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ASMR Alien Abduction & Exam | Huuuman or Cow?? 🐄👽(Spaceship ambience, Gloves Sounds)
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- čas přidán 31. 08. 2022
- Beeblebrox says he did not abduct Not Cow and I must prove his failure. But where has Not Cow gone?? Broodmother informs me that the not cow is an Earth being known as "moooooman" and helps me to find the bag of flesh. Cow and Moooman are too similar! How am I to tell them apart??
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Disguised as a series of entertaining ASMR videos this series is actually a deeply philosophical work of art that sends you on a spiritual journey of self-discovery to find out who or rather *what* you really are
She slowly makes me think I am cow 🤣
Man that one was really deep haha
Wait... I'm not a cow? 🐄 I must be chimkin...no?! 🐓 hmmm flesh bag it is. 👝
That's just the sort of thing that an art critic _would_ say....
LeBron James
I'm beginning to wonder if we were working as a Chick-fil-A mascot when we were abducted and are still wearing the cow costume.
😂 too funny!
HAHA
That's why I haven't seen many in the suits these days. They're all abducted 😭
Maybe we’re a mute toddler 🤔 also maybe wearing a cow onesie?
@@remizyt that’s actually cute!.0.
I love how the amount of videos of the aliens discussing whether we are cow, chicken or just general bag-of-flesh, while never considering that we are alien even though we look exactly like them, underlines the very point of broodmother. The point being that they are dumb as rocks. But I love them and one day we will all live together in harmony under rule of our Cow and Chicken Overlords.
The real question is are we a useless bag of flesh?
The answer is yes, yes we are
@@doglover4734 you need to work on your self-esteem.
Actually, this character considered we might be aliens--that's why she tested our gOoEyNeSs around 12:45. In fairness, I think this particular alien is basically meant to be the smartest of the dumb-as-rock crew.
@@TheNameTag I wasn’t talking about myself, but let’s go with that
@@ikilleddrsunshine well not sure she said useless. I know she says bag of flesh.
I’m so glad I live in the timeline that has the not-cow storyline. Truly such a fun series😊🚫🐮
🙏We thank our god for including us in their, not-cow, chicken, depressed chicken, huuman (mooman), and bag of flesh timeline🙏
hey there
Imagine being in the timeline that has the not-rooster storyline. We truly live in the more quality timeline
Love this series
It's 80 parts adorable 20 parts sci fi and 100 parts relaxing I'm here for it! Amy Kay truely has a talent for portraying so many characters so realistically!👌
Lol first meeting "Who abducted this? This not cow."
Now : "They just look so similar."
Love this series
Well, to be fair, in the last video, we were painted to look like a cow by another alien lol.
I stumbled across this just minutes ago, and I am already deeply invested in the Legend of Not-Cow
@@bellinbluee really?? which video?
I like how this particular alien is arguably the smartest of the rank-and-file--the first to identify that we're not a cow, to check and make sure we're not an alien--and she's still absolutely, as the Broodmother kindly put it, dumb as rocks.
Agreed
I thought that this was the first alien that saw us?
@@lilybellerezvanian2546 it is the same one lmao. Watch the beginning of this vid.....
@@lilybellerezvanian2546 it is
When did Broodmother say that?
In my headcannon, beeblebrox absolutely knows that we are human, and thought it would be funny to yoink us on the ship because they were bored
😆
This is my headcanon as well
This take aged like marinade. Good call.
after this series is over i lowkey want like a therapy session where the therapist summarizes what the person has just told them (pausing for confirmation) and then in the end they reveal themselves to be Broodmother and asks us to join their empire
AWESOME idea! 🤩 I just wonder what our title would be... 🤔 Broodchild? Broodcaptain? Not-Broodmother? 😅 I like Broodcaptain, personally. 😁
That is literally genius and sounds so tingly I love it!
@@Miss_Myth imho Not-Broodmother, expert of not-cow beings seems like the most fitting title 🤣
In the end Brood Mother accepts us as Brood Daughter after an exam and series of tests.
