I HATE HARDIN *After 3 Commentary*
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Whats up ne'er-do-wells, its time for another movie monday/tuesday/whenever these go up
Alex commenting on Dylan's video and Dylan commenting on Alex's video is a mood
Collab? 😭
yooo lmao- pff this is great
Wow 😮
Clearly a monday, he never misses
I was in an abusive relationship once, this was EXACTLY what it was like. Controlling, moody, blaming me for his dreams, isolating. People, if you ever see a person like Hardon, run in the opposite direction.
Same I was in a similar abusive relationship and I was miserable, I was so much happier when I got out of it
@@milamijalkovic4624 I'm glad you got out!! Abuse is no joke. When I left my relationship, It was like a heavy weight was lifted off my shoulders. Abuse like that is soul crushing.
i’m happy you got out
Same, it worries me so much that these Things are romanticised in Media so much ...
I hope you’re doing better now, I’m sorry you had to go through that
“We didn’t use protection last night”
“Oh Jesus. I just saw the fourth movie”
I’m rolling 😂
We all did for a split second.
the BIGGEST FLEX is that THE WAITER had THAT MUCH OF AN INFLUENCE on his psyche that HARDIN was even JEALOUS in his sleep/dreams. IM DEADDDD 😂😂
lol it’s not at all about the waiter. It’s about the waiter representing Hardin’s deepest fear. Losing another woman in his life. To him, he has to protect and control Tess to feel a sense of intimacy and commitment.
@@pbower4378 Then he has a problem and he should go to therapy.
He's acting like Tessa has Freddy Krueger type powers where instead of killing people in their dreams she goes into guy's dreams and bangs them. Then Hardin treats him dreaming about her cheating on him like she's cheating in real life.
@@pilar8323 But then Haridn's therapist will need a therapist after hearing Hardin wangsting.
@@pbower4378 no his deepest fear is not losing another woman It’s Tessa sleeping with another guy that’s not him.
I feel sorry for Harry Styles having to live with a franchise based on them like this
RIGHT LIKE DID MY BOY DIRTY
Especially the fact that, Harry is constantly labeled as a womanizer and in reality he's a sweetheart 💀💀
@@bhargavijoglekar2002 Hey at least, he's rumored to join the MCU
@@laylamorrison9596 Harry styles is joining the MCU? Which film?
@@Dean_W1nchester. in the eternals as thanos' brother
Everyone says Tessa is the best thing that ever happened to Hardin. Notice how no one says Hardin is the best thing to ever happen to Tessa.
Hardin is the worst thing that ever happened to Tessa..
They’re trying to guilt her into staying with him by making him extra pitiful and as if she owes him anything
EXCLAMATION SIS
Bro frr even the people around her know Hardin ain't it 😂
It's also such a cheap move from the writers (book or script I don't know, I didn't read the book) to let someone else make such a statement for the audience.
"hey, in case you're wondering, there is actually ONE good thing about this relationship, and that is: Tessa is good for Hardin. You may not have noticed because he is acting like a douchebag all the time, and because he doesn't show much depth in this movie, but as someone who has known him for years, i will just give you this insight into his character and feelings.
you're welcome!"
I wholeheartedly believe that the After series would be far more compelling if Harden was portrayed as the villain rather than a love interest.
It could be Tessa's coming of age story, diving headfirst into a toxic relationship and slowly learning to believe in herself and make her own decisions and discovering who she wants to be, while Harden is her antagonist.
I honestly thought that's what the first movie was supposed to be initially.
@@user-po3nr7ez3n he does have that imposing, threatening energy down pat.
Yeah it would only be just one movie not a series
that would be so genius, it would first be like romantic movie and at the end it would be horror movie when Tessa has to escape Fom Harden...
We read something similar in high school in class and let me tell you I still hated it
Hardin: “Be honest. I won’t be mad.”
Tessa: *Is honest with him and tries to communicate like an adult*
Hardin: *Storms off like a toddler having a temper tantrum*
There’s a major difference between walking away when mad as to not hurt your partner during a hard talk, and what Hardin does. Good god he needs to stop
Hardin after Tessa was honest because he asked her to be: And I took that personally
This does a disservice to toddlers, who have more grace and decorum in their pudgy little fingers than Hardin does in his whole body.
This movie honestly just educates people on how relationships should NOT be lmao
Unfortunately the 11 YOs the movie is aimed at aren’t able to tell that this type of relationship is toxic AF because “true wuv conquers all”. You know, I’d be far more comfortable with these movies being made if like.. there was any actual commentary on how this relationship is toxic and abusive.
