ASMR Alien Abduction & Full Exam | This Being is...Chicken? Yes? No? | MEETING BROODMOTHER
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0:34 Meeting Broodmother
7:28 Not Cow...so... Chicken?
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The reveal of Brood Mother is excellent.
"The aliens are dumb as rocks."
I had that figured out already but I like having the confirmation. They are indeed dumb as rocks.
She had the guts to say that about the aliens lmao đđ€
I was hoping that brood mother would stay an unseen authority figure. I do like the names you choose for your characters. Beeeeblebrocks!!!
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@@Memphio88 o ... thats from ... and ... this is from that Book that I lisend 2 as an audiobook wen I was a Kid as my Grandmom drove us 2 Hike in th Adirondacks ... wats it cald again ? ...
"Are you a featherless chicken?" I can almost hear Diogenes laughing from his grave
Behold a man!
I was just about to comment this haha
Beat me to it!
Hahahaha, love this comment!
@@toysoldierkelsey Ditto
The fact these aliens thought broodmother was an alien like them and not us is hilarious. We went from infant cow to not cow to human to featherless huge chicken
Well, I mean, she *does* look almost *exactly* like them. So them assuming sheâs one of them makes perfect sense.
We might be a different race to broodmother so we look different, and aliens are dumb as rocks
â@@CdrChaos I guess it's just that the aliens look very much like humans and since we are a human, how do we look different? Are we a different age or maybe have a certain condition.
@@grimalice63 I think they meant that they're all played by Amy
I love Broodmother's reaction
Externally: Thank you for bringing the 'not cow' to my attention :)
Internally: OH SHIT THAT'S A WHOLE ASS HUMAN
LMAO
AND NOT JUST THAT ITS A SMALL CHILD (based from the theory not cow is small child limited verbal most likely)
â@@jellyjamraccoon7775 Why would broodmother be speaking to an infant as if they were old enough to understand them..?
@Your-Average-Animator i didn't say infant I mentioned toddler ish age and with the way she was speaking sorta sounded like it, and isn't that how you talk to kids? You talk to them like a tiny person
@@jellyjamraccoon7775 Lol
Damn, Beeblebrox moved up the political ladder quickly, president of the universe is very impressive.
and a job that sucks more then ruler of earth . . . which explaines itself why
well he had a good idea cutting out part of his brain and putting it in that second head. Everyone knows that you cant be president with a full working brain!
President of the Universe as a term of 2 earth days.
Just donât let them kidnap themselves and hijack an experimental ship, lol
He knew what he was doing all along. Presenting not cows as cows to distract the alien populace as he rose to power. Delightfully devilish, Beeblebrox
My favorite thing is that the aliens completely disregard that the Not-Cow looks exactly like Broodmother
You assume that all humans look the same, or at least close enough that these aliens could put 2 and 2 together and not get anything other than 4
@@Aliyahu well she did say theyâre dumb as rocks
Yeah pretty much my point, humans look different enough that these aliens wouldn't be able to make the connection
They might be face-blind to our species
We are apparently either an infant or a toddler.
Amy: Broodmother is human and this alien ship is a dairy factory.
Shyamalan: What a twist!
First thing we teach aliens is tax evasion⊠yeah that checks outâŠ
Alien: "You have this head and body."
Me: "Yes, I have a head and body. I'd be alarmed if I didn't, Ma'am."
the way broodmother looked at us like: "what in the world is that...?" that look made me laugh XD
Actually she was human and she knew we are human. Look at the low angle of her stares and remember they abducted us right out of the shower lol
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@@ahdiwjnaydjjs OH MY o-o the informations you miss when checking your phone for ten seconds. It makes this great series even better!
I NEED that face to become a meme.
@@ahdiwjnaydjjs âOh, my goodness! Heâs naked!â -Plankton
I thought we finally came full circle back to being human but then I got classified as a large featherless chicken đ
Deogines intensifies
So we're Greek?
Hey, fellow Hu tao Enjoyer!
'Fatherless biped'
Alien: holds up a chicken "BEHOLD, A MAN!"
There was so much time at the end. I thought 0901 was gonna come back and be like, "WHERE IS MY NOT COW?!" đđđ
I've been laughing since this got released...
