Hardin is the worst character ever created *AFTER 2 COMMENTARY*
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- čas přidán 27. 10. 2020
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"Stop having sex" this is a wattpad fanfiction. It's porn with a story.
sofía restaino a poorly written story
@@missserenity1090 yeah, all of them are no literature material 😂
sofía restaino Imagine one day there is a course on how not to write a book and this is what they study.
I’ve watched porn with better plots
I've seen better storylines in 3rd rate porn
"im drunk, uncomfortable and I saw a tampon on the ground. im leaving" 💀💀 best part
So relatable
Can very confidently say that he was better than Trevor in the book, he's so damn funny lmao - Absolutely adored Sprouse playing him, awesome casting
In german its "I stepped on a tampon" 😂
That instantly made him the best person in the movie. But everyone is so trash in comparison, so it's not really an accomplishment.
What part was that
Tessa choosing Hardin over Dylan sprouse is like Lara Jean choosing Peter over John ambrose. One is clearly superior than the other
I'm glad Tessa didn't choose Trevor because he deserves so much better than Tessa
@@pure_heroinne I agree 100%
trevor and tessa r so clearly unsuitable shes messed up and so is hardin its toxic but they’re made for each other trevor doesnt deserve to have to deal with all that
Hardin is sooooo toxic but Peter and Lara Jean were sooooo cute together!!!!!
dont even get me started on Lara Jean cuz who tf would choose Peter over John
The entire book series is them just 'Being together, some dumb misunderstanding happens, they fight, Hardin throws a tantrum, Tessa starts acting like an adult, Hardin cries, Tessa runs back to him.' And we start again.
Tessa never acting like an adult
rinse and repeat 😀
How Toxic Love Can Kinda Be Like
The Series
Yup prime example of a toxic relationship
Nah you forgot the sex involved 😂😂😂
“are females finding this attractive” absolutely not
Yeah, movie has no quality whatsoever
SADLY some do. like, uhm, *inexperienced teenage girls*
@@havegum don't say that about me💀I'm adequately repulsed
@@sonijya i like ur wording gf. not sayin all do but 👀
Definitely not me
whenever hardin curses, it sounds like a kid who just started learning curse words who puts too much emphasis on them because they want to sound cool.
literally.
Ugh, Hardin literally reminds me of me when I was younger. I was a cursing chatter box back then. Thinking it would make me cool and grown up.😑
He’s like every middle school boy who thinks cursing is so cool
With his accent it’s so much more funny! 🤣
fill ‘em up with vibes ! I have NOTHING against hardin’s actor, BUT he has a Terrible accent.😂
Hardin makes Christian Grey look like a perfect gentleman and that, my friends, is SAYING SOMETHING
Because Christian is emotionally manipulative, that requires at least a little bit of effort to lure the girl back again. Hardin never even had to do that, she just came back anyways 🤷♀️
Being devil's advocate, at least Christian was still taking therapy for his problems
@@sleepysera At least Christian stated that he shouldn’t be dating anyone 😭; Hardin keeps making excuses
We're really defending Christian, huh? 😭😭 (but nonetheless, I agree)
Facts
hardin: "whatever our souls are made of-"
me: "whatever arseholes are made of..."
AJSHSJSJSJSH nice
Underrated comment 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
I heard the same 😂😂😂
🤣 comedy gold
".... His and mine are the same"
Tmi, guys, tmi!
“Are females finding him attractive?”
No.
Yes
Yes very much 😊
Rosa Same, I was like no sir we are not 😂
Absolutely not
@@CM-lh2sf im not trying to be rude but i’m genuinely curious so 1) how old are you? and 2) what makes him attractive??
Dylan predicted that the homeless person was her dad literally 2 seconds in. A professional movie watcher !
He said it and I was like omg so quick
it took me the longest time to figure that out lol and he knew it right away wow
Okay but I did too. It's the cliche formula through and through
i was going down in the comments searching for someone who noticed!!
I wish I was that intelligent enough to do that to movies 💀✋
The fact that he has to specifiallly say "I won't have a TANTRUM on your birthday" is insane. UNLESS YOU'RE A CHILD, NO TANTRUMS SHOULD BE A GIVEN.
