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ASMR Alien Abduction and Full Exam 2 (Close Whispers) | Wait, If Not Cow, Then What? 🐄👽

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  • čas přidán 28. 08. 2021
  • Here we go again! Beeblebrox was reported to Brood Mother but luckily, she's extremely interesting in you and what you are! Our alien friend will examine you closer to find out what it is you are...
    For part one click here!: • ASMR Alien Abduction a...
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  • @AmyKayASMR
    @AmyKayASMR  Před 3 lety +8248

    1 like on this video = 1 "moo"
    Edit: why is the POV holding a towel? It's a Hitchhikers Guide to the Galaxy reference lol! It's one of my all time favorite book series :)

  • @gordonalcorn8589
    @gordonalcorn8589 Před 2 lety +6777

    “I understand you are not cow…but moo” was the cutest thing ever

  • @victorstone1801
    @victorstone1801 Před 3 lety +8267

    “You better watch yourself, Beeblebrox”…she wants that man gone😂

    • @mywifesboyfriend5741
      @mywifesboyfriend5741 Před 3 lety +403

      Brood Mother will be most upset!

    • @michaelmoolick9419
      @michaelmoolick9419 Před 3 lety +219

      To be fair, that is a common feeling about the guy.

    • @childofgod1521
      @childofgod1521 Před 3 lety +197

      BrOoD mOtHeR iS vErY mAd 😡💢🤬

    • @Ariana-tf4dm
      @Ariana-tf4dm Před 3 lety +104

      @@michaelmoolick9419 he’s my favorite character lol. “i am so cool you could keep a side of meat in me for a week, i am SO hip that i have trouble seeing over my pelvis!”

    • @ilyAcid
      @ilyAcid Před 3 lety +37

      Hitchickers guide to the galaxy is such a good book

  • @LogginNDoggin
    @LogginNDoggin Před 2 lety +363

    Beeblebrox is on thin f*cking ice

    • @SwitchyOnYT
      @SwitchyOnYT Před 2 měsíci +9

      Bro seems like the dumb sibling so I assume they've abducted more than one non-cow, Broodmother is probs about to tape Breeblebrox to the ceiling-😭

    • @The_Crying_Child_Fnaf_4
      @The_Crying_Child_Fnaf_4 Před 27 dny +3

      Yup

  • @kayhandzus8406
    @kayhandzus8406 Před 2 lety +1030

    "There is a bag of wind inside of you" sounded like either an ominous warning or some sort of prophecy fulfillment

  • @JBOBloedsinn
    @JBOBloedsinn Před 3 lety +2584

    Alien: "Not cow."
    Me: "Yes, for I am in fact a horse. Just look at my long face."

    • @eatthisvr6
      @eatthisvr6 Před 3 lety +28

      I wondered where you were going with that lol

    • @grug2759
      @grug2759 Před 3 lety +38

      Maybe my girlfriend would love me if I had certain long qualities of a horse.

    • @builtdifferently485
      @builtdifferently485 Před 3 lety +14

      @@grug2759 believe in the possibilities of modern surgeries lol

    • @Me-Myself-nI
      @Me-Myself-nI Před 3 lety +40

      Jean from aot joined the chat xD

    • @grug2759
      @grug2759 Před 3 lety +14

      @@builtdifferently485 don’t worry I was joking I don’t even have a girlfriend

  • @alexball2446
    @alexball2446 Před 3 lety +10039

    “I spoke with Broodmother and you are in trouble” gives me the vibe of “I told Mom”

    • @togahimiko8156
      @togahimiko8156 Před 2 lety +533

      Having 3 younger siblings "I told mom " is on the scariest thing I've heard in my life 😂

    • @madamemaramay
      @madamemaramay Před 2 lety +370

      @@togahimiko8156 or just in general hearing “MOOOOOM!” as the younger child goes off to snitch

    • @Jay-okc
      @Jay-okc Před 2 lety +129

      @@madamemaramay YESS every possible scenario runs through your head 😂😂😂

    • @charlottebarham7722
      @charlottebarham7722 Před 2 lety +233

      *MOOOOOM!!* BEEBLEBROX ABDUCTED A HUMAN!!
      _AGAIN?!_
      *AGAIN!*

    • @dolansound9297
      @dolansound9297 Před 2 lety +35

      Yep

  • @AL-cc3mj
    @AL-cc3mj Před 9 měsíci +135

    the beef with beebelbrox is so funny for no reason.
    “I spoke with brood-mother,
    you are in trouble 😒”

  • @daelnelbel
    @daelnelbel Před 2 lety +330

    You bet I'm attached to that piece of fabric, it's an incredibly useful tool, and all hitchhikers should always have their piece of fabric close at hand!

    • @christianschoff2490
      @christianschoff2490 Před 5 měsíci +4

      I was wondering if she was doing a Hitchhiker's reference!

    • @daelnelbel
      @daelnelbel Před 5 měsíci +2

      @@christianschoff2490 Towels are indeed amazing!

