Stupid Things People Say When Selling A Car
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- čas přidán 29. 11. 2018
- Here are some of the stupid things you'll hear when selling a used car!
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Had a right laugh doing this with the Car Throttler's, I was robbed I tell ya.
My whiteboard's gone missing as well, any ideas?
Loved the video with both of you in it!😂
i think the whiteboard is used now to write everything wrong with that car.
Love waht you do :D !
Ur m4 looks pretty noice
Didn't realize I'd have the honor of being in a video with Mr. Furze (shame Ethan was in it)!! My first car was silver as well, Colin makes a great point about Peregrine falcons. The science is clear, they actually are really fast!
"Doug DeMuro cool" that line was amazing.
Hello everybody
Yes, but it weighs about a kilo. It's all about the power-to-weight. Jason, you just got scienced.
Edit: obviously joking. We all know it's really because the falcon has V-TEC.
@@MrRikrdorm and the fact that its the M1 that he's referring to , just makes me smile.
This is amazing! My favourite CZcamsr guys are all making videos with each other!
Greetings from Portugal.
Is it just me, or is colin the best car salesman ever.
His name is Conner.
@@leontopodium9653 Colon*
*slaps car*
Chlorine*
Clitoris
“That’s Doug Demuro cool”
The car world really is coming together
"Alex, I have a restraining order against you"
That killed me
Don't worry he is not the only one...
@@wobblysauce does he really have one??
@@only1battman Yes, Alex fucked his girl in the tailpipe.
@@nova8747 No way! how did you find this out?
The collab that we never asked for. But the collab we needed.
100 like
jaw=floor
This is the real CZcams Rewind.
Ramūnas Gudauskas Aye fuckin men
True
Ramūnas Gudauskas oh yeah yeah
Oh yeah yeah
I think so
For car youtuber this is one of the most ambitious crossover events in history
"That's Doug DeMuro Cool"
The most underated line in the whole Video
XD
Should at least, AT LEAST, have 1k likes
@@Luke-ey4df It does now.
Engineering Explained, a Doug DeMuro reference, and Colin Furze. This video blew my mind, love it when CZcamsrs I subscribe to show up unexpectedly together in a video.
Also movie "Snatch" at the moment when he took shot before take off.
Fantastic, also subscribed to all CZcamsrs in video and mentioned
where can u see a reference?x D
@@nissanoo0393 from 3:21 to about 3:29
Yes, the snatch reference was unexpected and epic! Love the film and am subscribed to the other channels as well.
"the mx5 is too fast" said noone ever
Damn Dank there, thats’s the comment i was looking for
@Dee Jay of course it will smoke mine, engine failures do create smoke usually.
I mean... their's has like a v6 in it.
Lukas Gardeikis Alex’s has a V6, not Ethan’s
Don't forget Car Wizard.
"never had to pop the bonnet it's been so good"
Never needed an oil change... In 10 years???
Nope 🙅🏻
Thats how reliable the car is 😂
Oil changes are over rated. Oil is like wine, the older the better
Why change the oil if it's running? I mean, do you change your air in your tires if they're not flat?
@@killerdinamo08 yes.
Old air can ruin your tyres and in worse cases, make your suspension go rusty.
Who else would like a video with ChrisFix, Engineering Explained, Car Throttle and Doug DeMuro?
Dont forget donut media
Scotty
John no
mat watson
Mosafa Jeff yes
‘That is Doug DeMuro cool’
The actual man himself
*T H I S*
I love myself a V5 BMW Avant💪 Best car France have ever made.
That's a Spanish car you silly
lol it's an Australian car
Its a russian atomic submarine
*bulgaria
@@dasKontroloer dont you mean a pepsi Nuclear submarine?
“With your imperial toolbox and this metric beast, you wouldn’t get too far” lololololololol😂😂🤣🤣🤣🤣
That made me laugh more than I should have tbh 😂😂😂
"no hot, cold...
no hot, cold...
no hot, cold...
no hot, cold...
just...
plateau."