TRUE STORY: I was young and met a Harden. Cut to a very toxic situation ensuing. I then met a Trevor in a really good suit who could not do enough for me. I married the Trevor, we have a lovely home and a beautiful son. Choose yourself, even if you're not ready for any partner in your life. And choose happiness.
😊❤️❤️
I’m happy for you 💜
This is so cute 💕😭 I hope everyone who finds a Hardin will find a Trevor, Actually... I hope noone finds a Hardin...
I pray every night that I find a Trevor because I’ve been through being with a Hardin and not surprisingly he broke my heart and took advantage of me😅
That's the story I wanna see in a book or a movie. The girl choosing the good guy and leave the toxic dude behind bec they won't change in that age. Probably later but it's not worth it staying in that toxic shit so he could MAYBE change one day.
"Do ladies find this attractive?"
*No*
Get me a Sprouse twin
Periodt
Same
Preach
She kissed a guy who didn’t consent and Hardin got mad at the guy... quality script guys. The poor actor. He was going places when he played Voldemort
The thing is people irl are really shityy like that and for some reason guys or girls often go after the other person instead of their cheating partner. Its very toxic
Plush cuz if their partner cheats they feel obligated to too
Tessa and Hardin's actors have loads of potential but still end up with these shitty movies. Same with Joey King.
Insert badass-funny-wierd name here! i disagree, neither of them can act well at all, it’s so embarrassing to watch, joey king on the other hand is a respected actress with an emmy nom and golden globe nom, so i don’t think being in the kissing booth has hindered her potential or her career by any stretch of the imagination
@@bananatiergod at least we got to see Joey shine in the act hopefully one of these actors will get their chance too
I'm impressed how they somehow made Sprouse character, the stable nice respectful one, the funner more likable choice. Usually it's the reverse. But he even made data analysis somehow sweet to the point it's almost romantic. It's really a shame he didn't play a larger role, because he was arguably the coolest part of the story and he barely did anything.
That’s for a calculated reason. The filmmakers (and Anna Todd as a writer) want the target audience to think that good, decent men, no matter how much more compatible you are with them on every level, are always boring, too scared to make a move, etc., and that it’s really the immature, needy bad boy that you don’t get along with or have anything in common with but you like the sex, that’s good for you. It pisses, I think I can assume, everybody off, and it’s why I actually posted a list of infinitely better teen movies on my Instagram yesterday
candice king and dylan sprous in this are such wasted potential
OMG YES! I literally said the same thing!
fr
THEY DID IT FO THE CHEQUE
Yeah they are both so good
If they didn’t want everyone to like the other guy more, they shouldn’t have cast Dylan Sprouse...
RIGHTTT LMFAO
Well said
FACTSSSSS
Clara Jennifer Clara Jennifer his character was 100% better
FACTSS THO
A whole English major but Tessa can't realise that "I never kiss and tell" is a figure of speech, chile-
IKR I was so mad
In her defence she was completely wasted 😅
@@indianauthorvlogs true lol shame🤣🤭
Sadly in the movie she’s a fucking ECON major . Who decided that
😂😂😂 I was thinking about it the whole night after watching movie like bro your job is literally reading manuscripts and you work in a publishing company and you don't know this figure of speech
If I were Tessa, I would have chose Trevor instead of Harden. He looked so cute when taken aback after the surprise kiss.
He treated her better than Hardin did too
and respectful guys with glasses is just 🥵🥵🥵
@@ceciliatoledo837 period sis🙏🙏
@@ceciliatoledo837 Dreamy af.
Did Tessa really deserve to be with Trevor ? Trevor deserves so much better
I’m surprised Dylan hasn’t made a commentary about 365 Days yet
Yes! 😂😂
Exactly like WHERE IS IT
Maybe too R-rated for CZcams?
@@user-dp2up8ww8o Alex Meyers did a funny commentary on it 😊
I wonder what he has to say about that
Dylan: Don’t break that lamp
Hardin:
Dylan: ok good
Hardin: proceeds to break lamp
Dylan: WHY CAN'T YOU JUST BE NORMAL?!?!?!?!
