy Cow 2.1K likes! Thanks!
    Edit 2: Ok why are people arguing in the replies about racist Top Gear or Jeremy Corbyn? Those have nothing to do with this lmao

  • @vitico123ful
    @vitico123ful Před 7 lety +828

    "Gavin, there are ladies present and this is NOT Audi class" lmfao!

  • @GhostSickness
    @GhostSickness Před 8 lety +6963

    As a BMW driver, I can confirm that this is 100% accurate.

    • @user-po6hn9id1t
      @user-po6hn9id1t Před 8 lety +70

      that swearing is VERY light for my standards...

    • @stephencagle999
      @stephencagle999 Před 8 lety +5

      +ΑΡΗΣ ΚΟΡΝΑΡΑΚΗΣ lol that's a cuss word?

    • @user-po6hn9id1t
      @user-po6hn9id1t Před 8 lety +4

      Stephen Cagle I was saying about the beeped words in the video

    • @stephencagle999
      @stephencagle999 Před 8 lety +3

      +ΑΡΗΣ ΚΟΡΝΑΡΑΚΗΣ oh. I thought you were talking about what that guy said Iol

    • @tinderinc
      @tinderinc Před 8 lety +23

      I drove a buddy's once on the highway and what can I say it makes you drive like a douche bag. Tail gating, speeding, short lane changes, no signalling, missing a mirror but who needs that. He for got to teach the pass and dip of the sun glasses with the death stare from satin.

  • @killstacy8088
    @killstacy8088 Před 3 lety +175

    The only being superior to a BMW driver is the mechanic that keeps it running

  • @tacotsunami
    @tacotsunami Před rokem +33

    "That ladies and gentlemen is a 330ci, he's in the ranks, couldn't afford an M3, probably don't want to be his friend" lmfao

    • @domegrobnik74
      @domegrobnik74 Před rokem +2

      My question is...who can afford m3? I barely could afford my e46 318ci which is like 8x cheaper than m3, and let's not talk about fuel consumption...

  • @thatoneguy5903
    @thatoneguy5903 Před 7 lety +1942

    When driving an M3,
    1. Never ever use blinkers
    2. Always ignore traffic laws
    3. When stuck in traffic, use the break down lane to heat that engine up
    4. Drive over the speed limit
    5. Tailgate
    6. Zoom past every single goddamn Volvo on the road
    7. Always be weary of the S60 Polestar (not package, but the real deal)
    8. Be a macho
    8.5. Always wear a suit
    9. You are better than everyone else
    10. "Because I have a BMW." should be the answer to every single question.

    • @tolgac9975
      @tolgac9975 Před 7 lety +15

      no joke i do number 10 as an excuse for everything car relevant and non car relevant(Can get annoying or boring). also mostly 1 but i drive a BMW 116I

    • @Glenn7719
      @Glenn7719 Před 7 lety +51

      A BMW 116I, is that even a car? it sounds like a peasants BMW.

    • @tolgac9975
      @tolgac9975 Před 7 lety +22

      Still a BMW better than most cars

    • @Glenn7719
      @Glenn7719 Před 7 lety +56

      Nah, not a true BMW owner, you're supposed to say ALL cars, not most.

    • @isthisnametaken978
      @isthisnametaken978 Před 7 lety +1

      There are two number 8's. Which one should I follow?

  • @Rear_Admiral522
    @Rear_Admiral522 Před 8 lety +832

    As a BMW driver I would say he is not even exaggerating.

  • @WarlordRising
    @WarlordRising Před 4 lety +49

    When you see a BMW in a merging lane about 200 feet behind you going 4x the speed limit: "Here we go again."

  • @jnicolson865
    @jnicolson865 Před 2 lety +25

    I actually saw a BMW driver use their indicator a couple of days ago. They still changed lanes right in front of me without leaving much space, and I still had to brake quite hard, but nonetheless I was impressed. It was like that scene in 'Day of the Dead' when Bub uses a gun; "Oh my God; they're learning!"

  • @Titan-gs6cf
    @Titan-gs6cf Před 8 lety +656

    If you drive a BMW X5, the goal is to take up 3 spots, not 2.

    • @KA467
      @KA467 Před 8 lety +79

      4 spots and a disabled space of you're in an hippo (X6)

    • @straxwb
      @straxwb Před 8 lety +69

      Nah, disabled parkings are for Audi drivers, everybody knows that. You're in a Beemer.

    • @eniojaupaj5615
      @eniojaupaj5615 Před 7 lety +13

      nah,the goal is to park over a car

    • @MrSupercar55
      @MrSupercar55 Před 7 lety +5

      Four spaces is where it's really at.
      metrouk2.files.wordpress.com/2014/04/parking-car.jpg?w=748&h=561&crop=1

    • @straxwb
      @straxwb Před 7 lety +5

      MrSupercar55 That guy is promising. Too bad he's just too poor to afford an X6-M and has to stick to a Ram...he isn't worthy of being called Nigel.