  • @Breekon_Hope
    @Breekon_Hope Před 3 lety +11669

    Being called a "not-cow" is somehow very soothing.

    • @nttblooky1622
      @nttblooky1622 Před 3 lety +125

      I felt that

    • @papafiendish6263
      @papafiendish6263 Před 3 lety +213

      So is “bag of flesh” 🥵

    • @AsherLogan129
      @AsherLogan129 Před 3 lety +132

      Or “infant cow”

    • @WolvenSpectre
      @WolvenSpectre Před 3 lety +40

      Especially if you know where gelatin comes from 😮

    • @ZypherOfShadows
      @ZypherOfShadows Před 3 lety +61

      It really is. Bag of Flesh is honestly kind of soothing the way Alien Amy says it too... it just hits different.

  • @user-hl6no1wv8u
    @user-hl6no1wv8u Před 3 lety +3819

    "you're not a cow"
    It's the sweetest compliment i've received in my life,it lits my soul.

  • @ChaosM_Cube
    @ChaosM_Cube Před 2 lety +465

    *TIMESTAMPS*
    only bc i didnt see anyone else do them 😁
    Im soooo sorry I did this so late but if you're seeing this then you can't get enough of this video either (also i mainly did this for my self as well)
    0:00 - Beeblebrox is in trouble
    0:42 - Pre-Inspection
    1:56 - Inspection Starts (i think?)
    2:17 - Dinner time!!
    5:03 - Heart/ lung Inspection
    7:03 - Let us get a little clo *SER*
    10:07 - Replacement Slime on Skin
    13:43 - Pores are stimulated
    15:40 - Looking with light up nasal cavity
    16:37 - Replacement Slime up nasal cavity
    19:30 - Checking Eyes (ooo light triggers)
    22:16 - Replacement Slime on Eyes
    24:24 - Smell Test
    26:35 - Checking Ears (personal favorite)
    28:41 - Getting another closer look (another personal favorite)
    30:40 - Searching though Hair
    34:20 - Results
    35:45 - Ending
    If anything is incorrect please correct me and i will double check 😁

    • @BellaMyJingles
      @BellaMyJingles Před rokem +14

      Ty

    • @nany_quinha
      @nany_quinha Před rokem +17

      I abs love how you decided to name each of those 🤣🤣🤣 but specially love the first one and "pores are stimulated" im dying

    • @whiskey_pink_42
      @whiskey_pink_42 Před 11 měsíci +12

      Thank you!!!! I always appreciate when someone takes the time to do this.

    • @cloudykumorii
      @cloudykumorii Před 29 dny

      glad to know that you also find the ear inspection a favorite! I do too and I really want her to do more😌

  • @rubikfan1
    @rubikfan1 Před 2 lety +77

    24:51 as a chemist. I mast say. Never ever smell a bottle like that if you dont know what it is. If you want to smell chemicals. Wave you hand above the opening then smell from 10cm or so distant. This make it less heavy on the noise. Because some smells can be harsh. Try ammonia. Or worse butyric acid. You will fall backwards if you smell with a full noise.
    Be safe

    • @futuristicgirl14
      @futuristicgirl14 Před 2 lety +6

      How should one consume the “drink me” bottle in Alice in Wonderland?

    • @rubikfan1
      @rubikfan1 Před 2 lety +11

      @@futuristicgirl14chemist dont have protocol for drinking. As drinking chemicals whould serverly shorten your livespan.

    • @siradmin6791
      @siradmin6791 Před rokem +3

      @@rubikfan1 but
      .
      .
      Chemical tasty :DD

    • @xirion3567
      @xirion3567 Před rokem

      ​@@siradmin6791 This has to be the most valid reason to drink a suspicious "Drink Me" potion ever...

    • @siradmin6791
      @siradmin6791 Před rokem +6

      @@xirion3567 if potion bad
      Why it look colorful? :(

  • @locstyle
    @locstyle Před 3 lety +1267

    Not gonna lie Beeblebrox mistaking me for a cow hurt my feelings. I'm glad he's in trouble with Brood Mother!

  • @ic0ff332
    @ic0ff332 Před 3 lety +1357

    19:50
    “Follow light not cow”
    A few seconds later:
    “Look over here bag of flesh” 😂

    • @xxflayioxx2031
      @xxflayioxx2031 Před 3 lety +17

      Ikr😂 but we are made of *Flesh*

    • @ic0ff332
      @ic0ff332 Před 3 lety +12

      @@xxflayioxx2031 ikr but- are we a BAG of flesh HmmMmMmMmMmMmM
      ThAtS gOt Me ThInKiNg

    • @VoidWalkerOblivion
      @VoidWalkerOblivion Před 3 lety +7

      She likes to be precise. I appreciate that about her.

