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  • čas přidán 15. 08. 2024
  • Today you've been abducted! These aliens have a rule to only abduct cows, but it seems like Beeblebrox had to much fun and abducted you as well! Our alien here is very confused, and needs to inspect you to make sure you are not actually a cow :P
    This video by Daisy Banaisy ASMR was so darn cute it made me want to make an alien ASMR! Please please check it out! I am realizing now that they are really similar so I feel bad so I really hope you all check her out! : • 👽 Human-Loving Alien G...
    0:00 Who's Cow is That?
    2:06 Gloves/ Inspecting face
    4:44 "Say Moo"/ Teeth Inspection
    6:46 Food?
    8:04 Ear Inspection/Close Whispers
    10:52 Eye Inspection
    12:56 Measuring You
    15:25 Checking Heart Beat/Lungs
    17:43 Hair Inspection
    20:43 Hoof (Hand) Massage
    24:09 Final Report
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  • @AmyKayASMR
    @AmyKayASMR  Před 3 lety +5037

    1 Like on this Video = 1 Wikipedia Page on Alien Abduction
    Thank you all for watching :) Don't forget to like and subscribe maybe? (❁´◡`❁)
    This video by Daisy Banaisy ASMR was so darn cute it made me want to make an alien ASMR! Please please check it out! I am realizing now that they are really similar so I feel bad so I really hope you all check her out! :czcams.com/video/VjUBZL3ZsQw/video.html

    • @mohamedninja85
      @mohamedninja85 Před 3 lety +25

      I'm so Good see asmr

    • @mrmusicverse
      @mrmusicverse Před 3 lety +25

      @@chelseaprincess2933 I found her alien video very confusing to follow (Daisy Banaisy ASMR). I was not able to figure out the plot line.

    • @MrJCVDTC
      @MrJCVDTC Před 3 lety +18

      But why cow ????? Are they superior to human like dolphin in H2G2 ?

    • @willfomes406
      @willfomes406 Před 3 lety +31

      Beeblebrox the creator of The Pan Galactic Gargle-Blaster (AKA Intergalactic Absinthe)

    • @jayclark5534
      @jayclark5534 Před 3 lety +5

      Amazing

  • @changi4729
    @changi4729 Před 3 lety +7447

    “You look nothing like cow”
    - The nicest thing anyone has ever said to me

    • @kuehnerthanyou3409
      @kuehnerthanyou3409 Před 3 lety +201

      Bro cows be cute as hell

    • @Suki_Dokidoki
      @Suki_Dokidoki Před 3 lety +181

      @@kuehnerthanyou3409 ikr, have you seen baby cows? Cutest shit I’ve ever seen

    • @JustAhri19
      @JustAhri19 Před 3 lety +59

      @@Suki_Dokidoki i prefer moles, they smol, cute and extremely fluffy

    • @Suki_Dokidoki
      @Suki_Dokidoki Před 3 lety +38

      @@JustAhri19 oh yes I agree, they’re super cute too

    • @Suki_Dokidoki
      @Suki_Dokidoki Před 3 lety +26

      @@JustAhri19 They kinda look like Tardigrades (Also called Water bears)

  • @adhderallic
    @adhderallic Před 3 lety +6516

    "Hold still, cow." has to be the best line in any ASMR video ever.

  • @ZombieOfMist
    @ZombieOfMist Před 2 lety +505

    I love the genuine tone and expression of distress and concern in the beginning at "we only abduct COW! This NOT COW!"

  • @psyche_therainsilk
    @psyche_therainsilk Před 2 lety +791

    I love how the alien is just like:
    “Cow, please moo”
    “Cow, hold out hooves please”
    Like, do the regular cows respond? At least she had manners. :)

    • @isabellacronin4312
      @isabellacronin4312 Před rokem +10

      Fr

    • @pastel_moth_guts
      @pastel_moth_guts Před rokem +18

      Disney princess energy

    • @creacontusmanos1172
      @creacontusmanos1172 Před 4 měsíci +11

      I dont think they actually test the cows if they look like cows. Because it's like this: 🐮🐮🐮😨🐮🐮🐮, Just saying nothing rude btw

  • @ArtoriasB
    @ArtoriasB Před 3 lety +7161

    It was clearly the wrong night to have worn the cow onesie

    • @amelliaballard3237
      @amelliaballard3237 Před 3 lety +169

      BAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA OMG🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

    • @longleglarry
      @longleglarry Před 3 lety +124

      omg I have a cow onesie too :)))

    • @the.onesamreid
      @the.onesamreid Před 2 lety +95

      omg i saw this and i just died laughing and its 1 am on a school night... BAHAHHAIJIHFERNFJENIFDENDFISHIS

    • @mayatheshadowladysublimina7885
      @mayatheshadowladysublimina7885 Před 2 lety +44

      @@the.onesamreid girl!, it’s 12:14 for me!, and I font wanna wake my mom or my bro! “Insert quite vocoded wheeze”
      😂

    • @juliematthews4874
      @juliematthews4874 Před 2 lety +33

      It’s 3:00 on a work night and here I sit eating chip watching

  • @patrickh3895
    @patrickh3895 Před 3 lety +2876

    Amy: “whose cow is that?!”
    Me: “y’all abducted me because you thought I was a cow?!?!…….mannnn I didn’t ask for me or my self esteem to get abducted today but here we are….”