"You are not cow, I know this!"
"Finally!"
"Not cow... chicken!"
"FUCK"
Hey! Donât you mean CLUCK?!
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I love that our pink haired friend and her supervisor have no idea what we are, and broodmother is just like "oh...that's a human." LMAO
I know right! Like, you'd think we'd look similar enough to Brood Mother to at least be classified as a fellow alien, but no--we're somehow mutant farm animals đđ€Ł
didn't she say she was also a human
@@ericochodnicky3120 Iâm confused now.
@@ericochodnicky3120 ye she did
@@susielegion9313 How? The aliens assumed the Brood Mother was one of them, because the aliens are dumb. So she kinda tells them what to do, and gives them chocolate milk in return for them doing good for her milk/chicken company
Broodmother is going to be very distressed when she discovers the human was classified as large, featherless chicken and sent to the poultry division đ
Purple probably isn't going to get Choccy Milk for a while
@@TyraziumGod or chocolate eggs
She's probably gonna have a cow over the whole thing.
The human then gets turned into a âchickenâ sandwich
I'm sure she will.
"As it is..beeblebrox is now the president of the universe. "
Me: Oh, yall screwed.
Being referred to as poultry feels oddly relaxing. I never thought being called a featherless chicken would be so calming and soothing.
Honestly, compared to being called a âmeat sackâ Iâll take take being called âchickenâ or ânot cowâ
@@Scardy I agree
Alien: "You must be not cow."
Me: "YES! YES! YES! YES! YES!"
Alien: "But if you're not cow, then... what are you? Oh! I know! You must be... chicken!"
Me: "NO! NO! NO! NO! NO! F**K! S**T!"
Ah a fellow KSI fan
Yep no chocolate milk for her
Yep no chocolate milk for her
My Chickens probably think I'm a weird looking Chicken, so Close enough
I remember it being told that Plato defined humans as a "featherless biped" and Diogenes, the father of shit posting, brought a plucked chicken to the forum and proclaimed "Behold! A man!"
We went from a confused alien, to a less confused alien, to an all out supervillain who runs a diary company with no regulations and pay the labors with probably highly addictive substances (chocomilk), to a even more confused alien and I love it
Broodmother gives me a dominant business woman vibe and I'm into it
Better not talk shit about Trillian or Zaphod'll be right over to goof on you intergalactic disco style
I can't wait for the next one where they will discover we aren't a chicken!
And discover we are a "not pig".
Calling it now next one is llama
Imagine the confusion brootmother gets about the report from the alien thinking we were a chicken like sheâs mustâve been like âayo wtf-â
The aliens are definitely among us. She looks like all my doctors, librarian and various video game characters. Coincidence? I think not!
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sussy
@@Fr00stee STOP POSTING ABOUT AMONG US IM TIRED OF SEEING IT!
@@B_bang22 amogus
@@B_bang22 thatâs sus
amogus ?
Beeblebrox on that sigma male grindset. Abducts several humans, calls them cows, unprofessionally names them, starts Dairy company to sell the abducted cow juices back to humans, becomes president. Chad energy.
What will the Big Z do next?
Lucky the position holds no actual power, and is is just an incumbent ruse too distracted everyone away from who's really in control.
I didn't know Oz liked ASMR
Probably become global marketing manager at nvidia and sell 3090s to his stream.
Oz, you listen to ASMR? This is a breakthrough in information. đ
The last place I expected a comment from you to pop up, but definitely a highlight to my day lol â€ïž
i absolutely LOVED the interaction with brood mother, would it ever be possible that there could be a full brood mother video?
I love how broodmother basically called the aliens dumbasses
FR SHE SAID THERE DUM AS ROCKS
Dude having the broodmother identify me as human almost instantly then reveal she's human as well has been the biggest twist of 2021 for me. I'd say this blew my mind but that doesn't even begin to describe it
Makes that look of shock/disgust when she first saw us a little more impactful.
@@rumpelstiltskin6150 I'd say that was more a look of "oh shit"
The moment I was asking myself "Is she Trillian McMillan?" she said "My name is Trillian," so now I'm just happy all this abducting is taking place in the Hitchhiker's Guide universe.