@@mkwhite5054 totally agree. I have no clue how anyone can be apart of this movie without even considering what they're doing
@@lmaster0076 I understand the actors can’t come out and like SAY it’s garbage but damn, the production company, the directors, the writer? None of them see an issue with it and on that same subject, if they did why did they make this trash him to begin with?
@@mkwhite5054 oh hey you’re the same person disagreeing with me on that Euphoria video what’s up man
@@doodlebob6561 I disagree with a lot of people about a lot of things but hey how’s it going.
Watching Dylan's pure, unadulterated hatred for Hardin is nothing short of beautiful
I'd call it a magnificent sight 😌
Big wurd. Gud job.
Raw, untamed power
Hardin has got to be the most unlikable main character in a romance movie I've ever seen.
Absolutely
The phrase "Still a better love story than Twilight" really doesn't apply for this series.
“The only worse love story than twilight”
Exactly ☠️
@V. after , 356 days , fifty shades of Grey are the only worst love stories than twilight
@@lumityviktuuristanartist4100 funny because 50 shades is literally a twilight fanfic
This guy in my class (he's a FILM STUDENT by the way) told me these are his favorite movies and talked about how amazing they are (you should've seen my face). After that he proceeded to tell me how much of a cool guy Hardin is and I quote: ''I really want to be like Hardin, that's the goal''. If that isn't a huge red flag I don't know what is :')
Girl run
Oh no….oh no.
Run. Run away very fast.
I’ve never heard ANYONE say that in my entire life and I’m an AFTERNATOR. Like wooooow that’s sad
@@TaintedHeart247 omg hahaha, believe me I wish I hadn’t either, you should’ve seen my face
What? 🤣 run!
"A girl with a healthy mind doesn't date Hardin" SO MUCH TRUTH HAS NEVER BEEN SAID
True
True and true
🤓
😂🤣
I’m literally mentally not amazing but I still wouldn’t go near Hardin😂 he’s so annoying and mopey, no girl actually wants a ‘Hardin’ 😂
Well
The afternators do
😗🤣
@@anyaherring5363
@@anyaherring5363 The way he acts he needs to be put down.
"Is he in a mood? Of course, he's Hardin, yes." sums up this whole franchise.
hole?
@@hajar7421 well, it is indeed a blackhole..........
whole*
Englisch isn't my first language and my keyboard isn't in Englisch either, but thank you for correcting my mistake.
😩🤣🤣
It's kind of wild because when I was a teen, I used to eat stories like this up and I never realized how toxic it was (especially since my mothers relationships have always been toxic as well) It wasn't until college (majoring in psych) that I realized how horrible these relationships are. They're not about love but rather control and I'm super glad I never dated back when I had that old mindset because it could have caused me even more damage.
Same same but I WAS dating💀 my daddy issues + content like this kept me in my comphet bubble for a while. We’ve gone to therapy n come out since then🎉
It's sad that more teens are being raised on stories like this and they won't realise the harm in it until they're well into adulthood. Some might never even realise until it's too late
THIS is the problem with this disgusting genre. Telling young impressionable teens (especially those who are already dealing with life and mental issues) that relationships like this are okay because “relationships are complicated.” They won’t know the truth until they see the bigger picture as an adult, and by then, they may have already made terrible mistakes that can never be undone. Or worse, they never really wake up from this mindset… And it always irks me how they throw so many sex scenes because they know that’s what these teens want. Honestly, aside from sex, what else is there in this godforsaken relationship!?
“Not about love, but about control” is a great way of putting it.
And I had the misfortune to be dating during that time for me… really toxic stuff
@@minisn3066 we can only hope the last movie will end this terrible relationship and bring to light that it's abusive and unhealthy. that's the only way this series could work in an actually beneficial way. but i doubt it will - i think the writer has some unresolved issues and thinks this is what love is. very sad. i appreciate commentary and review channels going in depth about why the movies are problematic, but unfortunately i'm pretty sure at least some of the fans will be brainwashed into thinking relationships like this are okay.
The saddest thing about the After movies, besides Hardin, is that u can't even blame them for being bad. They were a lost cause from the beginning, since they're based on the worst possible material. Like the books are horrible, really really horrible.
You should try and write yours before calling someone's book horrible
@@camie1147 yeah if I wrote a book for the first time it would be terrible but it wouldn't get turned into a movie series lol
@@camie1147 you're hilarious
@@dragon_girl12 but it's true. She can't write so she shouldn't criticise someone else story. Plus the after book is nice it's just that they had to cut everything
@@camie1147 dude, any book that romanticizes abusive relationships like this is automatically horrible. there's no reason to be so defensive.
