What If Obi Wan DID Buy The DEATHSTICKS? Star Wars Explained
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- čas přidán 13. 05. 2024
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Glad you enjoyed it!!
Star Wars Theory thankyou so much that song is lit 🔥🔥🔥
Star Wars Theory your high obi-wan is a rather good Thor
zach martin that is what I was thinking.
Star Wars Theory Wait.. If Obi Wan never fought Anakin, wouldn't Anakin obligate Padme to live with him?
Star Wars Theory q
Nope. There's no way Mace Windu would go to Dagobah with Luke ,there's just way too many motherfuckin' snakes on that motherfuckin' planet.
tarwagon I fuckin died when I read this comment
I had it! enough is enough! there are too many sith lords in muthafuckin senate!
What does Master Yoda look like?
tarwagon this comment LOL
tarwagon LOL!!!
the deathstick dealer is snoke
Taaha Najam confirmed
my god
Taaha Najam ITS TRUE OBI TOLD HIM TO RETHINK HIS LIFE AND THIS IS HOW HE DID IT !!!
Snoke is actually Luke's severed hand
The deathstick dealer is snoke cuz he likes to smoke. Bada Dum Tss.
XD
"More like, NOT the chosen one." Perfect stoned comeback.
We desperately need an animated version of this.
At least that's what Master Windu always says, he hates you by the way.
Obi-wan: *So uncivilized.* **throws death sticks away**
Anakin: *This is where the fun begins!*
it's over Obi-Wan I have The high ground
Wow, Obi sure got the HIGH ground
AntonyPancake nice
AntonyPancake 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
AntonyPancake The comment We've waited our whole Internet careers to read. 😭
Amazing ;D
It's over, Anakin, I have the... Woah, dude, you're so small down there! That's so rad!
And the Twist was that Obi Wan Was Snoke, The deathsticks melted his face
what the hell
no THE DEALER
That would be amazing.
Yes
Snoke gave Kylo Ren deathsticks, that is why he was so bad at fighting in episode 7.
"You will give me the deathsticks for free."
"I will give you the deathsticks for free."
"And give me all your money."
"And give you all my money."
Obi wan: I’m not brave enough for politics
3 deathsticks later: MY ALLEGIANCE IS TO THE REPUBLIC TO DEMOCRACY!
Lmao 😂
Some random guy: “do you even know why the outer rim succeeded in the first place?”
Looks like Obi-Wan's certainly got the "high" ground.
owlstag awn that Joke is over done now
ba dum crash
thank you for this overdone meme it still gets me
Hahaha
owlstag awn got'em
Obi Wan has accessed the Dank Side of the Force.
+FrakWithAria, the Deathsticks would be containing Meme Fuel.
FrakWithAria yes,He Has.
FrakWithAria gg
FrakWithAria with the power of the "high" ground
lol
"And they say you're the chosen one... more like NOT the chosen one"
God tier insults right there, my dudes.
Even sharper than his usual cutting snark.
"At least that's what Master Windu always says, he hates you by the way." Omg I wish that line was in the actual movie
OK OK BUT LISTEN TO THIS:
Remember how everyone wanted Obi-wan to be Rey's father?? And then in the movie they said her parents sold her for drugs or something? IT ALL FITS NOW
This is fucking gold
FBI WANTS TO KNOW YOUR LOCATION
So the legends are true...
And in the Auralnauts' version, which precedes new canon by several years, Obi-Wan sold his son Duke for money to buy midichlorians (heroin). It does fit indeed.
Emma Rounsville rtfÿ
What If Anakin liked sand?
what the fuck?
Let the madness begin.
This is better than the death sticks Idea !!!
Then that movie conversation between Anakin and Padme would have had an awkward silence rather than an awkward statement about sand. The end!
