Watching THE KISSING BOOTH Because I Don't Love Myself

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  • čas přidán 15. 06. 2018
  • i can't believe I watched this movie. Netflix, why do you do this to me?
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  • @linguisty2843
    @linguisty2843 Před 5 lety +27622

    "is wattpad the source material?"
    what gave it away? the misogyny, the abuse or the stupidity of the plot?

    • @user-hi4xi2rp8j
      @user-hi4xi2rp8j Před 5 lety +1265

      I think it's the bad boy

    • @yamika.
      @yamika. Před 5 lety +1936

      Not all wattpad novels are stupid. The good ones just don't get noticed because Wattpad is filled with teenaged girls who are not interested in mature writing

    • @thahirahalee1469
      @thahirahalee1469 Před 4 lety +44

      i think its the third one....

    • @vicvicvicviciv
      @vicvicvicviciv Před 4 lety +18

      LMFAO

    • @jacquelinec5216
      @jacquelinec5216 Před 4 lety +6

      Hahajah

  • @kaylamccutcheon8094
    @kaylamccutcheon8094 Před 5 lety +8901

    They spent more money on the mansion and not the writing

    • @gennyd6676
      @gennyd6676 Před 5 lety +280

      Kaylucky 77 it’s based on a Wattpad book that got professionally published so there was really nothing they could do other than not make the movie 🤷🏽‍♀️

    • @robynabrahams6594
      @robynabrahams6594 Před 5 lety +99

      They filmed in South Africa not hollywood...you can air b&b that house 😂😂😂

    • @ajennings4447
      @ajennings4447 Před 5 lety +12

      robyn abrahams they shot in California and South Africa

    • @rkive9342
      @rkive9342 Před 4 lety +37

      @@felspov there are actually plenty of good books on wattpad. they don't get the recognition they deserve though.

    • @nabaaeyddan7565
      @nabaaeyddan7565 Před 4 lety +2

      I'm pretty sure it's also a twilight fanfiction.

  • @laradelic7833
    @laradelic7833 Před 3 lety +10776

    seriously tho, never EVER date a man who assaulted you, and then did some stupid "humiliating" thing to get your number, .. just no

    • @feliciaroyers1646
      @feliciaroyers1646 Před 3 lety +604

      i mean the assault is bad enough who cares about the humiliating thing

    • @layanal-zamzami996
      @layanal-zamzami996 Před 3 lety +34

      IKRRRRR

    • @julesking1303
      @julesking1303 Před 3 lety +220

      It’s kinda wild that Lee drove her to and dropped her off and that date huh. I didn’t even think about how gross that is, he literally witnessed the assault

    • @julianne1363
      @julianne1363 Před 3 lety +64

      @1 1 im a teenage girl. Watched it. Didnt like it. Disgusted and loss brain cells watching them...IT WAS DEFINITELY NOT HOT😩

    • @drishtijoshi9641
      @drishtijoshi9641 Před 3 lety +30

      Red flags right from the beginning

  • @sarahhales1505
    @sarahhales1505 Před 4 lety +16778

    The whole “no dating siblings” rule is horrifically one sided.

    • @gisela_oliveira
      @gisela_oliveira Před 4 lety +745

      The rule actually is about "family members" like, includes cusins and everybody else

    • @sarahhales1505
      @sarahhales1505 Před 4 lety +1075

      @@gisela_oliveira Still very one sided, and the film does prove that. I'm glad that it got trashed.

    • @E3g4
      @E3g4 Před 4 lety +161

      Sarah Higgs yes thank you so many of my friends have dated my brother and I’m like god away

    • @ad8469
      @ad8469 Před 4 lety +96

      Kawii Crush why do u want god away

    • @flaurprod
      @flaurprod Před 4 lety +517

      the entire list of rules is kinda toxic

  • @nathalie9329
    @nathalie9329 Před 4 lety +23692

    I think my favourite part is still how noah, who is skipping school, getting into trouble, beating up students, getting suspended etc got accepted to harvard😂😂😂

  • @Plants_inmy_pants
    @Plants_inmy_pants Před 4 lety +4671

    "They had sex by the base of the Hollywood sign" -this sounds like a Lana Del Rey lyric

  • @zanamad8392
    @zanamad8392 Před 4 lety +9039

    Dylan reacting to After : *say something say something say something*
    Dylan reacting to Kissing Booth : *shut up shut up shut up*
    I can't- 😂

  • @jonartscc968
    @jonartscc968 Před 4 lety +4728

    I'm like 98% sure the writer of this movie just had a crush on Joey King and needed a reason to see her in unappropriately short dresses and bikinis

    • @dreamybombstudios724
      @dreamybombstudios724 Před 3 lety +106

      Yeah..

    • @melodi2036
      @melodi2036 Před 3 lety +557

      Maybe the director, costume designer, or casting director lol. The writer wouldn't have that much to do with what the character wears

    • @DecemberSfy
      @DecemberSfy Před 3 lety +103

      Some writers describe what characters are wearing, but the ultimate decision is usually collaborative or comes down to the visual producer.

    • @7central40
      @7central40 Před 3 lety +167

      Yup, it’s giving Dan Schneider 💀

    • @poslednisoud
      @poslednisoud Před 3 lety +12

      To be fair, seeing her wear them is the only interesting thing about this movie.

  • @CreepyANDSneekyA
    @CreepyANDSneekyA Před 6 lety +5432

    lmao but it literally started as a wattpad story 😂

  • @laurenjohnson5941
    @laurenjohnson5941 Před 5 lety +8517

    “I cannot feel bad for any character who goes to a school with THAT MANY stairs.”
    Iconic.

    • @noellefritz5678
      @noellefritz5678 Před 4 lety +66

      Laurie Amber can relate, we had three flights of stairs between every other class. On the other hand, I really can run a marathon like a boss tho so thanks, school, for the physical abuse on my muscles from age 12 on lol

    • @avilik13
      @avilik13 Před 4 lety +9

      I swear no one better like your comment and it stays at 666

    • @_gblume
      @_gblume Před 4 lety +43

      Funny thing. That's my university and I walk up those stairs every day. It's basically walking up a mountain

    • @sarahann1160
      @sarahann1160 Před 4 lety +28

      @@_gblume hi! That's my university too :D I laughed so hard when he made that comment because walking up those stairs really is just as bad (if not worse) than you would think 😂

    • @andiswazothe2322
      @andiswazothe2322 Před 4 lety +21

      Yes, the movie was shot in my country South Africa and the movie was shot in UCT and the stairs have a name because they’re famous

  • @edwardduda4222
    @edwardduda4222 Před 3 lety +5000

    This isn’t true wattpad because there’s no kidnapping

    • @calientita104
      @calientita104 Před 3 lety +435

      And there's no Harry Styles

    • @hannalaitinen2039
      @hannalaitinen2039 Před 3 lety +274

      Well Noah did force Elle into that car so...