    • @RennieAsh
      @RennieAsh Před 3 lety +9

      n Do you ever feel
      Like a Fleshtic bag

    • @korihasdied
      @korihasdied Před 3 lety +8

      @@RennieAsh stuck in a alien ship

  • @veestoca1974
    @veestoca1974 Před 2 lety +115

    “Gargling sounds, *SWHEHENDJDJDS* like that”
    That was so funny to me :’)

  • @gwynheimer
    @gwynheimer Před 2 lety +55

    omg when she took the towel away and then suddenly gave it back and told me not to panic i just burst into tears like omg for some reason that was so soothing

    • @Unicats1987
      @Unicats1987 Před rokem +6

      You shall not touch my belongings especially not my 3ft stuffed animal I use that for snuggling

  • @patrickh3895
    @patrickh3895 Před 3 lety +3873

    Alien: “Shush, everything is ok”
    Me: “Oh is it ok?! Is everything ok?! Because I’m still up here in this ship, millions of miles from home! Being forced to eat alien Jell-O! And suffering with bruised self esteem cause y’all thought I was a cow!

  • @eridaASMR
    @eridaASMR Před 3 lety +1334

    “bag of flesh is very attached to piece of fabric” NO ASMR WILL EVER TOP THE JOY THIS LINE BROUGHT ME

    • @CeCe-ps7wy
      @CeCe-ps7wy Před 2 lety +29

      Not going to question WHY we have the towel were did they take us from!?

    • @eridaASMR
      @eridaASMR Před 2 lety +57

      @@CeCe-ps7wy did- did they take us out of the shower????!!!!

    • @DarkShadows713
      @DarkShadows713 Před 2 lety +58

      CeCe One should always know where one's towel is - it's probably the most useful thing an interstellar traveler can carry. ;)

    • @lixyororke
      @lixyororke Před 2 lety +14

      @@redpanda2858 it’s like 5 minutes in, you must’ve passed out so fast to miss that lmaooo

    • @berigg5940
      @berigg5940 Před 2 lety +3

      Ikr

  • @carolineASMR
    @carolineASMR Před 2 lety +75

    This is my new favorite series 🐮 I love your sense of humor :D

    • @AmyKayASMR
      @AmyKayASMR  Před 2 lety +18

      Ahhh thank youuuu for watching 😊💜 you are so sweet!!!

  • @americanman3091
    @americanman3091 Před 2 lety +36

    I honestly would love to see a new continuation of this. Like years after the the video of the final examination where they meet again and she's learned a lot more about humans

  • @superpeytendo64
    @superpeytendo64 Před 3 lety +2732

    "We meet again, not-cow"
    Me, spitting out the grass I was chewing: "SHIT, WHAT GAVE IT AWAY-?!"

  • @soreneldritch
    @soreneldritch Před 3 lety +993

    1:25 "A towel is just about the most massively useful thing an interstellar hitchhiker can carry." One should always know where one's towel is.

    • @senzu_squad
      @senzu_squad Před 2 lety +30

      That’s probably what she was referring to

    • @numbles
      @numbles Před 2 lety +24

      I love the reference :)

    • @hopestar522
      @hopestar522 Před 2 lety +27

      *My childhood intensifies*
      SO LONG AND THANKS FOR ALL THE FISH

    • @AlcoholicDrunkDriver
      @AlcoholicDrunkDriver Před 2 lety +6

      POV: we have the towel because we got abducted from the shower when we JUST JUUUUSSSTTT got out

    • @notyoutube6603
      @notyoutube6603 Před 2 lety +1

      @@AlcoholicDrunkDriver ey, kinda thought that too, but wouldn't aliens strip your belongings anyway

  • @railynnhimes2324
    @railynnhimes2324 Před rokem +10

    "I don't want you in pain", she's so sweet, my favorite alien ever. She tries to take care of us.

  • @marsbard5976
    @marsbard5976 Před 2 lety +78

    0
    2:48 - 4:03
    Jello (I think...)
    4:10 - 4:48
    Writing
    7:30 - 8:55
    Face close up "very interesting,"
    9:02 - 9:18
    Writing
    9:47 - 9:59
    Cap pops and tapping
    10:00 - 10:04
    Pumping
    10:06 - 10:45
    Rubbing hands together
    10:51 - 13:44
    Moisturizing face
    13:54 - 14:20
    Checking face
    14:28 - 15:02
    Writing
    15:41 - 15:59
    Checking our nasal cavities
    16:13 - 16:16
    Liquid shaking
    16:31 - 18:08
    Cap Popping and qutip
    18:48 - 19:22
    Writing
    19:32 - 21:01
    Clicking flashlight/Checking eyes and "what is this?"
    21:11 - 21:45
    Writing
    22:13 - 23:52
    Cap Popping and wetting eye
    24:42 - 25:37
    Testing sense of smell
    25:43 - 26:25
    Writing

  • @heliosfromacrossastar878
    @heliosfromacrossastar878 Před 3 lety +3121

    Yesss a sequel! The “infant cow?” has become an inside joke between my and my partner :)