Hardin: *SCREAMS*
@@OmegaTheSillyWolf Enemies to lovers slowburn excellence Dylan and hardin
That sounds like a frustrated older brother babysitting a whiny toddler who can't stop throwing temper tantrums.
@@OmegaTheSillyWolf THAT MOVIE SCENE WAS FUCKING HILARIOUS LMFAOO
Girls seriously if a guy is acting like a child and you have to take care of him like he's a 5 years old, *please* dump him like I'm begging you. You have your life, a bright future, better stuff to do than that dude
100%
And no, you can't cure his trauma, mental health, etc. just by loving him/her/whatsoever. If they suffer, please convince them to go to therapy or something like that - of course you can still love them, but it isn't helping if they won't get help
IF HE DON'T GIVE AS MUCH AS HE TAKES, HE AINT WORTH IT!! IF YOU DON'T FEEL SUPPORTED IN YOUR ENDEAVORS AND YOU DON'T WANT TO SUPPORT HIS, YALL AINT READY!!!
Also, say it with me: It is NOT your job to ‘’FIX your significant other.
What if he’s my son tho
the fact that dylan instantly knew that the homeless guy at the start was tessa dad just proves that he’s a professional movie watcher
That whole kindle rant, I kept thinking “he’s gonna do an audible sponsor transition”
IT WAS A MISDIRECT!
The fact that he literally predicted that the man in the beginning was Tessa's dad made my day
it's such a "fanfiction written by a 16yo" thing to happen tbh, Dylan's a connoisseur at this point
honestly i did to i feel like if you watch enough movies you can just kinda tell
@@miadiguiseppe716 tbh it's such a cliché thing to do even a 5 year old could guess this entire movie was disappointing and that's saying something considering we all already expected to hate it
I feel so bad for him thooo :,
@@cakebeforeheartbreak and tbh a five year old couldnt really watch dis doe-
I like how she clearly kissed some other guy without his consent and Hardin immediately goes to grab his collar. Long live the toxicity.
i noticed that too! omg so annoying!!
yass we stan a toxic emotionally abusive relationship displayed and romanticized to young and impressionable audiences, that would definitely end well.
I sat there watching the whole scene 😑😐😑😐
I'm writing my own story and will NOT have my male character show such idiotic, toxic behaviour.
I even did a scene where the female love interest mentioned another guy was kinda cute, and her boyfriend (who is bi) agreed! THAT is a healthy relationship.
😂
“Love” (*especially* this “relationship”) does *NOT* magically stop nightmares, excuse drunken fights (both physical and verbal), and allow virtually *anything* Hardin does and says to be ok. There is plenty of work that needs to be put into relationships, and the only thing he does in theirs is add more problems while being overly possessive, controlling, and needy.
I can't wait till kissing booth 3 comes out and he just fucking tears it apart 😂
I just watched the movie then went right over to his channel to see if he saw it yet
He just did haha
Lmfaoooo
Yes, Dylan. This man’s name is Takeoff, Liftoff and Givens.
Bye cause takeoff took me out 💀💀💀
Tbh takeoff and liftoff were good attempts considering his name is Landon haha
Sounds like a wacky law firm
😂😂😂😂
He really didn't stick the landin' on his name there
The fact that Hardin is based off of Harry Styles and Harry is nothing like this guy just blows my mind.
They were just putting a face to the character
I honestly hope Harry himself hasn't seen these movies
I'd be highly concerned if someone assumed this was my personality. I'VE NEVER BROKEN A LAMP IN MY LIFE!
It wasn't based off harry styles. The author just used all of their names. Nothing else associated with them.
@@pbcat16 he blocked the writer on social media 🤣💀
Hardin makes Edward Cullen look like the healthiest boyfriend in all of fiction.
I can’t take Hardin seriously when he struts and kicks the bathroom door open and then yells “Fuckin Trevor” 🤣🤣 has me on the floor every time
Why did this movie have to have 5 sex scenes??? Their relationship was made up of 2 things: fights and sex. My gosh.
yes they were so toxic that they didnt know ways to solve their problems other than make up sex. i cant rlly remember but in the books she even pointed it out to him and she was like "lets try to actually solve a problem instead of having sex this time"
Yup....till the last moment in the book those are the only 2 things happened. She kissed a guy infront of him, they fight and then have sex. I mean, who exactly enjoy this kind of shit?