    • @dixienormous4149
      @dixienormous4149 Před 3 lety +316

      If this was true Wattpad Noah would be a pop star and Elle would be reading at his concert

    • @iiamromika
      @iiamromika Před 3 lety +159

      Dixie Normous cause she’s nOt liKE oTHeR giRLS

    • @bananafeet_
      @bananafeet_ Před 3 lety +20

      And there's no Matthew Gray Gubler or Spencer Reid

  • @awildantinous5302
    @awildantinous5302 Před 4 lety +6582

    The fact that Lee’s first reaction to Elle and his brother together was that he hurt her should tell us something about Noah...

    • @hippiechic6772
      @hippiechic6772 Před 3 lety +102

      Janaki Actually the first interaction with Lee , Elle , and Noah together was when they were all talking by the pool when Noah came home and that was fun banter . When Elle got hurt Lee still had no idea at first that Elle & Noah were a couple . As far as telling "us" something about Noah..... Noah mentioned to Elle about his temper a little bit after they started dating . It was only after Noah admitted to having a bad temper when Lee walked in and assumed Noah might have hurt Elle .

    • @thisnigerianlovesdrinkingg4522
      @thisnigerianlovesdrinkingg4522 Před 3 lety +466

      @@hippiechic6772 I have never seen someone missing the point this much

    • @ayeshafatima165
      @ayeshafatima165 Před 2 lety +86

      @@thisnigerianlovesdrinkingg4522 LMAO FACTS

    • @dhwnfilms9581
      @dhwnfilms9581 Před 2 lety +99

      @@hippiechic6772 which is the right thing to worry about because temper problems do not justify abuse and Lee knew that and genuinely thought that he was abusive
      You completely missed the main point trying to justify the wrong things, that, by the way, weren’t even pointed out. No offence.

    • @wise_girl9388
      @wise_girl9388 Před 2 lety +221

      Exactly! If your boyfriend's (or girlfriend's) sibling automatically asks if they hurt you when they see you're injured that is a HUGE red flag. *insert red flag parade with marching band here*

  • @keyshrivas9308
    @keyshrivas9308 Před 5 lety +4965

    It was actually written by a teenager when she was 15 years old at Wattpad in 2012. She wrote it, it became famous, it happened on paper and then they decided to make it a movie.

    • @avekatumba4794
      @avekatumba4794 Před 5 lety +133

      Keysh Rivas
      Isn't she too young to write about sex scenes?

    • @AlmightyEmoji
      @AlmightyEmoji Před 5 lety +1041

      @Joel Katumba you sir...have obviously never saw the mind of a 12-16 year old girl on wattpad...there are millions of stories by little girls where you put yourself in the character's shoes and you get sold by your abusive mother for drugs to either a hot rich guy or the hottest boyband out at the moment(usually 5sos or 1D) and they use you as a literal sex slave until one or more members fall in love with you and starts treating you like a human....this is literally elementary.

    • @avekatumba4794
      @avekatumba4794 Před 5 lety +199

      Almighty Emoji
      Wow! We are a special generation!

    • @AlmightyEmoji
      @AlmightyEmoji Před 5 lety +169

      Joel Katumba heh yeee. but the earlier generations were no better. i got an inside look of the teen fangirls life in korea in the 90s...they wrote a lot of gay stuff... women are weird...this is coming from one 😂

    • @AlmightyEmoji
      @AlmightyEmoji Před 5 lety +46

      Jaida Russ see i told you I’m dead serious 😭 pretends are weird

  • @simsamsammie
    @simsamsammie Před 4 lety +14748

    The most underrated joke in this video is the price estimate of the house changing every time

  • @zaynahokaroh8217
    @zaynahokaroh8217 Před 4 lety +3681

    I love that whenever Dylan is mad at Lee, the house price goes down by $10 M 😂

  • @vtrdbrt
    @vtrdbrt Před 4 lety +2584

    The part of this movie he screams "GET IN THE CAR" scared me a bit when I first watched this movie, honestly if I was her I would actually run away

    • @thetova6232
      @thetova6232 Před 3 lety +69

      Yaaa that's because he is tocsic

    • @spidey_things
      @spidey_things Před 3 lety +79

      Yeah, I probably would have yelled at him and called someone to come pick me up. I wouldnt get in the car.

    • @katereinertsen7429
      @katereinertsen7429 Před 3 lety +34

      I have always thought that I would have totally ran away no way I stay

    • @michaela9967
      @michaela9967 Před 2 lety +11

      to be fair Elle is a dramatic brat. It's so cringe how she always accidentally falls down and Noah catches her and she always runs away when the situation is heated. A girl in shorts should run in LA at night so he was right to yell at her. And she slept with him an hour later so it wasn't like she didn't like it

    • @eilir_adron
      @eilir_adron Před 2 lety +68

      @Michaela 99
      Wow, that's fucked up

  • @elenapeterson449
    @elenapeterson449 Před 5 lety +13796

    "this feels like some raunchy story on wattpad or smth-" I STARTED CRACKING UP BC IT WAS ORIGINALLY A WATTPAD BOOK LMFAOOO

    • @anyone1111
      @anyone1111 Před 5 lety +352

      Lmao When I watched it a year ago I was thinking it sounded exactly like a wattpad story.

    • @b_w_j
      @b_w_j Před 5 lety +41

      Syd M right?! And I never even finished it

    • @mischr13
      @mischr13 Před 5 lety +27

      OMFG I'm dead 🤣🤣🤣

    • @gabbs_giss1871
      @gabbs_giss1871 Před 5 lety +93

      HOW DOES HE KNOW EVERY SINGLE TIME???

