She does. But shes mostly in the 1st and 2nd ones and even then hardly ever. She's done so much shit since then and twilight is so old it isn't that surprising to be honest. I've got medals in sports I forgot I forgot I did and I spent months training in them. Humans aint shit lmao
The mental image of Edward going home and frantically googling search terms like "what can give a person super strength" and "can a human stop a car" the evening after the parking lot incident to create a cover story and make sure it's google-able is funny enough to rescue the whole movie imo
I never noticed till now but its so funny how Edward calls Romeo an idiot for killing himself because he thought Juliet was dead and then he does the EXACT SAME THING.
The thing that infuriates me about Jacob as a character is that he’s not really Bella’s friend at all. He’s a Nice Guy who constantly waits around and pleads for Bella to be with him, and threatens to abandon her, kill himself, anything to get intimate with her. News flash: Anyone who’s your friend only on the condition that they’ll get physical intimacy from you, is NOT your friend. And someone like Bella who wants you to keep pining after them so they can keep you on a leash as their friend, is not your friend. You need to cut off from them
Yeah but Bella was in love with Jacob and was toying with his emotions. In the book she describes Jacob as “her sun “ and he brings her so much warmth and happiness. Even in the movies she had so much more chemistry with Jacob than Edward. She always seemed pissed off and nervous around Edward. She was two timing Edward for sure. Also Jacob was actually 16 so of course he was immature, but Edward had NO excuse to be acting the way he was. He was over 100 years old!!
@@firstthings_first9828 But he still manipulated her, told her he would kill himself, just to get a kiss, knowing she doesn't want to. and, assaulted her. and imprinted on a baby. Did I mentioned that he assaulted her? Nor did he ever care for her and everything he did For her" was just with the goal to get was he wanted. He hurt her, whenever it get him what he wants. The fact that bella was a bad person woo.. doesn't make him any less horrible.
@@fee6362 Doesn't make him less horrible at all, its not a competetion, just gives him an excuse. A teenager is not really supposed to make emotionally mature decisions at all, but they are also not supposed to be violent, he is allowed to sulk and maybe even passive aggressiveness is understandable, but not forcing himself on her. It doesn't make it right, but it does give more context. I know I was pretty horrible as a teenager, did things I can't even bear to think about, and that I never thought I would do. Those wacky hormones are strong.
@@asthajindal5275 We should just agree all three of the main characters are terrible people, and I can't understand wtf they find so attractive about each other, besides good looks ofc
In today’s world these vampires could pass as normal humans like they’d sparkle in the sun and we’d all think they were wearing some kind of expensive highlighter
just yesterday i watched the first movie for the first time with my roommate who had a whole twilight phase. my roomie was adamant that charlie is the real catch, and i have to say i agree
In defense of bella, she's being manipulated by EVERYONE in these books. She's not manipulating jacob when she asks him to kiss her, he's threatening suicide to get her to kiss him and "give him a chance". He's not a good friend at all...
He doesn’t do it to get her to “give him a chance” he does because it’s the only thing he has left he hopes that if he can get Bella to admit that she has feelings for him then maybe it will change her mind from becoming a vampire he thinks maybe if she realizes she has feelings for him (which she does) maybe it would change her mind
@@desaririaz1302 it's still really manipulative and toxic, and doesn't respect her choice or boundaries. Plus, he goes on to basically fall in love with her CHILD. Talk about awkward at least...
@@SamIAmWichyeah Jacob messed up he made mistakes he’s a human he’s a TEENAGER it was wrong but he had a reason and Jacob always was there for Bella and Bella said it was like home sickness when she wasn’t with him he always respected her and knew what she wanted she says it was like he could read her mind even though he couldn’t if you wanna talk about boundaries though Edward constantly going against what she wanted never respected her never cared about her thoughts wants and needs he was very controlling and somehwhat abusive Edward stops her car from working just to stop her from seeing Jake even though that’s what she wanted Edward held her back when trying to hug Jake he said he would give alive a Porsche to literally hold Bella hostage while he was gone hunting to not see Jake she was being held against her will wasn’t allowed to use a phone and was basically like a little doll to Alice it even says in new moon when they were voting Edward go so mad he grabbed her face and pulled it toward her and he was holding so tight her words came out distorted so yeah Jacob messed up it wasn’t right but at least he understood her and respected her knew what she liked payed attention and liked her for her but you wanna talk about respecting boundires let’s talk about the 100 year old mine constantly manipulating her controlling her and never respecting her
@@SamIAmWich oh yeah and it wasn’t his fault at all for the imprinting it wasn’t in his control and Stephanie meyers was honestly really messed up doing that to him but it’s not like he chose to do it and it’s also not falling in love it’s whatever she needs him to be protector guardian friend brother it’s not always romantic
And edward telling her to stay away from him then constantly going after her and trying to talk to her 🤦♀️ didn't put any effort to stay away himself and then right after she got attached he escaped
41:23 The scene where Bella's mom starts crying and Alice pulls out a tissue so fast is actually really funny to me. Alice can see the future, so she knew that she was going to need a tissue; she probably had that thing on standby
I just...realised..."if it's a boy, EJ" that baby almost had Jacob's name he imprinted on a baby that literally almost had his name alongside the actual father's name. All these years later and this singular plot point continues to haunt me.
Honestly it’s disgusting how the creator of Twilight didn’t see anything wrong about Jacob imprinting on a literal BABY, it’s so f***ed and they try to pass it off as cute🤮
@@diamondbaker5331 he's a sweet dad but he clearly has his own problems. He didn't move on from his ex for years and possibly has a drinking problem. (Dudes drinking damn near every scene he's in aside from the ones were he's at work
Fay Coleman, he's not a drunk. The movie just portrays him like that. And it's true he didn't move on for years, but a lot of people are like that and he was always a very quiet and reserved person, so it's easier to get depressed when you are always acting and thinking like that. Like Bella, he doesn't have good self confidence and dislikes a lot of attention. But overall, he's a sweet and caring father who is underrated in both the books and the movie, because unlike his daughter he has self-respect and standing
William H actually, that's only like 1/20 percent of that. Official people who study the affects of abuse literally said that he emotionally manipulates her in every way in the book
Nah after watching this again she was hoeing both of them Edward just smarter cause he old she said “kiss me” when he gave up finally. Jacob truly loves her so he’s gonna manipulate she just depressed.
One thing that ALWAYS confused me in the last film is how did Charlie not question or get freaked out about how quickly his granddaughter was growing up?? 😂 I know he makes a comment on how much she’s grown when they turn up at his house, but come on, she had developed to a grown child in a few months right!?!?!?
i think in the books it's implied he knows it's something supernatural but knows not to question it because Jacob warns him when he reveals himself. he saw the boy turn into a wolf, what is a child growing years in a few months?
he's like... completely dazed and broken down especially after Jacob revealing his wolf form, I think. but yeah it makes no sense but that's how I justify it lmao
He was told he didn't have to know everything so he stopped questioning it Plus the Vulturis would've killed him if anyone had told him they were vampires
I feel bad for Renesme. I would not want to be with a guy that use to fantasize about having sex with my mom and at some point wanted to have kids with her. Yuck. They probably won’t tell her that side of their relationship either just that they were always good friends which makes it worse.
