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  • @SmokeyMcC
    @SmokeyMcC  Před 25 dny +1211

    Bossman was arrested yesterday for assault btw. I’m going to do a part 2 to this over the next couple days 💯

    • @bretthepler722
      @bretthepler722 Před 25 dny +20

      Was just gonna comment this

    • @herkulays8380
      @herkulays8380 Před 25 dny +70

      honestly that might be the only thing that can save him at this point. being away from that computer for months might clear his head!

    • @vinn_aleixo
      @vinn_aleixo Před 25 dny +17

      should've add some CNN Breaking news ident to inform his arrest lmao

    • @BulkernatorKerb
      @BulkernatorKerb Před 25 dny +25

      @herkulays8380 He'll run up a gambling debt in County Jail

    • @tehleoness5145
      @tehleoness5145 Před 25 dny +11

      Damn. I just got banned from his chat 2 days ago for literally posting "$300 in 5 seconds that's actually impressive." Shit's crazy to hear that it went that way.

  • @darkshad0500
    @darkshad0500 Před 25 dny +577

    The "okay, honey" his mom gave him was so perfect. She knew that shit wasn't gonna last at all

    • @grantkearney6354
      @grantkearney6354 Před 25 dny +13

      Spot on

    • @ramseydoon8277
      @ramseydoon8277 Před 25 dny +16

      @@darkshad0500 that poor woman :(

    • @aaronlandry3934
      @aaronlandry3934 Před 24 dny +4

      “So we take the money, and it’s gone”

    • @genericsocks7542
      @genericsocks7542 Před 24 dny +19

      Dude I am in recovery myself (not for gambling thank Christ) and have more than 5 years clean. I just have to say that it hurts my very soul to watch a man who is as deep into addiction as Jack win more than 100k then flush it all down the toilet. I make great money these days but 100k is still a huge chunk to me, let alone your avg American. The absolute power that the feeling of gambling has over those addicted to it is extraordinary and mind blowing even to somebody like myself who knows how bad it is first hand.
      Always a good reminder that addiction is a powerful and cunning enemy. Anyway, one day at a time people!

    • @Youll_Love_It_At_Levitz
      @Youll_Love_It_At_Levitz Před 24 dny

      ​@@ramseydoon8277She's part of the problem.

  • @partialmean8
    @partialmean8 Před 25 dny +324

    The guy should have known the two rules to gambling
    1.Know when to take your winnings
    2. House always wins.

    • @ftc397
      @ftc397 Před 25 dny +20

      yeah bro that doesn't apply to an addict

    • @Mxkwh
      @Mxkwh Před 25 dny +4

      Look at how hyper he gets when he gets any type of win. Dude doesn’t need cra€, he is literally on endorphins like mad

    • @Mxkwh
      @Mxkwh Před 25 dny +2

      @@ftc397it’s terrifying to see how his eyes go wide every time he gets a win. addictions are insane

    • @SneedBass
      @SneedBass Před 24 dny

      He knows, it's not about winning money it's about getting that release of dopamine and serotonin from the feedback. Gambling hijacks the reward pathways in the brain. A gambling addict can lose $100,000 but still win $100 they'll consider that as "winning"

    • @angusdurham561
      @angusdurham561 Před 24 dny +11

      I thought there were 4 rules though?
      1. Know when to hold em
      2. Know when to fold em
      3. Know when to walk away
      4. Know when to run

  • @Pescatore
    @Pescatore Před 25 dny +664

    Peace out Bossman, almost made it thru that 10 year probation just to catch 2 felonies on the 9th year. Congrats Austin!!! You lost it all and then some for chat 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

    • @maxkillcount6232
      @maxkillcount6232 Před 25 dny +9

      1 felony

    • @allennewhausen2541
      @allennewhausen2541 Před 25 dny +47

      Only one. Turns out that assault of a family member is only a misdemeanor.

    • @maxkillcount6232
      @maxkillcount6232 Před 25 dny +6

      @@allennewhausen2541 he's not going to be allowed to go home if he can bond out, so we'll see where he wins up.

    • @jamesmcewan2011
      @jamesmcewan2011 Před 25 dny +7

      @@allennewhausen2541 the misdemeanor will still violate him if they want it to

    • @evilrollo
      @evilrollo Před 25 dny +13

      The felony charge was for weed and crack possession and since it's Virginia don't expect Bossman Jack to get out anytime soon...they really hate weed in Virginia.

  • @skkrtoyota
    @skkrtoyota Před 25 dny +150

    the fact that bossman only knows like 5 phrases to say shows how the addiction has just rotted his brain

  • @dirtbones3694
    @dirtbones3694 Před 25 dny +210

    i just turned 20 years old recently, this clip at 17:20 hurts my soul. this man is playing with fire with more money than i have ever owned at once in my entire life. i would’ve stopped at even just 1k, that’s life changing money for me right there. but this man just had to keep pressing that damn button.
    edit: 20:32 he even gets a second chance but just can’t leave it the fuck alone. i genuinely can’t understand.