Yes. Definitely
We’ve been blessed with another one!!! Love this series so much 🐮 🙌
Eeeee thank you so much for watching 😊💕🐄
What I find funniest about this series it's that "not cow" goes along with all this instead of straight up telling them what's going on.
I think it was said that we were so traumatized by the abduction and exams that we’ve gone mute
The "not cow" is a baby human
@@hetaliaxiis But babies would make sounds and not cow is seemingly completely mute.
@@asexualcrow1373 Not cow moos along thou so not fully mute
@@mutantthyla9195 perhaps selectively mute?
surprised that so many haven't picked up on that it's difficult for them to recognize us bc we've been disguised to look more like a cow, as per the previous video lol
Yeah I thought about that too. You make a good point.
ah yes, i thought of the gross nose slime when she said our nose was wet lol
I completely forgot about that lol thanks for the remind
Hehehe I’m the 69th like😎
@@theneverlanders7125 nice
So happy to see our first alien babe back. It's a sad shame she doesn't recognise me, Mr Not Cow, but I am very happy to hear of her promotion to Not Cow Investigation Service, or NCIS, and I look forward to meeting brood mother!
We've met Brood Mother 😂 I hope Beeblebrox will be next
@@sorapokeball I thought I remembered we were going to, but I seem to have forgotten her! I best go rewatch. Oh no. Such a chore! 😊😊😊
I think we are a different Not-cow this time!
Otherwise, she would have greeted us like a friend would!
@@ronaleelopiga2927 no I pretty sure we are the sane but sge doesn't recognise us because the previous alien gave us a mookover (a cow makeover)
@@ronaleelopiga2927 i think she is trying to find out if we ate the same not cow from before
the fact that this series introduced to me to her channel is just so✨✨
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Your voice sounds extra soothing in the not-cow videos and I love all the cool, different looks the various aliens have, they all look great.
~ T i m e s t a m p s ~
0:00 Alien finds us
1:08 Looks at us while telling the story
3:18 puts gloves on
4:04 shhhh it is okay, petting us
4:58 feeling our face, glove sounds
7:27 feeling our hair
8:03 more feeling our face
8:40 writing notes
9:10 measuring us
11:40 writing notes
12:45 tapping on our face
14:45 looking in our mouth
17:55 writing notes
18:50 showing us tea
20:00 trying to feed us the tea bag
20:54 writing notes
21:38 taking our temperature
22:30 looking in our eyes, eye exam, follow the light, how many fingers, etc
27:24 looking in our ears, ear to ear whispers
30:08 which side is the sound on
31:24 writing notes
31:58 looking at our hair
34:15 taking notes
36:34 seeing if we dance to music
37:14 taking notes
37:50 telling us goodnight
No replys?Well not anymore but thank you
Only one reply? Well not anymore
@@noellaird232 what?
Replys make the original coment go up the chain of coments right?
Thanks dude or dudette
I love that our pink-haired friend finally received justice as a not-cow expert!!!
The legend continues…
Not Cow shoul be a SCP
Hello agent
W pfp
It's legen... wait for it... dary.
This series deserves *ALL* the love& attention it received! 👽🛸🐄🚫
This series is so fun and relaxing! I would love one where we actually ARE just a cow! Short hair brushing, touching the sticky/wet nose, tapping on hooves or horns…. So many tingly opportunities - plus it could just be really funny & entertaining!
After being called Not Cow for so long and now Mooomen, I think I finally empathise with rescue dogs that get renamed. It's a strange experience.
Edit: This Not Cow also really liked the tea bag being shaken sound. So soothing!
An intelligent person: They used to call me stupid.
A random corpse: And they used to call me alive!
Being renamed has so many possible outcomes!
I just realized.. Mooomen = *Moomin*
Are we... moomins..?
*_is that way they're so confused about us!?_*
@@stephaniecourteoreille5972 Broodmother has confirmed we are human. They are confused because of the last episode where a misguided alien decided to make us look more like a cow.
I was in need for a new ASMR with a kind character of yours. I don't know why, but they always give me the most tingles 💖
I love how soft spoken she is, even with how unsure she is about us she's still making sure she's being gentle
Loved this video amy!