  • @kylejohnson4921
    @kylejohnson4921 Před 6 lety +836

    I lost it at "Gavin this is not Audi class"

  • @teqfreak
    @teqfreak Před 4 lety +118

    Thank you for this class. As a BMW driver i really want to get all the details right and improve myself as a BMW driver. This helps a lot.
    Many thanks!
    Nigel

    • @freezegod3861
      @freezegod3861 Před 4 lety

      @Dee Jay yes, of course they are, if you dont drive reckless with them they gonna break! No but on a more serious note, dont know where you are coming from, but we never had any problems with our BMWs.

    • @Jupiter__001_
      @Jupiter__001_ Před 4 lety

      @Dee Jay Only in the US of A. In Europe BMW reliability is much better, except for the early X3s (which, incidentally, were manufactured in America).

  • @xXwufeiXx
    @xXwufeiXx Před 5 lety +212

    i swear if i ever become a BMW driver il use some of this lessons .

  • @DTCJimmy
    @DTCJimmy Před 7 lety +685

    i lost my shit at 1:10 "Do we look like a bunch of cunts"

  • @NomadJedi
    @NomadJedi Před 7 lety +477

    Having a BMW is such a safety measure. I'm not afraid to mess up and drive recklessly because everyone is already expecting it.

    • @murphy1832
      @murphy1832 Před 5 lety +5

      Gon screen this

    • @rogueuniversities6866
      @rogueuniversities6866 Před 2 lety +1

      @@murphy1832 Do you English?

    • @murphy1832
      @murphy1832 Před 2 lety +2

      @@rogueuniversities6866 Do you have any hobbies besides replying to old ass comments?

    • @rogueuniversities6866
      @rogueuniversities6866 Před 2 lety

      @@murphy1832 I'm going to attempt to answer you despite your lack of English: Yes, I do have hobbies besides replying to old ass comments. I see you've not discovered an English tutor yet.

    • @captainjackparrotcjp2827
      @captainjackparrotcjp2827 Před rokem

      @@rogueuniversities6866 still you make fun of his English, but you literally said "Do you English?"

  • @Benediximus
    @Benediximus Před 4 lety +414

    Well, I had a E Class Merc before getting a 3 series. In Merc, people respected me in the road and expected me to drive appropriately. But in BMW, people thinks that I would drive like a BMW driver here in this video. This created some difficulties. So after a week, I said "F*ck it" and started to drive like a true BMW driver does. My life is easier now. I don't press brakes just driving straight to the front car, just blinking, taking over at right in left turns. If that's what people are expecting from me then they will get it.

    • @witp7928
      @witp7928 Před 4 lety +1

      Uğur Demirkol what kind of difficulties?

    • @GuitarSolo1217
      @GuitarSolo1217 Před 4 lety +31

      Zachary Duquette people dont let you merge on highways for instance... because they think you are a prick in the bmw 😂😂 I can relate

    • @AYouTubeChannelwithNoName
      @AYouTubeChannelwithNoName Před 4 lety +13

      There are friendly BMW drivers out there you know, like me :(

    • @griffin_kith6214
      @griffin_kith6214 Před 4 lety +11

      Mister_Zach_ people will cut you off nonstop in shitty Honda’s and Toyota’s because they know you’re going to stop as well

    • @allu2681
      @allu2681 Před 3 lety +3

      Get the mercedes back you normie!
      Idc what you drive but still mercedes would have been smarter

  • @FernieAriel
    @FernieAriel Před 3 lety +42

    “Lesson 4: Indicators. What Indicators?”
    After that, he should’ve said “Ok, Lesson 5...”

  • @Charles-nu4si
    @Charles-nu4si Před 5 lety +3196

    “This is not Audi class”
    I’m dying.

  • @BossSfeedy
    @BossSfeedy Před 8 lety +724

    Meanwhile in Mustang class they're killing crowds

    • @estenneighbors1929
      @estenneighbors1929 Před 8 lety +44

      +BossSfeedy as a mustang owner i can confirm this as true

    • @Tryhardninjaas
      @Tryhardninjaas Před 8 lety +54

      Don't be silly the class uses reusable dummies. It's only when you graduate they bring in the crowd.

    • @patchienow1597
      @patchienow1597 Před 8 lety +14

      Don't forget poles

    • @estenneighbors1929
      @estenneighbors1929 Před 8 lety +18

      you start off with small children and the elderly who can't move very well, then you graduate onto middle aged people and teenagers.

    • @unfound23
      @unfound23 Před 8 lety

      If you mean krauts, your kind called us like that probably because they didn't knew it before coming to Germany....
      And to greet our American friends a little something to translate for you "Was ist der Unterschied zwischen einem Amerikaner und Joghurt, das Joghurt hat Kultur!"