@@antara.dhibar8686 probably 9 year olds reading fanfics in wattpad not knowing what to do in their life
That was the point of story to show toxicity that they try to solve problems with sex
@@deepikamanjalkar7071 not really its just badly written
4:53
Tessa dress looks like it's something you have to pay 30 gems to get on episode
Honestly 😭🤣🤣
😂😂😂
PLEASE💀💀💀💀
😂😂😂
I screamed out😭😭
“He’s so low and needy and desperate it just takes his overall appearance away”
I’m crying at the way Dylan said this but he’s too right!😭😭😅
I know this video is old but for people who don’t know and care to know the reason Tessa’s mom is only in a few different spots is because the actress had been going through cancer treatments and couldn’t be around a bunch of people on a set
Good to know, I suppose
Actually it's MS
"It's the story you've heard before, passed down from the Greeks..."
Hardin, don't go blaming the Greeks, Shakespeare, Bronte, or Austen for your toxicity, mate. They deserve better than that.
I was so pissed when I heard that, like who gave you the right you good for nothing baboon?! :/
Hardin,what a stupidass name
@@thisnigerianlovesdrinkingg4522 At first I read that as "good for nothing balloon" but yeah, the point still stands. They've all written love stories that are less toxic than yours, Hardin. Especially Jane Austen.
LMAO FR
@@qdominika7253 If Anna Todd wanted a name that started with H that was close to Harry's, she could've named him Hunter or Hayden. Y'know, like a name that people ACTUALLY use. 🙄
This movie actually said “let’s normalise toxic relationships!!”
That's the definition of a wattpad based story...
No it didn’t you took it that way ...
Nothing is being normalized it’s just being displayed
@@sharktamer6393 these people are hella annoying 🙄
@@leajames6674 I agree, you can’t blame one story which has been explicitly stated to be a toxic story and has been criticized multiple times for such relationships. Where is the proof any of this is being “normalized” in any way?
The fact that he guessed the WHOLE plot in less than 5 minutes shows that Dylan is a GENIUS😂😂😂😂😂
Dylan saying 'Givens' and ' Landon' sound pretty close makes more sense than this whole movie.
I'm dead the fact that this man's put together that that's Tessa's dad in the first TWO SECONDS hahahhaah
@@umeabihabatool6229 he sure does😂
RIGHT? I WAS SPEECHLEES, that was pretty fast, even for Dylan :D
He's a professional movie watcher
@@MystWonka that he is
Seriously? I watched the movie before watching Dylan's video and I figured it out right away 😂 I have a gift too I suppose?
"RESPECT WOMEN AT LEAST" Dylan, I love you
He's smart and respectful,How could you not
@@Luna-dv5uz bro, he's a genius. He knows what a Venn Diagram is, nobody can ever make fun of him
the bar is so low 😭😭😭😭
I LOVE DYLAN BTW it just makes me laugh how it’s so easy to be a decent man and there are nearly none
@@milenaertelmercado5663 girl saaame, I love Dylan too, but it's just so sad that we praise him for agreeing with such a fundamental thought as the fact that women should indeed be respected. It just really makes it obvious where a lot of other men stand on the scale.
I find it unnecessarily hilarious how Hardin is so whiny and he’s basically a toddler
Yes and they didn't even try to hide it with his lines
"shes like a magic little pill. shes his cure" i have never laughed so hard
“You kissed another guy?!???? After I betrayed you?!” 💀💀💀💀I can’t with this humor
Ikr
The way he said it too-😭
You guys really shouldn't talk about what you don't know lol
@@gabi-ej1fr literally. they didn't read the fucking book
that isn't what happened. tessa jumped to conclusions instead of figuring out what he was talking to the girl about. read the book and it makes sense
I'm so confused at this trend of the guy in the second movie being a way better option but the girl choosing to stay with her original love interest out of... loyalty? Like how is that a healthy message to promote, especially when these girls are still teenagers? It was the same in the kissing booth and to all the boy I've loved before, ffs.
honestly... waiting for a series with the lead choosing the second, healthier option for once
Yes! They show that you’re supposed to stay with your first love even though he’s horrible and even if you meet a better person down the line. For what? Not everyone stays with their first love specially in this movie because Hardin has so many fucking issues that Tessa does not need to put up with. She went from a cute innocent relationship with Noah to a pure lustful one with Hardin? Now Trevor comes a long being a healthy older, smart option and she still chooses the troubled anger issues ex. Ugh I’m so fucking angry LOLL.