Gosh, the cow disguise from the last alien is really good! I hope the feathers from the one before that isn't going to be distracting, lol
The earlier visit from the alien that tried to make us more cowlike must have succeeded in confusing pinkie, as she was able to pick us out from the cows easily before
Love seeing the aliens gaslighting themselves into us being a cow escalating as the series goes on so they don't get in trouble lmao
I need to take a vacation with these aliens would be the most relaxing break ever ❤
I'd like to think that's why we don't say anything we just enjoy the break.
The ending is so cute, she's so excited with her findings. I was just smiling the entire time. What a wholesome series. We don't deserve these not-Huuuumans.
When I tell you I celebrated when we were officially not cow, I mean I pumped my fist in the air and cheered. A cinematic masterpiece.
Imagining the chaos going on in the background of this ship because of the not cow does put a smile on my face.
Mooo 🐄*
*Translation: Thanks for another awesome Not-cow video Amy, great way to start the new month, have a great September. This is my favorite ASMR series :)
No way, is she-
Is she the first one we met in this series!? OH! I'M SO GLAD TO SEE HER!!! T_T AHHH
I adore these videos. But the thing I'm most impressed with (other than the quality of makeup and cosmetics and such) is how you don't burst out laughing saying some of these things. I actually get some great laughs watching these from time to time. Thank you for blessing us with this fantastic content. 💙
I was saying on Twitter the other day that if an Asmrtist ever hosts Saturday Night Live I hope it's Amy because she's got the sense of humor for it.
@@jeremyfrost2636 Saturday Night Live was cancelled last i heard
@@huricane887 I haven't heard anything to that effect.
10 minutes into this and it is SO f**king relaxing, especially the gloves sounds and soft speaking! 😌❤️ Mega tingles in my scalp!
I rushed to see this as soon as I got a notification 🧍♀️
I've been waiting for this video, love this series and all of your other ones!
I like to imagine our poor protagonist’s reaction to being called a ‘mooman’ was just a massive sigh and “…close enough.”
I love these silly cow-obsessed aliens like you wouldn’t believe.
😂
I am so impressed by how well the aliens take such delicate care of the cows. Many moomans don’t treat cow as well. I love this series. So unusual, it keeps me coming back. Made me laugh when Not Cow does not eat tea. 😊🚫🐮
SHE'S BACK
I MISSED HER A LOT ;-;
GURL THEY THOUGHT I WAS A CHICKEN
I’ve been watching this series on loop since it was released and I LOVE IT. The premise, the characters, it’s so nice to have a plot that doesn’t let you get bored. When you really think about it you begin to wonder if actual aliens really WOULD think all mammals were the same creature. I listen to this sometimes just for fun, and seriously think someone should make it a movie.
Amy, when you made the first Not Cow video, did you ever think it would get this popular, starting a whole series and even merch? Anyway, love the video!
I just want to ask if you could do more of the foamy noises you made with the alien slime it’s so good but everything you do turns out amazing! Keep up the lovely work you’ve helped me rest peacefully 💕
There were a lot of different noises in that one, was it a specific sound or just foamy in general?
Omg I didn’t think you’d see this but the sounds of the gloves and the foam just sounds sublime but all of you videos are so tingly x
I was watching through all of the not cow series today and was blessed to see a new one. This series is a gift
I'm so glad she found us again! I was missing our alien friend! She's the only one who truly understands the not-cow ❤
THANK YOU for this! I’m lying in bed coughing and having a hard time breathing (through my nose) and I think if anything in the world can help me sleep now it is this video. Heaven sent! ❤
Ugh, sounds like me. Hope you're well soon!
@@tgbluewolf like me to. Feel like dying can't stop coughing
@@tgbluewolf I hope you too!
Jesus bro what you got
Monkeypox
COVID
Hempatitis
Giganmosorie
What you is? 🤨
@@Alexsomnia for me nothing. Was tested negative for covid flu a or b. Mono strep for whooping for TB. Pneumonia or bronchitis . Just given a heavy antibiotic that knocks whatever it was out
Amy, you are a master at micro expressions... And it makes the video sooo much better, thankyou for the amazing work with this series, so good!