  • @pokemonmaster185
    @pokemonmaster185 Před 2 lety +2567

    “This is not cow”
    Everyone named kao:😦

  • @GelatoTiramissyou
    @GelatoTiramissyou Před rokem +24

    Normally if I heard someone call me a “bag of flesh” I’d be terrified but in this case it’s actually very nice and funny-

  • @yunogasai00
    @yunogasai00 Před 7 měsíci +3

    That" Very good, not cow" was the nicest thing i ever heard

  • @ozzi9816
    @ozzi9816 Před 2 lety +1791

    I really like this series. Having someone just genuinely curious about you and wanting to study you for the sake of getting to understand you better… it feels nice

  • @deawinter
    @deawinter Před 2 lety +2188

    Today on “useless science knowledge I got from CZcams”: the reason mammals do not breathe through their skin is because the concentration of oxygen in our atmosphere isn’t high enough for diffusion to work for anything larger than a bug. On a planet with a denser, more oxygen-rich atmosphere, an intelligent insect-like people is plausible!

    • @harrowingseer
      @harrowingseer Před 2 lety +52

      oh my god

    • @vaderothormbiten
      @vaderothormbiten Před 2 lety +55

      Just got extreme starship trooper chills from reading that

    • @jules2446
      @jules2446 Před 2 lety +23

      Anyone got Qu vibes from “inelegant insect-like life”?

    • @Marispider
      @Marispider Před 2 lety +71

      yea!! i was hyped hearing her say that we're probably not used to the concentration of oxygen on her ship because they'd need that to sustain their size! (the moist skin helps as well i would think, like an amphibian or something)
      related fun science fact - that's the reason there were huge bugs during the carboniferous and permian periods back in prehistoric days. there was a boom in oxygen production that allowed arthropods to become absolutely massive. when oxygen levels dropped, the larger bugs died out.

    • @robertharris6092
      @robertharris6092 Před 2 lety +3

      Mammals arnt the only ones that dont breath through their skin...

  • @baileygarcia7324
    @baileygarcia7324 Před 2 lety +26

    “Very good my cow very good”
    That part was making me laugh so much.

  • @crafted_table
    @crafted_table Před 2 lety +25

    I ain’t even gonna lie, this is one of my all time favorite asmr videos. For some reason I always fall asleep to it and not any other video.

  • @mdforbes500
    @mdforbes500 Před 3 lety +2576

    Alien: "Not-cow continues to moo like cow"
    Me: "No, that's called speech - I'm talking to you..."
    Alien: "Curious..."

    • @squidle7812
      @squidle7812 Před 2 lety +60

      Plot twist: cows speak to alien visitors and tell them secrets about the government

    • @avagumm5565
      @avagumm5565 Před 2 lety +28

      Plot twist: Alien speaks cow and tells them what happens to their milk

    • @Jamesmartel16
      @Jamesmartel16 Před 2 lety +22

      What if we're talking english but they are trapping us in a abductor cage where we talk cow language

    • @AlcoholicDrunkDriver
      @AlcoholicDrunkDriver Před 2 lety +8

      @@Jamesmartel16 omfg- i think you onto something (you're welcome for you're comment like)

    • @fluffywanheda4949
      @fluffywanheda4949 Před 2 lety

      @@squidle7812 government counter acts with robot pigeons spying earth

  • @martagodoy604
    @martagodoy604 Před 3 lety +894

    I never thought being called a “not-cow” would be so confident boosting 🥰

    • @voidamx4283
      @voidamx4283 Před 3 lety +32

      Yeah and then we were called “bag of flesh” 🤣

    • @stacymcclinton8801
      @stacymcclinton8801 Před 2 lety

      *Me thinking I’m the only one that thought that*🙃

    • @TheGalacticWest
      @TheGalacticWest Před 2 lety

      @@stacymcclinton8801 i though it was back of flesh.

    • @JulieandWill
      @JulieandWill Před 2 lety

      @@TheGalacticWest okay new name
      " *Back* of flesh"

  • @Moquxa
    @Moquxa Před 2 lety +20

    “say moo”
    aw thats so wholesome!
    qwq its so cutee i loved this one!

  • @maximusatlas9377
    @maximusatlas9377 Před 2 lety +95

    Alien: Say ah, say moo
    Me: I'm not a cow but saying moo here seems like the better option because she is a nice alien. I shall comply. 🤣

  • @bimlauyomashitobi421
    @bimlauyomashitobi421 Před 3 lety +2273

    “You want me to call you human? No no no, that wouldn’t make sense; you poor thing, must be confused and delirious.”
    Damn you, already establishing lore and mysteries for the series. Guess I’ll have to keep tuning in now.

    • @maximumforce8275
      @maximumforce8275 Před 3 lety +71

      Makes you wonder. What does she mean by that exactly?