Trevor was never suppose to be a love interest though
He had a crush but when he realized she still loved Hardin he backed off and even got a new girlfriend
@@shataysianelson9414 So basically Trevor is the one that got away lol
@@shataysianelson9414 I get that but in this movie they were clearly pushing him and her into having something and for the audience, like if you see option a and option B and B is better in every way why would you go with option a?
Dylan Sprouse appears and suddenly i remember what someone who's charismatic is like
I 100% heard “whatever arseholes are made of, yours and mine are the same” and honestly in this movie you just go with it
Dylan: "I'm so smart."
Also Dylan: *had to double check what a venn diagram is*
who’s in your profile picture?
venn diagrams is my nightmare
@@Bluestress yoruichi from bleach :3
my teacher made me stand on my desk in class cuz i couldnt make one. so ill always remember
it's honestly disgusting how Harden behaves. He's not attractive at all
Haha I’m the only one that find him attractive
@@riayawilcox2004 yes
@@riayawilcox2004 ok I find him physically attractive but I would never ever be in a relationship with him if I had the chance
Honestly ANY man who acts like a grumpy child and lacks emotional maturity is automatically unattractive to me. But even without the shitty personality, he’s meh.
@@riayawilcox2004 nooo I love him lol. I like book Hardin better for a relationship though
Just when I thought I couldn't love Dylan more, he criticises Hardin's character the way he was meant to be criticised.
22:48 SHE DIDN’T EVEN PRESS THE SEND BUTTON IT SENT ITSELF IM CRYING
It’s so toxic I can’t even grasp why people would find this romantic.
lol i hate/love this
Exactly. There’s literally nothing romantic about it
@@sejalghimire779 true , maybe if i was in primary school or highschool, i would like it but now, no ,thank you.
@@notwerkinginthishouse8634 im in high school and i don't find this anywhere near romantic or anything. I'm just entertained by it
@elyse Sin same bahahah they constantly cheat on each other. It's disgusting
Moral of the story: Sprouse brothers are always the best characters
say it louder for the people in the back legend
I agree. Not lie tho, jughead annoys me sometimes
meh jughead? "in case you haven't noticed, i'm weird. i'M a wEiRdO"
@@theseusvsminotaurus fr tho. I was shocked to find out that a lot of people still actually like Jughead lmao. I thought we all already collectively agreed to cancel Riverdale a long time ago?😂
@@mariunfabregas7533 right lmaooo
Hardin seems like a guy that would appear on a true crime show/documentary for beating and killing his partner
Hardin is completely dependent on Tessa that’s why he’s so needy. He needs her to feel mentally and emotionally okay, he needs her to forget all his trauma. Which is so unhealthy because he needs to learn how to depend on himself and the narrative of them getting back together bcz they could “heal each other” is total bullshit. It teaches young teens THT toxic and abusive relationships are okay, and that you being dependent on someone else for your mental health is okay. Which is totally false
Not to mention it puts this unhealthy idea that you need to stick around to “fix” another person because they need you. You’re not responsible for the mental health of others.
"I´m wearing my Halloween underwear, cuz this is a horror movie, there´s nothing scarier than a toxic relationship" DYLAN LMAOOOO
I mean, he's not wrong
This movie could pass for a horror movie with all the red flags in the relationship
Also great because that was basically his take on paranormal activity
@@jendowden totally, couldn't agree more but the way he said it was just so funny to me
i’m convinced that dylan sprouted was only in this movie because he read the script and thought it was a comedy
edit: holy crap why did this get 3k likes
That would make sense since he’s the only good character 😂
Why do both of the spouse siblings choose terrible roles-theyre literally both rich, well-liked, popular, and ivy league educated
@@laurenzuniga3878 they probably find it quite fun
@@yanndylan2239
I remembered one of them saying in an interview after graduating that he can make a better movie/show than what is being shown on screen.