    • @artificialfreedom
      @artificialfreedom Před 25 dny +28

      LMAO 1k, he has gotten to 200k once and wasted it away in like 20 minutes

    • @ItsAv3rageGamer
      @ItsAv3rageGamer Před 25 dny +28

      He would be hundreds of thousands up if he just knew when to actually quit. He hasn't grasped the famous old rule 'the house always wins' these machines are literally designed so if you just keep spinning eventually you'll hit 0, the machines have a 'peak' per session and once that peak is reached its basically just keep spinning till 0. He gets up by thousands and then thinks he'll just keep getting lucky so increases his stake and gets the same result everytime. He just never learns.

    • @incorrectbeans
      @incorrectbeans Před 25 dny +8

      that's gambling addiction in a nutshell. it's never enough because it never _really_ works. just like all the other stuff he does to cope with reality.

    • @avocado3-in-182
      @avocado3-in-182 Před 25 dny +1

      @@artificialfreedomI guess people don’t care about the win, they only care about receiving the win and use it to play, rinse and repeat.

    • @impulse_xs
      @impulse_xs Před 25 dny +5

      The craziest part is that, at multiple different times, he had literally six figures of winnings…
      Had he even set aside 10% of his winnings every day, gave to his parents to hold in an escrow, and practiced proper bankroll management playing cards he could’ve turned it into a good living.
      What’s even more disgusting is that with that much money he could simply do sports arbitrage betting every day and make bank with essentially zero risk of losing money… but he’s literally such a degenerate addicted that that’s impossible to even fathom. It’s genuinely disgusting.

  • @kpops_is_fab
    @kpops_is_fab Před 25 dny +395

    Im enthralled with the boss from a psychological standpoint. He's a case study for so many different co-existing addictions.. 😂

    • @loganjohnson8797
      @loganjohnson8797 Před 25 dny +19

      Right honestly I have been watching boss man for 6 months and it’s been like watching a man descend further into madness

    • @nephi744
      @nephi744 Před 25 dny +3

      well unfortunately he’s in jail now

    • @thepoppets1052
      @thepoppets1052 Před 25 dny +14

      ​@@nephi744 *Fortunately

    • @highbread817
      @highbread817 Před 25 dny +7

      Agreed it's so fascinating to watch him bet more and more the more he wins
      You can see the dopamine and glutamate coursing through his brain

    • @Skoopyghost
      @Skoopyghost Před 25 dny +19

      Seeing addiction right in front of you is actually horrifying when you went through it yourself.

  • @George_vv
    @George_vv Před 25 dny +496

    These companies sponsoring Jack are actually just evil. It's like giving a gasoline huffing addict a lit cigarette.

    • @avocado3-in-182
      @avocado3-in-182 Před 25 dny

      To these companies, it’s just business. The people they are sponsoring do not care about morals or financial health. It gives them a quick buck and, to them, it’s a good thing. Same as alcohol and cigarettes companies, they only care about business and do not care if you ended up having stage 4 lung cancer or suffering from liver failure.

    • @Killary-Klinton
      @Killary-Klinton Před 25 dny +23

      Yeah it's so sad. They are preying on the vulnerable.

    • @pondlakes
      @pondlakes Před 25 dny +12

      ​@@Killary-Klinton maybe he should grow up

    • @JosephWalker-ip7pd
      @JosephWalker-ip7pd Před 24 dny +71

      ​@@pondlakes he should but that doesn't mean these companies aren't shitty for giving money to a compulsive drug and gambling addict.

    • @aerrae5608
      @aerrae5608 Před 24 dny +12

      It's a company of course they're evil.

  • @patrickmexiquinn
    @patrickmexiquinn Před 25 dny +490

    Smokey the intro with the summoning salt vibes has got me dead. Never change!!!

  • @antonydrossos5719
    @antonydrossos5719 Před 25 dny +161

    20:09 Today I learned that the “Bossman Crack” nickname isn’t just for jokes.
    Dude’s just full of addictions, aint he

    • @user-jb6gl7fp9h
      @user-jb6gl7fp9h Před 25 dny +10

      Lossman Crack😂

    • @godoftestoe7956
      @godoftestoe7956 Před 25 dny +6

      I was about to rename it to CrackMethjack, but he ended up in jail. His tweaking peaked enormously in the past week. I felt like this cant be only crack anymore. Probably laced or smth

    • @impulse_xs
      @impulse_xs Před 25 dny +1

      @@godoftestoe7956Jack looks like someone who smokes pcp tbh. Just kinda has that look about him.