  • @losandos8619
    @losandos8619 Před 3 lety +87

    2 things missing:
    loud music
    driving with angel eyes, no matter if it's day or night

    • @firecoockie1620
      @firecoockie1620 Před 3 lety +5

      Don't worry about driving with angel eyes. I got an BMW a week ago and the angel eyes are always on. Like you have to actually go through the bordcomputer to shut them of😂😂

    • @losandos8619
      @losandos8619 Před 3 lety +2

      Fire Coockie i know, but i mean driving with angel eyes but without the actual light, so it looks cooler :D

    • @carlmagnusson4951
      @carlmagnusson4951 Před 3 lety +7

      @@losandos8619 aka DRL=Daytime Running Lights. Angeleyes are always on no matter day/night. During night they're on but faded to not dazzle other drivers, in combination with lowbeam.

    • @losandos8619
      @losandos8619 Před 3 lety

      @@carlmagnusson4951 yeah i know, but a real BMW driver does not use any light but DRL, no matter what daytime it is

    • @carlmagnusson4951
      @carlmagnusson4951 Před 3 lety

      Yup, I drive an Audi and always use DRL. Also built own fog lights since no A6 have fog lights🤷‍♂️

  • @ZsomborZsombibi
    @ZsomborZsombibi Před 4 lety +48

    First I thought it's a parody, but just realized that school must really exist.

  • @theHedgehogPro
    @theHedgehogPro Před 5 lety +1326

    I love how this is a cross-contental truth. England, USA, Germany...

    • @yegorsmetiukhov6249
      @yegorsmetiukhov6249 Před 5 lety +20

      HedgehogPro Tech and Poland

    • @gaboriloskity
      @gaboriloskity Před 4 lety +8

      @Tim M In Hungary too

    • @MrPaukann
      @MrPaukann Před 4 lety +41

      In Russia like 1/3 of BMW drivers are super arrogant women. They don't drive particularly fast, but they are total assholes and are incredibly stupid. Just today a BMW cut through 4 lanes, causing me to brake pretty hard and some other cars up to tyre squel, just to cut the "traffic jam" in front of a red light (all the cars go through the intersection after the light changes).

    • @brotheroftuxdan
      @brotheroftuxdan Před 4 lety +14

      @@MrPaukann dunno about the third being women, but can confirm bmw drivers in Russia are wankers. Funny how blinking the lights is 100% accurate. Sometimes you just wanna slam the brakes and teach those tailgating fucks a lesson or two.

    • @rangasmash0467
      @rangasmash0467 Před 4 lety +3

      Mostly in Australia too.

  • @EngineeringExplained
    @EngineeringExplained Před 8 lety +2096

    Ethan is my spirit animal. Always hated on by the bros. Stay strong Ethan!

  • @stephanalbrecht7889
    @stephanalbrecht7889 Před rokem +14

    After all these years, this is still one of the best videos on entire CZcams 🎉😂

  • @tom_kearley
    @tom_kearley Před 4 lety +101

    Was this supposed to be a comedy sketch??
    Because it is like a documentary

    • @el3v4t0r5
      @el3v4t0r5 Před 4 lety

      TOMK 05 just liked bc of profile pic haha

  • @DenverJohnBradley
    @DenverJohnBradley Před 8 lety +223

    This little skit was quite good. He can be a new gen clarkson. xD

    • @bjakobs98
      @bjakobs98 Před 8 lety +8

      Alex indeed can !

    • @logan2213
      @logan2213 Před 8 lety

      +Patrick Star how dare you say that's wrong

    • @ernodios
      @ernodios Před 8 lety

      let's let both of them to be unique and keep our faith in humanity

  • @reluctant4116
    @reluctant4116 Před 5 lety +2140

    In germany BMW drivers are either aggressive businessmen, you can recognize them by their obviously expensive new models...
    But the older models.... Oh God.
    120hp 316ti with straight pipes and -3° camber, 5mm ride height, blasting bad rap music, typically driven by 19 y/o "gangsters".

    • @elvispresley5643
      @elvispresley5643 Před 5 lety +100

      I love the bmw engines, but not so much the cars and definitely not the drivers

    • @emanuel1281
      @emanuel1281 Před 5 lety +69

      Or its a dude who actually is from mafia

    • @Tore_Lund
      @Tore_Lund Před 5 lety +43

      Negative camber is the stupidest thing since parking tickets.

    • @IntellectualHazard
      @IntellectualHazard Před 4 lety +6

      You're talking about yourself aren't you

    • @FeZerret
      @FeZerret Před 4 lety +51

      And mainly turks drive 3/5 series BMWs

  • @motorworld2513
    @motorworld2513 Před 5 lety +515

    How to be a Skoda driver: drive as slow as legally possible

    • @jackdaniels3873
      @jackdaniels3873 Před 4 lety +2

      likes this comment

    • @nicorosbergf1fan783
      @nicorosbergf1fan783 Před 4 lety +53

      I don't agree with you. Last time I was on the Autobahn I was doing around 170 to 180 kph in an X3, but in the left lane there were so many Octavias doing at least 220 or something. Those VRS estates seem to be some kind of little sleepers.
      I know, I am a disgrace to BMW drivers, but I am more of a Mercedes guy anyway :P

    • @BWPT.
      @BWPT. Před 4 lety +6

      You see this is why you get wankers in Audis and BMWs always trying to take you on 30MPH roads, I had a Skoda and didn't drive it slow, you would get people assuming you were driving slow because you are driving a Skoda. Was always fun to dump the clutch and leave them standing at the lights too. :D Skodas are technically VWs now anyway, just cheaper and a lot more pensioners seem to drive them.