I genuinely don’t know how anyone is rooting for Hardin and Tessa to work
Same. And it's not just them. Everyone in this movies and books are so toxic. Like, is there any decent character? Well, Trevor is nice I guess. But I don't know. I don't trust any of the characters.
I've literally had a happier and healthier relationship with a carton of milk in my refrigerator
literally
god they’re so terrible
@@linanafie8571 how long did it last, though, cuz milk has a rather short lifespan, even if put in a refrigerator :(
The amount of recasts in this movie is HILARIOUS
Honestly 🤣🤣😭 I think only Hardin and Tessa are the same and that's probably because they can't get out of their contracts 🙃
i hate that i know why (they had to film in Bulgaria because of covid) i want those movies GOOOOOOONE 😭
yeah they recast because of covid, so they could keep shooting in europe.
Also I don't think Selma's health condition is allowing her to continue acting
when i saw my man Bill Compton i said i know you fuckn lying.
Dylan thinking the 4th movie will be the last one of this series is the highlight of my day. Plot twist - they announced that they've already shot not only the 4th one but also the 5th movie so Dylan, you've got at least 2 more to go... Yeah, good luck with that
@Kristian Alexis it’s like Riverdale it just won’t end
@@springs4flowers good news, it’s ending😂
What the fuck?? Nooo
i find it REALLY funny that you called out that all of their happy moments have no dialogue. that's probably why we feel like their relationship isnt too deep. because we dont really hear them talk unless they're fighting or trauma dumping lmaooo
The amount of people that are recast every single movie is just a slow timeline of all the actors realizing what a horrible idea it is to be associated with this weirdass, toxic series
To be fair this film’s recasts were actually to do with Covid. Those actors couldn’t fly to Bulgaria where it was filmed. But lol yeah I’d be embarrassed.
😩🤣🤣
@@carys7417 why was it filmed in Bulgaria?
@@imibee5184 less COVID cases than in the us
@@angiehernandez7791 ohhh okay thanks
hardin has really had three different dads in three movies, that is genuinely an accomplishment
If you think about it that may have contributed to how he is 💀
Is that not the plot of mamma mia 😭
@@KassandraQuiseng 😂😂😂
@@KassandraQuiseng After 4 is gonna be a musical
when I tell you I laughed out loud
"The definition of insanity is doing something over and over expecting different results each time" Tessa is ACTUALLY insane.
This whole “toxic boys are sexy” thing created by that ghastly Stephenie Meyer makes me sick, and it’s so harmful to young women. Ick. Your commentary is A+++ though!!
I agree that the bad boy trope is harmful, but I think you’re giving Stephanie Meyer a little too much credit lol-I don’t think she created the trope. She certainly utilized it liberally and could even be said to have been the catalyst for a certain type of “supernatural emotional bad boy” (or just bringing about a new wave of the trope in general-seeing as ‘Fifty Shades of Grey’ and ‘After’ aren’t supernatural, but are direct results of Twilight) but the “bad boy” trope existed long before Twilight ever did.
Fr like people who like Penelope doughlash needa stop reading and get some counseling if 😬
@@amelia3146 exactly in movies in 90's or 80's
Yessssss!!!!!! Preach. Because people say you can’t control what people wanna write and watch, but the impact is that these medias influence young girls, and in the back of their heads they’re fantasizing about toxic man boys
It's a trend now. And everytime they make a new movie or show, the toxicity gets worse.
The sheer disappointment on Dylan’s face when hardin said they didn’t use protection.
Someone give this guy a break😭😭😭
@@paulwaltersheherfeministvl521 men can be feminists too ya know..
@@dancingdani25 thank you. I keep saying this and get heat for it.
@@gabrielleduplessis7388 because it’s funny
Let’s be honest. If hardin and tessa had a child, hardin would find a way to get rid of it out of jealousy
I would imagine it being very similar to the scene in 50 Shades Freed when Ana tells Christian she’s pregnant and he throws a temper tantrum.
I actually read the last book when I was in sixth grade and they do have a kid or a few I think and he’s a devoted father for some reason I don’t know, seems like bs 🏃♀️
He would be the type to get jealous that she's giving too much attention to the child
Yea we would see him pouting and confront Tessa with that look on his face
I honestly agree. My step dad is similar behavior wise to Hardin and I can tell you he gets jealous a lot whenever my mom pays attention to me.
