WHY IS NOBODY TALKING IN "AFTER"

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  • @shy9936
    @shy9936 Před 4 lety +20917

    Not gonna lie but the saddest part of this video was when Dylan ran out of sour patch kids.

    • @Neha-ue3uk
      @Neha-ue3uk Před 4 lety +97

      :'(

    • @gemnet7604
      @gemnet7604 Před 4 lety +246

      He really should have just paused the movie and got more! I would have done that.

    • @GroovyLizza
      @GroovyLizza Před 4 lety +165

      i say its when he spent 15 bucks on this movie

    • @Nour-ou8xr
      @Nour-ou8xr Před 4 lety +7

      Cheyanne Stone ikr

    • @oelekegel
      @oelekegel Před 4 lety +55

      I think it is when he spents money to have this movie forever, while it is on Netflix now

  • @fullsunny2530
    @fullsunny2530 Před 4 lety +14366

    “She’s 18. She’s fresh into college. That’s not shocking.”
    Word 🙄

    • @Sophia-qm9tz
      @Sophia-qm9tz Před 4 lety +40

      It was still good.

    • @dickerson4701
      @dickerson4701 Před 4 lety +86

      Kim Jisoo, hit me with that Ddu-du ddu-du I love your name

    • @speeeee35
      @speeeee35 Před 4 lety +625

      Hahaha when I was in college me and my roommates were all normal pretty girls and 2/4 of us entered college virgins. For boys, I’d say the ratio was even higher. But yeah... it’s not weird at all. I mean, people definitely do that, “YOURE A VIRGIN?!” thing but then they’re usually just like, “Oh, ok.” Lol. Definitely more people ARENT virgins lol, but many are.
      And to anyone reading this who’s a virgin... have you ever once, ever in your life, even in a movie or a book, heard someone, male or female or etc, say the phrase, “I really wish I would’ve started having sex younger.”
      Unless if they did it so old that it became a complex for them like 40 YO Virgin, no... no one ever says that. Lol.... there’s a reason for that. Don’t put too much on it, but don’t rush it haha. Or whatever you want to do... just be safe & smart!

    • @anelasveric607
      @anelasveric607 Před 4 lety +18

      Book is actually not bad but movue is shit

    • @Sofi-kf9oz
      @Sofi-kf9oz Před 4 lety +211

      @@anelasveric607 Book is bad, but the movie is bad but also boring AF. Cause they cut most of the subplots and they left barely any drama and included way too many clips in silence of hardin and tessa just staring at each other.

  • @mia-lc2om
    @mia-lc2om Před 3 lety +9658

    the guy's british accent sounds like he's mimicking a non british person's british accent mimicking an actual british person's british accent but it's actually real

    • @aq251
      @aq251 Před 3 lety +180

      Precisely

    • @karakanb3039
      @karakanb3039 Před 3 lety +317

      I didn't agree and then he spoke again and now I agree

    • @mitskistan3393
      @mitskistan3393 Před 3 lety +543

      the fact that the actor is actually british is so mad like how are u brits but have a fake brits accent im losing my mind

    • @mia-lc2om
      @mia-lc2om Před 3 lety +24

      @@mitskistan3393 same lmfao

    • @xellzx1093
      @xellzx1093 Před 2 lety +148

      He has more of a roadman British accent then a posh British accent

  • @jungwoosshooter8151
    @jungwoosshooter8151 Před 3 lety +15892

    i love how nobody thought of that forest scene as something romantic, everyone was thinking homeboy was abt to kill her😭😭😭

    • @sarahhamdan5470
      @sarahhamdan5470 Před 3 lety +1110

      the only thing that would've made me find the movie acceptable is if the ending (after the apology) was a shot of him throwing her dead body into the pond, now that would've been realistic and the people watching would learn a lesson...

    • @yoshuaisnotok8794
      @yoshuaisnotok8794 Před 3 lety +176

      @@sarahhamdan5470 I would love that.

    • @saana__1404
      @saana__1404 Před 3 lety +160

      @@sarahhamdan5470 Honestly, I would watch that movie 😂

    • @AVlooksatstuff
      @AVlooksatstuff Před 3 lety +80

      @@sarahhamdan5470 I would definitely watch that movie then 😭

    • @velvetiny7307
      @velvetiny7307 Před 2 lety +58

      @@sarahhamdan5470 damn 10/10 I would watch it 😂

  • @aliciakibble2848
    @aliciakibble2848 Před 5 lety +14113

    Girl: touches her stomach
    Dylan: SHE'S PREGNANT!

  • @sebastianfuller
    @sebastianfuller Před 5 lety +12107

    This movie is like:
    50% silence
    30% long ass stares
    10% walking from place to place
    10% dialogue

    • @tarisaa757
      @tarisaa757 Před 5 lety +338

      don't forget the montage

    • @krysalis
      @krysalis Před 5 lety +307

      So basically Twilight

    • @malena5026
      @malena5026 Před 5 lety +141

      Don’t forget „sitting on a roof/ somewhere

    • @malihahossain6283
      @malihahossain6283 Před 5 lety +159

      The actual book it self was povs written in a first person narrative which is mostly their thoughts so that would explain the dialogue problem

    • @stillhere95
      @stillhere95 Před 5 lety +87

      ......and it 100% sucks😌

  • @natashavelasquez1841
    @natashavelasquez1841 Před 3 lety +7322

    I feel like the virgin issue is probably even less in in Ivy League schools.
    “YoU’re A VirGin?”
    “Yeah, dude, I was too busy in high school getting good grades and working to get into this school.”

    • @coolgurl2033
      @coolgurl2033 Před 3 lety +768

      “yeah dude, there’s a reason youre failing and im not”

    • @moramorandobianchi7093
      @moramorandobianchi7093 Před 3 lety +126

      Isn't that the plot of Booksmart?

    • @Ella-fv4hm
      @Ella-fv4hm Před 2 lety +29

      @@moramorandobianchi7093 yeah kinda

    • @henrynishimura4104
      @henrynishimura4104 Před 2 lety +426

      I wonder why people pressure others so much to lose virginity,like?

    • @wise_girl9388
      @wise_girl9388 Před 2 lety +262

      @@henrynishimura4104, I honestly don't know because people judge you if you're a virgin but if you're not a virgin they call you easy or use harsher language.

  • @unusedflint6066
    @unusedflint6066 Před 3 lety +1906

    After: say somthing, say somthing SAY SOMETHING
    Kissing booth: shut up, shut up. Just stop talking .

    • @TheMcKenzieHaus
      @TheMcKenzieHaus Před 3 lety +33

      Lol I had the same reaction

    • @tahminahabeeb175
      @tahminahabeeb175 Před 3 lety +39

      Thank god I have seen neither just looking at it makes me cringe so fuckin hard

    • @velvetiny7307
      @velvetiny7307 Před 2 lety +2

      @@tahminahabeeb175 same omg

    • @satarupagingerkolay
      @satarupagingerkolay Před 2 lety +37

      Why do I feel those silent moments were actually moments in books when the main character has an internal monologue with herself and they wanted to put that in the movie but without the internal monologue? I feel like that's what they were going for but didn't know that makes sense only in books.