Fr and on top of that having to be forced to feel a connection to him and be destined to marry this older freak after he forced imprinted on you as an infant
@@quota3734 Forced imprinted? That's... completely wrong. The whole point of imprinting is that you can't control it. It's involuntary. The wiki literally says, "Imprinting can't be forced on anyone, no matter how much the shape-shifter may want it, as shown by Jacob Black when he tried numerous times to imprint on Bella Swan." Besides, Jacob was in love with Bella (at least that's what he thought). Why in the world would he want to force an imprint on her daughter? That makes no sense.
@@fairyoffandubs1509 Oh that is horrific! If i remember right, imprinting doesn't necessarily lead to a romantic relationship, just whatever the imprintee needs, so dear god I hope that just means that he'd be the most devoted and excellent dad in all of history
Yeah but’s it’s basically exactly the same as 50 shades. They just changed a few things. I still could 50 shades as a fanfic and EL James writing “Grey” from Christians perspective is just cruel. She should be able to come up with something by her self.
The weird thing about the Vampire babies is that just because they look older doesn't mean they have the knowledge of their visual age, which means the Vampire hybrid baby probably shouldn't be able to talk. Since they didn't learn
If I recall, in the Illustrated Guide Smeyer says that hybrids are born with the mental capacity of a human adult (ew), so they learn things super fast compared to human babies. I just checked, and it says this: "The hybrid mind develops much faster than the physical body; a hybrid has the mental capacity of an adult human by the time of her birth. Hybrids learn quickly to communicate with their caretakers, picking up their first language mere weeks after birth."
@@betterpinkthanbloody Eww. Pfúj. That's disgusting - also pretty tragic; missing out on emotional and developmental milestones, as well as being essentially trapped in your helpless body while being fully aware of it. Awful.
@@rkah6187 no that genuinely terrifies me 😭😭 imagine being 2 months old and having the capacity to talk & understand EVERYTHING but you still cannot defend yourself or even remotely take care of yourself… yeah I hate it.
I've said it before and I'll say it again, I want a version of this movie where the dad realized his daughter was messing around with vampires and werewolves. Going full doom slayer on them.
it really hurt to rewatch as an adult and find bella has 0 character development, she constantly hurts her dad, ignores boundaries edward and jacob put in place for her/their safety, and ultimately is just the placeholder for stephanie meyer to insert herself a story about men fighting over her.
In my second to last year of school, I had a class called "mythology in literature". It was sort of a prep class for university, where we learned how to properly work with sources and write term papers for the humanities. On the first day, our teacher came in: "VAMPIRES do NOT glitter! That encroaches on my worldview!" Good times... I loved that class.
While hilarious, a mythology teacher should know that mythology in literature is a living canon that continues to be added to. It may be ridiculous, but once Twilight became infamous it became a touchstone in vampire literature just as much as Nosferatu. Vampire and werewolf mythology in particular has no original version that has most of what we now consider staples of their myths; people kept adding to it through literature, movies and media, and some thing stuck while others faded away
Called out the abusive relationship signs but not the very uncomfortable sexual assault. 36:00. Bella: "I don't want you." Jacob: "you don't know what you want" Bella: ....... "But I just told you th-" Jacob: _kisses Bella_ Bella: Doesn't kiss him back angrily shoves him away from her. And in the book she breaks her hand trying to punch him and Jacob just laughs and is like hahaha Eddy I kissed your girl. Still bothers me.
Me too! I came here for him to say just that. I can't believe so many people adore their relationship considering how abusive it really is. Dylan is woke 👍
@@Ayaforshort This is why I almost threw that book across the room. I fucking hated Jacob lol I never understood how girls thought he was better or romantic. Everything he did in the book was basically a guy who wouldn't take no for an answer, like a rapist. lol
@@littlemissmello and who's contesting that? Both male characters are as bad as a shitty ootome game, only that the main female is a selfish bitch with a complex that wants to have her cake and eat it too. God damn it, it's been 10+ years and they still ruined love triangle plots for me.
My favorite cringe scene is, "I used to be...a..good..kid". 😬 Also, that was definitely Jacob manipulating Bella. He told her he was gonna go die. He was literally threatening suicide to get her attention.
Yup, the only reason I hate Romance Novels or movies is the toxicity of the relationships Hey, I just stated my opinion. Not everyone is going to agree with me and I respect that. It's just my opinion, not a generalisation. Maybe I am just not a romantic person
I am 23 years old I liked twilight in puberty .Now watching him react to this movies is both weird and nostalgic ...Today I like vampires , just like then watching twilight movies ....
@@shanayazaveri2620I find that as I get older, I realize that all the relationships I read about in books and see in movies are romanticized. Now, when I look over it again, I think,"Why is this considered romantic?"
Shanaya Zaveri edward and bella weren’t toxic like are couples not allowed to fight anymore with out being called toxic😂 he never abused her mentally or physically, he let her make her own choices, he RESPECTED HER, he waited till marriage to have sex, all he wanted to do was PROTECT HER, he DIDNT GET ALL MAD AND JEALOUS WHEN BELLA KISSED JACOB HE FORGAVE HER AND MOVED ON, He loved her for who she was, etc...
I gotta give you cred- you nailed exactly why I liked Twilight as a young teen. Like Bella, I was a boring, average looking, reserved teenage girl. The idea that some godlike boy could find me desperately interesting, beautiful, and special (ie not like other girls) was like crack to me. Of course, with some maturing and self-esteem I learned I didn't need someone else to drop into my life and validate my worth. The world is quite hard on teen girls- I appreciate you mocking the material while acknowledging why young girls would find value in it.
@God Understandably! He's fascinating to watch on screen and I guess it helps when you're a real-life angel playing a fictional angel with David Tennant by your side 😂 I hope you get to meet him some day, he's very talkative and so pure hearted. His eyes actually DO twinkle 😂
the most unrealistic thing about twilight is that four people who are frozen at seventeen would choose to go to highschool for all eternity, when they could just as easily go to college
Pretty sure they do both. Go through highschool and college until they start to look too young and switch to new identities. That would make sense as starting younger would allow them to stay with the same identities, in the same place for longer. Plus repeating highschool is probably pretty chill for them. They're too powerful and confident to care about bullies or social drama and they already know everything so it's low effort and they can probably pass even if they frequently skip classes.
actually they go to highschool and college. in the books edward explains that the sooner their lives starts in some place more time they spend in it, he also says that’s why he has 2 degrees in medicine
@@Evija3000 They do both. That's why Edward has 2 medical degrees. The books and movies explain why they go to highschool. They younger they pretend to be when they move to a new place, the longer they can stay.