    • @slade6257
      @slade6257 Před 3 lety +6

      500,000 mulawns ...dear God

    • @FrogEnthusiast_TheOneAndOnly
      @FrogEnthusiast_TheOneAndOnly Před 3 lety +10

      First time for everything soldier

    • @IGoByBeastbb
      @IGoByBeastbb Před 3 lety +12

      @Queen Elsa get out of here

    • @aaron_64
      @aaron_64 Před 3 lety +9

      Well atleast she didn't think you looked anything like a cow

    • @TurboBronco239
      @TurboBronco239 Před 18 dny

      It was Beeblebrox, plus, she says early that we don't look like cow, so don't worry 😊

  • @lucabeard532
    @lucabeard532 Před 2 lety +2170

    My room: *is quiet*
    Amy: "Say moo."
    My cat: MROW!
    Amy: "Moo."
    Cat: MrOOW!

  • @swahilimaster
    @swahilimaster Před 2 lety +1975

    I like to think humans are nearly identical to her species biologically, but the lack of face dots makes us somehow entirely unrecognizable and alien to her.
    Also I can picture them doing this exact exam on every cow regardless of response from the cow.

    • @TheMentorOfMomos
      @TheMentorOfMomos Před 2 lety +237

      Oh my god that makes so much sense, THE POINTS TRIGGER THEIR FACIAL RECOGNITION

    • @existenceispain_geekthesiren
      @existenceispain_geekthesiren Před 2 lety +104

      I know. They are very intelligent and so clueless and I love it

    • @KPBN13
      @KPBN13 Před 2 lety +57

      I don’t think they know that human species exist? 🤔🤔🧐🧐 just cow and chicken??

    • @_.NEZUKO.KAMADO_
      @_.NEZUKO.KAMADO_ Před 2 lety +50

      when we look exactly like broodmother:🤭

    • @LyaksandraB
      @LyaksandraB Před 2 lety +47

      My money is on her seeing a different range of light, if her eyes even work like that. Yours is funnier, though.

  • @MrFerchin12
    @MrFerchin12 Před 3 lety +2468

    I love the fact that an alien couldnt find a cow, and instead took a human and said “It’s a baby cow?” As an explanation 😂

    • @coffeetastesreallygood
      @coffeetastesreallygood Před 10 měsíci +17

      its like my work excuses- "why didnt u come in on wendesday" "sorry it was [insert holiday of culture or religion i dont partake in but know somebody who does]" my boss doesnt like me :D

  • @henkkamatikaine2808
    @henkkamatikaine2808 Před 3 lety +3442

    Nothing quite like being called a cow for half an hour straight and almost falling asleep to it.

  • @SteirnarUlf
    @SteirnarUlf Před 2 lety +958

    "Beeblebrox, we only abduct cow! This not cow!"
    Beeblebrox: "Infant cow, maybe?"
    *visible confusion followed by disapproving glare*
    "If you're wrong I'm telling mom on you."

  • @doctor_disco1334
    @doctor_disco1334 Před 2 lety +123

    “say moo” has to be one of my favourite asmr lines ever - it’s weirdly comforting

  • @JorisJoestar
    @JorisJoestar Před 3 lety +9309

    Being abducted because I was mistaken for a cow is actually one of the more realistic scenarios. Immersion 100

  • @feh_x3
    @feh_x3 Před 3 lety +2736

    The “WHOSE COW IS THIS???” ended up making me laugh when I was half asleep

  • @LesbianCryptid
    @LesbianCryptid Před 2 lety +310

    Is it just me who *loves* the constant spaceship buzz in the background?😍

    • @Finfun155
      @Finfun155 Před 2 lety +9

      well crap, we will be in the backrooms soon

    • @VNG_oof
      @VNG_oof Před rokem +4

      It was great on my iPad but now on my phone the hum is more like a loud buzzing of a bee

    • @itsp4nd428
      @itsp4nd428 Před rokem +7

      It like I just joined an Among us lobby💁‍♀️

  • @Scardy
    @Scardy Před 2 lety +144

    Also, imagine them trying to give a cow a bunch of instructions.
    👽 “Say moo”
    🐮 “moo”
    👽 “Good, they understand language”

  • @spiritgaming4866
    @spiritgaming4866 Před 2 lety +3690

    She’s so darn cute she tells the “cow” when she is about to do something so it’s not in distress🥺

  • @lapsedgoth
    @lapsedgoth Před 3 lety +9620

    Anxiety level: pretending to be cow so alien doesn't get fired for abducting a not cow.