    • @mewhodoesntgiveasht3353
      @mewhodoesntgiveasht3353 Před 2 lety +21

      @@satarupagingerkolay imagine looking soulless into someones eyes for 10_20 seconds and have internal monologue,the guy would be creeped out! that's not how it works those monologues are 2 seconds maximum in they're heads, what were they thinking 😂

  • @renoirrr
    @renoirrr Před 4 lety +10069

    I feel like the main reason why fanfics shouldn’t be made into movies is because 90% of the dialogue is in the y/n or main character’s head

    • @ghosty9104
      @ghosty9104 Před 3 lety +226

      That's true

    • @taiylerriana3199
      @taiylerriana3199 Před 3 lety +413

      I totally agree with that. You are correct. But I feel like she could’ve narrated🤦🏽‍♀️

    • @user-oq2eh1fo2s
      @user-oq2eh1fo2s Před 3 lety +372

      The thing is majority of the show YOU on Netflix is in the main characters head and it’s a voice over, but it works so well because he’s a literal psychopath. But I agree with you.

    • @lotsofuwuenergy3983
      @lotsofuwuenergy3983 Před 3 lety +101

      What am I doing tbh that's the only time I've seen internal monologue work well. Not only was it hilarious, but it also eased the audience into liking/agreeing with the main lead even though he's doing such fucked up things. It's like the Breaking Bad effect + a cautionary tale of how alluring/likable/ easy to trust psychopaths really are

    • @ky_piece
      @ky_piece Před 3 lety +11

      The only okay adaptation is the show light as a feather.........like it has decent acting and a solid-ish plot 🤷‍♀️ otherwise I’ve never read any other Wattpad book cause uH- yeah I’m good lmaoo

  • @coleyjervase
    @coleyjervase Před 5 lety +7503

    Harden: my dad was a drunk
    Christian Grey: the woman who gave birth to me was a crack addict
    Edward: ...that's rough buddy

    • @strawberryfox8819
      @strawberryfox8819 Před 5 lety +1076

      In the fanfiction, it's actually revealed that his mom was raped by a group of men who wanted to beat up his dad because he started a fight with them whilst drunk. Hardin witnessed it all and has PTSD from the whole incident, which (surprisingly) can only be numbed by Tessa.
      But also like, Christian was raped by his mother's friend for many years so there's that.
      We need to stop making fanfiction into actual books.

    • @meghan1355
      @meghan1355 Před 5 lety +585

      It's sad that Edward is the only one with no daddy/mommy issues.

    • @shaleabrown2643
      @shaleabrown2643 Před 5 lety +373

      I don’t know if that was supposed to be an Avatar The Last Airbender reference but I’m going to assume it was😂

    • @coleyjervase
      @coleyjervase Před 5 lety +86

      @@shaleabrown2643 indeed it was! 😂

    • @avekatumba4794
      @avekatumba4794 Před 5 lety +134

      That's Zuko's line to Sokka

  • @lenal6844
    @lenal6844 Před 3 lety +3052

    Hardin: "I'm a mess"
    Dylan: "ok Bebe Rexha"
    Dead 😂

  • @erinn_gr
    @erinn_gr Před 3 lety +2292

    “who got u pregnant,louis?”
    OH NO U DIDN'T- 💀

  • @cristinacriss4400
    @cristinacriss4400 Před 5 lety +5372

    Fun fact: the author of the fanfic said that if she would have never read Fifty shades of gray she wouldn't have wrote this.
    Basically this story is a fanfic of the fanfic of twilight

    • @ashimamathur22
      @ashimamathur22 Před 5 lety +47

      Really? I never knew about it
      I didnt love this much as the real fanfic of twilight (aka FSOG)and twilight 😂
      This felt short¿ should have had parts or something

    • @cristinacriss4400
      @cristinacriss4400 Před 5 lety +120

      Ashima Mathur
      Yeah, back in 2014 when she published this story she said that 50 shades inspired it lol they are both a little (lot) cringe so that have this in common as well

    • @ashimamathur22
      @ashimamathur22 Před 5 lety +4

      Me Andrea lol okay😂they are very diffff thooo but Yes i get it😂

    • @Steph489
      @Steph489 Před 5 lety +23

      Ik this fact. I would if more people knew, some fans of the book would not get so butthurt when people compare after with 50SOG

    • @TwoCagedBirds
      @TwoCagedBirds Před 5 lety +90

      After is a Harry Styles fanfic. But, the author wrote him as this abusive douchebag, when in RL he is the complete opposite.

  • @NK-yc2so
    @NK-yc2so Před 4 lety +4788

    Dylan: Why do you have to be a cliche boyfriend?!!
    Literally everybody: *because it's a wattpad adaptation*

    • @Lovia_
      @Lovia_ Před 4 lety +7

      N K yep yep yep! And they all love nature!

    • @saram.knight9930
      @saram.knight9930 Před 4 lety +4

      Exactly 😂👏

    • @chuksdagamer6523
      @chuksdagamer6523 Před 4 lety +12

      Every Wattpad romance is cliche

    • @kaepiper
      @kaepiper Před 3 lety +19

      Daniella Square - not all of them, it’s just the ones that get popular :/

    • @Snazzy16
      @Snazzy16 Před 3 lety +3

      Lmao true but there are some good ones that have original plots but all the ones that get popular are romance cliches that are also very toxic. 😑

  • @spunkyflunkrdoodle467
    @spunkyflunkrdoodle467 Před 3 lety +1818

    Dylan: “why does he talk so slow”
    Me: “he’s modeled after Harry styles, why is he talking so fast”

  • @kaitlyncontreras6309
    @kaitlyncontreras6309 Před 3 lety +2025

    The fact that dylan got more upset that his sour patch kids are gone is the most hilarious thing in the video.

  • @laerkema7678
    @laerkema7678 Před 4 lety +9880

    Boy: *has suffered traumatic events and is now emotionally unstable*
    Apparently all girls: 😍😍😍😍

    • @sleepyminkz
      @sleepyminkz Před 4 lety +428

      Laerke MA LMFAOO right that shit is not cute

    • @cartooneyed
      @cartooneyed Před 4 lety +89

      Omg so true I can't deny it hahah

    • @julietteSoul
      @julietteSoul Před 4 lety +211

      Not all girls like damaged boys, just damaged girls , some just are nice and you cant see it

    • @rebireh922
      @rebireh922 Před 4 lety +24

      Laerke MA i guess because her father also had her go through that it‘s just supposed to be something that they have in common.
      But youre right with that

    • @shamkand
      @shamkand Před 4 lety +75

      Apparently, it's instinctive, because it's in the nature of women to nurture and help someone that is hurt...

  • @jiannav5979
    @jiannav5979 Před 5 lety +38080

    my friend made me see this in theaters w her and when harden said “hAvE u nEvEr bEEN tOuchEd bEfOre” the entire theater bursted out laughing

    • @pennylane4360
      @pennylane4360 Před 5 lety +3857

      Amen to that

    • @AnneliseMelo
      @AnneliseMelo Před 5 lety +2923

      I stoped the book there, I could'n randle

    • @deulily
      @deulily Před 5 lety +682

      SAME

    • @minkey5998
      @minkey5998 Před 5 lety +582

      @@AnneliseMelo thats not what happens in the book tho

    • @jennyvictoria1686
      @jennyvictoria1686 Před 5 lety +2912

      literally same. there were so many times everyone in the theatre just started cackling at how bad the movie was

  • @brianbommarito3376
    @brianbommarito3376 Před 3 lety +2479

    I feel sorry for the actors, I think they’re really trying. It’s just hard to pull off even a decent performance when the writing is so hopelessly bad. Give them something to work with.

