ASMR Alien Abducts You & Assumes You Are a Depressed Chicken | Spaceship Ambience, NOT COW
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- Äas pĆidĂĄn 13. 07. 2024
- HELLO NOT COWS :) Here is the next part in the series! In this one an alien from the Chicken division assumes you don't have feathers or lay eggs because you are sick or depressed and she tries to cheer you up đ
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BEEBLEBROX RETURNS???
Yes
The legend return
Yassss
Yesss the queen returns
God bless Beeblebrox! I'm always down for a galactic misunderstanding and alien examination.
The fact that they fully know what chickens are and still got us confused is so funny
Chimkins
Behold, a man!-Diogenes
when are they gonna start calling us monkeys?
They knew what cows were aswell and at first sight they just assumed we were cow both insulting and humourous
@@thatkuulguy i think we have to ask why we always resemble... l i v e s t o c k
When she came out with the egg and asked if I recognize it I was like "That's not my egg I'm not paying child support."
LMAO đ
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May not be not-cow but I'm still needing milk
Best answer đ€Ł
Lmao đ€Łđ€Łđ€Łđ€Łđ€Łđđđđđđđ€Ł
Me: "ASMR is not weird! You just don't know what you like!"
Also me: "have you seen that one where you get abducted and the aliens think you are a depressed chicken?"
This series gets a laugh out of me every single time. Awesome work!
If you like weird asmr then I'd suggest Angelica her vids are- i n t e r e s r i n g to say the least-
@@Draculover11037 one of culture I see.
Whatâs a chicken? We chimkens over here.
Lmao same!!! â ay im looking for the video where they pretend that your a zombie and try to take you to the doctorsâ like I cannot explain this irl
@@mrhalfwit972 ah nothing like thare dead queen asmr
"You must have lost your feathers due to your depression... By being so smart"
THIS GIRL I CANT đđđđđđâ€ïžâ€ïž
I canât imagine how startled the alien would be if the ânot-cow chimkenâ ate the egg. Poor dear would probably be beside herself, but we havenât eaten much since being abducted.
Look also what if they put you with the chickens fox in a hen house
Oh birds actually do eat eggs! When chickens do it it usually means there's some underlying issue (calcium deficiency, for example), but some do it just because eggs are tasty. Pet birds usually go crazy for some cooked eggs, shell and all!
@@mowerehreh I did not know this. This is fantastic new information! Thank you for the learning moment.
Imagine their reaction to watching the Not Cow Chimken make and eat a cheese omlette.
@@mowerehreh yup, when we have to pickup food and the chickens are hungry we just chuck some eggs at the ground and its gone within a minute. Shell and all. Its usually only an hour before their normal food arrives but its still funny to see them swarm the cluster of yolk even when there's still bits of food in their dishes.
she points out we're wearing clothes after asking us if we're cold, but nobody thought that was weird back at the cow sector... now im just imagining cows in lil outfits as the norm there đ„ș
They're not barbarians! They obviously provide clothing for their guests! đ
they probably thought that it was the cow's pattern or something!
Who said we were wearing clothes
@@CheekSpread woah there
Is that not a normal thing? Where I'm from its pretty normal to see calfs with blankets on
"Are the other chimpkins bullying you?" So precious! đ„ș
I do not care about whatever anyone says.
I am now a sick chimken.
This alien is WAY too precious and if anything or anyone makes her upset, I will not only be sick, but also angry
Thatâs sweet! đđ
Anyone upsets her and I start headbutting.
agreed đđ
A sick and mostly naked Chimken
Yes, *chimkin*
Being referred to a featherless chimkin, I half expected a Diogenes-esque alien to come bursting in and declare "behold, a man!"
Thatâs a Monty Python-level bit
I laughed my ass off when I got the reference đ
I was thinking that XD
I was gona be so disappointed if I didn't find a BEHOLD A MAN joke on the comments
HAHAHAHA
Lol, it was my first thought, too.
The aliens would definitely be that one NPC that just slowly walks through a entire escort mission no matter how dangerous it is
and They run to help you fight and when theyâre done fighting, they run back to where they were and continue
Lookin' at the scenery.