    • @RKX17
      @RKX17 Před 3 lety +346

      I really don't want to see a "not cow" considering what I've heard about not dear...

    • @attilacishar
      @attilacishar Před 2 lety +68

      Really high

    • @jonbruce9709
      @jonbruce9709 Před 2 lety +187

      "..get fired for abducting not cow"🤣😂 I love that

    • @ashmelech.r6911
      @ashmelech.r6911 Před 2 lety +67

      Moo?

    • @AlonePringles
      @AlonePringles Před 2 lety +35

      okay but like.. YES.

  • @keeprkyd
    @keeprkyd Před 2 lety +65

    i can’t tell you how happy the brown noise in the back is making me

    • @kampfh7150
      @kampfh7150 Před rokem +28

      Brown noise? What's that? "Relaxing tones that'll make you shit"?

    • @Iliketurtles597
      @Iliketurtles597 Před rokem +9

      @@kampfh7150 I LAUGHED WAY TOO HARD AT THIS 😭 (it’s a diff version of white noise too Lmfaooooo)

  • @faequeentitania
    @faequeentitania Před 2 lety +80

    I've lost track of how many times I've watched this. So freaking cute, so amusing, so relaxing. One of my absolute favorite ASMR series for sure. ❤🐄🐮

  • @GraceNotGurce
    @GraceNotGurce Před 3 lety +18395

    It’s just making me giggle thinking about being trapped in a spaceship with a bunch of cows, like: 🐮🐮🐮😐🐮🐮

    • @isaiahdemarce8874
      @isaiahdemarce8874 Před 3 lety +953

      This is a priceless thought that’ll forever live rent free in my head

    • @ashameddonald6674
      @ashameddonald6674 Před 3 lety +1066

      What if we’re a cow on a human ship,but the aliens don’t know what a human looks like... 😐😐😐😐🐮😐😐😐

    • @James-bs7zp
      @James-bs7zp Před 3 lety +45

      ‘-‘

    • @bluexwings
      @bluexwings Před 3 lety +84

      Hahaha Same here! 😂❤

    • @jordyn7470
      @jordyn7470 Před 3 lety +129

      🐄🐄🐄🧍🏼‍♀️🐄🐄

  • @nicolegozzi1624
    @nicolegozzi1624 Před 3 lety +2492

    “That’s a very weird moo”
    EXCUSE YOU that was my best attempt.

  • @phantomisi4575
    @phantomisi4575 Před rokem +27

    “Who’s cow is that?” has the same energy as “Who’s horse is that?”

  • @Ye4life
    @Ye4life Před 2 lety +72

    POV: your watching this for the 50th time cause it’s the best asmr video ever made in human…. In cow history

  • @cherry_blossom5372
    @cherry_blossom5372 Před 3 lety +2210

    Let's appreciate that the human is actually going moo when it can actually talk. I think its because this is so relaxing.

  • @pokemonmaster185
    @pokemonmaster185 Před 3 lety +1310

    What a day to be named Kao the biggest misunderstanding ever made by the aliens

    • @JulieandWill
      @JulieandWill Před 2 lety +92

      I guess the person who abducted you wasn't wrong...well other then they had the wrong kinda of `cow`

    • @elizabethedmonds8127
      @elizabethedmonds8127 Před 2 lety +36

      @@JulieandWill THEY FOUND A KAO, GOSH DARN IT, THEY DID EXACTLY WHAT WAS ASKED OF THEM 😤😤😤

    • @kaukau217
      @kaukau217 Před 6 měsíci +5

      As a fellow Kau, this happens more often than you think. 🤷‍♀️

  • @RedJohnston1
    @RedJohnston1 Před 10 měsíci +16

    I can't believe this series is still going 2 years later i love the new vid

  • @Soaxee
    @Soaxee Před 2 lety +15

    'If you're wrong I'm reporting you to brood mother' gives me the same vibes as 'if you don't give me the iPad I'm telling mom'

  • @WidthTomJones
    @WidthTomJones Před 3 lety +2876

    I like to think we played along just because we felt bad if we were responsible for getting someone fired

    • @mars7609
      @mars7609 Před 3 lety +55

      Idk why i figured it was a baby

    • @todorokisfavouriteobject9109
      @todorokisfavouriteobject9109 Před 3 lety +73

      Definitely something I’d do + I’d be highly interested in how they would figure out if I was a cow or not

    • @analogicparadox
      @analogicparadox Před 3 lety +105

      I don't want Beeplebrox to get reported to the brood mother :/

    • @facelesssmoon9765
      @facelesssmoon9765 Před 3 lety +13

      I’d be bored and just go with it or I’d be happy to skip work

    • @KeitieKalopsia
      @KeitieKalopsia Před 3 lety +48

      @@mars7609 she did say at the beginning that we were small and bald (01:29)
      She did inspect our hair later, so maybe we weren’t bald after all, idk
      Edit: it turns out she called us bald bc we’re not fuzzy. We’re still “small” though, but it might just be in comparison to a whole cow.