I've suffered through these movies. 3 things I can't get over: the totally unrealistic post-Dawson's Creek depiction of teenagers, the cop-out that is making the epic battle jut a vision so none of the Cullens dies and the utter cop-out that is Renesmee (so that Jacob can have a happy ending).
@@catelynnbrown8464 Yeah, I saw the interview a few years ago. They asked her something about the Twilight series and she said, "oh yeah! I forgot I was in Twilight."
A blessing is not someone who has no life and decides to binge watch a movie series again just to record it and make fun of all the actors in it. "What a blessing" you fkn goofy
Fucking thank you! I lived in a small town and when I tell you, there was a new kid? We instantly invite them in. My class was the smallest in the school but we all knew each others business. We may not have been friends but we were classmates and that meant that everybody's got a buddy. Everywhere. Nobody was ever alone. And it was great
@@vale.e_e3348 It's no big secret. I've personally never cared. But I've heard alot of guys talking about popping cherries, taking girl's virginity cause they're tighter.
The worst thing about the CGI baby is that they did have a real baby on set, and it was a super cute kid. They thought facial continuity was more important than a baby that looked even close to real. Odd choice.
Dylan: guys don’t think about *seggs* every three seconds…! Also Dylan: analyses their *seggs* life whilst pausing and making suggestive faces/comments ALL THE TIME 😂😂
Growing up is realizing Edward was a bad choice, maturity is realizing Jacob was also a bad choice and wisdom is realizing the healthiest choice was Bella's platonic female friends and her relationship with her dad.
@@mariambarry9269 @Mariam Barry I think the Writters made him into that cause... well... in my opinion, when we first saw him, he wasn't such a inscel or a "Nice Guy" until the turning twist, making it think "Oh hey, then Edward's the best choice" which is not right.
@@JamesChessman Or...Bella gives both Edward and Jacob the boot, called them both out for the toxic a**holes they are (for different reasons) and ran off with Dakota Fanning's character. Does it make sense? No. Do I care? Hell no!
Imagine walking up to a family - one which you have never met - having a picnic, and you're just like "Mmm, you brought a snack", and attempted to just eat their food.
I’m watching this at work and I’m embarrassed by the amount of times I’ve busted up laughing throughout this video. She’s “super dead” killed me! 😅 no pun intended. This is the best review of the movies I’ve ever seen!
Let's not forget that now in the book in his POV, Edward OILED THE WINDOW TO HER ROOM because it was too noisy when he opened it so that he could continue watching her sleep. SUPER STALKER.
37:11 100% the funniest thing in the video, I was dying. Not only is Dylan’s 1400 question hilarious, dude literally said I fought for slavery and all Dylan thinks about is that he’s old
@@etherealluvers8111 not just bellas..in eclipse the whole Rosalie make up is just bad..not to mention that in the scene where they hunt Victoria, there is a screenshot and you can see it's not even Nikki, like wtf..
@@shawol5253 that's not a feeling that's reality..i mean..Emmett? He looks..well..dead..i mean..like solomon grundy style dead..and Rosalie also..they have like a giant amount of make up and powder on..considering how well normal they looked in the first two, and in the last two..that was like a huge fail..
@@shawol5253 there’s different directors calling the shots in different movies and unfortunately that lead to character appearance and personality changes that are sometimes good and often bad 😬
My friends and I all watched twilight over our quarantine period when we got covid and I can’t begin to tell you the defeat I felt with the fake ending they pulled. I was like SERIOUSLY THEY DID THAT AND I FELL FOR IT
I didn't like Edward or Jacob, one stalked her and wanted to kill her through their whole relationship and one forced her to kiss him and threatened to kill himself for another kiss kinda sad that we all obsessed and encouraged to be obsessed over these toxic dudes at such a young age, and knowing all this I still watch the movies so idk
Ok but in mew moon after Edward left Bella spent that whole time trying to do things to kill herself to prove a point and get Edward back like he says don’t do anything dangerous and proceeds to get on a bike with older men knowing there intentions jumps off a cliff just trying to prove a point so that Edward will come back she’s just lucky that Jacob was there to stop her from all the crazy things she did to get Edward back
NOOO, cause in the books, she DOES have a good time with Jacob!! He makes her happy again before she reconnects with Edward (when he thinks she killed herself). And shes about to kiss Jake and she’s debating on settling and spending the rest of her life with him and THEN she gets back with Edward. So even in the books, yeah she always wants to be with Edward, but she still thinks that she might be with Jake because she knows that Edward isn’t coming back and Jacob makes her happy.
According to Anna Kendrick, Anna Kendrick forgets she was in these movies. regularly.
Wouldn't you?
I didn't know Kendrick was in these movies. I first became a fan after Pitch Perfect.
She does. But shes mostly in the 1st and 2nd ones and even then hardly ever. She's done so much shit since then and twilight is so old it isn't that surprising to be honest. I've got medals in sports I forgot I forgot I did and I spent months training in them. Humans aint shit lmao
@@Alex-jd3bs Except for me Alex. You remember all the stuff I've hooked you up with.
@@DerekThomasLirio Dude I don't even know who tf you are. Wrong Alex.
Twilight : Girl chooses between beastiality and necrophilia
That should have been the actual title
Omg eww😂
Lexi Sadé at least in the beastiality situation you’re with something alive.
@@sweetestcyanide Nobody goes "Well it's alive aint it?" upon fucking a dog.
Hahaha 😂😂
The mental image of Edward going home and frantically googling search terms like "what can give a person super strength" and "can a human stop a car" the evening after the parking lot incident to create a cover story and make sure it's google-able is funny enough to rescue the whole movie imo
Wait why would he like totally do this 😂😂
Bro how did bella who has the personality of a wet paper bag get 2 INCREDIBLY attractive men to WANT to die for her. MAKE IT MAKE SENSE.
She has brown hair and is not like the other girls. Duh!
She's a mary sue
@Kristian Alexis obviously🙄
Bella is an obvious stand-in for Stephenie Meyer
biggest example of how some boys dont care about personality just looks
"She's ignoring every red flag." This part. OMG the accuracy.
She doesn't the flags are actually red, just stained from blood
Big ol red flag
@@how2497 lol
@@how2497 😂😂😂😂 music plays in the background . God ,l love Alex 😂😂
@@how2497 u watch Alex Meyers
Im dying
" Get the CGI baby out of my sight "
😂
that's funnier than it should be
😂😂😂😂😂
get that cg baby THE FUCK OUTTA MY SIGHT
Better then the nightmare puppet from Hades!😣
Or as some would say “Chucky and Slappy’s Demon spawn”
I never noticed till now but its so funny how Edward calls Romeo an idiot for killing himself because he thought Juliet was dead and then he does the EXACT SAME THING.