LEOOOOOON
@@quzyr8988
Oh no!
Too many memories of that!
Delphine, Skyrim
I love how the term she uses "chimkin" could be interpreted as "chimp kin" as in kin of chimps since we're both primates. So even though she's wrong, she's right.
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Meeting other aliens really makes you appreciate how smart that first one was by knowing we weren't a cow just by looking at us
"Not Cow" to "Chicken" to "Depressed Chimkin"
Upgrades people, Upgrades.
We are closer related to cows though. They are getting even further away from it. It reaaaaally surprises me they ever got to spacecrafts age hahaha
@@myasmraccountsoIdontlookstupid yeah but they're onto bipeds, and they've noticed that we're featherless, so if they put the pieces together they'll get a featherless biped aka a human
@@bugbear2357 yep
Well, letâs see how long it will take for them to finally figure it out, since telling them doesnât seem to work that much hahaha
Character development ~
Next we will be a ptsd goat
She got half of it correct, Iâm not a chicken but I am depressed
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Iâm a depressed chicken mama?
Same situation, i am a Chicken, but im not depressed
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There was a challenge between philosophers to describe a human in as few words as possible. Plato said that humans were "featherless bipeds." while Plato was teaching a class, another philosopher, Diogenes, walked in holding a dead chicken that he had taken the feathers off of, shouting âBehold! Iâve brought you a man!â
Ancient philosophers are not above pettiness I see lol
â@@Jemini4228 just wait until you hear about Diogenes' other shenanigans
â@@somebodycooliguess1597 @Jemini4228
for instance, he was known for living in a large clay pot called a pithos that was used for storing wine
he also once said "in a rich man's house there is no place to spit but his face."
interesting dude!
I keep watching the section where she keeps startled at the beginning and I dont think I'm ever gonna stop laughing.
Oh my god, the alien giving us an egg to hold literally reminded me of when I was in culinary class and my Chef told me to bring him 2 eggs and I did and he took both, used one, and then told me to hold the other one and didn't mention it for the rest of the class. So I just had an egg chilling in the pocket of my pants and walked around cooking shit until the end of class when I went outside and realizes I still had the egg and took it out of my pocket. My classmates looked at me as though I had preformed a magic trick before they realized and started screaming and asking if I had kept it all of class and I said "Yes."
HAHAHAHAHAHAHA this was wonderful đ€Łđ€Łđ€Łđ€Ł
How did your teacher react to you accidentally keeping the egg?
@TurboBronco239 They had no idea until I went to return it and asked where I should put it. My chef got a really confused look on his face when I held up the egg and explained before smiling a bit and shrugging. I think he just wanted to mess with me, which was fine because he and my other chef did it frequently and it was funny for all of us.
First a cow, now a chicken, soon we're gonna be Old McDonald's entire farm, I personally can't wait to be mistaken for a sheep and have my wool brushed đđž
I donât have a clever response.
Lol it wouldn't be too baaaad.
Beep beep I'm a sheep
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@@oatmeal8586 I go beep beep Iâm a sheep!
Knowing that chickens hearts are 200 to 300 BPM she probably thought we were having a heart attack
'Your heartbeat is so slow! You're not a sick chimken, you're a *dying* chimken!'
I just realised it but the names Brood Mother and Beeblebrox are characters from the same book Amy mentioned was the reason why we were holding a towel. âThe Hitchhikerâs Guide to the Galaxy.â I am blown away.
I love how concerned the aliens are in this series, theyâre always like âbro you good???â And I imagine the human is just like âI donât think thereâs anything I can/want to say to get out of this situationâ so they just wait around lol
Right!?
Well according to the last episode, the listener is mute.
Judging by your pfp. I'm guessing you're a pokemon mystery dungeon fan?
@@chargedyeti7155 Considering Iâm an adult who still has a pfp like this, yeah you could say that lol, whatâs up?
I can state my reasons for sticking around in this situation in three words. SHEER MORBID CURIOSITY.