The whole 'boyfriend comes to visit you because he dreamed you cheated on him' actually happened to me. In that moment you don't really know how much of a red flag that is. Until you brake up and you start to think back and question some of the things you ignored because you liked him. Then you realise all the red flags that were in your relationship.
Dylan: “The thing I love most about this movie is the establishing shots.”
Also Dylan: “STOP USING THE SAME ESTABLISHING SHOT!!”
Even the one thing he enjoys is ruined by this toxic franchise
"Love is crazy."
"No it isn't. You should seek psychiatric help."
The best line I've heard in a show and someone needs to tell tess that.
OMGGG?! Is that the Mentalist?!? Said from the one and only Cho? Omg I love that show!
@@almudenamarbandl2898 😂😂 yesss
lust is crazy
Was waiting for your reaction LMAOOO !! Lemme get some snacks
omg hi keisha!
Sameeee ever since it came out I kept checking CZcams waiting for him to react to it.
Omg heyyy
Is that Keisha I see! 👀
YEEESSSS! SAME HERE!!!
They're going to let this toxic relationship have a child and act like they skip into the sunset after we watch Hardin emotionally abuse Tessa her whole pregnancy. And scene.
...her what?
Why the good Wattpad books aint turning into movies instead of these toxic cringy ones?
Could you recommend me some good wattpad stories please?
@@kawtherelg5979 like hurricanes, death is my bff series, in 27 days, the girl that care forgot, teach me to please (it's very cliche in the beginning but the character development is amazing)
Exactly!!
@@usernamesareoverrated6659 i've read in 27 days and i liked it, i will read the others thank you
@@kawtherelg5979 Undoing Ryder burke, Potere, Omerta, Bogarta, The girl he left behind, Lonely god series...
The fact that they recast pretty much everyone except Hardin and Tessa is so funny to me 😂
lmaoo they had to bc the one who played tessas mom has cancer, the one who was gunna play vances wife got pregnant lmao
lmaoooo
@@Sheridan-ef6bu I was going to make a joke about how they escape this franchise, but a cancer is not funny, I hope she'll be okay.
@@Sheridan-ef6bu oh no that sucks
@@tiffanykim2773 it rlly does 🥺 I was so sad that she couldn’t play the role again
Hearing Tessa can’t have children is the best news. No more Hardens in the world is a plus.
Expect the fourth movie will probably break that rule
@Ellie Reed Because she doesn't have em with him
Hardin-spawn are capable of burdening any ol’ uterus. Sorry to be the bearer of bad news, but there is no version of this fictional universe in which Hardin _doesn’t_ cheat on Tessa. (Shocking, to be sure. Not least because he “totally” seems like the strictly monogamous type)
You're goddman right!
@reading_and_hiding the film isn’t real and her statement is about the film which again isn’t real. so don’t take what the op person said to heart because i doubt they would say such a thing to a person in real life
As someone who was in an emotionally abusive relationship, this video was oddly therapeutic
Me too lol😢😂
You know, the one thing I appreciate about the After series is that they’ve been consistent with Hardin’s toxicity. His decisions and choices continually reflex how freaking awful he is.
The next movie better be named "after : we went to therapy"
I mean hardin starts theraphy in the last bool
LMFAO
In all seriousness, I’m pretty sure it’s called “After Ever Happy”
@@bri1024 They don't even try with the titles anymore and it's so fucking funny to me XD
the name After Ever Happy is hilarious, it sounds so stupid but whoever came up with it was probably like "omg its like happily ever after except backwards so it starts with the word after omg big brain"
😂😂😂 if only
I still don’t understand how Hardin’s accent sounds like the fakest thing ever, even though he’s really British.
maybe it's the script?
Bailee Madison's accent in Just Go With It sounds more believable that this dudes actual accent.
If you’re British (specifically English)it’s probs because he speaks like he’s on road which just sounds forced
I believe they told him to lower his pitch so it comes across as forced. Honestly I bet his natural accent would have worked just fine
@@TheWhiteDeer right that’s exactly what guys on “road” do. Deepen their voices and don’t pronounce certain letters. No wonder it sounds forced. Definitely should’ve just let him speak how he usually does
“We’re about to end the After trilogy”
Oh poor past Dylan… if only he knew
Imagine how sad Dylan will be when he finds out there is already a planned 5th and 6th After movies announced. On a prequel and the other a sequel. I felt his despair for finding out there will be a fourth. I can't imagine the sadness that those movies may actually exist someday.