I love this series so much I swear Not cow will forever live on! ♥️💛🐄
Me going to work every day: I am a normal well adjusted human
Me at bedtime: I am not cow, hear me moo
The first video of this series i was like “this is so stupid i dont get it” cut to this video dropping today and i have arrived at “this is so comforting I completely get it”
“I’m sorry, I don’t understand your moo.” 😊 That just put so much magic into my day.
Amy please stop making these videos so relaxing. I cannot follow the plot of the series if I keep falling asleep mid way through and requiring several rewatches.
I feel at this point, I am more than able to talk and confirm I am a mooman, but I’m taking this as an opportunity to not have to go to work so I’m staying silent and just mooing on command
Boss: "Okay, so what was your real reason why you were not at work yesterday?"
You: "MOOO!"
Boss: 👀
I don't know why but this series of ASMR videos make me so happy because I find it hilarious Amy does such a good job ❤
In all the ASMR I have watched, this makes the top 5 tingliest videos I have ever seen. I didn't even think it was possible to tingle anymore. That light sensitivity part really really took the cake for me. Amazing video omg I can not specify how thankful I am for your hard work! Thank you so much your videos are amazing and I have slowly fallen in love with your channel.
I like how all of them are very kind and gentle with us.
she should sell a shirt that says "I'm not like OTHER cows" (copy and past if you agree, this chain was started by @BabyDino)
Hahah that's witty!
@@AmyKayASMR thank you!
I want a mooman shirt
The pure innocence of being not cow makes this such an entertaining series
Tell me why I’m not only completely fine with her making 100+ more videos like this but I actively want it. Hear my prays my alien lords BRING US MORE ASMR.
Strangely enough......i have been missing this series. Thank you, Queen 🥰🥰
The clueless aliens trying to figure out if we're cow (or chicken), is one of my favourite asmr series
I am autistic and was reaching autistic burnout after being around people so much, this was absolutely the PERFECT most relaxing video for some reason. Sometimes latex glove sounds make my sensory issues go brrr but this was perfect and did not do that at all
It's the series that keeps on giving! Love it.
You are cow until proven guilty!
Brilliant!
God forbid these guys abduct a platypus
Fun fact! Cows do not have an upper set of teeth! Just a hard palate! They use their tongue, which is rough, almost like a cat's, wrap around the grass and pull it up, grind it up with their bottom choppers! Cows are so cool! They also don't have four stomachs! Just one stomach with four compartments! 🐮🐄
The voice is perfect. It's the perfect tone of intrigue and curiosity
I imagine those notes our alien friends take are like fanfics to the broodmother. So many twists before the not-cow finale, so much suspense!
I love this series so much and also helps me feel good even when I’m nonverbal or anxious (i'm neurodivergent)
I'm neurodivergent too, I wonder how many of us ASMR helps. Might be that this is actually a thing.
Nuerodivergent too, and I also find ASMR very helpful
What's neurodivergent
@@huricane887 ADHD, autism and other similar disorders.
@huricane887
People who are nuerodivergent and people who’s minds work differently from the nuerotipical, or normal person’s brain. For instance, people with autism, anxiety, ADHD, or OCD. There are many more that would take a while to explain, but I hope this helps!
0:00- Starting
4:58- Investigating ^…^
6:03 Suspicious and Looking
6:13 Inspecting Cow’s Head! 🐮
6:45 Please MOOOOO
7:00 More Investigating ✨🤏🏻
7:22 Touching you ( Relaxing! )
8:40 Writing ✍️
9:13 Measuring your skull! 📏
10:32 Measuring your Body
10:59 Measuring your Eyes and Some Relaxing Whispers!
12:46 Checking Ridgity of Cow
13:26 You are not Alien 👾
14:07 You are different!
14:23 Looking inside your “ Cow Mouth “ 👄 🐄
15:59 Looking on your Teeth 🦷
16:54 Looking Closely on your Mouth
17:55 More Writing! 📖
18:50 Getting Tea ☕️
20:13 Eat The Teabag
21:50 Checking Your Body Temperature
22:28 Look at the Light!