    • @beanamatic1876
      @beanamatic1876 Před 2 lety +110

      Based on the references to the Hitchiker's Guide to the Galaxy (Beeblebrox, the towel, "Don't Panic"), I'm guessing the Earth might have been destroyed as it was in the first book

    • @user-gn1td5ts9m
      @user-gn1td5ts9m Před 2 lety +2

      @@beanamatic1876 What-

    • @ahdiwjnaydjjs
      @ahdiwjnaydjjs Před 2 lety +62

      @@user-gn1td5ts9m throughout the video she makes a lot of references to Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy, a book that starts with the Earth going bye bye. So, it may have been just another reference, like, you can't be human if the Earth is gone along with all of humanity. Only dolphins would remain from Earth. And cows apparently.

    • @user-gn1td5ts9m
      @user-gn1td5ts9m Před 2 lety +9

      @@ahdiwjnaydjjs Ohhhh, alright now that makes sense

  • @unholysheepgod1293
    @unholysheepgod1293 Před 3 lety +841

    Me and my twin use "who abducted this" "who's cow is this" when someone we don't know comes and knocks on the front door now lol

    • @lillylouu
      @lillylouu Před 3 lety +49

      The said person who comes knocking and being called "cow" 👁️👄👁️

    • @janblau4839
      @janblau4839 Před 3 lety +3

      LMAO

    • @unholysheepgod1293
      @unholysheepgod1293 Před 3 lety +7

      @@keshakep295 Yep xD

    • @unholysheepgod1293
      @unholysheepgod1293 Před 3 lety +6

      @@lillylouu we do it from like the other room after they leave so they don't hear it lol

  • @americanman3091
    @americanman3091 Před 3 měsíci +2

    2 years later and this is still by far one of my favorite videos that you've done.

    • @meganwatt7590
      @meganwatt7590 Před 2 měsíci

      When she’s checking our faces, how would she react to face piercings

  • @Whatyou._.lookingat
    @Whatyou._.lookingat Před rokem +12

    I like how the Alien is worried about not harming my ears but stuck a q-tip in my eyes.

  • @bagodrago
    @bagodrago Před 3 lety +452

    “Hello not-cow”
    Me: Moo?
    “Shhh everything is alright”

  • @kristiepetillo4620
    @kristiepetillo4620 Před 3 lety +943

    AAAAAA "PIECE OF FABRIC" IS OUR TOWEL AND BEEBLEBROX STOLE US WET AND NAKED FROM THE SHOWER 😂😂😂

    • @AmyKayASMR
      @AmyKayASMR  Před 3 lety +463

      Hahah no no no it's a reference to hitchhikers guide to the galaxy 😆 I'd never leave you exposed that that 🤣

    • @oliviah663
      @oliviah663 Před 3 lety +78

      OH NO 🤣🤣 That would be hilarious, tho

    • @sweatyskeleton7390
      @sweatyskeleton7390 Před 3 lety +71

      @@AmyKayASMR
      THAT'S why he's named Beeblebrox!

    • @tylerstotlar988
      @tylerstotlar988 Před 3 lety +40

      Thank God I’m not the only one thinking that🤣

    • @professorpantherhardraad3921
      @professorpantherhardraad3921 Před 3 lety +24

      @@AmyKayASMR Does that mean we can expect you to give us a toothbrush? Or some biscuits?

  • @Neptune.Nebu.Visit..to..space1

    "Shhhh.. everything is okay-✰✯✧Bag of flesh✧✯✰" so iconic-

  • @chae.legant_
    @chae.legant_ Před 11 měsíci +8

    I love how her tone changes when she is speaking to "Not cow" (us), Broodmother, and Beeblebrox 😭😭

  • @funnygermandoctor
    @funnygermandoctor Před 3 lety +402

    Alien: So... you are not cow?
    "Moo."
    Alien: *visible confusion*

  • @captainfusselbart
    @captainfusselbart Před 3 lety +390

    I love the Douglas Addams reference. A towel and "Do not panic". You are genius

    • @jeremyfrost2636
      @jeremyfrost2636 Před 3 lety +32

      Also the NPC's name being Beeblebrox.

    • @blazeclarke
      @blazeclarke Před 3 lety +13

      I'm surprised so many seem to have missed this. Very cleverly snuck in and a nice touch for sure

    • @darkwyve
      @darkwyve Před 2 lety +8

      @@blazeclarke Not everyone is familiar with Douglas Adams' 5 book 'trilogy'.
      ...sadly, and unfortunately. ;)

    • @enoughothis
      @enoughothis Před 2 lety +4

      @@darkwyve, sad that many don't know the Answer to Life, the Universe and Everything.

    • @yoir6905
      @yoir6905 Před 2 lety +4

      @@enoughothis ahem I do it's 42

  • @Matlopita
    @Matlopita Před 2 lety +19

    I have watched this video like 18-19 nights and I have never made it all the way to the end without falling asleep

  • @kentemplari6181
    @kentemplari6181 Před 2 lety +5

    “Very Good Not Cow, Very Good” GOT ME LAUGHING SO HARD

  • @haylee7851
    @haylee7851 Před 3 lety +515

    "Nod in agreement or moo, I do not mind"
    I will moo, not because you gave me the choice but because it seems more fun

  • @ano8186
    @ano8186 Před 2 lety +793

    "This is not cow! We only abduct cow!"
    -Alien trying their best

  • @EvelynHoskins-cb1qi
    @EvelynHoskins-cb1qi Před 9 měsíci +4

    I love all the Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy References.