“After we fell…. we couldn’t get up” has me actually in a coffin 😂😂😂
girl you’re so gorgeous omg
@@jasmim6612 omg thank you so much 😩❤️
🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
@@badlucksucks406 awww thank you 🙏🏿 😩
Omg you're so pretty I kinda wanna draw you! 💗
Hardin: *sobbing incoherently*
Dylan: *cackling hysterically*
Me: Cackling at both
I’m here after watching his other 2 After commentaries this afternoon, having never seen these movies 😆
I love how the only thing that really made Dylan happy was establishing shots and Hardin crying. This is literally the worst toxic relationship i've seen in a movie and I agree with Dylan that they could've made Tess and Hardin have happier scenes and not either:
1. Harding being in a mood or
2. Them...doing things...yeah
I just want to say Dylan that I love your videos and I always look forward to watching them after school and when I haven't had the 'best' time, I know you and the troublemakers will be there to make me happier. You make me smile and laugh every time and it's amazing.
How is it that all the bad fanfiction gets made into movies when there's actually talented writers making good stories and they always get overlooked for stuff like this?
Cause those are the ones getting attention
Because toxic bs gets attention
it's hard to do good books justice on film, and it takes someone very talented. I think these writer's realize that it's out of their league
Because teenage girls like steamy toxic relationship and not a stories about girls fighting dragons. There you go
@@crestfire8008 speak for urself!!
reading these books was madness, because every time they broke up, Tessa would straight up start thriving, and then he’d show up being the same as always, and she would be like “eh, who needs a peaceful, nice life anyway?”. I guess I like torturing myself with crappy books lol
He probably has master D so she cant help it
My thing is if most the readers didn't actually like the books, how in the hell did it become a whaterever-ogy?
@@lizzyrank5405 I'm sure it has legitimate fans. I just read the thing because it was already notorious for being awful, and I was curious
@@Elinacab those type of people never are that good at sex, they always musty, because they don’t care to give pleasure.
Yeah it was a JOURNEY reading that
the way he said "make an AFTERnoon of this"
26:15 “he’s been f*cking” points at the mom “my mom” points at the dude 🤣
I genuinely hope that Hero Fiennes Tiffin hates Hardin as much as a Robert Pattison hates Edward (and the whole of twilight).
and how much jacob elordi hates kissing booth 😭
I really hope he does because his character is so shitty
@cb8201 Damn we found a love story that's not better than Twilight,
@@irine_elle At long last 🙏
@cb8201 At least Twilight had a great aesthetic and soundtrack.
"A girl with a healthy mind doesnt date hardin" YES LMAOO
The way I made the ugliest cackle 💀 he’s right
Yeah he's correct
That moment when Dylan's reactions to the After Movies is waking you up to realize you need to leave your current relationship because they are Hardin 100.0
i love this guy
he keeps me from watching shitty movies and wasting hours of my life and also makes me laugh?? thank u dylan you're awesome
honestly Dylan's fake reaction to that guy being Hardin's father is more entertaining then those 3 movies combined
That had me so dead 😭
my fave part
IKR LMAO
27:57 lol
@@dinahsaur7999 MVP
dylan not knowing what's coming: "please God let this be a trilogy"
me: knowing that there are at least 3 more to come
Omg 3 more? That's 3 too many.
I still can’t believe it 😭😭🤦🏾♀️
Don't you mean 2 more tho? Because the others are Before and I don't think they've planned on filming them
@@letitbe1977 I heard it’s 3 and why wouldn’t they if they’re making money off them?
Hold on the 4th book is the shortest of all of them where are the two other movies coming from 😂
fanfic and wattpad is not all that bad. heck I've read pretty amazing stuff from there. but it's things like after that just ruins the whole reputation 💀💀
So far all of these teenage movies shows us all the signs of toxic relationships and red flags. I hate the fact that Hardin makes everything about him.
To be honest the After series is nothing more than a parade of red flags.
I’m sorry, but the scene of them on the boat with Tessa and Landon in bright colorful clothes, and Hardin in the background just looking like a hermit is the funniest fucking thing in the world. 9:32
Yo I didn't even notice, his back arch is killing me lmaooooooooo
Lmao I'm actively cackling
🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣ded
AHAHAHA I JUST NOTICED THAT
I'M DYINGGG THIS VIDEO AND THE COMMENT SECTION ARE EVERYTHING
I’m getting sick and tired of getting caught by Dylan’s flawless transitions into the sponsor🤦🏽♂️
Same 😂
They’re the best. I hope he gets paid extra for them.