THE WAY SHE PRONOUNCES CHICKEN IS SO CUTE OMG đđđ
"Chimkin"
"mm, chimpkin"
chimkin?????
Istg if CZcams keeps fucking deleting my replies
@@user-fe7bo5mm1o haha
"Do you recognise this?" **holds up egg**
I AINT PAYING CHILD SUPPORT-
Come back with a warrant.
I love how she says things like âchicken chestâ, âchicken heartâ, âchimken heartbeatâ and âchicken lungsâ as if she constantly needs to remind herself that we are a chicken
Can we just appreciate that she said âcluckwiseâ and âcounter cluckwiseâ when taking beak samples đđ
I think she said clockwise, maybe Iâm wrong, if I am itâs cute!
I think "depressed chicken" is the best way to describe me for the last couple of years if Iâm honest.
Seriously though, I have been feeling down today and I really needed this.
I hope you feel better soon, random friend.
Yea, I have the same reoccuring issues for years.
I wish for you to feel better soon random internet person đ
I personally identify as a depressed bucket of chicken instead of a live one
I literally walked up to my mother while cooking her dinner, and said, "Not cow?" I HAD TO SHOW HER THIS SERIES. She loves your recent witchy potion ASMR. I got my 70 year old mother into ASMR because of you, Amy. The lore is hilarious (and calming) from this series đ
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I love how these aliens continue to talk to us, ask us questions and ask us to do things despite admitting that not only can they not communicate with us but they've never been able to communicate with cows or chimkens, meaning they talk to us just to do it XD kindve cute
Now I'm imagining Diogonese holding up a human saying "behold, a not cow!"
STOP
this is a great comment
"you are featherless and you do stand on 2 legs"
Diogonese has to be doing kickflips in his grave
I love this commenf
The thought of being abducted by aliens is rather terrifying but if it was like this it would be amusing and relaxing. Although I would be a little insulted being mistaken for a chimkin lol â€
These aliens can take me
I find funny if it were these aliens
@@bird-erlineidiot3791 Same đźâđš
"chimkin"
O she said chimkin too
I love how shy, nervous, curious, and (not in a rude way, they are most likely smarter than us, but don't know what to call us or what we are) dumbly cute your alien characters are! đ Your characters are so adorable! I also love how this alien is softer and not as stern as the not cow alien, not saying I don't like her, but I like how you give them their own personalities! đâșïž
actually the aliens are as dumb as rocks
They actually are dumber than us. There is a video where broodmother describes the aliens âas dumb as rocksâ.
Omg this alien is SO sweet when she asked if the other chickens were bullying us my heart just about MELTED
"are the other chimkens bullying you? you can tell me!" oml MY HEART- I LOVE THEMđ
Fun fact: Chicken heart rates are much faster than humans. Around 390-400 BPM
No wonder why we live longer. If they had heart rates like ours they could live long as humans have.
@@georgeshaw4017 well they are much smaller so their body has to move faster
I figure the smaller the creature the faster the heartrate? Since I noticed my dog had a faster heartrate than myself.. and chickens are way faster! ^^' I wonder..
She: Supervisor? Supervisor? I'm here to see the "Chicken"
Me: hi
She: *Gets scared* (HOLY MOTHER OF BROODMOTHER!! BUT WHAT IS THAT STRANGE CREATURE!!??)
I will give her the name "Alien 0431" (ââąáŽâąâ)đ
Every alien that we've met since being on the ship has had more compassion and empathy for a cow or chicken then I've seen a lot of humans have for each other. Can I just stay here, please? đ„°
found myself defiantly saying "I'm not a chicken" while half asleep 10/10 would recommend
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*falling asleep watching this*
*suddenly mumbles* "no... I'm not.. I'm not a chicken..!"
Imagine having your sleep recorder on and the next day you check and all you hear is
"No! Noo! IM NOT A CHIMKIN"
"Is this a chicken " "nu uh immmmm not a chi- snore
For some reason this makes me think of when Plato defined Man as featherless bipeds, so Diogenes totally plucked a chicken and then ran in proclaiming "Behold! A featherless biped! I've brought you a man!"
