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@@SkyLene Not exactly. If I majored in biological sciences and I work in medical writing, does that make me a scientist? He studied computer science and worked in iOS development, so he's (formerly) a software engineer/programmer. Hence: "I'm not a fucking scientist."
not y'all in the comments now praising cody's hair as if you weren't begging him to shave it for months 🤨 if you didn’t love it at its lord farquad, you don’t get to love it at its keanu reaves.
True man I personally don’t fw the long hair but as long as he feels comfortable but I hate those bastards acting like they didn’t completely destroy him
cody when u said deep fakes are creepy cuz they're "not good enough but better than bad" it's called the uncanny valley effect - when an object/image looks very similar to a human but is not quite right, your unconscious mind alerts u that sumns sus.
“Ouuu a graphic design poster, I really appreciate *graphic design* posters, *graphic design* is something I’m not very good at so when I see *gRaPhIc DeSiGn* I really appreciate it” Literally killed me
the custom rugs are made through a process called punch needle! this method has been around for awhile but has really regained popularity this year. it’s a fun crafting activity, i would love to see you make a vid of you trying it out!’
You did have a hobby. You did make it a business. What you create rarely has any physical weight, so it can feel effervescent, but you do make fine quality rugs for youtube.
Cody, thank you for making videos ! You cheer me up and make me laugh and I know I am not the only one who feels that way. It's nice to have something good and fun to look forward to during these tough times, thanks for helping to make things a bit better. I hope you're doing okay and I hope you are enjoying making the videos as much as we enjoy watching them, love you Cody!
i love how awkward cody gets when people make art for him
he's like: uh yeah cool uh yeah thats cool yeah
He’s too old to act normal.
@@zigz2091 good
@@mariya_tortilla his dementia kicks in.
@@zigz2091 these aren't funny anymore
@@zigz2091 they’re really not lmao
Cody’s hair has left the awkward lord farquad phase and entered its natural, luscious, voluminous stage
I completely and whole heartedly agree
im a girl and im actually jealous of how voluminous it is. mine lays flat on my head. he needs to give us a hair routine
ven kall facts
@@Stella-cf4cl seriously same
@@Stella-cf4cl he says it in the video "salt from the ocean", i have shit hair but when I go on holiday to the beach it looks waaaay better
Cody: I’m not a fucking scientist
Also Cody: *studied computer science*
*literally went to Duke*
@@SkyLene *Duke but yeah big brain
That doesn't make you a scientist lmao but my old manz do have a big brain
@@soupsinha it makes you a computer scientist
@@SkyLene Not exactly. If I majored in biological sciences and I work in medical writing, does that make me a scientist? He studied computer science and worked in iOS development, so he's (formerly) a software engineer/programmer. Hence: "I'm not a fucking scientist."
"Not good enough, but better than bad." Literally my whole academic life explained.
My whole life in one sentence.
Noice
I feel seen and understood
My whole life on general
Same
disappointed that this wasn't cody's personal short king rank list
THIS ONE
I was thinking the same thing!!!!
czcams.com/video/YGWSZvCShWY/video.html My first upload on youtube! Hope you ENJOY:)
that’s literally why i clicked on this video
Me too!! I thought he was going to have a tier list of short kings that he loves lmao
The hair is starting to leave "ew" category and the length is approaching "alright alright alright" category
😂
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Cody using Photoshop to just crop a picture is pure flex
definitely worth the $20 a month
@@sophieariel8676 you guys pay for Photoshop !?
You don’t?!?!
@@simplykathrynrebeca I know it's wrong but no one is getting hurt .
@@adil.670 lmao i was expressing my jealousy I can’t even afford it with my broke ass 😂😂😭
didn’t think 1d fans and Cody ko fans would ever overlap but here we are
I’m a fan of both
Hello I am here
@@karahaggard6257 Kurtis fans have always been 1D fans... at least his OG ones. All of his old vines were basically about one direction
ahhh
cool to find the other chodesters who are also directioners lmao
Cody please put ur hair in two high ponytails. I think it would look good on u 😍😍😍
milk braids 😍😍
handle bars for kelsey
omg HAHAHWH
Yes
do it Cody
cody: "im a fat man"
cody when someone calls him fat: "EXCUSE ME"
He’s not fat, he’s just 80.