Honestly 🤦🏾♀️
Someone needs to call the police. 😆
Fr 😂😂
Relax
I love how mad he gets about Hardin being rude to the waiter. I work at a hotel reception and help out at the restaurant and people think way too often that they have every right to treat their waiters etc like sh*t and I appreciate people standing up for all of us in the service industry. Like dude, we are not getting paid enough for this sh*t but we just have to smile through it and hope karma will come around and do its job. Or Dylan.
4:40 this is an emotional manipulation tactic that I /hate/- bring up a difficult subject when you KNOW the other person has something to do, then blame/guilt them for 'not wanting to talk about it' or 'walking away from the conversation'
He’s literally coded with so much toxic and abusive behavior.. how this movie is not a fucking build up to her freeing herself from him is beyond me.
it's just SO funny how hardin's actor is so bad that he makes his british accent sound fake even when he's actually british
I wouldn't call him bad, but the producers did force him to do a posher accent, which he did not do well lol
omg i was saying this to my friend😭 like he is already british….why is he forcing the accent
@@rslay106 Gotta be Britishierest
RIGHT???
@@naomib1020 if that's real they did him so dirty
Dylan’s transitions to Audible NEVER DISAPPOINT
that was a smoooooooth transition
@@itsmetenorious4209 Ikr! 😂
Time?
@@s.s6081 13:36 in think
@@hermionegranger2843 thanks
12:01 PLEASEEEE WE SAID “He’s a child” TOGETHER 😭😭
I can't just unsee how much the scene where Hardin is screaming (19:41) reminds me of Voldemort in Harry Potter 😂 Maybe it's just the colors, but I do see a resemblance 😂
I'm sure you already knew this, but he also played young Voldemort (aka Tom Riddle) in the Half Blood Prince 😀
@@sruthy5365 Yes I did know that! I think that's maybe why I see so much Voldemort in him😂
And the actor for Voldemort (Ralph Fiennes) is his uncle
3rd movie "After We Fell"
4th movie "We couldn't get up"
You got me there Dylan 👏👏😅
Dylan: “WE ARE 2 MINUTES INTO THIS FILM AND HARDIN IS POUTING AGGRESSIVELY”
Me who’s read the books and knows that’s all Hardin does the whole time: “Dylan, sweetie I hate to break it to u-“
madison you must have the patience of a saint how on EARTH did you read these books!?
Doesn't he glare around and bark a lot too in the books?
@@imibee5184 B A R K ???
@@skipskylark9525 It was entertaining the time it was released, but looking back now you realize how toxic and abusive it really is 😭 but she hella romanticizes it in the books.
@@imibee5184 wait no way he barks at ppl 💀😭 but if he does bark at ppl, is he even okay 💀
12:06 what are you waitering around here for 🤣🤣🤣🤣 LMAO
the thing i love most ab dylan is him constantly guessing the plot of movies out of nowhere
She's still a FRESHMAN. Jesus Christ, homegirl is 19?! I thought they were about to graduate, homegirl can't even drink legally yet?!
She needs a drink dealing with him, shit I need one!!!
She's still a freshman? And they offered her a job?
I thought she was at least in her junior year
@@radhiadeedou8286 that's how you know a 15 year old wrote this lol. or someone whose never been to college or had a job. You don't just get a job as a freshman like that. Especially not something that requires you to go to meetings or know your boss. It'll be extremely low level, if you manage anything at all. It's funny she moved out in the earlier movie which means she stayed in the dorm for not even a semester probably. And the tuition thing...it's not easy to pay ur tuition especially with any job you can get as a freshman. i wonder if she had aid, and if so that aid is given to her based on the fact that she's a dependent on her mom. But wattpad writers always magically give people full ride scholarships. Or make the magically rich boyfriend somehow grant her a job she's not even qualified for. god. I hate wattpad.
@@saorihirai4492 it was actually a grown woman
“How is this a joy to read” Dylan I’m glad you asked. As someone who read the series when it was first published on Wattpad this was a PAIN to read bc he is sooo much MEANER in the wattpad version and the only thing that got me through was the v fire **x scenes (much better than the movie) & the fact that is readers were able to comment on literally every paragraph dragging him to filth & cracking jokes. It really was the community that made the suffering worth it
THIS EXPLAINS SO MUCH! As someone who read the published version, I could only drag Hardin on the floors to my dogs
so pls tell me that the author is aware that Hardin is a toxic terrible boyfriend and she didn't try to romanticise him. Please, please, tell me it wasn't her intention to make his abusive terrible behavior look hot and desirable...
@@Monicalia hahahaha bestie! i don't know how to tell you this!!