  • @fireball0525
    @fireball0525 Před rokem +6

    I’ve watched these so many times and still haven’t gotten tired of these and I don’t think I ever will tbh

  • @mogus6151
    @mogus6151 Před 3 lety +640

    "If not cow, then what?"
    Me:"I'm a pterodactyl"
    *screeches*

  • @americanpidgeot6486
    @americanpidgeot6486 Před 3 lety +687

    If I don’t stop being called “bag of flesh” I’m going to remove my bones.

    • @voidamx4283
      @voidamx4283 Před 3 lety +23

      Personally I prefer the term

    • @B_bang22
      @B_bang22 Před 3 lety +28

      r/rarethreats?

    • @americanpidgeot6486
      @americanpidgeot6486 Před 3 lety +25

      That’s it, no one else is allowed to like this comment. I can only fit so many people in the Boneless Van.

    • @FizStick
      @FizStick Před 3 lety +11

      @@americanpidgeot6486 boneless van-

    • @showandteeelllll8773
      @showandteeelllll8773 Před 3 lety +9

      Wouldn't you still be a bag of flesh, just dead and more malleable if you removed all your bones???

  • @ALCvideoprofile
    @ALCvideoprofile Před 2 lety +20

    Please more of these! I love this and am starting to really like being called "Not cow"

  • @SkyeVera334
    @SkyeVera334 Před 2 lety +19

    I love how she repeats things when moving from ear to ear, I can't hear out of my left ear so it's great she repeats as she moves!

  • @loveshaneforever
    @loveshaneforever Před 3 lety +600

    The way it sounds like she combined “inspect” and “investigate” into “inspestigate” in the first couple minutes is adorable

    • @itzlucky_7495
      @itzlucky_7495 Před 6 měsíci +1

      I did not realize that's what she was saying thank you for bringing this to my attention

  • @seignee
    @seignee Před 3 lety +271

    I like to imagine Beeblebrox as a flustered worker who was never able to abduct anything on his first day.
    He was ready to tell Amy's character he brought nothing, but was forced to just claim us (maybe he caught us climbing the ship for curiosity reasons) or else he would've had nothing to show to Brood Mother.

    • @seignee
      @seignee Před 3 lety +32

      or maybe not flustered actually, i think he thinks he's too smart to be abducting cows for a living and probably aspires for more. He might be a sly thief kind of character. Like an alien with the personality of a Khajiit, or the Racoon from the guardians of the galaxy.
      Too lazy to do this menial job he finds no value in, but could easily accomplish it if he actually wanted to.

    • @vampiregoatz
      @vampiregoatz Před 2 lety +8

      @@seignee no lol the character is zapphod beeblebrox from hitchhiker's guide to the galaxy and he's cool as fuck and also the president of the galaxy she references the book a bunch more times so thats obviously who shes talking about

    • @whizzwhizzx3
      @whizzwhizzx3 Před 2 lety +2

      It's not that deep

    • @supersaraqxz548
      @supersaraqxz548 Před 2 lety +11

      My headcanon is that Beeblebrox was kinda tired that day when they realised they had to abduct a cow RIGHT NOW but didn't find one, and as another commenter said (bad day to wear the view onesie) we were simply wearing a cow onesie and happened to be near and Beeblebrox just thought "Ah screw it this will do"
      And that's my story xD

    • @gooquestione
      @gooquestione Před 2 lety +5

      @@whizzwhizzx3 no fun allowed

  • @R3M1x875
    @R3M1x875 Před 2 lety +4

    I cant stop coming back to this when i cant sleep, the smiles remind me of my mom coaxing me to sleep when i was younger, its extremely soothing for me in a way

  • @Cuthawolf
    @Cuthawolf Před 2 lety +5

    Moo. I never thought being called a Cow or Bag of Flesh would be endearing, but here we are :P

  • @coledibiase1777
    @coledibiase1777 Před 3 lety +214

    The exasperation in her voice when she says "We only abduct cow!" Is superb.
    0:11

  • @zzzleepytime3318
    @zzzleepytime3318 Před 3 lety +1628

    "Hoo-man? No, no...you're delirious..."
    Me: I bet Beeblebrox would've listened to me 😒

  • @Mr-Dxrk
    @Mr-Dxrk Před rokem +5

    I bet if I started fake crying, the alien would start freaking out.

  • @kipvanbrunt516
    @kipvanbrunt516 Před 2 lety +2

    THE DRAMATIC EYELASHES SO ICONIC GIRLLL

  • @blackbird9421
    @blackbird9421 Před 3 lety +305

    I’m so relieved that I still have my towel with me, the Guide is clear about never going to space without it

    • @Manjensan
      @Manjensan Před 2 lety +5

      Don't Panic.