    • @syra1541
      @syra1541 Před 2 lety +91

      fr, although it might have been both the acting and writing for hardin that made me hate him so very much

    • @KM-ld9ln
      @KM-ld9ln Před 2 lety +26

      She reminds me a lot of Shailene Woodley (the fault in our starts and divergent), who took roles that appealed to the same YA love thing

    • @Overseer2579
      @Overseer2579 Před rokem +44

      Exactly. It’s like R-Pat and K-Stew with the Twilight movies. They’re not bad, they’re just being forced to work with unsalvageable material. The only two guys who were alright in that series were Billy Burke as Charlie Swan (the dad was actually a good character overall, despite his friends), and Michael Sheen as the big bad guy. He was clearly having the time of his life

    • @amityislandchum
      @amityislandchum Před 11 měsíci +7

      I mean, the guy playing Hardin is just a flat-out terrible actor who wouldn't have a career if not for nepotism. Don't feel bad for him.

    • @tearsofawaterfall2656
      @tearsofawaterfall2656 Před 9 měsíci +1

      Right but Hardin is so monotone and emotionless

  • @JustATravelerr
    @JustATravelerr Před 2 lety +629

    "who needs dialogue when you can add in simmering sexual tension for no reason?" Well Dylan has clearly never read fanfic lmao

    • @moaw7398
      @moaw7398 Před 2 lety +2

      Because this is bad

    • @Overseer2579
      @Overseer2579 Před rokem +8

      Sounds like all of Twilight, 365 Days, and Fifty Shades

  • @fifi22
    @fifi22 Před 4 lety +16033

    “ I thought he was her brother “ : literally everyone who watched this movie ( and read the book )

    • @jeanettec1320
      @jeanettec1320 Před 4 lety +338

      I read this comment before the scene happened and I was still surprised when he kissed her

    • @shamkand
      @shamkand Před 4 lety +156

      if you read the book, then you knew it was her boyfriend. What you wrote does not make sense ...

    • @mehek5948
      @mehek5948 Před 4 lety +87

      I did as well and when they kissed I was like ewwww, aren't they siblings 😂😂

    • @a333kc
      @a333kc Před 4 lety +7

      omg facts lmaooo

    • @TheReelNerdyReview
      @TheReelNerdyReview Před 4 lety +85

      Yea they look more like brother and sister than a couple.

  • @sarahh7946
    @sarahh7946 Před 4 lety +9105

    He addressed something so true!! He said and I quote, "Every writer always has their characters interested in literature. In reality, like 15% of people are like really into books, but every main character of a book is so into books because the person writing it is so into books."

    • @diamondbaker5331
      @diamondbaker5331 Před 4 lety +235

      Sarah h I’m a writer and my characters aren’t really into books, even though I ADORE reading. But, Dylan is right.

    • @violaw.2910
      @violaw.2910 Před 4 lety +460

      But I think it also has something to do with the audience a book tries to appeal to. Because obviously most people who would read the book are into reading in general. So it's not only because the author loves reading but also because it's an easy way for the audience to relate to the protagonist.

    • @TadanoCandy
      @TadanoCandy Před 4 lety +30

      I'm a writer too and none of my characters are into books, but that's because I'm not into books either. The correlation appears to be there for a sample size of n = 2 at least xD

    • @callmepheebsformyphoebenam8113
      @callmepheebsformyphoebenam8113 Před 4 lety +19

      Um, let's face this movies is already cliche so obviously

    • @AntepenultimaRomantica
      @AntepenultimaRomantica Před 4 lety +34

      it just made me realise all my OCs are into books, dogs and milkshake asjfjhsugfasfd
      time to change that

  • @kitwalker8114
    @kitwalker8114 Před 2 lety +563

    I literally can NOT believe this movie was made, and now has sequels, PLURAL ahahhahaha. Not to mention, I read the original fanfic and it was based off Harry and Tessa, and the way he won the bet was by keeping the bloody sheets from when he broke her hymen taking her virginity :-) I can’t believe they somehow got the funding to shoot this 💀

    • @cassiet.4304
      @cassiet.4304 Před 2 lety +45

      im sorryyy?????💀💀💀

    • @dinhdonh
      @dinhdonh Před 2 lety +2

      sheets which he kept because the used condoms which he also kept weren’t evidence enough?!!

    • @cremepuffle
      @cremepuffle Před rokem +22

      i read the original fic too and.... soooooo embarrassed they made a damn movie.

    • @_abby_g
      @_abby_g Před rokem +21

      Harry Styles should sue the author

    • @Milinskyyyy
      @Milinskyyyy Před 2 měsíci +2

      @@_abby_g harry was asked to play that role but he rejected I wonder why 💀

  • @DoraScarlet
    @DoraScarlet Před 3 lety +906

    ⚠️FACT YOU PROBABLY DON’T WANNA KNOW BUT YEAH⚠️: The actor of Hardin in this movie played young Voldemort in ‘Harry Potter and the half blood Prince’

  • @astrowolvez
    @astrowolvez Před 3 lety +12540

    The fact that the one direction guy blocked the girl who wrote this too is hilarious.

    • @princessbuttercup482
      @princessbuttercup482 Před 3 lety +2137

      Ikr!!!😂😂😂😂 Harry was pissed, tired and felt insulted 🥺

    • @earth2abby879
      @earth2abby879 Před 3 lety +795

      @@princessbuttercup482 no freaking way🤣🤣i didn't even know that

    • @adalynn9696
      @adalynn9696 Před 3 lety +2169

      I HEARD HARRY GOT A RESTRAINING ORDER ON HER TOO! BECAUSE THE BOOKS MADE HIM UNCOMFORTABLE

    • @adalynn9696
      @adalynn9696 Před 3 lety +334

      lovely abby I HEARD HARRY GOT A RESTRAINING ORDER ON HER TOO! BECAUSE THE BOOKS MADE HIM UNCOMFORTABLE

    • @itsbrittfutch9396
      @itsbrittfutch9396 Před 3 lety +121

      Adalynn Hollinger really?? 🤣

  • @rubyoise796
    @rubyoise796 Před 4 lety +4390

    This is 50 shades of grey for minors.

    • @eloisedapizzalover3736
      @eloisedapizzalover3736 Před 4 lety +43

      Nah more like who wrote it was a 34 yr old guy saw on the news kids getting pregnant and making out thought college in 2020 is like that

    • @bethany8379
      @bethany8379 Před 4 lety +1

      True

    • @callahensley7355
      @callahensley7355 Před 3 lety +6

      Except there is no S&M and the guy doesn't want a submissive. So really not the same at all. LOL

    • @nessyness5447
      @nessyness5447 Před 3 lety +18

      @@callahensley7355 there is not much of actual bdsm in 50shades either, and christian doesn't want a sub, he wants a doormat with no personality and easy to psychologically manipulate. so really, it is quite similar

    • @mayaandersson1450
      @mayaandersson1450 Před 3 lety +3

      Check the second trailer haha

  • @Overseer2579
    @Overseer2579 Před rokem +263

    One of the more toxic lines: “I don’t think we can ever be just friends.” That’s why I think it’s most important to have a foundation of friendship in a relationship, no matter how you meet. If someone doesn’t want anything to do with you unless they’re dating you, that’s not a very strong foundation to build on

    • @drishe08
      @drishe08 Před rokem +7

      The boys in fanfic are like I don't think we can ever be just friends but still I will follow you and be jealous if any boys come around you

  • @taylorschiewe6840
    @taylorschiewe6840 Před 3 lety +747

    why did we not talk about him creepily keeping his eyes open during the cringe water kiss. it made my blood curdle.

    • @marocelif7551
      @marocelif7551 Před 2 lety +38

      Hero (hardins actor) said that Hardin likes to watch Tessa lol

    • @dontworry1330
      @dontworry1330 Před rokem +20

      THANK YOU. I've been saying for the past three years how weird it is that he doesn't close his eyes when they kiss. It's like everyone else got the memo BUT Hardin.