The thing that infuriates me about Jacob as a character is that he’s not really Bella’s friend at all. He’s a Nice Guy who constantly waits around and pleads for Bella to be with him, and threatens to abandon her, kill himself, anything to get intimate with her. News flash: Anyone who’s your friend only on the condition that they’ll get physical intimacy from you, is NOT your friend. And someone like Bella who wants you to keep pining after them so they can keep you on a leash as their friend, is not your friend. You need to cut off from them
The whole Twilight series could be renamed "Red Flags: How to Spot Them So You Can Avoid Them". 😂
Yeah but Bella was in love with Jacob and was toying with his emotions. In the book she describes Jacob as “her sun “ and he brings her so much warmth and happiness. Even in the movies she had so much more chemistry with Jacob than Edward. She always seemed pissed off and nervous around Edward. She was two timing Edward for sure. Also Jacob was actually 16 so of course he was immature, but Edward had NO excuse to be acting the way he was. He was over 100 years old!!
@@firstthings_first9828 But he still manipulated her, told her he would kill himself, just to get a kiss, knowing she doesn't want to. and, assaulted her. and imprinted on a baby. Did I mentioned that he assaulted her? Nor did he ever care for her and everything he did For her" was just with the goal to get was he wanted. He hurt her, whenever it get him what he wants.
The fact that bella was a bad person woo.. doesn't make him any less horrible.
@@fee6362 Doesn't make him less horrible at all, its not a competetion, just gives him an excuse. A teenager is not really supposed to make emotionally mature decisions at all, but they are also not supposed to be violent, he is allowed to sulk and maybe even passive aggressiveness is understandable, but not forcing himself on her. It doesn't make it right, but it does give more context. I know I was pretty horrible as a teenager, did things I can't even bear to think about, and that I never thought I would do. Those wacky hormones are strong.
@@asthajindal5275 We should just agree all three of the main characters are terrible people, and I can't understand wtf they find so attractive about each other, besides good looks ofc
"if he wasn't a vampire he'd just be an abuser" wow dylan's got no printer but he's got fax
Nah, he's still an abuser if he's a vampire lmao.
@@James.Stark.Ben.Edition True!
where's the lie tho
This comment is GOLD
In today’s world these vampires could pass as normal humans like they’d sparkle in the sun and we’d all think they were wearing some kind of expensive highlighter
This made me laugh more than it should have.
😂😂
Pffft fr Lol
😂
they could go to coachella and have 0 issues
The fact that the actors themselves hate these movies so much just says everything 😂
I hate these movies too cringe asf
@@tabithaguidry4698 fr but I don't hate it its just too much cringe 💀
Compared to movies these days....this is the good kind of cringe lol
Being a fan of Twilight when it came out and growing up means accepting that you're now more attracted to Charlie than Edward or Jacob :P
Charlie was the real prize all along.
Legit laughed/giggled out loud when I read this
FACTS
just yesterday i watched the first movie for the first time with my roommate who had a whole twilight phase. my roomie was adamant that charlie is the real catch, and i have to say i agree
Indeed
"Is he moved? I can't tell, his acting isn't good enough"
DEAD
It's Camilla Taylor 😂👌🏾
It's Camilla Taylor 😂
hahahah
I reas this right when it happened lmao
Lmao
“If he wasn’t a vampire he would’ve been just an abuser”.
My man... have you heard of 50 Shades of Grey?
Komila Rakhimova FACTS
He did a reaction of the triogy and said the same thing
Did you know 50 shades was fan fiction for Twilight?
@@katemccrea6963 is this a sarcastic question? haha
@@diana-db8wf yeah I remember :)
In defense of bella, she's being manipulated by EVERYONE in these books. She's not manipulating jacob when she asks him to kiss her, he's threatening suicide to get her to kiss him and "give him a chance". He's not a good friend at all...
He doesn’t do it to get her to “give him a chance” he does because it’s the only thing he has left he hopes that if he can get Bella to admit that she has feelings for him then maybe it will change her mind from becoming a vampire he thinks maybe if she realizes she has feelings for him (which she does) maybe it would change her mind
@@desaririaz1302 it's still really manipulative and toxic, and doesn't respect her choice or boundaries.
Plus, he goes on to basically fall in love with her CHILD. Talk about awkward at least...
@@SamIAmWichyeah Jacob messed up he made mistakes he’s a human he’s a TEENAGER it was wrong but he had a reason and Jacob always was there for Bella and Bella said it was like home sickness when she wasn’t with him he always respected her and knew what she wanted she says it was like he could read her mind even though he couldn’t if you wanna talk about boundaries though Edward constantly going against what she wanted never respected her never cared about her thoughts wants and needs he was very controlling and somehwhat abusive Edward stops her car from working just to stop her from seeing Jake even though that’s what she wanted Edward held her back when trying to hug Jake he said he would give alive a Porsche to literally hold Bella hostage while he was gone hunting to not see Jake she was being held against her will wasn’t allowed to use a phone and was basically like a little doll to Alice it even says in new moon when they were voting Edward go so mad he grabbed her face and pulled it toward her and he was holding so tight her words came out distorted so yeah Jacob messed up it wasn’t right but at least he understood her and respected her knew what she liked payed attention and liked her for her but you wanna talk about respecting boundires let’s talk about the 100 year old mine constantly manipulating her controlling her and never respecting her
@@SamIAmWich oh yeah and it wasn’t his fault at all for the imprinting it wasn’t in his control and Stephanie meyers was honestly really messed up doing that to him but it’s not like he chose to do it and it’s also not falling in love it’s whatever she needs him to be protector guardian friend brother it’s not always romantic
And edward telling her to stay away from him then constantly going after her and trying to talk to her 🤦♀️ didn't put any effort to stay away himself and then right after she got attached he escaped
41:23 The scene where Bella's mom starts crying and Alice pulls out a tissue so fast is actually really funny to me. Alice can see the future, so she knew that she was going to need a tissue; she probably had that thing on standby
“You’re pale, white, ice cold, and never go into the sun. I know what you are.”
“Say it.”
“DylanIsInTrouble.”
LMAO
🤣🤣🤣
Bwahahahaha 🤣
OMG HAHHA
kate-rosy good that’s my job
I just love the way he keeps calling Taylor “Jacob Lautner” 😂
Hahaha same
I didnt even notice XD
Ikr I did a double take 😂😂😂😂
sue prestan 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
I just...realised..."if it's a boy, EJ" that baby almost had Jacob's name he imprinted on a baby that literally almost had his name alongside the actual father's name. All these years later and this singular plot point continues to haunt me.
if the baby turned out to be a boy would jacob still imprint on him and be queer then?
@@egygizda Who knows or cares. This is a franchise about vampires and werewolves. Not like they can control who they imprint on
Honestly it’s disgusting how the creator of Twilight didn’t see anything wrong about Jacob imprinting on a literal BABY, it’s so f***ed and they try to pass it off as cute🤮
Well, I always thought EJ stood for Emmett and Jasper which makes it a hundred times less terrible.