    • @vulpix9210
      @vulpix9210 Před 4 lety +10

      you mean prius???

    • @motorworld2513
      @motorworld2513 Před 4 lety +3

      Vulpix Don’t diss the Priuss, it’s a stealthy, sexy beast.

  • @salomiabogdan6163
    @salomiabogdan6163 Před 4 lety +19

    As a BMW driver I agree!This is 100% accurate!Wish I saw this before,sadly I had to learn everything on my own.

  • @eliteiel9747
    @eliteiel9747 Před 6 lety +755

    I drive a BMW and I can confirm that this video is almost accurate. I live in Germany and i have to use my right hand for the steering wheel and mostly my left for the middlefinger.

    • @zdengvox
      @zdengvox Před 5 lety +59

      I guess that's the point of automatic transmissions in newer BMWs. You can hold a wheel and point a middle finger WHILE overtaking.

    • @Pugnare-et-vincere
      @Pugnare-et-vincere Před 5 lety +17

      @@jerichamesclammay3107 I am also German and a BMW driver and I can confirm this 100%. Speeding bye with 260 km/h on the Autobahn while coursing at those slow ass bitches who drive with 140 km/h on the overtaking lane, god how I hate them😂

    • @jerichamesclammay3107
      @jerichamesclammay3107 Před 5 lety +5

      @@Pugnare-et-vincere the autobahn has corrupted you.

    • @tomfischer3210
      @tomfischer3210 Před 5 lety +2

      Luke Dearey better shut up. You lil twat

    • @frenkie6446
      @frenkie6446 Před 5 lety +1

      @@Pugnare-et-vincere i am dutch, when i am in germany on the autobahn i drive max speed

  • @TuddecBMW
    @TuddecBMW Před 8 lety +1585

    I'm shocked at how accurately this represents my driving behavior.

    • @OK-bg8wr
      @OK-bg8wr Před 8 lety +40

      Im proud of how Ive done all that even before I watched this video :-)

    • @OK-bg8wr
      @OK-bg8wr Před 8 lety +7

      ***** Driving superior cars :D

    • @Baerzilla
      @Baerzilla Před 8 lety +15

      One can always improve on some Little things, so pay attention to class. :D

    • @sajinsanand
      @sajinsanand Před 8 lety +17

      I am surprised as this behaviour come by default when you become a BMW driver.... Cant believe that I am one of them

    • @OK-bg8wr
      @OK-bg8wr Před 8 lety +3

      Sajin S Anand Hahaha thats right :D

  • @vincentproductions8963
    @vincentproductions8963 Před 4 lety +34

    To BMW Drivers, the road is always empty, they only see other BMW Drivers, we peasants are invisible to them.

  • @huwjones5879
    @huwjones5879 Před 2 lety +3

    A couple of points you missed:
    When parking your BMW don't forget to use a Blue Bay for disabled drivers if available.
    Drive with the drivers window open on a hot day even though you have AC so everyone can see your huge ostentatious 'designer' watch.

  • @ianlai7964
    @ianlai7964 Před 8 lety +379

    'Pretend you're the hair dresser in the MX5' Said the hair dresser in the MX5

    • @ZZZxRv
      @ZZZxRv Před 8 lety +1

      +Pittiplatsch he knows you know?!

    • @ZZZxRv
      @ZZZxRv Před 8 lety +2

      ***** You know you don't know that he doesn't know that he knows?!

    • @seimolddickhead5552
      @seimolddickhead5552 Před 8 lety

      +Darude - Sandstorm all I know is shut up

    • @ZZZxRv
      @ZZZxRv Před 8 lety +1

      Alexandre Poirier bmw driverstorm

    • @tachysphex4095
      @tachysphex4095 Před 8 lety +9

      Darude - Sandstorm
      Du du du du du du du du du du du du du du du du du du du du du du du du du du du du du du du du du du du du

  • @axxdrian
    @axxdrian Před 8 lety +197

    I've watched that Top Gear episode where Clarkson shows Hammond how to properly dress when driving a BMW lmao

    • @brandonherrera2891
      @brandonherrera2891 Před 8 lety +4

      +Adrn Ncos Lol I have to see that

    • @satriosukarnoatmosudirjo9722
      @satriosukarnoatmosudirjo9722 Před 8 lety +5

      I saw that too lol miss the old top gear

    • @CATPLAYING
      @CATPLAYING Před 8 lety +1

      +Adrn Ncso what episode is that?