    • @shanisevenn
      @shanisevenn Před 5 lety +9

      HAAHAHAHHAHA OHMYGOD

  • @jelenakostic6144
    @jelenakostic6144 Před 4 lety +16768

    I love how he notices all the details and little stuff that make no sense, for example, the jersey size,the laudnry,..

    • @amberderepentigny6965
      @amberderepentigny6965 Před 4 lety +501

      and the magazine lmaoo

    • @tanaka-kunthelazy4995
      @tanaka-kunthelazy4995 Před 4 lety +184

      Ok but why did as soon as I read your comment that scene came up I'm actually weirdly pleased

    • @e-linamarie
      @e-linamarie Před 4 lety +188

      that jersey is definitely one of the little things😂😂

    • @msprettymaze
      @msprettymaze Před 4 lety +88

      the stairs too lol

    • @divine.j
      @divine.j Před 4 lety +51

      Yeah me too that's why I watch him, he's ma fav

  • @blueeeee2417
    @blueeeee2417 Před 4 lety +3229

    No one:
    Dylan when the yearbook guy comes in: R E ST R A I N I NG OR D E R

  • @cynthiagalant2634
    @cynthiagalant2634 Před 3 lety +1096

    Let me point out how Lee thought that Noah might’ve abused Elle as soon as he saw them together. That don’t sit right.

    • @wubbalubbadubdub609
      @wubbalubbadubdub609 Před 3 lety +68

      He’s probably done it before

    • @wise_girl9388
      @wise_girl9388 Před 2 lety +83

      And then the fact that he yelled at her to get in into the car just makes it even worse. This dude has all of the red flags in the world attached to him.

  • @grey-vb7ox
    @grey-vb7ox Před 5 lety +6969

    Anyone else notice that she looks like she could be their third sibling?

  • @kaylasharp6114
    @kaylasharp6114 Před 5 lety +15428

    he thinks we're not going to notice how quickly he recognized a wattpad book... you have practice my friend... duly noted

  • @harperandrea4462
    @harperandrea4462 Před 4 lety +2895

    That scene where that boy yelled "GET IN THE CAR" was really scary. Because think people he is a controller, abusive boy and I really thought something gonna happen to her in that car. Glad didn't happened something I thought and there is that scene when she got hurt in her face and Lee came and he thought Noah(?) did it. It shows even his brother thinks that he is dangerous. Like did he beat up one of her ex girlfriends? That's why Lee gave that questioning look? I don't understand how people can like this movie. This movie is the defination of trash, abusive relationship and a lot of assault. Another reason to stan Dylan.

    • @hannalaitinen2039
      @hannalaitinen2039 Před 3 lety +259

      RIGHT?? Like I don't understand how the writers or literally anyone thought that any of that was ok to be put in a movie, that just normalizes abuse...

    • @harperandrea4462
      @harperandrea4462 Před 3 lety +54

      @@hannalaitinen2039 Thank you Hanna. Finally someone who can understand.

    • @PurplePeepsPrincess
      @PurplePeepsPrincess Před 3 lety +56

      And funnily enough, there’s a sequel 🙃

    • @harperandrea4462
      @harperandrea4462 Před 3 lety +26

      @@PurplePeepsPrincess Yes, great :/

    • @buffycatnip
      @buffycatnip Před 3 lety +67

      sounded like he was gonna sexually assault her in the car

  • @julesking1303
    @julesking1303 Před 3 lety +942

    “You’re cute when you’re bossy” is such a demeaning phrase. Elle was trying to set a boundary, and he instantly changed the subject.
    If I could read a text copy of the script of this movie, I think it would **only** be the word “YIKES”

    • @dysmissme7343
      @dysmissme7343 Před 3 lety +11

      👏👏

    • @Kromkampium07
      @Kromkampium07 Před 2 lety +10

      This is kinda unrelated, but I really your profile picture. By the way I agree with what you are saying, it is really annoying when people say that, the best noice to describe it is really “YIKES”

    • @h0lodm0966
      @h0lodm0966 Před 2 lety +3

      UM EWWW

    • @hnichole
      @hnichole Před 11 dny

      THIS, I hate when men say things like "she's so cute when she's angry at me." Just ugh, I couldn't be with a guy with that level of disrespect for me.

  • @emmie1176
    @emmie1176 Před 4 lety +11269

    "Huge house, everyone's rich, everyone's attractive, and the biggest problem in your life is that you dont know which hot brother to choose." That's some foreshadowing to Episode right there

    • @michellebellido5670
      @michellebellido5670 Před 4 lety +187

      For some reason I tought of tvd smh😂

    • @cherryburn7013
      @cherryburn7013 Před 4 lety +86

      @@michellebellido5670 OMG! That's what I thought too! I mean how can you not when you hear the words:"HOT brothers" 😂

    • @s_sanny
      @s_sanny Před 4 lety +10

      True😂😂😂

    • @christina4012
      @christina4012 Před 3 lety +7

      Oh my gosh 😂😂

    • @plastiicbag
      @plastiicbag Před 3 lety +35

      Every episode story ever

  • @mariacheech7382
    @mariacheech7382 Před 5 lety +4579

    This could easily be a fanfic about the Paul Brothers

  • @pennylane4360
    @pennylane4360 Před 3 lety +1601

    I like that when Elle was drunk and taking off all her clothes Lee sees and does nothing, but when she keeps talking compliments in the second film about Marco he runs like it's the end of the world, he seriously has to review his priorities.

    • @CursedCatTruffa
      @CursedCatTruffa Před 3 lety +127

      He has to be one of the most toxic friends ever in fiction, he's a piece of shit lmao

    • @mrjuxmunux778
      @mrjuxmunux778 Před 3 lety +50

      Its just very bad writing

  • @takemetothelakes_
    @takemetothelakes_ Před 3 lety +1182

    That line where Noah says “I don’t start fights I finish them” reminded me of that little white kitten with a pink bow from the Aristocats who said “Ladies don’t start fights, but they can finish them”

    • @jussomebody7345
      @jussomebody7345 Před 3 lety +22

      Can I just say I love that movie so frickn much

    • @sanboutdatcreme3541
      @sanboutdatcreme3541 Před 3 lety +29

      Damn that movie a throw back. EVERY BODY WANNA BE A CAT

    • @glowinluna5742
      @glowinluna5742 Před 3 lety +16

      Her name is Marie.