I didn't even catch that
That's so cool
Us being attached to the piece of cloth from episode 1 makes much more sense now
Never watched it but I was wondering what it was based on. I wander if she's pissed that someone caught on immediately đđ.
@@aaronborough619 I doubt she's upset
She put it there for a reason
@@aaronborough619 beeblebrox is not the most usual name...pretty sure she wanted us to get the reference
I really wish MattPatt would do a study on this series to explore the possibilities of a species of aliens who have discovered and developed space travel technology but have difficulty to logically differentiate between chickens, cows, and humans,
I believe this takes place in the âhitchhikers guide to the galaxyâ universe actually :)
I just have to say; I'm so in love with this series! Not only are the characters great - and your acting is stunning! - but the props and triggers are spot on. It's the one sets of videos I will always return to, especially as they are wonderful in calming me down, making me sleepy, and easing migraines. These videos helps so much, and I will forever be grateful you've created them!
And when I finally have some money I can use on myself, I so want to snag some of that merch. I'm so in love with this series, and these characters!
Hope you have a lovely day, not cows!
I also just want to thank you and this series for helping ease my stress about eye-examinations. After some stuff that's been going on with my cat, I got really stressed about it. But your fun (and the aliens's goofiness) way of using them in these series has helped a LOT. Especially the Supervisor one; it made me at ease, and has returned eye-examinations into one of my favourite triggers. Especially when the aliens do them agdhjd. Love their startled and curious reactions
And the series continues! We moved from season 1: "the moo of the not cow." and now we are entering season 2: "Chicken boogaloo"
Dude yes
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Not-Cow: Season 2: The chicken boogaloo
I asked out loud. "are you human?" She said "Yes i am human"đâ€ïž Amy, your videos are noticeably improving every week.
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@@spunchbib4599 LMAOOO
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@@spunchbib4599 LOL
Broodmother: âAh, a human.â
Me: âYes. So can I go home now?â
It's kind of funny how the aliens assumed broodmother was one of them and yet classified us as a (not) cow and (not) chicken without thinking we could be the same as broodmother. It must be the uncanny facial resemblance between broodmother and the aliensđ€
I love her voice in the Not Cow series. So calming and lovely.
the extreme look of concern that Broodmother made upon seeing us is killing me
Having a neighbor with chickens in their backyard that I can hear clucking in the background really adds another dimension to this, like the examination is happening in the middle of their poultry penđ
Idk why but Amy's concerned expression is the best! I love it when Broodmother gives us the double take. I loved it when the first alien was asking "whose cow is this?" I'll have to check her backlog of videos to see if she ever did an Everything is Wrong with You medical exam and hopefully we get that look a lot.
A "Not cow" mug will be handy as the amount of time I've had to remind people I'm lactose intolerant annoys me. It's perfect and a great way to salute your awesome series and channel.
I applaud your creativity. A lot of people are gonna buy this stuff just to support the channel but you took it to another level. Well done.
THISSSSS is a good idea! I was thinking a T-shirt with "Not Cow" and a milk jug but I admit your idea is better.
As a fellow lactose intolerance sufferer, I NEED THIS NOW
This is genius
I also would love that as I also am lactose intolerant-
I swear the first section talking to the broodmother was like getting to talk to a person after being stuck behind telephone help bots companies use for their helplines, was very refreshing hahahaha
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I appreciate you bringing the not cow đ đł to my attentionđ
Remember the âSay Mooâ in the second episode? It killed meee, it was so cuteee
Broodmother: "Not-cow, please tell me the pythagreom therom formula."
Me: "Mooo."
This comment is underrated xD
Behold Plato's man
Not Cow is literally my favorite thing.
The human thing is a great twist
This is one of the few ASMR series that makes me want write fanfic for it. đ I just love how these poor aliens are so devoted to Broodmother. Itâs so sweet.
Not 0901âs notes are hilarious.
"I did not mean to shame you" đđđ
I understand the confusion. Without the feathers, we're nearly identical.
Behold A Man
@@williamwall3403 God dammit you beat me to it
Well yes but actually no
Kind of, female chickens have the sense to lay their eggs on the *outside* of their bodies to avoid distress. So in that regard, the chicken is better evolved than humans.