HAHAHA
iyan manzano :D
Love how Alex really did definitely 100 percent go to Engeering explained's house
crawfordbrown75 It was pretty convincing, till the cat!
Hey green screen counts as being there.
Actually they really met.
Alex: any car that been going over 100000 miles needes to go straight to the scarp
Also Alex: buys a car with over 400000 miles on it
*any bmw with a 100k miles, Japanese run forever lad
@@qwertykevin1 Until it falls apart because of the rust
What about my old charger? Three different trannys, three different rear ends, one 392 and three 5.7s
Jeep Joseph I like fixing shit but at that point it would have been better just to get another car
@@mutated__donkey5840 why? It ran 9s, was extremely rare, great history and it was a celebrities car. It helps that it was under warranty
2:00 Took a while before I realized it's green screen
Along with that SSIWS Air at 3:46 ;)
i dont see it can you explain?
@@jm-c04____________________80 bro alex didn't went to usa actually.... engineering explained shot the whole thing and sent him... alex back was put before the engineering explained's video and how do you put it like that you use the magic of green screen...
wait its a green screen???
@@Rhandzekile green screen is a curtain that you use it as background in your videos afterwards in editing program you can remove the green screen and put other background and the subject will be infront of it....
That's Doug demuro coool!😂😂😂😂
I died.
said no one ever :D
No Bullshit Promotions said your mom
Phil and Colin? Coincidence? I think not.
WELL THERE'S NO REASON TO BELIEVE
SHE'LL ALWAYS BE THERE
BUT IF Y'DONT HAVE FAITH IN WHAT'CHA BELIEVE IN
'S GETTIN' Y' NOWHERE!
"In the air tonight"
RIP E36
You can wear my hat 〰〰🎩
"The dog clearly enjoyed his time on there" - something you never want to hear when buying a car
"The E26 is Doug Demuro Cool." The best thing I've heard a car enthusiast say in my life.
It actually failed in 2013 Due to the rear coil springs being ‘incomplete’ and because one of the tyres was bald. it also failed in 2006, 2009, 2010, 2011, 2014, 2015, 2017 and in april this year. seems to have a *great* history 😳
ChazzFTW And the 2013??? :D
Ok google
Did you really just check The Mot status online ?:))))))
Stupid things people say... buy a BMW!!! enough said!
@@rkan2 Offside Rear coil spring incomplete (2.4.C.1a)
Nearside Rear Tyre tread depth below requirements of 1.6mm (4.1.E.1)
Lol EngineeringExplained
When Clarkson Hammond and May retire it will be Colin Alex and Jason (ethan left out as always, jk XD).
@@dashtesla I would watch that forsure
he actually answers the door with "Hello everyone and welcome" i'm dying here :rofl:
10/10 for the circle drawing 😂
"Can I get a warranty on it?"
*EVIL LAUGHING*
that's Colin alright
"And its NEARLY been doing it all in one journey" absolutely killed me
Went to the moon I guess
Samuel Antwi Nope the moon is 238,900 miles away
0:01 i thought its a spoiler in the back lol
Me too!!
Same I thought he riced it 😂
0:05 And I thought that was a roll cage.
f1 lover69 ahaha I only just noticed it wasn’t after seeing your comment😂
Me too!
"Got leather.. you can keep that" lmao!!!
This was all I wanted from CZcams Rewind.
Well 170k miles isn't the sweetspot but for buying cheap 2nd hand cars you want them preferably after 120k miles after they had their first big major servicing done.
You missed out the obvious - can you make it quicker than an (my) e92 M3? :(
You can make a diesel wagon faster than an E92 M3 so you do the maths ;)
It’s a Peregrine Falcon, they are very fast, in a dive
E92's are the best M3 change my mind.
@@Akshan510 as an owner of an e92, if you can do the maintenance yourself and afford some pricey parts, best car ever.
Shut it!