    • @fangirldreamer748
      @fangirldreamer748 Před 3 lety +11

      @@sanboutdatcreme3541 it’s one of my favourite Disney movies! I know all of the songs!
      P.S. I love wild cats, house cats and kittens! 😸

    • @avajones6835
      @avajones6835 Před rokem +8

      “You’re not a lady! You’re nothing but a sister!”

  • @totallyrandomtee8771
    @totallyrandomtee8771 Před 5 lety +8688

    Thank you for commenting on the fact that her best friend let her strip and did nothing

    • @als2480
      @als2480 Před 5 lety +382

      Right as a best friend it makes me mad. Hell in a group of like 6 people i barely knew they didnt let me drunkenly strip. (I knew 2 of them fairly well)

    • @Bronnybronny
      @Bronnybronny Před 4 lety +38

      Totally Random Tee MEEEEEE THAT WAS SO BAD LIKE WTF

    • @gone6975
      @gone6975 Před 4 lety +12

      yh but i think that he was drunk and wasted as well

    • @lotteslife5467
      @lotteslife5467 Před 4 lety +36

      I would get my best friend off the mf table !

    • @mysteriouscookiemoustache5839
      @mysteriouscookiemoustache5839 Před 4 lety +69

      gone nah he was sober enough to think it was dumb so he was sober enough to stop her.

  • @erinhines6953
    @erinhines6953 Před 4 lety +10051

    Fun fact: the school is actually University of Cape Town and everyone here hates those stairs

    • @agentundercover
      @agentundercover Před 4 lety +1139

      Holy shit dude, I just looked this up. Damn, apparently majority of the movie was filmed in South Africa, and so is the sequel. I've never felt more conflicted before.

    • @strawberrypie7077
      @strawberrypie7077 Před 4 lety +81

      Erin Hines lmaoo as i saw this comment he was talking ab that part

    • @malaikad2760
      @malaikad2760 Před 4 lety +44

      @@agentundercover mindblown

    • @malaikad2760
      @malaikad2760 Před 4 lety +366

      Some major weight loss happened cause of those stairs😂💪

    • @nicoleseal5869
      @nicoleseal5869 Před 4 lety +81

      I'm pretty sure Byron Langley, the guy Dylan said had a nice voice at that beach party, is from South America as well

  • @broadwaybutterfly310
    @broadwaybutterfly310 Před 3 lety +593

    Not enough Noah slander. There's so many red flags with him, starting with his anger issues and how Elle was so obviously scared when he yelled at her to get in the car. Like I actually believed he would've hurt her if she refused. And the fact that Lee saw Elle with a cut and his first instinct was that Noah hurt her shows a lot about Noah's character. Of course Noah just gets even worse in the second movie.

    • @Maiaisthebest333
      @Maiaisthebest333 Před 4 měsíci +2

      fr I was think about watching the 3rd one but the 2nd one was a struggle and I bet its worse in the 3rd

  • @sanikadeokule3545
    @sanikadeokule3545 Před 3 lety +389

    Lee's house is better than Christian Grey's apartment and that dude was like a CEO😂

    • @alicem1961
      @alicem1961 Před 2 lety +26

      It’s because their mum is Molly Ringwald 😏

  • @lochpearled
    @lochpearled Před 4 lety +6942

    "You were the one thing I had that he didn't." She's a person not a thing but okay

  • @MARYWTHER
    @MARYWTHER Před 5 lety +5066

    I really don't understand what's the best friend's (Lee?) deal. He has a girlfriend, his own life, but he gets all pressy when his best friend likes his brother? Man, I'm calling THAT self-centered.

    • @la.uralox
      @la.uralox Před 5 lety +470

      Nora Girl it's because supposedly his brother has always got everything in life and the one thing he has that his brother doesn't is Elle. So when she gets with him, he feels like his brother literally wins everything (bit stupid but if your best friend started dating your sibling wouldn't you find it weird. I would!)

    • @star_755
      @star_755 Před 5 lety +31

      Laura Spillane. Agree

    • @heauxkage5611
      @heauxkage5611 Před 5 lety +325

      Laura Spillane right! it also sort of implies that he treats the friend as an object to be ‘owned’ and ‘used’ for himself and no one else- which is highly frustrating

    • @xxxxSOSEXYxxxx
      @xxxxSOSEXYxxxx Před 5 lety +109

      I agree that I think he’s jealous of his John Tucker brother, but that he also believes Elle deserves better than his bro because he thinks his brothers just some player who’s a douchebag with no heart.

    • @xxxxSOSEXYxxxx
      @xxxxSOSEXYxxxx Před 5 lety +33

      I do agree that he’s possessive though and doesn’t want to share his perfect friendship with anyone especially his bro.

  • @kayleesimmers
    @kayleesimmers Před 3 lety +685

    Fun Fact: They filmed the school scenes at the University of Cape Town .The stairs are called Jammie Stairs and trust me everyday is leg day on campus 😂

    • @dimensia6942
      @dimensia6942 Před 3 lety +24

      I didn’t watch the movie because I liked it, i watched it because I heard they filmed it at UCT. As a witsie, I’m jealous😂

    • @kayleesimmers
      @kayleesimmers Před 3 lety +10

      @@dimensia6942 Trust me, as a UCT Grad its not that great.There's no need to be jealous 😅

    • @kaepiper
      @kaepiper Před 3 lety +35

      i bet i’d be skinny as hell if i had to go up n down those stairs everyday

    • @Inurwalls02
      @Inurwalls02 Před 3 lety +7

      cape town? as in south africa?

    • @-faramoluwanbi-6469
      @-faramoluwanbi-6469 Před 3 lety +2

      @@Inurwalls02 yep

  • @jpachu16
    @jpachu16 Před 3 lety +495

    I’m just loving how Dylan is offended by every single line 😂

  • @linabueno9124
    @linabueno9124 Před 4 lety +5745

    In every high school movie has:
    Three mean girls (one of them is a blonde girl) and adults pretending to be students

    • @chandalier8996
      @chandalier8996 Před 4 lety +153

      And the blonde one is the queen bee

    • @user-eb2zu8lk9r
      @user-eb2zu8lk9r Před 4 lety +24

      The Idiot Guide To High School
      Well apparently not in this one.