It made me so sad to see how scared this alien was when we followed the light. Sheâs too precious to be this confused and a little scared. I love her!
00:09-00:10 that's it, this is already a masterpiece
The fact that the human in this seems sometimes curious, sometimes afraid, but always kind of goes along with it... gives me the terrible suspicion that they're a little kid.
Beeblebrox messed up big time
That would make more sense for us to be compared to a chicken đ€
Any itâs also implied that weâre mute, so weâre a mute little kid thatâs scared :â)
@@elid2975 They could be suffering from selective mutism, a psychological condition where children can't speak when they're nervous or scared
@@maxstark4744 nooo- your making itâs worse now Iâm even more sad đ and they canât even understand that I he aliens donât wanna hurt them :â)
I'm so incredibly curious about the deeper lore of this series. Like what a ride this has been.
Same. Iâm all in on this world building
So far we got that a human became the leader of this alien ship and uses it to abduct animals to sell animal products without dealing with pesky guidelines to save money. The aliens get paid in choccy milk and beeblebrox is the President of the Universe.
@@dixonbuttes It falls apart a little if you think about it even a little bit. Here we see an alien race capable of space travel who have possibly less than zero experience with deductive reasoning or the scientific method.
I feel like this is just a giant reference to that one time Plato said that a human is a "featherless biped" and that one dude just runs in with a plucked chicken and said "Behold! A man!"
My chicken died. I like to believe she is here now. This is all kinds of comforting, thank you!
Chicken are precious animals, so sorry to hear it. I hope you get better â€ïž
I'm so sorry to hear that!
I have one thing to say though
*h e n s*
"Depressed chicken"
Accurate... let's do this thing.
12:42 this is actually really fun, because today I had to lure a few chickens back into the coop, and while I was shaking the bag of dried bugs (lol) they started chasing me. It was really funny but also terrifying.
haha, chickens look so small and non threatening, but to people who have had them they can be absolutely mean and terrifying đ
@UnknownSelf your grandma sounds awful but that's hilarious.
These videos are legit the most precious, adorable ASMR roleplay ones I've seen in a long time. I giggled at the first "chimken" and the whole thing feels so wholesome!
The first videos in this series are classic and I adore them but gosh, this one has got to be my favorite! This alien's characterization is so sweet and comforting and she's so cute!
YEES, the confused aliens saga continues :D I love how this character gives off a "this is my first week at work and I am very nervous" vibe (also, Beeblebrox abducting something weird *again* has already hit the rumour millđ)
Maybe the weird thing was broodmother
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Iâm really hoping that someday one of the aliens will just mention that we look similar to them and then immediately disregard it after getting so close to the truth.
I just think itâd be funny
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Way too real.
I felt so bad when she got scared after seeing us đđ
Also i am IN LOVE with this series, thank you for making another one i can watch over and over again đ„șđ
Me going along with being a "chimkin" because I've never been treated so well in my life đ
I love this series! My headcanon is that our protagonist goes along with the whole charade because he/she assumes that surely this must be a dream.
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My headcanon like many other commenters I see is that the listener is a child- I like this headcannon also though
I feel like we're a child because we are small, very attatched to a piece of cloth(blanket), have no feathers (little baby hairs on head) and doesnt talk unless a word is repeated infront of them
@@jordynwillis5106 No, the cloth is our towel. The most useful item we could possibly have, so we can't lose it.
My head cannon is that protagonist is just so confused/Shocked that they canât comprehend the situation putting us in shock so we donât need to eat as much and we just stand/sit still the hole time and donât talk.
But Iâm just waiting for them to â accidentallyâ find another human and be like âHere you go! This is you right not-cow Chimkin?â
Boy we really can't catch a break. We go from being a chicken to cow back to chicken. Might as well go to being identified as a Turducken. đ¶IM EVERY POULTRY THEIR ALL IN MEEEEEEEEEE!đ¶
next you will be identified as a moose
maybe we are the famous and unique milka cow
@@kekumonmon7528 maybe
Did you mean 'catch a beak'?