    • @notusingmyname2634
      @notusingmyname2634 Před 24 dny

      i perfer lossmancrack

  • @Shiftyspace
    @Shiftyspace Před 25 dny +73

    Gambling addiction is so weird. Someone who’s addicted could never win enough to satisfy their urge. It’s like the anticipation they crave. The ups and downs.

    • @BulkernatorKerb
      @BulkernatorKerb Před 25 dny +15

      It's because they have no impulse control. It's designed to pull you into an emotional state where you can't think logically

    • @friedsensei
      @friedsensei Před 24 dny +6

      I just can't understand why you wouldn't cash out a little bit when you're up like that. I mean even 10k when you're up 200 is decent crack money for a while lol.

    • @awtsasdasdsad5453
      @awtsasdasdsad5453 Před 24 dny +5

      @@friedsensei a person with addiction of drugs and gambling won't have any decent thinking process.

    • @denofpigs2575
      @denofpigs2575 Před 23 dny

      @@friedsensei Just the nature of addiction

  • @MrQuijibo
    @MrQuijibo Před 25 dny +210

    Bossmanjack is in jail. Felony assault of family member and felony drug possession. He's also still on probabation. Don't expect any content from him for a while. 😂

  • @alkatraztsubasa
    @alkatraztsubasa Před 25 dny +78

    Bossman wins $40k
    Person running the gambling site: you know whatll be funny? watch this
    *adjusts the winning algorithm*
    Bossman loses everything

    • @dlelfe3
      @dlelfe3 Před 25 dny +3

      Bro really could just stop for the day, take a fraction of the winnings and try tomorrow.
      But man can't help himself.

    • @MK_ULTRA420
      @MK_ULTRA420 Před 25 dny +4

      Stake could be at 50.1% odds in their favor and they'd still eventually take Bossman's money.

    • @EllisHudsonn
      @EllisHudsonn Před 24 dny

      Cannon

    • @notusingmyname2634
      @notusingmyname2634 Před 24 dny +2

      he could have a 99% win rate and still lose, just set it to revert after the first loss

  • @MA1.5
    @MA1.5 Před 25 dny +75

    I’ve learned regarding gambling addiction that they chase the loss not the win so this totally tracks

    • @bepishombre8999
      @bepishombre8999 Před 25 dny +9

      more so the huge win in between a lot of losses

    • @incorrectbeans
      @incorrectbeans Před 25 dny +15

      wins just don't hit the same if you don't have to take some hefty losses inbetween

  • @tengu9943
    @tengu9943 Před 25 dny +93

    Dude when I went gambling I put in 1 dollar and lost 75 cents, made me fly into a silent rage. How do people burn this much bread😭

    • @CheezersDeluxe
      @CheezersDeluxe Před 25 dny +11

      There's a Louis Theroeux doc (I think that's his last name) where some woman gambles her retirement and some of her sons 401k or some shit & it ends up being like 40K.

    • @nymetsfan912
      @nymetsfan912 Před 24 dny

      Where can you gamble $1?

    • @Waluigi164
      @Waluigi164 Před 24 dny

      @@nymetsfan912crypto or penny stocks 😂

    • @tengu9943
      @tengu9943 Před 24 dny +9

      @@nymetsfan912 some casino at a Native American reservation

    • @THECOSMONAUT100
      @THECOSMONAUT100 Před 24 dny

      ​@@tengu9943slot machine?

  • @Legitpenguins99
    @Legitpenguins99 Před 25 dny +46

    As a recovering drug addict, gambling addictions scares the fuck our of me waaay more than heroin ever did.

    • @elkermino
      @elkermino Před 24 dny +3

      ian mcollum pfp spotted

    • @mikehat7652
      @mikehat7652 Před 24 dny +17

      Fr at least the dealer didn't make us flip a coin after giving him the money to see if we got our bag or not. Glad you made it out, opiate addiction is fucking devastating

    • @natec2466
      @natec2466 Před 24 dny

      No fuckin way

    • @bravelydefaulted
      @bravelydefaulted Před 24 dny +3

      i hope your recovery goes well!! great on you for deciding to recover :)) you got this

    • @Senzuballs
      @Senzuballs Před 24 dny

      Yeah for real I used to be hooked on Oxy’s and nothing puts the fear of god in me like gambling. Glad I never touched that shit lol

  • @ramseydoon8277
    @ramseydoon8277 Před 25 dny +91

    Y'all ever see that security camera footage of the goblin looking thing walking around that ladies driveway? With the really goofy knobbly-kneed walk? Bossmamjack does that exact same walk when he gets out of his chair. He's got a goblin inside him.

    • @CreativeCreatorCreates
      @CreativeCreatorCreates Před 25 dny

      I _knew_ it!