1st he does Death Stick video, now you want him to do one about Sand? For all we know, he'll be doing one where "What if sand could talk, or what sand was a death stick. LOL
It's over Anakin, I am high
No one:
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Not funny
@@siyacer that's your opinion
@@golden-bh3kc still not funny
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I want to like, but it's at 69
I would never do such a thing
Obi-wan Kenobi you have been known to have the high ground
Then how do you explain all that heroin you did in Edinburgh?
Ya right
Hay am I dead
Because I am getting Vibes that I am
What if Obi-Wan was brave enough for politics?
briank913 The prequels would have been better movies
Ooh
Omg he needs to do this
"Oh, no I'm not brave enough for politics..."
5 Drinks later
*"MY ALLEGIANCE IS TO THE REPUBLIC, TO DEMOCRACY!!!"*
briank913 yes
The background music made this 20 times funnier 😂😂😂
3:21 nearly killed me with laughter. It was like I was being force choked 🤣
What if Luke accidentally killed obi wan when he first got a Lightsaber in a new hope?
LegoVideosRock HAHAHAHA
holy shit, yes
What if Luke had accidentally killed himself instead?
Gengarzilla Obi Wan: Well... shit
LegoVideosRock he needs to do this
What if Anakin bought the deathsticks with Obi-Wan? lol
The RZI Guy
don't put *lol at the end, it makes your comment sound gay
Callum vs- insert name
1. Freedom of speech, don't tell me what I can or cannot say
2. How does it make me sound gay?
3. Are you prejudice against people that could be gay? Not cool
The RZI Guy
You must be fun at parties
Callum vs- insert name I don't go to them, so I'm no fun at parties
The RZI Guy
Oh, that sucks
Diminish one’s connection to the force. That would be an interesting story for a bitter Jedi who wanted to cut themselves off from the force to such a degree, that they frequently use death sticks
I think they were hinting at something like this in the first force unleashed game. granted, then it was more of an alcoholism thing.
Cade Skywalker did in Legends, he’d frequently take them to keep himself cut from the force to the point of even Overdosing on occasions.
2 things
1. What happened to GENERAL “HIGH” GROUND after episode 3
2. Luke wouldn’t be able to defeat Vader if he reached his full potential
"You wanna buy some deathsticks?"
"You don't want to sell me any deathsticks."
"You don't want to use your mind trick on me."
"I don't want to use my mind trick on you."
"You want to invest in a lifetime's worth of deathsticks."
"I want to invest in a lifetime's worth of deathsticks."
Jedi Mind Tricks don’t work on Jedi.
@@boldaphidgaming9089 Good salesman > Jedi Mind Trick
Impossible, perhaps the archives are incomplete
Obi-wan Kenobi no... the archives contain all knowledge of everything ever to exist. OF COURSE THE ARCHIVES ARE INCOMPLETE.
@@MrWhatdafuBOOM lol dang... That explains Watto 😂
Anakin: * grabs death stick* obi wan: don’t try it anakin I have the HIGH ground
Anakin Solo actually anakin did have the *high* ground
Elite Clone kid yea
Anakin: Master, the Jedi masters send me here because you’ve been gone for 2 FUCKING YEARS!
Obi Wan: I thought it’s only 2 weeks?
*Later*
Anakin: Master Yoda.
Yoda: Disappointed You look, Young skywalker.
Anakin: Can I retire? And just put me in Jedi reserve..
Mace Windu: Why?
Anakin: I have children with Padme.. also Obi Wan becomes a drug addict.
Mace: But.. we NEED you!
Anakin: I’ve already taken care of Palpatine..
Yoda and Mace: What!?
Anakin: He’s Darth Sidious so...
Mace: Well, that’s good... you can retire now..
@@johnilarde8440 end credits roll
Duel of the fates starts playing
I remember when everyone was always bringing there theories to a point where Snoke appears, but now since we know he was a creation of Palpatine they’re all null and void.
I died when obi wan started partying😂😂😂
Anakin: *Leaves Obi-Wan at the bar*
Obi-Wan: This is where the fun begins!