    • @axxdrian
      @axxdrian Před 8 lety +10

      Series 10 Episode 10, It's the M3, RS4 & C63 shootout

    • @ernodios
      @ernodios Před 8 lety +2

      +Adrn Ncso best episode ever along with the Ferrari/Pagani/Ford one

  • @LeHDawg
    @LeHDawg Před 2 lety +2

    I recently bought myself a BMW 3 series and this video was the first thing I saw on my CZcams, Thank you for extremely important formation

  • @asad4310
    @asad4310 Před 3 lety +5

    Love this video keep coming back after years. Would love to see a Mercedes school or a prius school and this video is absolutely gold marks when youtube had read content

  • @patriks.590
    @patriks.590 Před 5 lety +423

    I just got my first BMW and I wasn't sure if I drive correctly. Thanks for the video

    • @lovrocosic5180
      @lovrocosic5180 Před 4 lety +1

      @Dee Jay youtube expert, thanks

    • @timmiekat6072
      @timmiekat6072 Před 3 lety +1

      @Dee Jay mate it's not as bad as many people claim im European so maybe it's different in America and you have to get yearly check ups on your car here and they often last hundreds of thousands of miles without major issues

    • @SpitfireFortyFour
      @SpitfireFortyFour Před 3 lety

      @@timmiekat6072 Regardless of the yearly MOT or equivalent BMWs still fall apart within 100k.

    • @timmiekat6072
      @timmiekat6072 Před 3 lety

      @@SpitfireFortyFour no of you buy a complicated.car with a lot of tech and drive it hard that's going to break it sure making maintenance higher in some cases but the cars driving around here hold.up well BMW is not know for doing reliable or unreliable in particular as most German cars

    • @AlfahrezyRF_89
      @AlfahrezyRF_89 Před 3 lety

      Youre my enemyyy,,,,, when i see u im not gonna use any indicators and overtake you hard 😂

  • @GERstarBROT
    @GERstarBROT Před 7 lety +622

    As a BMW Driver, I can see that i've got a lot to learn.

  • @gystav0
    @gystav0 Před 4 lety +21

    All BMW driver's same in all countries. XD Thanks for the advices.

  • @tayloryoder7399
    @tayloryoder7399 Před 3 lety +8

    I was with some friends recently when we saw a BMW parked in the "correct" manner. He thought no one could park next to him. He was wrong.

  • @semireality
    @semireality Před 6 lety +768

    WiFi Password: TAILGATE

    • @stephenrochester6309
      @stephenrochester6309 Před 5 lety

      Semi Reality great observation skills

    • @DzeDavis
      @DzeDavis Před 5 lety +7

      audi drivers are the tailgating master tho

    • @waterskijake
      @waterskijake Před 4 lety

      Ethan M it’s both in the US

    • @need4spe3dBeast
      @need4spe3dBeast Před 4 lety

      Password incorrect

    • @alvachan88
      @alvachan88 Před 4 lety

      @@etekweb
      Where i am from, tailing simply means following while trying to not get spotted.

  • @vicesat
    @vicesat Před 8 lety +1547

    You deserve to be on Top Gear, not Chris Evans.

  • @silenceinmyhead3419
    @silenceinmyhead3419 Před 4 lety +9

    As BMW owners we really need our own highways exclusively for BWW drivers so we can be happy forever n ever.

  • @iceteafan56
    @iceteafan56 Před 3 lety +4

    Thank you, just got an BMW and always wondered.
    Im even such a good driver that the police already awarded me with an extra point for my driving skills.

    • @eriksvensson2098
      @eriksvensson2098 Před 3 lety +2

      Good God only one extra point for your driving?! When the cops came to congratulate me on my driving skills they said that my driver's license would be hung up and framed at their office.

  • @TGIJustin
    @TGIJustin Před 8 lety +406

    Took me nearly the entire video to realise that they're not actually wearing Bluetooth headsets...

    • @AceITH007
      @AceITH007 Před 8 lety +13

      Lol I didn't even notice

    • @JacobSpam
      @JacobSpam Před 8 lety +62

      +AceITH007 They are wearing pipe cleaners lol

    • @ZirJohn
      @ZirJohn Před 8 lety +1

      +Jacob Salty hahahaha u didn't even notice

    • @TGIJustin
      @TGIJustin Před 8 lety +1

      ***** I was like, wait what xD

    • @labombaromba
      @labombaromba Před 8 lety +3

      +TGI J 5:35

  • @randy438
    @randy438 Před 8 lety +166

    I drive a BMW and this is true, assholes... Now I'm late for my meetings

    • @JohnyFilms20
      @JohnyFilms20 Před 8 lety +11

      We are superior beings, you know?

    • @randy438
      @randy438 Před 8 lety +17

      CynicMuzik indeed we are, Nigel

    • @hellknightf1
      @hellknightf1 Před 8 lety +3

      +Mike Hunt don't mind me im just in the way

    • @julianarjah1175
      @julianarjah1175 Před 8 lety

      +Mike Hunt fuck bmw drivers and their cars

    • @itsDanielOfc
      @itsDanielOfc Před 8 lety +3

      Get out of the fucking way, Nigel

  • @neildempster2827
    @neildempster2827 Před 2 lety +7

    Love how he's givin everyone the bird when they walk in the room. 😂

  • @joshikun7177
    @joshikun7177 Před 2 lety

    I recently got a 2008 BMW 318i touring and I absolutely love it, this video was a very good educational video.