@@chaotix5513 "Yes but a very cute moose, make all the other boy moose go WAAAHHH"
precious Alien: "do your eyes hurt?"
Me: no, but they are heavy from how sleepy I become while listening to this. So soothing
I love how its all tinted purple except for a little square in the bottom left corner
"You keep abducting me and I'll start thinking these mistakes are just an excuse to see me!"
Another great addition to the annals, no... the LEGACY, the SAGA of Beeblebrox and the not Cow-Chicken! Great work Amy!
Iâm calling it. Once they figure out that we arenât a chicken, they will straight up just call us a monkey or ape of some sort. đč
Eh, monkey/ape is close enough. At least they'd be in the right family
@@bugbear2357 yeah but itâd be way more insulting which I find funny.
Do the aliens even know what apes/monkeys are đ„
@@scribbleseclipse7429 probably. They know what cows and chickens are.
@@LuckyArceus next weâll be pigs, then sheep. Soon weâre gonna be every animal in hay day
Just like games the weirder they are the better they are, this was the most random thing, but this was probably the best asmr I've listened to
I really like this series. ASMR is an escape for a lot of people and this series being so disconnected from reality helps with that I think. There's no reason that aliens would know about chickens or cows without knowing about humans. But like I said, I think that's what makes this series so good. It's a completely fun and unique world.
Depressed chicken fits. Barely holding up at the moment. Sleeping dropped from 7-10h to 3.5-6h a day. This can't be healthy...
Thank you Amy for the video! Always a pleasure to watch. You bring so much joy to the world! â€ïž
Damn bro. Hope you feel better soon. Life is rough for no reason sometimes.
sorry you're going through that man, keep your head up. If you can't beat it, just ride the waves of life until it gets better.
love how this series is turning into an inverted, alien version of that classic piece of literature, Are You My Mother?
I think i missed this one when it came out cause that flinch at the beginning had me on the floor đ€Ł omg this is the best series ever
Yes! Another adorable alien for me to adore! They are so confused, but they are trying there best. Love this series so much!
Edit: I keep replaying the beginning because I keep laughing at the fact that she was about to throw hands with âsick chickenâ
I want to take this seriously, but being so innocently mistaken as a depressed, feather-less, egg-less "chimkin" has me CRYING!!!
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Love this series đ„°
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Curious what we will be identified as now ? đ€
Asmrtistâs should be actors
The fact that you pronounce it "chimken" brings me a great deal of joy.
"Depressed chimken"-- well, you're half right.
I'm surprised no one has mistaken me for a sheep by now and tried to shear me. Do they know about sheep yet? If not, no one tell them.
Of course this series could go on forever, but when you think you've hit a stopping point, I'd love to see what the aliens think of Earth when "we" go back home.
Always wondered, did you ever think your not-cow videos were going to be your most popular videos before filming the first part? I love this, thanks for a new one Amy â€
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Bro how do u have over 900 comments on 1 channel?
@@overthetopdevito7503 8 years ago + multiple asmrs a day
@@0omp4 she has only been uploading for 3 years and has made 261 videos. He's got 980 comments on this channel alone, kinda worrying lol. He's commented 4x more then the amount of videos uploaded
@@overthetopdevito7503 ig. maybe just a big supporter idk dude
This was amazing I love it. The "Chimkin" gets me every time. Keep up the good work. â€ïžđ
Yooo just got yelled at and called disgusting by my mom for my room being dirty and I come on here to try to calm down/not cry and this is one of the first recommendations. Seriously though helped me cheer up THANK YOU
Love how you are making this into a series and continuing the story can't wait to see where we get to next in this adventure
One minute Iâm listening to TirarADeguello giving me an Amish physical exam, the next an alien is trying to comfort me by shoving eggs and feathers into me eyes.