I wouldn't be surprised if they are gathering as much intel from doing bad movies and shows to make the best one in the future 😆
@@thgritic102 they probably just starting in there to make money and saving to make their own in the future
Is it bad that I burst out laughing when I saw Hardin chasing after Tessa in the ambulance.
I feel bad for the actors really. Especially the actress that plays Tessa, she isn’t bad at all. It’s just this cringy wattpad story that doesn’t do them justice. But I mean, the money must be nice…
Bro..the actor is the highest paid man then actress
I hate when toxic relationships like these are romanticized. It’s awful.
Unfortunately it's a popular trope in fan fiction.
You should see the amount of fanfiction with themes like: kidnapping, purchasing humans, forced marriage, drug lords being a choice for dating, student teacher relationships etc
@@hollyro4665 I know, it’s awful - Especially when the author is a young girl or boy, because of reading other stories like that
that's wattpad for ya
I'm so glad so many of the comments identify how toxic this film is. I had to watch it with my niece and I was pretty much in disbelief the whole way through...
Why does Hardin's sccent sound so fake, when hero is actually a British
The directors probably made him change his voice idk
he’s trying to sound like harry LOL
I think its because he like... cant act ?
@@AshleyRants the sad part is that he actually can, it's just the script that is very shit. Also, they make him have a British accent even stronger (literally for no reason), Hero talked about it in a interview I believe
He has a certain accent thats different than harry's but they made him speak like harry
Besides the toxic relationship part its so weird that Tessa gets instantly invited to this trip and they even paid for new clothes and shit. That's NOT how the world works. Specially when it's your first job
It's wish fulfillment for the author 💀
Imagine this, new plot line, Harden becomes violently obsessed with Tessa to the point where he will do anything to be with her...... even kill.
that’s literally the show ‘you’ on netflix 😂
Yandere hardin-
It’s the fact that it is literally based on a FANFICTION about Harry Styles for me 😂
right!
The Wattpad story was not this trash. I actually loved the fanfiction bc I didn't think of it as a fanfiction
and that I heard Harry blocked the author 😅😅😅 She's a 1D fan but I heard the plot is terrible and painted him in a bad light 😂😂
It’s the fact that Liam Payne watched it😂. I love him though
@@blushberryxo can u explain please how is it about Harry?
"This was written by a fifteen-year-old girl who doesn't know how to write.
A 30-year-old woman, actually. Married woman.
SERIOUSLY?! Oh my.
@@cheeseisherelive753 Also she wrote it while she was an adult, married and harry styles was a minor back then (Hardin is based of harry if you didn't know) which is very disturbing.
@@tunafish5462 oh hunny......
And she also has a son
Thats even worse
Every few months I come back and rewatch these specific movie commentaries 😭
Dylan: *buys the movie *
Everyone: Don't do it. You're going to regret it.
Dylan 10 minutes later: "I should've rented it."
Everyone: ......
Oh. My. God. I HATE it when he does that. Like learn from yur mistakes Dylan!
Honestly he should just start renting all movies at first and then going back to buy them if he really enjoyed them. That way he saves money
I'm pretty sure he did that to have the footage for this video. This way, he had more time to edit it
@@cakebeforeheartbreak nah rent the movie then screen record it
@@ann-maryn1232 that works too lmao
This movie feels like single "Episode" game play through.
loll atleast Cole is more respectful than Hardin
Hey hey hey listen
I play episode as a guilty pleasure with my sister and i can tell you episode stories are way better than this garbage
@@sarakhan-pk7ko at least they give consent, this movie just-
Dylan needs to go back to doing Episode. It's been too long since Bad Boy's Girl
@@caoisekamay1175 Oh my God! That story.
I don’t know why Hardin throwing the lamp after Dylan asked him not to had me laughing so hard.
12:18 bruh as a female I think harden has been disgusting since day one. I really hate how manipulative, needy and toxic he is. The movie would've been so much better if Tessa moved on from him and found the true love after just seeing how immature he is. Couldve been her realising that what she felt with harden was never love and with the new guy she finds what love truly means idk man this movie couldve been good cus they introduce the new guy but essentially do nothing with him. This movie is not helping hardbois image at all either here he's so toxic even Britney would be like yikes dude see a therapist.