  • @MoffinMouse
    @MoffinMouse Před 3 lety +4814

    Me: ah yes I shall settle down with some ASMR
    Amy: *WHO’S COW IS THAT*

  • @hanabi235
    @hanabi235 Před 2 lety +35

    I love how she is giving instructions to a cow on where to look during the eye exam 😂👌🏻

  • @Shay739
    @Shay739 Před 2 lety +23

    I laughed so hard after she said “breath cow” 😂
    Thank you at least I’m relaxed now

  • @echo932
    @echo932 Před 3 lety +660

    "infant cow?? 👁👁" baby cows are adorable this is the best compliment ever

  • @kevinmandrile5074
    @kevinmandrile5074 Před 3 lety +2436

    Alien: "It doesn't look anything like cow." 👽
    Me: "Thank God!" 😅 😂

    • @randomowlondrugs6319
      @randomowlondrugs6319 Před 3 lety +10

      @Queen Elsa Elsa how you and Anna doing

    • @laneyy8631
      @laneyy8631 Před 3 lety +7

      @Queen Elsa Yo how’s life in that forest

    • @ghostie3069
      @ghostie3069 Před 3 lety +6

      @Queen Elsa is Honeymaren your girlfriend yet?

    • @panzercrewman616
      @panzercrewman616 Před 3 lety +1

      She will get confused when she learned that a baby cow is a calf and a bodypart on the leg is called the calf

    • @vortex3574
      @vortex3574 Před 3 lety +1

      F14 Tomcat cool

  • @unholyzoe
    @unholyzoe Před 2 lety +17

    This is honesty my favourite asmr ever. I have never had tingles before but being a not cow gives me the warmest feeling. It's lovely to feel appreciated Amy and Brood Mother! Live long and prosper and may the force be with you. 🖖👽👾

  • @rurushu.megasseart614
    @rurushu.megasseart614 Před 2 lety +22

    To think its going to be a year since this series started. I absolutely love it- I mean- mooo

  • @oatmealpony
    @oatmealpony Před 3 lety +1063

    really hoping for a sequel to this in which the alien abducts what they think is a human, but it becomes very apparent that they actually accidentally abducted a cow

  • @vividesu9943
    @vividesu9943 Před 2 lety +572

    when she said “breathe cow, like this [breathes] but with cow lungs” i woke up from half asleep laughing. never knew i needed this video until i found it 🥲🥰

  • @Lorna.Bowman
    @Lorna.Bowman Před 10 měsíci +9

    You're acting has definitely got of really high quality (not saying it was good before) just the way you get into character, I've noticed a difference. Shame you don't have any 'not cow' merch.

    • @AmyKayASMR
      @AmyKayASMR  Před 10 měsíci +3

      Thank you :) and actually I do! Just launched some 👍 inviz.tv/collections/amy-kay-asmr

  • @screechfest3595
    @screechfest3595 Před 2 lety +18

    revisiting this series just for the occasional "say moo"

  • @ArcticGaming133
    @ArcticGaming133 Před 3 lety +4181

    I like to think that the only reason I didn’t just say, “I’m a human actually,” is because I was so bored of my day that I just decided to play along with this and only say “moo” when asked to.

    • @flaoro
      @flaoro Před 3 lety +255

      No we heard her talking to her friend and realized that someone could get fired over this

    • @lary_uwu6027
      @lary_uwu6027 Před 3 lety +177

      "at least im not at work"

    • @zahraseeto193
      @zahraseeto193 Před 3 lety +19

      Same

    • @p.j.9404
      @p.j.9404 Před 3 lety +17

      I also played along

    • @leanndooeerr
      @leanndooeerr Před 3 lety

      If you audibly respond to asmr videos you’re a loser

  • @eykyra
    @eykyra Před 3 lety +1791

    The alien: looks like a human itself
    Also the alien, looking at a human: *You sure it's an infant cow?*

    • @jjaayy3063
      @jjaayy3063 Před 3 lety +203

      I have a theory for this , they are actually just like very wildly different beings and present at the most familiar thing to you just from ur appearance / your memory depending on how intelligent the alien is so we look human are used to humans and it presents as human but for cows it’ll show as maybe another cow or their farmer or something and for some very introverted humans they’ll get a cat or a dog or something unusual

    • @eykyra
      @eykyra Před 3 lety +27

      @@jjaayy3063 Wow that's a very cool idea!