    • @xhollyxful
      @xhollyxful Před 2 lety +6

      Ah greeting fellow hitchhikers, glad to see we have our towels and that the babel fish provided seem to be working well

    • @shepard-commander
      @shepard-commander Před 2 lety +4

      *wakes up in alien spaceship* "Oh, no. Not again."

    • @teamobi3327
      @teamobi3327 Před 2 lety

      I scream-laughed when the first word out of her mouth was Beeblebrox. This will all end in tears, I just know it, even if I am a hoopy frood.

    • @LetThereBeChaos
      @LetThereBeChaos Před 2 lety +1

      So long and thanks for all the fish!

  • @tfreely
    @tfreely Před 3 lety +267

    "Not Cow" is a term that my friend uses for humans at her animal Sanctuary, Critter Creek Farm Sanctuary. It was cute hearing that term here!

    • @DominicBelzebub
      @DominicBelzebub Před 2 lety +21

      Can you pat a cow on the head and say I said hi please?

  • @unsuprising_facts
    @unsuprising_facts Před 5 měsíci +2

    Girl you makeup is EATING its so pretty and I love it ❤ I love your content an how you put so much effort into your costumes and stuff its great 😊

  • @trpalt341
    @trpalt341 Před 2 lety +4

    Love the towel and "don't panic" reference lmao

  • @fraserking4747
    @fraserking4747 Před 3 lety +1934

    “If not cow, then what?”
    I am real man, would you like to go skateboards?

  • @nolongermymain9413
    @nolongermymain9413 Před 3 lety +127

    This is my favorite character. Something about the way she talks is amazing.
    I also love that every experiment she attempts on us could very well kill us because alien food and substances

  • @michaelawright6250
    @michaelawright6250 Před rokem +1

    Thank you, for all of the not-cow series. One of the only ASMR I can listen to while filling out reports without getting overly distracted, but still helps me find my flow. 10/10 have recommended to everyone I know

  • @artoftherowan6408
    @artoftherowan6408 Před 2 lety +2

    This has so many Hitchhikers’ Guide To The Galaxy references and I’m happy that I noticed them while dozing.

  • @Bumbletastic02
    @Bumbletastic02 Před 2 lety +2190

    Imagine, all we actually hear is alien talk..
    Alien- “blee woo mon zer mer waa dee moo”
    Me- “What in the intergalactic space mumbo-jumbo is she saying… an why is she mooing at me”

  • @jaxwalker5349
    @jaxwalker5349 Před 2 lety +2728

    Theory: beeblerox abducted a baby human, considering we are "bag" of flesh and not flesh creature, and that we needed to be spoonfed the jello food, and that we were extremely attached to a 'piece of fabric' (probably a blanket) leading me to believe a 'being raised among aliens' series could be a possibility

    • @reese3204
      @reese3204 Před 2 lety +150

      I don't think a baby would be able to tell her that it's a human haha

    • @YesFrogYes
      @YesFrogYes Před 2 lety +107

      @@reese3204 toddler

    • @reese3204
      @reese3204 Před 2 lety +34

      @@YesFrogYes toddlers don't need to be spoonfed lol

    • @YesFrogYes
      @YesFrogYes Před 2 lety +80

      @@reese3204 Disabled toddler

    • @MrKrabsSidePiece
      @MrKrabsSidePiece Před 2 lety +103

      @@YesFrogYes you may be onto something

  • @noemi4648
    @noemi4648 Před 2 lety +4

    This feels like a movie, and I feel like I’m watching this for entertainment rather than to sleep. Love it 😭😭❤️

  • @freehigh5861
    @freehigh5861 Před rokem +1

    How am I just now finding this channel? The plot and performance of every video I’ve seen so far are amazing. And it looks like you do these all in one take! Are you ad libing or is this just extremely well rehearsed? And the humor! Brilliant job! I’m stunned by the quality of your work. You are an artist!

  • @AGATHA13502
    @AGATHA13502 Před 3 lety +154

    I deep down knew that singing "Moo" by Doja Cat in the middle of the night could be possibly a bad idea and here I'm abducted by aliens

  • @Yaho3820
    @Yaho3820 Před 3 lety +1692

    I'm getting way too attached to her, I just imagine a small child enjoying the slime while being examined and giggling at her.

    • @grayson.gallow
      @grayson.gallow Před 3 lety +141

      WAIT THAT'S SO CUTE WHAT

    • @Alisibeth_Talia212
      @Alisibeth_Talia212 Před 2 lety +109

      HOLD UP THAT MAKES SENSE

    • @Akikai.2
      @Akikai.2 Před 2 lety +58

      Ok now that's too cute

    • @naviroow4030
      @naviroow4030 Před 2 lety +30

      Aaaawwww that’s cute 😩🥺

    • @harrowingseer
      @harrowingseer Před 2 lety +45

      y'know what I'd watch this if it was a movie. Reminds me of plots of older movies. All sci-fi and stuff.