I know a few people have already said this to you, but I havenât so here it goes. Congratulations on your first alien abduction video hitting a million views!!! Keep up the great work and hope for you to hit greater milestones in the future! đ„łđœđ
The way mother looked up and down at the beginning makes me feel like the towel was the only thing we had for clothes đ€Ł
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This unlocked the memory of the school nurse calling my mom to come pick me up while Iâm sitting on the chair with a stomach ache
Maybe a cow, maybe a chicken. Are you abducting from Old MacDonaldâs farm Amy?
What's next ? Ducks ? Sheeps ?
E I E I O mai goodness
@@nukiradio omfg have me cackling at 3am đ€Ł
Iâm still waiting to be identified as sheep
I love how the aliens are getting progressively more confused about us and the Broodmother is just rolling with itđ also, being gently called a large featherless chicken just made my day
If this was a movie I feel like âBrood Motherâ would probably end up dying in the later half of the film when the aliens realize she is using them.
Haha ! But maybe the aliens would be as kind as usual and either forgive her... or just don't understand the situation
I love this little series you have going on! It's pretty engaging!
Diogenes: "Behold a man"
Not 0901: "No, chicken"
Diogenes: "...well....yes."
So glad we now know our cute alien friend is name 0901! Wish she wasnât busy, cause now we have to be examined AGAIN by another very confused alien.
I have decided to call her Ninun. Like nine one
And Not 0901 needs a name.
Iâm going to proceed to not calm down because this isnât 0901 calming me down. I need 0901 or I wonât talk.
I love how despite not knowing what we are, they show concern for us! đđ
-Screams in Marty McFly-: NOBODY CALLS ME CHICKEN!!!
âAfter my rather untimely abduction, I was gaslit into believing I was a cow, only to be further gaslit into believing I was once again not a cow, only to be further gaslit into believing I was, in fact, a featherless chicken. Am now in veterinary therapy as a result of visit. No cafe onboard starship. 6/10.â
6 out of 10. How much worse can you get
But the ship has plenty of chocolate milk!
"I went without chocolate milk for two days; I cannot make a mistake again" I felt that line in my soul
Edit: also, "Beeblebrox for President!"
"A human on the ship" The reveal killed me SHE KNOWS
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Broodmother just gave us a perfect "Oh sh*t!" face
I love that this series is basically one giant hitchhikers meme in ASMR form. Explains why the abduction felt unpleasantly like being drunk
The lore that the supposed Brood Mother turns out to be an enterprising human is great.
Also big Plato and Diogenes vibe from the whole "humans are featherless chickens" thing.
" BEHOLD! A MAN!" đ€Ł
The aliens on this ship are absolutely adorable! Great work Amy I love this series!
Iâve just realised that like all the characters are based of of the hitchhikerâs guide to the galaxy book
Selective mutism representation at the beginning with broodmother đ
As someone who goes mute in stressful situations and/or social situations, I was suddenly giddy that this was brought up
Iâve had this happen to me on a few occasions. Not often enough to consider it selective mutism, but I can understand how something like that can make the situation youâre in more stressful
I'm completely fine with this becoming a Hitch Hiker's Guide RP series
I like the theory that we are just a toddler and havenât really learned how to talk yet, you know that phase were all you do is make animal noises? Yes, that phase
Although broodmother never acknowledged the fact we are a toddler, but said we are mute
Iâve been struggling with getting tingles for a while now, but I rediscovered this series and theyâre back! I thank you. :)
I just imagine the new alien coming in to relax the human and then calling them a chicken and you can just see as the stress increases. Like "oh no, not again. Please. I'm not cow or chicken!"
"You are 15 chickens tall"
Me looking up the average chicken height. 27 inches.... I'm 33 feet tall? I'm one helluva human. No wonder brood mother looked scared when she saw me đ
Maybe they have bantems ? (I don't remember how tall they are but they are significantly smaller)
I was thinking the same thing
I mean- it has been recorded that people have gotten taller in space over time due to pressure- it all depends on how long weâve been up in space, I guess?