Thank you for this comment. Now I've got stomache ache from laughing too hard. xD
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So basically if Obi-Wan had just bought the death sticks then the whole Galaxy would have been at peace?Goddammit Obi-Wan!!!
*It's all Obi-Wan's fault!*
YOU SHOULDVE JUST GOTTEN HIGH
Do drugs kids it might save the galaxy
Yeah we need more Death Sticks for the Galaxy =Peace🤣
But that's just a theory.. A FILM THEORY!
When I first saw Attack of the Clones as a kid, I thought death sticks were some kind of weapon, but Obi-Wan didn’t need any because lightsabers were more powerful
I thought they were just space cigarettes lol
@@bloodyneptune They are something like that, but I was like 8 at the time
"More like NOT the chosen one! At least that's what Master Windu always says-he hates you by the way."
Obi-Wan Kenobi 22BBY
Sooo... The moral of the story is that you should always get high because it will save the Galaxy?
Exactly
Essentially
no it is will not fuck up everything
Lol what happened to obi wan?
yes and n
What if Anakin purchased fast food for the Jedi Council and disguised it as his own cooking?
Ohohoho! Delightfully devilish, Anakin.
Steamed hams
"You know this floating Naboo Fruit is a lot like the ones they have over at the Cantina"
@@matthewlee8667 "Oh no, patented Skywalker Burgers. Old family recipe."
@@chromxrobinandcorrinxcamil9031 "for floating Naboo Fruit?"
Wasn't the highest I've ever been
Let me guess you did it after qui-gon's death, satine's death, your own death, mauls death, and Anakin's death
Good job Kenobi.
*Hello There*
Oh my.
Definitly the best ''what if'' ever!
Snoke = death stick kenobi confirmed
dave ambrose Mind blown
Davvo the prophecy is true
Nah because then he'd be called Coke.
Kenobi on meth 40 years
@@chtholly8084 lol good one
"He Hates You BTW" killed me
Yeah that was funny
Obi Wan needs to go home and rethink his life
Of all the alternate history of star wars you chose this?!
Thank you i needed this
what if the younglings killed anakin skywalked
curtis brown YESSSSSSSS
don't fuck with the younglings
younglings ex machina
little nigga cuts Anakin's balls off lmfao
Quoting another comment, Darth Sidious dies of embarrassment.
"It's over Anakin! I have the "high" ground!"
"No shit dude, you've been getting blazed on those Death Sticks for 3 years".
Hello
there.
General
Kenobi
*this all makes sense tho*
You forgot how Dooku would react to all this.
Dooku: "Your love of the halflings' leaf has truly slowed your mind, Obi-Wan. You shame your old master!"
This was the video I never knew I needed, but now I know I could never live without
“More like, NOT The Chosen One”
lmao gotem
10/10 comedy
After saying that anakin got teleported to mustafar and started burning.
*Or atleast that's what master windu would say, he hates you by the way.*
@@JibrilPC waxed XD
He bought the deathsticks, tripped out and hallucinated the entire sequel trilogy. This is the theory I stand by
A split in the timeline
@Sven crap here come the TVA
this is true story
What about episodes 4, 5, 6, and the last part of episode 3?
@@JohnGisMe I assume they still happen after he sobers up.
"Obi-Wan told him he talked too much about Padme and that he was ANNOYING." This line is underrated asf.
Obi-Wan: it's over Anakin I have The High Ground.
Anakin: how are you still alive
"Help me, Obi-Wan Kenobi. You're my source for dope."
This makes my relationship with kenobi on a very different level.
Hello there
Will of the force: waiting for grievous to say GENERAL KENOBI I’ve been expecting you
@@obiwankenobi1596 This is uncalled for
General Grievous a *HIGH* level
@@obiwankenobi1596 general kenobi
That was epic! Can u do a video on “what if padme’s body gard and herself never switched places?” I am sure u could come up with an epic story line to that!!! Thanks once again!