  • @guerschonnoel1
    @guerschonnoel1 Před 6 lety +253

    You forgot to mention that you always have the right of way, no matter what.

  • @RocketElectronicMusic
    @RocketElectronicMusic Před 6 lety +459

    wifi:BMWSCHOOL
    Pass:Tailgate
    lost it..

  • @elijahbell1717
    @elijahbell1717 Před rokem +1

    By far one of the best car throttle videos

  • @bimmeronline
    @bimmeronline Před 10 měsíci +3

    As an owner of 2 E34s, an E39 and an E23 I take a refresher course every month.

  • @redcartiers
    @redcartiers Před 7 lety +1667

    What's the difference between a porcupine and a BMW?
    The pricks are on the inside.

  • @mikhaelsundin1798
    @mikhaelsundin1798 Před 7 lety +1074

    I have a bmw e90 330 nd and as bmw driver I approve of this video and garantee u this is true

    • @bsg2621
      @bsg2621 Před 7 lety +38

      I have a bmw 335i e92 coupe :D it really does change your character.

    • @emirkadric7314
      @emirkadric7314 Před 7 lety +4

      miguelito starz 320d e90 :D

    • @bsg2621
      @bsg2621 Před 7 lety +18

      Jacob J Your prius does too

    • @veronicaarevalo5213
      @veronicaarevalo5213 Před 7 lety +6

      BMW 330i!!!! I also approve this video lol !!!! Love my BMW !!!!

    • @spengmeister1239
      @spengmeister1239 Před 7 lety

      miguelito starz BMW 540 i and x5

  • @grtbgf
    @grtbgf Před rokem +6

    A few days ago a woman smoking a cigarette in a Dacia overtook me, and the car in front of me I was merciful to. It was in a village while i was driving slowly because i was following that old car. I have to admit, i got so triggered i swore on my bavarian gods that i will overtook that Dacia while driving as fast as i can. I gave him a few minutes of headstart, waited until we got out of the village, and finally cought up with him and overtook him at 170 kp/h, then stared at his puny soul through my rear view mirror. Gotta say, my bmw soul was finally at peace. I knew i wouldn't have slept that night if I hand't passed him.

  • @HappyDude1
    @HappyDude1 Před 3 lety +11

    You forget the most important thing. In any conversation you have to tell people you have a bmw. People need to know 😁
    And Im going to put all these lessons into practice now that i have a bmw M2.
    See what i did there 😉

  • @trhacje_m2187
    @trhacje_m2187 Před 5 lety +506

    The Lesson 5: How to park is incorrect - you always park as close as possible - in the front of the building, near entrance, on the yellow stripes is the best...
    I didn't buy a BMW to walk around and get hit by some clunker

    • @BWPT.
      @BWPT. Před 4 lety +5

      Aim it in the general direction of parking bay

    • @MowerModdin
      @MowerModdin Před 4 lety +12

      If you see "Fire Lane" that's just a synonym for "VIP Parking"

    • @sheva4ever1
      @sheva4ever1 Před 4 lety +5

      wheelchair symbol FTW

    • @kenny-hp2kx
      @kenny-hp2kx Před 4 lety +2

      This guy is my favourite bmw driver!

    • @bananasir
      @bananasir Před 4 lety +5

      That's an advanced lesson for BMW drivers which you can take after finishing this class first

  • @kanoni6099
    @kanoni6099 Před 8 lety +398

    Up Next:
    How to be an Audi driver.

    • @victorragnarsson2828
      @victorragnarsson2828 Před 8 lety +25

      How to be a miata owner*

    • @mushypasta7425
      @mushypasta7425 Před 8 lety +1

      Toyota, Cadillac, and Kia drivers are also pretty shit.

    • @Trenhc
      @Trenhc Před 8 lety +1

      +Giddy Gamer you forgot Mercedes drivers

    • @CODR0B
      @CODR0B Před 8 lety +5

      +Kim Jung un "How to be a miata owner*" thats called gay porn and that already exists

    • @Masa6x
      @Masa6x Před 8 lety +1

      +Adam Thomas How to be a Prius driver?

  • @sotiriospapastergiopoulos8582

    I've learned more things by alex than any teacher at my 10 years of going to school

  • @nova8747
    @nova8747 Před 3 lety

    Yesterday I bought an E30 320i with the M20B20 engine.
    This documentary is very informative.

  • @iantownsend5480
    @iantownsend5480 Před 8 lety +162

    I'll shall drive my Bmw with pride tomorrow LOL

    • @DG_427
      @DG_427 Před 8 lety +1

      +Mario Only e30. ;)

    • @DG_427
      @DG_427 Před 8 lety +1

      Mario Noo, I'm more into japanese cars, but e30 looks really nice imo.