@@quota3734 dude seriously I feel like Stephanie’s search history should be searched because huh….
"When you stop liking music that's when you're at rock bottom" wise words by a wise man.
Her dad being like “I know I’m not that much fun, but I can change” just kind of broke my heart.
I know! Charlie is the best character throughout these entire series
@@diamondbaker5331 I agree with you!
@@diamondbaker5331 he's a sweet dad but he clearly has his own problems. He didn't move on from his ex for years and possibly has a drinking problem. (Dudes drinking damn near every scene he's in aside from the ones were he's at work
Fay Coleman Still better than some of the characters, though.
Fay Coleman, he's not a drunk. The movie just portrays him like that. And it's true he didn't move on for years, but a lot of people are like that and he was always a very quiet and reserved person, so it's easier to get depressed when you are always acting and thinking like that. Like Bella, he doesn't have good self confidence and dislikes a lot of attention. But overall, he's a sweet and caring father who is underrated in both the books and the movie, because unlike his daughter he has self-respect and standing
"If he wasn't a vampire, he would just be... like, an abuser."
I mean
Very true & Bella would likely try to avoid him.
talissa almeida can’t he be both?
@@takkycat she's saying if he wasn't a vampire
Malani Clark that...doesn’t change what I asked...
talissa almeida Christian Grey???
I love how he’s like “this movie isn’t bad” while also criticizing pretty much every thing
haha fr
“I hate my haircut, just know my barber f-ed me up” *4 years later, it is his most popular video*
Yeah his hair is fine.
@@CityInTheStarsI agree, I never said I disliked it. He’s the one who says he has a problem with it. In the video.
@@gettingbetterfromhere ok. I agree with you.
Fun fact: Taylor Lautners yearbook quote was _"I dont like shirts."_
😂😂Ofcourse it was.
XD
Carson?
@@vector12yearsago41 thats what i thought
Claudia Spence omg lmaoo
"She is so manipulative "
10 sec earlier
Jacob says he will kill himself to emotionally manipulate her
Lowkey made me mad
He is so Team Jacob he can't see he is the manipulative one.
I don't know if you have ever read the books. But Jacob is such an manipulative person.
In the book he says "I won't killyself if you kiss me"
William H actually, that's only like 1/20 percent of that. Official people who study the affects of abuse literally said that he emotionally manipulates her in every way in the book
Nah after watching this again she was hoeing both of them Edward just smarter cause he old she said “kiss me” when he gave up finally. Jacob truly loves her so he’s gonna manipulate she just depressed.
One thing that ALWAYS confused me in the last film is how did Charlie not question or get freaked out about how quickly his granddaughter was growing up?? 😂 I know he makes a comment on how much she’s grown when they turn up at his house, but come on, she had developed to a grown child in a few months right!?!?!?
i think in the books it's implied he knows it's something supernatural but knows not to question it because Jacob warns him when he reveals himself. he saw the boy turn into a wolf, what is a child growing years in a few months?
he's like... completely dazed and broken down especially after Jacob revealing his wolf form, I think. but yeah it makes no sense but that's how I justify it lmao
out of everything in twilight this is the one thing that never made sense to me. like..? 😭
He was told he didn't have to know everything so he stopped questioning it
Plus the Vulturis would've killed him if anyone had told him they were vampires
It's not like it didn't seem completely insane to him, it obviously did
but he just went with it lol
He had to
I feel bad for Renesme. I would not want to be with a guy that use to fantasize about having sex with my mom and at some point wanted to have kids with her. Yuck. They probably won’t tell her that side of their relationship either just that they were always good friends which makes it worse.
Wait if Bella had chosen Jacob, would he still had imprinted on.. their children? Oh god, this got even more yucky all of a sudden
Fr and on top of that having to be forced to feel a connection to him and be destined to marry this older freak after he forced imprinted on you as an infant
@@quota3734 Forced imprinted? That's... completely wrong. The whole point of imprinting is that you can't control it. It's involuntary. The wiki literally says, "Imprinting can't be forced on anyone, no matter how much the shape-shifter may want it, as shown by Jacob Black when he tried numerous times to imprint on Bella Swan."
Besides, Jacob was in love with Bella (at least that's what he thought). Why in the world would he want to force an imprint on her daughter? That makes no sense.
@@tigerlily56THANK YOUUU
@@fairyoffandubs1509 Oh that is horrific! If i remember right, imprinting doesn't necessarily lead to a romantic relationship, just whatever the imprintee needs, so dear god I hope that just means that he'd be the most devoted and excellent dad in all of history
“If Edward wasn’t a vampire he would be an abuser”. Well there’s this fanfic called 50 shades something....
Actually the Fanfic is called “Master of The Universe”, I’m sad that I know that.
Yeah but’s it’s basically exactly the same as 50 shades. They just changed a few things. I still could 50 shades as a fanfic and EL James writing “Grey” from Christians perspective is just cruel. She should be able to come up with something by her self.
Claralundqvist it IS Fifty Shades with only superficial differences.
If you took away the supernatural parts,Edward is Christian,Bella is Anastasia and Jacob is José
@@acidicwaifu7687 kind of different because they dont seem to be into the sub and dom stuff
A WHOLE 4 movies for a girl to choose between bestiality or necrofilia LMAO
Lol
NOOOO 😂😂😂😂
LMAOO
Whatever the choice, she's a monster fucker. XD
Common white woman struggles 😔😔😔
The weird thing about the Vampire babies is that just because they look older doesn't mean they have the knowledge of their visual age, which means the Vampire hybrid baby probably shouldn't be able to talk. Since they didn't learn
If I recall, in the Illustrated Guide Smeyer says that hybrids are born with the mental capacity of a human adult (ew), so they learn things super fast compared to human babies.
I just checked, and it says this: "The hybrid mind develops much faster than the physical body; a hybrid has the mental capacity of an adult human by the time of her birth. Hybrids learn quickly to communicate with their caretakers, picking up their first language mere weeks after birth."
@Dóra Kálfári So this baby hybrid decided the best way to be born was break it's moms back and whatever else it did?? 😱😱😱
@@betterpinkthanbloody Eww. Pfúj. That's disgusting - also pretty tragic; missing out on emotional and developmental milestones, as well as being essentially trapped in your helpless body while being fully aware of it. Awful.
@@rkah6187 no that genuinely terrifies me 😭😭 imagine being 2 months old and having the capacity to talk & understand EVERYTHING but you still cannot defend yourself or even remotely take care of yourself… yeah I hate it.
@@honeygalvez2724 It is a genuinely horrifying concept
“It’s the skin of a killer Bella” almost took me out 💀
"You're pale white and ice cold.. you never go out into sunlight. I know what you are."
"Say it. _Out loud_ "
" *snowman* "
😂😂😂😂😂
I giggled in the weirdest way when I read this.