  • @neptunetheenbynerd
    @neptunetheenbynerd Před 2 lety +7

    "Hello, not cow." is how I will now refer to new people I meet.

  • @einthomas652
    @einthomas652 Před 2 lety +3

    Acting 10/10, Story 10/10, Love the creativity! keep it up!

  • @TheRivieraKid
    @TheRivieraKid Před 3 lety +341

    Never before has the word “moo” sounded more adorable.

  • @levrienthebaconlord9776
    @levrienthebaconlord9776 Před 3 lety +558

    Alien: "Broodmother is very interested in this one"
    A small yellow child on a bus: "-Chuckle- He's in danger"

  • @williammashtalier479
    @williammashtalier479 Před rokem +2

    2:10 When she starts spoon-feeding us the suspicious jello! LMAO

  • @jessination5185
    @jessination5185 Před 2 lety +2

    “Flesh is attached to piece of fabric”
    It’s perfection

  • @lego4virgo
    @lego4virgo Před 3 lety +386

    Amy Alien: "You're not a cow..."
    Me: "Doja Cat says otherwise."
    (My probing was less traumatic and more soothing than expected)

  • @Taptaptaptappie
    @Taptaptaptappie Před 2 lety +4

    Bruhhh we need a third sequel gahhhh!!!

  • @big__duck6727
    @big__duck6727 Před 2 lety +6

    so if she gave us food in the beginning does that mean that the entire time she's talking to us we're just.. eating..?

  • @JamieBFilms
    @JamieBFilms Před 3 lety +208

    Beeblebrox should know more than he's letting on... Well depends how many pan galactic gargle blasters hes had, the hoopy frood!

  • @atlasthetitan463
    @atlasthetitan463 Před 3 lety +227

    I love how whenever she casts a shadow she becomes green! That’s such a lovely, unintended touch!!

  • @skinp.8420
    @skinp.8420 Před 2 lety +1

    I just love the beginning of this video when you are looking for Beeblerox to tell her she's in trouble and that the viewer is not a cow. I don't know why but it always puts me in a good mood and makes me giggle. Great work all the way through with this series. I hope we can see more, you did an amazing job.

  • @gingerdoesart6013
    @gingerdoesart6013 Před 2 lety +9

    Call me skeptical, but something tells me we are not cow

  • @Halo1Based
    @Halo1Based Před 2 lety +1185

    "Bag of flesh is very attached to fabric" its his blanket, dont steal others blankets man. THEY'RE PRECIOUS

    • @the_protectorof_smols3563
      @the_protectorof_smols3563 Před 2 lety +19

      Be me an aspie who needs a specific level of pressure and texture in my blankets to even have a snowballs chance in hell of sleeping
      Be alien who tries to take said blankets
      End Result=☠️

    • @RandomGerman8008
      @RandomGerman8008 Před 2 lety +55

      actually it's a towel. Hitchikers guide to the galaxy reference.
      Always carry around a towel with you. Especially on space trips.
      Apparently it's more versatile than humans intended use.

    • @dousc7579
      @dousc7579 Před 2 lety +31

      @@RandomGerman8008 I thought it was implying we were naked lmao

    • @youraveragewallflower6885
      @youraveragewallflower6885 Před 2 lety +3

      @@dousc7579 😂

    • @impressed4072
      @impressed4072 Před 2 lety +9

      Its probably cold af on that spaceship

  • @ren9389
    @ren9389 Před 2 lety +128

    I am like 90% sure that the background noise is a warp engine from star trek.
    I used to listen to the enterprise D's warp engines to go to sleep because star trek is always comforting for me, so this is very relaxing.

  • @juicebox1917
    @juicebox1917 Před 2 lety +1

    The stare she gave us when she was writing ab us being attached to the towel just gives me vibes- •~•

  • @anthonywatson1508
    @anthonywatson1508 Před 2 lety +3

    I have noticed a few clues that makes me ask a question
    Clue 1) we have a towel that we get upset about when taken away
    Clue 2) they keep calling us baby cow
    Clue 3) in later episode Mrs. Pink Alien found crackers in our pockets
    My question is: Did Beeblebrox accidentally kidnapped a little kid human?

  • @SeparateWay
    @SeparateWay Před 3 lety +118

    My goodness, why is hearing a gentle spoken "moo" so relaxing?

  • @ivycentral8694
    @ivycentral8694 Před 2 lety +219

    the fact that she just tries her best to understand and be kind to us is amazing. I feel well loved.

  • @han05426
    @han05426 Před 2 lety

    I watched hitchhikers guide to the galaxy today and now I finally understand a load of the references:
    - who beeblebrox is
    - why we have a towel
    - the fact that we were mistaken for a cow since beeblebrox doesn’t know what a cow is
    Tysm Amy Kay - this is my exact go to asmr video when I need to fall asleep quickly 💞💞

  • @Madeaave
    @Madeaave Před 2 lety +11

    *“You are not a cow”*
    Why, thank you very much!