    • @hrtbrkkids
      @hrtbrkkids Před 8 lety +2

      Remember, we are superior beings. Lol

    • @lisalouisekeen4191
      @lisalouisekeen4191 Před 8 lety +1

      hmmm. I have become this since owning a BMW. :-)

    • @wetlettuce4768
      @wetlettuce4768 Před 8 lety +1

      +Ian Townsend I will keep out of your way my good sir.
      -Lesser Volvo peasant.

  • @m.slaneytruckstyling
    @m.slaneytruckstyling Před 5 lety +813

    The most important part to a bmw driver
    Start - 9:33. End - 9:36

    • @wavey_hus7950
      @wavey_hus7950 Před 4 lety +6

      _Scanidaf_ no you’re wrong

    • @driver3272
      @driver3272 Před 4 lety

      NEXTER KO how is a true documentary

    • @hazaltiger5601
      @hazaltiger5601 Před 4 lety

      True hahahahahah😂😂😂😂👌👌👌

    • @chongxina237
      @chongxina237 Před 3 lety

      In asia bmw park correctly lol they don't take 2 space

  • @DeepGamingAI
    @DeepGamingAI Před 4 lety +1

    My first BMW (330i) on the way! Should be delivered in couple of weeks. Need to be prepared before it arrives, thanks for this valuable educational video 👍

  • @madhurkumarsharma1732
    @madhurkumarsharma1732 Před 3 lety +2

    passed the test with flying colors, destroyed our enemy Audi q3 by performing golden manoeuvres, blinking and passing with a nice one foot gap with no indicators or whatsoever >>

  • @alexthompson5172
    @alexthompson5172 Před 8 lety +239

    i can't imagine what audi classes would be like then :P

    • @zman360auz
      @zman360auz Před 8 lety +19

      That needs to be the next video

    • @young9534
      @young9534 Před 8 lety +29

      +Alexander Thompson Audi and Mercedes drivers are not nearly as douchey as BMW drivers.

    • @Valtra103
      @Valtra103 Před 8 lety +2

      +young 95 Can't wait till i get my BMW. Since I can't be douchey in another car.

    • @calebpotter3055
      @calebpotter3055 Před 8 lety +5

      +young 95 audi drivers are mustang drivers.

    • @young9534
      @young9534 Před 8 lety +5

      Caleb Potter Nah. Mustang drivers are in a class of their own. I've seen the videos.

  • @spicymeme9291
    @spicymeme9291 Před 7 lety +271

    How to be BMW driver:
    Kill your indicator.

  • @alexmcconaghy402
    @alexmcconaghy402 Před 7 měsíci

    This is the video that introduced me to CT, and Alex.

  • @vincentrowe4116
    @vincentrowe4116 Před 4 lety +4

    Most entertaining thing I've seen in a very long time... 😂

  • @darkz4747
    @darkz4747 Před 8 lety +75

    2:29 look at the reflection on his glasses, the room is empty xD

  • @Drives31forhalo
    @Drives31forhalo Před 8 lety +94

    I feel like you're forced to go through this class before you're allowed to buy a BMW

    • @fallencommaner
      @fallencommaner Před 8 lety +9

      +The Evenger Yes, it is a mandatory class with a test at the end.

    • @misterchips358
      @misterchips358 Před 8 lety +18

      If you fail, they won't sell you one and you will be taken out of the dealership with some "fuck off's" of the graduates

    • @edgarterrenal8414
      @edgarterrenal8414 Před rokem

      Confirmed, even when I was just considering taking an 850 GS I was still forced to attend

  • @janantons6930
    @janantons6930 Před 4 lety

    You Nailed it

  • @CrazyCarGuy
    @CrazyCarGuy Před 2 lety

    I love the channel profile picture, the little low detail very low detail guided gearbox looks simple and good

  • @emanueljj7355
    @emanueljj7355 Před 5 lety +564

    The problem at bmw drivers is that they forget to put blinker fluid

  • @slavic_nibba572
    @slavic_nibba572 Před 5 lety +384

    The real way to park a bmw
    2wd=two soaces required
    4wd (x-drive)=four spaces required

    • @KingBalisong
      @KingBalisong Před 5 lety +18

      Soaces soaces soaces soaces soaces soaces soacea soaces soaces soaces soaces soaces soaces soaces soaces

    • @colonelyungblonsk7730
      @colonelyungblonsk7730 Před měsícem

      And then the bmw driver gets socked in the face,

  • @YoungCarWiz
    @YoungCarWiz Před 4 lety +6

    This is like my favorite video in CZcams 😂

  • @Alishaan2002
    @Alishaan2002 Před 3 lety +1

    Passed my driving test this year after taking his advice, works 100%

  • @miloa.2684
    @miloa.2684 Před 7 lety +37

    Surprisingly this is accurate as many BMW drivers have done this to me as I drive in my BMW doing this to them...