  • @nataliek401
    @nataliek401 Před 4 lety +2717

    Plot twist: Hardin and Tessa can communicate telepathically

  • @vika5327
    @vika5327 Před 4 lety +9670

    I love how Dylan almost talks through the whole movie to fill the silence of those pauses haha

    • @nonetheyoshi9093
      @nonetheyoshi9093 Před 4 lety +28

      Dude by bitmoji is exactly the same as yours wth😂

    • @baileyspeltbeefy1768
      @baileyspeltbeefy1768 Před rokem +5

      All of his sex jokes were painful to watch though lol
      It got old and cringey by the time they were playing truth or dare but he just. Kept. Going.

    • @akirahatson2593
      @akirahatson2593 Před rokem +15

      ​@@baileyspeltbeefy1768 You can just npt watch

    • @mayaleeleng
      @mayaleeleng Před rokem +17

      @@baileyspeltbeefy1768 You clearly don't understand Dylan. That's his thing.

  • @LilyEvans1996
    @LilyEvans1996 Před 3 lety +218

    I was so annoyed that she just treated her bf so badly.

  • @leticiavn
    @leticiavn Před 3 lety +191

    The trope of: "I'd totally read these horrible plots in a fanfic, but don't try to make them into a mainstream movie, they're problematic"

  • @giulia9365
    @giulia9365 Před 3 lety +7873

    Girl touches stomach
    Dylan: SHE'S PREGNANT WAS IT LOUIS

  • @19Nessiee
    @19Nessiee Před 5 lety +10608

    you should straight up start reading fanfiction and reacting to it

    • @gracealice7288
      @gracealice7288 Před 5 lety +279

      Lau bet he does in his free time but he doesn’t want us to know

    • @skarletcharity
      @skarletcharity Před 5 lety +95

      He needs to read Onision's terrible books and react to them!!

    • @joaniaho
      @joaniaho Před 5 lety +10

      Yes, I've been thinking the same thing!

    • @SherbertLomon
      @SherbertLomon Před 5 lety +40

      If he read it and reacted, it would be a dream come true lol i’m holding off on spoiling the book version of these events incase he decides to lmao

    • @aptel8687
      @aptel8687 Před 5 lety +7

      I would love that

  • @LH62579
    @LH62579 Před 3 lety +495

    Tessa constantly looks like she's holding in a fart and everyone talks with such awkward long silences. I feel like these silences are supposed to be really deep and meaningful but it just comes out as cringey

  • @sehambaflah680
    @sehambaflah680 Před 3 lety +256

    I feel so bad for Dylan he just said “the only thing that’s gonna get me through this is sour patch kids“ and then it’s over 💔🥲

  • @ohia_lehua
    @ohia_lehua Před 4 lety +6355

    "Be yourself but more slutty." ACCURATE for college parties 😂😂😂

    • @julietteSoul
      @julietteSoul Před 4 lety +4

      love, cleo yes would be hotter if she dressed like his crowd but they wanted to show his Love for her and their “bookish “ vibe connection 😂 as her roommate says about her to her. The whole film is kinda funny now you got me laughing🤣😂

  • @maliahale518
    @maliahale518 Před 5 lety +11980

    “Oh they’re dating? I thought he was her brother” ahahahahhaha 😂😂 just like everyone did

    • @sav3517
      @sav3517 Před 5 lety +201

      Malia Hale seriously. I even read the fanfic when I was younger and was like ... did they give her a brother instead of a boyfriend? 😂😂

    • @misscutieprettyb1tch570
      @misscutieprettyb1tch570 Před 5 lety +6

      Lmao

    • @iluvcorbin123
      @iluvcorbin123 Před 5 lety +114

      THEY SHOULD'VE MADE THAT MORE CLEAR BC I THOUGHT HE WAS HER BROTHER TOO!!

    • @katerinakozmikova2987
      @katerinakozmikova2987 Před 4 lety +7

      I though it too...

    • @EDeeDeeS
      @EDeeDeeS Před 4 lety +29

      Lmao I was caught of gaurd to learn he was her boyfriend

  • @AdamIshak01
    @AdamIshak01 Před rokem +128

    In honor of Dylan finally uploading After 4 Reaction, I’m re-watching all his After videos. I miss the Sour Patches break 💕 but the “No spanking? No spanking?! NO SPANKING!?! 50 Shades of Grey might be a bad fan-fic but at least it knew what it’s audience wanted!”
    Has me dying!!! 😂😂😂

    • @AdamIshak01
      @AdamIshak01 Před rokem

      @Kristian Alexis I miss his spanking references lmao. Especially when he use to spank himself while saying toodles 💕

    • @anushkatewari8694
      @anushkatewari8694 Před 9 měsíci +1

      Hey me tooo I'm watching all his after videos😂

  • @han-marie
    @han-marie Před 3 lety +178

    I was apart of the generation who grew up reading After as a fanfiction - when it was turned into books and changed into Hardin it was insane, then turning it into a movie was hilarious but I'm way too sentimental about this series 😅
    Anna Todd had the audacity to invite Harry Styles to the movie premiere and afterwards he blocked her, honestly cracked us all up ahaha

    • @abigailsofialopezmendez6686
      @abigailsofialopezmendez6686 Před rokem +22

      I would not have the courage to invite a famous star to the watch a movie made up the weird story I made in my head about them.. I am not surprise he blocked her

  • @moondoll124
    @moondoll124 Před 5 lety +9553

    Dylan every time there’s a forest scene:
    *IS THIS TWILIGHT?*

    • @lilithofedom
      @lilithofedom Před 5 lety +14

      Lol totally

    • @scottcrow1416
      @scottcrow1416 Před 5 lety +118

      Or:
      *IS HE GONNA MURDER HER/HIM?*

    • @rekax3433
      @rekax3433 Před 5 lety +37

      I do too tho 😂😂 forests=twilight

    • @edengallagher1044
      @edengallagher1044 Před 4 lety +9

      Dylan going to the actual forest

    • @cakeday4058
      @cakeday4058 Před 4 lety +8

      This, besides 50 shades of Grey, is the only movie I can’t even say “is a better love story then twilight” because it really isn’t 😅

  • @keiairragrant7170
    @keiairragrant7170 Před 5 lety +3840

    I still can’t believe the author was in her mid 20’s and married with kids when she wrote the original fanfic 😭

    • @inessa5923
      @inessa5923 Před 4 lety +855

      She's either weird as fuck or she knows what sells because I wrote shit like this religiously
      At 14

    • @keiairragrant7170
      @keiairragrant7170 Před 4 lety +282

      INESSA she’s definitely just weird

    • @lanaisnotokay
      @lanaisnotokay Před 4 lety +359

      INESSA she wrote it on Wattpad. It was a One Direction fanfic. Idk how she would expect it to sell.

    • @TheIJP123
      @TheIJP123 Před 4 lety +380

      Keiairra G I was thinking about that too. I was about 14 when I read the original and I’m sure the majority of the other girls reading it were around that age or younger. And I’m sure she knew the demographics of her audience at that time, so the fact that this adult was writing Harry styles smut for kids doesn’t really sit right lmao

    • @kayjanaii
      @kayjanaii Před 4 lety +3

      omg yes and she didn’t let people know like how weird can you be

  • @basma4231
    @basma4231 Před 2 lety +122

    I came across this channel and I genuinely don’t think I can ever watch a movie without this guy’s reactions it’s priceless omg

  • @Icemanz666
    @Icemanz666 Před 7 měsíci +34

    Time to rewatch every video and the latest finale again.. who's with me?