It’s only ok when you say it about yourself 😡😡
@@RedPilledAsFuck yes everyone knows that thats the rule thats just how it is and there is nothing you can do about it
I feel like the only reason he thinks he's fat is cause he used to have a 6 pack
czcams.com/video/YGWSZvCShWY/video.html My first upload on youtube! Hope you ENJOY:)
The best part of this video is Cody trying to aggressively waterboard himself with sparkling water for no reason. What a beast.
lol ikr CTFU
and its called liquid death...
i’d argue it’s a tie between that and him attempting to reenact an auto tune super power 😭
As a short king, being one upped by a BABY is just humiliating.
Especially since that baby is going to grow up to be a giant.
Cody looks like he was a programmer and then decided to spend his life reviewing his reddit
@@vi-plus damn that sounds so legit
Yea did he own a business tho
Damn where'd you get that idea? Sounds ridiculous.
that sounds too unrealistic. no real person would do that would they?
which is basically...what he is lol
it’s very sad that cody realizes how unfunny his fans are
frrr
They used to be funny ngl. I dont know now, all the jokes are about his age and hair kinda old.
it’s tragic
well it had to happen eventually
Redditors are pretty unfunny so I wonder how they are on other platforms tbh
Big baby is literally the opposite of a short king.. he’s massive for his age...
5’9 Cody: “i wasn’t on the short king list wtf”
5’5 me: “ha yeah”
I don’t think he is actually 5’9
@@graham9345 he is
@@graham9345 He is 5'7 at most.
@@keeks4914 5'7? um well that's a little generous. i'd say he's about 4'11 AT MOST.
5'1 me :')
Judging by this title, if Cody and Noel aren’t in the top 3 I’m suing.
Edit: i’ll see y’all in court.
I skipped to the end and I have on thing to say. The court date is on January 21st.
FRR
Nice pfp
Cyn1c I feel stupid for actually clicking
I expected Noel in this video... 0:41 in... no Noel... I'm suing
cody’s hair looks fucking luscious man
I will bathe in the grease
i read this as “fucking hideous” and i was like goddamn
@@vi-plus can you shut up luv
Fax
@@grillboss6767 love this energy
We need another
THATS CRINGE: with Cody and Noel
yes PLEASE we need a part 3 to girl defined
The “today we’re going to look at some dudes” fucking had me rolling
not y'all in the comments now praising cody's hair as if you weren't begging him to shave it for months 🤨 if you didn’t love it at its lord farquad, you don’t get to love it at its keanu reaves.
True man I personally don’t fw the long hair but as long as he feels comfortable but I hate those bastards acting like they didn’t completely destroy him
for reallll
Lord farquad 💀✋
Normalise changing your opinion 😤😤😤😤
It’s growing on me😂😂😂😂😂
i think i’m the shortest top short king
you're a short emperor my guy
Ik I'm totally fan girling but i love your vids
Cody Sam collab when
collab rn
Ye
Legendary moment when Kelsea walked through and gave the camera that look iconic. Style? Also an icon
Just commenting to leave myself a reminder: Cody's gonna have a New York Times bestselling novel one year from now.
Sick
only 3 months to go!!
@@wepeelwraps oh my God you're right🤩
the fact he had to open photoshop to CROP a photo is beyond me
I was pissed 😂😂😂 such an extra step
it was a bit.. like a joke lmao
there's a reason he's not a graphic designer lol
Only a Short King can crown a fellow Short King.
And only a tall king can crown a tall king, only because a short one can’t reach his head 💯
yes because if we tried to crown a tall king we wouldn’t be able to reach
@@jamesharrington1328 You know James, you know
@@CalMacYT we are living in spain without the s
Cody: “we eatin good, I’m a fat man”
Fan: *references this lyric in a song*
Cody: is this a fat joke😠
im thinking they said frat boy not fat boy lol
cody when u said deep fakes are creepy cuz they're "not good enough but better than bad"
it's called the uncanny valley effect - when an object/image looks very similar to a human but is not quite right, your unconscious mind alerts u that sumns sus.