  • @punman5392
    @punman5392 Před 7 lety +401

    Meanwhile in the Toyota class they're learning about the mysterious phenomenon known as a "breakdown"

    • @CK-fq9lk
      @CK-fq9lk Před 6 lety +7

      Matt Bowen hahaha!! 🤣 owned a Toyota once in HS and this is absolutely hilarious

    • @CrazyDutchguys
      @CrazyDutchguys Před 6 lety +19

      Matt Bowen been driving one for 4 years, no mechanical problems at all

    • @isaiahash9697
      @isaiahash9697 Před 6 lety +6

      270,000miles and still going happy!

    • @user-jh6vt8vx4v
      @user-jh6vt8vx4v Před 6 lety +25

      Isaiah Ash And that is why it is mysterious. The phenomenon of breakdown is a myth in Toyota owner community. It is probably more far fetched than meeting a fire breathing dragon!

    • @nedajstoot9154
      @nedajstoot9154 Před 6 lety +5

      Matt Bowen you are mistaken for a ford class

  • @Rusty9017
    @Rusty9017 Před 3 lety

    I just bought black X3, and I needed this, I was puny honda driver before, now I am a master class and need to look a part.

  • @BobBrown.
    @BobBrown. Před 4 lety +6

    I am going to get the g20 3 series. I can’t wait!!

  • @lehlohonolomofula
    @lehlohonolomofula Před 5 lety +309

    Just got my BMW 335i M Sport
    taking notes

    • @jackmehoff273
      @jackmehoff273 Před 5 lety +23

      Welcome to the club 😎

    • @vsabadazh
      @vsabadazh Před 4 lety +29

      Congrats, bud. Have you already chosen your new name?

    • @alisioardiona727
      @alisioardiona727 Před 4 lety +6

      Are you planning to tune it ?

    • @toadfullya3558
      @toadfullya3558 Před 4 lety +1

      Daan Made in Holland you wouldn’t want him to be your friend

    • @princekelvin6476
      @princekelvin6476 Před 4 lety +4

      Dee Jay because he can do wtf he want with his OWN money lol

  • @Espacado
    @Espacado Před 7 lety +286

    So when do we drain the blinker fluid?

    • @kurtblackburn2658
      @kurtblackburn2658 Před 6 lety +2

      The One, The Only, ESPACADO never

    • @fabulousprofound
      @fabulousprofound Před 6 lety +9

      no need to drain because bmw's don't have blinkers!

    • @cavekritter1
      @cavekritter1 Před 6 lety +6

      The One, The Only, ESPACADO
      It comes pre drained from the factory

    • @InMooseWeTrust
      @InMooseWeTrust Před 5 lety +2

      The One, The Only, ESPACADO after you change the muffler bearing

    • @obrez6975
      @obrez6975 Před 5 lety +1

      Preston Ford When there’s a motorcycle behind you, you squirt the full load onto him.

  • @westRtype
    @westRtype Před 2 lety

    Haha brilliant 😂 just bought my 1st BMW this class has helped me a lot. Thanks 👍

  • @ok-jw8px
    @ok-jw8px Před 2 lety +1

    As a just-passed BMW driver I needed this. I was too used to driving according to the highway code and using my indicators.

  • @EriComicuDesu
    @EriComicuDesu Před 8 lety +256

    #CloseTheGap

    • @Ghrostillo
      @Ghrostillo Před 8 lety +17

      If you see a gap, close it! There's NASCAR for a reason, fuck the ovals, the road is straight, just get that sweet slipstream and pretend that you are tapping the ass of the car in front like a real master. Drive those highways like a boss so everyone goes out of the way as soon as they see your swag coming for their souls xD

    • @EriComicuDesu
      @EriComicuDesu Před 8 lety +2

      felpel102 Comment of the month right here XD

    • @alastairwood7277
      @alastairwood7277 Před 8 lety

      +felpel102 hahaha

  • @theokan89
    @theokan89 Před 8 lety +698

    Dude, Audi drivers are the new BMW drivers...

    • @flemishrager6996
      @flemishrager6996 Před 8 lety +35

      so true but fun part is bmw's smoke them because they are not use to drive a real car

    • @martijnkosters9024
      @martijnkosters9024 Před 8 lety +1

      +Thierry Demaer yet still they are massive c&cks

    • @gamer6654
      @gamer6654 Před 8 lety +4

      No, they're pretty classy

    • @Owesome
      @Owesome Před 8 lety +49

      +ChargersFanSD Spotted the Audi driver

    • @lilmukoh
      @lilmukoh Před 8 lety +5

      +Thierry Demaer I'm really hoping thats a joke.. Because if you're serious, then you are the joke.

  • @puregraphite
    @puregraphite Před 4 lety

    Excellent and insightful documentary.

  • @mikecherri
    @mikecherri Před 3 lety +1

    My BMW local dealership would not let me purchase a car without completing this course. Thank you for the easy layout, very easy to follow along. Picking up my bmw tomorrow!