  • @steellennie6754
    @steellennie6754 Před 4 lety +4009

    Let's not forget that he took the sheets with her blood(when they first did it) and the condom and showed it to his friends
    Just remember that

    • @user-hi4xi2rp8j
      @user-hi4xi2rp8j Před 4 lety +902

      And they say romance is dead

    • @rebekalapina8005
      @rebekalapina8005 Před 4 lety +62

      I didn't watch the whole video and i paused it. I was trying to watch it on Tv just now but i spoiled the whole movie for myself by reading these comments

    • @janelle4887
      @janelle4887 Před 4 lety +266

      Lavender Knightly that part is in the book not the movie 💀

    • @Lily-wk9pg
      @Lily-wk9pg Před 4 lety +59

      i only ended up reading up to chapter 83 on wattpad then it got boring so idk what happened at the end lol

    • @signewhite5587
      @signewhite5587 Před 4 lety +199

      yeah hardin was sick in the books. Im still mad that tessa forgave him

  • @celeste970
    @celeste970 Před 4 lety +5428

    _Tessa with her hands on her stomach_
    “OMG SHE’S PREGNANT! WHO GOT YOU PREGNANT!? LOUIS!?”

  • @carrijane3036
    @carrijane3036 Před rokem +39

    Okay but is no one gonna talk about how that professor broke ferpa laws? She can get fired for giving another student's work to a peer without written consent 🤦🏻‍♀️

    • @tiamarrow6366
      @tiamarrow6366 Před 4 měsíci +1

      Well, I think Hardin wanted to get it to Tessa, but didn’t have the courage to do so. I mean Hardin’s paper was literally about Tessa and meant for Tessa, so he most likely wanted her to read it.

  • @chestty455
    @chestty455 Před 2 lety +42

    11:56 "They are struggling so hard to keep their heads above water." *next shot - both heads now submerged*.
    Low-key comedic genius right there.

  • @olivehr
    @olivehr Před 5 lety +2280

    After: the silent love story of baby Voldemort and Hannah Baker jr.

    • @jadarocks01
      @jadarocks01 Před 5 lety +63

      actually the actress who plays tessa is katherine langford’s sister (aka the actress who plays hannah baker)

    • @whatever8549
      @whatever8549 Před 5 lety +186

      @@jadarocks01 it's almost as if this was the joke....

    • @Mercy-hu5ob
      @Mercy-hu5ob Před 5 lety +45

      @@jadarocks01 that's y she said Hannah Baker Jr.

    • @harlequin5664
      @harlequin5664 Před 5 lety +36

      @@jadarocks01 whoosh

    • @jjwsvtk9987
      @jjwsvtk9987 Před 5 lety +8

      @@jadarocks01 I- and johnny seo is indeed amazing

  • @noeliawynters
    @noeliawynters Před 4 lety +5951

    No one:
    Hardin: * aNgRy iN BriTisH *

    • @ESE33
      @ESE33 Před 4 lety +61

      That was the best part of this whole video, tbh

    • @blkbarbie2671
      @blkbarbie2671 Před 4 lety +49

      Here’s the thing I’m British and his accent is still SO WEIRD. Like it’s a mix of his deep voice and he’s a roadman in real life so he tries to hide that in the movie... overall it’s just weird to hear him talk lol.

    • @marieph9156
      @marieph9156 Před 4 lety +2

      Blk Barbie what is a Roadman??😂

    • @blkbarbie2671
      @blkbarbie2671 Před 4 lety +19

      Marie P H idk how you can describe it but they have a distinct accent and they’re from London mostly, sometimes up north. Boys who participate in illegitimate activities and think they’re hard.

    • @marieph9156
      @marieph9156 Před 4 lety +2

      Blk Barbie ok thx

  • @prinajindal7260
    @prinajindal7260 Před 3 lety +130

    "Who got you pregnant!!? Louis???!"
    This killed me 💀

    • @ns1208
      @ns1208 Před 2 lety +6

      Right!! 😂😂😂 I laughed so hard! But dylan..don't throw shades on louis!

  • @njh4024
    @njh4024 Před rokem +118

    Its even worse in the 'books', the bet is actually for Hardin to take Tessa's virginity, he does and then he brings the bloody bed sheets to show his friends - so yeah it's even more messed up, especially since she gets back with him after that

    • @souad.09
      @souad.09 Před rokem +18

      The bloody bed sheets 💀💀💀

    • @drishe08
      @drishe08 Před rokem

      Eww...wtf

    • @tiamarrow6366
      @tiamarrow6366 Před 4 měsíci

      Bloody? That would have to mean that he would’ve had to harm her while fucking her….

  • @Lily-xn8cw
    @Lily-xn8cw Před 5 lety +2719

    The actress playing Tessa (Josephine Langford) is the sister of Kathrine Langford, who plays Hanna in 13 reasons why.
    And the actor who plays Hardin is young Voldemort in Harry Potter and the nephew of the actor who plays Voldemort (Ralph Fiennes).

    • @rebekahw.8990
      @rebekahw.8990 Před 5 lety +342

      oh my gosh I didn't know she was her sister that actually explains so much about her facial expressions

    • @karengalvin7181
      @karengalvin7181 Před 5 lety +64

      I know I googled the cast and it said Josephine Langford and I was like she is the sister of Katherine Langford and know that I know they look alike.

    • @moneyjar4606
      @moneyjar4606 Před 5 lety +22

      That is really cool.

    • @tannakota1846
      @tannakota1846 Před 5 lety +16

      Lily O the more you know~

    • @stanley____3126
      @stanley____3126 Před 5 lety +57

      Omg i didnt even know they were related but the qhole film i was thinking she sounded like Katherine Langford soo much😂😂

  • @toulousesho
    @toulousesho Před 4 lety +5365

    why do people imagine Harry like this he's literally the sweetest person

    • @nessyness5447
      @nessyness5447 Před 3 lety +424

      some fangirls imagine ed sheeran with actual defined abs ( i saw post once from a fanfic writter complaining about that and i don't think i've ever laughed so much) so at this point nothing even surprises me.

    • @tropicalcandyland6266
      @tropicalcandyland6266 Před 3 lety +184

      IKR he’s a sweetheart I adore him so much. “Treat People With Kindness” is his motto

    • @disappointing.
      @disappointing. Před 3 lety +79

      because the movie made his character sweeter and that's stupid because in the books he's incredibly rude and irritating.

    • @briannaleeromero225
      @briannaleeromero225 Před 3 lety +80

      Nobody imagines Harry like this

    • @javencummins1426
      @javencummins1426 Před 3 lety +14

      @@nessyness5447 Omg🤣

  • @0802alexander
    @0802alexander Před 7 měsíci +34

    Dylan was so innocent going into this. Delving into the unknown 😂

  • @chelseasutherland9384
    @chelseasutherland9384 Před 2 lety +82

    Still cant believe hair and confidence changed Noah to THEO.

    • @laliclaudesol2350
      @laliclaudesol2350 Před 2 lety +8

      I am SO HAPPY to have found this comment. Homeboi keeps falling for the wrong women, tho...

    • @abbyr5127
      @abbyr5127 Před 2 lety +12

      HE WAS SO FINE IN “YOU”

    • @nicoleatieno9506
      @nicoleatieno9506 Před 2 lety

      SAME THING I WAS THINKING

    • @mkaeganhall3545
      @mkaeganhall3545 Před 2 lety +1

      I WAS WONDERING WHERE HE WAS FROM

    • @neza1337
      @neza1337 Před 2 lety +1

      IM SORRY BUT HE IS SO FINE

  • @user-np3xl6ep7s
    @user-np3xl6ep7s Před 3 lety +16383

    the amount of female protagonists who study literature pisses me off. For ONCE can we get a girl who studies like science?