    • @Fickets
      @Fickets Před 25 dny

      Crackheads are modern goblins

    • @slickm0uth
      @slickm0uth Před 25 dny +1

      He also sometimes walks like a toddler does. 😂😂

    • @nomadkat6836
      @nomadkat6836 Před 24 dny +1

      I forgot about that video. He definitely does lol

    • @seanboggs215
      @seanboggs215 Před 24 dny +5

      Thought you were talking about Cyraxx for a second.

  • @andreasschaeflein4233
    @andreasschaeflein4233 Před 25 dny +95

    "The house always wins."
    -Mr. House

  • @SirIsaacClarke
    @SirIsaacClarke Před 24 dny +48

    He's the ideal gambler. Doesn't actually care about the money, he cares about the high of winning.

  • @jimmyramos7143
    @jimmyramos7143 Před 25 dny +82

    bossman jack goes through the same cycle of emotions gambling as me fighting a really tough boss in elden ring

  • @peachykellz
    @peachykellz Před 25 dny +46

    Big talk for a man that doesnt even have a bedroom door.

    • @SneedBass
      @SneedBass Před 24 dny

      Lmaooo his streaming career can be categorized depending on the state of the door. Early days where it isn't destroyed, gamba era where he's destroyed it and was taken down and replaced with a curtain, then the new door with the hinges on the wrong side that leans against the frame, then the fixed hinges yet not installed. And that's where we are now

  • @NaoGaiz
    @NaoGaiz Před 25 dny +31

    I remember I saw this one clip of jack where he wins some money, calls up his dealer and tells him to come through. Then proceeds to immediately lose that money and call his dealer back sounding all sad telling him not to come lol.

    • @WobblesandBean
      @WobblesandBean Před 25 dny

      I'm guessing that's the dude the owed $4k to.

    • @artur6912
      @artur6912 Před 25 dny

      ​​What dealer that's worth his crystals would allow a customer to get 4k worth of merch on credit ? I understand if it would be one time for a loyal customer, but why would you keep giving away the stuff if the dude doesn't pay up ?

  • @mikedahuman
    @mikedahuman Před 25 dny +22

    Whenever I feel depressed and sad about being broke and the constant struggles of just trying to make it through the week, I think about these clips of him wasting 200k in one sitting. And It reminds me that it could be worse.

    • @MK_ULTRA420
      @MK_ULTRA420 Před 25 dny +3

      Don't do that you'll eventually become a lolcow historian like me.

    • @emanuelfreita2035
      @emanuelfreita2035 Před 24 dny

      Some people are actually loosing millions at this moment, 200k is nothing for others lol

  • @Xelatheshep
    @Xelatheshep Před 25 dny +30

    If there's any proof that gambling is a destructive addiction then Bossman Jack is living proof of that. And if there's proof that there are unhinged people out there who waste paychecks worth of money just to watch a mentally unstable man lose it all for their enjoyment, then Bossman Jack's donators are living proof of that.

  • @EvilBrit89
    @EvilBrit89 Před 25 dny +28

    1:30 - what a bastard kicking a freshly plastered wall, no doubt at his parents expense

    • @WobblesandBean
      @WobblesandBean Před 25 dny +10

      He's destroyed that room. The door is busted, countless holes in the walls, closet door long gone, broken furniture, and who knows what else.

  • @Umagasmokinggrabba
    @Umagasmokinggrabba Před 25 dny +121

    Boss man Jack is a crackhead

    • @SmokeyMcC
      @SmokeyMcC  Před 25 dny +27

      I wait til the last possible moment in the video to mention that😂😂

    • @Vfbmax1795
      @Vfbmax1795 Před 25 dny +16

      Bossmanjack needs his bossmancrack, it's the only way he goes through that drywall in one full go

    • @prodaah6379
      @prodaah6379 Před 25 dny +3

      thats like saying the sky is blue

    • @Krakayoa
      @Krakayoa Před 25 dny +2

      @@SmokeyMcC also his name is Austin not jack and thats his real father. If you are going to make a 1 hour long video atleast get the most basic information correctly

    • @Vandantcyclone
      @Vandantcyclone Před 25 dny +3

      @@KrakayoaI remember you from his discord lol

  • @pixelmaster9964
    @pixelmaster9964 Před 25 dny +24

    this man has beat the odds so often it's actually insane. God personally delivers him from his debt week after week and he just blows it all again and again.

    • @human_npc
      @human_npc Před 25 dny +3

      For real, with luck like that you'd think at least some of the money was kept and that there was SOME strategy put in place at all for him not to just piss it all away.
      No, instead it is just all in, all the time leading to the same place he started, wishing he did pull out and never learning.

    • @lastsong7159
      @lastsong7159 Před 24 dny +1

      Games like poker or whatever he's playing are about the long game. In the short term, you'll lose tons of money, in the long term, there's a legitimate chance to win an incredible amount. It's why casinos will eventually stop you from playing. The casinos giving you money is a marketing ploy. For the million dollars a player makes, there's now a million people betting on winning now too.