@@malena6539 I know I already know the answer, but like a piece of me is hoping that it wasn't author's intention or sum T_T
Wattpad comment sections really don‘t hold back
I love how everyone watching these movies have never read the books, let me tell you, they are even worse I don't now how I got through like five of them. Honestly the only thing I remember is that hardin is horrible, they break up every five seconds and Tessa keeps coming back to him. The books literally all had the same plot
23:50 the sky hasn't even changed 😭
A wild thing about this series, is that Harry Styles seems like he would be a great BF, and he's just overall a really likeable guy. So the fact that someone was so obsessed with him that they wrote a fanfic, yet wrote this character that is NOTHING like him, is really weird. Like, there are PLENTY of garbage men out there that will treat you like this, so why did they choose one of the guys who, to the best of my knowledge, never would??
The biggest draw to most of the adult women that are into him, is his personality, and the author of this distorted it into something so unrecognizable, and effectively sucked out every good quality he has, which makes me wonder what she actually even likes about him...
Two of his biggest songs are literally about adoring you, and going down on you lol
Plot twist: she actually a hater 😂 I also forgot it was about Harry styles
Yeah the whole “Harry Styles bad boy” used in a story narrative was so weird to me, and I would know, I was a directioner at the time. I remember finding dozens of fanfiction that depicted Harry as the bad boy type and/or serial dater and it always rubbed me the wrong way, especially in real life where the media thought that’s who Harry actually was
I was never a dirsctioner so I may be wrong but didn't Harry styles get this image of a bad boy heartbreaker cause he dated and broke up a lot back in one direction peak days? 🤔
@@onlyhousestarklivesmatter no he wasn’t ever labeled as the bad boy more of the “womanizer” the “bad boy” label went to Zayn
@@zzdreams66 true
“Did the people reading this think man I’m having a good time?” No. Not really, Dylan.
I got halfway through hate reading the first book before my phone cracked out an exited the ebook and I took it as a sign to stop reading and I’m glad.
One of the worst reads. I struggled to get through the first and second book (why did I read the second? I hate myself). Didn’t go any further than that because I just really hated both of the characters.
I read out of curiosity, and I wish I could get my time back… such a waste, I hate the fandom defending the toxic behavior too, this type of relationship is abusive to the least.
@@katiep5256 You ask yourself why you read the second one, I ask myself why I read them all 🤔😱 But at least I didn't pay for it 😰
12 year old me had a good time reading the books. 15 year old me doesn't know what I was thinking
This movie is a horror story about hooking up with a narcissist (trust me, I've been there).
Same😂 narcissistic abuse the movie
@@wazazulu5080 that gave me a good chuckle
me too baby, was engaged to one 💀
“You look like you’re cosplaying as an adult” is one of the most savage insults because it would make me question myself to death
You laughing at Hardin's pain, while excitingly saying "YES SUFFER, CRYYYYY", was the most hilarious shit I have seen in a while lol. This whole reaction was the type of quality content I signed up for.
I have both reactions, lol
I couldn’t stop laughing honestly
I watched the movie in the cinema with two friends of mine. And at this scene everyone got so sad because of Hardin and dylans reaction was mine in the cinema. I litterally laughed my ass off.
Yesss
Right 😭😭😭
“This is when you know your relationship is coming to an end, when you look back on the good times and it was like…the first week” I’m CRYING
I just realize that Tessa doesn't even have any other friends in her life like all her friends or even in her job is all the people around her is just all Hardin's circle 😮💨😒
"I truly hate this film, but I love this commentary." - Me
"Is he in a mood?OFCOURSE he is hardin" the best description of Hardin's character.
The fact that Dylan is so traumatized by this series that he put “After We Collided” in the thumbnail instead of After We Fell 💀
anyone going to tell him?
Dylan's braincells collided and fell out of his ears after watching this movie.
But seriously are they really called 'After We Collided' and then 'After We Fell'? What are the next movies gonna be? 'After we hit the ground' and 'After we got back up'?
@@iisuperstarii7310 ‘After We Got Run Over’
And then "After we realised"
@@iisuperstarii7310 the fourth one is called after ever happy
13:26 that was the smoothest intro to an advert I have ever heard lol 😂
I just love how Dylan was so excited that he thought this would be the last movie only to find out that there was gonna be one more. I can’t wait to see his reaction of them making a fifth one😂
"because a girl with a healthy mind does not date Hardin" MOOD.
the fact that the original fanfic was written about Harry Styles when Harry is literally the exact opposite of Hardin irl. If y’all don’t leave that sweet ass man alone 😭
@@notimportant5399 EXACTLYYY but the author did use the real name i think they changed it for the movie and/or the published books
Exactly.