I love CZcams asmr channels
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I think a part of your role plays like this that are undervalued is your stage awareness. Going off to the side of the screen but having the lighting set up so that you can still see the shadow moving on screen is rarely done and makes them much more ârealâ. Idk maybe my loopy 2am brain is overthinking but itâs a nice touch nonetheless
this alien hasn't heard of featherless bipeds, i guess. đ€Ł
the startled jump at the beginning made me laugh. great video!
please do make more of this!! your second alien themed video has been on repeat during my study session and this newcomer is my new fav for getting asleep!! thx amy
NEW ALIEN NEW ALIEN!! I love her already, and I'm not even a minute in!!
Also your acting in the opening ALONE is absolutely stunning. Absolutely amazing
THE WAY YOU BACKED INTO THE WALL SEEING US IS MAKING ME WHEEZE-
I own chickens, we had one called Lucky. The place we got her from only fed her seeds and she couldn't get used to what we fed the others, we feed them seeds, lettuce, a lot of vegetables actually, and their own eggs. (It sounds bad to people who dont know much about chickens but they can and do eat their own eggs, scrambled or raw.) She was also very depressed, before we got her and when we had her. She formed a bond with one of our other chickens, Doris. But Lucky passed away, we think from her depression and the fact even though we tried to help her adapt to what the others eat she couldn't do it and kind of starved. It sounds worse than it is, our chickens are spoiled as hell, but Lucky just couldn't adapt. Come to think of it she was pretty old too. But then Doris died literally four days later, in my arms actually. May they both rest in peace. đđ
Chimken. Yessss! I love it. Your alien character is adorable
She cares so much about chimpkens, I think I might keep up the act so she won't be disappointed đ„ș
âThey communicate back⊠with their eyesâ
Thatâs deep bro đ
âUhm, hey, can you just tell all your buddies to stop abducting me!â Or at least thatâs what I would say if I had a mouth.
We have a mouth, just we are limited to certain dialogue options.
@@georgeshaw4017 did I say we.
@@TheRyhsge I was in context as we are both in the same POV, and in past videos of this series there was times the watcher was able to âSpeak.â
@@georgeshaw4017 I know Iâm joking
@@TheRyhsge Oh okay! đđ
the best part of these roleplays is imagining her explaining all the process to an actual chicken
This is why we love Amy's ASMR, awesome, entertaining and very relaxing, creative videos like this. Love the spaceship ambience.
Omg I was rewatching the whole series just yesterday hoping for a new one! Thanks Amy!!
Edit : Chimken got me dead
I love the chicken part of this seires đ
I have my own chickens, and i gotta say, most of the things you said about them is correct! Exept you didnt mention that chickens are big brats đ (and bonus points for using realistic chicken feathers and a realistic egg đ)
That surprised reaction is pure gold đ
That intro was gold, I already know that this is gonna be amazing, I can't wait to see where the next chapter in the not cow story takes us!
I hope we someday get to meet Beeblebrox.
@@TomMSTie1138 One can only hope... But someday... Maybe someday
15:20 i like to think the reason they keep abducting chickens is because Brood Mother just genuinely enjoys eggs đł
This series is just too good! I have no what goes through Amy Kay's mind to come up with these idea's but they are absolute gold!!!
I love the idea that by talking about the chimken heartbeat that the other chimkens understood what she was saying and followed her directions
Never thought I'd miss being Not-Cow. Love this series.
I never would've guessed that aliens talk like the Chic Fil A Cows, but I'm all for it
You saying chimken gives me incredible amounts of serotonin
This is the most adorable one yet, thanks for the new installment Amy!!
This is my favorite ASMR series, itâs as funny as it is relaxing
Yes!! The next part in the awesome not-cow series, this is going to be super relaxing and entertaining đ
yeah this whole series has become one of if not 'the' crown jewels of all the ASMR content on CZcams
@@MarkoDash this and goodnight moonâs babblebrook series
@@nephriteasmr Yeah, two great series to be sure.
yâknow what i like about amyâs videos? the unique ideas she comes up with hehe
they always manage to make me giggle a little and are always relaxing :)
I knowww! Tyty Amy for all you do đ
Ok I absolutely need the next episode to this series like yesterday â€ïž I absolutely love this series and watching all ur videos â€ïž put me to sleep every time. Thank u for making such good relaxing videos for all of us â€ïž