23:10 Looking 👀
23:41 Look at the Alien’s Fingers! ✌🏻
23:45 Checking your cow vision
27:25 Looking in to your “cow” ears and whispers! 👂
29:39 Checking and Whispering Again
30:16 Moving her Hands 🙌
32:00 Checking Your Hair ( Your hair is totally a wig. )
36:42 Beep Boop Beep Boop 👽
37:15 Intense Writing ✍️ 💨
37:54 Good Night! 💤😘
Shirt/merch idea: “Cow until proven guilty”
I want to give Beeblebrox a hug, cause with them picking me up I would never get the best sleep of my life! I'd also like to have a word with them about not taking human but then hug then again because this series is one of my favorite and puts me to sleep everytime!
You do so well at coming up with entertaining/funny videos that are still super relaxing!!! I would be giggling the entire time I was trying to film this!
Only recently watched A Hitchhikers guide to the galaxy and was introduced to Beeblebrox, now it makes sense here💜
I love this series it makes me fall asleep so fast I can’t wait for more if you do decide to make more
I SWEAR THIS IS THE MOST WHOLESOME ASMR SERIES EVER
Yesss. my favorite alien friends return. thank you as always amy for the peace of mind 😊
This such a fun series but holy damn I would take the tea in my mouth and hold on to it just to give them the indication that I'm human 🤣
That background hum is amazing and really makes this whole thing! It needs to be in more videos
So happy to have our first friend back! But she doesn’t recognize us cause of the makeover!! I love this whole series so much ♥️
Yay!! Another Not-Cow video. I’ve been patiently waiting for this. Thank you!😂💕
cowboys grow up into moomen
the cutest alien ever. i love this voice!!!
pleeeeeease bring this voice back in the future!! the tingles are insane✨✨✨✨
I CAN'T I'M LAUGHING SO LOUDLY I had my eyes half closed loving the glove sounds still in the beginning until she went ahead and said "come here cow🙂👐🏻" AND I CAN'T STOP LAUGHING I LOVED THAT SO MUCH IT LITERALLY GOT ME SO BAD XBJCISKFNDK
I am so invested in this series! Thank you Amy!! I really appreciate your work
Love this! I hope there will be more of this series
I've been into this series for awhile now. Ill go awhile without watching it so when I turn this series back on its like a new video. Absolutely love your creativity. A lot of making and producing goes into these and it definitely shows, you are very appreciated and loved, 😇💖
I get excited every time there's a new "not-cow" video 😁 well done Amy an amazing job as always, we love you and your videos! 💖
I love this series so much. Laughs and tingles!
The only thing sad about this is I will fall asleep before the conclusion! The suspense is killing me
I've watched this every night since it came out, still not gotten to the end...
All I can think of is starfire while watching this😭
I'm so proud of her ❤️
She's learnt so much ❤️
If the aliens in Area 51 are like this, I see why the government is working hard to protect them
I don’t know why but when you said “all bags of flesh are soft” at 7:15 I absolutely lost it 😂😂😂 I want a T-shirt with that on it
I'm just a Moooman disguised as a cow 🐄 just so I don't have to deal with work... or other adult responsibilities. Let me moo in peace.
Omg this makes me so happy after a long day of studying! Thank you, Amy! Was waiting for another not-cow video! 🥰
No clue why but the "rigidity test" gave me such strong tingles lol. If only i could find more like that
I love the facial expressions you use for these guys
These aliens are gonna have their minds blown if a real calf does happen to be born on the ship. ;)
Glad to be here for the upload, I’m so tired right now, and need sleep 🙏 thanks for this 💤
My favorite series! Cows are my favorite animal! I can't even remember how many times i've watched this, it's just so damn relaxing, and hasn't failed to put me to sleep yet. Thank you Amy!!
Fun fact: Cows kill more people every year than my favorite animal (sharks).
The not-cow saga continues! Can’t wait to watch and see what you do next Amy!
this is my favourite Asmr series on youtube !!!