Cody drinking sparkling water called "Liquid Death" and acting like it hurts is so on brand for him.
nothing could be more on brand
don’t think it was acting
@@jesustiddies3574 lol
czcams.com/video/YGWSZvCShWY/video.html My first upload on youtube! Hope you ENJOY:)
"why isn't anyone making fun of matthew mcconaughey?" *has an in-depth series about how absurd matthew mcconaughey is on the podcast*
EXACTLY
Cody: *Chugs liquid death and is surprised he’s dying*
Alternative title: Cody developing body dysmorphia for 10 minutes straight.
Cody didn’t notice how the Pokémon card was fire type. Cause they’re fire
Fire bro.
“last minute gift buyer” yeah a whole ass day later
U hear them not just a day a whole ASS day
Us Puertoricans got second Christmas on January 6th let's go😳😳😳
“Ouuu a graphic design poster, I really appreciate *graphic design* posters, *graphic design* is something I’m not very good at so when I see *gRaPhIc DeSiGn* I really appreciate it”
Literally killed me
Cody: doesn’t want us to make old jokes
Also Cody: *complains about drinking sparkling water quickly*
damn 😂😂😂😂 underrated comment
Cody is so close to having hair like harry styles in 2015. Maybe people can start making imagines about cody now.
PLSSSS
Lmaoooo
Kelsey said in her vlog, “Wayne’s world is hot,” so you have nothing to worry about king!
Title: Top 10 Short Kings
Cody: *only looks at 3 of them*
Why did I get chills and almost cry when you did the auto tune thing...
Mans loaded Adobe Photoshop just to crop an image
hahahahahahahaha i thought that
If Danny Devito isn’t on this list I’m gonna riot
I need a video of cody trying to do different hair styles with his hair
the custom rugs are made through a process called punch needle! this method has been around for awhile but has really regained popularity this year. it’s a fun crafting activity, i would love to see you make a vid of you trying it out!’
Your hair isn’t greasy, it’s sexy and moist
F.. frictionless
Moist like Cr1tikals
@@Andreas-bw5zx hell yeah
@wizard yeaaah baby that's what I been waiting for that's what its all about whoaa
“Just because I say I’m a fat man doesn’t mean you can say it BRO” aggressively tucks bob behind ears
Not that Cody's hair is his whole identity but he really should try that Keanu Reeves hair style
the way he said “just know that we’re beefing” and “down CATACLYSMIC” im ctfu jesus christ
number 1 short king : cody
a given, of course
It's not a Cody & Ko video without talking about Cody's hair
czcams.com/video/YGWSZvCShWY/video.html My first upload on youtube! Hope you ENJOY:)
I really love how Cody had to use Photoshop to crop an image.
dude PmBata ended up writing a song w dream. this is insane
You did have a hobby. You did make it a business. What you create rarely has any physical weight, so it can feel effervescent, but you do make fine quality rugs for youtube.
k
This was so frictionless
Ah
I don’t think you know what effervescent means....
@@dirtonmyknees bubbly. People occasionally use it in casual parlance to mean "weightless" or unimportant, passing quickly.
I know I’m not the only one who is still really wanting another that’s cringe
In the last podcast he said that he found a video which could work for the return of that's cringe, we'll see
Fr it’s been a hot minute
I think it all depends on if it’s safe for him to see and film with noel. As soon as it is though I hope they do another one!
@@margaretkn12 oh you mean like them baking together?