    • @linabueno9124
      @linabueno9124 Před 4 lety +22

      The cheerleaders

    • @camillefaith2005
      @camillefaith2005 Před 4 lety +78

      And they always throw in one ethnically diverse one, you know so they can remain PC. 😂

    • @barbarasavchuk5880
      @barbarasavchuk5880 Před 3 lety +15

      @@chandalier8996 actually In this movie is a white brunette😂😂😂

  • @rockbeauty3439
    @rockbeauty3439 Před 5 lety +5273

    All the sexualization of High schoolers is uncomfortable. 😂😂

    • @minimantaray
      @minimantaray Před 5 lety +446

      it really feels like that's the main reason no one casts actual teenagers to play teenagers, cause then these creeps would get into more trouble for all the softcore underage porn they're making

    • @myeeeeeh
      @myeeeeeh Před 5 lety +290

      Why is she practically naked for half the movie? I know fanservice and shit, but isn't this movie mainly targeted to girls and women?

    • @fiorellavasquez3219
      @fiorellavasquez3219 Před 5 lety +45

      AngelFromTheNightmare well I mean good for the lesbians

    • @myeeeeeh
      @myeeeeeh Před 5 lety +66

      @@fiorellavasquez3219 Well she's not my type, but whoever likes her good for them I guess.

    • @CidTheNadie
      @CidTheNadie Před 5 lety +82

      It was written by like a 15 year old lol at least it wasn’t written by a 40 year old thinking about teens getting it on

  • @kiaragoosen6449
    @kiaragoosen6449 Před 3 lety +350

    "I cannot feel sorry for any character who goes to a school with that many stairs. You are too rich for sympathy"
    I go to that school (university) and I think I deserve sympathy just for climbing up and down those stairs (and more) everyday 😭 I wish I was rich tho

  • @hleebeg
    @hleebeg Před 3 lety +595

    "I know we don't really see eye to eye on things" sis.. the height difference. That's a long distance relationship 😂 (coming from a 4'10 girl dating a 6'6 guy 😂)

    • @cee5611
      @cee5611 Před 2 lety +19

      Omg, does your neck break every time you look at him? 😩 (coming from a 5'2 girl, who feels like a garden gnome every time anyone over 6 ft walks by)

    • @hleebeg
      @hleebeg Před 2 lety +7

      @@cee5611 tbh I do have to be careful lol

    • @alicem1961
      @alicem1961 Před 2 lety +8

      Rip that 🐱 ay

    • @hleebeg
      @hleebeg Před 2 lety +4

      @@alicem1961 you just gotta lube it up 🤣🙈

    • @alicem1961
      @alicem1961 Před 2 lety +3

      @@hleebeg LMFAOOOOO

  • @diyanigam6349
    @diyanigam6349 Před 5 lety +4666

    "You are too rich for sympathy." ~Dylan Matthews (2019)

  • @amandasoto4938
    @amandasoto4938 Před 4 lety +6341

    Nobody:
    Dylan: do rich people deserve rights??
    N O

    • @anneharlowe1673
      @anneharlowe1673 Před 4 lety +43

      Every Deserves rights people are rich because they worked for it. If you’re talking about the inheritors then they still have to work to keep money coming and if you’re talking about their kids then yeah they also deserve rights because it’s their parents money and they shouldn’t be stripped of rights just because the rest of us just think of them as lazy douches with golden goose that provides them wealth

    • @saraellele1793
      @saraellele1793 Před 4 lety +202

      @@anneharlowe1673 Amando Soto just quoted Dylan. And it was a joke mate. i think we know that even rich people do have right

    • @pizzashits
      @pizzashits Před 4 lety +162

      eat👏the👏rich👏

    • @robyndare7723
      @robyndare7723 Před 4 lety +13

      @@pizzashits 🤣🤣🤣

    • @TSMSnation
      @TSMSnation Před 4 lety +2

      I had a professor like that.

  • @rishanroyxif7416
    @rishanroyxif7416 Před 3 lety +149

    I hate how wattpad markets itself with these stories and makes a brand and stereotypes with these, while there are some freaking masterpiece books which hv like 50 votes and 200 reads. like whyyyy

    • @chantellepierre7494
      @chantellepierre7494 Před 3 lety +7

      You seem like you know good stuff. Gimme your name on WP and send me some read recommendations.
      Free only please. I'm broke

    • @rishanroyxif7416
      @rishanroyxif7416 Před 3 lety +2

      @@chantellepierre7494 lol it is Rishan_rsnrr

    • @grigotts
      @grigotts Před 2 lety +2

      Ikr, I have read some really amazing stories on Wattpad but they don't get much recognition only the toxic trash does.

    • @laurenelizabeth737
      @laurenelizabeth737 Před 2 lety +2

      @@grigotts omg could you recommend some !!!

    • @ap8802
      @ap8802 Před 2 lety +2

      @@laurenelizabeth737 storm and silence, I sold my soul to the devil for vinyls, the origami code

  • @jerrythemagicalllama
    @jerrythemagicalllama Před 3 lety +196

    If my future child ever sees this movie I'm going to have to have a serious talk with them about consent 😬

  • @miaa1762
    @miaa1762 Před 5 lety +4523

    Nobody:
    Literally nobody:
    The 39 year old man: *snaps picture entire movie*

  • @EnnyOwl
    @EnnyOwl Před 5 lety +3425

    "Enough with your rich boy crying"
    Man I'm so glad I found this channel 😂😂

  • @bethanyvrooman9698
    @bethanyvrooman9698 Před 4 lety +300

    Dylan making fun of Byron's voice, like... 😂 He doesn't have anything stuck in his throat, he's just a South African trying to fake an American accent. Cut him a little slack, my man.

    • @cutemissbubbly
      @cutemissbubbly Před 4 lety +42

      That’s the point lol his accent is terrible

  • @micahguillemette3344
    @micahguillemette3344 Před 4 lety +160

    Dylan: Don't yell at him! He didn't do anything wrong!
    Noah: *yells at her, threatens guys to not ask her out, controls her life, acts creepy, disrespects her continuously, doesn't listen to her...*
    Dylan: hE diDnT dO aNyThiNG wRoNg!