Omfg 🤣🤣🤣
😂😂
I did not expect that😂😂🤣
"I totally forgot she did this movie"
so did Anna
Musical Nerd oop that’s right
"Anna oop"
It was literally right there, I'm disappointed
So edgy
@@quincyhelm3679 lol anna literally tweeted that she forgot she did twilight 😂 the only one trying to be "edgy" here is you
So did everyone lmao
I've said it before and I'll say it again, I want a version of this movie where the dad realized his daughter was messing around with vampires and werewolves. Going full doom slayer on them.
it really hurt to rewatch as an adult and find bella has 0 character development, she constantly hurts her dad, ignores boundaries edward and jacob put in place for her/their safety, and ultimately is just the placeholder for stephanie meyer to insert herself a story about men fighting over her.
one thing we can all agree: the twilight series' soundtrack is bombbbb
andressa I only like this movie for the soundtrack honestly
so true. i even started listening to other bands like Paramore because of twilight.
Im your 200dth like.
Yes agreed, it will rain by bruno mars is really my fave.
I KNOW RIGHT?
"This is the skin of a killer"
No, that's the skin of a disco ball. That's the only reason why people invite you to parties.
This comment is honestly too good for this place.
Savage
XDD
Lmao
Too funny. XD
In my second to last year of school, I had a class called "mythology in literature". It was sort of a prep class for university, where we learned how to properly work with sources and write term papers for the humanities. On the first day, our teacher came in: "VAMPIRES do NOT glitter! That encroaches on my worldview!"
Good times... I loved that class.
While hilarious, a mythology teacher should know that mythology in literature is a living canon that continues to be added to. It may be ridiculous, but once Twilight became infamous it became a touchstone in vampire literature just as much as Nosferatu. Vampire and werewolf mythology in particular has no original version that has most of what we now consider staples of their myths; people kept adding to it through literature, movies and media, and some thing stuck while others faded away
It’s weird how when Bella hits Paul in this movie, her hand is fine but when she hits Jacob in eclipse, it breaks her hand
Oh man I never realized that. Thanks for pointing that out.
paul turned his head so the open slap would not hurt him. with jacob he does not do this and she uses a closed fist.
Difference between a slap and a punch tho no?
"She is 17 and you are like 117."
DEAD
I loved that line
@@sunniedae2031 um no, 100% DEFINITELY no.
Don’t worry guys, he’s only 109.
@@sunniedae2031 that's not what I said lmao
@Randi's Random it's true either way lmao
"These are, like, classic abusive relationship signs" 👌
I came here for this. Thank you.
Called out the abusive relationship signs but not the very uncomfortable sexual assault. 36:00.
Bella: "I don't want you."
Jacob: "you don't know what you want"
Bella: ....... "But I just told you th-"
Jacob: _kisses Bella_
Bella: Doesn't kiss him back angrily shoves him away from her.
And in the book she breaks her hand trying to punch him and Jacob just laughs and is like hahaha Eddy I kissed your girl.
Still bothers me.
jake's just as abusive honestly
Me too! I came here for him to say just that. I can't believe so many people adore their relationship considering how abusive it really is. Dylan is woke 👍
@@Ayaforshort This is why I almost threw that book across the room. I fucking hated Jacob lol I never understood how girls thought he was better or romantic. Everything he did in the book was basically a guy who wouldn't take no for an answer, like a rapist. lol
@@littlemissmello and who's contesting that?
Both male characters are as bad as a shitty ootome game, only that the main female is a selfish bitch with a complex that wants to have her cake and eat it too.
God damn it, it's been 10+ years and they still ruined love triangle plots for me.
Dylan: “Jacob, you have no chance just stop.”
Also Dylan: “Team Jacob. We’re in it for the long haul!’’
Young me: "So romantic omg"
Me now: can't stop laughing, "Cringe and comedy"
Edit: thanks for all the likes, y'all😅🤩
I watch the first movie on occasion for a fun “bad movie night” lol
I can't even laugh about it anymore, it's just pure second hand embarrassment xD
yeah
right 😂
Dylan has more feelings for jacob than bella does
we all do
@@indiracg804 fax
Hahaha
Kristen Stewart's bad acting makes Bella's lack of feelings even more obvious.
Indira CG I was just about to say
Edward: ”Bella...”
Dylan: ”...I have a fetish for grandmothers.”
I CANT BREATH
that would be great honestly, bella could be happy aging
Time stamp?
23:54
Twilight: New Moon was basically Edward underestimating how dumb Bella can be.
My favorite cringe scene is, "I used to be...a..good..kid". 😬
Also, that was definitely Jacob manipulating Bella. He told her he was gonna go die. He was literally threatening suicide to get her attention.
The upsetting part about these movies , is looking back as an adult and realizing both relationships are toxic asf and problematic
Yup, the only reason I hate Romance Novels or movies is the toxicity of the relationships
Hey, I just stated my opinion. Not everyone is going to agree with me and I respect that. It's just my opinion, not a generalisation. Maybe I am just not a romantic person
I am 23 years old I liked twilight in puberty .Now watching him react to this movies is both weird and nostalgic ...Today I like vampires , just like then watching twilight movies ....
@@shanayazaveri2620I find that as I get older, I realize that all the relationships I read about in books and see in movies are romanticized. Now, when I look over it again, I think,"Why is this considered romantic?"
no way these movies are awesome and they are not toxic! Ok?
Shanaya Zaveri edward and bella weren’t toxic like are couples not allowed to fight anymore with out being called toxic😂 he never abused her mentally or physically, he let her make her own choices, he RESPECTED HER, he waited till marriage to have sex, all he wanted to do was PROTECT HER, he DIDNT GET ALL MAD AND JEALOUS WHEN BELLA KISSED JACOB HE FORGAVE HER AND MOVED ON, He loved her for who she was, etc...
Billy : "Something terrible is coming.."
Dylan : "Winter."
Madi, not maddie winter is coming
Winter has come
GOT.
I gotta give you cred- you nailed exactly why I liked Twilight as a young teen. Like Bella, I was a boring, average looking, reserved teenage girl. The idea that some godlike boy could find me desperately interesting, beautiful, and special (ie not like other girls) was like crack to me. Of course, with some maturing and self-esteem I learned I didn't need someone else to drop into my life and validate my worth. The world is quite hard on teen girls- I appreciate you mocking the material while acknowledging why young girls would find value in it.