    • @sakareeh
      @sakareeh Před 3 lety +284

      Yes plssssss

    • @adelinehanson815
      @adelinehanson815 Před 3 lety +1658

      No because authors understand English. Their protagonists probably don’t understand science because neither do they. 😂😂😂

    • @sakareeh
      @sakareeh Před 3 lety +561

      @@adelinehanson815 ppl can have multiple interests and research is a thing so yeh

    • @bxtchyqueen1687
      @bxtchyqueen1687 Před 3 lety +960

      Can we get a girl who doesn’t like school

    • @sapphire-mh7mu
      @sapphire-mh7mu Před 3 lety +575

      they do it so they try to make their writing seem better and more “complex” by adding meaningless book quotes that the female relates to

  • @berenicevega8720
    @berenicevega8720 Před 4 lety +5277

    Okay but why is Hardin’s essay not typed in Times New Roman? He’s supposed to be in college and he’s typing in Calibri😂😂😂

    • @shiannafoxx
      @shiannafoxx Před 4 lety +582

      Not to mention there's no header 😩😩😩

    • @berenicevega8720
      @berenicevega8720 Před 4 lety +469

      Queen Valencia
      Somewhere in the world an AP English Language teacher is crying at their failed attempt to teach him basic MLA. Tsk tsk what an abomination

    • @MikaylaN-sz4te
      @MikaylaN-sz4te Před 4 lety +86

      The important questions

    • @creaturesoul4469
      @creaturesoul4469 Před 4 lety +167

      Wrong font with no heading, my English teacher would have failed me on the spot. XD

    • @_gblume
      @_gblume Před 4 lety +60

      I hate what I can't tell what the line spacing is either

  • @UNYQUE707
    @UNYQUE707 Před 3 lety +88

    *Yeah lay her down. Put that HARD in.*
    I DIED!! 😂😂💀💀

  • @bakeymykakey
    @bakeymykakey Před 3 lety +102

    How can someone who is literally English sound like he’s faking his accent

  • @aseel7901
    @aseel7901 Před 5 lety +5703

    " she's a virgin HAVE YOU SEEN HER SKIRT !!" 😂

    • @kikolopita2965
      @kikolopita2965 Před 5 lety +98

      Me: Wait... I have the same skirt

    • @jaynebezerra17
      @jaynebezerra17 Před 5 lety +47

      I'd use that skirt lol

    • @zippy3253
      @zippy3253 Před 4 lety +30

      I have the same skirt dude. That's what you call decency. Period.

    • @itsjustsefora6747
      @itsjustsefora6747 Před 4 lety +3

      @Hannah Mya same lol I was kinda hurt 😪😂

  • @lua3029
    @lua3029 Před 4 lety +3996

    you know you’re doing something wrong if your own accent sounds fake

    • @ayshah1987
      @ayshah1987 Před 3 lety +10

      @@thatcoolturtle5054 sameee

    • @misoasoda340
      @misoasoda340 Před 3 lety +45

      I feel like he didn’t grow up in England and lost his accent cus it sounds so forced 😭😭

    • @MorganMairi
      @MorganMairi Před 3 lety +41

      It’s legit the accent I do when I make fun of ‘posh’ English accents (I’m Scottish)

    • @sidneysullivan1651
      @sidneysullivan1651 Před 3 lety +58

      It's because the actor has more of a Roadman accent, but they wanted him to try and sound more posh, like Harry

    • @aryaslay715
      @aryaslay715 Před 3 lety +47

      The actor has a cockney accent (which is english but doesnt sound anything like the stereotypical ‘posh’ british accent) and so the writers forced him to speak more poshly by getting him to pronounce his t’s but it really messes the whole thing up like i was cringing so hard

  • @natashavelasquez1841
    @natashavelasquez1841 Před 3 lety +89

    I literally couldn’t with all the harden jokes 😂

  • @abbyciv4979
    @abbyciv4979 Před 5 lety +1537

    "Who got you pregnant? Louis?"
    I really love this guy😂😂😂

  • @lexi2101
    @lexi2101 Před 4 lety +3744

    Fun fact:
    This movie won a teen choice award for best drama Movie, The two main characters won best drama Actors and Actress!
    WUT ThE FUCk

  • @rubymochicarlile7535
    @rubymochicarlile7535 Před rokem +16

    Every author makes their main character like to read, and every artist make there oc like to paint. It’s just how it be

  • @Ari-355
    @Ari-355 Před 3 lety +86

    I like how he is a guy watching a movie mostly targeted towards females and yet despite his gender, his opinion about the movie is pretty much what most people were thinking when they first watched the movie. Also I like how they use the tension to pretty much say the entire movie story line

  • @Jess2iPrinzessi
    @Jess2iPrinzessi Před 3 lety +16042

    "I don't think we can ever be just friends" is such a fanfiction line 😂

    • @cosmicowl4430
      @cosmicowl4430 Před 3 lety +120

      This comment is so underrated 😂

    • @Ray-lw2os
      @Ray-lw2os Před 3 lety +215

      After is literally a fanfic based off of harry styles so i guess it fits

    • @Ray-lw2os
      @Ray-lw2os Před 3 lety +42

      wow i literally said this before i got to the part where he explained it was a fic BAHHAHAH

    • @andreana5362
      @andreana5362 Před 3 lety +16

      It happened to me like five months ago... x)

    • @lenal.7393
      @lenal.7393 Před 3 lety +75

      I was mqd at this line because before that they literally met 2 times, and they haven't talked, the chemistry wasn't there so I don't get why they can't be friends 😂

  • @claralobato8479
    @claralobato8479 Před 4 lety +2695

    In the movie: Hardin is just a problematic boy
    In the books: omfg Hardin is literally the worst person I've ever "met"

    • @cherryburn7013
      @cherryburn7013 Před 4 lety +36

      True AF

    • @jagerbaby8628
      @jagerbaby8628 Před 4 lety +170

      In the movie he’s: Harden the sad boy who’s personality is “IM SAD BUT ALSO I LOVE TESSA”

    • @dreiyeuuh4426
      @dreiyeuuh4426 Před 4 lety +208

      in the books he's just a toxic dick

    • @erikarios459
      @erikarios459 Před 4 lety +15

      @@dreiyeuuh4426 yeaahh I hate soo much Jardín because all his problemas was because of his shit - still love the books but hardin iss...-

    • @trilynn9202
      @trilynn9202 Před 4 lety +69

      Clara Lobato right, in the books he was 20 times worse than he is in the movies

  • @brianbommarito3376
    @brianbommarito3376 Před 3 lety +77

    Hate even the premise of this movie, but I confess I would’ve probably liked it as a teenager if it had been made back then. At that age, hormones are so strong that they can affect your judgment. It’s so bad, you can fall in love with a fire hydrant. It’s an insane time of life. I’m glad it’s over.

    • @SR-zp4je
      @SR-zp4je Před 2 lety +1

      true dat, I fell in love with a fire hydrant

  • @Overseer2579
    @Overseer2579 Před rokem +54

    “Hardin Scott got his first rejection”. I refuse to believe that’s the guy’s first rejection in his life. Ain’t nobody in the real world who just straight-up doesn’t get rejected a lot. Everybody gets rejected a lot, and the ones who don’t are lying about it, even though it’s normal and not to be ashamed of

  • @fairybebbiesuwu366
    @fairybebbiesuwu366 Před 5 lety +1377

    “I imagine the one direction members hooking up-“
    *Context is important, people*

    • @JERBYTUBE
      @JERBYTUBE Před 5 lety +16

      i mean...i relate with that.