    • @madenusa2667
      @madenusa2667 Před 3 lety +29

      @@jjaayy3063 I have a theory
      Bush did 9/11

    • @fork6761
      @fork6761 Před 3 lety +20

      @@madenusa2667 You might be on to something

    • @6g882
      @6g882 Před 3 lety +4

      Exactly lmao

  • @jenandjoshquesada248
    @jenandjoshquesada248 Před 11 měsíci +7

    Bro I watch this 2 years ago and it’s still the best asmr vid to fall asleep to❤❤

  • @murdergoose.
    @murdergoose. Před 10 měsíci +4

    No way its already been 2 years since this came out

  • @jadenmurphy872
    @jadenmurphy872 Před 3 lety +498

    "I must investigate." Proceeds to put on gloves.
    Nervous whispering: I'd prefer if you didn't

    • @gacha_1883
      @gacha_1883 Před 3 lety +9

      I thought the same thing...
      😅😅😅

    • @gacha_1883
      @gacha_1883 Před 3 lety +6

      @@Kululu737 ok, glad to know that mentally stable people still exist
      🙂🙂🙂

    • @qxia_3142
      @qxia_3142 Před 3 lety +1

      @@gacha_1883 what does that have to do with someones mental stability?

    • @aaaXD263
      @aaaXD263 Před 3 lety +1

      I don’t get it pls explain 😭

    • @gacha_1883
      @gacha_1883 Před 3 lety +4

      @@aaaXD263 one word: colonoscopy

  • @lirakimyona
    @lirakimyona Před 2 lety +539

    I love how she just asks us to do things and we respond, as if there would be nothing odd about a cow doing that.

    • @eshbyesh
      @eshbyesh Před 2 lety +15

      SAY MOO

    • @Stage4autism
      @Stage4autism Před 2 lety +34

      @@eshbyesh
      Moo
      "Follow light"
      Okay
      "What?"
      Moo
      "Oh, okay, nevermind then."

    • @existenceispain_geekthesiren
      @existenceispain_geekthesiren Před 2 lety +28

      More intriguing is how she refers to English as Cow, implying that the cows speak English

  • @luvvbree
    @luvvbree Před 10 měsíci +5

    omg the fact that this was 2 years ago, time really flys

  • @savismith8222
    @savismith8222 Před 2 lety +10

    The tingles I got from this were fabulous!
    Also the giggles 🤭

  • @discontinuedchannel994
    @discontinuedchannel994 Před 3 lety +3301

    “Wait, this being is not a cow!”
    Uh.....moo?

    • @shriekingskeleton
      @shriekingskeleton Před 3 lety +36

      AHHHHHHHHHHHHH

    • @katelin9644
      @katelin9644 Před 3 lety +16

      @@shriekingskeleton dr strange!!! You watch asmr when ur off duty of trying to save the world?!??

    • @johnathanmanfre4769
      @johnathanmanfre4769 Před 3 lety +20

      @@katelin9644 helps him astral project more kalm

    • @MrBAILIES
      @MrBAILIES Před 3 lety +3

      If it means she/it will keep me I’m all in for role playing lol

    • @lou2288
      @lou2288 Před 3 lety +1

      This made laugh so much XD

  • @paganparanormal7655
    @paganparanormal7655 Před 3 lety +2239

    Alien: "We only abduct cows. This is not a cow!"
    Me: "My mother would disagree completely. Keeps saying I need the gym."

  • @yassiem3657
    @yassiem3657 Před 2 lety +20

    She has one of the softest voice and it's perfect for lurring me to sleep

  • @hannahhester8376
    @hannahhester8376 Před 2 lety +5

    Girl, you hit 1 freaking million views on this video in 4 months! Congrats!

  • @evayle3083
    @evayle3083 Před 3 lety +3127

    This definitely needs a “taking care of the possible cow” sequel!!! Loved this!!
    Edit: Holy "cow"! 😂 That's a lot of likes lol thank you!

    • @quentin927
      @quentin927 Před 3 lety +24

      After the Witcher, the butcher?

    • @mxragnarok3986
      @mxragnarok3986 Před 3 lety +3

      @@quentin927 🤣🤣🤣

    • @unholysheepgod1293
      @unholysheepgod1293 Před 3 lety +28

      Like lovingly or.... Otherwise? Because I would prefer lovingly ^~^'

    • @idiotbutransrights
      @idiotbutransrights Před 3 lety +3

      Yes

    • @evayle3083
      @evayle3083 Před 3 lety +11

      @@unholysheepgod1293 Oh goodness lol lovingly 😂😂😂 like feeding us or something!

  • @oliviasmith6511
    @oliviasmith6511 Před 3 lety +537

    "keeps trying to communicate in ways that aren't moo" LMAO

  • @eyeballs8285
    @eyeballs8285 Před 10 měsíci +4

    spaceship noises are so nice

  • @justonearepa
    @justonearepa Před rokem +12

    Amy Kay: “who’s cow is this?”
    Me: *smashes subscribe button*

  • @Hero-le9jb
    @Hero-le9jb Před 3 lety +2211

    This video was so realistic I got a link to a Wikipedia page about alien abduction. Seriously, under the title there is an alien abduction wiki page link.