56:47 They did not dub over his laugh in the German version. His voice actor knew he could not surpass this
Michael Sheen is probably also the only one who doesn't regret doing these movies, so kudos to him for giving it his all 😂
I freaking love Michael Sheen. What a brilliant actor
@God facts have been spoken! I met him last year and he's such a sweetheart
@@LR-dh9et oh mann you're so lucky, I first saw him in Good Omens and I fell in love
@God Understandably! He's fascinating to watch on screen and I guess it helps when you're a real-life angel playing a fictional angel with David Tennant by your side 😂 I hope you get to meet him some day, he's very talkative and so pure hearted. His eyes actually DO twinkle 😂
“If he wasn’t a vampire he’d just be an abuser”
*Christian Grey has entered the chat*
YESSSSS😂😂😂😂😂😂
So true to be honest didn't he only like her cause of the way she smelled and the fact that he couldn't read her mind
Lolll
Christian grey is Edward only even more cringey and just completely odd
50 Shades started as a Twilight fanfic so it makes sense lol
you know Anna Kendrick herself forgot that she was in this movie.
Yeah, I think that was the joke
@@teaukeri no it wasnt she actually forgot n was like oh yeah ahaha i was in twilight
@@tashivinci896 I think you're not understanding lmao I'm saying that was the reference he made.
& everyone else
This movie started her career
Edward: “You are my life now”
Dylan (while eating a Sour Patch teenager): “Damn girl”
My fav reactor of all time lmao
Everyone watching Twilight: Why is everyone obsessed with Bella????
Dylan watching Twilight: Why are these kids judgemental of her?
am I going to watch a man re-watch the whole twilight series for an hour? Yes.
Yes
y e s
And that's what quarantine does to you
I'm already 18 minutes in and I didn't even realize that's how long this video is.
My exact thought clicking on this vid
the most unrealistic thing about twilight is that four people who are frozen at seventeen would choose to go to highschool for all eternity, when they could just as easily go to college
Pretty sure they do both. Go through highschool and college until they start to look too young and switch to new identities. That would make sense as starting younger would allow them to stay with the same identities, in the same place for longer. Plus repeating highschool is probably pretty chill for them. They're too powerful and confident to care about bullies or social drama and they already know everything so it's low effort and they can probably pass even if they frequently skip classes.
actually they go to highschool and college. in the books edward explains that the sooner their lives starts in some place more time they spend in it, he also says that’s why he has 2 degrees in medicine
they did do that whenever they had to move towns quite a lot
@@Evija3000 They do both. That's why Edward has 2 medical degrees.
The books and movies explain why they go to highschool. They younger they pretend to be when they move to a new place, the longer they can stay.
Yes
I've suffered through these movies. 3 things I can't get over: the totally unrealistic post-Dawson's Creek depiction of teenagers, the cop-out that is making the epic battle jut a vision so none of the Cullens dies and the utter cop-out that is Renesmee (so that Jacob can have a happy ending).
I always find it impressive how Kristen Stewart plays human Bella vs vampire Bella
*"This is family size. I don't have a family. Just me."*
This man can't be more iconic
Irina E didn’t he say he had a sister who he stole the books from?
@@nou9636 I think the point was that he doesn't live with his family. So he buys family size just for himself.
Dude's metabolism must be faster than Usain Bolt.
She lied to everyone
1.Charlie
2. Everyone
All the people you'd leave behind
1. Charlie
2. Everyone
😂😂😂😂😂😂😂👏🏽👏🏽👏🏽
lilyrose mitchell I’m choking 😂😂😂😂😂
lilyrose mitchell this had me dying when he pointed it out. I’ll never be able to watch this without laughing!
Just everyone.....
And Charlie.
Never leave behind Charlie! No!
I LAUGHED SO HARD
'Get ThaT cg BabY tf OutTa My SighT!!!'
MY EARDRUMS
Charlie is hands down THE BEST character in these movies/books
the best bit about twilight is the fact that Anna kendrick completely forgets she was even in it.
Really?????? Yikes.🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
I did too until I watched it again
@@catelynnbrown8464 Yeah, I saw the interview a few years ago. They asked her something about the Twilight series and she said, "oh yeah! I forgot I was in Twilight."
Vampire thralling
Honestly I didn't know who tf she even is before this article 😐💀🙄
She might be big in America but 🤷🏻♀️her movies aren't exactly international hits
can we all just appreciate how he had to watch all the movies again to edit it.... he's a blessing we don't deserve
And spend 3 days editing it for us. We stan!
Watch out he's a hero
True
A blessing is not someone who has no life and decides to binge watch a movie series again just to record it and make fun of all the actors in it. "What a blessing" you fkn goofy
@@squirekiller3438 lmaoooo fr
You know, I am still waiting for that Game of Thrones commentary….. 4 years later.
we were ROBBED
Fucking thank you! I lived in a small town and when I tell you, there was a new kid? We instantly invite them in. My class was the smallest in the school but we all knew each others business. We may not have been friends but we were classmates and that meant that everybody's got a buddy. Everywhere. Nobody was ever alone. And it was great
The only time Kristen showed emotions:
“I’m a virgin!”
Gaia Boons ikr?! She said it with so much charisma
same
Gaia Boons when does she say it?
Derek Thomas Lirio what the hell is wrong with you
@@vale.e_e3348 It's no big secret. I've personally never cared. But I've heard alot of guys talking about popping cherries, taking girl's virginity cause they're tighter.
The worst thing about the CGI baby is that they did have a real baby on set, and it was a super cute kid. They thought facial continuity was more important than a baby that looked even close to real. Odd choice.
Did they first have some creepy animatronic thing? And that just WAY didn't work, so only then did they get the super cute kid and decide to use CGI?
they had an animatronic doll or whatever but the cast was so creeped out by it they refused to stay in the same room as the doll
literally nobody notices when babies don’t look like their parents in movies... why would they do that??
Apparently the real baby didn't look "ethereal" enough so they settled on the cgi one instead
@@aaaaaa1955 and that thing was supposed to look ethereal?? I don't know what they were thinking
Dylan: guys don’t think about *seggs* every three seconds…!
Also Dylan: analyses their *seggs* life whilst pausing and making suggestive faces/comments ALL THE TIME 😂😂
I love how he tells Bella stay away from him but LITERALLY every time he’s going after her
Growing up is realizing Edward was a bad choice, maturity is realizing Jacob was also a bad choice and wisdom is realizing the healthiest choice was Bella's platonic female friends and her relationship with her dad.
Jacob was fine until the third or fourth movie
@@mariambarry9269 @Mariam Barry I think the Writters made him into that cause... well... in my opinion, when we first saw him, he wasn't such a inscel or a "Nice Guy" until the turning twist, making it think "Oh hey, then Edward's the best choice" which is not right.
I think what it really boils down to is knowing that everyone is flawed, so Bella should have been dating Edward, plus banging Jacob on the side.
@@JamesChessman I can agree
@@JamesChessman Or...Bella gives both Edward and Jacob the boot, called them both out for the toxic a**holes they are (for different reasons) and ran off with Dakota Fanning's character. Does it make sense? No. Do I care? Hell no!
"If he wasn't a vampire he would just be an abuser!"
*50 shades of Grey music intensifies*
*Christian Grey had entered the chat*
Did you know 50 shades of Grey originally was a fanfiction of twilight? Makes sense if you think about it...