    • @and_the_first_last
      @and_the_first_last Před 21 dnem

      @@lastsong7159 Poker is about knowing when to fold, and how to trick others into folding. You're right that it's about the long game, since you can gain skill over time. The games Bossmanjack plays are about clicking a button and then seeing whether you win 20k or lose all your money, with odds mathematically guaranteed to give the house a profit. They can let him win big occasionally since anyone who gambles as much as he does is sure to be an addict, so he'll be giving all that money back to them like clockwork.

  • @thegalacticfederation1212
    @thegalacticfederation1212 Před 25 dny +47

    It appears he was arrested yesterday. He got a class 5 felony charge of Drug Possession, and a class 1 misdemeanor charge of assault and battery of a family member.

    • @jillianroscoe8444
      @jillianroscoe8444 Před 25 dny +10

      Looks like he’s got a rough detox ahead of him

    • @WobblesandBean
      @WobblesandBean Před 25 dny +19

      It's sad that the possession is a felony, but assaulting his elderly parents is a misdemeanor.

    • @CreativeCreatorCreates
      @CreativeCreatorCreates Před 25 dny +1

      @@WobblesandBeancrazy isn’t it?

    • @thegalacticfederation1212
      @thegalacticfederation1212 Před 25 dny +5

      @@WobblesandBean Yeah, Virginia is a weird place. Note that according to Virginia's Judiciary Online Case Information, he been charged for a few things in the past.
      Such as: Credit Card Theft, Damage to and tampering with property, Petit Larceny, Grand Larcerny, Violation of CCC(Whatever that is), and my personal favorite Contempt of Court. Note almost all of these were in August of 2015.
      I could be missing something or misunderstanding something but that's what I found when looking up his name.

    • @MidnightGrimoires
      @MidnightGrimoires Před 25 dny

      Yeah that sounds about right, he got done breaking into people's cars and stealing their shit in the past. ​@@thegalacticfederation1212

  • @dylan54945
    @dylan54945 Před 24 dny +8

    The sad thing is when he wins he’s happy he can gamble longer and when he loses it all, he’s not mad he lost all his money. He’s mad he can’t gamble anymore. It’s not about the money. It’s about the adrenaline rush.

  • @kiefrichards
    @kiefrichards Před 25 dny +9

    dude gambles like a spaghetti western villain

  • @HosQuell-rr9kq
    @HosQuell-rr9kq Před 25 dny +10

    Wow, a gambling addiction beating out a crack addiction is crazy work.

    • @yawn6986
      @yawn6986 Před 13 dny

      Yikes. Didn't think of it like that. I wonder if he'll ever recover as this isn't a physical dependence. All the work is on him and he doesn't seem stable psychologically...

  • @Sagenevada-kx8gc
    @Sagenevada-kx8gc Před 25 dny +26

    Did you know that the White Bowser is a predator

  • @Admiralkirk95
    @Admiralkirk95 Před 25 dny +21

    Bossman is reletively new to me. he is probably one of the fastest roller coaster lolcows I've ever seen. From a minute to minute basis he can go from 'my life sucks' to 'YAAAAA, WHAT CAR AM I GONNA BUY!" then back to self destruction. It is genuinely painful and exciting to watch him. he will get 30k and piss it away in less than a minute then say he is an idiot and hates his life. Just to go on a run again and get a huge ego and lose it all the next minute. He is a total madman, having some of the least self control I've ever seen.
    He got on a huge run and made 185k, several times along the way he'd say "I'm gonna bank it" and it in the same moment go back to the game and bet again. His brain seems to be in constant flux. I've seen him call his drug guy, lose it all five mins later, call his drug guy to say the deal is off. Make it all back and call him again, then lose it all again. In less than 15 mins.
    And if it wasn't enough he speeruns the end point of out of control lolcows too, cause unlike Daniel larsonwho took years to be arrested, or Chris. He recently got arrested for assault and drug possession, already on probation I think he's going for five years. Holy hell this dude has the gas on all the time.
    The less fun part is how he treats his parents, that's just super bad. Duering that run of 185k he called his dad and his dad said "Just deposit it before you loseit, ok?" he then got mad and called him a buzzkill after the call..... like dude. He is the smart one here, stop celebrating and having a huge ego for a second and do as he says. Doesn't matter he pissed it all away in like a day or two cause he just pulls from his bank when he reaches zero and never stops until he has nothing. His ego is just insane when he actually wins too... he's celebrating and acting like he's some god of gambling when he plays primarily total luck games. You just press a button and hope you get the green number instead of a red number. Or just pick squares and hope you get gems instead of bombs. And as we see any time someone insinuates he'll just lose it all he gets super angry, despite the fact that it does happen 100% of the time.
    I mean he showed his dms to his sponsor and without any shame shows he his contacts message saying he's bet 5.5 million dollars across two weeks, and him begging and pestering them for juicers. His combo of addictions and literal totallack of self control makes him one of the worst cases of addiction I've ever seen. No amount of rock bottom was gonna save him. maybe prison will help, I hope so.