    • @AmyKayASMR
      @AmyKayASMR  Před 3 lety +551

      Omg what lol? Weird

    • @SilverSkylark
      @SilverSkylark Před 3 lety +148

      Yeah same, I was very confused

    • @JD-km5ot
      @JD-km5ot Před 3 lety +85

      I got the same link too

    • @Hero-le9jb
      @Hero-le9jb Před 3 lety +240

      @@AmyKayASMR My guess is to stop spreading misinformation. Goddamn ASMRtists trying to prove aliens are real with their sounds.

    • @Stefanie_T.
      @Stefanie_T. Před 3 lety +70

      I even got the article in the german version, since I'm in Germany.

  • @sammuelhodges9025
    @sammuelhodges9025 Před 3 lety +505

    This roleplay was SOOOOO PRECIOUS! She's so sweet and innocent. The panic at the beginning was just so cute! Would love to see her in the future again, if possible. 😁

    • @suckingonsuga9061
      @suckingonsuga9061 Před 3 lety +6

      I too, love to see people panic.

    • @ssnightshade
      @ssnightshade Před 3 lety +5

      Quote "the panic at the beginning was just so cute!"...... I'm calling Hotch Morgan and Reid

    • @suckingonsuga9061
      @suckingonsuga9061 Před 3 lety +3

      @@ssnightshade Mmm Dr. Spencer Reid can profile me any day.

    • @BrittyHope
      @BrittyHope Před 3 lety

      @@suckingonsuga9061 🤣

    • @starquill__
      @starquill__ Před 2 lety +1

      WHOSE COW IS THIS???

  • @Cheese-v6r
    @Cheese-v6r Před 11 měsíci +6

    "If your wrong I am reporting you to brude mother"😂😂😂

  • @albinocrow6804
    @albinocrow6804 Před 2 lety +6

    This video gave me tingles for the first time in my life, people weren’t kidding! It’s extremely pleasant 😌

  • @beth9485
    @beth9485 Před 3 lety +479

    I love this, honestly, the start was so cute "this not cow" is the nicest thing anyone's said to me and "I report you to brood mother" made me chuckle, poor alien 😂🥰 also they treat the cows so well, they get their own grass

    • @beelzebubbellevue8698
      @beelzebubbellevue8698 Před 2 lety +11

      I'm not saying I'm jealous of a cow with how well these beings treat them, but I'm not saying I'm not jealous xD

    • @wilburexcuseme9917
      @wilburexcuseme9917 Před 2 lety

      This is where the good beef comes from

    • @jeremyfrost2636
      @jeremyfrost2636 Před rokem

      @@wilburexcuseme9917 Arby's. We have the meats!

  • @LivLilac
    @LivLilac Před 3 lety +500

    “This being is not a cow!!”
    Yeah…the jury’s still out on that one.

  • @blisles7626
    @blisles7626 Před 2 lety +5

    Can't sleep so wanted to find this one. CZcams shows Wikipedia explanation of alien abduction. Was laughing so much

  • @A1readyDead
    @A1readyDead Před 2 lety +4

    I love this video, I find it hilarious, I picture the alien knows I'm actually human and is just messing with me for a laugh

  • @stephen90944
    @stephen90944 Před 3 lety +858

    "Ummmm excuse me. I've been turned into a cow, can I go home now?
    Yzma: you are excused. Anyone else?!"

  • @sierabowen8
    @sierabowen8 Před 3 lety +2097

    Alternate title: “Starfire thinks you’re an infant cow 🐮”

    • @theapuiu1210
      @theapuiu1210 Před 3 lety +51

      Now thats Something awesome. But i think She would recognise a human since she was in Earth

    • @MrBiggyfoot69
      @MrBiggyfoot69 Před 3 lety +38

      @@theapuiu1210 but has she seen a baby cow?

    • @insanic2917
      @insanic2917 Před 3 lety +9

      lol

    • @qxia_3142
      @qxia_3142 Před 3 lety +19

      @@theapuiu1210 what if it was before she came to earth and was exiled by her sister?

    • @wolfpackgames7347
      @wolfpackgames7347 Před 3 lety +5

      @@MrBiggyfoot69 no

  • @hugosenet
    @hugosenet Před 10 měsíci +5

    Watching all the cow videos, realising this alien might be the only remotely smart one

  • @astromeda_notal13n
    @astromeda_notal13n Před 2 lety +4

    You don’t know how much I love your alien asmr series

  • @patchesthebat
    @patchesthebat Před 3 lety +230

    Her: inspecting me to see if I'm not a cow
    Me: panicking because a pretty alien lady is infront of me

  • @Giga-lemesh
    @Giga-lemesh Před 3 lety +708

    Ah yes, the well known larval stage of the cow life cycle, known as “humans”

    • @sleepiecassidy
      @sleepiecassidy Před 3 lety +5

      Ah yes

    • @TyraziumGod
      @TyraziumGod Před 3 lety +9

      I mean in Hindu culture if you have a lot of good Karma, you'll reincarnated as a cow, they are sacred in their country, but if you were a bad person you could respawn (jk reincarnate) as a cockroach or other vermin and creatures God made to spite us

    • @sheepen9000
      @sheepen9000 Před 3 lety +3

      It’s like a chrysalis stage

    • @hopefullyhelping6664
      @hopefullyhelping6664 Před rokem

      We all return to cow eventually…. The reincarnation cycle continues infinitely.