@@jazz_intown4723 that's why I posted that lol
lol i get it
Oh come on people if u really read the books you would see that Edward is not an abuser....... He's a protector
Imagine walking up to a family - one which you have never met - having a picnic, and you're just like "Mmm, you brought a snack", and attempted to just eat their food.
Menace behavior 😂😂
I’m watching this at work and I’m embarrassed by the amount of times I’ve busted up laughing throughout this video. She’s “super dead” killed me! 😅 no pun intended. This is the best review of the movies I’ve ever seen!
Let's not forget that now in the book in his POV, Edward OILED THE WINDOW TO HER ROOM because it was too noisy when he opened it so that he could continue watching her sleep. SUPER STALKER.
OMG WHAT I HAVEN'T READ MIDNIGHT SUN YET I DIDN'T KNOW THAT 💀😭
Dude has a concerning resemblance with joe from you
Oh man.... 👀😬 Yikes. I knew he was creeping on her but wow next level
@@Eve.003y for real
OMG ew I know. I just read that one a few months ago and it made me question EVERYTHING
Dude Anna Kendrick *herself* forgot she was in this movie
Are you serious?!?! LMAO
ellie wait seriously???
she wasnt even an important character so..no shit she forgot lmao
Lmao yeah she tweeted about it 😂😂😭😂
Well, when you're in a movie so terrible, I feel like she'd WANT to forget.
37:11 100% the funniest thing in the video, I was dying. Not only is Dylan’s 1400 question hilarious, dude literally said I fought for slavery and all Dylan thinks about is that he’s old
I was DYING 😂😂😂 🤣🤣🤣
Best thing about the twilight saga- The Soundtrack
And don’t forget Charlie
@malena5026 oh yes, the supreme father figure
The fact that Bella is less pale as a vampire than as a human doesn’t seem right to me
the actor's skintone changes alot for some reason
@@etherealluvers8111 not just bellas..in eclipse the whole Rosalie make up is just bad..not to mention that in the scene where they hunt Victoria, there is a screenshot and you can see it's not even Nikki, like wtf..
@@BookwormsHaven i feel like everyone looks bad in eclipse
@@shawol5253 that's not a feeling that's reality..i mean..Emmett? He looks..well..dead..i mean..like solomon grundy style dead..and Rosalie also..they have like a giant amount of make up and powder on..considering how well normal they looked in the first two, and in the last two..that was like a huge fail..
@@shawol5253 there’s different directors calling the shots in different movies and unfortunately that lead to character appearance and personality changes that are sometimes good and often bad 😬
Bella to Edward: I dream about being with you forever.
Dylan: Until I do Snow White and the Huntsman and meet the director.
The shade 💀💀
🤣🤣🤣, and when she finally realizes that she’s really into girls.
@@clairebersabal1964 she's bisexual
@@clairebersabal1964 shes into both men and women... girls arent obligated to be lesbain dumbass
I've watched this video so many times, how did I not notice Dylan saying "you're such an idiot" at 6:00 like he fully believes that he is Bella
Dylan's reaction to Edward being a walking red flag is my reason to continue
*these aren't sour patch kids, these are sourpatch teenagers*
why tf did i laugh so hard
I looost iitt 😂😂
Ikrrr 🤣
Perfect description of the Cullens hahaha
same XD
Same
Damon Salvatore once said: "I live in the real world where vampires burn in the sun."
Haha yeah
😂😂
except none of them does because they all have rings to protect themselves. Well, at least they don't glitter.
He says on the hottest summer day recorded in Mystic Falls
the most hilarious thing about it is the actor who played Damon Salvatore married the actress who plays Rosalie lmao
“So it’s (1) Edward, (2) death, (3) Jacob.”
The fact that he low-key enjoyed the books makes this video a thousand times more enjoyable.
"are we even sure she's italian?"
"her name is bELLa"
Emmet logic.
My names Bella and last I checked I wasn’t Italian😂
I'm italian and there is litterally no italian named Bella ahahaha it's not a name we use
@@madapigi1 vero😂😂
bella is french...
@@aarafsharita2565 Belle is French, Bella is Italian
Bella: *dead on the table*
Dylan: “gurl you don’t look so good XD”
Why did I read that in Jenna Marbles' voice?
The „charlie, everybody.“ line kills me everytime bro
My friends and I all watched twilight over our quarantine period when we got covid and I can’t begin to tell you the defeat I felt with the fake ending they pulled. I was like SERIOUSLY THEY DID THAT AND I FELL FOR IT
When it first came out I watched it in theaters with my then boyfriend and cousin and she literally was crying 😂
“if a killer says he’s a killer probably believe him” lmao yes
Even if he wasn't a killer and he said that *STAY AWAY*
Hahahahaha
Bro the book is even worse. Characters are 1 dimensional
llBlank Pagel
“Who’s he?”
“That’s Batman”
He literally is Batman now 😂😂😂
YES 😂😂 when he made the joker comment 😂😂😂
Came to the comments expecting to read this
And he repeats the "c'mon" and says "That's his batman's voice" 🤣🤣
That’s why he said it Batman
XD
I didn't like Edward or Jacob, one stalked her and wanted to kill her through their whole relationship and one forced her to kiss him and threatened to kill himself for another kiss kinda sad that we all obsessed and encouraged to be obsessed over these toxic dudes at such a young age, and knowing all this I still watch the movies so idk
Ok but in mew moon after Edward left Bella spent that whole time trying to do things to kill herself to prove a point and get Edward back like he says don’t do anything dangerous and proceeds to get on a bike with older men knowing there intentions jumps off a cliff just trying to prove a point so that Edward will come back she’s just lucky that Jacob was there to stop her from all the crazy things she did to get Edward back
"Oh God, does this deer get fucked up. Goddammit Bambie." I died🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
“I can see how every twelve year old is just loving this.”
Me, an 18 year old: *starts sweating*
Claire Blinn is that actually you next to THE Sebastian Stan
I'm so jealous about your profile picture...
Claire Blinn bruh I fucking 12 lol his is so accurate
Brooooo I'm 18 too and had the same reaction omg I don't think I could have related to someone so much 😂
Meeeeeeeeee
I love whenever Dylan goes, “eheheh Shutthefuckup”
Lily Bear same.
Hi Bear
I literally read this as he did it😂😂😂
I literally read this and RIGHT AFTER he said that. Omfg.
"NOOOOOO, I REMEMBER WHAT HAPPENS!!!"
The (completely understandable) trauma flashbacks in this poor man's voice.
NOOO, cause in the books, she DOES have a good time with Jacob!! He makes her happy again before she reconnects with Edward (when he thinks she killed herself). And shes about to kiss Jake and she’s debating on settling and spending the rest of her life with him and THEN she gets back with Edward. So even in the books, yeah she always wants to be with Edward, but she still thinks that she might be with Jake because she knows that Edward isn’t coming back and Jacob makes her happy.