    • @wertyghjkl-fc3dx
      @wertyghjkl-fc3dx Před 24 dny +2

      I don't understand the mindset either how he goes from that to that an back an back again.

  • @SirRubinMaDaec
    @SirRubinMaDaec Před 25 dny +74

    BossManCrack has God tier luck. I know for a fact 99% of us will never see the amount of money he gambles in a year in our entire life 💀

    • @vittripps
      @vittripps Před 25 dny +15

      Can't really consider him too lucky, he would never be making money this way if he wasn't also losing even more and being a laughing stock.
      It's like if you had 1000's of gold boullions but all you can think to do is wipe your ass with em

    • @CorpusCacus
      @CorpusCacus Před 25 dny +6

      There's an old saying that you can't measure how lucky someone really is until they're in the grave.

    • @godoftestoe7956
      @godoftestoe7956 Před 25 dny +4

      Because nobody is stupid enough to roll a dice for 10k without any hesitation. Everyone else would have stopped long before that. If you are gambling for ridiculous amount like him, then all you need is a decently lucky run. Thats not really god tier luck if you lose 10k with just a roll of the dice

    • @supersardonic1179
      @supersardonic1179 Před 25 dny +3

      It's not really luck, anyone can win double or nothing. Jack just does it with $25k instead of $25 lol

    • @DodgyDaveGTX
      @DodgyDaveGTX Před 24 dny +3

      I know Jack sometimes claims there's someone at Stake watching & influencing his odds (probably takes multiple people with the speed he goes at). But the amounts/frequencies he plays with/at, not to mention the size of his viewership on stream, I wouldn't actually be surprised if there was.

  • @j9chy466
    @j9chy466 Před 25 dny +10

    wow, losing 200k is insane, i saw him lose like 40k before and i thought he was the dumbest man on earth but he went even further and lost 200k 💀

  • @reverendgreen412
    @reverendgreen412 Před 25 dny +40

    Yea lol the summoning intro was in great taste

  • @DonaldPrizwan
    @DonaldPrizwan Před 25 dny +7

    as someone in recovery, jack is entertaining and horribly confusing.
    my personal favorite moments are when he calls his dealer, than has to call him back and tell him not to come. those def hurt him in the feefees more than the times with his mom.

  • @orlandomartinez5484
    @orlandomartinez5484 Před 24 dny +18

    “ NO DUDE!!”
    “STOOOPP”
    *keeps clicking*
    “Oh my god dude..”
    *clicking intensifies*
    “I just lost it all”
    *smashes room in fit of tard rage*

  • @nono9543
    @nono9543 Před 25 dny +5

    I forget who said it but it fits him perfectly: "He's addicted to winning but he has no idea what he'd do with the money"

  • @PhantomAarantula
    @PhantomAarantula Před 25 dny +18

    It feels so funny being a viewer of a lolcow before Smokey gives them their own video. This was freaking hilarious

  • @JayJay-gh7or
    @JayJay-gh7or Před 25 dny +5

    Watching this while pulling the lever in the GTA Online casino. Even these virtual coin losses are hurting me. Real money? Like this? Could never be me. Good shit, Smokey!

  • @michaelspoopinscoopin8599
    @michaelspoopinscoopin8599 Před 25 dny +19

    CrackmanJack is back to throw away thousands and thousands

  • @antonydrossos5719
    @antonydrossos5719 Před 25 dny +39

    That opening is so “Early ‘80s Science Fiction”! I love it!

    • @LateNightTableCo
      @LateNightTableCo Před 25 dny +8

      Check out Summoning Salt. He does speed running videos and this song is his signature intro.

  • @greenluck10
    @greenluck10 Před 25 dny +14

    Can't believe you opened it with a SummoningSalt opening I'm fucking DEAD 💀😭

  • @JK-gm6kk
    @JK-gm6kk Před 25 dny +11

    He should hire someone to restrain him by any means necessary once he hits a certain amount

    • @lynroberts6362
      @lynroberts6362 Před 24 dny

      That dude is gonna end up beaten up if not dead 😭

  • @Jestar44
    @Jestar44 Před 25 dny +4

    He perfectly fits into the definition of insanity.