I enjoy watching your videos, they have given me a new respect for the force and brought my relationship with Star Wars to a whole to level 👌
Meanwhile Obi-Wan is running a shady strip club to support his drug habits
What if Luke DID GO to the Tosche Station to get those power converters?
Garnopolis X YES
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@@darthdrake3095 It all makes sense now...
He would've returned to his house on fire and he would've never become a Jedi
One minor change happens in sw
Mace windu: guess I’ll live then.
“ And Anikin saw obi-wan with two twelek girls dancing on the DJ booth.”
I HAVE A NEW THEORY! SNOKE IS DRUGGED OBIWAN!
Death will come swiftly ;3
Márton Benedek Sass LOL
I was expecting him to say that xD
Márton Benedek Sass again Drugs and alcohol Are bad MKay
CONFIRMED!!!
Anakin on mustafar: I HAVE HAVE THE HIGH GROUND!!
Obiwan finishing up a deathstick: Nah man I got the HIGHEST ground.
tartarus tartarus lel
Dat just funy
420 likes in this comment. This is now canon.
Looooool.^^
tartarus tartarus amazing
death sticks made obiwan so high that he entered a new force realm never to be seen again.
I was reading your video tiltes and just had to check this one out 😄
I hope we get to see flashbacks of that night in Kenobi.
I thought Obi-Wan would come in the room where Luke and mace where fighting and say in his old voice to Darths Vader “ANAKIN WE STILL HAVE TO FIND THE BOUNTY HUNTER!!! STOP WASTING YOUR TIME!!”
Faded YT 😂😂😂
Hahahahhaha 💀
LOL! that would be funny, and mace windu turns around like WTF?
all of them would stop and look at him like *"wait wot?"*
Lol.
What if Obi Wan went home to rethink his life?
After Obi Wan takes him. A few secs later: oCeAn Man starts
4:36 if obi-wan is gone, explain THIS
So you're telling me if he bought the deathsticks....the galaxy would turn out...BETTER?!!
Old Mace Windu:
I'm sick of these motherf***ing storm troopers on this motherf***ing deathstar.
Kenny Smithson Drugs are the Jedi way afterall
Kenny Smithson Ikr
Alex K Its funny because your taking it too seriously.
KPS the MHV welp now we know drugs fix everything
From then on Obi-Wan became a master of the Dank Side of the Force.
Where can I join the Dank Side
The Louster I am one with the dank side the dank side is with me
Made me laugh more than it should have.
The dank side of the force is a pathway to many abilities, some consider to be _unnatural_
Join the Dank Side. We have brownies.
This hits nostalgia for me as I watched this when the video came out when I was 13, and this was my favorite star wars theory video.
3:23 I died laughing 😂
And then Obi Wan came back, absolutely tripping, accidentally killing everyone trying to reinact a rave-party using his light-saber.
The end.
Kenobi: "It's over everyone! I have the high ground!" He says, an empty death stick jutting from each of his nostrils.
Who knew Obi Wan can kill younglings better than Anakin
The club beat is sick, it dropped harder than my grandma down the stairs.
Aragsan Osman I helped her with that
sorry man, cant like, its on 69
@@Ymylock now you can, it's 110
But does anybody know the background song from 0:00 - 0:49
“Until the rise of episode 7”
The entire starwars fan base: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
Travis Scott would be proud of Obi-Wan
The dank side of the force is a pathway to many abilities, some considered to be unnatural.
Weed force
Wait so we making made up forces now?