I’m gonna be honest if Trevor did all of that financial stuff for me on my BIRTHDAY I would’ve married him on the spot bye
Same. Like he seems like an actual good guy who cares about her
YES. I don’t understand how she stayed with Hardin like what- it’s like she rejected a diamond for a rock-
@@ivyortiz7132 a diamond is a rock but I get what you’re saying
Then she rejected a gold mine for a empty, broken bottle of alcohol
I don't even like men that much and I'd too...
Dylan: guesses that that homeless dude is Tessas dad in first sec he appears.
Me: 👁️👄👁️
It takes watching a lot of movies 2 know something as specific as that. Tho 2 b fair, it was a little obvious who the man at the beginning of the movie was. More-or-less.😀
I thought the same thing in the beginning. I knew he was hola come back Up at some point during the movie
he’s secretly read the book 😶👀🙈
LMAOO EXACTLY
@@theoverratedchannel6225 i only realised bc i've read the books and also, why would they give him time on screen if it weren't for a specific reason
6:55 "ThAt WaS a VeRy MoDeL tUrN!"
Dylan, he is a model. a runway model.
I really thought Hardin said, “Whatever arseholes are made of, hers and mine are the same” and was deeply confused 💀💀
"It's 2020, if you don't have a Kindle, you're never getting a Kindle."
the book was written in 2013 lmfaoooo
But u can buy 1 on the internet if u wanted 2 sooo...I’m confused.😀
@@theoverratedchannel6225 its a joke😀
Hayley-Noelle oh.😂
And if you don't have a Kindle you have the Kindle app
This whole video is not "until I hate myself", its just "until I literally can't hate Hardin any more".
yup
Not to make the movie any worse but I’m pretty sure that it’s spelled Hardin.... Hard....In..... I hate this movie
Hasn't Dylan posted 2 other videos about After 2? I know he did one about the first movie.
@@MorganMairi it is 😂
well that could be taken out of context with that wording
The best part of this video for me was when Dylan looked at his own picture and said hello handsome.
i absolutely love dylan's ability to guess the entire plot for 3rd movie in a time where it wasn't even known there would be a 3rd movie 💀
No one:
Dylan: flashes part of his underwear
Me: ....alright.
🤭🤭🤭
He just wanted us to see his crisp Calvin Klein's 😌
Your name makes this so much better 😂
@@kimbubbly9180 Completely agree
I’m not complaining
“there’s nothing scarier than a toxic relationship” dylan’s really bringing us the spooky vibes for this spooky season
1.2k likes and no comments? Yeesh
@@R_aya put that backwards now they got 2.1k likes
@@venus9727 ahaha
Hahaha true I mean where's the lieee tho
*Best comment*
Wasn’t she like 18 in the first one? How has she got a corporate job and getting into clubs like a month later?
"Whatever arseholes are made of, his and mine are the same." 19:47
I can’t breath this is so funny
Toxic relationships aren’t funny or entertaining. Why is this a trend in movies
Extremely awful 🤦🏽♀️
This and only this.
Toxic relationships in movies and books isn't the issue, because some of us have been through it and we all love a good tragedy. It's human nature. That's why Shakespear is so popular to this day. However, romanticizing toxic relationships is what's problematic. There is nothing romantic about being verbally or emotionally abused.
Yesss I’m so confused lmao
I watch movies to be RELAXED. What is this mess??
I hate how media/books romanticize toxic relationships, like no, it isn't cute or quirky, it's dangerous.
the after series is if riverdale, twilight, kissing booth, and fifty shades had a baby and you can't change my mind.