The aliens are dumb as rocks remember!! Not pink friend definitely forgot how big chickens are when she made that comparison!
Maybe sheâs thinking baby chicks?
Awww so now I get why the alien from the last video was insistent on having us "moo" even though she knew we weren't a cow. These little air heads just really like cows!
I loved it! Thank you!! Love the merch idea too
Going into this series I had no idea it would have ties to The Hitchhikerâs Guide, but Iâm so glad for the way it played out! Very well done, youâve done the books well :>
This series is just the cutest thing
i love this series and the characters so much i can't wait for more videos!
"I'm going to whisper into one of your ears" shes says while whispering in my ears already.
Love how perfectly Amy can balance sweet and oblivious with these aliens. Like they are so caring and nurturing, yet everything flies right over them.
Brood mother knows what we are!
Lol Beeblebrox for president đ
Very excited for a (maybe) PART 5!!!
EVERYTIME I see her on my recommendations list I just think ââŠOH MY GOD ITS NOT COW GIRL.â I said it out loud one timeâŠI was eating dinner with my familyâŠI said it when my brothers vegan girlfriend walked in đ
The fact I assumed her name was Trillian and the fact that it _was_ her name just completely solidifies my theory that this is just in the same universe as The Hitchhiker's Guide to The Galaxy, other than the fact that the Towel thing happened a video or so ago.
Absolutely amazing. The frustration of not being recognized as a human is frustrating but being examined by the aliens is like, "yup, frustration gone. I can do with this"
Oh yes the merch!! The water bottle is awesome I canât wait to buy some stuff đ
Also Iâm going to be so sad when this series ends. I love being not cow
I'm watching this in broad daylight and I'm still falling asleep, great job!
"Nobody calls me chickenâ- Marty McFly
Im really loving this arc lmao,
I honestly didn't expect the brood mother to be so normal. Anyway good job on another great video amy
Please make another one of this series soon Iâm really excited about it and super invested
I'm completely new to this 'series', so I had no idea what was going on, but the second I heard 'her' say Beeblebrox, I was like 'Oh geez... what's Zaphod gotten us into now?' and then poor 0901's stand-in? She's not the brightest Beebulb in the Brox, but she's so adorable in trying to figure out what's going on without upsetting or mishandling the 'dear chicken', not to mention using some impressive deductive reasoning, even if it was completely wrong XD Then again, if it gets me a special diet and pets, I don't mind clucking and sleeping in the coop for a while. Besides, I like this alien ^_^
If you check the playlists, there's one about the alien abduction, and you can watch the evolution of the story!
My favorite series. I love the creative storyline and the silly humor you incorporated into it that has essentially become a meme for us all. Not-Cow, codenamed "Moo", signing out. đ
The fact that this series has now confirmed to be the this Beeblebrox is the same Beeblebrox, president of the galaxy, from The Hitchhikerâs Guide to the Galaxy is just the icing on the cake to this already amazing series.
Edit: Alternative, it could just the destiny of anyone being named Beeblebrox to become the president of the Galaxy
I love this series so much and all your other content!
I can't figure out if it's funnier the video, or the comments. This place is great!
"Finally! Surely Broodmother is gonna help clear things up! Wait- What are you sa-? Ch-Chicken? Aw come onnn đ«"
Takes a creeper out and says boom boom time?
Amy: You may have many questions.
Me: Indeed, can you explain me how I survived 4 months in here with for only meal a bit of grass during my first examination ?
We had some jello too
we been eatin jello too though
Must be the goop.
@@ffwast super goop
We are on Jello-Diet!
â love how much this adds to the story! Good job
Iâm left with so many questions about the geopolitical situation with these aliens. Great series, though!
IM 3 MINUTES IN AND THIS HAS A BETTER PLOT TWIST THAN MOST FEATURE FILMS
EDIT: OMFG THERES ANOTHER ONE
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@@AmyKayASMR okay what do you mean by that is there a video hidden inside this video
@@AmyKayASMR How our turns have been tabled. đ€Łđ€Ł
âI will now listen to your chicken heart.â made me laugh so hard
I thought i watched this video before then couldn't find any trace of it, so glad i found it again
I love your world building and the way you tell a story, I love this series