YOUR MOM FORCE
dark side of the drugs
4:00
Anakin: "Master what are you doing we have a duty here"
Obi-Wan: "Haha you said duty"
3:59 woah anakin be looking pretty *thinnnn*
5:04 Padme never would’ve died because Obi-Wan would’ve never followed her and Anakin only killed her because he though Padme brought Obi-Wan there to kill Anakin. “You brought him here to kill me.” So he may have never turned to the dark side and if he did he may have returned to the light much sooner than he did in the canon to help raise Luke and Leia. I mean, he had a healthy family, he was as strong as he needed to be, and he would’ve squeezed it out of Palpatine that he couldn’t stop people from dying, and he would’ve betrayed and destroyed the Emperor and The Empire. And now of course, there would be no Snoke because Palpatine couldn’t have made him which means no First Order. So Luke, Vader, (Now Alive) Yoda, (Potentially Alive) Mace Windu, and Qui Gon’s Force Ghost, train a new generation of Jedi, (Properly this time.) and there is peace and prosperity in the galaxy worldwide.
And they also met Obi Wan's child, who was born in the under world of Courasant nine months after that fateful night Obi Wan took the death sticks.
LMAO
Obi-wan cheated on satine XD
And after 56 years the child become Snoke himself.
paco ramon holy shit i never think about that
well played
Snoke is a heavily drug-addled Obi-Wan, pissed that his friends gave up looking for him.
I laughed at this more than I should
Your description "ridiculous yet hilarious" is the best XD
”What if Gonk Droid got denied the rank of master”
"You want to sell me deathsticks."
England Isn't My City Fucking Ningens...
Nah it would've ben
"Give me those Deathsticks."
,,I am not Obi Wan anymore! I am Darth Highground!"
A year or so later, Anakin's point of view was rather right
Love the segway:
"... which was the last time he would ever see hi-The Following Morning Came!"
This started off as hilarious and then got awesome! That would have been an insane battle at the end!
I love how Snoke is actually the hard-partying through the years, hungover, burnt-out, deathstick junkie obi-wan.
This would be a major plot redemption for Disney (which means of course, they would never do it).
Deathstick's a helluva drug!
So the galaxy would be eternally safe...
If Obi-wan just took the friggin drugs
It still ends the same way, except it just plays out like this.
Skek well no, because Anakin lives this time.
Wanna buy some death sticks
That one guy could’ve saved it all...
Your Sleep Paralysis Demon how did you get here
I remember when all these theories would end in “the Rise of Snoke” but now we know the full story we’re just disappointed we ever thought Snoke was gonna be a cool character.
This reminds me of the iron man party scene when he gets drunk and war machine trys to stop him lmao
So basically, obi wan getting high on death sticks = the world getting saved in a slightly different, but better manner. Neat.
"...With Two Twi'lek girls..." LOL
LZ OP he looks so high there
3:21
Playboy obi wan
@Mustelid Animalia what? How can they do this? It's outrageous, it's unfair! How can they be Jedi and date each other?
I would kill to have a Twi’lek girlfriend.
"death sticks diminish the mastery of the high ground"
Over exaggerated swagger of a Jedi Master:
What if Luke shot and killed Yoda when he first met him?
R.I.P Yoda
Luke would have no training in the force. Yes, maybe Yoda will come back as a force ghost, but Yoda would just be able to give him advice.
yoda would live as a deathstick
wat if luke joined the empire before the rebels
u fool yoda would absorb his blaster fire and call him puck ass you are training u will not have
THE ARIBITER that would be a really good one!
Obi Wan became a party animal and house musician extraordinaire. His most famous singles included "I have the High Ground", "May the Farce be with You", "Dark is the Light", "Jedi Love Sick" and "Baby you make my Lightsabre Throb". Obi Wan was also known for his stunts with the lightsabre
Sadly Obi Wan, whilst high as hell on deathsticks, was doing his lightsabre stuntwork and accidentally impaled himself on his lightsabre.
I've never seen a better comment.
This killed me 😂😂
This is your best vid yet
👏 want a full comic of this
"The Chosen one, more like not the chosen one and Mace always says, he hates you by the way." That was funny as hell.
But in this different universe, instead of smoke rising, it's Darth Kenobi, the high
You mean, Dank Kenobi.
Join The Dank side of the force.
"Snoke"
No, the all-powerful high lord with a half twi-lek kid
Sawyer H The all powerful Dank Lord of the High ground of Darkness
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