So many car CZcamsr names in this video😂 Didn't expect Doug 😁
ImReqularr Forgot to explain all the quirks and features pfff
Im a simple man, I see Colin Furze, I click the video.
Same 😄
I am a simple man so I give this comment a 😂 emoji and go watch some RSLASH
.......yes simple
So simple, literally most overused comment youtube has goten, theres so much variatons, hell even "Im a simping man, I see Pokimane, I cum." works with this. You are advanced because you had to write it as a comment, and intermediate if you reply.
Ethan: Stupid car
Subtitles: German car
Didn't have the subtitles on, when I saw your comment I turned them on and it really said that, that's funny
100% correct.
“That’s Doug deMuro cool”
I deaded with that LOL
Doug DeMuro's the type of guy to give his namedrop a DougScore.
Damn this channel keeps getting better. And i think i remember that BMW from Colin Furze's videos.
Alex bought this off of a viewer. I don't think Colin ever had it.
This is the budget e46 he got after he did the upgraded e46 a while back. Epic colab for sure tho
@@FabienWhite i think i have mistaken it for the sedan Colin had a while ago
Colin made a mobile pool out of an E30 cab.
@@SoldererOfFortune and i remember he showed us another E30 he had that was perfectly working and i had mistaken it for this one.
"ive got a restraining order against you"
"we dont have time for that"
lmao
6:33
Colin: *gasps* "Nathan that's amazing!"
found that too funny!
Boys I've gotta be real serious here these vids are amazing I want to thank you lads and your team for these great vids keep on keeping guys cant wait for the next one
STOP MAKING E46'S POPULAR, YOU'RE MAKING THEM TOO EXPENSIVE. WE ARE POOR SODS
Not if you already have yours. Although I am still in the market for another (second) one. 😁
They're nothing special
Forever Computing ...
@@cobydog456 Low quality. You are not getting the most from one in the UK at all.
@@cobydog456 let him. Whatever we say won't change his opinion 😉
“Does it come with a warranty? “
*hysterical laughing meme occurs*
6:12 "I
It's got leather, you can keep that" 🤣
*slaps roof of car* This bad boy has been through a lot but its just as new with the power of a bull
"got leather you can keep that"
Love the Snatch style USA travel to see Engineering Explained
"It rocks and then it stops rocking" LOL😂😂😂😂
*Blue cars **_appreciate_** in value!*
Is it because they are so sad?
@@AlanJWatkins It's probably because blue cars are rare, not many people buy blue cars new, so when they get to "classic" status, they are most desirable as they are rarest.
Coz angel tears & the mashed up blue eyes of dolphins make up the base tint.
What about turqoise cars
I own a blue car so I hope this is somehow true
Loved the “BMW Avant” moment 😂
Vert is thicc neptunia character
@@NakiriX1 Cars and ani..game series are the bomb mate
@@mendozerosu2272 yuh
"Did you know Brexit wasnt a Breakfast cereal" Damn
When I saw Colin in the car, I was like how is this car still in one piece and has not turned into a rocket or something.
Thought I saw Colin in the thumbnail! Even read the quote in his voice xD
I swear if Jason greets people like that
😂😂😂😂😂
00:41 is the only time in history anyone has ever complained about an MX-5 being ‘too fast’
awesome collaboration video! Colin`s channel is great place for makers, quite differs from what I`ve seen here now. Nice, keep up the good collaborations!
I'm incredibly disappointed about the lack of inline 5 on that triple Venn diagram
And rotary
Inline 5 is not common outside the europe. In my country (which is Asia) don't have car powered by inline 5 engine. Also, Rotary engine is not common for practical cars.
@@govinlock8568 We have a few 5 cylinder cars in the US but they aren't very common. Nothing beats sound though
Did you not listen to the words coming from Mr Conner's own lips?! V5 mate, sure!
@@ironymatt who wants a VW really?
"It's even the same badge as the car" for foooks sake :D
Don't get that luxury in my diesel Rover 75 😂😂 Very different badge on the engine
This whole thing was hilarious, so many gems in one.