    • @tegawilloby5577
      @tegawilloby5577 Před měsícem +1

      He acrually did it. The only wrong thing was him yelling. The rest of the stuff was just weird and she was also extremely weird

  • @larayes790
    @larayes790 Před 5 lety +2124

    the fact that noah or whatever his name was had years and years to go after this girl and really only did it when she wore a revealing skirt?
    damn

    • @anisaburhan1958
      @anisaburhan1958 Před 3 lety +62

      lara yes IKR! He probably only did that cause other guys at their school began to find Elle attractive

  • @rachellecham
    @rachellecham Před 4 lety +7470

    His vendetta against the yearbook guy is hilarious. I'm dying.

  • @avadiludovico6459
    @avadiludovico6459 Před 4 lety +81

    The only reason I keep coming back is for “He’s had a five o’clock shadow for thirteen years”

  • @nicolasgodby
    @nicolasgodby Před 3 lety +68

    i love how the price of the home went from $150M, to $40M, to, $30M

  • @irinabacal6785
    @irinabacal6785 Před 5 lety +5770

    Watching Dylan making innapropriate jokes and then instantly regretting it is the funniest thing ever.

    • @elphbwckd212
      @elphbwckd212 Před 2 lety +10

      Yup, that's the whole point of his humor. Glad you caught on!

  • @hopeschannel
    @hopeschannel Před 5 lety +6051

    the only thing I care for in this movie is the major height difference between the lead couple

    • @marcelaecheverria218
      @marcelaecheverria218 Před 5 lety +446

      hope that bothers me sooo much

    • @rileysunderland1904
      @rileysunderland1904 Před 5 lety +178

      Same tho!! And to think in real life he’s only a couple years older than that girl. And they’re a couple!!

    • @sydneymoose1041
      @sydneymoose1041 Před 5 lety +214

      Oh god, it bothered me so much. It was by far my LEAST favourite thing (which is saying a lot because I did NOT like this movie) 😂

    • @maddwitch
      @maddwitch Před 5 lety +129

      My father was legit almost 2 1/2 ft taller than my mom. She's 5 ft and he's 7 ft 4 in. Insane.

    • @justcallmeteacup4711
      @justcallmeteacup4711 Před 5 lety

      ...you >_>

  • @idefkatp
    @idefkatp Před 3 lety +90

    " my best friends brother is the one for me " - tori Vega lol

  • @clarinetist18
    @clarinetist18 Před 3 lety +70

    To all my lovely Troublemakers, please DO NOT feel the need to get into someone's car who has known anger issues and is pressuring you...no matter how well you know them. *Most known cases of assault happen to people that know their aggressor.*
    Trust your instinct. If you don't feel safe and you feel uncomfortable, get out of that situation ASAP. Do what you gotta do to leave and don't feel bad for leaving. I've had to do this before. I was uncomfortable with the driver so I found another ride. I called a friend. Glad I did. Please be safe everyone ❤

  • @ashley2302
    @ashley2302 Před 5 lety +2631

    "Hollywood... More like NOAHwood" the disappointment in his face after he made that joke made me cry LMAOOOOO 😂

  • @MissFrancois
    @MissFrancois Před 5 lety +1194

    "Did they try to add a gay couple to seem edgy" 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

  • @dash7128
    @dash7128 Před 3 lety +33

    11:34
    WHEN HE MOVED THE CAMERA I THOUGHT HE WAS GONNA SHOW US IT

    • @hz_e4
      @hz_e4 Před 2 měsíci

      I THOUGHT HE WAS GONNA KISS THE CAM

  • @alexeifiore8573
    @alexeifiore8573 Před 3 lety +169

    Biggest plot hole in the movie:
    With a house like that, and obviously being a rich ass family, why is Molly Ringwald cleaning??

    • @alicem1961
      @alicem1961 Před 2 lety +1

      Molly ringwald is living off her john hughes money - she can do what she wants!

  • @Thil
    @Thil Před 5 lety +2499

    Okay but you were pretty close. The creepy guy is actually 35 irl

    • @MartineCayouette
      @MartineCayouette Před 5 lety +80

      I found him on Facebook and it says he graduated from high school in 2010. So he can't be that old.

    • @youngfunny1824
      @youngfunny1824 Před 5 lety +65

      @@MartineCayouette Still to old to be playing a high school student.

    • @PolliitoAle
      @PolliitoAle Před 5 lety +46

      @@youngfunny1824 I mean, you're not wrong but I almost went into an spiral when I read class 2010 and "too old", pls, we are only 26, I am crying.
      But yeah no one my age should play a HS student.

    • @BreezyRenee333
      @BreezyRenee333 Před 5 lety +6

      @@PolliitoAle thank you!! Lol I was like, "wait, we aint that old!"

  • @SimoneUmba
    @SimoneUmba Před 6 lety +5047

    I knew you would struggle through this one, that's why we recommended it😂

    • @olivier108
      @olivier108 Před 6 lety +22

      Simone Umba and my friend tells me how she loves this movie 😳

    • @laylaandante7888
      @laylaandante7888 Před 5 lety +1

      Simone Umba m

    • @rex8814
      @rex8814 Před 5 lety +5

      @@olivier108 u need brainwash ur friend so ur friend can raised their standart or if u cant, find a new friend

    • @skewedpriorities1857
      @skewedpriorities1857 Před 5 lety

      Simone Umba I can't wait to watch the pain 😂😂

  • @alexarose598
    @alexarose598 Před 3 lety +123

    "Hollywood? More like NOAH WOULD!"
    *Proceeds to slam his hand to his mouth*

  • @madelinerock6951
    @madelinerock6951 Před 3 lety +118

    Elle: I know we don’t always see eyes to eye
    Dylan: WHY IS HE BITING HIS LIP?!
    -
    What Dylan should have said: OF COURSE YOU DONT SEE EYE TO EYE, SHE’S LIKE HALF HIS HEIGHT!!

  • @averagegirl8956
    @averagegirl8956 Před 5 lety +2447

    Ok but the major height difference; makes him look like a huge tree.