  • @thenativegamer443
    @thenativegamer443 Před 10 měsíci +5

    When you're being returned because you're not a cow😢😢😢😢😢😢😢😢 like please keep me. I don't want responsibilities.

  • @C-3-DAR
    @C-3-DAR Před 2 lety +7

    I always forget the ears are connected to the sinuses, so whenever she said "I will check ears for infection" I was like "Why would you do tha- ohhhhh"

  • @yGKeKe
    @yGKeKe Před 3 lety +399

    The fact that the algorithm automatically linked this video to wikipedia is hilarious.
    Edit: In the interest of fairness, I've decided this video should also be linked to a wikipedia article about cows.

    • @Alisibeth_Talia212
      @Alisibeth_Talia212 Před 2 lety +11

      Yeah, it's super hilarious. I kinda wanna read the article every time it comes up in these videos. 🤣🤣

    • @KosmosDream
      @KosmosDream Před 2 lety

      Time to get an X-Flies poster with the slogan, “I want to Believe.”

    • @skye_therandom2.048
      @skye_therandom2.048 Před 2 lety

      Well I found that out just now

  • @Fiona-cg7jj
    @Fiona-cg7jj Před 3 lety +419

    This should be what happens when sims get abducted

    • @void9448
      @void9448 Před 3 lety +17

      Except they give u a pregnant guy and an alien baby

    • @Fiona-cg7jj
      @Fiona-cg7jj Před 3 lety +8

      @@void9448 Could be a possible side effect but hey we can always send it back and pretend like it never happened 🤐

    • @m0thp1mp21
      @m0thp1mp21 Před 3 lety +9

      this is when bogos binted

    • @utatanepikoV5
      @utatanepikoV5 Před 3 lety +2

      @@m0thp1mp21 👽

    • @Nappa26
      @Nappa26 Před 3 lety +2

      Yes yes I agree although my sims have only been abducted like twice

  • @yellowhearrts
    @yellowhearrts Před rokem +3

    Who’s cow is that” made me laugh so hard then when “beeblebrox’s” name came up laughed so hard incried

  • @Certifiable
    @Certifiable Před rokem +3

    Amy:
    As a guy suffering epilepsy since the 90s, almost nothing much chills me out like this saga (in second place is Babblebrook's!).
    I often use the Not Cow playlist on loop to fall asleep with. No idea if it's the gentle tone, the innocent alien(s), the cute HHGTTG references or what, but 9 times out of 10, I wake up refreshed!
    For the restful break from the horrid crap my skull goes through (it isn't just seizures we get! Even on enough medications to count as a walking pharmacy, I get neurological malfunctions at random), thank you. 💜

  • @stratuslocktheautobot4421
    @stratuslocktheautobot4421 Před 3 lety +231

    Alien: say moo...moooo
    Me: uh quack?
    Alien: * opens mouth out of confusion*
    Me: *panic*
    Alien: say moo again
    Me: MOOOO!

  • @saeko274
    @saeko274 Před 3 lety +608

    *Yet not hungry*
    My stomach: Starts growling immediately

  • @Elderbook
    @Elderbook Před 2 lety +4

    "Who's cow is that? "
    Well, it's not mine.
    I am laughing sooo hard at that

  • @stevenmunoz2012
    @stevenmunoz2012 Před 2 lety +4

    Happy one million views

  • @thrrashed2423
    @thrrashed2423 Před 3 lety +472

    Alien: This not Cow
    Me: Yes not Cow
    Alien: Infant cow?
    Me: NO NO NO NO.....NOT COW NOT COW NO

    • @b.f.2461
      @b.f.2461 Před 3 lety +30

      Beeblebrox says you are cow.

    • @masonmerris2711
      @masonmerris2711 Před 3 lety +23

      @@b.f.2461 Beeblebrox is lazy, incompetent, fool

    • @sukoch.3062
      @sukoch.3062 Před 3 lety +2

      HAHAHAHA the best comment

  • @thatdude2248
    @thatdude2248 Před 3 lety +445

    10/10 hits every mark
    -entertaining
    -interesting
    -relaxing
    I will be listening to this again :)

    • @HarryStikers
      @HarryStikers Před 3 lety +18

      You forgot one
      -moo

    • @Kinginnit
      @Kinginnit Před 2 lety +3

      @@HarryStikers SHUT

    • @Kinginnit
      @Kinginnit Před 2 lety +1

      @@keshakep295 k

    • @Stannie_al
      @Stannie_al Před 2 lety +3

      I’ve watched this like 10 times now…😂

    • @thatdude2248
      @thatdude2248 Před 2 lety

      @@Stannie_al i absolutely love the two that she's done, I can't wait for part 3

  • @veshroom
    @veshroom Před 7 měsíci +1

    Weirdly enough, when I can’t figure out what asmr to listen to when bored or sleepy, I just come back to this series and drift off 😂 I love this series so much it’s indescribable

  • @skywardcloud7396
    @skywardcloud7396 Před 2 lety +2

    I am a connoisseur of sorts for RP's in ASMR and I honestly always find your videos fun and incredibly well acted. I really appreciate your work and I want to personally applaud your art!