Okay but FACTS 😳😂😭
I haven't seen any of those. But I agree👍
Definitely
please, twilight saga is a masterpiece, but the rest of the list is true
no no
its just twilight and fifty shades had babies and the babies are riverdale kissing booth and after
I literally only liked two things about this movie: Sprouse, and Tessa yelling “happy new year bitch!” 🤣🤣🤣
let’s just acknowledging the fact that this movie tried to romanticize and downplay literal sexual assault, like Hardin knew Tessa was drunk and took advantage of that fact, like bro that’s not passion and true love that’s literally sexually assaulting her when she’s not in her right of mind
True…
I also think it tried to play it like it wasn’t sexual assault since her and Hardin were together/on a break but in love so even if she is drunk it couldn’t be assault since “they love each other and are together” which is also very harmful and 100% wrong and sexual assault
Let’s be real, sprouts guy never had a chance.... he’s the guy that comes in at the second movie.. are they ever chosen?
exactly it’s the same thing that happened and will continue to happen in movies like To All the Boys.. abs The Kissing Booth
Disney Pocahontas, much to my displeasure.
I read a book series one I'd tell you I love you but then I'd have to kill you and in the second book another guy comes in and she actually ends up with the second guy totally shocked me but I loved it cause they had better chemistry anyway
@@dandelion1469 pls what's the name, I don't mind dying through virtual
In real life they would be chosen, if the girl is smart
Bruh, How does this movie have Dylan Sprouse, Caroline from TVD and Jessica from suits and still be such a waste. It shocks me..
Also Frank from HTGAWM.
Dylan Sprouse was so damn attractive too! Plus he was so cute in his movie with his cliche quirks, it worked for him because he is actually a good actor and they just wasted all those good looks and talent smh
And Grace from All American
Haha as all the new characters appeared I was texting my sister going “so and so is in this!” “What is this cast?!”
Yeah like can Candice please go on Legacies instead of this 😭
listening to dylan talk about his hatred for hardin makes my heart warm 🥰
Dylan's giggling after Hardin kicked the door in reminded me of how I reacted after Jake Gyllenhaal threw an i-Pad on the ground in Okja. I remember going back and watching it like three times and giggling so hard after each one
I’m rewatching this and laughing just as hard
the fact such a toxic relationship is being portrayed to a teenage audience is concerning lmao, when I was a teenager it was bella and edward
Same!!
no hate but read the books and them talk :)
Yeah because that’s better lmfao 😂😂
@@julie-vd9wg they suck too
@@goldenchipmunk exactly wtf, just as bad😂
Dylan guessing “take off” as a name for the step brother whose name is actually Landon (“land on”) is hilarious to me
I thought he was guessing the names of Migos and I was so confused 😂
@@MusicisLove5678 tate langton hah
😭😭😭😭
This is on another level of puns
What happened to Miaosa?
You think that recast was bad, wait until the next one where half the cast was recast due to Covid and having to shoot in another country. Also, Hardin is supposed to be insanely annoying in book 2 and 3 . lol
I hate romance movies like this, where it’s like no one has self control. The amount of accidental kisses that happen is so dumb. “I just got caught up in the moment and accidentally made out with them!!!” 🙄
She really had the cute, mature, and emotionally stable guy right in front of her and chose off brand, less hot Draco Malfoy with anger issues.
Draco is less toxic than this dude
The guy who plays Hardin was young Voldemort in Harry Potter
@@supapowas777 wow that explains things XD
@@supapowas777 ooh i didn't even notice but they do look alike
you mean tom riddle?
I hate how their relationship is built off of sex and toxicity. Every moment they spent together, they couldn't keep their hands off of eachother. Go to a movie or a restaurant, and spend some quality time together. Not only that but they show no progress in their relationship. They argue, distance themselves from eachother, and then apologize like nothing happened. The worst part is, they do it over and over again. This movie is so dumb.
No reflection
The books are worse🙂
@@mayamajor2959 The books are worse
And here I thought I was the only one who felt that way. Because everyone around me have no problem with those books.
@@mayamajor2959 The books are garbage. Atleast the movie tried to make it better.
Something about the way Dylan says “I don’t need to see your thighs, my guy!” gets me every time 😭
26:49 Hero Fiennes Tiffin (Hardin) played young Tom Riddle in Harry Potter and the Half-Blood Prince
Hardin be like: "Tœssah, wHur ær yuh?"
KMAOAOAKSJDMSS SBYEEEEEE
LMFAOOOOOOOOFUCKKKK 😭
LMAO
I love your pfp >:3
Nope lol he’s just English. That’s how we speak 😂