    • @Cloudykaterina
      @Cloudykaterina Před 4 lety +62

      He’s 6’4. He is a huge tree

    • @Mamta22xx
      @Mamta22xx Před 4 lety +34

      Honestly it's one of the reasons I didn't watch the film. Their height difference makes me uncomfortable and the kisses aren't even hot. No chemistry at all

    • @smirtuvi204
      @smirtuvi204 Před 4 lety +30

      Every scene she gets smaller and smaller

    • @delaney725
      @delaney725 Před 4 lety +6

      @Cara Lobo her neck, his back, I think this sh*t is whack

    • @cutemissbubbly
      @cutemissbubbly Před 4 lety +1

      Watermelon Sugar they actually dated irl hahahaha

  • @briannabeadle5575
    @briannabeadle5575 Před 5 lety +5124

    Bruh Dylan getting on him for saying “Baller” cracked me up saying “it’s not 2004” when every other word out of Dylan’s mouth is “bro” and “dawg” 😂

    • @virginiadalloway8296
      @virginiadalloway8296 Před 4 lety +170

      And yikes, you forgot yikes 😂

    • @mishapenmoonmoth
      @mishapenmoonmoth Před 4 lety +109

      *at least those are casual lmao you have to be a specific type of douchebag to say “b a l l e r”*

    • @BlueHat1
      @BlueHat1 Před 4 lety +87

      You just started that sentence with the word "bruh" LOL, you're not the one to talk.

    • @valeriealyas7769
      @valeriealyas7769 Před 4 lety +69

      Amelia Sommers and you just capitalized lol so...

    • @xiahkixiri
      @xiahkixiri Před 3 lety +78

      I love the way everyone in this comment section is roasting each other 😂

  • @xsariax
    @xsariax Před 3 lety +60

    I know this is 2 years late, but I'm so glad someone felt the exact same way about that yearbook guy as I did. I hated that guy, he was a creep and a half

  • @isabellakongstad9910
    @isabellakongstad9910 Před 3 lety +102

    23 minutes of Dylan not knowing if lee and noah's house are worth 30 or 40 million dollars

  • @srishti5711
    @srishti5711 Před 5 lety +1932

    *"If you're gonna do it, do it. But don't do it for the sake of doing it."*
    - _Dylan 2018_

    • @manach1643
      @manach1643 Před 4 lety +3

      so zen yay I turned your 999 to 1K likes

    • @Becky.Ray14
      @Becky.Ray14 Před 4 lety +3

      This made me think of Julien Solomita who does it just for the sake of "doin it to em"

  • @annikam.b3563
    @annikam.b3563 Před 4 lety +3186

    Honestly so glad Jacob Elordi got redemption in Euphoria. Euphoria really shows a part of Jacob’s great acting abilities compared to The Kissing Booth.

    • @anisaburhan1958
      @anisaburhan1958 Před 4 lety +79

      Jacob is a whole king

    • @rosecraft1466
      @rosecraft1466 Před 3 lety +247

      In euphoria, I feel like he's playing a guy with anger issues just like in this movie.
      It's Just euphoria has more mature content.

    • @pennylane4360
      @pennylane4360 Před 3 lety +8

      Exactly^^^

    • @hippiechic6772
      @hippiechic6772 Před 3 lety +8

      OK.... I seriously have read quite a few references to a movie named "Euphoria" in here and will have to give Euphoria a try now. Although I do believe I have seen that awhile back I do not remember Jacob Elordi being in that movie ; I find it hard to believe I would have over looked him in Euphoria . Since people in here seemed really impressed by Jacob in that movie compared to The Kissing Booth . I am off to give Euphoria a watch now .

    • @pennylane4360
      @pennylane4360 Před 3 lety +53

      @@hippiechic6772 It's not a movie, it's a series.

  • @dabyibegbu7028
    @dabyibegbu7028 Před 3 lety +74

    coming back to watch this after watching the kissing booth 2 commentary just to see how far dylan has come and i am so proud of him and this community. like honestly, these videos are a light in the darkness that is life and im greatful for this :)

  • @eihwaz359
    @eihwaz359 Před 4 lety +64

    "Until i hate myself, which is a high bar because i think highly of myself. Im f**king awesome."
    OMG IM DYING 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

  • @zkassia8759
    @zkassia8759 Před 5 lety +4321

    I'd honestly love a series where Dylan reads After and other books from Wattpad 😂

    • @sasthegal6631
      @sasthegal6631 Před 4 lety +65

      STORM AND SILENCE

    • @keirafoley4996
      @keirafoley4996 Před 4 lety +18

      OMG YES PLEASE! THIS NEEDS TO HAPPEN!

    • @gurlgotswag10
      @gurlgotswag10 Před 4 lety +3

      Sas The gal oh god please don’t make me go back

    • @mscocopopz
      @mscocopopz Před 4 lety +8

      I’d nominate my novel but I’d be scared to hear what he would have to say lol

    • @danyolvera6304
      @danyolvera6304 Před 4 lety +1

      I need it so badly

  • @makaylalafleur872
    @makaylalafleur872 Před 5 lety +2794

    Dylan getting fired up every time the yearbook guy comes on is a whole mood

  • @lanasalhab6316
    @lanasalhab6316 Před 3 lety +29

    5:45 Dylan hating this man is literally the reason i live

  • @rudyleb9692
    @rudyleb9692 Před 3 lety +30

    SHE SAID NO WARREN cracks me up every time

  • @kats938
    @kats938 Před 5 lety +1872

    You're better than me. I stopped watching after "lady bum".

    • @valerg9123
      @valerg9123 Před 4 lety +8

      I stopped watching when they were at the beach (already dating) lol

    • @izherimonet
      @izherimonet Před 4 lety +20

      I was forced to watch it when it came out because it was my last day at school, my teacher was showing it, and I had nothing better to do, I still regret that hour and a half.

    • @yaq-yaq
      @yaq-yaq Před 4 lety +5

      I stopped watching at the Hollywood sign scene. I already hated it, but that was just too much.

    • @danielapardo9776
      @danielapardo9776 Před 4 lety

      I stopped at the part where they fall and get tangled with the courtains.

    • @randomhumanbeing9011
      @randomhumanbeing9011 Před 4 lety +1

      I stopped watching after the friendship montage.

  • @charliem8360
    @charliem8360 Před 5 lety +1659

    You deserve a prize. You saw that garbage until the end. That book should NEVER leave Wattpad

    • @tintedcherry
      @tintedcherry Před 5 lety +56

      I think they should pick the one which is probably the highest rank in one genre tbh. I saw a better love story in Wattpad than here.