@@peorysounds they have said so many times that they want to do other shit. They arent only the that's cringe guys
Okay but did he say “fat” or “frat”? Since Cody was in a frat, ya know? Lol
Def think it was frat boy lol
Cody, thank you for making videos ! You cheer me up and make me laugh and I know I am not the only one who feels that way. It's nice to have something good and fun to look forward to during these tough times, thanks for helping to make things a bit better. I hope you're doing okay and I hope you are enjoying making the videos as much as we enjoy watching them, love you Cody!
who’s gonna tell him that ny mag’s “the cut” and the youtube channel “cut” are different
is number 1 going to be me? is that why you’re pointing at me in the thumbnail? am i short king #1?
if angel hell is your real name thats sick
man my humour is so broken i died at "today were gonna look at some dudes"
kelci's face when she saw Addison's phone JHSHJCSDHCHJAS
The reason deepfakes creep you out is called the “uncanny valley”. It’s the line where it’s not quite cartoon not quite human. Like polar express
Like the tree topper
So you’re telling me this isn’t World War Z Brad Pitt
1.Louis Tomlinson
Louis:Oh give me a break ı'm big
cody's describing uncanny valley
Cody: sparkling water
The can: *liquid death*
There weren’t a bunch of old jokes because they got bullied out of the comment section lol. As they should’ve been.
I actually like the hair like this, looks good.
That head glitched "IS IT?" about the best selling book literally floored me.
"I wish I had a niche hobby I could make into a business", says the man on his personal CZcams channel.
I really wish people would leave this dudes hair alone or him in general. He's been a saving grace during quarantine.
It’s called joking, I’m sure he doesn’t mind lmao
@@uhicanexplain3858 jokes get old
@@uhicanexplain3858 he has said he genuinely doesn't like the old jokes so i'm sure the hair jokes are getting annoying
3:18 The feeling you are describing is called "uncanny valley".
Cody: I wish I had a niche that would make me money when I was younger
Also Cody: frictionless app
Cody: always telling people he’s not that short
Also Cody: upset he didn’t make it onto the top ten short kings list
cody: i wish i had a niche hobby that i could’ve made a business
also cody: made like a lot of apps and sold them for millions
Love the energy
"wish i had afun hobby i could make into a business" literally a professional youtuber lmao
Completely off topic, but your hair's fucking awesome.
*your
Honestly, idk why people keep making fun of it I think it looks really good
Cody: I wish I had a niche and could make money off it
Bruh
“Why do I have a uvula hanging from my nose”, I spit out my chocolate milk 🤣🤣🤣🤣
This is high tier content. I was cracking up straight for at least half of the vid. Keep it up Wayne
petition to see cody with his hair wrapped up in a towel FOR THE CULTURE
The creepy thing when a deep fake isn’t good enough is called the Uncanny Valley
With long hair cody looks 1000x more Canadian. I feel like I could turn a corner in my hometown and run into him
9:32 idk why but the cyberpunk music kills me every time
Kelseys outfit in that video was 🔥🔥🔥
no one:
cody: g r a p h i c d e s i g n
12:46 Cody hun thats pen
What you were saying about deepfakes not looking good enough is called the “uncanny valley” I think.
GUYS U ALREADY KNOW WHAT ISSSS
jesus my ears CODY..
Sometimes I think Kody is the kinda person he would roast
kelsey walking between addison and looking so confused has me crying
“i love it but i want it to die”
funny. that’s exactly what i say to a mirror
ain’t that a coinkydink
*sees cody open photoshop*
*prepares for super cool photo editing montage*
*literally just crops a photo*
Why isn’t Danny Devito in this video.
THE short Kong
i’m right here
Mr Earles from your pfp is also a short king that's often overlooked
What's a god to a king
I love your outro music. 🤘 I appreciate slowly watching you get metal 🤣
I like these rants about hair in the beginning thank u for the vlog
louis tomlinson better be on this list
i agree 100000%
I WAS JUST THINKING THE SAME THING 😂
I love how I see directioners in every comment section
ajjajs the FIRST thing I thought of tbh
@@abbyjo308 we are everywhere lol
His hair looks way better with his hair parted to the side
9:42 "I'm still fcked up from this" the drink is called liquid death
Cody has an insane ability to take hard judgment and hate in stride is impeccably incredible