Zayn would have been more believable.
I think it's bcs the fanfic was created in early career of 1D. The media at the time really tried to portrayed him as a bad boy and womanizer 😬
@@MutantEnemyGirl Zayn isn't an asshole 🙄
I love how many times they have to replace actors in this series 😂 I wonder if the leads would have continued without a contract
Well Seeing how the lead actress didn't want to even do the fifth movie😂😂😂😂
Dylan losing his composure slowly throughout has my choking laughing.
Dylan pretending to be shocked about Vance being Hardins dad is the best thing to happen since he laughed at Hardins breakdown
im just laughing at that right now 😂
Legit laughed until I cried.
The fact that a major plot point is Hardin getting pissed at Tessa for something she did in his DREAM!
Not even surprised at this point
They changed the actors so many times that the giant plot twist at the end didn’t even make sense to me. These moves just have way too much chaos going on.
Also I’m a giant twilight fan but I think that what Dylan said at the end, made me realize that in twilight they really never have any fun together. Lots of drama, and no real bonding between Edward and Bella.
"We couldn't get up," has me actually wheezing 'cause it's quiet hours in my dorm and I'm trying to keep from 💀 of laughter.
"If I knew my daughter was destined to date someone like Hardin I'd probably take off too" lmaooooo, when I tell you I screamed at that.
😂😂😂😂😂 I loved it
She's attracted to Hardin cause her dad left her - this actually makes so much sense, if only they focused on Tessa's mental why she's so attracted to Hardin despite him treating her like shit
And also she’s basic and toxic too, but not as harmful because her toxicity doesn’t always to violence.
Tessa needs to get a personality and get busy with herself and maybe then she’ll see how much of a bitch hardin is, everytime they split up, she’s like going down that good road of building herself, but goes back immediately to being basic and toxic everytime for some reason.
So... Daddy issues?
What about Hardin makes people go "Daddy!"?
@@myunwantedopinion7278 more like he's terrible and that's kinda the sort of stuff daddy did
@@myunwantedopinion7278 all early relationships can affect how you form them later on, especially a big one like a parental relationship that young. it also shows how her mom likely chose bad partners and what they were used to putting up with for multiple reasons. the bs tolerance meter is higher than other healthy individuals. it's not uncommon for kids to follow their parents' habits subconsciously. it would be a bit more interesting, if not very cliche, to explore that part of Tessa but her and her trash bf are both the worst so I think ending it would be better and finally send a healthy message after the toxicity that the audience had to endure.
her having no/a poor relationship with a parent that left them like that, it makes sense that she'd be more likely than others to put up with poor behaviour from others regardless of the type of relationship, but also that she doesn't have a great example to model or compare with a healthy partner in a romantic relationship.
but unlike her mom, she doesn't have kids so she doesn't even have that to consider as a reason to stay -- like girl, just run and work on yourself.
I'm not even completely aiming this rant at this awful trilogy and the characters but in general because people are so quick to name stuff like this "mommy or daddy issues" when it's dismissive of the actual problem and in modern day has gross connotations like you're implying. I'm sure there are fans who see the character like that but I don't think that's what OP was hinting at.
@@washedblue Oh... it's a bit confusing to wrap my head around.
You’re adorably entertaining. I’m so glad I found this channel.
whenever I'm having a bad day I just rewatch your videos and bro I'm fixed in a heartbeat LMAO
"we're coming to the end of an era" Oh Dylan... Don't you worry. You've got at least three movies ahead of you. lol
3 movies!!??😳😳
What??
@@mohamedrukya7181 i think it's after 4 and the prequel about hardin
Oh no 😂
@@shannon3658 why do we need a harden prequel! There’s nothing more to him at this point 😭
Dylan truly has a gift, he can predicted every scene in this movie. I mean that is REAL TALENT!!!
Also Dylan reaction from the BIG reveal at the end about Hardin’s dad is HILARIOUS, he was very shocked with those news
i mean dylan just understands movies and good storytelling. unfortunately movies like this have terrible storytelling and are very predictable
@@tojissock3160 yeah
is that what happened in the books? i don't remember lol
He wasn’t shocked that was ironic.
@@milly4549 I know. It is sarcasm
I’ve seen a lot of ur vids and the sarcastic freak out regarding the ending plot twist is one of the funniest things u have done. Made me actually laugh out loud
Fourth movie is out in cinemas now. Can't wait till Dylan can watch it