  • @rykerblade_snb
    @rykerblade_snb Před 25 dny +5

    “By the way, did I tell you he smokes crack?” 😂 just drop that why don’t ya

  • @alexwhite1969
    @alexwhite1969 Před 25 dny +5

    My favorite Bossman Jack quote "I lost it all"

  • @zbelair7218
    @zbelair7218 Před 25 dny +6

    I'll never understand why anyone thinks online gambling isn't rigged

    • @presentfactory
      @presentfactory Před 22 dny

      Because it's not, if anything it's much more preferable to real gambling where the internals of machines and stuff are unknown. Online gambling is provably fair using the magic of cryptography so you can always validate that the site is doing the proper calculations.
      This is usually done via a commitment scheme, e.g. if you had a coin flip you could "call" the result of the flip in advance as the user, encrypt that call with a random device-local key, and then send only the encrypted call to the server as your commitment. The server would then roll a random number and tell you if the coin was heads or tails, and you send back the key you generated so that the server can reveal your call. This ensures you cannot change your call after the coin has been flipped and the server cannot know what your call was until you reveal it post-flip which prevents it from cheating in that regard.
      Of course, the coin could still be unfair using a biased RNG algorithm, but there's more stuff in place to make that fair via hashing a combination of a client and server seed, so as long as the hashing algorithm is uniformly distributed (which it is since it uses cryptographic hashes like SHA-256) then it's fine.
      The house always wins still though, pretty sure their games always have a slight edge on the house's side to ensure they on average make money (the dice game in the video has like an 0.5% edge to the house), but yeah beyond that it is more fair than you'd expect as they do tell you the odds and everything up front and you can verify it all. They don't need to rig anything because statistically they will just keep making money with the odds they have on their games, that's the "beauty" of it. People are just stupid and gamble regardless for some reason because they don't understand it'll always cause them to lose everything.

  • @arashink
    @arashink Před 25 dny +15

    I'm a casino dealer. I feel like I'm on a valid position to piss on Bossman Jack. "I've pissed away more money than you've ever seen." Yeah, so? Where is that money now? Oh right, in my rack.

  • @harsa2017
    @harsa2017 Před 25 dny +2

    I'm fascinated by the bossman and similar specimens like him. The absolute grind set to piss away money that a lot of people will probably never see in their life is amazing.

  • @jiggityjack8113
    @jiggityjack8113 Před 24 dny +1

    I’m really enjoying the higher amount of editing you’re doing, it makes watching this guy actually tolerable.

  • @MedardoJC99
    @MedardoJC99 Před 25 dny +4

    Bossman is truly the greatest Gambling Addiction Awareness advocate ever.

  • @REfan2002
    @REfan2002 Před 25 dny +7

    And now Bossman will be gambling...in the county pen.

  • @Asgardian_Citizen
    @Asgardian_Citizen Před 22 dny +2

    I'm proud enough to say that I'm watching this on a half broken phone, I might not be able to see half my screen but that isn't stopping me from tuning in ❗❗❗

  • @controlpatrol
    @controlpatrol Před 25 dny +7

    Summoning Smoke

  • @Rockan
    @Rockan Před 25 dny +6

    JailManJack

  • @jonathanwaswrong3917
    @jonathanwaswrong3917 Před 25 dny +4

    Im stoked youre covering this dude. Ive been watching clips of him recently...

  • @theSammichHero
    @theSammichHero Před 25 dny +2

    Love that clip where he is destroying the door and says calmly “I’ll clean it all up” haha stop the cap!

  • @Niedfyr
    @Niedfyr Před 24 dny +2

    There is insane brain chemistry going on....

  • @asjbfjbkaw
    @asjbfjbkaw Před 25 dny +4

    I get this guy on my twitch recommended almost every day, I just click his stream to see him begging his viewers to send him money > he loses it > rage quits and ends stream .♻

  • @zvidanyatvetski8081
    @zvidanyatvetski8081 Před 25 dny +4

    The summoning salt music had me cackling fr

  • @skkrtoyota
    @skkrtoyota Před 25 dny +2

    smokey, bossmanjack and rickieta are two of the most divine cows i have ever laid my eyes upon. thank you for spreading this

  • @bozo-3848
    @bozo-3848 Před 24 dny +1

    Rod Serling literally directed a Twilight Zone episode called "the Fever". Watch if you want to see a pretty accurate depiction of how gambling addictions start, keep going, and ultimately destroy you.

  • @EnilofKadath
    @EnilofKadath Před 25 dny +12

    " Fuck taxes, I'll loose my money myself !

  • @-in-ur-dreams
    @-in-ur-dreams Před 25 dny +3

    like i said, speedrun king

  • @maximuspower4439
    @maximuspower4439 Před 25 dny

    Bro I love your videos so much, thanks for making great content and always being there to make me laugh. Sending good vibes from Utah!!!💯💯

  • @EmperorComet
    @EmperorComet Před 24 dny

    Love watching your videos at work, keep it up, Big Bro!

  • @moistknight
    @moistknight Před 24 dny +4

    It's startling how much this guy sounds like Randy Marsh from South Park.