We need more collabs like this
Who else thought that Ethan legit didn’t know whack about cars?
At 0:01 seconds i thot it had a giant spoiler
What spoiler?
@@srijangupta.automobile6320 i thought the trunk was a spoiler
I dont think you know what thot means, but nevermind xD
@@pustekuchen8956 I do know what it means and what its meant to look like. It means *That Hoe Over There* and even I use *THOT* instead of *thought* everywhere but I thot that you really had a spoiler there.
Haha that would be a dope wing
2:50 Oof, my chest
Funny but true
Well. My jaguar felt that.
" THE NEXT DAY" (Ad pops up) " The all new Forester"
This videos looks like you guys had a lot of fun making it. Love it, you can see your passion/childish enthusiasm
the best thing about your videos are despite of how you make ethan look when it comes to his understanding about cars you can feel a deep friendship beneath
keep on going!
Loving this series so far!
I have watched all the CT videos and this is the best, even watching it a year later it is still just as amazing as it was the last 10 times I watched it!
So I watched this a few months ago and didn’t know Colin furze was a thing and now rewatching it I’m like ThAtS cOliN fUrZe
Ethan: stupid car
me watched the whole video: stupid Ethan
SOERYA OMG GAME wow you got the very blatant point of the video great job.
100th liker XD
hi
" my grandma was the only one who drove it. Only drove it on Sundays to church. Never beaten on, always maintained. Great car!"
Meanwhile it's a pos wrx owned by a 19 year old kid who sucks at driving manual and beat the piss out of the car.
6:00 Colin sounds like Jason Statham if he had accidently inhaled the NOX gas, and snorted coke.
Awesome that you guys did a collaboration with The Furze and Engineering explained. Loved it 😊
So cool seeing Colin and Jason. Great video!
The greatest crossover episode of all time
“No, I was here last night and I checked”
Yeah, that was the best line.
This is awesome!!! Two of my favourite channels!!! Third one I'm yet to embark on now!
That Doug Demuro reference was on point.
What time is it at? I cannot find it ):
2:50 wait no rotary? thats racist
there only were reliable engines on the white board
Well, the center of the diagram sort of resembled one
Nope. Racist.
LOL, had to check, so far the best comment :-D
TheVideogucker333 how are rotarys un reliable you dumb fuck
This was such a great collab! :D Was really funny to watch.
More of this please, the immense car knowledge killed it. Proper good!
Great video! Some of my favourite youtubers all together :3 cant believe this! Well done guys
Has anyone not mentioned how hilarious Engineering Explained was? Bloody brilliant!
This video brought all my favorite youtubers together and i love it
I think this is probably one of the funnier things I've ever seen on CZcams. Accurate as well. Cheers!
That was funny. Great work guys.
Soup
shut it lad
1:58 EE answering the door made me rolf.
Ggggg boys your videos are progressively getting better and better, and awesome! I love the concept and the style of this one!
Brilliant video! Very well thought out and funny. Good job, boys. Subbed.
"That car is Doug Demuro cool" lol
Alex my man thats how you treat lying owners !! You forgot to mention how they always say its free from accidents and when you check deeply you find all sorts of repaint jobs and unfitting body panels lol ...
i think this is the best video i've seen from CT!
never seen your videos before. this was my first. the Jason from EE was hilarious! and the Doug DeMuro mention was awesome! I loved this video!
Loved the Snatch Reference lol
Next time Colin could you try to sell them your jet bicycle?
Great vid with a bunch of my fave youtubers and one of my fave cars (the MX5)!
Good to see all 4 of you dudes ; Cheers !
Colin is brilliant, really entertaining. Reminds me of the guy who sold me my first car, which was a complete and utter nail, but worth it for the patter :)
*carries his passport in a draw by itself*
@hahahaha
Its the Furze man!!! Awesome to see you doing a laugh with him :)
I don't usually hit the like button, but as soon as I saw engineering explained, I had to like. I love collaboration videos