    • @inessa5923
      @inessa5923 Před 4 lety +11

      I swear all Directioners are freaky
      No exceptions

  • @celestloveyz3482
    @celestloveyz3482 Před 4 lety +3384

    "SHE'S A VIRGIN ISN'T THAT OBVIOUS?? HAVE YOU SEEN HER LONG SKIRT??!"
    HSHSHS DEAD

    • @corvus1374
      @corvus1374 Před 4 lety +57

      Supposedly , in the book, he actually shows the bloody sheets to his friends to prove he took her virginity.

    • @jiderdanso2727
      @jiderdanso2727 Před 4 lety +37

      @@corvus1374 ewqww

    • @jiderdanso2727
      @jiderdanso2727 Před 3 lety +12

      glad i stop reading .

    • @nessyness5447
      @nessyness5447 Před 3 lety +24

      @@corvus1374 the person whi wrote it must be a virgin too because actually, is not that normal or common to bleed on the first time. it's more of a myth ( in fact in medieval times women pretended to be virgins by staining the sheets with blood discretely , as in from a cut or carrying it in a phial).

    • @sariyahjackson5646
      @sariyahjackson5646 Před 3 lety +16

      @@nessyness5447 All girls are different. Some bleed, some don't bleed. Some feel pain, some don't feel pain. We're all different.

  • @graceleslie9758
    @graceleslie9758 Před rokem +13

    "Does she need help getting in the water--is she your CHILD?!?!" Imma say it, this is one of my favorite Dylan's videos. I love you, Dylan!!!❤

  • @noface3641
    @noface3641 Před 2 lety +34

    15:12 Dylan: *sarcastically* "it makes sense to make out with another guy... as a morally astute person"
    that's one of the core things I hate about this movie. they completely disregard her whole character through out the whole movie. and she is literally the protagonist!! its like we were introduced to the main character and learned what she is like just to act like it didn't happen and never speak of it again cause now suddenly she is someone else entirely. and why? for sex scenes. that's why. clever story, really clever

  • @marifera7300
    @marifera7300 Před 4 lety +8807

    Biggest reason I want the 2nd movie to come out: Dylan’s reaction

  • @amykessler6574
    @amykessler6574 Před 4 lety +3414

    Is anyone else bothered by the fact that sad boy is super British and his dad isn't?

    • @michelledeveau9348
      @michelledeveau9348 Před 4 lety +231

      Amy Kessler lol I saw the movie bc my friends wanted to see it; his mom Is British and he grew up with her if I remember correctly

    • @amykessler6574
      @amykessler6574 Před 4 lety +28

      @@michelledeveau9348 oh okay cool! I've never seen the movie. But that totally makes sense. Thanks for clearing that up!

    • @zeecece3309
      @zeecece3309 Před 4 lety +59

      He’s supposed to look like Harry styles it flopped

    • @nbegum9806
      @nbegum9806 Před 4 lety +8

      Cece Foreverxox no he’s not.

    • @MikaylaN-sz4te
      @MikaylaN-sz4te Před 4 lety +23

      In the original fan fic on Wattpad, he was british

  • @JVSolus
    @JVSolus Před 2 lety +89

    In the books Hardin literally showed his friends their bloody sheets to show that they had intercourse and everything was so f‘ed up

    • @lilw5653
      @lilw5653 Před 2 lety +6

      Wtf why would they be??? Did he murder her or something like wtf

    • @madi4351
      @madi4351 Před 2 lety

      @@lilw5653 bc hardin and zed had a bet to see who could take her virginity

    • @JVSolus
      @JVSolus Před 2 lety +7

      @@lilw5653 lots of girls bleed after their first time and apparently Tessa was one of those and because of the bet, Hardin showed them to their friends

    • @LetsTalkAboutItPodcast25
      @LetsTalkAboutItPodcast25 Před 2 lety +8

      @@JVSolus that’s beyond fucked up

    • @goawayrain1293
      @goawayrain1293 Před 4 měsíci

      Not to mention what Steph did to Tessa 😭

  • @jaylaashlynn5446
    @jaylaashlynn5446 Před rokem +29

    I’ve always loved Dylan’s content and I’m not saying he’s terrible or should be cancelled, but the low key sexualizing of lesbians he does in his videos sometimes makes me a little uncomfortable as a lesbian

    • @ellen8721
      @ellen8721 Před rokem +4

      say it louder !!!!!!!!!!!!

    • @331mohammadahmad4
      @331mohammadahmad4 Před rokem +2

      i feel like everyone was like this 2018 2019 era. same with pewdiepie

    • @bookworm-rachel
      @bookworm-rachel Před 3 měsíci +2

      Agreed, which is why Dylan stopped years ago! Not sure if he spoke about it on this channel or Ooga Booga, but he explained that although it was meant as a joke, he read the comments on how it was making women feel and that's why he doesn't say it anymore. I'm bi and I really respect him for that, men with a big following like his rarely listen genuinely to their female audience and own up to a shitty joke. You can see in the After 5 commentary, there's a similar scene with two women kissing and he's just insulting Hardin instead lol

  • @mr.manguy3692
    @mr.manguy3692 Před 3 lety +2890

    This movie glorifies toxic relationships and cheating in relationships who thought making this movie was a good idea 😂😂😂

  • @hta4503
    @hta4503 Před 3 lety +4943

    why hardin always look like he's holding a burp???

  • @THEMOVIEBAE
    @THEMOVIEBAE Před 3 lety +33

    “Every main character is into books cause the writer is into books” (balls up screenplay) 🤣🤣🤣

  • @mallorymashburn2999
    @mallorymashburn2999 Před 3 lety +67

    Dylan: what if this is a good movie
    *laughs uncontrollably*

  • @TheValeriaChannel
    @TheValeriaChannel Před 5 lety +3909

    x: "how many sexual jokes do you want to make with the name 'hardin'?"
    dylan: *yes*

  • @sarabutler870
    @sarabutler870 Před 4 lety +4363

    who tf would name their kid Hardin...I just wanna talk...

    • @AA-fp3eo
      @AA-fp3eo Před 4 lety +160

      You should watch Dylan’s commentary on attaway general. He makes a pact where we stop naming our kids stupid fanfic names like Holden and Hardin😂😂😂

    • @sugar_-
      @sugar_- Před 3 lety +44

      @@AA-fp3eo let's ban all h names at this point lol

    • @AA-fp3eo
      @AA-fp3eo Před 3 lety +51

      Sugar lol yea. Like, Hardin is a pretty name for a fanfic but it doesn’t fit anywhere else lol

    • @sugar_-
      @sugar_- Před 3 lety +81

      @@AA-fp3eo plus Hardin and Holden have so much bullying/joke material it's like setting up your own kids for failure

    • @AA-fp3eo
      @AA-fp3eo Před 3 lety +3

      Sugar exactly

  • @Kristianalexis1
    @Kristianalexis1 Před 6 měsíci +11

    Guess who’s doing a marathon of the After commentaries now that it’s done? 🙋🏻‍♀️

  • @jackiee_
    @jackiee_ Před 3 lety +23

    “WHO GOT YOU PREGNANT? LOUIS?” OH NO I DIED

  • @ihateallofyou8460
    @ihateallofyou8460 Před 3 lety +4683

    i hated this movie so much. She cheated on her boyfriend and then got mad when he left her. She picked up broken glass with her bare hands and then looked shocked as to why her hands were bleeding.