  • @idontcare9672
    @idontcare9672 Před 25 dny +5

    Boss man jack and the colonel rat

  • @keller_
    @keller_ Před 25 dny

    Was waiting for that bossmanjack video lmao, tremendous

  • @sodapup83
    @sodapup83 Před 24 dny

    This intro was so dang fire. Excellent job, Smokey. I would love to see more variety in your editing

  • @Wisdomape
    @Wisdomape Před 24 dny

    I love the intro song from home, really hits home to the summoning Salt vibes you and kiwi already had, love the vids ❤

  • @shawnwelch6203
    @shawnwelch6203 Před 25 dny

    You’re so awesome Smokey thank you so much for taking your time to do these videos the truthful feel and the art of the videos u make is what brings me back every single video thank you so much and I hope you and miss smokey have a nice week

  • @BigAirr.
    @BigAirr. Před 18 dny

    the summoning salt into with jack destroying his keyboard is incredible

  • @ShadowWizardMoneyGang655
    @ShadowWizardMoneyGang655 Před 24 dny +1

    Smokey you the man, consistently finding fun and intriguing people 😂 take it easy boss

  • @DigistarDBZ
    @DigistarDBZ Před 25 dny +2

    You had me at the Summoning Salt intro.

  • @rarestbanana
    @rarestbanana Před 23 dny +1

    Watching the 16k go down to 4K and then down to 600$ was the most gut wrenching thing.

  • @haggstromi540
    @haggstromi540 Před 24 dny

    the editing in this one is peak, guy. 10/10, loving the content as always.

  • @shoethief600
    @shoethief600 Před 25 dny +1

    The best speed run recap channel smokeymcc

  • @jmp591
    @jmp591 Před 24 dny

    Nice to see you cover Bossman, I just got into him a few months ago by wayching Null over on his Mad at The Internet podcast. At first, i really didn't get the appeal, but i really have come around on it and now can't get enough.

  • @godoftestoe7956
    @godoftestoe7956 Před 25 dny +2

    The summoning salt Intro...... dewd I lost it all there, I am not even kidding. OH MY FKING GOD DEWD!

  • @sugarcrispbear9872
    @sugarcrispbear9872 Před 25 dny

    Smokey always a joy to see the uploads great coverage as always

  • @huntressloverr
    @huntressloverr Před 25 dny +1

    bro finally dropped that bossmanjack vid 😭 nah but fr awesome vid smokey

  • @moelester4165
    @moelester4165 Před 25 dny +2

    Bossmanjack is gonna be screaming oh my god alright when Tyrone gets in his ass 😂

  • @dremora2232
    @dremora2232 Před 24 dny +1

    Love ya smoke keep up the good work

  • @rockerj881
    @rockerj881 Před 24 dny

    Love that “btw he smokes crack” line 😂

  • @joshdelbridge2550
    @joshdelbridge2550 Před 24 dny +1

    The dopamine released while winning is absolutely overwhelming

  • @SneedBass
    @SneedBass Před 24 dny +1

    There are arcs to the story of BMJ and all can be categorized by the condition of the door.

  • @katzeaka
    @katzeaka Před 24 dny +1

    Omg that summoningsalt intro is golden

  • @Bacchus325
    @Bacchus325 Před 24 dny +1

    The summoning salt music on this is pure art

  • @SniffyTugBoat
    @SniffyTugBoat Před 23 dny

    I have a buddy who got a pretty good settlement when we were in high school about 15 years ago. he's done pretty well with it and has always been a hard worker, so he's saved it and built more on top of it. he used to work security at some of the boats around here. he'd throw max bets down on the biggest slot machines and when he'd hit a jackpot, he'd call it a night. we were doing penny slots on minimum bets, so it was wild to see.
    watching Bossmanjack is just as wild to see but like in the opposite direction.

  • @haiderausdemnordenland1011

    I can’t keep watching this video it makes me way to sad… the circle of him being so happy and so sad is too much for me

  • @kiddlando8501
    @kiddlando8501 Před 24 dny

    Gambling addiction is some rough shit. Guys like this are important examples of how destructive that addiction is.

  • @lunxr_egg
    @lunxr_egg Před 25 dny +2

    Holy fuck the summoning salt intro is too fkn funny 😭😭

  • @p3talsdotpng
    @p3talsdotpng Před 25 dny +2

    The summoning salt intro is crazy 😂

  • @bingboompow8861
    @bingboompow8861 Před 24 dny

    I love the intro music lmao , keep using it . I fuking love these videos

  • @thefastones
    @thefastones Před 24 dny +1

    I like the Nibelheim theme in the background

  • @joshstaples
    @joshstaples Před 25 dny

    i was binge watching colonel rat clips last night this vid couldnt have come at a better time

  • @CaptainNoFace
    @CaptainNoFace Před 23 dny

    the summoning salt style intro was a nice touch here.