  • @Mjolnir007
    @Mjolnir007 Před 3 lety +240

    „Who’s cow is that?“ and „Why is this bee unconscious?“ have got to be the two funniest lines to start an asmr video 🤣

  • @isarosa.45678
    @isarosa.45678 Před 3 lety +599

    "If you're wrong, I'm reporting you to Brood Mother."
    Me: Report his asssssssssssss

  • @rinabrown2795
    @rinabrown2795 Před 2 lety +2

    YEAH!!! 1 MILLION VIEWS!!!! CONGRATS AMY 👏 👏 👏 👏 👏 👏

  • @severinjones6426
    @severinjones6426 Před 11 měsíci +3

    "Whose cow is that?!"
    One of my favorite ASMR vid lines EVER.

  • @plaguemockter7235
    @plaguemockter7235 Před 3 lety +1847

    Her:*offers me grass*
    Me: “Oh that’s so kind and thoughtful of you, but unfortunately that will quite literally kill me if I eat it.”

    • @plaguemockter7235
      @plaguemockter7235 Před 2 lety +331

      Humans have a vestigial appendix, as we can live without one. In other herbivorous/omnivorous animals, the appendix is used to properly digest grasses and fibrous vegetation more efficiently, breaking through their waxy/irritant coating, but as humans no longer retain a fully functioning appendix, digesting wheats and grasses becomes extremely difficult and can quickly lead to indigestion and food poisoning.

    • @sp1derrblo0d
      @sp1derrblo0d Před 2 lety +174

      so- i should stop eating grass then?

    • @madamemaramay
      @madamemaramay Před 2 lety +126

      @@sp1derrblo0d you shouldn’t have done so in the first place- are you okay??

    • @sp1derrblo0d
      @sp1derrblo0d Před 2 lety +62

      @@madamemaramay yeah

    • @aweirdanimeweeb995
      @aweirdanimeweeb995 Před 2 lety +59

      Um... I've eaten grass before

  • @EHKodiak
    @EHKodiak Před 3 lety +139

    I love alien abduction ones, they are ALWAYS so weird as everyone has their own takes on it - but this is extra brilliant! Proper funny and bizarre

    • @tomashowell2686
      @tomashowell2686 Před 3 lety

      Do you have any suggestions for me then I love these

  • @Atruelozer
    @Atruelozer Před 2 lety +1

    The reflection in your eyes looks so damn cute. Ur make up too. This was so tingly and funny at the same time

  • @im_livvy8900
    @im_livvy8900 Před rokem +3

    When you don't want the alien to get in trouble: no no I'm a cow it's FINE! 😨🐄

  • @AsherLogan129
    @AsherLogan129 Před 3 lety +241

    I’ve enjoyed some of Amy’s sci-fi videos, but something about this one in particular just intrigues me the most.

  • @SxgarySwxet
    @SxgarySwxet Před 2 lety +137

    I love how she’s so calm and gentle and asks politely for things and tells what she’s doing to make sure we’re not nervous or spooked

  • @Sunsetluvs
    @Sunsetluvs Před 2 lety +4

    imagine being a toddler dressed up as a cow by an alien being abducted and getting examined

  • @parlerdisscuteretsameliore6005

    I love the idea this alien finds absolutely nothing strange with the fact I’m actively responding to her instructions.

  • @alext7222
    @alext7222 Před 3 lety +289

    Im honestly obsessed with this video. I’ve watched it at least 20 times already and it puts me to sleep so quickly. Wonderful combo of triggers and humor!

  • @slashbat2375
    @slashbat2375 Před 3 lety +266

    I think the reason I didn't just say "hey, I'm not a cow, I'm a human" is bc I didn't want Beevlebrox to get in trouble.

    • @RandomGerman8008
      @RandomGerman8008 Před 2 lety +5

      A lot of people are saying that, but personally doesn't make sense.
      You wouldn't even be trapped on the alien ship, being poked and prodded if it weren't for that moron that can't tell the difference between a human and a cow.

    • @slashbat2375
      @slashbat2375 Před 2 lety +11

      @@RandomGerman8008 that moron is doing their best🥺 everyone makes mistakes and I forgive them for this one

    • @Mr-Trox
      @Mr-Trox Před 2 lety +17

      @@slashbat2375 I would forgive him if the cute alien lady wasn't going to kill me by mistake.

  • @TipsnSnips
    @TipsnSnips Před rokem +4

    This series gives me Cat Valentine Energy and I love it