    • @annabelledeschamps395
      @annabelledeschamps395 Před 2 lety +151

      ok I just saw the scene where she literally picked up glass, I'm sorry this is a bit embarrassing haha.

    • @user-dt8si6ie9n
      @user-dt8si6ie9n Před 2 lety +148

      Honestly we can all agree that tessa is just horrible, not only as a character but as a human being.

    • @Nirual
      @Nirual Před rokem +97

      Yeah, even if her boyfriend is a douche, that’s no reason to cheat. Break up with him, then go out with other guys.

    • @Overseer2579
      @Overseer2579 Před rokem +39

      Ikr? Like, girl, you made this happen. I mean, sure, Hardin was already a piece of work (to put it mildly), but you put yourself in this situation. No one with a good conscience feels bad for you

    • @romanemartinerie9352
      @romanemartinerie9352 Před rokem +19

      the author is painting a sociopath as “sexy”? The man is abusive, treats her badly in front of ppl and I’m not even going to get into what happened with the real bet but the 1st thing you use to justify why its bad is the fact that she cheated feel like the toxic relationship is the first red flag maybe talk about the guy's problem too

  • @diamondbaker5331
    @diamondbaker5331 Před 3 lety +9032

    Dylan: “Oh, it’s a post-apocalyptic movie. I get it, ‘AFTER’ the world ends.”
    Me: No, that would be a more interesting plot.

  • @LEGO_IndianaJones69420_
    @LEGO_IndianaJones69420_ Před rokem +15

    I love how she says one sentence and Dylan immediately goes, “What are you talkin’ about, bitch?”

  • @brianbommarito3376
    @brianbommarito3376 Před 3 lety +25

    1:44 The best part of the movie. The logo for the studio.

  • @erinhurley5713
    @erinhurley5713 Před 4 lety +1693

    the most unrealistic part of this is his essay's lack of formatting. who doesn't even put a name or page numbers on it

    • @no-ku6jp
      @no-ku6jp Před 4 lety +37

      i'm a freshman in highschool and i got grilled for not putting page numbers in my essay.

    • @assholebyginger
      @assholebyginger Před 4 lety +32

      @@no-ku6jp I'm a senior and I have never put page numbers in my essays. And I've had the highest English mark every year.

    • @assholebyginger
      @assholebyginger Před 4 lety +18

      @@no-ku6jp I'm sorry I just realized that sounded bitchy, I promise I didn't mean to say that in a weird way!!!

    • @no-ku6jp
      @no-ku6jp Před 4 lety +16

      @@assholebyginger you didn't sound bitchy at all! and no worries. i go to a really strict school so that might just be it. they're more nit-picky here.

    • @keisha8270
      @keisha8270 Před 4 lety +11

      @@assholebyginger @skrrt skrrt this was such a wholesome interaction it actually made my smile

  • @ian-edwardugbaja3439
    @ian-edwardugbaja3439 Před 3 lety +11197

    When you realize that she's been fooling with Hardin while dating someone else for most of the movie.
    And she's supposed to be the moral, decent, reserved person.

    • @horsetalkshow7615
      @horsetalkshow7615 Před 3 lety +281

      So true so true. You made me realize that good point 🤣

    • @biblicallyaccurateangel4433
      @biblicallyaccurateangel4433 Před 3 lety +205

      She's just so,,,,,stupid

    • @oreocookie..-..0
      @oreocookie..-..0 Před 3 lety +452

      In the book it’s way worse 💀 she does more things while in a relationship

    • @ibrahimanjum6575
      @ibrahimanjum6575 Před 3 lety +28

      He did 2 wasn't he with Molly when he was with Tessa?

    • @katesuneson7878
      @katesuneson7878 Před 3 lety +125

      @@ibrahimanjum6575 I’m pretty sure he was just kissing molly I don’t think they had strings attached

  • @autmakeup5338
    @autmakeup5338 Před 2 lety +3

    i rreally miss movie commentary mondays...so I'm rewatching all the old ones-> never gets boring

  • @FrancisFabricates
    @FrancisFabricates Před 3 lety +25

    Dylan being as excited to Sandy as I am i felt oh such a deep emotional level. Thank you. The OC doesn’t get enough love now

  • @SirSoup44
    @SirSoup44 Před 4 lety +2596

    "So you go to college and now you drink"
    Me an Australian forgetting about US Laws: And?

    • @enyonamlanyoh1186
      @enyonamlanyoh1186 Před 3 lety +148

      Saaame, I'm from SA and legal drinking age is 18. I'm like, "what's the issue, my guy, she probably started drinking in grade 12" 😂

    • @mellowenglishgal
      @mellowenglishgal Před 3 lety +63

      Me in England sipping my margaritas and laughing!

    • @justagirl2919
      @justagirl2919 Před 3 lety +58

      Me a British person who walks past a park full of 12 year olds drunk 😂 lmao

    • @jennifergarcia2710
      @jennifergarcia2710 Před 3 lety +11

      @@justagirl2919 Can relate (I'm Austrian)

    • @troyisburning
      @troyisburning Před 3 lety +39

      Me a German drinking beer since like forever forgetting there's people who don't drink

  • @nadi_alom
    @nadi_alom Před 4 lety +2866

    Bruh she's a cheater I don't care how annoying her boyfriend is...break up with him rather than messing with his emotions

    • @FaiaHalo
      @FaiaHalo Před 4 lety +97

      Yes!! Exactly!

    • @nightlizard8595
      @nightlizard8595 Před 4 lety +330

      Another reason it's hard to relate and sympathize with her, like how am I supposed to side with a character who's blatantly in the wrong? I don't care how much she and the creep are "meant for each other", between the sexism (albeit more in the book than movie) and the cheating, Tessa is just an awful person

    • @ieeee_.
      @ieeee_. Před 4 lety +25

      Actually he was boring so she wanted more... "fun"

    • @Eve.003y
      @Eve.003y Před 4 lety +76

      That's what I thought the whole time. In the Movie and I think in the Books too, Tessa is always the one who is this poor little thing because Hardin did something stupid when Tessa actually deserved it. She cheated on her boyfriend. But the story made it look like it was Tessa who got betrayed

    • @nightlizard8595
      @nightlizard8595 Před 4 lety +56

      @@ieeee_. exactly. She's still a cheater. Being bored doesn't make it ok.

  • @samistoddard826
    @samistoddard826 Před rokem +6

    my favorite lime from anything ever, “I need that wisdom land-en-to her life.”

  • @WeebMeister37
    @WeebMeister37 Před rokem +8

    The fact that people like this and the book is legitimately insane to me...

  • @louiseandastrid1630
    @louiseandastrid1630 Před 5 lety +2168

    Oh, it's a Wattpad book turned movie?
    Makes sense.

    • @ekadamayantisilalahi1599
      @ekadamayantisilalahi1599 Před 5 lety +29

      but i love wattpad story though
      hahaha

    • @jassyjones
      @jassyjones Před 5 lety +9

      Louise Scanlon yep the kissing booth was too but that’s better

    • @tramya183
      @tramya183 Před 5 lety +19

      Jassy Jones it was not lol

    • @unfortunateClown
      @unfortunateClown Před 5 lety +2

      Not the first time it happened

    • @samanthaharrison6247
      @samanthaharrison6247 Před 5 lety +5

      Actually, it's Wattpad story turned published book series turned movie. The books were much better