    • @ms-bk8wv
      @ms-bk8wv Před 5 lety +42

      @@tintedcherry yeah there are so many better books on Wattpad but they are usually longer like characters have more time to develop through more scenes that can't be easily compressed and made into a movie.

    • @seesawonezerotwosixonenine7154
      @seesawonezerotwosixonenine7154 Před 5 lety +6

      @@ms-bk8wv wasn't "After" like 153 chapters long

    • @DuskPShermanWallaby123
      @DuskPShermanWallaby123 Před 5 lety +2

      At least the one who wrote it has more money than you

    • @fatimakhan4671
      @fatimakhan4671 Před 5 lety +9

      That book should've never left the imagination.

  • @GhostW1thTheMost
    @GhostW1thTheMost Před 3 lety +14

    17:03 maybe she finds it relaxing. The only thing that links her to a normal life. THE MOVIE SHOULD BE ABOUT THE MOM CHOOSING TO DO LAUNDRY.

  • @aaomsm8767
    @aaomsm8767 Před 2 lety +15

    4:52 watching this back I totally expected that to be a transition into a honey ad

  • @stopstalkingme6030
    @stopstalkingme6030 Před 6 lety +1395

    Why isn’t anyone talking about how Dylan knows about fics specifically on Wattpad

    • @LisaKokx
      @LisaKokx Před 6 lety +148

      At this point here is nothing Dylan could say that would surprise me tbh

    • @stopstalkingme6030
      @stopstalkingme6030 Před 6 lety +59

      Lisa Kokx ao3 is so much more superior

    • @wonderlust1308
      @wonderlust1308 Před 5 lety +18

      Because there’s actually good stories on Wattpad before little kids found it and gave it the image it has now

    • @ikogarcia8122
      @ikogarcia8122 Před 5 lety +8

      @@wonderlust1308 ikr. It sucks that movie producers pick the bad ones, worsening the site's already bad reputation.

    • @Nathadegold
      @Nathadegold Před 4 lety

      Makes me wonder what kind of books he did read there, since i'm pretty sure he knows wattpad TOO WELL.

  • @anieacody7078
    @anieacody7078 Před 6 lety +1253

    I love how he kept changing the price of the house.

  • @MagnetMagicGirl
    @MagnetMagicGirl Před 3 lety +16

    "Yearbook Guy" was 26 when this was made. My jaw dropped when I found out; totally thought he'd be older than that!

  • @aliceleijen5400
    @aliceleijen5400 Před 3 lety +52

    “Is wattpad the source material”
    “Well actually- Yes...”

  • @rebeccagillette60
    @rebeccagillette60 Před 4 lety +3979

    "This is like a 40 million dollar house"
    one minute later
    "You live in like a 30 million dollar house"
    Dylan decreased this houses value by 10 mil for rich boy tears

  • @kathrynvincent1563
    @kathrynvincent1563 Před 5 lety +1333

    "I don't start fights, I end them"...Is he channeling Marie from Aristocats?

    • @ruekennedy3316
      @ruekennedy3316 Před 5 lety +23

      Kathryn Vincent A LADY DOESNT START FIGHTS - but they can finish them

    • @miamafalda1118
      @miamafalda1118 Před 4 lety +20

      DO NOT DISRESPECT MY GIRL MARIE LIKE THAT

    • @diannezc
      @diannezc Před 4 lety +1

      I used to have that profile pic 😂

  • @isaurak6693
    @isaurak6693 Před 4 lety +93

    'Maybe I'll assault you at the party later?' 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

  • @alex.adamski
    @alex.adamski Před 2 lety +14

    "Aw, little babies. I hate babies." WHy is this such a mood-

  • @sophiawilliam1
    @sophiawilliam1 Před 5 lety +487

    i love that the he appraised the mansion at $50M the first time, $40M the second time and then down to $30M. the value just kept getting lower 😂😂

  • @jiminsaccident4961
    @jiminsaccident4961 Před 4 lety +1171

    "is Wattpad the source material?"
    Better question, do you have a Wattpad account Dylan?

  • @chiaraschwabe5678
    @chiaraschwabe5678 Před 3 lety +56

    The whole reaction was literally Dylan being upset and weirded out by the 35 year old😂

  • @lbierman21
    @lbierman21 Před 3 lety +22

    "Awwww lil babies!"
    Pause
    "I HATE BABIES"

  • @marinakarlstedt4934
    @marinakarlstedt4934 Před 6 lety +853

    Dylan 99% of the video: ”They’re SO RICH”

  • @NJGuy1973
    @NJGuy1973 Před 4 lety +1054

    8:16 "It tastes like pink."
    That's taken directly from the Glee episode with the party at Rachel's house.

  • @kxmuna
    @kxmuna Před 3 měsíci +4

    5 stages of grief
    1:06 Denial
    2:44 7:03 Anger
    10:03 Bargaining
    15:29 - 15:58 Depression
    16:20 Acceptance

  • @TheJeannag
    @TheJeannag Před 2 lety +26

    Dylan: Never date a guy who-
    Me: sexually assaults you?
    Dylan: -after he gets your number does this **proceeds to do that**
    Me: Yeah no okay he's got a valid point

  • @ltsprecious1009
    @ltsprecious1009 Před 5 lety +1367

    “I’M GOING TO GET YOU A RESTRAINING ORDER”
    I LAUGHED WAY TOO HARD

  • @keshaphillips
    @keshaphillips Před 6 lety +484

    This was basically Episodes in movie form.

    • @farahkhan9827
      @farahkhan9827 Před 5 lety +4

      kesha phillips IKR!!!

    • @tintedcherry
      @tintedcherry Před 5 lety +12

      Episode is much more better than this. The story may not aming sense at furst but it started to making sense and connected later. And Wattpad just like... cut things off without an explanation

    • @farahkhan9827
      @farahkhan9827 Před 5 lety +3

      Nutella Nutelbelle Lmao that’s a good point but I have a weird thing with both of them is that when I use them, I’m addicted and can’t stop but than I stop using them for a long time and it’s just one of with both apps for me lmao.

  • @renatahernandez5263
    @renatahernandez5263 Před 4 lety +41

    Dude you are totally making my quarantine worth something.

  • @yamig6708
    @yamig6708 Před 4 lety +14

    lmao but did anyone noticed how he looked like the principal at 3:58